Rock hard abs
Rock hard abs Ur doin it wrong
wut? i haz bin followin mah new yearz resolushuns.
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Tummee buttonz!!!!
*Boop*
*Beep*
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Ow! I shoulda nown beddur…
LOL!
LOLZ!!!!
Ai wuz finkin nippuls.
kitteh duzzn’t look dat cold!
Cud being a mammah kitteh, noe?
speekin of mama kittehs, i has noo pikchers of Spooky and teh IttehBittehKittehCommitteh, along with new pikchers of mah nayburz kittehs at 4 months old nao.
Awwwwwwwww!!
O Mai CC Teh Crapture! Tehy ar so cyoot!
Andd the liddle pinkee feet and toesies!
Well dun, Spooky an hur liddle Spooklets! Do yoo get to see teh wuns adopted out nao and then again??
as far as the Spooklets, that will be a future issue as they are not leaving my apt until they are weaned and ready to be separated from Spooky
George and Gracie were adopted from one neighbor and his tuxedo mama-kitteh by my next-door neighbor, so i see them all the time…the other three siblings of G & G are waaaaaaay up in the north part of town
Ooo yoo has noo pikchurs ov bebehs? Bebeh kittehs r so kyoot, wif dere liddle paws an liddle claws
Bery bery cyoot!!! I can’t beleef dat u getted so meny diffrent colors outta Spooky! Mama Nature iz wunnerful.
Congrats on ur noo bebehs, and congrats on ur minus 78 plus!
iz nao minus 92 and holding (206 lbs) (well, i keep fighting with 2.5 lbs and bouncing back up to about 211-212)
Uh uh UH! Mussen thimk abaowt teh nastii partz!
Havyu siin teh “modest sunbathers” pic of two kittoonz with BIKINI TOPS? It’s so Qte!!!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, nightshayde! U b at da tawp uv da brayd! Duz U wanna sillybrayt? Ifn sew, haow?
Ai wantz tew go to Dizneeland!!! O – wayt… aiz doin dat on Wenzday.
Hao ‘bowt sum iced tea & um…. sumwun else pik teh dans, plz.
maibee som pilates to get doz rock hard abs
K den …
***porez sum gud koald Suthun sweet ayst tee***
***adz limmin slys awt tawp uv glas***
***dekuraytz wif liddul Mikee Maus eerz hat***
Heer U goez — injoi!
(frayz I caynt hep wif da pilotteez — I nawt can haz rok-hard abz)
yeh, for meself: abs of steel? no: abs of bronze? no; abs of plastic? mebbe.
Jello?
I don’t jiggle that bad……….yet
Sry. It was sorta in the progression…
*snert* although regression might work just as well.
N wat wood uh “Maytriks” ref b — proegreshun oar reegreshun?
Een mai familee, derz a 10-den-c 2 jiggle dat bad, bawt ai nawt dat bad yet. Yet.
how about: abs of transparent aluminum?
how do we know he didn’t invent the stuff?
Keebored??!? Haow kwaynt!
( I knew someone had to make the catch) huzzah!
*talks to maus azif to stubron child*
Computer…
Yes?
But have you forgetten my name, Mais Ouis?
don be sillee. hao cold i ferget chew, maus ?
yr teh maus frum:
maus And teh motorcyclol
Bhind teh wallz skweekin
at Cheers- where eberybodee noes yr naem
D…
Developing ebil tendincees
Eying teh nekkid dansers
Flaming peepuls pants
Gibin uz haplols,
Habin teh fun,
Inlisten teh ebil minyuns,
Jokez in kweschunabl tayste
Kitchen Meister
Lubbs hiz liddle dotter
M. . .
Maus, fer saying Maus.
Nobody like him, n-e-where in teh haus.
Occupied wif ebil plans
Percherons at hims commands
Q …
Quite fast wif teh zippo lighter
Reely deadly cream pie fighter
Seltzer botlol locked and loaded
T …
(Phillipe – yoo bedder just keep going! Awl ai can think ov is
“on hiz junger dotter doted” But it duzn’t fit wif the “T” LOL!1
frug
FTW!! Wut wud u liek fur drinksies adn dansies?
Ai gib her rum adn cocola.
“I’ve been using the ‘abs of floof’ video”
WIN!!1!
Mah kittehz must do dis, aifinkso!
Mebbe hard rok abz…
Status Quo du exorcise videos for kittehs?
