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Ohai, Hashim! Congrats on bein top ob teh brayd!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
fanks Lyanthya!!
we haz a ty, akshullee a ty wiff a lot uf peepz!!
fanks fur da dance!!
Shaken, not stirred…
*Ly plays with Maus’ Zippo*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
burn da clothez agayn??
burn? i could do da honourz??
Oteh!
*Steels clothez frum`awl teh cheezpeeps*
*Gadders clothez in a beeg pyl*
*Pors liter flooid awl ober teh clothez*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*Hands Maus’ Zippo to Hashim*
Nao lite teh clothez!
k… naow fur da grand finally!!
*spills oil all ober dem clothes*
*LIght dem up*
Behold, da bringer of light!!
*a huge flame!!1! hahahah!! no one can stop it!!*
i lefted a pile for u to burn
i’b burnt mah part and fanks!!
*whispurrs*i dont eben fink any one noticed dier clothes be missing
Uhhh… I finkso ai am nekkid…. wat’s going awn?!?! I didn’t fink dis was dat kinda site!
ummm…if u sayz *runz at elebenty gallizion miles per sekund to da ty booteek*
*cumz back at elebenty gallizion miles per sekund and bringz a huge pile of clothes for eberyone* here, dey are all noo edishun wiff kyoot kitteh pikshures but bewarned!! dey are splortaneous!!
ohai KtNF!
See wut happenz when u goez away?
Everywun has been debreefed, ifink!
Hello Fair Maiden! Please take my cloak to cover yourself…
Yer cloke wuz bernt, too.
Ohai, Kafleen! Hao am Dr. WeeCat?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
EEEEEEK!!!!11!! Ai’m nekkid! Hyde teh chilrens! Cloze teh blines! Poak mai owen ize owt! Itz horbul!
MY IIIIIIIZZZ!!!
it burns so…
da problem haz been fixed!!
all ub u iz briefifyed!!(dunno if itz eben a wurd!)
Tank u Hashim for the briefifyification
!!!11! i not want te whirld
to turn to stone lukin at my nekkednesnes…
nes
ok….
Noes, Ai bernt tohse clothez, too.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Tank guddness Hashim bringdid us sum cloze. Ai lub teh kyootee PI kitteh on teh shurt!
ur welcum!!
iznt dey splortaneous?? bery kyoot!!
No clothez fer me!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
No clothez fer me, eivver! Who has ebber scene a cat err pillar wif clothez awn? Eh? See!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Upfi shakes her thang*
ok…so we hab two xtra pairs of clothes
*ebil grin comes on face*
burn
*goes to get a full bottle of oil*
*pourz on clothez and…*
BURN!!!1!!
MUHAHAHHAHAHAAA *cough, cough!**cough cough and a lot moar coughs!*
i fink da ashes got meh!
**THUD**
need…water!
*roaring in from up-above* We are cleared for east to west run dropping all tanks..*ariel fyrefighter comes in low* *RRROOOOOAAAAARRRR* *FFFWWOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH*
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Dat otta take care of da water.
oh noez!! now iz drowning!!
no wait… i waz thirsty!
*sip sip sip sip*
*da flood clearz away*
d-did i d-drink it…ALL!?!
WOHOO!!1!
YEAHH!!!
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now, iz going to a dinner wiff mah fambly and will join u guiz after a short break
pweaze to be tooned in… till den watch dese advertise-a-mints… hmmm…BOB!!?? where are da advertisements??
*a voice cumz from far away*
i maded u sum advertise-a-mints… but i eated them!
*me*
mebbeh u shuds go fur a leek nawt sekkund.
Eberiwun am byootiful in Cheezland!
*Ly lites nu clothez on fyr*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Woohoo!
Next time we have martoonies for a sillybration, I can has kitteh bery dry please?
Kittytinis an nekkid dans!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
i fink u lubs da nekkid dans, right??
ohai, nekkid Ly. Didz yoo see mai replai tiu yore replai tiu mai replai tiu youe replai tiu mai replai tiu yore replai awn teh uvver lolpic…frum lass knight?
