Tried walking in your shoes.
Tried walking in your shoes. fell asleep. was so bored
i dont want 2 walk in dese shoos.
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shoez ar tew big anywaiz
Con-sleepincat-shoo-laces on yer nawt sekkund, old lurker. Wut kind uv sillybrayshunz wud yew liek?
Tanks yu!
wut aid really lyk is a bacashun….Cumon Caturdai!
Hoz about a nize kool icey tee and a lyne dans…da onliest kynd ai kan do.
*brewz sum fresh tea & pours ober ice*
*sets owt tea wif assortment uv shoogar syrupz & fresh lemmin*
*getz teh faek sweetnurz owt fur teh kittehz wut duzzint liek oar kint haz reel shoogar*
*paintz lien on teh floor*
*fallz ober”
…
Ai seemz to be tew tired fur dansin — kud sumwun else do teh onnurz?
onoes! Here let me helpz yu up into a nize comfee chare but doun fallz owt or fallz asleepz. Tanks for da tee, it are delish. Wen iz da lyne gonna danse fur uz?
okai ebberbuddee, get awl lyned up. Reddi?
*putz sum johnny cash on*
iz okai we *dansdansdans* to teh man in blak?
***wiggol foot** **skip** **slyde** **clap** **turn**
is PNW da Pasifik norwest?
*wiggol foot* *skip* slyde* *clap* *turn*
ooohh tahts howz u lyne dans? iz fun. gibs mai a happeee
yep, ai iz libbin in Orygone
::slides up next to old lurker and big-gladys::
*wiglol fut* *skip* slyde* *clap* *turn*
***wiggol foot** **skip** **slyde** **clap** **turn**
Ai nawt danse bud dis gibs meh a happeh, danse wif friens!
Heh – mebbe ai can haz dans afturawl.
*wigglol foot* *skip* *slyde* *clap* *turn* *repeat*
Nawt sew bad, akshullee!
u guiz iz doin gud! iz u goin ta marchin camp two? Dat wear gascat iz at da moment….. diz probabli beez himz shoez….. bof him n himz shoez bees beri tigerd rit naow!
momcat
Him putz tigerz in him shuuz?
Duz dat b like putting a tiger in ur tank??
giglol!
awl hafta askz him! I finkz himz cud use a tigerz in himz marchin shuuz, wud beez nic n softi… n da tiga cud helpz him takz bigga stepz sos himz noe gets steppeded awn bai himz fren behindz him!
duz weiz hab ani cheesefrenz in Colomorado? Himz gonna beez marchin wif da band in da state fair dis caterdai! Himz exsited beri much….
momcat
Giving gascat ower best, momcat. I noez u b prowd uv him, adn sew r wii.
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It b gitting late, gotta hit deh hay.
{{{momcat}}} {{{gascat}}}
NEwun kan freestyle….
Kwite cumfee fur teh sleepingz – nawt sew much fur teh walkingz.
too bad der’re nawt green!!!
hopefully dese have oder-eadters….
ai wuz finkin taht saem wai. phewie!
stinkfoot kills kitty ded…..: p
NEwun ‘membr dat lol?
before endin’ pesky hooman slave life, walk a mile in dere shoes……then you’re a mile away from them……..and ya gots dey shoes.
Best to do dis in teh hoomanz favrit shooz, givin moar tiem fur a getaway (wile hooman figyurz owt wut shooz to ware to get teh shooz bak).
y u end lief? did dey change kitteh fud brands on u?
change fuds…..to stale, dry, on-sale, off-brand, pseudoKibble
did nawt change litter box
locked baffroom door
locked bedroom door
unlocked doggeh door
Oboys yew is in trubbil dan.
Mind yew, Buddy (Kween of Nooziland) iz hazzing a big unhappitayl wib me cos dere is goggies in her haws. DOES NOT WANT tehm.
she (do Kween of Nooziland) shouldn’t kvetch, everykitteh could use doggeh slave, it just takes time and training.
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I meself, have no pets. Unless you count the feral cats that occasionally live under, or in the rafters of my house. Or the possums that wreck my back porch (it looks like WW III somedays).
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With my weird work shed. it isn’t fair to any animal.
Teh goggies is jist bisiting me wib tehir dadda. Tehy is big gogies (labadoors) and she is teenytiny kitteh (well, notso teenytiny rilly but is neckst to goggies). So at teh momint, Buddy (KoNZ) lieks nowun.
