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Step slowly away from the kitty…
Kitteh has a MAJOR FIERCE goin’ on…
as opposed to a General Fierce?
oar uh Private Fierce?
Tihs seamz 2 b a prettii Publick Fierce.
Corporal Fierce?
Akshulii hii iz Chiif Purry Ossifer Roadraij.
congra-er, con… er… gud wurk on teh naut secund!
*slowleh bax awayz*
Fanks Meowsie! Why yoo backs away? I duzzint byte. Or not verry offen…
Unless asked bery nieclee?
knowin my luc, i be teh one hoo gets bited by kitteh.
ohwait, almoust forgetted… ur sawng n danz? Perhapz a chill pill for kitteh?
chill pill iz in teh frig.
sawng an danz is in owtside onna porch… ai thinks we iz doing jukebock klassicks today, ai finkso.
OMG it’s a monorail, get back in the…
Oh, never mind…
U noez, ifn itza monorail, den wooden it b “RAIL RAGEZ”?
I SAID NO FOOD OF DRINKS ON BOARD!!!!!
*sneeks past dan wif a bottlol of watter*
bottle of watter, nawt dat beeg a deel, eets the baseball season chuckleheads that spit sunflower seed shells awl abor da playce. Dey’re de ones dat mayk meh wanna buy a rifle and find a haigh plaice.
oh, okays!
*kwiklee stuffs pakaj of pistashio nutz into pokkit*
Um, duz this trane go to teh downtown or teh uptown?
It goes to teh sideways town.
Hold on!
buckles in, holds bof hand in teh air!
We’ve been detoured through teh upsidedowntown. Passengers wifout grabbity boots are advised to kiss their tushies goodbye.
… n sai “hello” 2 da payvmint beelow
Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
dis is teh fun!
duz this go thru any water??
ai hopes it goze thru teh drier after that.
oh i fink we is going to fast to stay wet for long.
ackshully, we seem to be going a littul TOO fast.
LCB— is u still up there???
Um, whoos drivin dis fing!!!!???
Uh, I hoapz dis iznt Pelolham 1-2-3 …
I wuz just up front, and dere iz a BRICK on teh
gas peddle!
wez gunna die, wez gunna die, wez gunna die, wez gunna die, wez gunna die,
wez gunna die, wez gunna die, wez gunna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Atleest weel haz teh fun on teh way to teh hawribul deth.
Ai lubs dat movie Aahz menchund, Teh Takin uv Pelolham 1-2-3. Orijinal, dat is. Noower verszhun iz too PC.
Deyz maykin anuvver wun kumminz owt nekst yeer, wif Jon Revolta plaiyin da leed roll
…
I wunner ifn itz gunna b gud, liek da orijinul, oar nawt gud liek da nawt-sekkund reemayk …
*hedbats Africat*
Pull urself togetther man! We needs u to stay strong now!!
*hands Africat teh cell fone*
Call 9-elebenty!
*whispurs to Aahz and Nightshayde*
Boi I hope he duzznt reelize we has no signal…..
O hai, guise! I been bizzy riting teh LOL Shack song (posted elsewhare in theis thred). Has anybuddy seed my brick? I think I leaved it on teh train somewhares.
Why is we not stopping at teh stashuns? And why is leeza-b hedbatting Africat?
Erm- he was panickin!
I fink he was afrayd we wuz in a bad sityooashun, maybee sumthing liek being on an outofcontrolspeedingfasturandfasturtranewifnooneatthewheel!!!
aaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! *bonk* ow! … aaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! … hmmmm…no…signal…sigh *faints*
O, is THAT all? Piece of cake.
No, rly. Give me a piece of cake.
*noms cake, belches heartily, wipes crumbs daintily from chin*
Now, then. I can fix this in no time. Hold on tite to something, guis!
*goes to driver compartment, where brick is driving*
Hay brick. Did u hear that all teh other transit bricks are… ON STRIKE?
*monorail comes to a immediate halt*
*LCB dusts off self, wanders away looking for moar cake*
John Revolta? O deer. Kan’t beet Walter Math-ow. On anudder noet. Haz yoo eber seen John Revolta’s hoem on Google Erth? He kan wok frum haus ontoo playne and taxee out to his runway.