She’a prittee
Congaratshoelaces onna 3:00AM posts Hashim, Maus, Lyanthya, & Annipuss
whacha want fer da drinkies and dances??
fanks 2wh2blk2stripey!!!
i could haz a… … cup of tea pweeze?? wiff extra sugar?? and dunno wat for dansies akshullee….
good morning/ afternooon 4 you? Hashim here is yer tea…
*heaps in the suga*
http://www.dizpins.com/archives/images/2008januarypics/dl_ap_dining_mad_hatter.jpg
fanks!! *sip sip sip!!*
ahh thats better!!
*sip sip sip*
its evening right now here, 7:40 PM, dat tea tastes great!!
i fink ebery tiem i should hab tea here
yer wellcomb, fangs fur tryin tew
pass out costumes 2 all the peeps
who B wantin tew dance theatrically
ur welcum!!
Costooms?
I’ll takes annyfing at this poynt to avoyd teh nekkidditty!
*grabs randomlee owt uv teh pile*
*holds up piratey wench owtfit*
That’ll do!
*fyreproofs it wif a kwikness and put it on*
Arrrrr!
Good idea!
*Grabs a full formal kilt outfit from the pile*
Ooooh! I lerves kilts.
*Fireproofs it and puts it on*
Och!
oh noes, a brogue?
*swoon*
I dinna mean to cause a problem, lass…
Where iz Paws4Thot when yoo needz him???
arrrye sayen tha’ lad mebbe a brrogue rrrogue?
*comes 2 breefly*
*heers 2 brogues*
*re-swoons*
mua ha ha haaa
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*only slightly-evile grinn*
could 1 of the guys wear this? pleezpleez
http://www.stfrancis.edu/historyinthemovies/images/troy/troy5.jpg
Cum awn, stagehanddan! Dat is ur shoo size, isn’t it? *prods stagehanddan*
*putz eerplugz in eeerz in kase dere be bagpiepz hear*
well, I have trained is sword and shield, nawt wit armor tho.
.
I’ll need two or three months solid work to look like that!
*drifts in swoon, dreeming uv Rob Roy*
given my hair and chin-wig, if you trade the claymore for a hand and a half broadsword, I could mebbe pull that one off.
yesh whatta dreem, ooo when he takes
his uge eavy sword & cleves the fop in2
he didn’t cleave in twain, nawt completely, but he did get to the heart of the matter……
*perks up*
*runs to ty booteek, comes back wif (checks list)
‘hand and a half broadsword’*
*hands to Dan*
*waits to see wut happenz next*
hmm… i fink u should hab brought sum sheilds to hehehehe….
http://www.mont-royal.net/client_file/upload/image/rob_roy.jpg
ducks behind large rock, *stage blacks arc over top of rock* (hmmm, isn’t there a plaid for the Daniel clan) umph, grrrnmph, unh, oh gods……whew therrra gooo.
*leaps to top of rock, wearing great kilt, and brandishing broadsword*
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hunh, ’tis a wee bit drraftee,
heh, and aye nooo how to use da flintlock.
click-click, clack….dammit
click-click, clack….dammit
click-click, clack….dammit (iffen ye doan wurrk, yer noaw a ruddy grreeet stone)
click-click, clack……fwoosh….BANG.
hey!!
u alright!?
*da mist clearz away*
ohnoohnoohno, izza hair & chin-wig ok?
Oh dat’s a
fortunateunfortunateangle u has tehre.
*pretends not to luk up Dan’s kilt*
caff, caff-caff-caff-caff, hawk(dropes benind rock) *spit* ptoooi *leaps back on to rock somewhat smokey from black-powder residue* yick that is nasty
.
arr, ye har-harrrr.
ohai, leeza. Ai wuz just in teh neighberhood… yah, dat’s it, just in teh neighberhood.
*joins leeza in pretending not to luk*
hmmm… i fink we need to call da KKK (Kyoot Karrier Kopter)
da KKK comez in and carries Dan to da hospitalol.
sowwy bout removing da
fortunateunfortunate angle…ohai DK, maybee u wud like to join me in
a bit o’ highland ale while we wait to see
wut happens next?