Kin nawt…breeve…odor overpawering…mus…fite…sleep…zzzzzzzzz
ai cud barely draw breff dis mornin ‘cuz of x-traordinaree conjischun….but da nitemare iz overz.
zzzzzZZZZZ ulp!, Huh? Wut? Oh hai CS. Wut wuz teh remedy fur teh conjischun? Steam? Nayzul Spray? Shooz bonfire?
i tried da frst two, dey dint wurk. da fird wun iz daynjeris 2 mah feetz. yoosualli i has liddle conjischun awl da tiem, but dis wuz eggs-strore-danairee. liek mah noes hatid meh and wuz trien to stawp mah breevin. but mah mouf caem to mah riscue! <3 But noes, wi need 2 talk!
One sniff of shuuz. ZZZzzzzz……
Dem wuz sum miety big shoos to fillz. Kitteh cudnt of stayed awaek anywaiz.
Soooo…. if ai taekz mah shooz off, will ai waek up? Aiz fallin asleep at mah desk, wich iz nawt sew grate, akshullee.
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An noe — mah shooz duz nawt haz an odor.
Iffn itz not tew cloze tu goin home tyme, mebbe yu need anudder cuppajoe.
Oar moar iced tee… and mebbe sum choklit-cuvverd espresso beenz.
hear u goez. eatz deez. dey speshully yummy super-dooper cafeenated choklit-cuvvered espresso beenz. Der’s light choklit adn deh dakr choklit adn mocha, adn whyte, adn all sortz ov deh beenz.
*handz nightshadye som beenz*
dat bettah?
*munchmunchmunch*
Mmmmmmm
*satisfied grin*
*leg starts bownsin*
Fanks, big-gladys! Doze wer teh yummeh!
uh oh… *getz-up putz onna shooz, logs-offa addicktiff webzite
& goez out tew dew sumthin’ sew kitteh stopz talkin’ shmack*
onoes! mai puter batry are daiying… Ai hab to ray-shun mai tyme on ICHC becuz it IZ a dick tive. wen battry daies, itz yme tu go. TTFN Hurry up Caturdai!
Olympic medals in Kayaking… I haz dem
*pfffft!!*
such the funneez! ai ‘member a commint awn anudder kittin-shoo lol…”Da hoominz use dis awn der feetz? dis cud be a haus!”
doan tip da kanoo!
I has a sleep
I be jellin’
I kin tellin’ yoo jellin’.
Hoa ’bout him?
::points at random stranger::
Iz he jellin’?
This kitteh is jellin’:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/09/im-jellin-is-you-jellin
Datz sew phunneh! Mai eyes iz wellin’.
Iz sew kyoot too! Mai hed is swellin’.
Whut comes next? There’s no tellin’.
Let’s have a snack! Mmmm, watermelon!
to continyoo da ryme, iz compellin.
But if I get no sleep, the morning I’ll look like hell in.
I kin buy wot yew be sellin
fer monnees dose dshooz we be sellin
Ceiling Cat give salvation for lost Scholl’s so there’ll be no hellin.
Wib Basement Cat’s where ai’ll be dwellin
Angstee teenz be doin rebelin.
Datz cuz dey nawt b jellin.
Cheezburger kittehs are gud at spellin
wellz awt lest nobudiz yellin
sinc it mus be tim fur choir hand bellin
da heat ub da feet
da marchin band beez fellin
iz off fur mellon
mai thirst ta beez quellin
n naow Iz tellin
datz awl Iz unveilin…
momcat
ohai guise. ai’z nawt bin commintin or capsh’ning picshoors forza wile…..ai startid skool…..den yestidai ai wuz boating fur foar ourz.
Mebbe dis just mee, but ai akshly kinda doan liek 2 commint iffin der iz alreddy liek 150. ai iz commintin nao cuz der wuz onlee 17 commints wen ai gotz ontoo dis frora…..foree….frum….capshuns paeg ting.
me toooo. Ai lyk da reel-tym inter… intra… conbersashuns bedderer. Wenz derz lottza commintz ai jest lurk aroun
wen ah shud be wurkin, ai iz lurkin.
like a silly murkin on lolcats page a smurkin.
laffin and a giglolin
cos mah frenz ah makin phunnies
anb sumbtimes silleh punies
it mak meh bery happeh
but i not get much stuffs dun.
yah-
I wishez I cud, butz Iz hab da buziez in da dai, kin onli getz hear late at nit (fur me) sos Iz awaliz haben to addz ta postz dat been awt awhile…
momcat
Kitteh haz it teh kuribo’z shoo! Nao min kanz jump awn spaineez!
