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Plottin to maek yer hed asplode frum kyoot!
Oh deer!! SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT
… an apparuntlee, dey did it rite!
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Ai wud get teh CCC, but aiz feelin a liddul lite-hedded myself.
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uh-oh
*SPLORT*
*Raises head weakly and looks around*
Duzzint luk gud furr teh cheezpeeps! Must….get…..help…..
*Spies CCC in the distance*
It’s gettnig closer and closer…cud it bee?…pawsibbly?….YES!!! Teh CCC is awn remote control!!! It’s comign to sayve us!!!
Multi-armed CCC haz ariv…arri…gotten hear adn iz chekking awl teh cheezpeeps fur a pulse. Braynes awl obber teh playce!!! Remote control CCC haz instant DNA lab abored tho adn tests awl teh braynez. Multi-armz sortz teh braynez adn puts tehm inta pyles next tew teh rite peep.
Owt comez wisk broomz adn payles, funnelz playced inna awl teh heds adn clickity,clackity, vroom, vroom, whirr, whine, glomp, glomp, drip,, drip, pattycaek adn pat…TEHRE!!! Awl teh braynz iz bak inna heds. SNAP (x 10) awl teh CHRGs r in playce…bRRIPPITY BRIPT RIPPPPPPP…. dukky taype fur ebbrybuddy…taype taype taype adn WHEW!!!
RC-CCC tosses sawfty blankies adn gummie possums tew ebbrewun adn tehn teh side openz up tew reveel teh well-stalked martoonie adn chokklit bar!!!
We r sayved!!!
wunnerful! ai dint no we had onna dez!!!
It’s gnu.
gud ting we botted it den. Gud ting ai put my emrgncy gear on wen ai saw da capshun an befor ai luked at da piktuor
Fank CC fur teh remoat CCC!!!
Ai still feelz week… but ai fink ai will pull thru.
Ebbreewun else doin ok?
Oh deer…
*skoop skoop skoop*
*tuk tuk tuk*
*pat pat pat*
*tayp tayp tayp*
Heer’s a sawft floofy bloo blanky an sum chokklit possums. Yoo wunts hawt chokklit, NS?
Mmmm – yesh plz!
*snugglols intew teh floofy bloo blanky*
M-m-m-mmmonstersplort!
Tahtz eggzaklii teh nummer uv SPLORTs it taykz!
*HEDDESK*
mai hed asploded wunce for each little bitteh kitteh … way kewt
Ohai nightshayde! Ifn U doan mynd, I gunna borry ur ohai spawt 4 uh liddul bit…
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FIGGER SK8N CHEEZMEET NOOZ
4 awl da CheezFrinz n da Hotlanta ayreeuh hoo b innerstid n da figger-sk8n CheezMeet awn Layboring Dai weak-ind, I poastid sum noo infoe awn da CheezFrenz Yahoo groop. Plz 2 b poastin ur sugjeschunz awn wat 2 dew n win 2 dew it sew we kin nayl daown uh skedyool. I b hoapin 2 C summa U CheezFrinz dere IRL!
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We naow ritern U 2 ur regyoolerlee skedyoolded LOL
multi splort!!!!
IBKC iz gunna sleep onnit…
Ksept teh wun on teh near rite wu iz awake adn plotting tu pownce tehm awl!
we haz a cosee an a comfee
foto-finish 4 nawt sekkond *grin*
… an den boaf splorted. Ai feerz ebbreewun dat vizitz dis fred iz gonna splort. Hoo will kleen up awl teh braynez? Nawt zombeez, ai hopez.
oh noez…dis place iz a mess! brainz eryware…
SPLORT!
Joo still gotz joo cloz on, Ly?
Yes, Ai duz. Aiz warin jeenz an a flannul shurt.
Yew gotz yer brayez bak yet? Hawt chawklit?
*Beep beep beep* *Beep beep beep*
This piksher has set off the Kyootness alarm. Citazens are advised to take shelter.