(I fink Dan’s ok, Hashim, prolly just goin
for sum dramatick effetx)
oh, juust grraaeet, *fighting, somewhat futilely against rotorwash*, yikes, thanks to all saint for the sporran, ehts te oonly ting keepin ma dignitty!
um, u haz a dignitee?
*gigglols*
Just kiddin Dan. I fink
I see it rite there.
*blushes furriously* *waves helolcopter off (with one hand, the others busy wrestling with kilt)*
.
erm, ohai?
*wif best brogue a NC girl can manag*
Is that a broadsword in yurr spooran, or are ye happy to see me?
Sowry, cudn’t resist.
**snerk**
Oh, dat waz GRATE, stagehanddan!!!1!! *claps wildly madly deeply*
*danses and pranses wif joy and egg cite ment*
YAY!!!!! Mai hero in broadsword and kilt!1!!
*swoon*
*sideways grin-almost a leer* *raykish tilt to eyebrow*
well lassie, ye might could be forrgivvehn….
*blushes, then laffs at teh mix uv ‘lassie’ wif ‘might cud’*
U suthern bois are sew smooth.
“Waol, Scotsman clad in kilt left th’ bar one evenin’ fair…”
first prize?…….huh, must of been a small competition pool…*shrugs*
hmmm…. u can haz da normal clothez if u want*handz leeza-b da normal and
floofy clothes*
u know…if u want… u can wear dem…
Eben bettur dan a martoonie!
It’s a Tabbytoonie…
Didded u sae tuna? … Noe? *sigh* Ai wuz hoapin fur sum tuna. Gess Ai’ll jess haffa snorgle teh kitteh fur comfurt.
wut a cocktayle! high splort content.
Lookit dose eers! **holding on2 CHRG**
Hold tight, rhsb!!!! Quick! CCC on standby, pweaze! Uh-oh, dis coold be sirius.
*holds down CHRG (wdoi) 2 prevent splortage*
Iffn ai looks at teh hairs growing out of teh ears 4 mush longer, ai’ll eggsplode.
*holds rhsb’s chrg down tite wif wun hand wile holding mine on wif otter hand*
ooooo, da onlee time eer hair iz teh kyuute!
Yup, eer hare on teh kitteh … kyoot. Eer hare on teh hubbee, pleh!
Oh noez!!
hold on rhsb!!
da CCC iz on stand by!!
we hab moar CHRGs if u and Upfi wanz
*holdz on CHRG tightly*
*luks at Hashim’s abatar kitteh*
*luks at kitteh in lol pic*
uh ohes-
*voice of Majel frum compewter*
Warning: mass exSplortashun in Elebenty sekunds. warning… mass explortashun eminint…
Oh noez!! dun luk at da kyoot abatar and da lol pic!!
hold on ur CHRG mary O’Spockn!!!
hey guiz!! any halp!! we’b got anober to-be-splorted victim!!!
*holds on mary O’Spockn CHRG wiff one hand and rhsb’s CHRG wiff da ober*
oh noez!! *luks directly on da kitteh*
dis cant be gud…
fanx, hasim. i be keepin my eyez closed.
or i could change mah abatar if u sayz??
noes! do nawt change ur abatar! dis wud be so much less fun wibout eet… u all look sew funneh yle holding ur chrgs fur eachoddur… an ai doan habs do look at da kyoot yle ai canz look at uz.
ya know, if summone sufficiently evil were to throw a ‘nip mousie into the middle of that circle of chrg securement, oh my….the felinity
ebil…but i liek it
Dun’t, ai says DUN’T put idears into EM’s hed! Pweaze!!!1!!
okie… i wont change it!!
fan-q hashim. u sabez mai libe… at least mai bwain frum splortin… nawt taht it wudz be much, but… ebbery bit cownts.
ur welcum siobhan!!
ur abatar iz bery kyoot!!
iz dat ur kitteh?/ itz sooo bery kyoot!! XD
Oh, an the tosees, dose toepads!
