gold, frankensence,
gold, frankensence, and purr
dont forgit da frankensense dis tiem.
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Ah heck…
SPLORT!!!
There’s NO WAY that this orange one is poison…
Now this is just too cute. This kitten should belong to that committee of small sized cats.
Yewbetcha hii shud! And tew Qte? *SPLORT* He’z MOAR tahn tew Qte!
*Heddesk*
Maikz mii wan tew bii sumwanz savyur!
I understood the word “and”. The rest? No idea.
Translation from the jmuhj for Captain Meow:
“You betcha he should! And too cute? *SPLORT* He’s MORE than too cute!”
*head hits desk*
“Makes me want to bee someone’s savior!” (a shelter kitty perhaps?)
“bee” = “be”
Ohai, Captain Meow! Just stick with us and try to learn it – and you will be richly rewarded by all the cleverness and funny!
Two hints. First – just read it aloud.
Second – go up to the top and read the LOLspeak site. Lots of nice hints to understand LOLspeak.
and – oh heck! LOL {laughing out loud – more than two things.) People often use letters like “Q” to sound as it does. So Qte = cutie.
But this is how most of us (not all) speak here. But it’s lots of fun. You just have to learn it – but it’s not all that hard. You can do it.
Maus is u fixed?
Or du yu need some speshul brayne additives 2?
Fixed? I have all of my parts… Oh, I get it. I’m OK now. How about some Scotch?
ohnoes!
*holz on to bwaynes wif wun hand & pullz gardn glub tite on hed wif othr*
.
*lukz at the sichuantion*
*hearz plee o maus fur Scotch*
*makez desishun wifout benefitz of thot prosessess*
He must meen teh Scotch Taep!!!
*takes out elebenty ginooooooooormaus roles o Scotch taep*
*wraptapewraptapewraptapewraptape*
*newroll*
*wraptapewraptapewraptapewraptape*
*nutter roll*
*wraptapewraptapewraptapewraptape*
*newroll*
*wraptapewraptapewraptapewraptape*
*yet anutter roll**wraptapewraptapewraptapewraptape*
*newroll*
*wraptapewraptapewraptapewraptape*
*Stans bak to admire werk*
Mrphmumblegrymph!!
*pickz up smallish glass of amber likwid gripped in teh wun lil paw sticking out frum teh ScotchTaep kukoon*
*sniffs*
EW!!!
*pours it out*
*dusts off hans*
*observes lil emptee paw wildlee jestikulating*
.
MMMMMPPHRHPHMPHRR!!!!!!
[stranj zownds emanateeng frum Mummeefied Maus]
*stranj sound as the timespaescontiMewuum is borked by teh ForzElebenteee Splortashun*
hrmph. What’s this?
*piks up botlol o skotch*
hmmmm. This would make excellant paint thinner!
*wanders over to the CCC*
*loads up all the botlols o Skotch into ginormaus canvas bag*
*poof*
*disapeerz bak into eventhoreyezon*
* observes wile kwietlee growing*
*stretches tendirls & yawns*
Grumdimbulmrph!!!
*pats maus kookoon wif tendirl*
poor mausie. looks like mary0 mist a spot…
*fwipfwipfwipfwipfwip*
*lil mausy paw encas’d in tendirls*
repayr complete…
jamamakitty runs in………
*I have prunin sheeeerzzz, who called 9elebenty*
luks round expectintly……. who has teh mostest munnies??? hmm hmm?
**hides all da money behind da back**
Ohai jamamakitty!! i waz nawt sekretly spying on maus and sweetpea on dis fine sunny day! or was i**dramatic music**…
*Gallops in*
*WhinnyWhinnyWhinny*
Yoo guize not bein niec to my Maus…
*Bites open the tape cocoon so Maus can breathe*
*Picks Maus up and thows him on her saddle*
C’mon Maus…
Thanks, Toonie. Your the best!
*They gallop off*
…adn dey awl libbed happytail ever after. xcept maisnon
but she haz all teh scotch, rite?
eberybody to maisons for de scotchcelebereatins.
Hic!
