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r u sur? it looks liek u startid it.
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dog startid it.
r u sur? it looks liek u startid it.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: NinjaCat
Ai aer innosent
conga ratz annipuss on ur nawt sekund commint!!!
sillybrashunz??
yeah, name ur noms and drinkies for sillybrations!
Ai juss had mai lunsh – haff wai froo teh delibery man caem wiv teh grosserees, soe Ai has indyjestyun. pleh! Ai’ll leeb teh sillybrayshuns till Ai feel bedder, thx.
hopez u get better soon!!!!1!
Ohai Hashim! Ifn U doan mynd, I gunna borry ur ohai spawt 4 uh liddul bit…
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FIGGER SK8N CHEEZMEET NOOZ
4 awl da CheezFrinz n da Hotlanta ayreeuh hoo b innerstid n da figger-sk8n CheezMeet awn Layboring Dai weak-ind, I poastid sum noo infoe awn da CheezFrenz Yahoo groop. Plz 2 b poastin ur sugjeschunz awn wat 2 dew n win 2 dew it sew we kin nayl daown uh skedyool. I b hoapin 2 C summa U CheezFrinz dere IRL!
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We naow ritern U 2 ur regyoolerlee skedyoolded LOL
*passes ober to Annipuss fizzy dwinkiee & symputhee to settul stomak*
Thx! Ai aer a bit bedder naow!
Yoo getz ur grow sir ees delibbered? hao dat werk foar yoo?
doez yoo order by da innertubez? oar by da fone?
Ai getz myne delibbered tew! ebery 10 dais oar sew, ai orderby da tubez
Ai order teh hebby an bulkee stuff ebbry 6 weeks or so online – dey charj fur delibbery, soe Ai doan’t do it 2 offen
I has a happy! Dis mah first time on Hom paje.
Con catulashuns!
adn i finished it
GMTA!
uhohes…
Not to worry. EM was “cued up” in the comment box. But he is me, you know…
*noarmal luk of confushion eben moar confuzzled dan teh naormal luk o confuzzlemint*
wait, wot?
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yu and Ebil Maus teh saem? who new?
Yoo know, mary O’, this cud just be Ebil Maus in a Maus dis guyz, just traing to confoozle yoo eben moar. Wudn’t Sir Prize me at awl.
oooo dat wud be sir real!
GMTA, MaryO’ an ebil maus!
Dat wuz teh furstest thot I had 2!
*cursez teh werks*
Wud u like a littul Jailhowse Rock?
sinz itz teh “thot dat cownts” whee’l clame dis as GMTA!
… and I finished it!
An nau ai duin 9 tu 5…..ai meen 5 tu 9.
What a gorgeous Tortie! Do want!
Long whiskers, little jabot… The compleat kitteh package!
do want!
She lukks raver feerse tho
but i bet her barf is werse dan her bite.
Bettif u reech out ta tuch her, she perk up an rub on yer hand, ahl happytayl.
Teh stray I has at my howse luks like a lot this… wish u cud give her a home. She’s a sweetee.
Mi want 2!
the birch set me up
GMTA. (but Ai cuddint tink ob hao tu sae taht werd!)
kittehs and trees fight alla time, well known fact
noe rly, srsly, iz troo
Ai seez dis mennee tiems maisef! Iz a turbul fing tu witnis. Ai alwaze root fur teh kitteh.
supposta go under annipuss’ comment
congocatshoelaces Anni, Mary, and the 1 with the name that no one can speak
This is one beautimus kitteh and so floofy too, but must haz alot on hims mind to look so serious
Mebbee iffin wii petted himz adn snorgled himz and gifs himz sum gushee fud, himz wil bee happytale aggin?
Ifinkso, but he may be plotting ebil against dat goggie
Goggie gotted him in trouble; goggie will pay and end up in goggie house, then kitteh haz house all to himzself. He’ll look out window at goggie and laff..
ifn dat happen I fink teh goggie gettin off berry lightly …
Dat fayse sae 2 me dat goggie need 2 be practisin hims houdini skillz. Mite awlso wunt 2 fink abowt emmy .. imi … moovin 2 annuva part ob teh wirld …
But ob coars! Teh goggie deserbs it! Wunner wut teh kitteh cud dew tu reek revenj?
