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Cheezburger Network Blog
Kitteh is like scooter: 2 tired.
LCB congo-rats on NS….wat can we doo fer yoo?
Ai noes whut 2 do!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
LY!!!!!!
Ohai, Oobark!
Hai, bootymous, gorgemous, seksy Ly! :*
Wal, isent yu swiit!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Hao ewe to=knight?
Ai shud be sleapin. Is 3 am heer, an Ai has to go owt wif MIL tomoro..
Yu?
Ewe in TTI? *MIL*??? DAM (sed teh beever), MOAR prufe awl teh best r taken!
Hao r eye? Hao r eye? Well, let meh put it tihs wai: Sum have firlgrendz/wyvez. Ai haz a Zeus kitteh.
Aiz in Skotland.
Kittehs am sumtyms bedder tahn wyves oar hubbehs.
ooooooooops…uv coarse…ai redded yore pro-file…Scotland! mai aplol…appl…ai berry, berry sawry foar furgetting. It’z wut ai dew; ai furget.
BRAYVEHART! FREEDOOOOOOOM!!!!!
Az fur teh uvver stuff ai sed, ai aplologize a-gen…didddddddddn’t meen tew wine.
Az fur kittehz, well…noa commint.
Keep shakin’ yoar thang, an’ dancin’, an’ ai’ll be a…uh…fan (see lol abaot fanz.)
SHMOO!!!
Red pozt tuu fast, and saw “BRAYVEHART! SHMOO!!!”
Sweetsnesses.
…and…r’nt yoo suppozed tew bee sleeping??? Go to bed!!!!
to-knight, eben
Well, lessee… U could…
Alphabetize my spice rack
Borrow a gallon of gas from teh naybors
Comb and re-floofify my kittehs
Drinks, bring me them
E…
Exercise the kittehs
Find sum cyoot fotots
Giv hur shumthing shineeee
H. . .
Empty your closet and “donate” items bak to teh ‘riginal owner.
Figgur owt how to keep teh ‘riginal owner wif teh items instead ov dem getting bak into ur closet.
Gib ur iPawd to teh Deff Chilrens u read to.
H…
Halp yerself to shinee fingz on LCB’s behaff
Inbestigayte teh disuppeerunce uv watchez
Jus taek sum stuff sew yew kin…
Luk at it in teh lite
M…
Maek fish & chips
Nekkid dansdansdans
Organise a nekkid dans
Prepare fer a nekkid dans
Quantify a nekkid dans
Referee a nekkid dans
Shake your thang
T…
Taek bak teh tihngs LCB has borrowed
Updaet lists of tihngs fer noe reesin whatsoeber
Villagers, greet and then ransak hoems tehreof
Wiep teh smile off yer fayce
X-ray LCB to see wot she mite haev taekn
Youf – lost, reclayme
Zebras – teese for not being kittehs
Yay kimkiwi! Yoo finished teh liszt in a bravura style!
Aw shuckeroonies.
Tahnk yew JCH4K.
*hieds face cos is blushing at teh compli… komply… niec tihng wot Janet sed*
But it wuz reelee gud! Ai just luv a reelee strong ending fur a liszt! Sorta of laik in a variety show, where teh last act iz nermallee the “BEEG FINISH” wif lotsof flashy lites and dansers wif ohai kiks.
*Basking in a pool of light from Janet’s kind words*
Tahnk yew so mutch. Ai always get a smiel and a giglol wehn ai read yore comentz, so glad ai cud return teh favour.
Or da Gwan Finahleee ob da fyrworks! Yay KK!
LOL! I luv dat “Youf – lost, reclayme”
Ai orlwayz lieks to get in tutch wib mai innuh chyld – iz teh onlee chyld yew can tutch tehse days.
iz nefer two late fur a happinous chilehood!
*agreez heartily wif mugglemary and nods vigos … vick … a lot*
re-floof-ify? Izn’t taht wut teh cloze dryer iz fore?