*blinks eyes* Maus is fixed? Wow, I knew they did that to kittehs, but to mauses too? *blinks agin*
Annipuss haz dun a groop splort rekuvery daown below. Heer, I givs Maus an eggstra blankie just in kays:
*tuks liddel blankee arownd maus, kayrfully tuks his tayl in; teh blankee has liddel bloo maus dezines onnit, an pikshors uv yellow cheez uv awl kynds*
*goes to teh CCC, pulls down a bottlol uv skotch, fixes a drink fur teh maus in a liddel glass, hands it to maus*
And the gremlin brought forth to the Maus King…
a crystal chalice of the finest GlenmORANGIE malt
Thank you! You even remembered my favorite brand!
*Inhales deeply from the chalice*
Ahhhhhhhhhh……
*Takes a sip*
That’s good stuff…
Maus iz fixed? Ai nawt kno dat! Heck, ai nawt eben kno him wuz borked!
PUBLIK SPLORT WARNING:
CHEEZ FRENZ, PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEZ – BE PUTTIN ON YOR CHRG NAO!
An we meens nao! This behbeh is danjrus!
Kthx, bak to yor reglarly skejuled LOLs . . .
Hao cannit b danjirus? Iz sew kyoot.
Lookit teh tayle, dat littlol fayse, teh widdle pawses an noes…..
luk away rhsb… kwik!!!
Ai will. Ackshullee, ai’m finkin abowt goin 2 find owt if the teenee tinee bebbeh kitteh iz heer at werk agin.
Ai jes LUBS taht littlol skweek-meow tehy do!
*jeenz, flannul, an CHRG(wdoi) dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Yay, lyanthya!!1!!
*skurt, blouse, an CHRG(wdoi) dansdansdans*
*Upfi shakes her thang*
Ohai, Upfi!
*jeenz, flannul, an CHRG(wdoi) dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Hai lyanthya
*shurt, slakks an CHRG(wdoi) dansdansdans*
*Marfa shakes her thang*
Hab tu go naow. Off tu tai chi klass. Ai am yungest im klass bai too dekades, butz doze old ladies kn shake bedder n ai kan.
Wehn ai cum bak mai thang shakin shud be bedder
*dansdansdans*
*Marfa shakes her thang off tu da kar*
Bai fur naow
SPLOOOOORRRRTTTTTT
oh noes! DK can haz a splort! and Maus 2!
Rushes to teh alarum button, and brake glass.
*crash* *tinkle* * WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*
Da CCC shud be here soon guiz.
Ai haz fixed teh splorts, but posted in teh rong plaes!
Oh fanks annipuss! Ai bin wurking sins 7:30 adn TOADALEE forgot mai CHRG(w/doi). Dis bebbeh B hebbenlee!!
Ai finkso wif teh hawt chonklitt n teh skones n clotted creme an strangelberi jam ai’ll soon be gud as gnu!
*snuggels into blankee n sips hawt chonklitt* Ahhhhhh…..
treshures beyond compair….
HAI YOO GUIZE ! Yoo gotz a brayd !
Yoo wantz 2go 2 da ty-boo- teek ? lotz a special tings der 4u!
what kyns a danccing n singen yoo wants dis byoo ti mus tursdai?
hao bowt sum skones n clotted creme an strangelberi jam ?
*razes hed weekly*
Ai fink ai cud manij sum ob dat.
*thud*
oh DK…. I thot Anni fixted u!
Maybee u need sum xtra speshul stuffs.
*takes teh chrg back off*
*puts braynes thru fud processor to get them nice and smoothy*
*adds sum speshul formula from D’Beaker Labs*
Igor givved me this, he sed it was from a speshul batch of ’sperimentul stuff.
*puts brayne mixture bak in DK’s hed*
*smoothsmoothpatpatpat*
*replases chrg and puts on xtra baffin cap wif bunnehs on it*
Here, has sum dark choklit skwirrls.
*tucks nice sawfty peech blanket arownd DK*
How does u feel now?
Qbhoyr junzzl – vzcbffvoyl phgr xvggra, gura Uneevfba Sbeq ba GI.
V guvax V pbhyq znantr bar bs gubfr pubpbyngrf, gubhtu…
abzabzabz *thyc*
V jvyy unf bar jvgu lbh!
*fangpu*
Qvq h frr gru abb Vaqvnan Wbarf zbbovr?
*fvtu*
Abg lrg!
A Hairison Ford, oar a chonklitt?