Awwwwww. Cutest. Sleepover. Ever.
SPLORT!!! SPLORT!!! SPLORT!!!
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O deer, ai alreddy splorted wunse 2dai.
Multi …. cazyultee … insidint … plz …. send …. halp!
*kullapsis intew a heep*
We can has a vote now because we has a snorum.
Eggsellint! Yur Warshinton DC hoem iz showin.
Eep! I better clean up a little then.
LOL! Ai was tinkin hoo els wud tak abowt votes and snorums/quorums? Sumwun arownd teh beltway!
cyuter by the not-quite-a-dozen.
Hmm! Ai wuz doin okayz untl U make mee goes bak 2 cawunt!! ** Nao mi braynes R leekin’ — gud fing I hab awn mi CHRG awlrebdy — Ai nebber cumme heer wifoub it. Looky da mes ebeywon mayd. Gud fing wee nao habz da awe-toe-maat-ick CCC!!
** Der B elebenty awn da committeh, fokls!
Okai, ai will taek teh caliko wun, teh brite orinj wun, teh dull orinj wun….
…oh heck, ai take dem awl!
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Wont mai parintz b happee!?!?! LOL
Ai jes hoep dis iz moar dan wun littur. If nawt, TEH POOR MOMMEH!
Frenz, ai gotta go eet sum dinnur b4 it gets 2 cold.
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U will prolly find mi heer 2morrow: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1752411
Ai gotta go b4 mai fuds getz 2 cold.
U will prolly find mi heer 2morrow: mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1752411
gavver awl ur strenth.
SQUEEE!!!!
Dr. Bombay! Dr. Bombay! Emergency! Come right away!
Yoo meen Dr. Tinycat!! hee hee – dat wuld jus maek mor splortin’ — hee hee! (Ai habz Dr. T faborited 4 anneebodee whoz neber seen himz. Prolly lotz ob cheezpeeps hab himz faborited! )
Sowwy, ai wuz jus habing a 60’s flashbak.
Yeh — U muss b finkin U r Samantha oar sumwun…
**noaz twitch**
(Tri diz agin – WeirdPress jumped awn mee! ) Ai empatize wib 60s flashys.
Jus dat Dr. Tinycat muchmor kyooter dan Dr. Bombay! 
Yeh, but ai alwayz lyked wen dey wud summon Dr. Bombay on Bewicht. Jus crakt mii up fur sum reesin.
Ai agreeee! u \/ u Witches honor! hee hee.
BTW, ai notis dat teh noo ICHC serch feechur iz powurd bai Dogpile. Ai nawt so sertin dats a gud ting.
why?
Goggies too stupi tew fynd aneeting. Wi needz a kitteh sech enjin. If wii kan git teh kittehs tew kare enuf. :p
Mebbe goggeez b teh stoopee, but dey b moar dan willin 2 hep…
Kitteh surch injin nawt sew much:
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**enters “itteh bitteh kitteh committeh” then clicks “Search”**
**search engine responds “What’s in it for me?”**
Wee wuld neeedz to pai 4 kitteh seachr enjin wit cheezburgers! Dat wul get spensiv.
Dats da funny! Elebendy cheezburgerz fur u!
yah….
wif a goggie serch engin u clikz “serch” n it goez “kan I! Kan I! pweeez! I lubz da kittehez! I sechez fur dem reli gud n den I snorglez n lickz dem! – or at lest dat whut mai goggie duz….
-Sry to be goned fur a while…. 5 lessen lamguage artz umit plan tooked awl most awl ub mai time. Iz been huntin da joobz two….. gotz two immerviews tamara! (crosez eyiez n pawz….).
gascat bein marchin round in Boulda wif da band…..himz beri, beri happi- iz guna beez hard awn bof ub uz, but Iz glad himz gotted ta go bak. Himz say eberi budi wuz happitail ta sees him again. Himz a buzzi, tigered liddle gascat… bai da bai- iz da wuffalo marchn bandz 100th yer sellebration dis yer.. ifnz deh postz a videmao, I willz link it fur u.