But Qter. MUSH QTER!!!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*
Saeftee nawt sekkund, kitteh!
Then thurd? Cheezburgerz must be furst, rite?
an leev traynin weels on
U gots to taek dem off sumtiem, but dis waz nawt teh rite day.
*Snert*
Kitteh winz raic bai a whisker!!
Frens don’t lets frens drive ‘nipped
Kitteh needs us to pimp hiz ryde.
Con grad ulay shuns LCB an NS! yu be berry fastie taipin.
Praktis, praktis, praktis.
Teh quick cat burglar jumps over teh lazy dogs.
Now is teh time for all good men to come to teh aid of their lolcats.
All work and no play makes LCB a dull girl.
Ai hazza feelin yew hazzint bin a dull girl in kwite sum tiem (an noe – aiz NAWT sayin yer old).
Is u implying that I does not work hard? Is that whut u is saying?
Ob corse nawt.
Eberybuddy knows dat basement burglaring iz hard work.
Fur teh record, dat iz in no wai a refrence to basement cat.
Ai iz sayin dat yer a fabyoolusslee entertaynin gal!!!
*wandurs awai mutterin… *
Sum kittehz jus kint taek a compliment.
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… (Ooooh – dots)
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Ai’m kwite shur she CAN taek a compliment, akshullee. Becuz she can taek just about enething! At leest – out into the lite!
*gigglol*
Ai akshullee had dat thot az ai wuz typin.
Awl plai nd no wurk maikz LCB — unemploid. But at leest nawt dul!
absence meaks teh heart gro fonder
cant please allda peeps all da time
a stitch in tyme saves nine
lots more fish inna sea
A berd in teh hand is a big mess.
Boiling never happens when u is watching teh pot.
Chillrens should be seen and not herded.
Donut look a gift hors in teh mouf. Or anywhare else.
E…
Ennyfing yew kin do, ai kin do bettuh
Fall, pried goeth befor a
Genius is 1% insparayshun and 99% persparayshun
H…
He whut laffs last diddent get teh joke.
Imitation is teh sincerest form of being lazy.
Journey of 1000 miles begins wif being put in a carrier.
K…
Klenliness is neckst to godliness but only in teh Irish dikshunree
Laff and teh werld laffs wib yew, krai and yew krai alone cos nowun lieks a kraibebbeh
Money kant bai yew happitaylness, but it halpz
Nebber bin huert, luv liek you’ve
Orlways be lookingz on teh brite syde of lief
P…
Proof is in teh pudding. Whut kine recipe did u use?
Quality of mercy is not strained. It’s all lumpy.
Row ur own hoe.
S…
Stitch in tiem sabes nuffink – tiem kant be stitched (just aks Stephen Hawking)
Tehre’s mennee a gud tune bin playd on a old fiddul
U kint orlways get wot yew wantz
Village to raise a chyld, it taeks a (unless teh chyld iz big brat, in wich cayse teh vllaegrs donut kare)
W…
When teh going gets tuff, teh tuff secretly wants their mommehs.
X me no questions, I’ll L u no lies.
Yoot is wasted on teh wasted yoots.
Zig when they expect u to zag and u won’t get axed to perform in teh next Lolympics opening ceremony.
*vigorous applause from the audience as the judges scores for this list are announced … *
that score is going to be hard to beat for the medal. win!!!
Yew is gud, LCB. I taeks mai hat off to yew.
U is a werthy upponent. I takes of my… well… if I was waring something I’d take it off to u.
Tanhks for orlways maeking me laff out loud. Wich duz maek my twerkmaytes tihnk ai has a big strange.
And they thinked u was normal before?
Ai pretendid real well fore a wile. Tehn ai caem into twerk and meeted dem orl. So, ai gess ‘noes’ wud be teh kurreckt answuh tehre.
Luved dis list1!!!!!!!!!
On that note, I has to go beddy-byes. I’m tired from all teh skritches gived to my Esme and my Liam. They say: “kthxmoar!”