**SSPPPLLLOOORRRTTT***
oh noez!!
*da CCC iz already on da scene*
*scoopity scoopity braynz*
*cleanz dem and ducky tape ducky tape*
*gibz rhsb a CHRG 2000 dier da newest and improvest of all CHRGs!*
*handz rhsb a floofy and cozy blanky and a lot of hawt choklitt and martoonies*
here u goes, get better soon!!
Oh, fank u, Hashim. Ai feelz bettur alreddy.
Ai luuked at ur kitteh piks. Tehy r sew prettee. Ai ‘speshully lykes teh wun wif teh dark markins onnit. Sew inneresting!
**drinks hawt choklit**
ur welcum!!
u mean da black and white kitteh??
she’z da sister of mah Simba kitteh but she actually beats up Simba
i lukked at ur kitteh pikshures to, da
fatfloofy kitteh of urz iz bery kyoot!! da white floof, so kyoot!Fanks. Teh onlee kitteh dat’z mien iz teh wun dats layin onna pillo. Dat’z mai Josie. Hur went ober teh bridj in erlee Mai. It borked mai hart sew hard.
Sew far, ai’m kitteh-less, which is teh big pleh. Wun dai, wun dai.
Ai sez ai’m gonna b teh crazee old ladee wif awl teh kittehs. Ai gotz teh “crazee” an the “old” partz down, sew ai jes need 2 add kittehs!
oh rhsb, I has a kitteh I wishes I cud giv u… I reskyooed a littul pregnant kitten, she is SEW cyoot but I don’t fink my old gurls are gonna let me keep hur.
How wuz ur vacashun??
Ohai, leeza-b!
Mai vacashun wuz gud. It felt gud 2 get awai 4 a whiel. Momcat an dadcat took mi 2 Tennysee (Pigin Fordge). Ai nawt been dere in elebenty yeers!
Nao, ai’m bak at werk. Pleh.
Welcome back! Did you receive my order for elebenty spherical canvas boxes yet?
Um, EM, ware am ai posed 2 get dose? Ai nawt werk at teh bocks companee. Sumboddee heer dus, aifinkso.
I fink EM haz got a case uv mixed minyuns.
Poor EM! Himz ezelee confuzzled.
Ai werk 4 teh guies inna yooni-forms an dey carry teh gunz, ‘member?
Oopsie!
I think that Eeck works at the box company, come to think of it. Sorry!
Iz okay, EM. Ai still lubs u. {{{EM}}}
Didja miss mi?
Of course I missed you! Did you behave yourself while on vacation, or were you Ebil?
A littlol bit of bofe.
wen eber mah kitteh gibz birff, we hab to gib da kittehz away… wish could gib u one… dier are no animal shelters here where i live
Wun tym, we fyn a kitteh lyk dis wif floofeeh eerz. Hims wuz soooo tinee for a haol yeer. We careed hims arownd lyk a behbeh awl de tym. DEN all teh suddens, he grewed and hims was HEWJ!! Vet wuz lyk, “Surpryz! You has a Maine Coon!” We wuz lyke, WOW! Hims grewed to be 25 pownds but styll thot hims wuz a behbeh. A veree hevee behbeh.
Maine Coon Kitteh – WANT!!!!
Nuffin lyk a 25 pownd lap cat, huh?
So trew, eckspeshully whin dey wants to be carreed ebreywhar!
Trys takin a nap when teh MCC wants to use YOU as teh heatin pad/purrsonal waterbed.
Pls NAWT to sit on teh full bladder…kthxbye.
oooh pic mii pic mii pic mii
Pic u wif a cocktayl pikc? But dat HURTS!!!!1!!! 8)
is dis drinkee fur mee
is splortilishus, want!
ooh, mai drnik haz a kyoot! btu ai kant drnik it…
Well, dey say Absinthe makes teh hart grow fonder. I hopes it werks!
So… is this a Catzerac?
sew dats wai mai tummeh feelz awl weerd wen ai treis absinthe!
WIN!!!
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dis speshullty Pastis?
…cuz ushually diluted wif wata & i kitteh no can likez dat, ifinkso.
