sun baff
sun baff better than watter baff any day
if water baffs wer liek sun baffs, i wud nivver haz 2 pretend i ded.
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sun baff i doez it!
huh? iz dat a sun burn??! noez!! mah eternal byooty!! gone…
aww well, who carez!
Ai wishez ai haddint had sew manee sun bafs wen ai wuz yung. Wii wur stupi den.
*ahem* u noez..im…uhmm…still 13??
Yesh, but ai’m 52 an wen ai wuz yur age, wii libed in teh sun. Ai libed in Sacramento and summurs wur offen abuv 100 degrees and wii wur swimmin awl teh tyme.
An a haz Norwejin skin!
me two, eve! super pale norwejin skin taht ai abuzed turriblee in teh passed! whut we nose todai an whut we dint nose tehn…ah, youff…
Ja, awl doz uglee spots naow, nawt tew menchun awlways chekin fur problems.
yah… adn naoadais ai ownleh be gettn red adn painful adn den back 2 wyte adn into da shadowz unteel ai furgets da pain adn getz red aggin… *sigh*
Az a stupi adult, ai even has gotted sekund degree burns dat mayk mii blister awl ovur. Ai remembur flyin bak frum Hawaii wif a bad burn awl ovur mai bak and legs. Ouchee!
Ai’z sew lukkee dat teh sun maeks mii dizzee iffin Ai staze owt innit tu long! Dat starteded wen Ai wuz 5 yeerz ole. Ai haz fare Iresh & Welsh sqin wif frekkuls, adn bern liek crazee, butt Ai staze in teh shaed. Peeps tellz mii Ai haz berry yung lukking sqin now (at 45).
Ai wish ai had dun dat. Ai meen, ai don wanna be Nicole Kidman white, but ai wish ai wasint all spotty and lethury naow.
Ai’m nashurally pale, 2. Ai nawt has2 turn onna lites ifn ai gets up inna middlol ov teh nite. Mai legz glow inna dark!
Ai has surbibed skin cansur _FREE_ tymez! Nawt fun. An ai’m onlee 41.
100 degree!!!
wow… u hab sum stamina!! if itz sunny outside, i dont go out a bit!!
itz bery hot here to nowadayz… 90 to 100 degrees…
DA SUN!!! it BURNZ!!
today iz 95…. itz bery hawt
Ai don lyk teh heet naow. Itz nis heer bai teh bay. Alwaes 50s, 60s, sumtyms 70s. Doo yoo yuz Fahrenheit or Celsius in Pakistan?
iz telling u da Fahrenheit right naow but in da news, its always Celsius…
it is summa heer in da UK, and it has rained heer neerly evry day!
ohai does U haz Ur nu kitteh yet?
*sigh*
not yet, still got 2 wate 10 dais.
it is still a bit yung 2 b parted wiv its momakitteh.
Ohai cuudude!!
i see… akshullee the wait isnt too long naow!!
u will hab ur kitteh soon!!
we can pictures of the nu kitteh when U getz himz/herz?
I meant to write we can haz
sowee
wen i get de kitteh, u can all has picshurs!
its a girl by de wey.
ai am gettin it from a rescue centre, because sumone’s kitteh had four kittens, so they took the kitteh and kittens to da rescue centre, and ai iz havin one of the kittens!
woohoo!
that souns grate cd!
O, ai knoes yoo werr tellin in Fahrenheit (too hi fur Celsius!) but ai didint knoes wuts teh standard in Pakistan. Wen I tawk tew Canadian frenz abowt wever, wun uv us alwayz haz tew translate teh temps.
ohh… well…uhmmm…hmmm..i akshullee knew u were talkin in fahrenheit!
tand kitteh cud molt…
oh noez!!
we needz maor dan sunscreen!!
we need icebergs!!
noez!! dey be melting to *sigh*
well…a ice cube could do *before da ice cube falls on kitteh, it melts instantly*
ok…
but ai totz kitteh is not amused by wet stuff, mebbeh kitteh want fan too?
Top uv teh brayde, Hashim! Sillybrayte?
ok!! u and WiljamiDzay can join in too!!
Thx. Den Ai haz 2 goe owt 2 get a papur.
ohh… we can haz… da tybooteek???
Yay, TY-boo-teek FTW
(sorree, ai habzt lunsh soe was awt frum origenal silly-brashuns)
Betteh watsh awt 4 melanome stil..