Thx, JAJEH! It does indeed take 2 to tanglol.
100 Proof in deh pudding iz bestest!
Halp, ai’ve fallen an… o yoo noes trh rest.
ROFL! I was trying to explain the humour of that to some non-Americans. They didn’t get it.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
Nekkid dansin prolly needz less splaining.
Taht’s troo.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
LOL! prolly duzz. An yoo don wanna see mee doin dat nekkid dans.
I duzzn’t wanna b seeing ly nekkid dansing, eezzer.
I’d b embare~est 2 b seen dansin nekkid if I lukked like dat.
Wel, fien. Kloze yer eyez, tehn.
*sniff*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*sob*
*handz Ly a tishoo*
Noe cryin, Ly! Yew iz byooteeful & derez nuffin rong wif displayin dat fur uvvurz! Iffin shakin yer thang maekz yew happee, den yew jus shaek shaek shaek!
An u haz stamina! 24 hours of shaekin an u can still be life of birfdae parties!
Yew kud get sum tyz from teh Tybooteek — den yew kud do dis:
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
Strateejiklee-plaesd silk tyz kin do wundurrs.
We iz orl bewtimus here in Cheezburgerland.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*KK shaeks her tihng*
Yah, is troo.
Ennywaes, Ai useta get paed fer dansin nekkid.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*claps floofee pawz fur Ly*
Yew goe, Gurl!
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
Heh, wal, tehre wuzent enny odder jawbs. Eben McDonalds weren’t hyring.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Sew Ai nekkid dansed. Taht’s ware Ai lernd to shaek mai thang.
ohai nightshayde, Ly, an kimikiwi.
ai iz layte!!1!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*lk shakes her thang*
Ohai, Lindykat!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Welkum to teh nekkid dansdansdans!
glad iz nawt too layte, Ly!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*lindykat shakes her thang*
R all da clofs still burning frum da fier today?
Ai got heer aftur teh fier — so ai *carefullee* hid mah clothingz awai. Ai haz mah favrit capreepantz today & ai duzzint want dem burnded. Ly wuz kind enuf to giv meh a purplol silkee scarf sew ai kud be nawtkwite nekkid.
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shaekz her thang*
Purplol? I lurves purplol! Lemme see!
*grabs NS’s purplol scarf, runsawayfast*
*NS spins aroundandaroundandaroundandaround*
Nuuooooooooh! Datz tiedawn tite!!!
…
OW!!!
*staerz at LCB*
*tugz bak*
*lets go of scarf, NS falls backwards into swimmingpool*
LCB, ifn yu wunts a skarf, Ai wil gib yu wun!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Well, I was mostly trying to see if I could spin NS around reel fast, but if ur giving those scarfs away I’d like one plz. kthxsomethingsparklywouldbenice
Heer’s a bloo an silber sparklee skarf.
*hands LCB bloo silber sparklee skarf*
An Ai still can has Maus’s Zippo, soes he wil nawt burn it!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*blub*
Oooh! Shiny!
I better move away from teh swimingpool. Somebuddy’s splashing around a lot in there I wouldn’t wanna get my noo scarf wet.
Hmph. Sins ai haz bin sew ROODLEE tost into teh pool…
*nekkid waddurballay*
*NS shaekz her thang in teh waddur*
O hay, guise. Has anybuddy seed my pet purranna fish? I think I leaved it in teh swimmingpool.
that ’splains teh nomnomnom sound from teh pool.
*jumpz into teh pool to saev nightshayde*
Maaaaaam!!!! LCB iz tryin ta kill meh!!!
Hey – luk! Teh purrana fish wantz to do sinkronized swimmin wif meh! Hur sez teh purranaz is misunderstood. LOLCATS is frendz – nawt fud!