Spoose n fishykitteh “campin” der wai bak ta Oregun…. sos far awl da “campin” haz been in hotmelz…….. hmmmm…..
Iz off ta bedz fur a while ( dont sleepz sos gud atz da moment…)
sees u ladder!
momcat
G’nite momcat
Schmoooz tu yooz
{{{momcat}}}
Goggies are useded to do teh surchin, but they is being drived by teh kittehs.
Where da cart?A We gots splorts all ober da place. I r keepin mai iiis closed cause eberybuddy who opens dem goes SPLORT. Can’t hardly walk in here for all da slippy slidy branz bits onna floor. WHile da cart gettin here I starts cleanin,
*sweep sweep scoop up scoop up. Puts brain bits in separate jars*
OK Who gotz da blue brainz? I got a polka dot one here too. Who dat belongs to? Line up to get joo brainz back eberybuddy.
HERE”S teh cart……….. puff puff puff
fawls down
ai will help
sweep n scoop
sweep n scoop
how mini iz dere? ai haz losted count
ai meanz
HERE’s teh cart………rilly……iz trooo
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
ai hazza cayse ob ducky tape tew……….. yew putz teh bavin caps onem an ai will tape em up
inna meantime ai will gets teh blankies ready
ai am sew glad yu got heer, Jamamakitty. ai was just pikkin mai way thru da splortations.
Heer ar hawt chawklits fer all teh viktims. Ai will get extra CHRGs an resupplie teh CCC. Luks liek itz gowing tu be a buzy nite!
luks like der is another rescue team werkin up above in teh fred……
sweepin n scoopin …….. resumes
jamamakitty starts puttin bavvin caps on………..
oh yew din’t splort, LCB?……. well better put a cap on cuz it cud happen soon
*puts bavvin caps on any splortages in view……….
starts ducky tapin*
hands blankees, hawt choklit martoonies awl around wiff sum choklit possums fur gud measure……*finks ai hope ai found dem awl*
*collapse*
Ai mite haz need of a reel liev splort innervenshun….
Izza 5-kitteh commiteh en mai hall bafrum.
Teh kittehz whir owt inna rayne (an teh Pair brotM hoem.)
Ai can haz a vet tech? Stat?
oooh, you can haz pikshurs!!! oh how cyoooooooooooooot….. how long yew haddem?
Ai haz had tehm…. 6 hrz? (iz neerlee wun a of teh m)
Tehy ar mebbee 4 weaks Ai finkso. Cutiez… wheel haev pikshurz soonish.
Hai SMOM!! wut u duing up so late?
LeevN a big schmoo awn yor wp site.
{{{{An anudder heer}}}}
Taht an waytin tew sii if teh itty bitty kitties need moar fud b4 Ai hed to schlumberzjay. (Iz kinda liek Bedfordshire foar GlolOjists.)
Schmooz tu yooz
{{{{SMOM adn deh marshunz}}}}
Wii will prolly b leebing heer deh week uv
Sept. 7. How klose iz u to I-90?
Iz bout una hora, a leetle moar win Ai driev.
Yew shud send mii yor eye 10 erairy. Frum port land tew CDA wheel bii @ teh closest range. Ai hoep tew sii yew!!! *flits & dances*
How could anyone let their cats get in the rain? Don’t people know that cats are porous and could be very damaged by getting wet? I am glad that you knew to get a professional vet tech right away to deal with this dangerous situation!
Ohai, Harry!
Ai neerlii did NAWT sii yew behind teh Care Troll mask!!
Ai haz a sad, mai reel lief vet tech fren wuznawt @ hoem win Ai calld. Wunner if tehre izza robix Nstruktor owt tehre?
wow…dis a level five splortage…at leest. I declarez a cational splortastor.
or a splortational katasstropy!
oh yah, dat 2! dfntly!!
oh noez…I’z haven a relapz!!!