*slaps grabbittee pause*
owch!
*hedbats DK*
*then a tussul commenses for teh last choklit skwirrl*
*til Harrison starts talking agin and tehy bof r spellbownd*
*blushes an figgits*
Srry, but Ai seams 2 hab lostid mai translation tingy…
Pls kan 4.5 oar leeza-b cher teh linkee wif us?
k,thx!
sowry, heer!
http://www.faqintosh.com/risorse/en/othutil/webapps/rot13/
BU V YBIR GUVF!!
Tanks U sew mus, leeza-b! Dis tyme Ai sabes it inn mai souper-douper hidee hidee hole sewz Ai kan findz it neckz tyme! (Tahtz ware Ai keeps mai cokklit, 2)
Pinky izza GORCHUS kitteh!
Aawwwww! Dats teh best gift
Bebee Cheezus gits awl teh bestest gifts.
Aaaamen!
Wheee! First day of skoolz for the younguns, glads to be back ichc
Wow…they went back early !!!!!
yesh
…. well, sorta
nawt erlee enuff foar der mommehs, ai betz !
we went bak to skool on mundae… rite affter we got bak frum spendin a week at philmont. skowt kamps get an Aplus in terms uv waring yu owt…
Ai lubz me sum skowt kamps! Wuz just dreemin abowt ‘mai howm in teh woodz’ dis mornin. Ai kan hardly wayt until skool iz dun, so’z Ai ken go bak!!
yay lolnascar u is bak!!
*duz happy danse*
twas a whorlwind summer foar us
ohai, lolnascar! Ai wunnert ware yu wuz. Yu mist mai rant abowt teh
Brikyrd non-rase…. Ai wuz awna tare dat day, yu shooda herded it.
Ai figgered yood ‘preesheeate it, tu. Yu NOES wy Ai went “rant”.
Hey, wen did dis kyoote liddle kitteh sho up? Wy, lookee, heez sew…
*******SPLORT************ aw shux, Ai gotted distrakted and naow luk
at dis mez, willya? sheesh……
(starts to mop up own branz, ebberywun elze bizzy…)
U is back! YAY!!!! Ai has a happi!
Ai luffs ur litlol catterpiller
And ai luffs ur eagly faice. *smooch*
Watch owt,upfi….lolnascar mite have ment “luff” as in “eet”……
Shouldn’t fink sow, Eegles are nawt into inseckts and wriggly fings, moar into fleshy gushy fuuds. Ai fink mai littlol cat err pillar is quiet safe wif lolnascar.
mebbe, saw one take a fish out of a local lake.
Splooooorrrrrrtttttttttttttttt!!!11!!!
oh leosmom, has no one fixted u yet?
*sweeps u braynes*
*puts back in hed*
*smoothsmoothpatpatpat*
*replases chrg and puts on xtra baffin cap wif bebbeh tygers on it*
*puts a sawft rosey colored blankit on leosmom*
Has sum hot choklit, and heer are sum chokilt weesils, how duz u feel?
Ok now?
tanks so berry, berry much!!1! hao did yoo knows dat weesils is mai favorites? dey tickle on da way down.
fifth
it is too early to start drinkin…
yes plz. ai can haz Jack Daniels?
Culd ai just have 3 purrs,pleez?
kthnxbai
Yah, skip teh goeld an frankinsens. Moar purr!!
frankinsens issa gud name fore a golden kitteh… tehn it kud be awl three at wuns!
Frank fr shoert, I wud fink.
noes frankin sense wud be a gud fing….eber smelleded it? R church haded it wun xmas time…… i haz da asthma, almos keeleded ober…. nawt a gud fing when yur in da choir…!
momcat
Oh, goodness!!!!! SPLORTS everywhere!
SPLORT!!!
.
.
Oooh, mai hed hurtz az it iz. Sinuses r teh mucho pleh dis moarnin.
Oh, deer, CCC needed
Patent brayne sorter sorts braynes an pours dem into rite hedds
Pat pat awl tidy,
Fix awn CHRG (wdo) 2 eech hedd and maek sikkyoor wiv ducky tape’
Add 50s bavin caps and hand owt cokklit drinks and flooffy blankits.
Der, Rest until u feel better
Ur gonna be bizzee!
ai can haz xtra purr plz?