Fanx, LCB!! Haz sum cayk n eetz it 2…
I dint noe dat ur brik wuz uh memburr uv da Bruvverhud uv Inturnashunnul Monorayl Brik Op-purr-ayterz (BIMBO) yoonyun…
*gentlee pats Africat*
Come on.. wakee wakee.. u is ok now!
LCB saved us!
Dat wuz teh fun!
Wehn can we duz it agin??
Nuthin liek a neer-deth xperience
to get teh jooses flowin!
Ur jooses was flowin? Does u needs a 50p towel?
Um, got a 100p towl?
That ride was a little wild.
Liek Bill Cozbee sez, “Nawt-sekkund U sai it, den U dew it”
kinz weiz bist da sideways skool?
momcat
Wuz dis Deutche lolspeak?
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!
Sniper Cat is outside window, watching for sunfloers.
souns lyke deh DC metro
When they tells u to stand clear of teh doors they’re not just saying it to hear themselves nag.
mynd teh gap!!
& luks like eny numba ov DC beltwaii drivas’ faycez atta rushhour
dis iz kalm kompared to yootah rushhhower- ore anee hower- yootah drivers is alweyz inna hurree, an has no respeckt fore large vehikulls wif lawnger than instantaneeus braking and wide rite turns.
Jorja 400 n I-285 dryvurz nawt can haz rispekt 4 ENNY uvver dryvurz noe matturz WAT dey b dryvin
…
I seen uh bum-purr stikkur wat sez “Pray for me — I drive GA 400″
Nd da Cal fur kneez driburz ar lejundairy.
Cally-4-kneez dryvurz mai b lejinderree, but Jorja 400 dryvurz r reel…
…
Deyz AKSHUNZ, onna uvver hand, r UNREEL!!
o an deh yewtahh drivvrs doan noe wut turn sygnuls r eether! skeery! i can haz a skootr an iz reelee skerree sumtyms!
Uv corss, teh DC Metro charjez moar durin rushhour. Udderwyze, ai lyke teh DC Metro.
i has a skared!
*puts paws over fase*
No, Fanks – ai wil taek teh next wun.
Careful: next one isn’t in as good a mood as this one.
Mebbe ai will wok. Oar hitchiek.
Hitchhiking would me MUCH safer in this case.
umm-
mak shur u gotted ur towl ifnz u goin hitchhiking LCB!
momcat
mebbe hitchcok? on deh byrds?
Them boids would be much saferer than this kitteh!
Oh shur, jus ask Tippi Hedren. She lyks teh wild kittehs, yoo knoes. Nawt sew much berds.
Ged outa mai wai
ARRRRRGH!
Monorail cat rails.
haha! ohai LCB! I spoke to jessie about art work for your website. can she just go to KTHXBUY and leave a message on your contact e-mail there? sew, den yoo guis cin werk owt da dtails?
Yay! She can write to me at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com. Or she can go to the store site and use “contact us”. Either way.
sooper! I’ll call her
okeh I cawld hur. she will email yoo at gmail
This is SPARTA!!!!
… oar MACARTA — MAd CAt Rapid Transit Authority
Rabid Transit Authority, more like.
I wood hafta havva shot b4 boardin dat trayn…
wut wud u like?
tequila? skotch? or sumfin fancee? B-52 maybee?
Ooooh, yeh — B-52!!
…
But I hasta sayv it 4 laytur — I b at werkz naow…
Oooh! B-52 for me.
*Combs hair into beehive ‘do and sings “Lol Shack”*
I gotz me uh Lolcat dat seetz uhbowt twennee
Sew c’mon n breeng ur jook-boks munnee!
Oh but u has to drink it rite away, it will sperl.
Does old poopy werks peeple won’t notiss a thing…
Next up… Rock Lolbster!
But I werkz atta cherch — I finksew dey mite noetiss sumfin… Beddur 2 b sayf dan sorree…
…
Aftur Rok Lolbster, kin we heer da B-52 uhraynjmint uv “Da Flintstoanz”?
o dat cud be a problum.
unless itz won of those more, um, nawt sew strickt relijuns.
if u is in Gorja tho, chanses r that it r.
