Yur ankles… Ah will haz dem.
i awlreddee haz had ur finger.
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Congratshumalashuns u is top uv teh macrame, soe u get 2 chooz drinkses and dansis.
Tehr’s been a lot of nekkid dansin round heer latley. Evrybuddy shud b prety gud at taht by naow.
Ai fink dat haz bean disk.. desk.. stopt!
Ly gaev dat up. She got tew cold — sheez nao wearin jeenz & a flannul shirt.
U kan dans in jeens’n'flannel almos aneewhere. I got jeens’n'cotton on rite naow an I feel liek
dansdansdans
dansdansdans
shakeshakedansshake
hophopdansshake
dans…dansdans
.
yup, feelz pritty gud
corduroy wurk pretty gud too
.
dansdansdans *voip voip voip*
dansdansdans *voip voip voip*
dansdansdans *voip voip voip*
.
Ooooo…iz it gettin warm in heer?
yay danses an drinkses! Haw bouts some irish danses cuz dey use de ankles sew much?
an pints (wat else wud u have wit irish danses?!)
yay nawt secund! *whispers* I gotted de nawt secunds at werk!
Yay! Letz get jiggy at wurk.
::Hops awn lef fut while rayzeeng rite fut in frunt wit toe poynted:: *voip*
::Hops agin awn lef fut while bringing rite fut tu reer:: *voip*
::Pwaces rite fut bee’s-hind lef fut, shifts weight tu left:: *voip*
::Hops awn rite fut while bringing lef fut bee’s-hind:: *voip*
::Pwaces lef fut behind rite while rayzeeng rite fut:: *voip*
::Pwaces rite fut down agin:: *voip*
::Pwaces lef fut behind rite while rayzeeng rite fut:: *voip*
::Pwaces rite fut down agin:: *voip*
::bursts intu flames::
*Golf claps*
*dumps beer on de burninings*
*realizes now ahm outta beer.. dang*
Fanks Manny. Teh corduroy bilds up frikshun pretty fast.
Doan worry. Beer neber runz owt in cheezland.
::Manny luks at pint glass and seez dat its oberflowin::
den we shud git a beer hose for de burninings.. or mebbe some flame redar… flame resis… sum pants dat don ketch on fier!
::Dons teflon parachute pants::
*shweep shweep shweep*
::Fill pint glass frum beer hose::
ooh, nativeca66, I iz warin cords. Will u dans wif me in ur teflon Parachute pants? Here we goes ( to teh toon of Teh Byootiful Bloo Danube):
voip voip voip voip voip
shweep shweep shweep shweep
voip voip voip voip voip
shweep shweep shweep shweep…
uh oh Duz u smell smoke?
brb
Oh fankie fur the dans DrC. Yoo awr uh lublee danser. Dare I say…yor waltzeeng iz berry hawt.
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*polo shurt & capris pants dansdansdans*
*NS shaekz her thang*
We can stil shaek owr thangs wif klothez own! Iz teh fun!
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*shorts an tank top*
*dansdansdansdans*
and *jazzpawz*
*shimme an shake*
is too hawt fur flannel an jeans in Washing Machine
DC
Oooh – ai liekz teh jazzpawz!!!
…
…
Plz to pardun meh, but … ai haz a SAEFTEE ANNOWNSMINT
BEFOAR yew goez to teh next lol (iffin yew hazzint dun sew awlreddy), plz to be DONNIN YER CHRG(wdoi), YER BAVVING CAP, YER BIEK HELMUT, AN PLENNEE UV DUKEE TAYP
Teh pikshur iz bery daynjerus. Dere iz kittehz down awlobber teh fred, an noebuddee tew driev teh CCC.
PLZ TAEK APPROPREEYUT PREKAWSHUNZ
…
Fanks. Yew may nao return to yer regyoolarlee skedjuld lolz.
run timmy, RUNZ!!!!!!!
basemint cat iz own deh prowwl
will haz yur ankelz. . . and your SOOAAALLL!!!!
Byte!
Win!
yur ankuls iz fat.
*cobbers ankuls demyoorlee*
Yu donut eben see mai ankuls!
We saw dem wen yew wuz dansdansdansin nekkid. Dey be lubberlee ankulz – no need to hiedz dem!
Fanks, NS!
*jeenz & flannul dansdansdans*
Ohai, lyanthya!
Ai reelee laik yur dans in the jeenz an flannul shurt! Luks kiwte pirittee.
we shud haz a come as Ur parteh an dans
I knoz U like dose..
I has already started dansing wid Ly and NS
wanna join us JCH4k?
ai agreez!
…wif NS
Yesh, tehy ar. Teh rest uv mii iz scrawn, but mai ankuhlz iz fat. Delektabuhlz, tew. Just ask Basement Cat (who haz mai hart!)
Ninja kitteh is waiting
Sweep de legs!
Tehr waz lot of sekkund nawt-sekkund on dis – but onyl Manny waz nawt sekkund. Conga ratz Manny.