Me too, pweaze!!!1!! Ai’d gibs awl the frankly sense 4 teh purrs!
watsa splort?
*whispurrs*
it’s wehn ur hed asplodes from teh cyoot.
if u goes to teh top of the comments, and clicks on teh ‘learn lolspeak’ linky, there’s a dikshunary on teh left that u can learn all KINDS uv things abowt heer!
Iz wen ur hed asplodes frum teh kyoot an your branes go eberyware.
silleh mee, ai thot it wuz wen ur nozey strats bleedin frum teh exse…iksess…teh lotsa kyoot!
Shure iz messeh ’round here today
TOADALEE OT: Hairison Ford is awn Reejis&Kellee
*swoon*
and the gift of purr brought from the sacred realm of the ceiling cat was looked upon with awe and great rejoicing by all in attendance the blessed night. The tiny purr was brought forth and placed in the manger beside the swaddled child and began to snuzzle and bonks the babe and the babe glowed with heavenly light and the angels came forth and began a chorus of jubilation adoration for all was well and right and good in the little shelter under the stars [etcetcetc]
Hall-ay-LOL-ya!
**claps floofy paws 4 6kittehs**
…an tehn, teh bebbehs mommehs mudder-n-law skreems, “Ur doin it rong! Kitteh will smuvver teh bebbeh!” Sew, teh bebbehs mommeh smaks teh mudder-in-law an sez, “U needs 2 go hoem nao. Tihs sheltur aint beeg anuf 4 teh bofe uv us!”
Sew teh mudder-n-law leevs an awl wuz kwiet an gud inna whirled agin.
hmmm *luks inta crystall ball*
I sea taht M-i-L eggspear-e-rants in yer past…
Ackshullee, ai nawt had teh tippical mudder-n-law problums. Mai prublums wuz wif teh faddur-n-law.
Nawt habbin 2 deel wif him iz teh onlee brite syde 2 hubbeh divorsin mi.
poour poour… takes happines and puts in a blender to getit smoothie again and pours it back in and puts bathin caps with harrison fords on it and extra duckietape just to make sure and tucks in nice fluffy blankie with nice yummy hummyburds on and sits yu in front of tv with indiana joneses with harrison frordies on with loooooots of nice warm cocoaococoa..cooooccca…. hawt chawcleit and nice freash warm cookies wit micees ontop.<,”,:3( dats spossed to bei a mowse with wiskiers on)
ooooo… Harryson Ford baffin cap…. WANT!
OOh, RBF, Ai bin goan 4 a liddul wile, sew Ai doan noes u, butz u r goana B wun ub mai fave rit peepz. U can haz sush gud ideers. OMG, teh bavin caps wif harrison fords adn teh blankie wif teh hummieburdz!
LOL!!!! Dat muzzbe in deh Apurrkrypha
Holey book ref FTW!!!!!1!
A round of apple paws 4 our resident poets 2wh2blk2stripey and rhsb 4 gibbing us a byootimus story and it is nawt ebben mai bedtyme! Can u pweaze cum back in mabbeh 7 hours for anuvva story? Kthxbai.
Very GOOD! Beautiful.
sos dis mit nawt eggacatly fit….. but iz mai faborite, faborite song. Sanged it wun Xmas n lubbed it eber sinc…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCF1UN4nvYw
momcat
Oh no…..Uh oh!……….
SPLORT!!!!!
Oh noes, ginnylou. *luks arownd* I duzzint see teh CCC halpin yoo yet. So heer goes!
*kleens up brayns, puts bak in hed*
*puts onna fresh CHRG*
*duk tayp awl arownd – taypity taypity!*
*sawft blankee – tuk tuk*
*hawt drink, uv yor choyce!*
Poor thing, yoo rest a whyle! Yool be beddur soon!
Iz a gud prezzie for a baybee sleepin in a barn. Iz cold dere.
I ‘member a story bout a kitteh gettin in teh manger wif Jesus, and Maree kissed her onna face, wich is why tabby kats have a M on dere foreads.
ai awwayz thot teh M stud fur meow?