Yes, ur turn to pick musicks!
Yeh, it r — but I nawt wanna gitz woozee wyl werkinz awn stufz heer ennywaiz — I haz uh prowd uv mai werkz n doan wanna letz ennyfing mayk it less dan mai bestist…
O wayt — datz da “BC-52z”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGo-o38jo80
i fink deyr releesin a new cd? b-52s are close to 60 noaw
yessh…. accordin two da gascat (whoz lubz dem) dey duz hab a neu album comin owt… wud havta ask when….
momcat
LOL Shack
(with aplologies to teh B-Elebenty-2s)
.
LOL along:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8NhJNpQlsY
.
If u see a funny site on teh interwebnet that sez
Just click here 4 teh LOL Shack! LOL Shack yeah yeah yeah.
I’m heddin down teh ‘lectronic hiway,
Lookin 4 teh LOL getaway
Hedding 4 teh LOL getaway
I gots me a link, gots it bookmarked and all
And we’s heddin’ on down
To teh LOL Shack
I got me a login, a screen name that’s funny
So hurry up and bring ur cheezburg moneys
.
Teh LOL Shack is a little old place
Whare we can LOL together
LOL Shack baby
(LOL Shack bay-bee)
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
.
Sign sez.. Woo! Stay away trolls,
’cause LOLS rule at teh LOL Shack!
Well itz set way back near teh Princess Mu Meadow,
Just a funny old shack and I gotsta get back
.
Lolcats on teh mattress
Lolcats on teh hiway
Lolcats on teh front porch
Lolcats on teh hallway
.
Teh LOL Shack is a little old place
Where we can LOL together
LOL Shack baby
(LOL Shack bay-bee)
LOL Shack, that’s whare itz at
LOL Shack, that’s whare itz at
.
Jokin’ and no dissin’, dancin’ and some drinkin’,
Silly people linkin’
Thru their fun way of thinkin’
Teh hole shack gigglols!
Yeah teh hole shack gigglols !
Teh hole shack gigglols when everybuddy’s
Goofin’ around and around and around and around!
Everybudy’s goofin’, everybddy’s groovin’ baby!
Trolls linin’ up outside just to put down
Everybuddy’s goofin’, everybuddy’s groovin’ baby
Funny little shack! Fun-ny little shack!
.
Refresh ur browser
Tehre’s a new pic online
And we’s about to unwind!
I got a login, a screen name that’s funny
So c’mon and bring ur cheezburg moneys
.
Teh LOL Shack is a little old place
Whare we can LOL together
LOL Shack baby! (LOL Shack bay-bee! )
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
LOL Shack, baby, LOL Shack
.
LOL LOL LOL all day long baby
(LOL a little louder Cheezfrenz!)
LOL LOL LOL all day long baby
(I CAN’T HEAR U)
LOL LOL (all day long baby)
LOL LOL (all day long)
LOL LOL (all day long baby)
LOL LOL
Ur whut? Lolcat, posted!
.
LOL Shack, baby LOL Shack!
LOL Shack, baby LOL Shack!
LOL baby, that’s whare itz at
LOL Shack, baby LOL Shack!
LOL baby, that’s where itz at
Jokin’ and no dissin’, dancin’ and a drikin’ at teh LOL Shack
*atral projecktin from a runaway trane*
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!
Dat’s the best yet!
*danses to teh LOLshack song*
*grooving and moovin*
WIN, WIN, WIN, n sum moar WIN!!1!
…
Did I minshun WIN?
FTW!! LOL LOL LOL!!!! *clapity Clapity CLAPITY*
*takes off hat* you absolutely rock.
*clappity clappity clappity applawse!!*
LCB … R u doin a vershun of Rok Lolster? Teh reezun I aks is dat I fownd teh lyrics an … dey is ulreddy pritty ob teh unreel!! But kewl!!
MORE!!!*lights golw stik*
dansin and a pransin at teh LOL Shack!!!!
yoo winz teh interwebs elebenty timez!!1!1!!!