*swing swing swing*
hickupz, i haz dem, no drinksses fur meh.
Ai will haz dem on Toast wif Sauce!
Bwahahahaha!
But wut kinduv sauce?
…
Appulsauce?
Bolognese?
Chawklit?
D…
Damson plum
eggs beneedict sause
fluidly flowing graevy
g…
Gravy wif a few tastee lumps
h…
Hollandaise?
Ice cream toppings?
J…
Juneberry?
Kiwi-Strawberry?
Lemony?
M…
Mintsauce?
Nudelsauce?
Oclety chocleet sauce?
P..
Pesto
Qwestionable leftobur saws
ragu
strawbree wifowt kiweez
t
Tzatziki
Unusual mister ree sauce wif dinner at in-laws.
Velouté
W
Wyte sauce
Xtra BBQ sauce, plz
Yellow cake frosting
Zabaglione (well, is pudding reely, but it pours)
If wuz zombiee kat wud prolly has ankils wiv brain sauce.
Hawt kankle sammiches? Hmmm. Noa datz an entrée ob uh diffrunt sort.
Dey only come out at nite…
Nawt sekkund, I fot…vampire ankles?
Then, I fot…ankle biters.
Then, I saw this.
youtube.com/watch?v=8dtBM9bHHmc
But cankles – do not want.
R cankles like canker sorez?
Ai donut fink dey hurtz – unless yewz lukkin at dem.
Butt cankles ::snerk::
An ai will BYTE them! *nom* *byte*
Kitteh mite haz a tuff tiem skweezin owt frum unner teh bukcaes, aifinkso. Teh ankulz – dey *mite* be teh saef.
Kitteh can mayke a long paw out to grab at ankul, whyle staing safely conceeled.
Ooooh – datz troo. Ai didint fink uv dat.
kittehs ebil taht way. oh, and…hi, nightshade!
Hiya, Oobark!
Careful, kitteh. One of my anklols is made of metals. U might brake a toof.
I always wondered whut a bad joint like that is doing in a nice girl like me.
…
Srsly, tho — duz U can haz prawblimz wif ayrpoart sikyoorittee naowadaiz?
Sum ov teh nice YNG’s is now working airport seekurity, ai heer.
mebee a strip search be nawt so bad?
duznt ebreebuddee? Ai’m staing haom. Ai can get just az mush abyuse witowt going dere. DO Nawt Want.
I hasn’t had any problems wif teh airports. No strip searches, phooey. But I’ve heard tell that when they does that, u is teh only one that is stripped, so that’s not qutie as much fun.
But… shortly after I had teh replacement anklol put in and was still waring a cast and on crutches, I wented to teh White House to see teh Chrismess tree display. Sure enough, teh metals detector thingy went off and teh Nice Handsum But Not Nakey Secret Serviss Man pulled me aside to wave his wand over me. He started at my hed and worked his way down. When he got to my jacket pokket teh wand went “BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP!” I had forgetted I had a metallic card case in there. I was still wondering whut would happen when NHBNNSSM getted to my anklol, but after he finded teh card case, he STOPPED. Just waved me on in. I know I doesn’t look very dangerous IRL, but how stoopy is that? Hmph. But this was in 1996 and I’m gonna guess they’re a little moar viligent now.
I can haz uh frind frum ohai skewl hoo hadded un aksidint wyl ryedin uh sled daown uh steap hill n2 uh Run Foarist Run. Uh tree jumpted owt n frunt uv herz, n herz nawt havvin grate kuntroal uv da sled, had 2 b argyoowin wif da tree bowt hoo wuz spowsta git owtta hooz wai. Da tree wun. *owch*
…
Herz naow can haz mettle playt n herz hed, n herz duz da mettle ditekter dans awlsew. Da nys gyz start wayvin da wand at herz hed, n nawt hasta goe enny furver daown b4 dey letz herz throo.
Mah mommeh has buckshot in her leg and she allways sets off the metal
detectors. SHe raises her pant leg and shows dem her leg and dey send
her right thru.
She cud do lots ub bad stuffs if she wunted. :/
Yu haz a joowel safe built-in to yur ankle?
Good for putting tings out ov teh lite, efter tey haz been taken into teh light…
Win!!!!!!
How are yew today LCB?
Not so grate, ackshually. Gotta bug of some sort. Feeling pleh. Send drinks.
Handz LCB uh pint ob Guiness
Kthxmoarplz
::Grabz serving tray::
*6 pint glasses – Filled to the brim from the beer hose*
Her you go LCB…noa doan drink them awl at…wups…too late.
::Heds bak tu the beer hose::
lolcatburglar feelin much bedder or much wors wit 6 guinnesses
mebbee jus gif her de hose? mite wurk beddur
NO HOSE PLZ!
*puts lotion in basket*
Ohai, LCB!
Ai thot ov u tihs wiik-en. Ai wuz luukin at purty stuff an fout: Wat wud dis luk lyk inna lite?
