I’m gettin fixed?
I’m gettin fixed? Am I broken?
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noes, you aer not borked!
note to hyummanz:lern to spell in front o teh kitteh.
fingz to spell so az nawt to upset kitteH:
A trip to V.E.T.
Bakuum kleener
CatFud is low Caloree
D…
d-o-g
e-m-t
f-i-x
g……..
D.A.W.G
Ex-urr-size stops yu gettin 2 floofy.
Fud – haz had ENUFF now …
G
Go o.u.t
Har Bawl m.e.d.s.
I. . .I
I.C.E. cubes (Ai noed a kitteh hu wuz askeerd ob tehm)
J.U.N.G.L.E. (4 lyons an tygers)
K.I.T.T.E.H. (ifn yer tawkin abowt tehm nawt-nisely)
L…
Lol-i-pop
Meremaid
NIP
O….
o-u-t
p-u-p-p-y (new)
q-u-i-e-t
r……
R-e-a-d
S-a-l-a-d
T-i-c t-a-c
U…
v-e-t
w-a-l-k
x-t-r-y t-r-e-e-t-z
y-n-g-s
z-a-m-b-o-n-e-e-e-e
TA DA!!!!
*taks bough*
Thankee
O.R.A.L. meds
P.I.L. (ever try to pil a cat?)
Q.U.E.R.Y. as to where tv remote went
R…
C.A.T.N.I.P
V.A.C.A.T.I.O.N
C.A.R
EMMEMA!
(ai meenz e-m-m-e-m-a)
con cat shulaytions 2 mary0spockn an all teh wide awakers!!!
heers a pot uv steemin hawt arabic cawfee (kahva) 2 wakes u up!
oh, fanx!
*tastes yummy cawfee*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
got any caek?
*luks hopefullz*
oh heeeer yew go…….sum nommy lemon pound cake
jus rite wif teh arabic cawfeeeeee
nomnomnomnomnomnom…
quik, letz run roundnroundnroundnroundn stai ahead ob teh fat maker!!!
*bats jamamamamakitty*
*TAG YURE IT!!!*
**skampurrz awae giglolllininning*
oooh sry………ai gess ai iz still it
ai wuz bizzy makin ‘rangemintz fur mai trip tew aruba nex Mai……
mai rewards program am changin tewmorrow an wudda been
7000 more reward points if ai dint reserve now
plus those timeshares book up early
sew skampurr awai, tendril, ai will ketchup tomorrow
yesh indeed!!! luverly arabic cakez maid wiv teh fwesh hunny frum teh mowntains, cubbered in fwesh cweam!!!
injoi!!!!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom….
Ooh wii can has ressipee? NOMNOMNOM!!!
ob corse! luverly arabic cakez maid wiv teh hunny from teh mowntains an cubbered in fwesh cweam!!!!
injoi!!!
stoopy pretzel makin mee repeetz maiself!!!
not to werree.
dere’s gonna bee sum o mien showin up to maek mee luk stoopee soon,
no daout. It alwayz eetz & disapeerz teh clever remarx, but eetz and horks bakkup teh stoopy wuns!
iz okay…nao we haz enuff caek for eberywuns since yu ordered doubles
Hey,leosmom…..
were u planning on attending teh RenFair cheezmeet ????
ai wuz hoping too, but nao ai mite have committed maiself to making a anni verse ary dinner for momcat and dadcat on dat day. Prime rib and twice-baked potatoes an sparigus an choklit moose, aitinkso.
Teh anniversary dinner be berry impawtant….u shud nawt miss it.
Plus….who can resist chokklit moose ????
ai cant miss it, cause aim cooking it.
*whispers 2 Africat*
It’s 12 pm where we is, ackshully!
Well the eest coasters anyways.
Wut time is it where u r? I has a curious!
africat prolly noes dat eben dough it can beez noonish hear, i still needs teh cawfeez.
walll, itz 7:15 heer, butz teh crononomotor onna site saiz : 6:09 A.M.
weerd, huh?
iz Hawaii tiem, ifinkso?
I CAN HAS ANNOWNSMINT TO MAYK!
Aiz retyrin frum nekkid dansin. Is jus nawt a dood profeshun in teh Yoo Kaye. Too cowld an wet.