MAGNEFICENT!!
FANTANSTIC!! wurdz r nawt enuff fur dis masterpiece!!! XD
FTW ICHC theme sonng aithinkso. Tail ent uze be habbing it in bukkits (not blu)
*puts hayrs up inna beehive, starts to boogie!*
Rock on, LCB! Yoo rock, gurl!
@@@@@@@@@@!
yez, wii are SPARTA!!1!
http://www.perrolobo.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/fcjg300-0098.jpg
You’ld best have a token in yer hand!!
Where token = cheezburger.
I hav multi-pass!
“Yes, yes, she knows it’s a multi-pass!”
Ai luvs teh Fif Elemunt!
Wooden dat b uh CheezBurger buffet, den?
Hmmmm, i fink dis calls fur teh beeeg trankwilizer gun!
Sir!
Ai mus purrtest! 2 suggest sush a fing iz heinous, deshpicabul an probablee akshionabul. Ai d-mand dat u retrak dat staemunt at 1nce!
Oh great. Lawyers. Another breed of troll visiting ICHC.
I is thinkin taht this lolyur is wun of those legul perfesshunuls that needs teh trankqilizer gu – that is, tablits.
well if nothin else it calls for a breff mint.
*phew*
Fish breff is teh wurst!
hey AfriCat…can I see dat for a minnute? *examines tranq. gun*
.
hmmm….lessee, load heer, charge heer, safety heeeerrrr *click* *phut*
*shoots Lolyer*
.
oopsie, I just knocked the lolyer out…..er here AC *hands tranq pistol back*, see y’all later.
.
*strolls nonchalantly* *whistles*
*saunters up wif a trai of bref mintz an a few glazzes of aiced tee*
do yu kneed sum halp?
*points whiskers toward Major Fierce and kwiklee gets behind hur*
ooooohhh, aiz in trubble naow
*runz too teh park an frows teh tranq. gun in teh fisheepond*
phew! hopez no wun saw dat…
ai seez nuh-think…
SCHULTZ!!1!
Yah, but wut we gunna do wit teh boddy?
Fead it 2 Audree II
Hmmmm, usin a lolyer az furteelizer, ai lieks it!!!!
Nah, wood prolly stunt itz growf…
wii cud mayk meetpi?
this ones oily……..better use a doily
Cuz you never nowe when its going to run.
No wait the lolyer is teh wun tahts nise for a prise -
But sumthing else has to follow
Cuz no wun shud swollow
It twise.
(Sorry, Mr. Songheim.)
feeeed meeeee seeemore!!!
momcat
wud u liek a shayv an a harecut?
Too bitz?
Ummm, no, ai chanj mai mined. yur raizer lukz dul.
ooppz ware dat lolyur cumz frum? ah , flete strete, aifinkso.
Put the camera down and back awai
NOW
one step closer
and Uz is dead
I haz lotsa pointeh endz
an I iz mad enuff to use dem
:RAWR
My, wat big teef u gots – teh betr eat cheezburger
Reminds me of teh cat in the furst Alien movie.
Jonesy was his name. the only survivor of the Nostromo.
Ripley servyvded da Nawstroemoe — it wuzznt til A3 dat herz botted da big wun… Ifn Ripley dint servyv, den A2 wooda bin uh LAWT diffrint…
but the aliens did get her, dey didn’t get Jonesie.
Troo dat — evinchooallee…
…
Hyding kitteh hydz well
Servyvin — ur doin it rite!!
I alwaes beleeved teh kitteh was in kahoots wif teh Aliyien.
Remembur teh seene where the kitteh suddinly jumpd down on Ripley?
Everbudy was skeerd but I bet teh kitten did it on purrpuss
– and laffd and laffed wif teh Alieeyun afterwurds.
.. … you can has internet naow.
naw, just sci-fi geek.
Internets. U still winz dem.
curlin ur tongue.. yr doin it rite, bhut Ima gives you props laaaaaater
Wow! Well spotted. I was too skeered to look at kitteh for moar than a nanosecond.
*luks at tung*
Why . . . it luks lyke a taco! Taco tung! Nyah nyah, kitteh has taco tung!
