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Kitteh is gonna catch teh early-bird speshul!
taysts liek chikken…
con cat shu lay shuns on nawt-sekkund! driinkss an danses?
Mabye in onner of teh runaway monorail advenshur in teh previous pic we could all goes and get a chikken salad sammich at Subway?
Mmmm… ai lykes a curry chicken salad wif apples in it.
Ok, here, u takes teh coopons. I hasta run and do a few errants. BRB
O darn, ai haz tew go tew Tergit maisef. Coopons, aneewun?
I hasta leeve 2… Subway sownds… um, not sew grate ackshully,
after Ms. LCB’s wild ride. I is still a littel shakey.
I iz heddin fur sushi, has a gud nite everywun!
sueshi! I iz so jealus! See you laterz Leeza-b, Evethemulticatmom, and LCB.
Heh — just got sushi at the market. They moved it from seafood to service deli. Huh? Ok whatever… but nobody could quite figure out what they had done with the chopsticks or the soy sauce.
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Ooops. Sry. Hadta vent a liddul.
I had sushis for lunch. I could has chopstiks and too much soy sauce.
Ok, ok. It was sashimi. Sosoomi.
*snerk*
CHIKKUN DEE-LITE!!!
can’t wayt to nomnomnomnom
I likes wings plz.
Itz a cheep bufay!
cheep cheep cheep
talkalot, pickalittlemore!
lol! Iz dat Teh Myoosikman? Ai forgets.
Good night laydeez, good night laydeez…
My 8rd grade myoosic teachur maded us sing all these songs. Nothing against “Teh Myoosic Man” but if anyone DOESN’T wanna sing stoopy show tunes, it’s a buncha sullen adolescents.
akshly, dat raminds meh of da ‘hoep of ‘Merrika’ ting dat wi did in da skool. 30 minits eetch dai ob singing songs, we wuz nawt grate singaz, needer wer da kids in da ricordin, da sawngz wuz stoopy an contryved, ai haeted it awl. i iz pay-tree-awtik, but da hole ting sownded liek hyooj k’mershel for Merrika.
LOL Leeza! I gessin you saw “Da Mewsic Man” huh?
I luvs teh old musikals!
Dat scene is teh funny too, wif teh old ladies and ther fethered hats.. just liek a bunch of old hens!
Kitteh haz a hongry
All u kan katch or 1 only plz?
Wun wud juss be a mouffull!
♪♪I’m a tweet wittle bird in a dilded tage,
Tweety’s my name but I don’t know my age.
I don’t have to woowy and dat is dat.
I’m tafe in here from dat ol’ puddy tat!
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♪♪I’m a wee wittle birdy twapped high in a twee,
I wonder if puddy will ever tatch me.
I’m hawdwy a mouthful, I reawwy tan’t see
What puddy would want with poor wittle me.
♪♪♪♪I reawwy mean it, what puddy tat would want with me!
Bwavo, bwavo!!!
*Floofee pawz furree uzlee klappingz!!!*
Dat bery nis toon!
Yay! awl yu can ete shikin!
Dis jess appityzur
i lurves teh free-ranj stile nomming!
buffet kitteh getz dere earlee so chikuns iz fresh!
kinda liek …. chikkin sushi?
oar maiB *terns the table*
souf amerkin phiranneh shikins wayten fur kitteh shushi
Ohai, did ennywun heer ebur ete da pranha fisshee? Fren caim obur uvvur dai nd sed he did wen he goed tu Souf merika nd wuz dlishus. Da gyz wur ketching dem rite dere nd sumbuddee wuz kukking fur em.
eeeeeew, iffen teh fangy fishes are as gressiff as the storee goes i wudunt want tu get near em. guess they are gud cause they eat well !
Dey probly tastes just liek chiken
my bakyard…. it has a flavr!
sevveral, in fack!
Bitesize!
Deez chikkins is riep fur teh pikkins. Oar mebbe bettur in a fyoo months.
if only if only the litteh kitteh cries,
the chickens in da cage were on da other side
Waiter, where’s my dippin’ sauce?
Adn a napkin? Plz?
Hay, deez aern’t teh marshy-mellow chix ai wawnrid!
Yoo wantid a peep show?
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=712080
LOLZ!
Much lyke pik ur own lobstr…kitteh much enjoiz teh pik-ur-chik.
If oanly laif wuz liek tagt…’Pick yoar oan chik.’
liek taht, eben
wonda? wud yoo sqweez em or nock on em? tew tell if they were gud?
Neether.
u do a background check n look fr a criminal record.
Couldn’t u just look up their profile on CarapaceBook?
hai ai iz nu!
Woan sumwun fink uv teh poor liddul fethuree chikeez!!! Dey mus hav a skerred!
ai wil sav teh chikeez wif mah supah powahs!
NS!!! {{{{{NS}}}}}
nah. deys sayin nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah to da kitteh.
Nightshayde??? iz dat u bhind deh Caretroll mask??
Wheretroll Caretroll???
ai iz nu!
ohai sorentos! welkom!!
(psst – hey, sorentos – sumtiems if yor commint iz neer teh bottum ob teh thred, no many peeps seez it, so goez up to teh nooest LOL an say ohai agin! aslo, yoo can sine up for ICHC akkownt an maek yor name bloo an aks peeps wif bloo names to be yor frend!!1! is lotsa fun, srly!!
!! )
Jim Perdue says weez not ready yet
Chikkies: Wii no haz flavr!
Kitteh: Yooz paw-likkin good!
jenerul tso es late
how cute they are…. i hope i could have the cat as my pet.
Mah kitteh ewsed 2 jump in naibur’s chikkin koop. Kitteh on 1 said ob koop, chikkins on othah. Kitteh starin at chikkins, chikkins starin at kitteh. Tehn kitteh wud JUMP and chikkins (they be BIG chikkins) wud flai all ober teh plase, an kitteh wud go “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!” an run off.
It were berry punneh.
he he, de kitteh nevar get buffay like that way! just go intea the coop and divve rite in! lolz! i luv those kinds of tings! keep up de guid wrk! lolz!
THESE
ARE
CUTE
CHICKIES!