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KLONK
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…kitttehs aer so funnee win day doo dat: suddenlol fall azleeepz adn klonkout.
I hadda kitten dat wud sneeze adn fawl ober. Wuz de kyoot!
Ohai MelONyx! I hadded uh kitteh wunst dat wood trie 2 stai awayk, but win da nap attak kaymded, it nawt b awl uvva suddin, but da kitteh wood stawp wawkin, da ayz wood kloaz, den himz wood start wobblin uh liddul at nawt-sekkund, but den da wobblin wood gitz werser until da kitteh wood fawl obber! Wuz da kyootistest n funnyistest fing 2 watch!!1!
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Ifn U doan mynd, I gunna borry ur ohai spawt 4 da lastist tym 2dai…
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FIGGER SK8N CHEEZMEET NOOZ
4 awl da CheezFrinz n da Hotlanta ayreeuh hoo b innerstid n da figger-sk8n CheezMeet awn Layboring Dai weak-ind, I poastid sum noo infoe awn da CheezFrenz Yahoo groop. Plz 2 b poastin ur sugjeschunz awn wat 2 dew n win 2 dew it sew we kin nayl daown uh skedyool. I b hoapin 2 C summa U CheezFrinz dere IRL!
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We naow ritern U 2 ur regyoolerlee skedyoolded LOL
Hi Mel…how u bee?
I be fyn. I lefted yoo a linkee awn cheezfrenz to a pik uv a bebbeh dawnkey. Yoo hasta scroll a liddel to find it.
Hao r yoo?
I r good!
I juss gotted a FINE big fat recliner furr mah room!
I has biiiig happeh!!!
Fank u furr teh linkeh!!
oh hai kafleen. sowries to intrupt yer tawkin wif Mel, butt ai saw tah u wer ‘be tawkin’ i jus lef u a mesaj on deh nawt seccund hed ’splosshun I Haz Flavor wai backee in deh past.
wear deh donkee abatar?
It only shows up when I am logged into Word Press, and sometimes
I don’t.
Donkees r kindee lazee sumtimes.
At leest dey is only 2 inches frum teh floor when tehy klonkout.
Congratshoelicense on ur furvest frum last klonkout!
Nap attack!!1!
Waow!! Sweetpea!! U gotted da tawp uvva 4 wai brayd n U tyd wif ursef wif uh reelee gud dubble kawmint! U gotta sillybrayt dat! Wat wood U liek?
weeeeellllllllll….
*pondurz*
i akshully has to werk a lil to urn sum munnies & den aisle brb. so you guise plae nize wile i can be gone, kthnxbai (fr nao)
Wile yoo ar gone, sweetpea, ebreewun an wile away teh taim bai luking at this adorablul bed taim storee ai found ober awn teh relayted thred frum Jan Yoo Airee!
A Beatriz Potter storree! N Joi!
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8521429699742571122&vt=lf&hl=en
Congaratshoolaces on ur nawt sekkund! You want song ’bout food? *sings Birdhouse In Your Soul*
Iz ownlee 12.30
eets wai past mai bedtyme heer. nait nait ebbreebodee
Nait nait, sleap tite!
kute kitteh klonkzzzzzzzzzzzz
hmmmm. thotted dis wud be ^ az add in dum comet on my nawt sekund comet.
letz preten dis be werdpress’s faux paw
Ebbrifing is werdpress’ faux paw, sweepea!
yeah, i liekz teh wae yu finks!! less go wif dat.
Sir prize. wp wurked fur me dis tiem.
It r needeeng regular beetings.
dass yr jab, er, job!
Zeus *honks* dawn key’s noes an’ flize aweigh…
Yes u iz (Squeeeee-splort!)
snorrrt! aiz aslepe!
brane nd fingurz tu slo!
Teh smell of ur feetz maekks meh pass owt!
Haz u diskovered a gnu, inespensive anaesthetic?
Ai beleeve wii have!! Iz cawled “Pedalus Smellicus” from teh Latin fur stinky feetz.
Hmm. Ai see a gnu industree. Teh stink moley cyooles cud be harvested in teh spas during teh pedicures, bottld in teh emptee nail-polish boddles (recykling iz good) an sold az a sleepy aid.
It neez a gud, name tho.
