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i can haz lolympics??
i’ll get u a goldey medal fur sure!!
U getz teh gold meddle fur bein top uvteh macrame!
hmm… fanks annipuss!!!
but dun forget, we haz a ty wiff sum moar cheezpeepz!!
Hashim, wat du u want for noms and drinkies?
Its tyme 2 sillybrate!
i’d liek a chicken cheezburger and a Sprite pweaze??
coming rite up!
*prepares noms and drinkies*
heer u go!
a chicken cheezburger and a sprite!
hold on, ai fink i’d better do a tasty test to see if it is purrfect!
*noms chicken cheezburger and drinks sprite*
oh noes! ai’ve eaten all ur noms!
*makes new noms*
here u go!
fanks cuudude!!
*nomnomnom…*
*sip, sip, sip, sip!*
ahhh… fan-q!
*a quite burp*
hehehe…excuse meh… i fink da sprite had too much gas
*burp*
me too!
MAD skillz 2
Kitteh wif mad sk8er skillz maeks nuu c-reas 2 mtv.. tshallensh tonee hoek an otters
U R Sk8erboi! YAY!!!!11!
An Ai noe haow 2 yoos dem
“Ai haz skills an ai nawt aff-raed 2 yoos dem.”?
Ohai annipuss, upfi and WiljamiDzay!!!
any one wantz to go to da ty-booteek!??!
i know i want too!!
Yay! Lets go! Ai still has no kitteh dschoollery. Dere r sum naice earrings ai have hurd. Wot does u wants?
i would liek choklitt, lots and lotsa choklitt!!!
4 dessurt? Or just 4 noms? Is teh sayme, rly. Ok, ai can has chocklit, too?
ob course!!!
u can haz a unlimited supply of choklitt!!
**a huge tractor brings a humungous RED bukkit**
here u go!!
naow, boff of us can haz choklitt!!
i can has sum of ur spare choklitt?
Iz dare sush a ting az spare choklit? Idunfinkso, but Ai betted dey gif u sum enneewaze!
ob course!!
***gibz cuudude a whole bukkit of choklitt!!***
enjoi!!
Gleaming da cube
mmeemmbries….. la la la la la l la . slater when he wasnt creepy …..
tony hawk waz soo yesterday!
today, da kitteh rulez!!
hangin’ 16?
iz in ur room, qualifying fur da lympics!
why iz ICHC so lonely today??
oh grate!!
the electricity iz bout to go agayn!! will be back in an hour… i hope
Cos ai haz my lunch hour, dat’s why! Ai iz back nao. And prolly u r gone nao due to power outidge. ‘*&%$%&%
hehehe… da power didnt go off today!!
iz back agayn!!
dunno if its a gud fing though….
maybe ppl are a bit tired of sites of silly celebrations posts????
Wan eytii ovr goggie 2 burgr-taebl enn wal ried ovr goggie 2 hoomins bed.
Stan baek!
Dood! U rule!
fank joo! I prectize bery hrrd..
kitteh is praktissin his lollie.
O hai, cheezpeeps! Hashim, annipuss, upfi, eberybuddy! Bin bery, bery buzie wid n00 Mimi kitteh; farder-in-lore bery poorly; an gedding sunkitteh’s flat (apartimen) decoraded an’ taht befur he startz n00 job in Lundun.
So bin noa tiem fur poohbare t0 tawlk to cheezfrenz!
Wy Augustus munf lolways liek taht fur poohbare? Wut I dun rong? Nommed a robin?
Ohai poohbear3931!!1!
i see u hab bin pwetty busy nowadayz!!
no u r here, we can haz fun!! or if uz wana relax, itz fine too
iz it jus’ meh or iz ur abatar missing?
Oy! Hoo steelin mah bl00 an mah abitur? Yoo taek a braek an tehy stealz yer deetales…. Pah! I haz a sad…
well… naow u iz bloo and haz ur abatar!!
YIPPEE!!
Yay! Bloo an abiturio hokay nao.