Attack goggie’s tale
Bonk himz on teh hed
Catch and hides hiz goggie treets
D…
Dagger poking
Elebenty tiemz bonking on hed
Fiddle wiff himz tail
G…..
Gibs him nosefull of de furryness
Holz onto himz tail
Iz him sternleee
jabz him wif de pointee enz
k….
konfuze him wid teh witty remarks
lambast him laboriously
moon him
n…
Nip himz n da bud
Ogle himz wif da “stare uv deth”
Powns awn himz win himz nawt lukkin
Quiklee claw himz den
Run awai kwiklee-liek
S…
smak hiw on noze
ty his tayl in not
unplesent tihngs
veree unplesent tihngs
Wiggle butt, preparing to powns
Xpell a big hayrball at himz
Yowl
Z…
nom him hard
ofishally complain abowt him
paynfully poke him
quietlee plot agayns him
r
I toldz u hunnerd tiemz.. i ar inucent. dat ‘nip iz fur frend. Frend wuz aweyy.
would dis face lie to u??
well maybe it could but still??
butt dis izzda fayce kitteh wheel putton fur the Courtroom Judge
http://www.wfphs.org/IMG_2296.JPG
Ohai eberyboddee!!!
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Jes a quik note (liek an eighth note, mebbee??) to let y’awl kno dat today (*nawt* yestidai) iz teh transplant. Teh stem cells took teh scenic root to teh horspital, so wii’z gonna put dem in todai.
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Fanks fer awl teh guud thots an energies!!!
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I’ll let yoo kno wehn I iz teh brand noo mee!
{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}
Elebenty happytail thoughts going your way, from all of the us that is me…
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prayerz and thoughts for you, my friend.
{{{PB2K}}} Prayurs goin 2 CC on ur b-1/2.
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hope da operashun iz quick and un noticible!!
keeping u in da light and good thoughts
{{{{PB2K}}}}} I wishes Uz the best of luckz
for a speedy recovery
{{PB2K}} Hooray fur teh stem cells! Heerz hopin they do theyr wurk!
*krosses paws, krosses tayl, krosses individual claws within pinkee toepads, sez a liddel prayr*
{{{{{pb2k}}}}} Ai’z bery happytail fur u!!! Ai sends u awl mai gud thots adn enurgees tuday! *skrunchees up hur ize adn wavez hur floofy pawz tu sends teh pozitiv vibez.*
Light shinin full power frum TTI {{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}} good 2C you here B4 you become all new!
prayers for peace and calm and a steady guided surgeon hand
Scenic r00t, if dey must, as long as dey stay on r00t in u and do a propurr stem cells wurk 4 u!11!!! Will be finking of u in teh neggst days and hope 2 here frum u again soon. {{{{{PB2K}}}}}
gud luxz n speediez recobberie {{{PB2k}}}
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We is awl prayin fur yu.
We’ll be waitin to heer frum yu wen it’s ober.
*invokes teh power uv CC to halp wif the transplants*
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hay! that wuz sposed to say,
and
{{{{{{{{Pb2K’s kittehs hoo r missing hur}}}}}}}}
Much gude wishez tu yu an yr famblee uv awl spesheez.
Hope de “mudblood” taeks hold and maeks ur blood nice an strong!! {{PB2K}}}
{{{{PB2K}}}} prayerz continue fur u.
{{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}
Minnee gud, warm thotz n prairz 2 CeilingCat n Hyoomin God 4 evvyfing 2 goez purr-fiklee n 4 U 2 haz uh speedee-liek recubbree!!1!
Moar {{{{{PB2K}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
If they took teh scenik root, then they ar shurlee verre happee an relaxed. An awl reddee to jump in an do a gud job fur yoo.