Soe remembur loeshon. Or ware fur wyle sun-baffin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwVVpwBKUp0
Taek noet, ebbereewun!
*Ly puts sunscreen awl ober*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Wut SPF?
Beddur put sum sunskreen on kittehs noz an eers!
U doan’t nead dryin affer
Kitteh werkin on his furtan.
Tanning a Siamese into a Burmese? I didn’t know that’s how it worked
“Aim reddy fur mai close up Mr Spielkitteh!”
Socrates kitteh
Ai dranc wut?
Kitteh has past owt doo to joi frum warm sun rays.
ai has 2 dew this caws iz mai fridae:
pinkee pinkee toe pads danse danse
pinkee pinkee nozie danse danse danse
pinkee pinkee earzies danse danse
an wen ai gets home, ai dew teh nekkies danse an shake mai thang on mai wii fit, wich confuzzles teh kittehs
He’s ded, Jim.
or is it CSI the kitteh vershunz?
but kitteh no weers red shurt… cans nawt be ded. *shows howpful eyes*
ee’s nawt ded, ee’s jus resting. ya know…..pinin’ for the fijords.
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lurvely flooof.
OK, i’ll do it…”Parrot Sketch” ref FTW!!1!
‘Ere, he says he’s not dead.
Well, he will be soon, he’s very ill.
I’m getting better. I don’t want to go on the cart.
Oh, don’t be such a baby.
I think I’ll go for a walk. I feel happy. I feel happy.
Kitteh just rechargin batteries and lazurs cause kittehs be solar powered.
I ges grayt mindz fink aliek an at rufflee teh saym tiem. (See mah comint b-lo.)
Solur powr kitteh iz 65% charjd.
Few ting feelz bettur tahn a warm belleh…
rhsb!!!
*runs up adn gibs rhsb sum hedbonks*
Hao R yoo??
Ohai, 4.5!
Ai’m okay. Tyred, an nawt wanna werk, but okay.
Did y’all miss mi?
yes we did..
is U unner the bed
on top of it
nowhere near it
how was deh vacashunz?
Ai missed u! Kept looking unda teh bed, but no rhsb, just dustbunnehs.
kitteh looks liek hims haz a comfee. sun baff beets desk job evury day.
sun baff: 1 Desk job: 0
s’Toosday now…sun baff: desk job: 0
spozed ta say sun baffs *2* desk job 0
iz mah way or da high way and i say sun baff, NAWT WATER BAFF!!
water baffs is fur da goggies.
water baffs maek u teh pleh!
Sunnlyte reechawrjjez
Kitteh’s batturreez. Gibbz himz
ennurjee 2 play
Ennurrjee 4 Napz
2. Andz ekksploatreeng awll t3h
seekrittz ubz t3h Howse
Fud iz impoartunt
4 Kitteh, butz wawrm Sunlyte’z
moar impoartunnturr!
Jack.
☼☼☼☼☼
Ai agree… sun baff is wunnerfullz. Water is pleh!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm….snorgling de floofy bellee wich iz warm and smellz gud liek sun-dried sheetz…perfeckt summer day!
Hee! Dis be mai 3rd time on teh front home page.
ya i remember!!
concatshuelaces!!
i remember da lol “well, butter mah butt and call me a biskit” it waz also urz!!
itz mah favourite!
dats wen i sent u da friend request!!
pweaze to keep up da gud wurk!! XD
Fank u bery much!
Oooh, i luvs dat one! i was so happy to find dat pikshur an put teh biskit capshun on it, too fun!
Seeing dis sun baff one get picked wuz a total surprize! didn’t xpect it at all.
well, jus’ today i luked at ur profile and many of ur lolz were da awesum!!
i haz 670 lolz (surprize?) but dunno if dey’z da front paeg stuff….
Must. touch. fluffy. tummy!!!!!
looks sawft…
TEH SUNSHINE!! TEH BEIJE FLOOFY TUMMY!! THE MEEZERNESS!!! HAN ME TEH SNORGLE SNORKLE!! IM GOIN IN!!
(PS notiss teh nise towull put on teh sill for teh kitteh’s sun baff. Dese are clerely nice peepuls at dis howse.)
Basking catshark alert!
*SNERK*
Sometimez hoomans putz me in washin mashiin