O hai, Hashim! How y00 doin?
Mimi kitteh hokay nao she bin “fixed” but wuz bery worrie, worrie tyme. Opermerashun went fine but t00 daze lader, Mimi got “lampshayde” fingy orf an pulled teh stitch owt! O noes! But vet laydie say she fine, awl heeling bery well.
An nao Mimi awl hokay, eggsplorin eberythingz an runnin, jumpin. An how teh kitteh noms! Tihs kitteh maekin hup fur lawst tiem… Teenie tinie kitteh had six babies afore we got her, how she manage taht!?
glad to hear ur kitteh iz fine!!
mah kitteh in da abatar iz mah Simba kitteh. His mother gab 7 babys and left dem to us!!
she waz all liek “k, iz going for shopping, taek care of dem, kthxbai!!”
Taht wuz wun kool mumkitteh! An Simba iz teh win! Do y00 haz awl teh Simba’s brudders an sistas (cept fur teh liddel wun taht died)?
Teh Mimi iz a bery affect…affeksh…. loving little kitteh an purrs purrs purrs!
unfortunately, only 3 are left… i haz seen some pass away infront of mah eyes…
itz to much to taek
.
well, iz happy dat i still haz 3 , oh no, 4 kittehs, da 4th iz nawt Simba’s bruvver but himz nephew
Gud 2 C U and ur lubbely abatar back, poohbear. Is rivetting reed, ur stawry of gitting ur kitteh fixed and hao she’s doing nao and such. Pity ai has no kitteh … ai has allurdgee and ai envy u and Hashim 4 ur kittehs and bebbehs.
O hai, upfi! Sowry t0 heer taht y00 iz allurgic to teh kittehs. We haz teh Mimi frum a laydie wh0 haz t0 gib hur up cos ov teh allurgies an she had a big sad abowt it.
But y00 kan still haz fun on ICHC an noe sneezin!
Poohbear- we need piks on ur profyle of Mimi!!
Hokay, will do as soon as ai find mai cambera ~ August haz bin a bery trying month fur poohbare sew far… Chin up, poohbare! Mimi iz teh win ~ if’n she keeps away frum teh lolparrot… Gizmo RIP lolways respeckteded teh lolparrot! Zooks…
Thank u 4 ur kind words. Ai lubs 2 cum here and no sneezin and itching and stuff. Just teh occashunal splort frum the cyootness, but dat’s quite ok.
Hope teh rest of August is nawt such a bad munth 4 u!
ohh… iz soo sad to hear dat… but i fink dis should halp:
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da
furstnawt sekund tiem i kept a kitteh, mah momkat waz allergic to dem but she still said to keep em. mah dad waz liek “no way, iz bad for health” but we insisted. mah mom got a major attack of asthma too but naow, shez fine and non-allergic to kittehs!!i fink if u stay close to sumfin for a long while, ur body adapts to those conditions…
Ohai Upfi, Ai haz a sad fur u adn noes hao u feels! Ai haz teh pleh allur-G tu adn kant haf teh kittehs nomoars.
But wii gits tu c dem hear adn dat heps wif teh sad. Ai’z gitten teh allur-G shoots, sew mebbee sumdae I gits tu hab teh kittehs aggin. (Wii ken dreem … *sigh*)
Thanks Hashim and martianmary!!1! You iz bery kind to dis littlol cat err pillar. Maykes me feel happitayl! Ai lubs 2 look at teh kittehs. Ai’ve had plenty of aller-G shots 4 teh hay feevah and it wurked, but ai din’t noes dat dere were shots 4 catlol aller-Gs as well.
Yup, dey haz dem, adn hoapfilly dey will werk! Mebbee dey wil werk fur u tu?!!!
Skaytboard Kitteh can
habz deevurzshun so hurz can
attakkz Peetza Bawkz
Nom Nom Bawkz Peetza
iz awllmoastz az gud az beeg
joosee Cheezburgr
Skaytboard Kitteh beez
verreh clebburr maykz planz 4
Fankzgibbingz Turkee
Jack.