{{{{PB2K}}}Awl teh best thots ai can musster ar beeming yur way. Gute Besserung!!!}
Awl teh bestest PB2K! Tihnkingz ov y00 an wishin awl teh gud luk an bak t0 yer kittehs pdq.
ohai — ai wuz wundering how things were going. eberywun here at teh Laboratories is sending teh besty wishes to yew {{{pb2k}}}
{{{{{PB2K}}}} beems, thoughts, and prayers
Grow stem cells, grow!
wee hopes to com see yoo dis weeken – can yoo posty on de yahoogroop how lates we can bes?
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Ai adds mah prayers an happi foughts!
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mee too! evveryfing crost!
{{{{{pb2k}}}}} hope ebreefing goze well an those stem sells do tehyr verry bestest job for yoo! many gud fots an prayrs for yoo!!
Mazel tov!
Hadda go outatown adn rusht bak 2 putr assunas Ai cud 2 chek on u, PB2K. Doan thinkin NEbuddy ebber had sew mini peepz lurbin herz adn preyin 4 herz adn finkin teh gud thots! Wii awl send u hedbonx adn snurgls 2 Ncuraje u adn teh TTstemsales. {{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}{{{{{{{TTstemsales}}}}}}}}}
Ai gets teh saem luk on mai fayse sumtymes!
yoo haffa oranj haff moon onna yer fayze sumtimes??? & whyte whiskies???
… but only when the moon is full …
snerk
Ai yoost 2 be a ware woolf, but Ai’m awl rite naoooooow
R u tryin 2 sownd lyk John Astin? I lubs taht man. Himz crackid mi up.
Ai dunno teh jennleman – it iz juss a sillee joak Ai `memberd frum sumware.
Him wuz teh ‘riginal Gomez Addams.
Teh karacter him playd taht ai’m finkin abowt wuz teh judj’s dad on Night Court. Him had been inna crazee horspittle but alwaiz sed “But ai’m mush bettur nao!” Wuz funnee.
Ai doan’t fink dat haz reeched TTI! Ai doan’t watsh mush TB enneewai.
oh dats a reely old wun Anni.
From bak in teh 60′s ifinkso!
Addamz famblee theem snog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL_9zdu4iVw&feature=related
Gomez and Mortishia snog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3OtXXrCxuw&feature=related
fanks!
I was goin to post that, but my pyooter had sum issuew wif yootube for some reason.
I lubbed ‘thing’.
Mai husbing didn’t liek dat, so we didn’t watsh it….
Nawt dat it matters. De 60′s is nawt reellee old!
Izzit?!!?
Hey – Iz frum 60′s – iz nawt reellee ald! Lurch!
Izdat 60′s age ur 1960′s? Surrprizzing hau yung 60′s age are…an 1960′s juz a widdel waile ago, nu?
ware wolf?
there wolf and there wolf……
Aooooo, warewolvs ov Lundun. (in TTI)
aoooooo! ai luvs dat song!
Has u herd teh noo Kid Rock song ware he uses WareWolvs ov Lundun an Swiit Hoem Abalama?
Ai hatid it at nawt seckund, but iz growded awn mi.
yeh, like a fungal infection
dats Kid Rock??? dun sownd liek him. welz, hez awn mai s**tlizt nao. dey awwayz plae teh sweet home alabama sowng at teh bar an we’z awwayz hoepin fur werewolves. (mai Dave kant eba ‘memmer Warren Zevon’s naem.)
twenny dolla sez it duz the metl tew Diana Krall thing nex.
mai MP3 plaer jus wnet frum Ankla tew Fleetwood Mac.
otayz…frum Lordi tew teh Crystal Method…ai owez mee tweeny dolla.
ai wuz finking of young Frankenstien (That’s Fronknstein)
fine….you can call me eye-gore
hay… wuzzn’t that hump on teh other side?
what hump?
well it wus just rite there…
now it’s ober there…
*shakes hed, goes off to get i’s examined*
Wat nokkerz!
there…….castle
castle… dey gimme da creepys…
da castle haz creepy monsters liek
Arachnids
Big monsters
Clowns…ebil clowns!