*nekkid waddurballay wif …. a purrana fish!*
*NS & teh purrana shaekz der thangz underwaddur*
*pulls nightshayde frum teh pool.*
Tehre tehre nightsahyde, yew is saef now. I wrapp yew up in tihs niec (non-sparkly) purplol floofee blankie – see it matchiz yore skarf – and giev yew snorgles.
Tehn Ai goes findz LCB and haz werds wib her.
*Ly takes teh purrana owt ob teh pool an tossez it into teh akwaryum*
LCB, taht purrana needz a baff! Iz awl cobberd in glittur!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Whut? Whut did I do?
I only brang my purranna fish today because I was worried about it. I thinks it has teh bullimia. It eats a hole bull but then throws it back up later.
Sheesh. But look how nicely it danced wif NS! I thnk we has inventified a new lolympic sport.
Fanks, KK.
Ai noe kin haz waddurballay wif teh fishee?
*waevz gudbai to teh fishee*
Thx, Ly. I think it looks nice all sparkly! It will be a nice touch when my purranna and NS does their synchronized nakey waterballay.
Rember: All that glitters is not cod.
Scarified swimmingz is not a limpik sport.
Absquatulate, obstreporous, malapropism, nicturation.
Tehre iz teh werdz ai sed ai wud hab witchew LCB
Heer, ai halp protict u frum LCB, Nightshayde. U stai heer adn wii kin nekkid dans togever! *nekkid dansdansdans adn shakin uv thang*
Wii kin do dis in teh waddur sins teh fishee is owt?
*divez intew teh pool – teh pool wif NO FISHEEZ*
*nekkid waddurballay*
*NS shaekz her thang in teh waddur*
An ai halp Opheliacat, Nightshayde.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*lk shakes her thang*
Lets go to teh Turtlo Pond! Fishies, an turtlols, an froggies, an duks, an a fresh-waddur lolrus!
*dives into teh Turtlol Pond*
Oohhh, is nise in heer!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang unner waddur*
Off we go. Ai’ll be rite dere.
*nekkid dansdanswhoOPSPLAT*
*lindykat slips on da algee*
*Lindykat looks doun.*
Whi ai all green?
*algeed dansdansdans*
*lk shakes her greeny self*
Ohai lindykat and Lyanthya!!
iz it just meh or iz eberyone shaking dier thang today??
Lyanthya burned all the cloes, remember.
An it iz hot. An Iz green.
o ya!!
i remember!!
*whispurrs*
if uz see dat thread, i halped her burnin da clothes!!
*ebil laugh*
KK, uz rite!
Yay, naow ai kin nekkid dans an not skeer naybers!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*2minions shaeks her thang*
*2minions oberestimaetz siez ov room,
or unnerestimaetz siez of thang*
*thang hitz wall*
*pichers all fall donw*
*Bigger Minion luks disapprovin*
*Little Minion runs awae*
Or mebbe nawt.
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shaekz her thang*
Is oteh! Shaek teh howse doun!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Bringing down da howse!
*lk shakes her thang*
itz a brik (doot doot doo doo) howse…
whew! i is glad dat ebrybawdee is bootyful in cheezland, or else id be mberesd 2 do dis:
*cumpleteely nekkid dansdansdansdans!
Iz tew HAWT tew ryde todai.
LOL rider LOLs a liddle slower.
Take a liddle trip, take a liddle trip,
Oops, u went and flipped, kitteh
LCB — hao is Esme doin? Hao is Liam doin? Ennymoar kyoot videyohz?
Heh. When I readed this, Esme came over and sat on my lap for a minute. I think she was saying “O hai, Ant NS. I is doing mostly ok. I don’t nom my food up quite as much as before my chemo a few weeks ago, but I still scold my mommeh if she doesn’t serve it fast enough. Also, Liam is a pest.”
No moar videos yet. I really truly has been working hard (both at work and at home) and haven’t had a chance to get stuff uploaded.
Aww – yew & Esme jus got meh awl teeree-eyed (inna gud way). Dat givs meh a happee (dat ai is Ant NS
). Plz to be skritchin boaf kittehz behind teh eerz fur meh!