I can has retyrmint partee?
oooooh!A partay! Ai can bring
Appul Py
Bananannanananana dakrees
Choklit wiv choklit sprinkuls. An a flayk
D…
Dannels, Jak, pownd caek
Enny flaybur dakrees
Funny partee hatses
G…
Dim sum
Escargot
Fried chikken
G…
gooey cupcakes
heavenly cookies
ice cream
juice
k…………
kup caeks
Lemon tarts
Mango cubes
N…
Nectereennns,
oranges ( nawt poison)
Plumbs…
Q?
Qasseroles
Rainbow coloured pastrys
Straw berry juice
Tang
U….
hurray for Qasseroles……. wunder if that will fly in Scrabble!!!
Quince jam
Rasam
Scones
T…
tuna noodle qasserole
ummm ummmm good ………….
velvet cake
w………
whippy kreeem
xtry whippy kreem (cant nevr hav enouf)
yakitori (chickenz skewerz from da japan)
zoo cookeez (wid da animalz on dem)
wattermellons
xtra decadent choklit fondoo
zillyun calorie cheezcake in sordid flavrs!
YAYYYY! Aiz ofishullee retyrd!
I can has clothez plz?
darn
Sry, Dan. Is jus too COWLD heer in Skotland. An its raynin alla tiem.
*Hands Ly a pair ob green floofy nikkers,long Johns fermal vest wooly jumper an insulated trowsers.* *wraps Ly’s toezez up in nitted sox an cozee slippers*
Warm enuff now Ly?
well, yaash…but dat gives the excuse to snuggle wit yur huubeh, right?
Fanks, Tidmum!
Sooo nise nawt to haf to nekkid dansdansdans ennymoar.
Dan, is nawt eezy to snuggle an dans at teh saym tiem.
Ai heer poal dansing’z a werk-owt, tu.
Dark chklitt wiff vanilla chips
Elephant sized pinyatas
Food for all!!1!
Gourmet sweets and bakes
Home maed cookies! and i made some samosa’s too!(samosa’s are pakistani/indian speciality)
Icecream
Jam, all flavurs
K…
Yesh u kan !
but first. . .heer, Ai gibs u ah Hyuu- ah hyoohg- rats ! ah very large silk scarf, awl fulla da pritty kulers ! you takes 2 korners and ty em round yer neck, and den take dee udder 2 korners and ty em round yer um. . er. . . nawt-front-syde wit a bow big enuff too cuver de um- (jeez !) bacsyde bits. then yoo pops on da rainy koat and yoo feelz awl silkee and warm onna da insyde, eben in da rainy tymes ! (b karful- yoo may feel liek dansin agin !)
rats ! dis wuz sposed to go up der, unner Lyanthya’s “retyrement” remark ! stopy wp !
Shur,
Yew take da goldie for da nekkid dansin i tinkso. So iz gud tim for da retiremint. Yay for ly!!!
Hay Ly, sinse u won’t be nekkid now, wud u like one of these costooms?
We has it all!
*shows Ly gyant pile ov sorded costooms*
Pick somthin owt!
I is enjoing bein a piratey wench todai.
*Peeks ober LB’s shulder*
Oooo, be dere a nawty nurse costoom in dere?
there is!
*hands nawty nursey yooniform to Phat Cat*
Do u needs a stethaskope wif dat?
seize the booty!!!!
Hands off teh booty, if u plz!
Or I will be forced to sing pirate drinky songs to u….
yar!
why yes, I am! I-
wate! Yu scurvy knave! Compliments won’t get u any… oh hoo am I kidding?
*puts on glitter i-lashez and prepares to have timbers shivvered*
Not yet …
Just a couple of extra bits…
โชโซโช
Clip heer, clip clip there and a cuppla tra la las….
oops! furgotted a clip!
shud be:
โชโซโช
Clip clip heer, clip clip there and a cuppla tra la las….
wizard o Ahz ref FTW!
U kawl, milaydee?
hee… wehn I furst saw u heer Aahz, dat’s where I thot u gotted ur name from!
yas u didn’t know it but u was. sowry.
Dun’t fix it iffn it aint borked!11!!
Dun wurry … yu won’ miz dem …
But …. but … but hao u noes? U been fixed, 2?
*wis-purrs* I iz lyk teh doc-taw wut sez ‘dis won’ hurt a bit …’
Mai doktur sez “Dis mite hurt a littlol”.
.
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Ai fink himz deninishun ov littlol an mien r diffrunt!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
ooo doz iiiz! kwik git the CHRG!!
yesh indeed – DOS IIIZ!!!- dey iz 2 splortaliciousmus
Ai wanna kiss dat fayse all ober!
He luks skweezabbul!!