Be careful, rhsb! U hasn’t been to classes at my acatemy for lolcatburglary.
But teh larceny is strong in this one.
Ai maek yew speshul hot limmin drink wib jist a nip of teh whiskee?
How bout a hot whiskee drink wif just a nip of limmin?
Yew gottit.
*pours gentlee heetid whiskee into speshul getwellsoon mug, and puts wun drop of limmin jooce in it*
Ai hoeps yew feelz bettur soon
kthxhic!
*goes to have a sleepynap wif teh kittehs in teh next pic*
…and you toesies too
I uzzed to liv wid dis kitteh…
me2, when yogi kitteh was a kitten he would hide unner deh bed
and bite our anklols and run awai
himz was a liddel devil!
notice haow tihs kitteh iz blak? relatib uv Basement Cat, aifinkso!
yogi kitteh is a tabbeh boi and himz can be as angelic as CC
or devilish like BC dependz on himz mood.
Ai rezembul dat remark!
me 2 but I resemble BC more often than CC
ask hubcat fur confirmashunz
“ZooM!…NOM!….zoom.”
oh mai….a zoom by nomming
Yoo dont see THAT ebree day!
Ushually, tehyre 2 fast 2 see.
zoom-by nomming FTW!!! *klap klap klap*
Ai resemblol uv teh victim uv tihs lol’s sitch…sich… Mai Zeus usetoo dew tihs tew meh!
- ‘uv’
…and DARN IT! Ai fink ai skeered Ly awai.
Ai shud go bak tew lerking. Ai fink ai will.
No go bak, oobark!
huh?
**rhsb peeks in**
Ohai frenz! Gess wat ai cameded hoem 2 2dai – deevorse papurs. Pleh.
Do. NAWT. Want.
shall we sendz dis kitteh to bite the hubbeh (soon to be ex)’s anklols?
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Gud eyedea!
Eben teh mayleman wantz 2 go kik hiz butt 4 mi! LOL
Whai iz mai abaar brown? Izzit ‘cuz ai’m awn mai mahmz ‘puter @ hoem?
is Uz usin a diffurent login name?
I meant to say different e-mail address
Iz teh saem. Dere iz onlee wun rhsb, an ai’m it! (Mai paruntz iz berry happee tehre is onee wun mi!)
OH rhsb! {{{{{rhsb}}}}} Ai hav had soo menee frenz in teh sayme plaice yoo ar. An there iz reelee nuthing yoo can doo. At leeest, that iz hao it wuz fur mai frenz.
.
Teh awnlee thing ai can say – iz – DONUT gib him ebree thing hee wants, becuz yoo want to show him hao nice yoo ar, and show him waht he will be missing. This haz NEBBER werked fur eneuwn ai know. An awl uv them were sorree afterwards.
.
Teh best thing fur yoo to doo iz show him taht he haz REELEE blown it – an he nao CANNAWT haz yoo. An yoo don’t caire.
.
Tha CUD bring him bak – becuz mens offen want waht they think they cannaw t has – but prollee nawt. In mai ex speerinece, wunz sumwun iz where he apparaentllee iz, yoo cannawt win him bak. But he will at leest respekt yoo a lot moar if yoo dont let him wawk awl over yoo.
Fanks 4 teh advise, JCH4K.
Mai mahm sed taht sinse ai nawt want devorse, tehn ai shud rite “No fanks” onna papurs an send um bak.
LOL! Yoo cud do that! Waht duz yur lolyer say?? Ai think ai laik yur mahm!
{{{{{ rhsb }}}}}
Jes tryin tihs.
AI’m green agin!
2_k, u were rite! Ai had teh rong e-mayle addy inna spot.
Nao, mai naem shud be bloo.
yes U has deh fambliar abtaar againz!
Nao, ifn ai wanna getz fansee, hao do ai put a pikshur in playse ov teh green thingee?
U needz a wierdpress account to does dat
Ohai rhsb
Cweenmj rote sum eggsaladent instrukshuns:
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
.
sry bout dem papyrs…
Ohhh Hope this werks!
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz
Go to cweenmj’s site! She haz a place – awn the left – ICHC halpers – two ov them – ai think, where she tellz ebreewun hao to do these things.
AI mite eben trai it! Taht wud bee teh funnee if ai akshulle cud!
Hewmin ankillz mawkz
Kittehz hoo needz foar 2 moov
arowndz. Dis iz WAR!
Kitteh canz standz upz
awn himz hynd legz summtymes, butz
itz juss NAWT t3h saym
Hewminz’ ankillz arz
verreh eezee 2 attakkz.
Hewminz nawtz knoez wye
Jack.
Heer heer!
Ly, yore BACK!!!
OOBARK shakes hiz…uh…thang?
Basement cat, get thee behind me.
Prepair to expeeriense
teh agony of de feet!
“teh agony of de feet!” punny!!!!
BUT TEH ALLIANCE!
Dis Remindes meh uv mah kitteh. she does teh same exacted thing.