Lots uv tymes when I posts linkies on ICHC, WurdPress noms mah post. So insted uv posting a linky . . .
google “tabby in the manger” to get teh story uv teh “M” on teh tabby forehead . . .
leave out the http colon and double slash
add www and dot to the URL
(WP automatically puts http in front of it) and voila U can haz a linkie that works
oooh, sew dats hao yew doo a linkee in heer! ai haz lotsa stuff tew lurn!
Ohai, 2K! Sum URLs duzzint haz teh www on them. Those is teh wurst! Furexampil, teh wun abowt teh tabbies an teh manger (it haz teh Mohammed storeh too) is this:
cats.about.com/cs/tabbycats/a/tabby_cats_2.htm
*crosses paws, hopes it wurks*
if they has no www you should add it, see I done it fur Uz
http://www.cats.about.com/cs/tabbycats/a/tabby_cats_2.htm
Iz gud storee. Anudder one sez M is for Mohammed cos he liekd kittehs too.
ew, canz sumwon git a janitor en heer? et too mezzy.
Wii mai b ablol 2 get the YNG frum the NB 2 halp, but onlee if him duzznt has enne irnin 2 do.
*Walks in with the CCC Bust Duster*
Do you guys need some help?
Deh Frennlee Beests, addishunal vurse:
“‘Ai’ sed deh fluffy Kitteh Kat
“Ai curleded into a furree hat
A babby bonnut on Chrismus Morn
Ai,” “sed deh Kitteh soff an warum
furree kitteh hat iz good if u’z a behbeh inna cold manger. not so good if u’z a growdup teenie wif no ayrcondishunin, in Awgust. NO KITTEH, DIS MAI PILLO!
mah yogi kitteh luvs to sleep on mah shoulder and wrap hisselfs around mah
neck
iz like a warm fuzzy scarf in deh summah
not so grate akshully
dis be a poysin and a splort grenade
iff dat b poizun, iz taik itz an diez happee!!!!
hehehehe.but if dat iz a splort grenade than dah braynz come out of tey head happy
OMG!!!!BRAYNZ FLYING EBERYWHERE!!!must where extra CHRG
Gud ting bebe Jeebus can heel da splorts…
wee-woo-wee-woo bakup CCC redy fur akshun!
gold, frankysense n purr all in 1 hand
i bet littul Frankie grows up 2 be an elebenty pound purr-ball
oops
make that 2 hands nao n elebenty plus pounds later!
omg! dis kitteh shud bee safed for pusmas…
My head just exploded into candy!
Wow! Candy?
*tastes*
pleh, likrish!
Liek a PINATA!!!! WHeeeee!!!!!
Kitteh sleepin in a bawl
Splortin Cheezpeeps wun an awl
Tehre’s no defence agginst tihs kyoot
Cept a full-body CHRG soot!
I callt fur teh Crash Cart
Teh lyne wuz bizzy!
Too much splortin
Still uthers am dizzy.
Oh noes – I feel preshure in mai C. cortex
Moar duk tayp, pls, or I’ll b next!
Too menny puters needin a baff;
We needs a Nekkid Janatoriul Staff
To mop an skweegie an shuvlol roun heres
An re-kunstruct our hemisferes!
WIN WIN WIN!!!!!11!
yay,,,,,, poet lenniffuur
i is in awwww. Dat is da AWSOM!
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Elebenty miljon cheezburgers 4 dat poem, Jenniffuurr!1!!!!
awww!! so kyoot!!
*puts hands on hed as if trying to find sumfin*
uh oh… wherez mah CHRG? **RUNAWAY!! to da CHRG!!**
***SPLORTS!!!! half way through…***
aaarrghh!! mah…b-braynz!!
where u be??
**luks around for braynz**
hiyas Hashim! howz yu?
o hai Sairys!!
dunno if u know wats SPLORT!! but i’m SPLORTED rite naow… (meaning: too much kyoot! so brayn pops out… need halp!)
noe warris Hashim, teh awtoomatic CCC iz onna way! c, dere it cumz arownd teh cornur … screech!!!!!!
whirrr, click, click, whirrr suckee, suckee, suckee
bzoot! – brainz bein squirted back inna braincavitee- bzoot!
fssst, fssst lazers reseelin teh hed an floop- CHRG reapplied
dere! all bettur, hawt chakalee drinkee an bloo fluffy blankee fur u!!!!
fanks Africat!!