Hmph… that wuz spozedtu be (dat ai is Ant NS
). Nao ai noez ai hazta put in a extra spaec.
I just gived Liam his skritches. He says “Thx, Ant NS! Moar plz.”
Hai! Wud yoo pleeze giv Liam sum skritches frum mee too, pleez?? He iz such a sweeet kitteh. an there can hardlee eber bee to menee skritches!
Ai wuz givvin mah Timmy a tummy-rub lasnite & himz diddint wantz meh to stop. Wuz teh longest tummy-rub evar, aifinkso. Himz getz a chant when himz getz a tummy-rub:
*Timmy-tummy Timmy-tummy OY OY OY*
*Timmy-tummy Timmy-tummy OY OY OY*
*Fuzzy-wuzzy belly of a purry furry boy*
*Timmy-tummy Timmy-tummy OY OY OY*
Mah 4.5 yeer-old hyoomin kitteh joinz in fur teh chantin nao.
Ok, I will. It will has to be a little later. He is lounging acrost my foots at teh moment wif his skritch area facing away from me.
Awww – himz keepin yer feetz warm! Such a niec kitteh.
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OK — tiem fur meh to go hoam. Yippee!!! Ebbreewun haz a lubberly whatever-time-of-day-it-is-for-you nao!
Nitenite. Don’t ferget to puts ur clothes back on before you go back to IRL.
Skritches for Esme and Liam from me and Buddy too plzkthxbai
lo rider
Oh, dat’s gonna leebe a mark.
Yes… next morning u will see a cholk outline in the shape of a skooter and in teh shape of a kitteh.
O Hai, Romeow — hao iz yew & HappyCat & yer uvver kittehz?
HappyCat is happy and owt wif teh rest of teh kittehs.
Still lots ov hisses and growls (from teh odder kittehs), but fings cud b a lot worse.
Yeah. It could be raining.
Hooray fer HappyCat!!1!
an rain…dat would be a gud fing heer. weer gettin dri
I was quoting teh “Blazing Saddlols” for teh second time today.
But mebbe teh nakey dancers could does a rain dance for u.
D’oh! I mean I was quoting teh Lol Brooks for teh second time.
Whares those drinks u guise was gonna bring me?
*pours LCB a Lemontini wif shoogar on teh rim uv teh glass*
Da cheezburgers, “Blazing Saddles” nawt sekkund tiem. Iz just layte tonight on pics.
kitteh fel asweep adda… hanulbarr?
Neber falls asweep atta bar or a frat partee.
vewy twoo. o else u mite nd up doin da nekkid dansdansdans!
Or wit partz painted bloo, or with no ibrowse, or wit da mitt in pan ob wurm watr, or, or…
My misspent yut, let me showz u it.
Alwheeze ware ur helmut, cuZ u nebber nao wen sumtin liek dis cud happun.
And, ware cleen unnerwares.
Romeow! this iz moar important taht yoo cud pawssiblee know!
Oh Rly?
How do YOU kno dat, Miss Janet?
Ai will tell yoo sumtaim. But it did nawt happen to mee – an it iz a sad storee. Bit ai suz there. Duz maek yoo rethink yur unnerwares habits!
*goes to put on better unnerwares*
If yoo ar at hoam, yoo can still ware . . .hmmm LOL! TMi, ai think!
Teh fing is, taht ifn u haz a rek an gits hurted, an u goes tu teh horspitl, tehy wil cuts orf ur unrware aneeways, so reelee is betir to ware ur unrwaer wif teh stains an holes, thus savink ur gud unirwair fur a betier tiem.
But whut about teh horspital peeps whut has to do teh cutting off?
Won’t somebuddy plz think of teh underware cutter-offers?