*falls on flor laffin*
Memorilol Service for gremlin will be holded next Caturday at elebenty. Her last werds were: “Nyah nyah, kitteh has taco tung!”
Frenz omit flours and substitoot a haffa cup of cormstarch.
Heeheee! ^_^ I was gonna say that too, the curly tongue is cute!!
getz ur own trax! Dis onez myne! RAWR!
Lukkie, kittech haz jean fur kurlin tung up. Kewl.
is hards 2 taek kitteh srsly wen pinkeetung is rollded up liek a sossaj.
mebbee he can wissle wile he pftpftpft’s
I don has teh gene fer tung wisslin 0_o
is genetics the rolly tong tingy
sos kin I. (iza jeanitic fing)… duz dat makez me a kitteh? (hopez sos)…..odd fing, ifinz u curl tung u kin mak gret hissin soun!
momcat
jesss
Ai wooden luk behine mee ifn ai wur u awfisur Riplee!!!
Ai fink ai had dis guy as a bus driver in Lost Wages…….
I iz in Ur ICHC
tryin out nu abtaars
this mah last one fur todai
kthx bai
This one goes wif u name vry nicetly.
And it doesn’t make ur butt look big(ger).
Iz Uz callin me fat?
Who, me? Um, er, well…
*cups hand to eer*
Whut? Oh, ok. I’ll be rite there!
Sry, 2K, I has to go halp over tehre wif a emergensy, um, mumblemumble thingy.
kthxbai
*runsawayfast*
hey LCB don’t run awai
comeback we needs to tawk
where dose Uz fink u is goin?
Sry, can’t stop! Gotta get to teh *mumblemumble* to *mumble* teh *mumbolemumble*!
Uz can comeback I not mad
an dere iz a fireman herez who wants to sai
ohai 2 uz
**hoping LCB falls fur dis trick
*pssst*
2K… try danglin sumthing shinee owt uv ur hand…
Beddur hoald awn tite ifn U wanna keapz it…
put sparkley scarf onna semi-nekkid fyremens, dat’ll get ‘er tout d’ suite.
Wuns u getz herz toot d’suite, wutch gonna due wif it?
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat.
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The eatable, tweetable treats!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
No longer need candy be mute!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets,
with tweetable, eatable sound!
***hordes ov goggies come running at the sound***
twuely scrumptious, yur twuely scrumptious…..
I awlwaiz wanteded ta seez da broadawai version…. herd deh had mos magnificent kar……
-mai propz curiousiti, i haz dem…
momcat
also I haz diz lubly bracelet 2 shoz U
**dangles her arm in front of Uz
ooo… iz that diamelles on dat bracelet?
Maybe we shud take it owtside so we can see better… in teh lite….
fanks! LCB
I be wundering if the kittehs iz too small to be seen..
i like dis one 2K. The pickshures are so small itz hard to get gud definishun. In dis one u can definitelee see 2 kittehs!
oh fanks leeza-b, I will keep it then..
I lyks this wun best too! Lukkit those eerz! Yep, Ifinkso!
o fanks gremlin I appreciates deh feedback
how is Dexter
gedding hisself into a lot of trubblez?
Dexter has teh win! He is up to 7 pownds nao! Yestiday morning, I wuz dryin mah hayrs wit teh blo dryer, an brushin them wit a rownd brush. Dexter sits on teh baffroom sink and kownter in teh mornink keepin meh kumpnee.
Suddenly himz eys got beeg an rownd an he JUMPT onto mah rite shoulder an ressled teh hayrbrush away frum meh! (Um, teh sholder an teh gremlin under it wuz naykee at teh tyme!)
Wayrin a 7-pownd kitten on yor sholder whyl blo-dryin = Yor doin it rong!
Wuz teh funneh, tho. (No gremlins or kittehs wuz harmed in teh maykin uv this storeh.)