Snatch the pebble from my belly…
B4 I klaw U…
*snatch*
*snatch*
*snatch*
*snatch*
*snatch*
*snatch*
*scratch*
Can’t count to 6, eh?
Can’t read, eh?
LOL! Hoist by ur own petard…..
Now, for DK:
*fangpu*
*fangpu*
*fangpu*
*fangpu*
*fangpu*
*fangpu*
*fpengpu*
How did that get out!
*Zzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiipp*
too late.
LCB has alreddy got pickshures.
Maus, The Exposรจ: Coming to a YooToob neer u!
That’s fast!
*burp*
But not fast enough…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX95daYgmdA
Naow dat waz fast!
nawt a bed uv roses.
Chek owt mai six pak!
I can haz siix pak tunacan?
Ai byed a tin uv tuna 2dai. It sez “Allergee warnin – kontaynes fish”
o noe! nawt deh fysh! :-O
Do dey fink shopperz aer stoopie…..
deh lolyrs, aifinkso!
der wuz da winnar of a stoopy warnin laybl contist, an it wuz a laybl fer a tractor dat sed “Warning! Avoid Death!” so too bad, sooey-sidle peeps…
Dat isunt stoopid. Death iz foreber being knocked down offen teh back ob Binky, hiz horse, by danjurus tractor dribing.
Wen Ai wus a teecher, mai colleegs an Ai – bean a bunch ob peddantik Inglish teechers – started klekting stoopy instrukshun/warninks labuls. Amungst teh wuns Ai amember wus –
“Best Eetun Ror” awn a bag ob satsoomahs
“Mai corse drouzeeness” awn sleepy tabs
An destrukshuns awn hou to unrap sweetees awn teh bak ob a bokss ob “Heros”!
Teh sad fing iz sumbuddy musta doen dese fings, wich cauzed teh compinees 2 haev teh warningz. Nd dese peeps r libing amung us nd voting. Scaree!!
an stanning Bhynd yu a teh chekowt in teh soopermarkit!
naw, dey be in FRONY of you!
*sigh, let’z twy dat agin*
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FRONT of you in teh 5 itemz or less line wif elebentynine items.
Dunno if dey can’t read or kant kownt…
Yis. ai relee du fink dey fink we stoopee. Dey du awl kines ub fingz traing tu fule us, moar munneez fur les ina pakij nd wai moar.
Hai Gma!! I saw Lady Monde last nite. Her wuz lukking gud in her spikee green shuuz!!
Ai haz a buk uv stoopie warnin labils. Iz funee. A-parent-lee, sum1 awt der must haz dun sum uv dis stufz or bean vyctim uv teh hawt coffeh. Mai favrit frum teh buk is dat awn teh insaid uv a pull-tawp lid uv liqwid raydiator seelint, it reedz “Dew nawt lick lid.” (Bawt iz nawt in lolspeekz.)
*hed desk*
*hed desk*
*hed desk*
*hed desk*
*hed desk*
*hed desk*
Tehre am sum peeps in teh world who duznt haz teh gud grasp of teh obvious, is true,,,mah Peenut Budder sez “Contaynz Peenut” az if , liek teh Spanish Inkwizishun, nobudy was spektin it.
An a bag uv wall nuts sez “contaynez nuts” – Well, Ai wud hoep it duz!
*gets bag from annipus, cuts owt warning labul, adn glews it on teh syde ob teh warning writer’s howse*
“WARNING: Contents may be dangerous to your health”
K naow — sintz we b tawkin bowt dum laybullz, heer r summa mai fayvritz:
(lolspeak off)
For a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body”
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On an iPod Shuffle — “Do not eat”
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On a Sears hair dryer — “Do not use while sleeping”
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On a fireplace log — “Caution: Risk of Fire”
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On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use”
(and WHAT other use might that be?)
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On a Husqvarna Chainsaw (this one’s good) — “Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals”
…
…
And my favorite:
On a Claymore anti-personnel mine — “Front — Toward Enemy”
*snerk*
… or a Claymore sword. Both can be dangerous if not used correctly…
“A Claymore — Ach, you’re a beauty!”
Ref? You have actually stumped me, Dan…
*Wanders off, dazed and confused*
Maus muss nawt b kumpleatlee awayk…
…
Star Trek — “Day of the Dove” — Scotty givin himz repoart frum da armeree ware awl da fayzurz bin ternded n2 soardz
didn’t Sulu end up with a rapier?