Sleepin kitteh is teh bestest
Tiny behbeh kitteh is more bestest.
Manee kitteh is teh bestestest
Manee tiny sleepin behbeh kitteh is more gooder than bestest better.
Ai culnt sai it beter maisef!
wut steroid sed
Kitteh pyle iz plawteeng
massivv ‘Sploart!z’ throo~owtz awll ubz
ICHC peepz
Standeeng byez wiff awll
kyndz CHRGz, blankittz,
Iced Teez jusst in cayse
Awllso habz brandz noo
‘Braynee~ak Vakk’, Vellkro,
Tayp andz Bunjee Coardz
Juss gonna sitz heer
andz waytz. Ekkspekkt lawtza ‘Sploart!’z
ennee minnitt naow
Jack.
Ka-BOOM
Ohai dayr, D.R.:
‘Braynee~ak Vakk’ awnz
hye to collekktz up D.R.’z braynz
andz poarz dem bakkz in
Buddurrfly Band-Aydz
2 maykz awll nyss andz prittee
4 CHRG
Slipz CHRG
in playss. U wantz Bunjee Coardz
oarz sawfft Vellkro strapz?
Habz lawtza Froazinn
Millkee Wayz oarz Dawrkk Choklitt
Reesee’z Cupz 2 Nom
Floofee blankittz andz
Iee Bryte Tee shoodz fikkz U upz
andz maykz awll bettah!
Jack.
Thank u
Bwavo!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-bravo-bunny.jpg
great! naow i haz splorted frum teh bwavo-bunny! SPLORT!!!!!!
An wooz kitteh iz dat wid himz eieyes open?
Himz da arteest kitteh whoz bringinging da peeps inta da pikchur.
O_O ZOMG Ai wants demz awl….. I will lurves dem and huggles dem and snorgles dem and… ’scuse me while I go asplode from overdosez of teh kyoot….
OH NOES11!!!
brb
Phew! dat wuz close! I haz mah floofy baving cap with teh flours an mah RARG (dass Rayndeer Antler Rubber Glubs, composed of 2 CHRGs) an mah Snorgle Snorkel–I’m goin in!
Rock-a-by kittehz……..
It’s a PROSH PIT!!!
Ai furgotted tew eet mai lunch — nao ai haz a big hungree & itz tiem to go swim laps.
Ebbreewun haz a gud nite — an a grate Wenzday. Ai iz taykin mah hyoomin kitten to teh Dizneelan tomorrow – Happitayl!!!
Thank goodness for my anti-head-splort helmet!!
OOBARK dies uv teh OMG-TEW-MUSH-TEH-KYOOT!!!
splort-splort-splort-splort-splorty-splorty-splorty-KA-SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT!!!
ohnoes! habs a liym gween boalr hat!
tayptayp… lalala..zooka joe bbl gumm… miwkshayk…hmdeha! awl ficksed, an nawt the vett tipe eedr, aifinksew.
Too laet. Ai teh ded.
well, at lees u can has a open catsket funral nao1
8D
wiff a splorted hed, brane matter eberywhere…*open casket*?????
nd ta
bowler hatz
cccs
down blankeez
ebreebudy haz a cumfee
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flannul shirtz
gopher shapd chokklits
haborgers and cheezburgerz
ise creem wid whippy kreem
julipz wid mint
K…
Hedlien reeds: DISASSTUR ABERTED AT ICHC!
August 19 (Interwebs) — Da firs meeetin’ ob da “Itteh Bitteh Sleepeh Committeh” almos endeded in disasstur 2nite, exsepp dat da cheezpeeps banded togebtr to cleenz up awl da splortin’ . Da neu CCC camed in handee 2 cleenz an retunr mos ob da braynez, an ooders tuk caer ob da res. Ah leez elebentee hunred cheezpeeps wer viktims ob da Committeh, an’ an inbestigashon is unnerwai 2 git 2 da bottom ob dis. Wee suspeck moer kittehs unner da pai-ayl, butt da inbestigators hadda get mor anti-head-splort helmets!