Ai bet dat eer floof bee tikklee! Sew kyoot … wares mai CHRG … wheeoo, dat wuz cloas!
Mmmmmm….Kitty Cocktails !!!!!
… like a Shirley TempLol?
*snerk* gud wun maus!!
Ohai eeckthecat!!
itz been a looong time since i’b seen u!!
Yesh…sorree !!!
Been sick wif teh pleh kidney stones…..ai is bedder nao!!
fank goodness!!
uz fully recovered! right??
For nao……dere are more stones in teh kidneys dat will need to be blasted soon
ohh… hopez da stones become blasted soon…
awl da bestest wishis fur ur recubbery, eeck. mebbeh u shuds try 2 shows dem stones a pic ob pure kyootnis, dey myt jus splort ‘way.
Hmmmm…teh splort tecknique.Interesting!
sowry to heer that Eeck but glad u is betterer!
we has mist u!
*spritzes Eeck litelee*
***swats at mist****
Ai had a sad dat ai did nawt feel gud enuf to play…iz gud to be back!
Is good 2 C U agin, eeckthecat! Ai has missed u.
i wuz misting you, tew! i haz a happi dat yr betta, & hopes yu contimews to improof.
*getz distraktid by mist*
*batz paws at the mist*
*frolikfrolikfrolik*
*klonk*
um, i minted to dew dat…
sowry, I fink that wus the mist-r wif teh essents of nip
*luks at bottlol*
*duz a test spritz on hurself*
*runsincircles repeetedly chasin hur tayle and then collapsez*
yep, dat wuz it!
{{{{eeck}}}
gud to haz uz back!
Fanks,t_k !!
happytayles for eeckthecat! {{{{eeckthecat}}}} nassy ol stone. Wii hates dem.
happyee heelings and better feelings for eeck!
anti-snorgle forcefield engaged!!!
I luk at dis LOLcat an Iz instantly hear Barry White musik in da bakground.
LOLz!
ur rite… he has teh comehither luk!
..or iz that teh comegetmeowttathisglasriteNOW luk?
Aurrggg… dis was suppost to repli to Leeza-b. Stoopy server maintenance page!
…. *sigh* I givez up.
purr haps the youputmeinhere….youwillruetheday luk?
Wut grate eers!
Sniffturr ubz Kitteh
iz t3h noo pikk-upz dreenk.
Nebber faylz 2 pleez
Martooneez arz 2
cawmplikkayted. Sniffturr ubz
Kitteh iz simpull
Fyndz a kewt liddill
Kitteh andz poarz himz in glass.
Dayr’z no surrviss chawrjj
Jack.
“i need sum whipped cream and and nutz on top of me waiter. waiter?? waiter!!
MAM!!!1!!! DA WAITER DOESNT LISTEN TO MEH!!”
Did u say whippy creem sir?
*plops hyuj dollop ov whippy creem on Hashim*
I can’t halp u wif teh nutz tho.
*snert*
cream!!
yum!!
*nomnomnomnom…*
fanks leeza-b!!
da creamz gr8!!
i fink i’d add sum xtra sugar!!
*scoop sugar*
***nomnomnomnomnom….***
ebber tryd showin uar stones some of da kyoot picshurs herez? mebbeh dey jus splorts ‘way?
ah, der is mai commint frum da servermaintainanc… ai maded a nu one… jus ignore dis fing ryte here… u doant seez eet… dis postings nawt be da postings u iz looking foar… dem cans pass…
Iz definatelee da comehither luk.
Ladeez Kitteh knowz da ladeez be luvin him, and ders enuff of himz to go around!
Wel, ai doan drink alkyuhawl an ai doan gotew playsuz whar it iz drunk but ai MOS DEF do adoar teh stripii littuhl kittoon!!!
*SWOON*
Tis kitteh rezembles Jack Nicholson.
one Catgnac puleez
I’ll ordir one kitteh on de roks, plzkthx
I like mine not shaken but purred…..
I love the look on this cat’s face. It’s saying, ‘I know more than you think I know.’