Diffrint eppysoad — dat wuz “Da Nekkid Tym” (wich seamz 2 b wat it iz heer rite naow… )
Aahz: THANK YOU! I had a “WTF is that quote” brain worm.
*Whew*
I feel much better now…
Awlwaiz happee 2 hep, Maus …
N I noez wat U meen wif da brayn werm — I haytz it win I noez wat sumfin iz but caynt fink uvvit…
*runz tword bak….
*wyle wundring y Aaahz iz consorting wif
*Claymore anit-personnel minez ….
*and how mennee he haz ….
*adn how far she needz 2 run….
puff, puff, run, run, puff, puff, run, run, puff, puff,
klapse.
aye’m wif yoo!!!!!
*gwabbiee pawz cweenmj & runz off pulling herz along*
Az long az wii b running, y not run by deh pi stall adn hab sum fresh pi? I think i b smelling a fresh apple pi.
onlee if 3.14159265… cumz in cherry, or chonklit. or cherryhonklit.
erm, cherryChonklit. i wuz in teh inbisibul zoan, sry.
OOooooo. deh cherry chokklit sowndz gud.
*Grabz Maus az him wanderz by dazed adn
*cunfussilated ..
Heer, hab sum pi.
*kwikly pokes maus so he collidez into pi *
* he getz it rite in teh mauf. adn wiskers. adn teh rest of himz*
*antz enter one by one. hurrah*
Cherree chonklit PI! May a trai it? ai didnt know there WUz such a thing!
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Fleep??? Ar yoo still heer? There’s Cherree Chonklit AND frsh apple PI!
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An Hai – The Craprture! Yoo wanna joyn us fur sum PI? NO calorieez awn ICHC, az yoo shurelee know!
Iz K, cween — I … um … herded it frumma frind … yeh, datz da tikit! I herded frumma frind!
…
Heerz sum moar:
(lolspeak off)
On a curling iron — “For external use only”
On another curling iron — “Warning: This product can burn eyes”
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On a Holmes BATHROOM heater — “This product is not to be used in bathrooms”
(Hmmm … where was it intended to be used?)
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On a product called “Rubber Band Shooter” — “Caution: Shoots rubber bands” (duh)
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On a laser pointer — “Do not look into laser with remaining eye”
(You must have done this before…)
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On a box of rat poison — “Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice”
(The rats thank you for your concern)
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On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets — “Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems”
A couple more and then I’ll stop:
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On a Sony Ericsson C1002S cell phone — “WARNING: Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner’s feeling is going to be bad. Let’s keep mobile manners.”
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On a clothing label from an American company that sells products in France — “Laver a la main a l’eau tiede. Savon doux. Etendre pour secher. Ne pas javelliser. Ne pas secher a la machine. Ne pas repasser. Nous sommes desoles que notre president soit un idiot. Nous n’avons pas vote pour lui.” (Yes, this is real! Translation: Hand wash in warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not machine dry. Do not iron. We are sorry that our President is an idiot. We did not vote for him.)
Ifn u maded dat up, u iz teh win funneh! Ifn teh reel, den teh makors iz teh funneh! Bof uv doze r teh funneh. Teh lawlz iz protectud.
Liek I sedded beeloe — I nawt dat kreeaytiv. I seen da pitcherz uv deze laybulz n dey b 4 reel!!
Aahz- U mayd me laff til ai cried!! Thanks fur mayking mai dai!!
U maed dat up. Didunt u????
Noe — I nawt dat kreeaytiv! Deze b reel — bleev it oar doan!
Awl Ai can sai iz “Ye gods an little feeshis”
Monty Python ref FTW!!!!!!!
(Ai know – Captain Obvioius – but ai just had to say it! )
Ai haz dem
u haz watz?
Rock hard abs – 2 bad dey iz berrid unner a layer uv flab….
Moov teh rox sew ai kin snorgle dat belleh!
*hans nightshayde teh snorgle snorkle*
Praps dey iz anti snorgle debisis
Woohoo! Luk at awl teh clothez on fyr!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*Sound of siren approaching*
*Ebil Maus rides up on a motorcycle, dressed in a police uniform*
Pull over young lady!
Give me your Thing-Shaking license and registration
Do you know you were shaking 100 in a 60 zone?
And do you have a license for that Zippo? Hmmmm?
u noe she’ll claym r-tisk-tik lysens!
wadda u meen pullovur, i fowt she wus nekkid?
an ifn shez nekkid, she not be havin noewere 2 putz teh lysense, nawt so?????
and if she haz a pullover, well she’s not sew nekkid, ackshully!