Nooz at eleben!
Dis iz wun ub de mos-splortifurohshus lols I’ve eber seen! I’ve got the CHRG, the 1950’s baffin cap, plntee of duckee tape an I’m still worreed my head cud ’splode from de sheer cyootness ub it! DK holdz on tight! She cloz eyes and baks way far away….peeks out wif jes wun eye…safee yet? Noooooooo…so I’z pulls up the hoodie far as it goes and tiez it titelee.
Someone (sry, can’t rember who) was croshaying caps outta splort-weight yarns. Mabye u needs on of those.
Mite help…cudn’t hert!
I didz it! I has one, Pink with purply strypes, flaps n ties and little kitty ears with white floof trim. I ties it neyes n tyte unner yer chin to help with the kyootsplozyuns.
(hug)
Iz werkin? Safety frum de splorts?
better add da splort proff darkee glassus.
Only way I culd keepz from totally imploding from splortiness wuz to think kwikly about Itteh Bitteh Litter Box dat elebenty nursing kittehs wuld be uzin. Do not want to clean.
dubbul fumz up!!
Or to be the mama lickin’ all doez kitteh buttz! hee hee
ohais ebryone. haos i sposed to put mah own lolz on da site?
kthx
Therz a Lol Builder button at teh top ov teh page. U can pick a pikshur to lol, or browz an upload ur own pikshurs to lol, then save and submit (also buttons).
U may want tu register also (register butn at top ov teh page)
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Happitail Lolling! Hope u makes it tu teh home paeg!
but haos i put it on main page?
i already make lolz, i jus wondern if i can to put it on teh main site for teh public tuh see
Hai Chim, welcomez, I newbie 2, I thinkin tey gettin sent elebenty hunderd lols a day so only a bitty few makez fromt pagee. When youz makin one itz goin for votez so iffen we keepz tryin maybe can get teh fame & gloriez of bein on front pagee!
Somebodie tellz me I needz to make my namee turn bluuue before them can put me as a friendz, anybodies know how to do zat? kthxbai! bluesfan473
Hai bluesfan473 & Chim!! Welkum 2 Cheezland!!
If u register, deh lolz u make b on ur profile page adn enneewun kin seeing dem. but dehy haz 2 git voted 2 deh main paige. And ur rite deh b elebenty hunnerd lolz made ebbreeday. Only bowt 5 or six make deh main paige.
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2 getting ur name bloo (& uzzer stuff), i haz sum hep 4 u at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
*handz gnu cheezpeepz eech a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
wellnao thx bunches cweenmj.
yous can has n e uv my cheezburgers whenevar you wants.
i send em via teh intertubes
Ur welkum Chim!!
nom nom nom nom.
mmmmmmmmmm
Bery tastee. fank yew.
Dey SOOOOOO adorabul!!!!
*MENNY SPLORTS!!!*Sumbuddy save me!
oh noooo.
I sav u Katzi. Here we scoop up da brainz. *scoopity scoop*
Puts em bak in da hed *sploosh*
*tapey tapey wid da duck tayp*
Now herz a warm blankee and a possum shapeded chokklit.
And a hawt chokklit too. Just 2 being sur.
Thankees very much PhatCat! You is mai heeroh!:-)
Looks to me like one committee member has a dissenting opinion.
itteh bitteh sleepeh committe haz a non con, conf…..haz a kitteh being differunt.
oh mai cc… jus had 45 minits ob wurk… adn maded da “mistake” to cumz rownd herez… nao da hole wurkplace is full ob splorted bwain… too much kyootnis, no hashim an chrg holdin peepz 2 distract meh… no chrg at wurk… darnit… halp?
did sumone call!!??
*comez to cheezland wiff a whole load of CHRGs!!*
oh my, so many bwainz!! *think, think ,think!!!*
I got it!!
