Comments on: I’m gettin fixed?

By: Kris102110

Kris102110 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:36:33 +0000

C.A.T.N.I.P
V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N
C.A.R

By: Mitch

Mitch — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:28:47 +0000

LEARN HOW TO SPELL!

By: Hannahmwickham

Hannahmwickham — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:55:53 +0000

Da poor kitteh… It ish so sad… UR NOT BROEKD!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:33:22 +0000

Hai Lunarmommy & leeza! Ty for anzwez & welcomez! Ah keypz tryin, maybee somdayz makez front pagee & getz fame & glorie. I chekked the profilez but don’t sees how to make name bluuu, I wud like to be frienz wif everone!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:00:23 +0000

oooh sry………ai gess ai iz still it

ai wuz bizzy makin ‘rangemintz fur mai trip tew aruba nex Mai……
mai rewards program am changin tewmorrow an wudda been
7000 more reward points if ai dint reserve now
plus those timeshares book up early

sew skampurr awai, tendril, ai will ketchup tomorrow

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:29:56 +0000

Ai heer poal dansing’z a werk-owt, tu.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:34:08 +0000

*bats jamamamamakitty*
*TAG YURE IT!!!*
**skampurrz awae giglolllininning*

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:29:58 +0000

quik, letz run roundnroundnroundnroundn stai ahead ob teh fat maker!!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:27:14 +0000

nomnomnomnomnomnom…

By: DARK RAVEN

DARK RAVEN — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:30:44 +0000

2 bad u will B all calm now, no jumping, so I guess you are getting “fixed”

By: Oh the Spooky

Oh the Spooky — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:39:45 +0000

The cats facial expression is priceless

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:22:05 +0000

Yay! Yay

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:21:37 +0000

Fixed=neutered or spayed.

Cat doesn’t know why this is happening.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:17:20 +0000

oh noes!
teh cyclol of life, not so grate ackshully!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:14:21 +0000

why yes, I am! I-
wate! Yu scurvy knave! Compliments won’t get u any… oh hoo am I kidding?
*puts on glitter i-lashez and prepares to have timbers shivvered*

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:51:04 +0000

yar!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:45:42 +0000

hi bluesfan473! welkom!! yor lolspeek iz very gud, yor right its not so eezy, somtimes teh trolz com ober and tell us we’z stoopid, but yoo haz to be smart to spel it funny an rong an still maek it reedable! only rool is to play nice – yoo are very gud at taht too!

i dont know if anywun knoz how teh votin wurks. iz very misteriyus. all i kno iz yoo haz to be very lukky to gets on teh frunt page! a fyoo peeps heer haz made it to teh frunt page, maybe tehy kan tell you more.

find owt how to turn yor name bloo (i fink cweenmj haz howto on herz profile, also lolcatburglar?) so we kan be frenz wif yoo!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:45:39 +0000

dont takes it purrsonaly bluesfan, I fink they gets abowt elebenty hunnerd lols a day. So itz just not gud odds!
PS u lolspeeks just fyne!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:43:04 +0000

jamamakitty sez “Tidmum, ai haz tew borrow yer blankie agin…..cuz Hashim needs tew be tukked in”

*sneeks in Hashim’s room, putz teh blankie wiff teh unicorms onit on himz n tucks it up close under himz nek n skamperz out…. plink plink plink*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:40:38 +0000

i want more kittehs… how am i ever going to bekome a crazy old cat lady, as iz my lifelong ambishun, if my hubby wont eber let me hav more tahn wun cat at a time? (well, for a wile we had two kittehs, but wun got losted an he desided we’z just not ment to hab two kittehs)

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:40:01 +0000

Hands off teh booty, if u plz!
Or I will be forced to sing pirate drinky songs to u….

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:38:09 +0000

Por liddle fishy got teh Royal Flush

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:35:46 +0000

an now its time for teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i haz hommaed caeks, frootypartypunch, an party bags wif kandies, bowncy balls an sparkly pensils in tehm! an konfettiz!
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By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:33:19 +0000

seize the booty!!!!