Why, certainly, officer.
*hands over licence to shake, with professional coverage for high-speed thang-shaking with Zippos*
Everything should be in order there.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Well… I’ll let you go with a warning this time. But be careful about high-speed shaking in a residential area. There are children around.
Um… that looks like fun. Mind if I join you?
*Strips off the police uniform*
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ebil Maus shakes his thang*
Take a chill-pill, Aahz…
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ebil Maus shakes his thang*
This IS fun…
*Handz Ebil Maus sum fuzzy green nikkerz*
*psi of releef*
fanx, o wize n benevolint cween.
kant think uv ennething wurse than ebil thang shaking.
Ai iz tr-awwww-matiez, scardid 4 laif! O_O *faynt*
how many he needz??? innywai…… hmmmmmmm
nebbermind, dont ask, dont tell
No thanks. Fuzzy green knickers are too Ebil even for me…
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ebil Maus shakes his thang*
This is addictive. I’m not sure I can stop.
*Looks at his feet*
How did those red toe shoes get there?
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
Apparently Nekkid Dansing causes DID flare-ups too…
*gigglol*
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
*D-sidz 2 joyn teh funz*
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ofeelia shakz her thang*
DID you mean to poast dis fr EM?
uh ohs….
take tehm off Maus! Wif a kwikness!
Oh, pretty shoes! Check out my stiletto heels.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
yep, one special set of flames, coming up.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
watch ur petard there, EM.
U dont wanna hurt ennyone.
too laet. mye mind’z eyez aer alreddy hurted !
*passes the brane bleech to sweetpea*
*after hazzing an extra larj treetment hurself*
*porez ober entire self*
fanx. i needed dat.
Isn’t it?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Hey, let’s get some pizza!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai hopes eberiwun heer noes taht tehyz nekkid.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
i hopes u noes dat sum peepz reeeeeeeeely shudn b nekkid!!!
noe, noe, noe, noe elebenty tymes noe!!!!!! i tellz ya!!!
heersa kwote frum a peep: “If God had intended us to go naked, he would have made our skin fit better.”
yeeeaaaaaaah……..
Ai liek it!!
so u sai eet is gods fault? yeeeehaaaaawww… dis means ai cans hab chokklit martoonies eben owtside ob da ichc… becus it will nawt be mai fault!
Mai skin fitz jest fyne. Iz whut iz s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d ober taht needz sum ajustin. But hae, weez n Cheezland ware ebereewun iz purrfekt, remembur?
Ai has alsew herded, “If God had intended us to go naked, we would have been born without any clothes on.”
Say whut?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
Dis seemz tew be addiktiv — an contayjus!
hoo u callin a manatee??
i toll u nawt wanna c mee nekkid!!!
Oh noes.. leeza-b an nightshade an teh rest ov us gurls wud beez WOmanatees!!
Taht iz.. if wii wuz tees at awl… witch wii R nawt!!
Hmmm… nebbermind..
Oh noes.. leeza-b an nightshade an teh rest ov us gurls wud beez WOmanatees!!
Taht iz.. if wii wuz tees at awl… witch wii R nawt!!
Hmmm… nebbermind..
Stoopy Weird press… I onlee postid once..
Hay nao — aiz nawt DAT big!
i nawt meenz u, i menz mee!!!!
:blush: iz goin 2 stan inna cornur naow…
i nawt meenin 2 b mean
iz sowwy
*puts Africat in a rownd room*
okays. now go stands in the cornur.
otay… i jes sitz heer wiv mai paws over mai eyes sobbin piteously sobs, sobs, sobs…
*snerk*
sobs, sobs, sobs, sobs, cryin, hiccupin, gaspin, howlin wiv teh grief an teh mortification…
Ther ther, AfriCat. Itz awl ok. Wii noez nao yew did nawt meen tew be insultin ennywun. Doan cry!!!
fank u!!!, hic, sob, sniff… i goes sleepy naow, nite-nite.
Is u ok now?
*hands Africat a 50 p towl*
yesh, fanks, sniff, *parp* -blows noze-
g’nite.
Africat supryzis yoo
bai fyndin da corner.