Ryte own teh monyeee, lcb! Ize ER nurs. Ohmie teh unnerwears storeez Ize culd tell. But, no whut???? Nebber embairess nobuddy. Jes cut themz undeez off adn ax lyke no big deel. We doo dis fur Tommie Crooz, eben cuz wunce u in mie ED yooz awl respeketed now madder wut. Iz mie big rool as charz nurs, all peeps getz ou r luv. wurks owt preddy good.
That’s vry commendubble of u, ericabird!
We will now show our admiration 4 u by giving u a 21-thong salute!
LOL tiems elebenty!
woot woot issa same in kanada . awl peeps is treated teh same
U means teh wimmens has their prostates checked and teh mens gotta get in tteh stirrups?
Note to self: Never gets sick in teh Canadia.
u check yer wimmens fur prostates?
No, U does. Doesn’t u?
Yud tink deyz eezier tu cut if old wid holes.
Cuts onna dotted lines.
Nawt onna solid lines.
Refrain frum enny ideas ov scratch and sniff.
LOL!
So — yew shud oanlee ware yer gud unnerwarez wen yew noez yer nawt gonna be inna axident? Oar yew shud oanlee ware yer … um … less pristeen undiez wen yew noez yew R gonna be inna axident?
well, an axsident cud wreck ur unnerware, so wai wud u wanna ware ur best?
Bud diz kitteh’s unnerwares r fine frum wad ai ken see, aifinkso.
yu moma brung yu up rite.
mai moma still byes me nu underware all ov da tiem. Ai haz a drawer ful…no wholes.
udder dan de wons sposed tew be dere.
An wen ai sez alwheeze, ai meenz ALWHEEZE! Tu bed – u cud fahl out. Tu de batroom, in caese u trip…..ALWHEEZE!!!!
o noes! invisabl bik crash is rel nao!
Yalweez tink iz gonna happun tu sum udder kitteh, naut tu u.
Oh JAJEH! Yoo must maed mee reelee laff! Thanks!
Outta noware, teh goggie ran rite owt in front ov meh.
I neber seed hims coming.
He prolly neber seed meh coming eber.
Romeooooooooow!!!!!!!!
Hooooooo…Hooooooo…
Don’ needs a hem-leh!
Dey luk KUHL!!! wad culur u liek?
Por kitteh – bik safte be bery bery important
Uh, don’t forget the training wheels next time.
Ai think dere waz hit-an-run heer..where is Ebil Maus??
goota tell u, tho, unneerwers worn bie peeps who was spectin nobuddies to see em can be epic pleh, pleh. Bleev mie, cheezfrenz.
*snurt* an dat is de origin of teh sayin wear clean unnerwears when u leeb tah house cause u nebber know.
wut if der is noe unnrwarez ne wae? o_O
Ai haz seen dat too- surprizez me how manee peeps liek to “go commando”
Troof b told…and since iz late and nobuddy will eber see dis…I tells u dat yeers ago, I hadda bad aksident and waz warin a one piece thingy (nawt a thongy) fur sports, dat u didn’t hab to wear unnerwares unner.
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Wen I finally woked up inna few days, I waz nekkid unner mah horspital gown. Nawt so grate akshully.
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Butts, wif awl teh injurees, mah lack ov unnerpants reely didn’t bovver meh. I member finking…I can has unnerwares? Den nawt caring much bout it.
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Awl better nao, and I gots noo unnerwares. Don’t ya juss lub a happee ending?
An THAT iz a reelee grate finish to teh diskusshun! An. . .ai . . .hmmmm. It uwz gud, ai think, that we had thiz liddle tawk! Ai go nao to bai sum stock in an unnerware manufakchurere. Doo we still hav sum in this coutnree???
*head skritch* sae wut, nao? i r cormfyoosd.
o. nvm. i wus havin a brane fart. as upossd tew a Brain fats, wich wud go moar liek:
Are you thinking what I’m thinking, pinky?