By: vocris

vocris — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:23:28 +0000

i don’t get this

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:23:16 +0000

hee… wehn I furst saw u heer Aahz, dat’s where I thot u gotted ur name from!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:22:07 +0000

there is!
*hands nawty nursey yooniform to Phat Cat*
Do u needs a stethaskope wif dat?

By: lyanthya

lyanthya — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:10:58 +0000

Fanks, Tidmum!

Sooo nise nawt to haf to nekkid dansdansdans ennymoar.

Dan, is nawt eezy to snuggle an dans at teh saym tiem.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:06:30 +0000

well, yaash…but dat gives the excuse to snuggle wit yur huubeh, right?

By: leosmom

leosmom — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:00:41 +0000

ai cant miss it, cause aim cooking it.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:59:59 +0000

*Hands Ly a pair ob green floofy nikkers,long Johns fermal vest wooly jumper an insulated trowsers.* *wraps Ly’s toezez up in nitted sox an cozee slippers*
Warm enuff now Ly?

By: lyanthya

lyanthya — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:59:32 +0000

Sry, Dan. Is jus too COWLD heer in Skotland. An its raynin alla tiem.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:57:17 +0000

beye cheezpeeps. Gettin lunch nao.

By: Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy

Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:53:51 +0000

ai dun eebin noe wut dat wud sownd liek. ai’z lisnen tew Juno Reactor nao, btu ai wuz lisnen tew Borknagar wen ai red ur post. (ai luvs teh shufl funkshun awn mai cheep MP3 plaer.)

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:53:05 +0000

darn

By: lyanthya

lyanthya — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:50:57 +0000

YAYYYY! Aiz ofishullee retyrd!

I can has clothez plz?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:47:40 +0000

Haz N-E bodee herd ov teh groop Rednex? Ai’m lissenin 2 tehm nao, onna U-toob. Tehy’re kinda lyk Tekno-Countree.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:46:29 +0000

Sinse WEN?

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:45:45 +0000

*Peeks ober LB’s shulder*

Oooo, be dere a nawty nurse costoom in dere?

By: chessiecat65

chessiecat65 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:44:52 +0000

is over my DH’s limit too. I thinks he haz a happi now that I’m home & can take over kitteh duties (pettin, feedin, waterin, cleanin, etc)…

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:43:51 +0000

Oh, and i lefted u somfin in yur shoo. Fur later. Oooo, and I pickeded da jimmo choos. Just FYI fur u.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:43:08 +0000

iz u having ‘burial at sea’?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +0000

Hay Ly, sinse u won’t be nekkid now, wud u like one of these costooms?
We has it all!
*shows Ly gyant pile ov sorded costooms*
Pick somthin owt!
I is enjoing bein a piratey wench todai.

By: Plobes

Plobes — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:41:05 +0000

YOO iz SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW KYOOT, big-eyed kitteh puff fluff!!!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:40:44 +0000

*nod, nod, nod*

dat be gud explaynin.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:39:52 +0000

And snorgulbable. Snorgle Snorkel plz, I bee goin in.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:38:43 +0000

wattermellons
xtra decadent choklit fondoo
zillyun calorie cheezcake in sordid flavrs!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:38:38 +0000

Shur,

Yew take da goldie for da nekkid dansin i tinkso. So iz gud tim for da retiremint. Yay for ly!!!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:36:42 +0000

whippy kreeem
xtry whippy kreem (cant nevr hav enouf)
yakitori (chickenz skewerz from da japan)
zoo cookeez (wid da animalz on dem)

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:34:12 +0000

as bestest ai can tell no-buddy answered yoo- so ai will! CHRG means “chicken-hed -rubber-glove and (w/doi) means wid-drwins-on-it
yoo puts da chrg on yur hed sydeways so da finners sticks up n luks liek da top ob da chicken hed to hold in da braynes when yer hed splodes frm da extreme cyootness ob da LOLcats. wii done cawls dis starng ting what bfallz uz da “splort”ing