Comments on: Rock hard abs

By: lol@julia

lol@julia — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:34:55 +0000

kitteh iz wantin 2 be a laydee.. watch yu dont gets too cold.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:09:15 +0000

iz nao minus 92 and holding (206 lbs) (well, i keep fighting with 2.5 lbs and bouncing back up to about 211-212)

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:25:27 +0000

Bery bery cyoot!!! I can’t beleef dat u getted so meny diffrent colors outta Spooky! Mama Nature iz wunnerful.
Congrats on ur noo bebehs, and congrats on ur minus 78 plus!

By: Harry

Harry — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:14:29 +0000

{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}} So sorry that you weren’t able to find him. I hope that someone else has taken him home to care for him. I know that you went far beyond what many people would have done to try to find him, and I am sure that when he was with you he received the best of care and love. He was a lucky kitty to have had you!

By: Harry

Harry — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:06:08 +0000

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By: Taya

Taya — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:04:45 +0000

Ooo yoo has noo pikchurs ov bebehs? Bebeh kittehs r so kyoot, wif dere liddle paws an liddle claws

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:05:27 +0000

Stoopy Weird press… I onlee postid once..

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:03:57 +0000

Oh noes.. leeza-b an nightshade an teh rest ov us gurls wud beez WOmanatees!!
Taht iz.. if wii wuz tees at awl… witch wii R nawt!!
Hmmm… nebbermind..

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:03:57 +0000

Oh noes.. leeza-b an nightshade an teh rest ov us gurls wud beez WOmanatees!!
Taht iz.. if wii wuz tees at awl… witch wii R nawt!!
Hmmm… nebbermind..

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:54:35 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{Midnightsdeer}}}}}}}}}}

We awl hoep he has jus founded a home wif sumwun else. Kittehs do dat sumtimes.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:42:12 +0000

Ai has alsew herded, “If God had intended us to go naked, we would have been born without any clothes on.”

Say whut?

By: luvscatsVA

luvscatsVA — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:23:37 +0000

Aahz- U mayd me laff til ai cried!! Thanks fur mayking mai dai!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:40:43 +0000

Az soon az ai stop laffing, ai willl say thank yoo Phillipe! Yoo are reeleei getting veree gud at finding teh sootable “bloo” mewsik!
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Oh- an mai ribbon had a big rosette awn it, too! Ai neerlee fell over laffing when ai saw it.
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But nao ai will awlwayz think ov it az mai fotot!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:22:19 +0000

oh, ai 4got. congashumalashuns fer teh fursty-place bloo ribbon. Maybe getting a bloo ribbon isn’t the same as getting yer name to turn bloo, but it might desurv sum moosical appreshiashun, so here yew goes — appropriately blooissh.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8Kah6vXsQ

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:19:46 +0000

*psssssssssssst, Janet*
yer prize-winning fotot … it’z nawt photoshoppeded is it? it’z nawt really a stachoo of an elolofant? jest czeching.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:10:35 +0000

Yoo ar tooooooo gud, lcb! Ai wud giv a lot to hav a brayne laik yurs. Must bee so fun to live in yur hed!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:07:50 +0000

A fotot is a foto that has just been tooked. Like a hyooman tot, it it isn’t fully developed yet.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:06:26 +0000

{{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}} i been tehre. iz teh hardest fing, not knowin wut happend! somtimes we find their’s erthly remayns, at leest tehn we kno, is hardest wen nebber find anyfing, like wif my tora-kitteh. 2 yeers, somtimes i still luk for him, or wunders if i shulda luked a little harder at furst, but him had a homeagain chip so if him wuz fownded by sumwun esle i wulda been notified wen tehy taked him to teh shelter or teh vet. i fink tehy knows we luvved tehm an didded owr bestest for tehm, an we will meet tehm at teh brij wun day.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:04:38 +0000

LOL!!! Ov corse “pester” iz “pewter.”

*sigh* Ai REELEE shud luk at what ai rote befoar ai post it.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:03:16 +0000

Purrhaps, cweenmj. Ai wud laik to, but – they ar REEL fotos – nawt awn mai pester. An ai dont hav a scanner (yet) an ai dont know hao to upload – if indeed that iz the rite wered – fotos eneway.

Ai know yoo cannawt reelee beleeve hao much ai dont know hao to do!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:01:01 +0000

Ummmm LOL! Yes! A “fotot” iz reelee a “foto!”
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Mai bad, but reelee faszt typing, let me show yoo it!
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An it maeded mee laff even moar becuz at furst ai typed ” A ‘fotot’ iz reelee a ‘fofo.”
Then ebreewun wud hav bin REELEE confoozled!