i fells better naow…*sip sip sip da hawt choklitt*
*tucks in da cozy blanky*
gud mawning, cheezpeeps! Ai haz a qwestyon, hopes sumbuddy haz answer…mai boikitteh nad ai sawd a bebeh kitteh yestirdai, teh owner saiz teh kitteh iz half bunneh nad half kitteh. Teh kitteh haz tayl dat iz onlee bout 1 inch long, nad she has really long hind legses, but she looks like kitteh. we are planning to adopt her to keep our Unique kitteh company, since Stormy kitteh crost teh bridj. Ai am kuriyus – ai tawt it was not possible fer kittehs nad bunnehs to breed togedder? Does ne1 know?
i fink it iz true… i hab heard sumwhere bout dis topic… cant put mah paw on it though…
Ai nawt heered ov dat, but mai frenz mahm had a Manx (stumpy) kitteh hoo had relee lawng bak legs. Dey sed hur wuz “jacked up inna bak”! LOL
teh kitteh we saw haz 2 sistas wid long legs nad stumpy tail nad a brudder with long tail nad normal legs, ai didn’t see teh mommacat, but I wunder if dat iz wut dey are then – Manx… ai have neber seen one. She wuz teh kyoot tho, friendly nad purry nad KALIKO!!!
Mai Bunnii (mai lastest kitteh goan 2 brij) wuz sew naimd cawz win Ai firstest saw herz, shii lukt lahk wild bunneh….big eerz, lawng bak legz, lil puff bawl tale, same kulr as teh wile bunneh. Butz wuz awl kitteh. adn vet sed kulr wuz weerd kaliko.
mai Unique kitteh is weerd kaliko – she haz tiger stripeys on her patches, nad her tail is black stripey nad orange stripey, she is teh kyoot! Teh kitteh we are looking to adopt is liek taht too, but haz less white nad more color than Unique. Ai don’t member it but mai boikitteh sais she haz big eerz too, guess ai wuz looking at her tayl and legs nad mist teh ears! but yesh, definitely awl kitteh – haz kyoot liddle “meow” nad big lowd “Purr”!
Sounz laik manx kitteh, nau? Dont tink kitteh an wabbids can breed, dey such diffurunt speeces.
yesh yesh probaby a Manx:
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manx_%28cat%29
and no no nawt a “cattbit” – thatza mith
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabbit
fangs fer teh linkies 2w2b2s! Ai tooked biology in college, nad wuz shure itwuz not possible fer bunnehs nad kittehs to breed, but ai didn’t really know neting about Manx kittehs
yer wellcomb, iffen yoo sea Romeow – talk tew her, she has allawaiz had teh Manxie Kittehs, tere are alsew bootimouse pixt onna her pofile of them
ai thot teh Cabbit wuz dat kitteh-bunneh kreetur in teh Tenchi anime? yoo frow it intew teh ayr an it terns intew a spaecship?
yez & yez & yoo aura correct 2
i luvres the anime – anyting possumbull
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryo-Ohki
Theyz pullin yur back legs bout taht. If u gitz haff kitteh/haff bunneh, taek it to teh jackalope farm rite away. Yur rite – is NAWT possibul!
can bear n doggie breed? can birdees and kangaroos hab da bebbehs ?
NO-O-O- !
mayb himz just meant da kitteh lookz liek 1/2 n 1/2
axshooly, he told me dat teh momma wuz a kitteh nad the daddeh wuz a bunneh, but ai wuzn’t borned yestirdai…ai wuz scep…skep…pretty shure he wuz pulling mai leg!
yes dey were!
but if u gets one, u will has a grate kitteh, the manx r teh WIN!
my firstest kitteh Dingo wuz a manx. Dey has awesum purrsonalitee.
ai noez dat enny kitteh can breed wif enny otter kitteh, cuz kittehs r weerd dat wai. sew a tiger adn a howsekitteh cud breed, it wud jus bee vurry paynful r vurry m’barissin. ai neva heerd ov kittehs an bunnehs breedin tho, sowns liek urrbin miff tew meh. (imajin lil powty faec heer)
fangs to ebry1 fer teh comments – we would get her even if she wuz 1/2 bunneh, she is teh sweet nad kyoot!! Just wondering if dey wuz rite about her being part bunneh…
TOO … CUTE… HEAD … ASPLODE!