(an dansin nekkid innit
)
fresh frum mais oui
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1771423
stoled disborrowed dis frum Prof. d/Beaker’s storaj rum.I wuz in teh MOS liberry/Lituh racy reeding ruum adn twyin to figger owt hao to akwire teh eyetem & teh onlee wae to get it past Igor & transpoart it to my paje (i fink) was to use teh LOL bilder.
*sudden relvelashun
[ummm, wuz dat a sting operashun to
ketchup wif ebil pikshur burglerz?
seemz like you may can haz set me up by tellin me hao to do dat?)
INSTANT FAVORITE FTW!
@@@@@ x Elebenty!
Mary O! This iz reelee briliant! Brava! Bravissima!
frum teh Credit where Credit is Doo Dept. at d’Beaker Laboratories, we must s admitz to findin that pikshur on the intertubes. We didn’t think it up.
oh, and by the way, it’s photoshoppeded.
What???????
It izn’t reel???? Ar yoo SHUR????
Az r I, shokinged adn applaudded.
Yoo are indeed applaudded! Ebree taim yoo com floating in in yur bubblol, ebreewun luks up, gasps in otter delite, an brakes out in applauz!
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Oh! Speeking ov applause – sort ov – ai gotted a FURST PLACE Bloo Ribbon fur a fotot a entered at ar Countee Faire! LOL! It was reelee moast surprizing. Ai did it just fur a free tikket to teh Faire!
Wut wuz deh foto uv?
were did u taking it?
will u posting it soze wii kin lukking at it?
ink wiring mindz wanting 2 noez.
(whispers) whatz a “fotot”? iz pikchur?
Ummmm LOL! Yes! A “fotot” iz reelee a “foto!”
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Mai bad, but reelee faszt typing, let me show yoo it!
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An it maeded mee laff even moar becuz at furst ai typed ” A ‘fotot’ iz reelee a ‘fofo.”
Then ebreewun wud hav bin REELEE confoozled!
Purrhaps, cweenmj. Ai wud laik to, but – they ar REEL fotos – nawt awn mai pester. An ai dont hav a scanner (yet) an ai dont know hao to upload – if indeed that iz the rite wered – fotos eneway.
LOL!!! Ov corse “pester” iz “pewter.”
*sigh* Ai REELEE shud luk at what ai rote befoar ai post it.
A fotot is a foto that has just been tooked. Like a hyooman tot, it it isn’t fully developed yet.
Yoo ar tooooooo gud, lcb! Ai wud giv a lot to hav a brayne laik yurs. Must bee so fun to live in yur hed!
*psssssssssssst, Janet*
yer prize-winning fotot … it’z nawt photoshoppeded is it? it’z nawt really a stachoo of an elolofant? jest czeching.
oh, ai 4got. congashumalashuns fer teh fursty-place bloo ribbon. Maybe getting a bloo ribbon isn’t the same as getting yer name to turn bloo, but it might desurv sum moosical appreshiashun, so here yew goes — appropriately blooissh.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8Kah6vXsQ
Az soon az ai stop laffing, ai willl say thank yoo Phillipe! Yoo are reeleei getting veree gud at finding teh sootable “bloo” mewsik!
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Oh- an mai ribbon had a big rosette awn it, too! Ai neerlee fell over laffing when ai saw it.
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But nao ai will awlwayz think ov it az mai fotot!
ROFLMAO!!! OMCC — datz a gud wun!!!
Yup yup – datz bin favritted.
eep! nao yu telz meh!
spa kitteh showz off herz floofee belleh
hawt stone therapee Alines kittehs chakraz
http://www.equilibriumholistics.co.uk/images/hot%20stone.JPG
http://www.welljoy.nl/massages/chakra_massage.jpg
adn itz werkin 4 her !!
http://www.animalblessings.net/myPictures/cat%20chakra%201.jpg
http://www.chionline.com/images/cat%20in%20mirror.jpg
rock on, kitteh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_mzadEFuP4
Phat kat, rock and roll
Rock on, ooh, my soul
Hey kat, floofy too, oh ya
Hey shout, summertime blues
Nomz on da strings o my blue suede shoes
Hey kat , rock and roll, rock on
And where do we go from here
Which is the way that’s clear
Still teazin dat floofy, feline kween
Pointiest endz I ever seen
See her nom all da sawsaj made by Jimmy Dean
(James Dean-ekko)
dat wuz a good song, in its dai.
taht luks like a eksirsize rooteen i kan stik wif… lay on bak, hab sumwun put pebbles on my belleh… mebbee haz teh fan on an a nice cold dye-yut soda…
OHai! So ai wanns ta gib updad on mah Midnight. it ben a monf an he nawt coem hoem, so ai fraid he got to wate fur meh at dah bridj. Ai mizz hem bery mush but ai prowmiz dat ai coem fur him soon az ai can! An ai vewy sowwe ai nawt can fin wear he iz soon enouf tu sabes him.