D….
Dunerjuns
Ebil torturears
Fearful ghouls
ghoulie errr ghouls
Dust Bunnehs of Doom
Evil Mauses
Frankenfurters creations
G…
Galvatron
Hair ballz of destruction
Ignited spectres
J……
Why are you talking like that
you WIN, I cannot get the following line correct.
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but I will leave you with this: What a pair of knockers!
lol *sound of whinneying in the background)*
Ahhhhhh…Sweet myster of life, at last I’ve found you.
Ackshully, ai wuz talkin abowt teh EXPRESHUN onna kittehs fayse!
U silleh cheezfren!
i noes floof poof, i werks fur a goobermount orifice tew,
sew yeshyesh i noes teh luk and getz it now & agin maisef
Hoo u callin floof poof?
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Well, wate a minnit… **luks at self***
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Okay ur rite.
rondzs up der uzual suspekts dis kitteh is der inner cents
I haz an angreh
if Uz knoz what are gud fur Uz
ged meh sum gooshie fudz on the double
Fraymd! I wuz fraymd, I sez! I hazza alibi!
I was on ICHC making U sum lols
I wuz . . .
onna Airplane in Abilene
chaysing Butterflies in Babylon
hanging owt with Cheezpeeps in Cheezland
eeting Donuts at Dunkin Donuts
riding Ellyfants in Englund
powncing on Froggies in Frantz . . .
eating gooshie fuds in Georgia
chasing horsees in Holland
running in circles in Ingerland
throwing the javelin in Japan
Buyin ise in Iseland
Eetin Jerky in Japen
Kickin Kangaroos in Katmandu
…
listing lizsts
munchin m&Ms in mississippi
purchasing pralines in paskagoolah
quicklee querying in chappaQuidiq
reskewing roos in a ruse in RooseveltRoads, PR
s…
hah, lukkadat : yr time, rhsb, & my poasting time.
eating samosa’s in Karachi
driving mah lamborgini in Libya
chasing cows in Merica
nomming fud in Nom(r)th America
eating samosa’s in Karachi
driving mah lamborgini in Libya
chasing cows in Merica
nomming fud in Nom(r)th America
O….
Openin an accownt at teh NB Impurium
Picking teh enemees floof owta my poyntee ends
Qwestyuning a witness who mite has ratted me owt
*sneaks up*
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*shivers leeza timbers*
Um, dats kwite a costoom u has on todai Dan.
*luks at Dan in I-gore costoom*
Did teh eyes come wif it?
I wuz thinking of changin in2 leederhosen myself!
someone take the blonde, and I’ll take the one in the turban.
i can perhaps halp??
i canz be da blonde guy??
*smoothes long blonde braydes*
Sowry Hashim, dese were wut camed wif the leederhosen owtfit.
oh..neber mind, i’ll just go sit in da corner all alone…
*goes to da corner*
k… naow no body will notice!
**taeks out cheezburger**
*nomnomnomnom….*
*edges over to Hashim*
*sniffs lubberly cheezburger aroma*
How abowt I let u try on teh leederhosen fur a bite uv ur cheezburger?
I can’t take orf teh braydes. Tehy is my own hair, ackshully.
uhh… u can haz da cheezburger anyway!!
**handz leeza-b a cheezburger**
u can nom it all by ur self!!
Elevate me!
watching Owls in Ozland
hanging wit Pengwins in Pennsilvaynya
in Quarantine in Queensland
being Rekless in Romania
Sailing in Seattle
Tricycle-ryding in Tora Tora
Undulating whyl wayring onlyee Underwayrs in Uraguay
Videoing in Venezuala
Waiting in Warsaw
X iting der scene of der cryme marked X
yotting on der Yantgtzee
Zebra riding in Zimbabwe
*hi-5! to Maggsuverhooman* Yay! We did it!
And – GMTA!!!!