*taeks out a funny looking mobile*
i shall call da KKK (Kyoot Karrier Kopter)!!
*a big kyoot kopter comez over cheezland and a lot of paratroping kittehz come down wiff da nawt sekund aid kit!*
*da kittehz halp any unattended SPLORT!!*
*taek all of mah cheezburgerz az salary*
darn… im broke!
aww well… ebery one iz fine now!!
fan-q sew much hashim… unce agin u sabed mai libe… ai reely feel beddur nao. but u shund gib awl ur cheezburgurz 4 meh… ai’ll git u fresh uns *runs fur fresh ceezburgerz an comez back wib elebbenty ob dem 2 gib dem 2 hashim*
o fanks!!
so many fresh cheezburgerz!!
u can also haz sum!! dey are so many!! XD
and all da cheez *stares directly into da cheezburger*
must…resist…noez!! *nomnomnom…*
hmmm….i didnt eet it, uhmmm…it waz da kitteh, ya!! datz it, it waz da kitteh!!
*Dis b 4 JAJEH, hoo askinged hoo dhe nite watchman b, & how he gotted to deh *Bridge. (See Aug 1,2008 Y dis ladder scream, 8:44pm commint fer part 1)
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Nite watchman at deh Bridge, part 2
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The nite watchman wawkz frew Cheezland, shining himz lite in2 awl deh dark kornerz. Thingz b kwiyet adn peazsful, az uzel. A soft orinj adn wite kitteh skamperz owt frum bhind a bokz in an alley adn runz up 2 deh watchman. He
pikkingz it up and skitchez deh kitteh bhind deh eerz.
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Deh watchman thinkz bak 2 wen him wuz a boi adn had a kitteh like dis wun. Her name wuz Sandy adn her liked 2 go 2 deh nayborz barn 4 adn hunt deh mouseez. He setz deh kitteh down adn tellingz her 2 go on bak home now. She
rubbingz himz ankulz adn den hedz home.
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Deh nite watchman, a hansum yung man, haz awlwayz lubbing deh kitteh-catz. Adn deh kittehz awlwayz lubbingz himz….eben deh kittehz hoo bited and scratcht adn hist at uzer peepz awlwayz lubbinged him. Weereber he wented, kittehz wud follow. If he klozinged himz bedruum door, deh kittehz wud laying down and sleeping rite owtside himz door, waiting 4 him 2 kuming owt uv himz ruum.
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Deh nite watchman goez down 2 deh Princess Mu Medow. It b lukking soft in deh moonlite, wif a doe adn her fawn at deh edge by deh wudz, nomming deh sweet grasses. Deh sent uv deh hunnee sukkle on deh fence iz kereed akrost deh medow on deh breeze. He sighz az he sitz down on deh bench, adn kawlz 4 deh lost kittehz. Wun bai wun, awl deh kittehz hoo krost over deh bridge 2day materialize adn kum 2 him. He petz dem awl, gibbing tummy rubz and snorglez. Awl deh kittehz frum deh shelterz b skeered at furst, but dehy slowlee finding dehre way 2 him. Adn he kumfortz dem awl. Az he playz wif deh kitteez, he memberz himz life adn awl deh kittehz he gnu. He wunderz at deh giant sad dat mading him takez himz own life. He hopez dat wut he duz now makez up 4 leeving deh peepz hoo luvinged him bhind.
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After playing wif deh kittehz, he watchez dem disappear in2 deh nite. Den deh nite watchman himsef disappearz az a falling star streekz akross deh sky.
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*u kin see deh nite watchman at
* http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/eric/
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noe wurds, jes hugs…
the love you hold in your heart shines here in your words and touches each of us that read it {{{cweenmj and family}}}
{{{cweenmj and Eric and famly}}
I is prowd an happeh to see yor sweet boi watchin over teh kittehs at teh Medow fur us awl, until we meets agin.