*clappity clappity wiff floofy paws*
wat a fantastic poem!
Um, know was the story behind this picture???
that is hilarious send more pics
Aah my keyboard has a bad “Delete” button…
I meant: What was the story behind this picture?
i haz no idea, u know?? canz u tell??
pweaze?
Wunce upon a tiem, tehre wuz a kitteh in ICHC land. Tihs kitteh lubbed skateyburdin an practiseded hur skillz awl teh tiem! She wuz so gud at teh skateyburding taht she winned awl teh competishuns an got lotsa sponsors an libbed happy cat eber after…
***listen closely till da end***
so u mean dier r kitteh lolympics too??
cool…
*Clappity, clappity, clap!!!* Wut uh wunnermus stoaree! Hooray Poohbear!
Scenario 1:
Guy puts skateboard on kitchen counter. Guy puts cat on skateboard. Guy rolls skateboard off counter as fast as it will go with cat on it. Friend takes picture of cat and skateboard flying to their demise.
Scenario 2:
Guy throws skateboard into the air
Friend throws cat into the air
Third friend snaps picture
Dis Kitteh seed dat skate boarding goggie onz teh ootube an naow iz owt to provees dat Kitteh rules Goggies drools aifinkso !!!!11!!!
Kittehs rool ~ googies drool! Teh win! ROFLOL owt loud…
yeah!!1!!
dis iz da WIN!!
kittehz rule! goggiez drool!!!
Gotta go noa ~ huzbum needs hiz prescripshun picking up ~ kthxbai!
ooooooooooooo
Pinky toe pads mek mah brain essplode!!!!!!
ooohh noes Kafleen, heer, Ai gots a brayn cat-shurr. Luks lyk a bazebawl mitt onlee difrunt. Heer….heer….oops, almosted dint get it, heer…see, Ai cawt it awl. Ai sabes yur brayn fur yu! (tape, tape, whisk, whisk, tap, tap….. hm. yur brayn be tu big. Gota add-awn rum fur moar brayn. Dem donkee brayn, dey be hyooge!!)
‘K. Awl bedder? Heer (clink) hazza choklit martooni. Ai justed maded yu it, and dint ebben eeted it….. yu be awl rite suun. Yu gotta watch owt fur dem pinkie pads, dey DEDLEE!!
awwww…fanks, turtlol. U so good too mee. ♥
Ohai, kafleen – tayk a luk at wun of teh lolz on mah profyle – teh wun that sez bloo blankee, pinkee toepads.
*wispurs* Put yor CHRG on befoar lukkin!
Kevin Rose cat
sez “OMG!!!”
I haz skillz, too !
I has skillz… theyz multiplyin’
This is cruelty !!!
And you are supposed to be cat lovers – or is it just the opposite?
Is it saw kjoot to look at cats thrown into air so that when they land they hurt themselves?
These pictures should be banned so that cruel people wouldn’t take them for you to laugh at !!!
uhm, you really don’t understand cats much eh? they jump out of trees(some as high at 10ft!!).. so i doubt a 2 ft drop would injure the little man…. I admit that cat doesn’t love this. but.. it’s not cruelty. just..bother sum. no offense
Nice now we drop animals from 6 ft to make funny pics. Lolcats going in the wrong direction.
Diz kitteh’s pussishun so gracefull!
it iz beein teh second one cuz kitteh not get hurt in dis pic. evar
LOLz itz a Ca[t]sper [4 all u sk8zburdrs]
Nais heelfwip kitteh!11
Me wish I had dose skills
omg teh kitteh luks ‘xaclie lyke mai kitteh!!!! Charleh haz a twen brudda!
Klumseh older kid outside r hous rite nao, haz NO skillz, but wont givv up! Ai wanna print pikshur of kitteh 4 hym, 2 maik him feelz badd…. *cackle!*
he luk lyk mai kitteh, Charlie O.O