Viewing vultures in Venezuela
Walking throo walls uv sand in teh Western Sahara
Doing eXciting things in Xanadu
Riding a Yak in Yemen
Zig-zagging with Zebras in Zimbabwe!
dem Zebraz iz reel pop u lar and purrtiy
ana *High 5 Gremlin*
Ai fink dis kitteh iz finkin: “Doan maek mi has 2 keel u!”
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Ai kno teh feline, kitteh, ai kno teh feline.
I told yu I wuz hun-gree.
I can haz fud now I haz shown yu teh powa ob my displeshur?
Dun worry … I will not embarus us bof by sayin pleez …
“cross meh, and die!! MWHAHAHAHAHA**cough cough!**”
Hai! Luuk wat ai did 2 tihs pikshur!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1818598
nice lol!!
i lieks it
Exxxxcellennnnt!
It was so excellent it caused a DID flare-up…
U fink dat wun wuz gud? Check owt teh udder wun: http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1818748
awesum!!!1!!
where do u get da ideas??
Iz frum a Johnny Cash song: “Folsom Prison Blues”.
I wuz dere about a munf ago!
Had to deelivver an auto part fur Napa.
Dey letted meh in, wiffout ebben stoppin meh. I wuz all nurbuss but
it wur vereh simpul.
Doo Not Wunt to reeturn, tho.
Dey let yoo in Folsom Prison? Ai libs nawt far frum San Quentin. Prison gits best reel estayt on urf.
It wur funneh, too, cuz teh sign say, TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS and
mah car haz daytime lights an I not knowed den how to turn dem
off! An I wur all afraid dey wud bee on meh like a duck on a june
bug! Butt dey juss wabed me froo.
Folsum prison, Jonny Cash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xSt7iganA
Folsum prison blues, Johnny Cash
¡Muy Rápido!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gV5C5mB7A&feature=related
*swoon!*
*sigh*
Wuz ther ennywun with moar charisma than teh yung Johnny Cash?
Teh whurld, I feerz, is a lesser playce withowt heem.
*rayses a floofy orinj paw, saloots teh Man in Black*
sequel
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1819010
Awww! An orinj behbeh. *holds CHRG on tite with both paws*
dis kitteh is juvie nile deLOLkwint?
*holding CHRG on tite*
ohai Gremlin, I lubs orinj bebbehs 2
My Injeh tho not quite a bebbeh ar orinj
herz ar berry sweet
Ohai, 2K – is Injeh teh orinj kitteh in teh pikshors on yor ICHC page? Is pritteh kitteh! Luks lyke orinj eys to match teh orinj furs. Mah Grem wuz orinj wit orinj eys too.
Ohai gremlin!!
sowwy fur bargin in….
mah Simba kitteh iz also orinj (nawt poysin!) wiff orinj eyes!!
he’z mah abatar!
yesh it ar herz. i gotted herz when herz were a wee liddel kitten
now herz ar a ginormous orinj ball of floof.
I luvz her orinj eyes an purty furz, she has whyte sockses
on all herz feetses.
we can haz orinj kitteh fan club?
im in!!!
*puts awl 4 pawz in* Aym in too!
Hashim, I wroted yoo a response but WP wuz hongree an must hav eeted it. Yoo haz pritteh kittehs on yor profyle!
*wispurs* I haz a speshul sawft spawt fur teh orinj-ee wuns.
yesh, i got ur response down below
*luks down below* Oh! Ther it is! Yes, we can be Sagittarius togethur! Teh archer, owtdoorsy, honest, frendly, luvs annymuls!
Teh orinj kitteh pics on mah profyle is mah kitteh Gremlin hoo went to teh brij 4 yeerzago. (Teh pic uv teh liddel boi holdin teh orinj kitteh – that wun is nawt Grem but teh uthers is.) Wuz beeg orinj tabbeh boi wit golden/orinj eyes. Mah hart-kitteh, let me show yoo him!
ohh… i hab told dis story sumwhere before but dunno if u hab heard it bout Simba’s lost bro??
pulls up a chair, do go on I has not heard dis storee..
*pulls up chare beside 2K*
I lubs a gud storee!