Mai eyes are leeking nao…
*lil ornj kitteh lukz wif the big eyez up at cweenmj, staring intently*
*lil ornj kitteh litely jumps up onto cweenmj’s lap, curls up, and quietly purrz*
OK. Now you have done it. You have officially touched my heart. And I can hardly see to type. There must be something in my eye…
hhmmm. I b thinking u mebbe not sew ebil after awl.
♥ Ebil Maus ♥
An they say that Ebil Maus’s hart groo 3 sizes that day . . .
{{Ebil Maus an cweenmj}}
Thank you for the story. Your son looks so sensitive and wonderful. I’m sorry you lost him. Depression can be terrible; you feel as if you are in the bottom of a black well and can’t climb out of it.
Eric resembles my younger brother.
Didn’t know the night watchman at the bridge was so gorgeous! I’m sure he’s taking great care of the kitties that come there.
purrhapz deh kittehzb taking care uv him.
Ai ar cryin nao… ai came so cloz to leavin dis wurld when ai waz yunger… theer seemeded no odder way to stop da paynez…Mai hart is broke for you MJ.
Nao ai ar cryin wif u. ai iz so beri happee taht u ar stil in des wurld. Hear, I givez u tishewes 2 dri eis adh huggez 2 hlep u fellz bettar.
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U need hawt chokklit or jus lotz of lubz adn tishewes?
Ai, tu, taut wud cum in hed an stai der almozz ubsesshun. Furshunatelee fur me, deh pissghetti hit deh fahn an ai got putted on Pazil, an nau ai cud rebild mai spirrits in deh wai ai wanted dem tu go. AI subbtitute “see hau much fun ai ken hab” fur “suicide” taut in mai brain. Tuk awhile, but nau ai kent ebben tink wurd “suicide” – “hab fun” pops up. Wurked fur me, wont wurk fur ebbree wun – fur me waz purrmerrilee a chemicle imbal …mess in mai hed dat cud be straitened purrtee kwiklee.
Deh takkin caer ub eechudder. Sucha lubblee yung man!
I has no werds ,just huggings for you an yor Fambly.
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i haz teh leeky eyez now. taht’s byootiful way to rebember yor boy. {{{{{cweenmj}}}}} yoo are such gud frend to ebreewun in cheezland, i hopes we kan be gud frend to yoo wen yoo haz teh sad.
Oh cweenmj…. what a beautiful way to remember you son. My heart is both saddened by your loss and made full again with the loving way in which you relate to the world. Thank you so much for sharing your story. Like drops in a still pond, the ripples you’ve made in this world extend out endlessly and impact the lives of others. Your story will help me help my friend who recently lost a son to suicide.
Thank you, Cween. What a beautiful tribute.
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Yes…..
Teh onez dats awakee lookin a bitty cranky. Him needz some hawt choccie to make himz sleepies.
yush, mee finks ur rite! heer bebbeh! itty bitty nawt 2 hawt chokkee fur u!
tess tess wun two wun two
tess two tess two wun two wun two
YAY!!! Chim!!! It werked!!
*goez 2 chek Chim profile!!*
I lub deh kitteh wearin deh baseball cap in yer profile pitcher!!
can youze see meh bluenezz now?
U got deh BLOOZ!!! Now u b a truu bluesfan!!
Ohai cweenmj and bluesfan473!!
hmmm…i just checked ur profile bluesfan473, would u want me to send u a friend request??
i fink cweenmj already haz!!
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Hope u b habbing gud day Hashim. I will b going 2 bed soon.
Must b morning in Pakistan? Iz 1 am here.
itz afternoon here akshullee…
a pretty bad day today
nawt sekund of all, da electricity waz gone for 4 and a half hour and den da internet waz down… i complained to da opurrators so many tiemz but dey said dier iz no problem wiff da internet. Wen i checked da modem, hehehe… sumone had turned it off….
Ooops!!! I fink u shud lame simba.