Haow about
Athlete’s nap
Bedtime sniffer
Coma Cocktail
D…
Nawt that ur name waznt gud, it needz a shelf naem as well az a scientifik naeme
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Dreamstink
Eezysnore
F…
Footsyfays sleepies
Garden o’Toesies
Happisleeps
I…
Drowzee inna Bottlol
E…
Eau de Toejam
F…
Feet Accompli:sold in sportzspritz as d’Agonee of d’Feet
Gee! Ur Feets Smell Horrific
Hazardtoes Waste
I Can’t Believe this Isn’t Banned
J…
Jeepers That Stanks
Know Whut? I’d Rather Stay Awake
Lawd Almighty That’s Noisome
Madison Avenue: We’re Just Kidding Here. Plz to Not Market This IRL.
N…
Noisome Noir
O d’Pewmanity
nasty stinky hoomin feets!!
Dat meks meh wunt to tell teh tail ub mah kitteh Sammy agin. Him wur a Ninja Kitteh. (see example)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
Mah daddeh hab award winning stinkeh feetz, and sammeh wunted too nom dem!
Buttz he wud see him nekky toes and gitz all eggsited an do teh butt wiggulls
ub doom! Den he wud sllooooowlee stalk mah daddehs toes. Mah daddeh wud
wiggul dem too entice Sammeh. Den u wud just see teh reelization cum obbur him face wen him wud get close. Ooooooooo…dem toes r too stinkeh ebben
furr a kitteh to attack! An hee wud back up until he not smell it no more. Den
hee think. WTH? I r turning down toe nommings? and stalk again! And smell
wud hit!
Sammeh nebbur did bite doez toes.
O S U R
can I haz sum milk?
… anna cukky? … anna stoaree? …
..ana hugz? … an chek teh clawset fur teh skary monsturs plz? …
Oh no! If yu gib a kitteh a cukkee…..
… he’s gonna want a cheezburger for dessert.
Adn ice creem.
Adn apple pie.
Den U gotz 2 brush ur teefs agin…
… and raid teh fridge on teh way back to bed.
No, mawm! I wuzzent gettin de cukkees! I herd a noyz in de cubbord adn fot I shud inbestigayt. U nebber noes wut will be in de cubbords at 2 inna mornin…
Nd just just wut iz rong wif “frumpy” reding glasez? Dey ar ntyrlee apropre8 fur sum ub us.:)
“Frumpy” doesn’t go wif those shoos, m’lady.
good point ee toes!
Maibe nawt wif deze wunz but reglur wunz iz cuz frumpy haz bin mai disguyz awl dis tiemz.
Iz bebbeh yoda kitteh
an the force is strong wid himz
Dat’s wat Ai tawt. Kitteh not slepey, iz hiz Yoda imprezon.
At leest he is nawt standin ober de sawser ub gushi fuds!
Sleep walkin kitteh maeks poer job ob hydin teh bodee
dis kitteh be rilly demented – iz singing teh ♫pinky pinky toe pad song while he plotz rebenj on teh hyuman…♫
wundre wot teh hyumin didz?
but hims nawt doin teh prances an teh caypers – cannut be teh REEL pinky pinky toepad sawng!
Luks lyk dis kitteh haz been hangin out wif da college kittehs in da pic below.
kitteh havin a “eets tooo frippen earliii, and where’s mai kawfee” moment
I wud gib him (her?) sum, but I am afrayd he wud fawl innit.
Mebbee he is relayted to a sertin camel?
*snert*
nao, dat’s just wikked mean.
Moi? Nebber.
*big blinkie innosent eyes*
I gotta little sister widda beeg brown eyes….that doan wurk on me, ahm nao immune. Much to the wonderment of my BIL. He luks at me and says “How you do that?”
Didja tell him “Yeers uv torchur”?
no, but the phrase “heartless bastard” was heard from the vicinity of little sister.
Ai duz teh “big brown eyes” bedderer tahn ENNYWUN. It wud werk on yu, SHD.
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Teh shai, flirty owl sez ‘hai, Ly’
az he flaiz bai an’ traiz
tew luuk teh uther wai
an’ ferget thoughs braoun aiz
an’ thoze OMG thize.
Will coem teh dai,
oar sew soem sai,
when owl furgetz Ly
an’ hur *shakin hut thang*,
but foar naow he’ll jus trai
(az he flaiz bai)
tew stai in teh ayr
az he meremberz thoez fayr
braoun aiz.