But happy ending, kthzplzdontmakemecry?
*pulls uppa chayr to heer storeh* OK, do tell!
*leenz forward with eerz perked up*
*luks at wach*
*taps futs*
*fijits in chare*
ok… da storee iz nawt quite a happee ending but here i go…
once upon a tiem we took Simba’s bro to da vet and while we we in da period between
getting in the building and getting out of the car, some rough guys
came in and started acting liek dey had never seen a cat before!
Shero (Simba’s bro) got scared and ran away…. we searched for him
during da day tiem for two weeks but didnt find him… but… sometimes
we did see kittehs liek him on TV
O RLY?
Toartee Kitteh habz
upsetz at dis owtrayjj! T3h
Doggeh iz 2 blaym!!!
Beeg clumzee Doggeh
tippedz ober mah fud boal.
Dat’z am Aktz ubz WAR!
Hurree upz andz taykz
t3h pickshurr! Needz 2 tipz
ober Doggeh’z boal!
Jack.
ai haz tew muchez kyoot tew bee gilteh.
Teh Cheezburglur!!!1!
dat remindz meh i havent seen LCB in a while…..
just dangle something shiny….like your new watch, for a not random example.
**dangles watch**
**one sekund later**
**gone**
hmm… so i lost a new watch…. awww well, atleast i got to know where LCB iz!!
**waits for sum tiem**
k…. i can haz mah watch back??
i cant beleive teh doggie tricked meh
wut a beeyutiful kitteh!! want, want want….
Ai haz a sad dis mournin – mai 17 year old bluepoint Himmy crost de rainbow bridj yestirdai, hiz kidneys were failing…
oooh {{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}} I am so sorry, {{{{{{blue Himmy}}}}}}
17 yearswas a grand life of love with you, what was his name? j
his name wuz Stormy, but he wuz furthest frum dat – he wuz very quiet nad shy, a real sweetie, we miss him!
is dat him in ur abatar pickshur?
no, my avatar pichshur iz Unique, teh kaliko we gotted to keep Stormy company after hiz bestest friend Chica crost de bridj 2 years ago
she luks beeyootimus.
but I bet ur Stormy was too.
I has 2 almost-13-yr old kittehs, I hope I am lukky enuf to has them 4 more years!
Stormy wuz a gorjus kitteh, ai have tried for weeks to get hiz pickshur on mai profile too but am having trouble wid downloading pics…
hiz bff Chica wuz 16 wen she crost teh bridj…iz so nice to haz dem for so many years, but so hard wen dey leave to cross teh bridj
I noes it will brake my hart wehn I loses mine.
So it’s alreddy a littul borked in simpathee fur u.
So sowry uniquekitty.
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{{uniquekitty}}}- we shares ur sad- he is going to plai in the Princess Mu meadow wif all our other floofy frenz who hav passed over the bridj!
oh noes!
nao ai haz a sad fur yoo.
iz sew hard wen dey haz a sick an we kant do nuthin tew maek dem bettah. ai cud zay awl teh yooshul stuff btu dat dun maek it enny eezier. (imajin a lil cryin faec heer. loozin kittehs awwayz maek meh wanna cry.)
{{uniquekitty and bluepoint Himmy}} So sawree fur yoo an yor kitteh. Teh Nite Watchman an owr uther kittehs hoo haz gon befoar us wuz ther to welkum heem over teh brij; I noes this to be troo . . .
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/19/funny-pictures-sleepeh-committeh/#comment-418345
Oh honey, ai’m sew sowwee. {{{uniquekitty}}}
Ai kno hao ur feelin. Ai losted mai Josie in erlee Mai. It borked mai hart sew hard.
Ai hoep u has teh peece in knowin taht Stormy knowed him wuz luved an well took care ov. Himz happee an nawt hurtin nao. Awl ov owr kittehs met him at teh bridj an ar showin him arown.
{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}} Himz gone frum teh earf, but nawt frum ur hart. Bee at peece becuz himz nose u loved himz enuf tu let himz go. Mai thots r wif u in ur tiem of sadness.