Ya, datz it, deh cat did it.
ya!!
he’z getting a baff right noaw by mah mother!!
servez him right!
make dat “blame” simba….don’t want ur kitteh limping!
oh yesh!! well akshullee… one of mah kitteh haz a leg injury but iz better naow…the same one who got lost
it is very tiring being so cute! must sleep now. zzz.
itteh bitteh piled up sleepeh committee
It is like a neutron star of cute.
oar a blak whole – sukkin u innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..*plip*
I ben sukked in, i finkso. ………………………………………………….. *plip*
I goez t’bed noaw adn dreemz uv dreemee liddul kittehz.
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G’nite!!
sleep tight!!
dun let da lol bugz bite!!
lolz ur goin to bed, an ai just got up!
lolz!
hi evry1!
hi cuudude!!
if iz nawt tooooooo personal,
where doez u lib??
i lib in Pakistan(heard of it??) and itz afternoon here!
it says on mah profile
(UK)
lolz!
yeh ive herd of Pakistan.
not long 2 wate 4 mah kitteh naw!
oh **puts finger on forhead**
silly me!!
itz nawt tooo far frum here though…. which breed iz ur to-be-kitteh??
its a grey tabby!
Hooray fur teh gray tabbies! I hopes yoo luvz yorz lyke I luvz myne! Kittehs is fun – they is crayzee runnin arownd wun minnut, an sleepin teh neggst.
oooooo, that’s a whole lotta incredible cuteness
I LUVs it
areee luv dis picccc
soo mennnyyy cuteeeesss
zomg! dey haz lotsa kyoot!
hed gunna asplode! 
ai shudna lukked. 
ai miss habin lil kyoot itteh bitteh kittehs. (hao dew ai maek a cryin faec? ai kant git tew teh wurdpress frum mai werk puter, it kant fynd teh surver.)
I haz a ded frum kyut >thunk<
I want them aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, mee nawt sekkond, Ai wunts dem…Ai’ll laig rassle yu fur dems!!! LOL
dey haz a bad cais of non-wakyness.
*SQWEEEEEE!* Dis mus be Wide World of *SPLORTS!* Ai wants dem awl, two! Ai maka deel, gimme de 2 ornj boyz, n’youz kin fite ober de ress, K? Prettypleez? Ornj boyz berry speshul in dis hous. (Dey prolly awreddy bin ‘dopted sins tyme pikshur wuz took. But dere’s LOTS moar in ebry shelltur in countree.)
So KYOOT!!! *SPLORT!*
I wantz teh tabbehs. I cood bringz them hoam and my gurl kitteh cood be theys mommeh.
Dey all be tabbehs, ai fink. Wee sharez, ‘k? Wurks fur mee.
S’ too badd noez TV pippel hear to dokyuments alla de splortz. Lookin’ liek a wurld rekerd too mee. Gess alla dem still in Bayjeeng. Mist a bigg storee hear.
Uh-oh! I feel anudder comin’ awn…*SPLORT!*
ACK!! SPLORT!!!! Whew, good thing I have on my CHRG SPLORPOP!!!!! Crap, there it goes now. *Thud*
AWWW ma hed asplode frum da kyoot
I just joined I Can Haz Cheezburger. This is the most wonderful picture ever. Soon I will learn your language. Hope you do not mind a furreigner.
O Hai, catzrpurrfeck!! U not a feriner!! Lolspeek not so hard az it b lukking. Just stiking rownd a wyle adn u will catching on. Dere reelee b no rong way.
Dis b wun grand playgrownd heer. Deh fudz hab no kalreez adn deh drinkz hab no alkeehawl.
Just playing nice and habbing funz.
*handz catzrpurrfeck a chokklit martoonee*
Cheez!!
So much thanks! I lof dis site 4 chanz 2 laff n be sillee.
*Hed esplodes from the cyute-nes*
lol i gots a ittehbitty kitteh comitee… we collectz cheezburgers… in da secret safe u never guna findz it LOLZ
Ma hed splorted, but then a got a nu one an that one splorted too.
iz so adorable!!!!