And snorgulbable. Snorgle Snorkel plz, I bee goin in.
Wat iz a CHRG? plz to anser
as bestest ai can tell no-buddy answered yoo- so ai will! CHRG means “chicken-hed -rubber-glove and (w/doi) means wid-drwins-on-it
yoo puts da chrg on yur hed sydeways so da finners sticks up n luks liek da top ob da chicken hed to hold in da braynes when yer hed splodes frm da extreme cyootness ob da LOLcats. wii done cawls dis starng ting what bfallz uz da “splort”ing
*nod, nod, nod*
dat be gud explaynin.
Yoo will be,wen teh V-E-T has finnished wiv yoo
v-e-t
f-i-x
w-a-h
{{{{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}}}}}
I hoaps yoo haddid a nyce Birfday ? Sowwe I missed teh Pardee.
ai missed yew tew………..it wuzza fun dai!!1
but yew gotz tew go tew cornwall and hab teh blown wai terlet tent!!
nex time cum tew partay!!! onlee kiddin {{{tidmum}}}
welcum bak tidmum!!
how iz u and hazel??
hopez bof of u r fine!!
Fanx Hashim
Ifinkso teh neece an boyfrend overfeeded dem.
Iz good to be hoam,warm an dry!!!
Hazel iz lukkin bedder,an is happitayl I am hoam.
She gibbed me kisses an schmoos an paddled me awn mah skwishy bits .
Fern ar owt-I doan spek we’ll see her till late oclock!
.
We did lostid a fishy from teh Tank.
Iz glad to hear u and hazel are doin’ great!!
Hazel really cares bout u!!
mah kitteh finks of meh as a slave *sigh*
sowwy bout da fishy though…
iz u having ‘burial at sea’?
Por liddle fishy got teh Royal Flush
oh noes!
teh cyclol of life, not so grate ackshully!
Mr.Ebil Maus…..
I see in the previous picture that you were looking for elebenty spherical,canvas boxes.
I regret to inform you that the product has been discontinued…
In this struggling economy,too many of the boxes were being stolen and worn as clothing.
Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you!
Sincerely,
Eeckthecat
Ebil Box Company
P.S. Teh bom skwad iz luukin 4 u…
You rang, Minion?
Ai heered teh bom skwad iz luukin 4 u, 2 “kweshtun” u abowt teh rownd canviss bockses. Tehy has put 2 an 2 2-gedder an finks u wanna build boms. (Tehy kno abowt ur arsinul ov Zippos, 2.)
U mai wanna lai low 4 a whiel.
I am innocent!! Innocent, I tell you!!
Sinse WEN?
Mai fren had hiz boi-kitteh fixded. Him sed kitteh gibbed him a luk lyk dis 4 dais afturwurd.
“Whai? Whai u taek mai boi-partz?”
Wen my Nermal camed bak frum his surgery,Him tried to wash hims bits,lukked up at me an sed *MerrOW????* in a berry sad liddle voyce.
awww!
U givved me a laff and a sad at the same tiem!
Mi 2!
hehehehe!!
step-dorters kitteh had hims dangly bits delt wif a yer ago. I swere he still missus dem!! An dere ab-sents don’ stawp him tryin to get *coff* am-rus wif her uvver kitteh.
Howeva … hims hav a littul problum workin out witch end he wishus 2 get am-rus wif …
*snerk*
Kitteh sez: Ai fowt u lubbed teh hole pakidj, WIF teh pakidj!
must be a boi kitteh. gurl kitteh sez: fanks bunchiz, mai lyff iz sew much less coplamakaytid nao.
Wen we ‘dopted bebbeh George, teh person sed “he fixx’d alreddy”.
Den teh agency sends us nasty lettur sayin’ “you no fix, we take heem back!!”
I wroted to them an ask if he supos’d to be dubbl fixx’d and wat we’re supos’d to remov next?
Funny, no replie.
We haz feral kittehs in our nayborhood. peeples got togedder to get um fixed and mak em stop havin mor feral kittehs. da fixed ones have tehr eers clippd. feel bad for da one wut has bof its eerz clippd. cant be too shur, i gess.
po’ kitteh! iz owt uv eerz adn peeses!
we dun reely haz dat probblim in mai nayborhud, cuz we haz a hoomayn sosieteh sheltur reely cloes. dats ware mai kittehs r frum. (ai wants moar kittehs, but ai’z arredy wun kitteh abuv teh limit fur mai partmint–dunt ennywun tell!)