awr. so cute. <3
*runs to teh CCC cart grabs BIG spatula for Hashim
and emergency CHRG starts running back and hat flies off*
heer yu go Hashim
*helps him scoop up brains and then starts walking away
then head goes ‘SPLORT’*
ummm, a little help heer?
fanks fur halpin meh!!
naow i halp u!!
drags in da CCC
***weeeehhooooo weeeeeehooooo!!***
***scoopity scoopity da braynz***
***cleanz dem up and ducky tape da hed***
***puts a CHRG on Sairys hed***
there, u should feel better!!
taek dis hawt choklitt and marshmallows and a cozy blanky az a token fur mah gratitude!!
oof! nudder un … (repeet an rinse)
whirrr, click, click, whirrr suckee, suckee, suckee
bzoot! – brainz bein squirted back inna braincavitee- bzoot!
fssst, fssst lazers reseelin teh hed an floop- CHRG reapplied
dere! all bettur, hawt chakalee drinkee an bloo -or wadever culur u prefur- fluffy blankee fur u!!!!
o well, ifn itz wurf doin, itz wurf doin twice!!!
double choklitt and blankys!!
am i jealous….
Boy!!! u reely gettin teh 5 * treetment!!!
ya, i sure did!!
ur welcome Hashim i had too go help ma gramma ill brb in a little
ok!!
we iz all here…
ohai Sairy, grate job!
Congratulashuns, it’s a kitteh!
naow kitteh can haz congrashulashun fud??
Hee, ROFL, Hee
ohai, Hashim! Noebuudy sabes U yet? Ai’kk tri…
*sweeps up braynes*
*puts back in Hashim’s hed*
*smoothsmoothpatpatpat*
*tapetapetape*
*puts CHRG awn an adds moar tape*
*puts on xtra protekshun 50’s baffin cap wif bebbeh tygers on it*
*puts a sawft floofy goldee colored blankit on lHashim**
Haz sum hot choklit, and heer are sum chokilt weesils. Rest an u will feel bedder soon!
Ok now?
ohhh triple halp!!
fanks teasel fur da halp!!
naow i haz three cups of hawt choklitt!!
itz been some while since iz seen u on ICHC??
or iz it jus’ meh…
Ai has bin hear nawt sew mus…thx 4 nottising!
Ai bin lurkin sumteims, but haz hadz stuff 2 dew. Pleh!
Gud 2 bee bak an habe tiem to LOL an plai!
Ai dew lubs awl teh cheezpeeps!
An Teasel haz mist snorglin wif Simba, 2!
oh… here, u can haz Simba fur snorglin’!!
**throws Simba half a world away**
**lands safely beside teasel**
here u go!!
u can throw him bak wen ur dun!!
Teasel is happitayl nao!! Sez fanks to Hashim 4 his jenerahcity!
Ai gibes dem bof sum gushifud in sillybrayshun ov Simba’s bisit, an nao tehy r snorglin lik mad. Simba iz teh purrfect frend!
*wunner iffn wii rly will send Simba home…..?*
hmmm… u can keepz him for a while!!
i wont mind!
but pweaze…a while dat iz…
hope teasel iz enjoying!!
Teh kittehs haz eated awl teh fuds, haz snorgled fur ebber, an haz chaised eech udder awl arown teh haus, awn an off teh furnitscher, haz had lotz ov skritchees fum mii an tehy r finely reddee fur nappzeez!
*trows Simba half a whirld away*
*Simba lans softee-lik in Hashim’s arms ware he snuggles an purrs in hiz sleep*
Fanks Hashim! Hear r sum cokklits 4 U 4 ur kindness in lettin Simba come 2 plai!
which choklitts?? **hears Simba burp and his breath smells of chklitt**
o wait…
**grabz da choklitt fastly**
**Simba maeks a bery kyoot face which sayz “”pweaze sir, i can haz sum??**
ok… we can haz half half!!
*nomnomnom…*
fanks teasel!!
wowowowowowoowwooowow!!!!!!!!!! nice poem spesally wen u cant tink orr us riskin a SPLORT!
puns should be banned, kittehs don’t like them.
ai dawnt noes ifin dis lol alreadies bien mayde butts aie had to rekapshun it
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1827330
vry nize, gud font choyze & letta colla, & cashun qwite the trooth! bawvo!!