In teh tropiks dey tell u tu shaek aut ur shooz inda mornin inkase dey has lizzurdz inem. Gess u gotta do eneywar inkase der is kittehs.
In teh desert, day tell yoo coz ob skorpeeuns.
Ai hasta noe maddur wut tiem uv yeer — dey getz teh toy mausies in dem. Uv coars, datz MUCH beddur den teh hairballz. Pleh. DO NOT WANT.
Remindz mii…
Rachel: Yoo fell asleeeep?
Ross: It waz 5:30 in teh mornin and yoo haded rambulled on fur 18 payjez — FRONT AND BAK!
But we were on a break!!! Friends ref FTW
Hewwo, nightshade. Ai’ve neber had to deel wif mausiez in mausies. Ai uh-gree abaot hareballz, tho…PLEH-PLEH-PLEH! Zeus hazn’t had menny, fank CC!
Hmm. Gud! Wii haz a kitteh namid Sammy (wun uv aur kittehz). Hii ust 2 haz lawtz uv teh hareballz, but nao seemz nawt. Hyz a Purrr-shun kitteh.
yuz beez luki oobark-
i hadz a kitteh whoz maded it himz buzines to pee in ebery loose shoe himz cud find…..
himz wuz krazy kat…. himz peed in toasta! reli!
momcat
sleepy sleep wen u can eet cheez burga!!??????!
ai kno, butt wut moar can ai sai?
puss in boots, ur doin it kyoot!!
‘morning, Hashim
morning owl!!
how r u?
btw, Hashim, u hassa grate pun!
k, stoopy qweshun coming rite up!! *waiter bringz in a stoopy qweshun and gibz it to ChocolateSamus* hmmm…wats pun?? tee hee…i still dont know akshullee
Pun meens to maek play on werds . . . “A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words.” It meens u r being veri clebber !!! FTW !!
ok!! fanks madamz!!
Hashim, this is a bit academic, but I really learned something myself about puns by reading this. It’s probably more than you want to know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun
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Another person whose work you might like to read is a very funny guy who collects puns, but also has a wealth of information about the English language. He’s known on the radio (where I hear him) as “The Word Man” because of his knowledge of word usage, but he has published many short, humerous books about language use and humor. He is Dr. Richard Lederer and this is his website: http://www.verbivore.com/
He is also the father of two very successful professional poker players, Howard Lederer and Annie Duke.
Ohai Eve!!
fanks! i’ve read the main definition of “pun” and i get it!!
though, i don’t know bout “The World Man” though….
If you can ever get hold of one of this books, like Anguished English, you might enjoy it. That’s all I was thinking. I think it helps native English speakers and ESL speakers alike gain an appreciation of some subtleties of the language.
oh, the only books i’ve read are harry potter, john Grisham and when i was younger, the secret seven and famous five and some more… and i’ve read two or three of R.L Stine
Fur instins: Derz a ‘Merican sayin (mite be TTI azwell, but aiz nawt shoor), “Here today, gone tomorrow.” Dere is a loooong joke to wich teh punchline is “Hare today, goon tomorrow.” If you don’t understand the pun, you won’t understand teh joke.
fanks fur da halp nightshayde!!
dat beez bunni foo foo…..!
I wuz field maus in hi skool kidletz play, gotted bonked ond hed n dropped onda floor lotz ub timz. Wuz phun.
Wun skool- hadz pair ub 1st graderz try ta take meiz awai ta der claz- caus I “wusnt beein treated nice”! Dat wuz sooo phunni
da POWA ub da theata! yeah!
momcat
Ai r teh tarred. Teh Zeus iz sadic…sadis…EVIL rgese dais, waking mi up at 4:30-4:45 AM mai taim, so nao, ai need to go sleep earlier…PLEH!
Wuz ai raight? Iz it moarning in yore part uv teh werld?
Tihs wuz spozed tew be under Hashim’s post! Stoopy Weird Pretzel! Where’s teh dawn key? WP needs a serimous HOOFIN’!
…an nao, ai sez gud-naight. Sleep well, all, an’ hab a naice dai, Hashim.
k, G’ite Oobark!!
dun let da lolrus bite!!!
oh… glad to hear u and ur kitteh r doin fine… nawt bout da sleep though… u can rest if u want!
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BINGO! u were right bout the morning part, its 8:45 AM here!