Ai’d liek moar tew, but ai am 3 kitteh above mai DH’s limit alreddy…
ai’ll ‘dopt moar wen ai gitz a howse. tew bad ai’z po’, oar ai’d git wun nao sew ai cud ‘dopt moar kittehs.
ai finks mai partmint iznt big nuff foar teh kittehs ai haz nao. dey’z sistehs an dey haets eech otter. silleh peeps at teh hoomayn sosieteh sed dat dey wuz bestest frens an shud bee ‘dopted togeddeh. if deyz bestest frens dey gotz teh weerdest frenshipz ai eva sean.
is over my DH’s limit too. I thinks he haz a happi now that I’m home & can take over kitteh duties (pettin, feedin, waterin, cleanin, etc)…
i want more kittehs… how am i ever going to bekome a crazy old cat lady, as iz my lifelong ambishun, if my hubby wont eber let me hav more tahn wun cat at a time? (well, for a wile we had two kittehs, but wun got losted
an he desided we’z just not ment to hab two kittehs)
Mai doktur sez “Dis mite hurt a littlol.”
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Ai fink hims definishun ov littlol an mien r teh diffrunt!
nebber hurts sew muchlee wen teh pain on sumwun else
Prolly becuz ov teh summertime – DST. But teh minnits??? LOL! ai hav no idea!
Hooman:”yes, you are getting fixed, all we need iz a chainsaw, a wrench a… AAARGHHH!!”
Kitteh:”nomnomnomnom…. huh, so u were saying??”
poor kitteh gonna miss thoze dangly bits! Hi lol’ers I’z newbie, how dis woik? I makez some lol’s (fun!) but nebber seez tem for votez. Only a bitty few goez for votes? Ah knoze there muss be lotz of lolz submitted, how pickz which goez to voting? kthxbai! bluesfan473
learning lolspeak not as easy as it looks! =)
dont takes it purrsonaly bluesfan, I fink they gets abowt elebenty hunnerd lols a day. So itz just not gud odds!
PS u lolspeeks just fyne!
hi bluesfan473! welkom!! yor lolspeek iz very gud, yor right its not so eezy, somtimes teh trolz com ober and tell us we’z stoopid, but yoo haz to be smart to spel it funny an rong an still maek it reedable! only rool is to play nice – yoo are very gud at taht too!
i dont know if anywun knoz how teh votin wurks. iz very misteriyus. all i kno iz yoo haz to be very lukky to gets on teh frunt page! a fyoo peeps heer haz made it to teh frunt page, maybe tehy kan tell you more.
find owt how to turn yor name bloo (i fink cweenmj haz howto on herz profile, also lolcatburglar?) so we kan be frenz wif yoo!
Hai Lunarmommy & leeza! Ty for anzwez & welcomez! Ah keypz tryin, maybee somdayz makez front pagee & getz fame & glorie. I chekked the profilez but don’t sees how to make name bluuu, I wud like to be frienz wif everone!
Wen hoominz ged vetbihl, dey be borked tu!
ANOM!
teehee! love that face! cutee!
k eberyone!!
meet ya’ll tomorrow!!
bye bye!!
*zzZZzzZZZZzzZz*
jamamakitty sez “Tidmum, ai haz tew borrow yer blankie agin…..cuz Hashim needs tew be tukked in”
*sneeks in Hashim’s room, putz teh blankie wiff teh unicorms onit on himz n tucks it up close under himz nek n skamperz out…. plink plink plink*
Alas I can never trust you ever again
you evil pink tailless monkey
Oh, and i lefted u somfin in yur shoo. Fur later. Oooo, and I pickeded da jimmo choos. Just FYI fur u.
YOO iz SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW KYOOT, big-eyed kitteh puff fluff!!!
Haz N-E bodee herd ov teh groop Rednex? Ai’m lissenin 2 tehm nao, onna U-toob. Tehy’re kinda lyk Tekno-Countree.
beye cheezpeeps. Gettin lunch nao.
i don’t get this
Fixed=neutered or spayed.
Cat doesn’t know why this is happening.
an now its time for teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i haz hommaed caeks, frootypartypunch, an party bags wif kandies, bowncy balls an sparkly pensils in tehm! an konfettiz!
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Yay! Yay
The cats facial expression is priceless
2 bad u will B all calm now, no jumping, so I guess you are getting “fixed”
Da poor kitteh… It ish so sad… UR NOT BROEKD!!
LEARN HOW TO SPELL!