Yeah, brain,but how are we gonna get the antelopes in the tutus?
umm,, i meant a Brain fart. dunno wear “fats” caim frm…
Teh fats caim frm awl teh choklit ai’ve eeten. At leest ai fink dat is where mai fats caim frum.
Den they shud thank you fur cuttin them off!! Gud excyuse to get new wunz!
Dis goes up under ericabird-stoopy werp press!
Are you going to kiss the kitteh’s boo-boos and make them all better?
ewkae, nao i IZ cormfyoosd.
Oh noez. Deez trajideez hapin awl teh tiem nao. Iz sew trajik 2 c teh kittehs git teh ow-b-ded-ness frum teh sensliss incydintz wen dey ryd teh baiks.
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Pair-ants, pleez tak 2 ur kittehs abowt teh baiks. U no wantin ur kittehs 2 wynd up laik dis pur kitteh.
OWTRAGE!!!
Sum wun letted dis kitteh drive wiffowt helmet!!!
Wutt kind ub cold harted @#$% wud allow dis!!!
Furr shame!!!!
HOOF ‘EM, hooeber dey r!
stunt kittehz stuntz r nawt to be tried at home. u could get
A head ache
Bad leg
Creamy soup(for health purposes akshullee)
D….
Dented skull
Echymoseseses
Fractured funnybone
G…
Gigantic bruise
Hip bone fractured
Internal organz feeling funny
J…
Jittery nerves
Klunked hed
Ligamints not so fresh
M…
Manly injurys(dunno, just came into mah mind!)
Nee fractured
Operation room for da kitteh!
P…
Pleh feeling, generally
Quantity, assorted, scrapes and cuts
Rigor Moritss
S…
Sanity lost
Torn mass
Ultimate bruise ever!
V…
Petooiee petuchee
Quacked up Quavicle
Rupchured ribcage
stomee ache
T..
Tired kitteh
Utterly daaged
Vague eye sight
W….
Wounds
Xrays
Yucky feeling everywhare
Z,
Zebra stripes’ big wounds!!
YAY!!
another list successfully completed!!
Zitz anudder pawsabillitee
Wiggeldy teefs
Zoobraynes!
Hashim, shuudn’t u be sleepin nao?
Ohai lindykat!!
it be 10 in da morning for me…so… i’m not dat much of a sleeper akshullee
i wakes up early
ok
haz you seen da map made on cheezfrenz? it is reely neet
yeah!
itz brilliant!!
i fink moe and i iz da only ones in Asia!!
only two cheezfrenz frum a whole continent!!
is almost midnight heer. ur family ok? I haz a worry for u.
ai see u an moe wai far awai. u find me yet?
yesh, all ob us iz fine!! fanks!!
mah eldest bruvver iz in Pittsburgh and da rest of us are here in Pakistan *sigh*
hmmm…. iz it just meh or haz all da info on da map gone??
nao, is still dere. u need to log in wif de passwords moe gaved.
wood u mind takin time on cheezfrenz to splain to me wat ur school is liek? Ai haz a grate curiousity.
oh, Ai waz born in da Pittsburgh.
ok!!
if it is possible dan i’ll cum back at cheezfrenz in an hour becauz da electricity iz about to go in 3 minutes!
i’ll tell u bout that too in an hour, sowwy.
will try to stay up .it’s midnight here
ohhh!! u waz born in Pittsburgh?
den u must know bout Carnigie Mellon University. he iz dier
Ai has a gud webfrend in Pittsburgh! Weave neber met in persin, but we text messij a lot.
Oh lindykat!!
iz u still awake??
yes
Waer deh map? Waer deh map???? Hau ai ken c map?
itz on dis linky
http://www.tinyurl.com/5exfh3
Tanks fur link, buddai kent geddon, so nau nobuddee will nebber nau ai lib in Brooklin, Nyork
Ai hazint seen teh map! Ware iz dis map?
Ohai Eve!!
da linky to da map is http://www.tinyurl. com/5exfh3
oops… i fink dis should wurk http://www.tinyurl.com/5exfh3
I habs a confoozeled.