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:55:15 +0000

(whispers) whatz a “fotot”? iz pikchur?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:51:13 +0000

Wut wuz deh foto uv?
were did u taking it?
will u posting it soze wii kin lukking at it?
ink wiring mindz wanting 2 noez.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:43:04 +0000

Yoo are indeed applaudded! Ebree taim yoo com floating in in yur bubblol, ebreewun luks up, gasps in otter delite, an brakes out in applauz!
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Oh! Speeking ov applause – sort ov – ai gotted a FURST PLACE Bloo Ribbon fur a fotot a entered at ar Countee Faire! LOL! It was reelee moast surprizing. Ai did it just fur a free tikket to teh Faire!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:28:48 +0000

Az r I, shokinged adn applaudded.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:18:29 +0000

Cherree chonklit PI! May a trai it? ai didnt know there WUz such a thing!
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Fleep??? Ar yoo still heer? There’s Cherree Chonklit AND frsh apple PI!
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An Hai – The Craprture! Yoo wanna joyn us fur sum PI? NO calorieez awn ICHC, az yoo shurelee know!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:16:32 +0000

Ai R shokked N appauled.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:05:12 +0000

What??????? It izn’t reel???? Ar yoo SHUR????

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:52:20 +0000

as far as the Spooklets, that will be a future issue as they are not leaving my apt until they are weaned and ready to be separated from Spooky

George and Gracie were adopted from one neighbor and his tuxedo mama-kitteh by my next-door neighbor, so i see them all the time…the other three siblings of G & G are waaaaaaay up in the north part of town

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:36:27 +0000

ai am so sorry to hear that. {{{{midnightsdeer and midnight}}}

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:36:22 +0000

(Phillipe – yoo bedder just keep going! Awl ai can think ov is

“on hiz junger dotter doted” But it duzn’t fit wif the “T” LOL!1

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:31:44 +0000

*D-sidz 2 joyn teh funz*
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ofeelia shakz her thang*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:31:03 +0000

O midnightsdeer. YOo hav maed me crai! That iz so sad. But purrhaps sumwun has taken him in to their haus an he cant com hoam.
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But OH! ai know so well hao yoo feel. Wehn mai Florian, mai beloved hart kitteh, got lost, the awnlee thing ai cud think wuz that ai cud find him an save him.
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But he mite still com bak. It duz happen. But he shurlee awlso knows how much yoo luv him. {{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}} Ai am SOOO sorree.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:30:38 +0000

Quite fast wif teh zippo lighter Reely deadly cream pie fighter Seltzer botlol locked and loaded T ...

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:29:47 +0000

Ai iz tr-awwww-matiez, scardid 4 laif! O_O *faynt*

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:27:52 +0000

oh, and by the way, it’s photoshoppeded.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:27:18 +0000

Rock hard abs – 2 bad dey iz berrid unner a layer uv flab….

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:26:08 +0000

Awl Ai can sai iz “Ye gods an little feeshis”

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:25:01 +0000

ai so sorry.
{{{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}}}

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:24:52 +0000

frum teh Credit where Credit is Doo Dept. at d’Beaker Laboratories, we must s admitz to findin that pikshur on the intertubes. We didn’t think it up.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:23:39 +0000

Mary O! This iz reelee briliant! Brava! Bravissima!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:17:24 +0000

Awlwaiz happee 2 hep, Maus …
N I noez wat U meen wif da brayn werm — I haytz it win I noez wat sumfin iz but caynt fink uvvit…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:15:48 +0000

Liek I sedded beeloe — I nawt dat kreeaytiv. I seen da pitcherz uv deze laybulz n dey b 4 reel!!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:14:32 +0000

Maus, fer saying Maus. Nobody like him, n-e-where in teh haus. Occupied wif ebil plans Percherons at hims commands Q ...

By: Maus

Maus — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:11:11 +0000

Aahz: THANK YOU! I had a “WTF is that quote” brain worm.
*Whew*
I feel much better now…

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:11:02 +0000

Ifn u maded dat up, u iz teh win funneh! Ifn teh reel, den teh makors iz teh funneh! Bof uv doze r teh funneh. Teh lawlz iz protectud.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:07:25 +0000

Noe — I nawt dat kreeaytiv! Deze b reel — bleev it oar doan!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:07:02 +0000

Monty Python ref FTW!!!!!!! (Ai know – Captain Obvioius – but ai just had to say it! )

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:04:32 +0000

*sigh, let’z twy dat agin*
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FRONT of you in teh 5 itemz or less line wif elebentynine items.
Dunno if dey can’t read or kant kownt…

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:03:50 +0000

Ai haz a buk uv stoopie warnin labils. Iz funee. A-parent-lee, sum1 awt der must haz dun sum uv dis stufz or bean vyctim uv teh hawt coffeh. Mai favrit frum teh buk is dat awn teh insaid uv a pull-tawp lid uv liqwid raydiator seelint, it reedz “Dew nawt lick lid.” (Bawt iz nawt in lolspeekz.)