{{{{{uniquekitty }}}}}}
so sowwy to hear dat
well… dier are many ober kittehz who would be dier to taek care of ur Himmy kitteh….
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Sorry fur teh loss of yer sweet kitteh….be comforted dat he iz in a bedder playce nao.
Awww….sorree….a long life wid u, a big piece uf ur liefe went across deh bridge tu. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, UK, I sew sorree {{{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}}}
Uh bloopoynt Himmy musta bin wun reelee byootimuss kitteh…
Wun dai U gitz 2 C himz agin — win itz ur tern 2 kraws da brij, ur Himmy will b dere waytin 4 U, awl helfee n reddee 2 plai n snorgle
{{{UniqueKitty}}}} Ai share yur sad! Mai beloved Florian crost teh brij four yeers ago – sayme reeson az yur babee – an ai still crai wehn ai thnk about it. He had just terned 20.
Wehn ai com bak this afternoon, ai will show yoo teh Princess Mu Meadow. It maeks ebreewun feel a LIDDEL bedder, eneway.
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{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}} {{{{{himmy}}}}} now himmy duz not haz himz pleh sikness any moar an kan run an play wif himz frend an teh ovver kittehs in the byootiful meddow.
i meen, {{{{{stormy}}}}} (posted befor i red kommint wif himz nam, too ankshus to gib teh hugz)
ai miss him but ai am happytail for him dat he iz going to the Princess Mu meadow – hiz bestest friend Chica went dere 2 years ago, he had a sad, so we gotted him a noo friend, but ai tink he still missed Chica…now dey can snuggle togedder liek dey use to
dat maed mee cry. (imajin lotsa lil cryin faeces heer.)
{{{uniquekitty+stormy}}} mayz himz rest in peace.
cheezpeeps are so kind nad caring – you are making mai eyes leak
nad tank you all for your kind words nad thoughts!! {{{{{cheezfrends}}}}}
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so sowwy fur ur loss.
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Bestest simpathies ~ wen owr Gizmo died earlier tihs year, Ai thawt mi hart was borked an Ai cried an cried an cried. Nao we hab Mimi kitteh t0 chear uz up wiv hur antiks. But neber eber forgettin Gizmo. Himmy requiescat in pace wiv Chica. {{{{{uniquekitty an unique}}}}}
There’s plenty of space for everyone in your heart, each with their own spot to cuddle up in.
hewoo, meeza nu heer, canz newone sow mez a gud frend?
rite heer! ai bin maekin lolz fur awhyl btu ai jus startid postin las weke sew ai gezz we’z in teh saem bowt.
Ohai Sairys!!!
welcum to Cheezland!!
where u will find many fr8 cheezpeeps!!
i mean friendz..tee hee…
o I thot u mented gr8 cheezpeeps! lol
ai thot gr8 cheezburgrz.
gezz ai haz a hungriez r sumpin.
hmm… we can fix dat!
**goez to da ty booteek**
**comez back wiff sum cheezburgerz!**
here, naow we can haz cheezburgerz!!
hmmm…. i haz a confuzzled!!
lemme rewrite
“Ohai Sairys!!!
welcum to Cheezland!!
where u will find many gr8 cheezpeeps!!”
meez no on cheezburger tho atz nite. me ony gat on durin dayz
Ohai, Sairys, me too. I iz on cheezland during teh day but not at nite or on weekend. Welkum! Ther is menneh frendlee peeps heer with sawft harts fur teh furreh kreechurs.
*holds owt orinj paw in welkuming hand-shayk, er . . . paw-shayk*
so me sai hiya Hashim
wellkum 2 u!!!
Ohai Sairys!!
haz u created a profile yet??
if you hab, u can copy and paste da URL of ur dashboard and paste it in da URL box wen u commint so we can add u or u can add us as frenz!!
hehe… just got ur friend request!!
fanks!
ohhh… i haz 97 frenz!!
never expected it akshullee
oh, soe dats wut dat bocks iz fur! ai dint noe dat.