Duz u hab to hab a google account to sign in? When I sign in wif Cheezfrenz, I needz teh secret password.
I wanna gets putted on teh map
Halp meh!
Romeow, get inna ur cheezfrenz an look fur da message dat moe made. iz number 37902 anna password is dere.
Ohai Romeow!!
when u goez to da group, u can search for moe’s message, da password
is given dier…
Fank yew!
I goes hab a luk nao!
Yay fer HappyCat! Wii love him.
OMG! I didz it!
Ack! Ai wuz tryin to figger aowt haow tew logz in an den ai comes bak and reed teh rest uv dis! Goin bak tew put maisef on teh map.
hmmm… if u iz logged into an google account, u need to sign out and den
use da linky… iz u on da cheez frenz group?
Ai no haz a Google accownt so dats nawt teh problim. Ai’m nawt shur wut teh “cheez frenz group” iz.
ohh…. so wen u goez to dat website, u cant see da map??
or do u see da map but no marks(in which our naemz r dier) on it??
Ai see map and ai see marks. Jus kant find “secret messij.”
Iz almost 2am. Tew tyred naow. Mebbe latur. Wil chek in mornin tew see if anee moar hintz r heer.
NOEZ!! u got it wrong!! if u can see da map, den its fine!
which secret messij r u talkin bout??
Teh messij you menchund here: when u goez to da group, u can search for moe’s message, da password is given dier…
ohh… dat iz in da cheezfrenz yahoo! group… dat iz nawt in da map!!
OK, DATS wut ai needed tew knoes. YAHOO groop, not Google groop. Dats bettur.
yesh… u can naow rest wiff out any tenshun in ur mind!!
Bah! Dew ai haz tew joyn teh groop tew git teh pw tew teh map? Dis nawt wurth it. Wai iz ai nawt sleepin? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
G’nite Eve!!
sleep tight!
Mrphhhhlll… Naow ai’z tryin tew buk a rental car fur next munth in Minneapolis.
ohh…. hard day
Damaged evereeware ur aneeware
Eye booboo
fractured foot
giant hematoma
Hospitlol nursez to flurt wiff
I. V. bagz and icee packs
Jell-O aftur surjury
Kleen sheets onna hospitlol bed
Lots uv purdy nursing stoodents, too
Menny giffs an’ get-swell cards
Nice nurses an’ nursing stoodents (did ai menshun tehm?)
Oranje joos
Pilloes, lotsa pilloes
Quackers (Saltines)
Railz onna bed (so kitteh duzzn’t fall awf)
Shmooz an’ moar smooz!!!
Toys! TOYZ! (awlmoast) ebery kitteh needs TOYZ!
Unlimited catnip
Very comfy kitteh bed
Wrapping paper for kitteh to play wif
X-rated kitteh vids
YARN! YARN-YARN-YARN and MOER YARN to pleh wif!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…kitteh fully recobered, taeks catnap.
Concatshuelaces Oobark!!
uz completed da list all by ur self!!!
Fang kew, Hashim, but parshul credit goze to JAJEH and lolcatburglar and yoo.
Mebbe u cud du A-G in diz saem vaine.
E.g.
Advancid caer
Bingo gaems wid udder pashens or
Byootimus nursies
Cumfurrbul bed
Delishus fuds
Eggstra snorgles
Fast fixing uf ahl boo-boos
Gifts, gifts, gifts n a gorgeous hoppital gown
noa, fanks; ai fink it’z awlreddy bin dun.
…and awn taht noet, ai needz teu sai gudnite, sleep well, an’ mebbe ai dreem uv nekkid lyanthya, shakin’ her thang.
G’nite Oobark!!
sleep tight!
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hope hes fine
Taht’s waht u get fr defying Tollbooth Kitteh…
next tiem i also get smaller bicycle
oh noes!!1! teh braeks r gawnnnnn!!11!!1one =O_o= *krash*