I has a road rage!! And it’s the other guy’s fault!!!
himz was
aksing fur direckshunz
busy talking on himz cellphone
cutting into mah lane
dribing widout himz headlites
eeting a Beeg Mak
follerin way too klose
gittin on mah verreh last nerv
holdin himz hand owt teh winder maykin a nawty jesture
indikaytin *I* wuz doin sumthin dum
jestikulaytin in an obseen manner
keapin himz bleenkur awn n nawt ternin
lollygaggin n frun uv mai kar
maykin da yoonibersull syn layngwij 4 “I doan liek U”
nawt stawpin at red lytz oar stawp synz
obskewering mai vu
parking in 2 spaysis
qwibbling wif deh passenger adn nawt watching deh road
revving himz engine at deh stop lite
s…..
swerving cuz he was werking on his lappytop
talking on himz cell fonr (grrrrr)
using teh fast lane to go sllllllooooooowwwwww
ohai leeza!! Grate news abowt Thelma & Wheezy “tolerating” Gummi!!!
lolz! tolerating… not killin… same thing, rite?
Rite! Tehy bes stranj creechures but wii lubs dem n will furrebber be der’s slaves.
veering off deh road becoz himz dribing too fast on a snowy rode
weaving in an out of lanes
xiting at the wrong exit an den changing himz mind
YELLING at ebbreewun!
Zigzagging frum lane 2 lane n bak agin.
staring at mii
trying to passing mii
uglee
v…
stawmpin awn himz braykz suddinlee
tawkin awn himz fone
u…
hmmm…. i fink weiz hear…
yellin at da kiddez in da bak
zero tollerance fur udder driberz
awl dun
momcat
monorail kitteh sez: “GET TEH F– AWF MAI TAYL!!!”
Kitty rolls its tongue!
Oh, and you are all mad, MAD, I tell you!!!
Yes, isn’t it wunnerful??
Adn todai is prettee taem cumpared to uvver dais!!
U doan’t hafta be mad 2 plai heer but it halps
lol
:):):):)
Cheshur cat: “We’re all mad here…”
“Most everyone’s mad here. A-ha! Ha ha hahaha!!
You may notice that I’m … not … all … there … myself”
hoo u callin mad? … u havn seen sum men inna white coatz wiv a big net have u? Rite, ai iz lait fur tea wiv Josephine… *AfriCat adjusts his Napoleon hat an walks off with one hand behind his back*
ya, wat africat said, jus cuz we pray too ceeling cat…. does no meen we crazy.
an cuz ther mor than one uv usns, dat meenz we jus a weerd ‘family’ (sort of)
*note: i updated my avatar*
*why my avatar not worky?*
Naow it duz, but naow ur naymz nawt bloo…
…
Haow U b dewin, sairys?
there now
doo-doo DOO doo, doo-doo DOO doo…eerie
Hoo duzzint has sum rode radj?
This is funny! I like it a lot!
I dont noe if Id be standin there wit a kamera when confrunted wif a big orinj fierceness with such a crabby nose and such lovely white tooths.
And I definitly woud be wurrid abowt lukin behine me at what teh kitteh sees.
good nite awl, itz teh sleepie tyme in teh Muddle Eest an all teh camelz an teh goatzez has 2 go 2 bed naow zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
♫♪♫♫
Midnite at teh oasis……
♫♪♫♫
g’nite Africat!
look! i can roll up my tongue!
i had rodriguez once too.. but i looked happier…
dat iz one mad kitteh
Yoo kids!
GIT OFF MAH LINE!
An waht part of “Exact Chainge” DOES YOU NOT UNNERSTAND?
dat kitteh scaree, ah notz gunna cut himz awf on de freewayz!
ITZ MAH WAY OR DA HIGHWAY PAL!!!
AHMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!
*shoopz*
Git out teh way!!!!!
it like my drive to work sunday, peoples gets mad at mah driv’en skillz! needs more coffee!!
i new dis wud hapenz soonir oor ltr! i meenz aftr al dos yeers uf drivin kittehz arawnd? had tu let of angr on sumfin prably lo pay
Did anyone notice that the cat’s tongue is curved like a hotdog bun?
Epic Win, LCB. Ai cudn’t have dun beddur.
Howebber, I no can has moosick talentz. Mai voise iz teh pleh. “Baritone” iz what da hoominz call it, aifink.