Ohai, Hashim! I lukkt at yor pikshors on yor profyle – they is wunnerful! I haz a sawft spot fur teh orinj-ee kittehs.
Yor birthday is wun day befoar meh! Yoo ar Dec 1 – I wuz borned in Dec 2. We is both December behbehs!
yay!! Sagittarius!! we can haz birffday together??
i lukked at ur orinj kitteh pics, she/he iz byootimus!!
Hi Gremlin,
My son’s birthday is Dec. 2, too
Ohai, patticlan! *Shmoos* (datz kissez) to yor son, hoo shayrs mah happeh day!
im in!!
….An taht’s wy yur noo lether cowch had 2 dy…
dos et wurk? me tride wut yu says
u did it in da nawt sekund try!!
it works!! IT WORKS!!
YIPPEE!!
‘moaningz, awl
morning owl!!
how u doing?
depressed (as usual); ai think ai’ll go lye daown…but thx foar asking
Dont tink “depressed!” Tink ‘Hau ken ai hab sum fun?”
00bark!!!
yesh?
meez fond tis funey pix on teh line an meez wantz too shar et wit yu kewl cheezpeeps
hmmm… u could upload it in ur “Pictures” section in ur profile and den we could see
dang, cheezland no letz me post it
teztin…teztin…duz it werk?
yup, it wurkz purrfectly!!
conga ratz!!
yaaaay! sank yoo!
itz in profile tho itz the dinnur kitteh
ey Hashim, yu gotz gud lolz. mez likz tem lotz
fanks Sairys!! i’ll talk to u in half an hour cauz iz going out for sum dessert!!
kthxbai eberyone!!
Ohai Hashim, ty for puttin meh on friendz list, bery nice. Iz try to post elebenty messages sayin ty last nitez to u & cweenmj but is actin crazee & messages not postin. Knot know whear de endz up, maybe goin thru black hole where sockies go, but them not endin up on message board. Anyhowz, ty & enjoyz dessert! kthxbai!
tee hee… **POOF!** iz back!!
ur welcum bluesfan473!!
it happens, sumtiemz wierdpress keeps on nomming ur messages…
an tehn it horks tehm all bak up agin jus liek a kitteh horks a hareball, an tehn yoo haz meesijes all ober teh playse. i finkso haz happend to all ob us at wun time or anovver.
oh hai every one hawz u lot doin????????? ;p
iz fine!!
u noo here
Ai hoep dats a metrik ruler cuz dats wun hyooj kitteh odderwyz.
Must be in jale fr steroidz
This really did make me LOL in my cubicle! TOO funny!
De only ting dat skarez me iz Keyser Soze.
kitteh ‘two face’ makes his evil plans…
Dog mayuv startid it…. but de kitteh indded it.
dawg startid it; DIS kitteh FINISHED it!
Az ai red sumware lawng ago: NEBER start a fite, but AWLWAIS phinish it!
sorry, Labellelle…dint see yore commint befoar ai poasteded main.
…and ai LUB teh coloring/marking uv tihs kitty! Him iz teh HANDSUM!
kitty? KITTEH! PLEH! Ai fink ai needz sum slepe…if Zeus will jus LET MEH SLEPE!!!
NEENER NEENER NEENER!
Da Calico Liberation Coalition (CaLiCo) rooles. Join Now: we da preemeere radical, left-paw, social and pawlitical organizershun fur da support, validation and propagation (thru adopshun only), ob dat unique creature known as da CaLiCo. (We exist in most species; we be pan-speciest, in fact.) Got three colors? you a CaLiCo, You got mostly blotched red and black furs dat’d look dood wif a splash ob white? you a CaLiCo. you gots CaLiCos in yur household, you gots auxiliary membership. We all inclusive, tho top snorgling rights go to full calicos, torties, and pastels; and blue creams and patched tabblies. and torties and white, and shaded silver and white patch calicos, too. silver torbies and pastel torbies, too.
…TURN to the right!
kitteh also gotz a tikket 4 egsessib floof!