Ai wuz finking 10:45, sew, nawt sew far oeff awn mai guess! YAY!
mai internashunul tiem zoan gnaw-ledge, let me show you it!
Hewmin Tennis Shoo
maykz soopurb sleepengz bag 4
Kittehz ubz awll syze
Kitteh canz getz awwwlll
cumfee coazee 2 Napz. Den
playz wiff Shoo layssez
No needz blankittz wiff
Tennis Shoo. Snug wawrm rappz awwll
awwll arowndz Kitteh!
Jack.
clappy, clappy, clappy!
yea Jack! gud az awlwaiz!
momcat
Tiem fur meh to go hoam. Ebbreewun haz a gud nite (oar morning in Hashim’s case)!
good nite nightshayde!!
eberyone’s going to sleep since i came *sigh*
aw well…. sleep tight!!
i jus wnntdd 2 axe hoo all livd in sc. wont u bea mai naybor? lol.
tee hee…. i libz in Pakistan… far away…
iz going to gib mah kitteh a baff, BRB!!
ur kitteh disoanns u 4 eben tinkin dat!
well, i fink he enjoys a baff cauz after one, he sleeps a lot!!
Oh no. Kawl da vetteks. Kittehs be porus. Dey washes demsownselfs. Yadda, Yadda Yadda.
but how much could a kitteh tongue taek? it could need a halping hand….
u know…
so….hau’d taht baff go, Hashim?
it waz gud!
but naow, Simba haz gone out agayn for a “walk” to da neighbours!
i fink i told u wat he doez at da neighbourz house??
or waz it sumone else… **think think!!**
Hi Hashim,
O, I knoes. I jes teasin. We alwayz lookin out fer da caretrolls who is sooo woried about da kittehs and sternlee be warnin us dat we shuldn’t gif da kittehs a baff. I was pretendin to be on ob dem. You go head and gif kitteh a baf ifn’ he needs 1!
teehee….
i thought u really meant it fur a sekund!!
oh dear, I hope he has sufficient bandages in stock.
yep. das y u awlways keeep xtry duck tayp, eben on non splortashus occashunz.
fie upon duck tayp, we use gaff-tape
ja, das is da stikeee! Kan fix n-e-ting. Hold up da lites. Repare da kastle wallz. tie up da bad geyez. is da stuffs.
ya know how gaff-tape is like the Force?
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It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together.
I jes waked up and dat is so troo. Funnee but troo!
dun, nawt eben a scratch or a meow!!
he’z bery sweet… or i fink dum…. he jus’ lets meh scrub him and scrub him sum moar… giving him a baff iz important cauz my mom iz illergic to da flying kitteh fur….
smahrt muve. too keep Simba yoo must keep mama happee.
hehehe….
jes! a visit 2 u wud reguir moar munnies den i has!
Excuse the interruption, but am I correct that we cannot favorite kittehs on the main blog, only in the user space?
some users can do it, but some can’t(including me). It has to do something with your operating system, i think….
I can favorite kittehs on the main blog. Once in awhile, some lols don’t have the option at all. This may be especially true of some very old ones.
BREAKING KITTEH NEWS!
S’okay kitteh. I sleeps walkin in mai shoos, too.
wow dat’s imprey, impres,…kool. I jus masterr sleepin standun up. Wawkin wile sleepin is gradyouate levl.
i fink den ur nawt alone!!
i sleep walks in mah shoes too and once i went outta da house and was found on da street outside mah house!!
Dees shoos is mayd for wawkin and dats jus wat day do.
Dees shooz is mayd for wawkin and i’ll ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.
all ur shoez r belong to us!!
yes! all ob dem. den we can get to dare feetses!
kitteh lookin kinda sneakery dere
meh kittehs wud be nommin dem laces rite den, not sleepyin
mebbe himz restin upz to “walk a mile in my shoes, before you abuse, criticize & accuse, better walk a mile in my shoes”. Joe South song, enny cheeselanders oldz enuff to members dat? orz onlee jus meh?
u meanz dis wun?
uh….. I haz *vague* memriez….. yah musta bein a bebe peep at da tyme, afer awl iz onli *cof, cof* yers awld……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jRTr3Ur1Lc
momcat
yepperz, dat be de wun! Oldie-moldie butz da woids still makin’ a gud pointz bout notz judgin otherz jus cauz dey a lil diffrent from youze. Gud ol Joe, him hadz sum gud songies.
Ah jus bebe peep den two, ahz onli *mumble mumble*-one yearz old =)