Izzit jus me, or duz dis kitteh hab hyoog paddipaws?
siez iz nawt efrytin
It iz wen yoo r trying to fit two hoomans, three kittehs, adn a goggie onna saem bed.
wil sumbuddee plz get dis por babeh a pilo nd maikz cumfee?
Ohai ladymonde! Ur shooz lukz fuhmillyer… n green…
Yis, Aahz, ai em awn mai strowl fru taown tu se dat ebreefing iz in oardur. Ai wil be reveeling mai “troo identity” sune
OK
Here lil kitteh (_____) Nice an floofee pillo fur you! Sleeps well!*nuzzlin yore furs*
Now we’ll sing teh kitteh the ICHC lolabye…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/28/funny-pictures-i-can-has-nudder-story/#comment-229193
Oh, datz da WIN fur shure!!
Adn hear it is fur ebbrewun:
The Lolkitteh Lollabai
Bai
Kitkay
Romeow
Lolcatburglar
CSmall
I_dans_dans_dans
yippee!!!
mary O’Spockn
hush, widdle kitteh, doan say a wird,
mahmah’s gonna buy U a mawkin’ bird,
adn if dat mawkin bird dont sing
mamhah’s gonna buy you a gushy thing
and if dat gushi fing doan fli
Mama’s gonna get a cheezburger pie
an if dat cheezy pie gits cold,
Mama’s gonna by U a blanky to hold…
an if dat blanky don keep yu warm,
mama’s gonna cook yu an eer of corm…
an if dat eer ov corm iz deaf,
mama’s gonna wisper unner her bref…
an’ if dat whispered breff smellz pleh,
mamma’s gonna hire a sushi chef…
And if dat sushi chef’s nawt gud,
Mama’s gonna get u sum udder fud…
And if dat udder fud grows mold
Mama’s gonna get u a snake to hold…
And if dat udder fud runs awai,
Mama’s gonna get u a fren to plai,
And if dat fren doan plai too nice,
Mama’s gonna get u a pizza slice,
And iff dat pizza sliced too beeg,
Mama’s gonna get u a liddle pig…
And if dat liddle pig don’t oink
Mama’s gonna get u a frend to ….
U knoes, it’s waaaaaay past ur bedtime.
And if dat b****ing goes too long,
Mama’s gonna sing u anudder song.
And if dat udder song don’t rhyme
Mama’s gonna sing it anyways becaws itz teh verry late and u should beez teh sleeping and whut, u think Mama’s made of rhymes? Iz dat whut u think?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Dis otter b stoard n da ICHC Histree sekshun uv da CheezFrenz Yahoo groop — watcha fink?
Yes, it should, but u gotta put teh punchline in, too.
*sniff* ai nao haz a giant nostalgia! Taht wuz a grate thred!
Hai, Janet!
I gotted mah postcard teh uddur day an STILL hassunt sed tank u!
It wur SOOO bootfiull!!!Teh bloo and orangy lites remindes meh ub one ub
mah fabrit artists, Maxfield Parrish.
Tank you so much furr theenkeng ub mee on ur vacashun! Is sitting on mah
desk too ooh obbur wen I walk bai!
Strypee grayz bebbeh
Kitteh habz ober takkzd himz
insyde batturreez
Needz dirrekkt Sunlyte
ryte naow! 2 basskz in befoar
lushshuss Kitteh Napz
Strypee grayz Kitteh
shoodz nawt habz seen attrakktivv
bryte Shynee Deevyss
Kitteh canz ekksploarz
Shynee Deevyss 2morro.
Napz moar impoartentz!
Jack.
Hello, I ar from de Pillow Testing Departmint
Plz to let us see fluffy pilloz nao, kthx
Awwww dat butimous kitteh he gona growed into dem ears ifin he get plenti fo sleepzies n snorguls n gushifuds n belli rubs n skritches n n ai stops naow so kitteh goes sleepz
OMGZERS! thiz iz so much lyke me!!! i am de apytomee uv diz!!1!
OMG itz Yoda kittoon sliipii taim! Wiv footsickle in backgraownd!
*SPLORT*
it looks like if you poked him hed fall over hes so cute.
sometimes I’m really sleepy too!
kyooot!