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ai wansa fank aw mah cheezfriens what halp me frough hardtiems, gibs meh lovse, advices and awwws.
I really do appreciate the understanding, advice and affection shown by my cheezfriends. I know it seems silly to people who don’t have pets and/or get on boards like this, but honestly you all helped in a significant way. THANK YOU!!
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ai so sorry.
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O midnightsdeer. YOo hav maed me crai!
That iz so sad. But purrhaps sumwun has taken him in to their haus an he cant com hoam.
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But OH! ai know so well hao yoo feel. Wehn mai Florian, mai beloved hart kitteh, got lost, the awnlee thing ai cud think wuz that ai cud find him an save him.
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But he mite still com bak. It duz happen. But he shurlee awlso knows how much yoo luv him. {{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}} Ai am SOOO sorree.
ai am so sorry to hear that. {{{{midnightsdeer and midnight}}}
{{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}} i been tehre. iz teh hardest fing, not knowin wut happend! somtimes we find their’s erthly remayns, at leest tehn we kno, is hardest wen nebber find anyfing, like wif my tora-kitteh. 2 yeers, somtimes i still luk for him, or wunders if i shulda luked a little harder at furst, but him had a homeagain chip so if him wuz fownded by sumwun esle i wulda been notified wen tehy taked him to teh shelter or teh vet. i fink tehy knows we luvved tehm an didded owr bestest for tehm, an we will meet tehm at teh brij wun day.
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We awl hoep he has jus founded a home wif sumwun else. Kittehs do dat sumtimes.
{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}} So sorry that you weren’t able to find him. I hope that someone else has taken him home to care for him. I know that you went far beyond what many people would have done to try to find him, and I am sure that when he was with you he received the best of care and love. He was a lucky kitty to have had you!
luks liek dat kitteh haz a modistee.
Unlike awl deh nekkid danserz rownd heer.
No wunder I likez kittehz bedder dan peepz!!
O, hay guise! OT, but does u rember when I axed u all a while ago about whut strenth reeding glasses u wares? And u wanted to knoes why? Well, click on my name and u’ll see why. kthxbuydotcom
(Plz rember not to forget coopon code “CHZ” for 10 percents off anything in teh stoar)
ai lubz teh cyoot styles……….. but wair am teh shades, man? ai meen wimmen
I can stock those too. Would u really buys them from me?
{{{{{LCB]]]]]Aii nedez purskripshun wich yu problee cant du. sry
No, I doesn’t has room in my condo for teh lenz-grindifying equipments. But I sell lotsa herbal remedies for people and pets; mabye u might find something there that u might want to buy elebenty dozens of?
fank u fer de biiiig pics ov de reeding glasses! wii whu needz dem needz to cee dem.
Ur welcom. U can still click on teh little picture to see a big pop-up that is biggerer than the bigger picture I put on each page.
My office mate buyed a pair of teh black checkered ones. They look SO cute on her! We hadded a meeting on Friday and I kept looking at her just to admire her glasses.
OHai! So ai wanns ta gib updad on mah Midnight. it ben a monf an he nawt coem hoem, so ai fraid he got to wate fur meh at dah bridj. Ai mizz hem bery mush but ai prowmiz dat ai coem fur him soon az ai can! An ai vewy sowwe ai nawt can fin wear he iz soon enouf tu sabes him.ai wansa fank aw mah cheezfriens what halp me frough hardtiems, gibs meh lovse, advices and awwws.
I really do appreciate the understanding, advice and affection shown by my cheezfriends. I know it seems silly to people who don’t have pets and/or get on boards like this, but honestly you all helped in a significant way.
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Hugs back to u and ur Midnight.
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ai still hopes teh best 4 u adn ur midnight.
me 2.
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I haz seded it bfer, adn I’ll saying it agin….. Cheezfrenz r deh best frenz. Dey awlwayz b dere 4 u, wevver u haz deh happee oar deh sad. If u haz a smile 2 share oar needz a smile; sumwun b heer 4 u.
lolz taht be funni
kitteh iz wantin 2 be a laydee.. watch yu dont gets too cold.