*Clappity-clap wif floofy paws*
Well capshuned, Maggsuverhooman!
iz “me” is he a cheezperson?
ifn he/she wans 2 b. deres room fur eberee 1 heer. an u dusn hafta use teh lolspeak ifn u don wanna.
Oh Gremlin….mini tanks! Ah wuz owt uf it fur a bit!
Ohai, ginnylou. Gud fur yoo! Yoo is lukkin *much* betterer nao!
Those hoo has splorted sumtiems feels a liddel dayzed fur a bit. Plz to tayk it eezy teh rest of teh day!
U can haz gold n frankensence… i wantz teh purrrrr!
yeah yeah I did dis one b4…2 cute tho…
[sings]
Awai in a maynger, no room 4 a bed,
the little lord CC laid down his sweet haid,
the stars in the ski looked down where he lai,
the little lord CC asleep in the hai.
[/sings]
apoligies…
bwavo bwavo!! **clappity clappity wiff floofy paws**
No apoligies needed 4 being brave and singing in publick!
Woot, woot, chessiecat65!
*Runs inn wib pd ob papre an pen, has sgin sayz “PREEZ” awn hat* Ai goz 2 cober teh seken beeg splort ebent diz wiik. Iz nawt eben Krismas an Maji gibtz craetin prawblms. Aneebodee wants to be inerbiewed?
Longcat 3:16…Foar CeilingCat did so loev teh wurld taht he sent hiz oanlee begawten kitteh, taht whoever furgits to wear teihr CHRG should have eternal SPLORTs
Tryin Soooo hard NOT to Splort…but not findin it eezee.
Can’t…Help..It….behbee kitteh TOO cyute! Ai giff up!
S*P*L*O*R*T!! (fawlin on grownd)
(liftin hed…well Ai tried..layin down again)
Oh, Katzi. Heer yoo is, awl teh way down teh thred, lyin halpliss!
Teh CCC is lukkily rite heer besyde us. Nao, tayk it eezy; soon yoo wil be gudaznoo!
We kleens up teh brayns. *VVAAAAAKKKK BRRRRVVVVM* an puts them bak in teh kraynium. Yor poor hed!
We puts a noo CHRG (chikken hed rubber glub) wit drawings on it an pulls it tite! Ther, thatz purrtekshun!
We tayps it on wit eggstra duk taype. *tayp tayp tayp* Wayt, I givs yoo moar. Yoo is lukkin woozy. *tayp tayp tayp*
I givs yoo a floofy blankee wit orinj kittehs onnit. *wrap Katzi up in blankee*
I givs yoo a lollypop wit kitteh paw print dezines onnit.
Nao tayk it eezy teh rest uv teh day! No swimmin fur at leest *luks at watch* 30 minnits! An no operaytin enny hevvy ekwipments or powr tools fur teh neggst 24 hours.
*throws in a liddel hug just fur gud mezhur* {Katzi}
Thanx very muchees gremlin! (An’ trust me..tadai iz a dai dat I defanitely DONT wanna go swimmin!It porin like KRAZEE here in Flawrida!.Fay’s beein a meenie to us.)Lukilee we still gots lektrik fur da time bein.(hug for you,gremlin)
Ai hedaches furr 2 daiz cuzza deh splorts.
You feels badz?
He-ah…take dis. You be all better.
OMG! Thats MAH kitteh! Mah kitteh is on the front page!
Yay!! Racuh!!
U b sew lukky to have such a byooteemus kitty-babee! adn to getting it on deh frunt paige!! W00t! W00t!!
I duz a hapee dans 4 u.
**dans, dans, wun, tow, free, hop, wun, tow, free, jump!!**
YAY, Racuh!!!11!!
Ur kitteh is BYOOOTIMUS! Tx 4 sharing wif us, we awl enjoyed dis wunnerful pickshur! Send moar!
in this context, shouldn’t that be “pyrrh”? and when this kitten wins your heart…it’s a pyrrhic victory! @>)
I sink Jesus wud leik that kitteh.
iz way storee really goes. “murr” iz typo
Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
can i ask first, wat is a uri?
anyway now 2 the important stuf
HI