Synkrinize Swim Kittehs need no waters…
mebbeh dey swimmin in der invizibl swimming pool.
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Kongratz Maus, Wanna sillybrayte?
Sure. What shall we do?
How about the “we drove 600 miles this weekend with a van full of furniture and moved my daughter into her new house at college and boy am I glad THAT’s done” dance?
wudunt that danse look jest like lying onna carpet wiff these kittehs??
And your point(y ends) iz?
rutt-roh, i hassta have a pointy tew makes a commint?
best that I jest lurk then. Orwell…
yesh. you can haz obligashun to haz pointy endz on yr comets cuz teh poynless cometz be my job!
egg sampul: win i
but nao lukz diffrnt aftah cuppa mocha.
furstnawt sekund red maus’s comet, i mis red teh whole boymovingintohouse phrayz adn my eyez went(commuhs, i needs dem)
erm, poynless = pointless. *sigh*
Is oteh, Mais Oui. Wii noed wut yoo ment. I niids cawfee, too, I finkso.
ai can haz sum gud coffee tew? mai eyes be like mayyyweee’s
cuz ai tossnturn till after 1:oo am
ohai Jamamamamama!
I can gibs u a late
HAPPY BURFDAI!!
me 2 jamama..
Happy Birfdai
and U can has some choclit maus to celebrate
HAPPI HAPPI HAPPI BIRFDAI!!!!!!!!!!
I gyv u catnip maus 2 goe wiff ur choclit. Use catnip b4. Mayks teh chocolit eben betturs.
oooo HAPPI BURFDAY, JAMAMAKITTY!!!
*passes over majiklly refilling RoylDultonwifhanpayntidperriwinkyls china cup*
*pours luvly cuppa coffee med frum freshhlee ground lite rosted cofeees beens frum organik, fair trade sorz [so we can has happitail conschuns]*
oopsee, fergotted teh burfdae/coffeez caek:
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*fine print on bottom o caek plaet: contentz may shift in poasting*
ahhhhhhhhhhhh, *smellz teh majicul coffee ‘roma* mmmmmmmmmm
sips…….ahhh
gulps…..owwww……jeez jamama, lettit cool down
*nibbles cake……… hey wuts wiff teh nibble……gobbles cake an gets crumbs awl obber face….keep dat birdee awai frum me*
*hands Jamama frozin cubes uv
choklit to cool down herz coffee*
Dat wil makes it a jamocha for Jamama!
ooooooooh, nice touch!! thanks
IRL I could freeze some chai cubes an put em inna coffee tooo!!
mii 2, onna qwik reed i thot Maus was moving
tew much YNG onna brayin
inna a boy wiff hiz dotter
Oh noes, my dad cat would has probably blown a gasket
iffen I hadz suggested dat..
Y dew I recognize yer voice? no pointyness here, I clip mai clause.
In dat caes, Ai fink u need a beer an a long rest. Dat sowndz liek hard werk!
Ai wunderd ware u wer!
Got ennee tips, Maus? Ai’ll be doing taht in 2 weeks… (Liddel eeziur, doh, becuz mai dodder’s moobing into residunce).
What sort of tips? She’s starting her junior year, so this is the third time we’ve done this. Sixth, if you also count the spring move-out. It’s her first year in one of the college-owned houses, so there’s a LOT more room than a traditional dorm room. There’s also a lot more stuff needed in a house, though.
Nawt-sekkund time fur uz. Bit ob difference between mom & dodder ree: DO WANT vs. DO NEED…
As annoying as she can be, I will miss her something fierce.
The biggest challenge is having to do it all in one trip: it’s 300 miles one-way.
It’s about 250 miles for us (Ottawa-Toronto).
it was 332 miles for me to go to university, that was one of the attractions to LA Tech. That it was 332 miles from Weatherford. but coming home onna weekends to cook fish was something of a trial.
Mah univ wer 8,500 mylz awai frum hoem. Teh aerlynez allowz oanly 2 baggijez. Nawt bad, ackshully, fewer desishuns to maek bowt whut tu taek wif yew. Lukkily i shaerd apertmint wif Merrykin stoodints liek Maus’s dotter — dey bringd ebberyfink but teh kichin sink.
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But bai teh tiem i leeved teh Merryka, i cud hab filled a truk wif mai own stuf
after two year as an under-grad, and two and 1/4 more years of grad school, when I moved back to Texas, it looked like the Joad family heading for California (Grapes of Wrath, 1930′s dust-bowl Oklahomans)
ai hoep yoo donut taek this az a criticism – foar it iz nawt so ment – but yur nawt supposed to explayne yur ref. WE ar supposed to get it – an then sumwun is sposed to add in the commint below. . .
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“Grapes of Wrath” ref FTW!!!!1!! Moar fun that way!
bebberleeee hillbilleeees
I know, I know. Sorry, but was explainin’ to help Moe with my response to his comment. srsly didn’t mean to damp annnyone elses fun.
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*hanges head in shame* *sniffle*
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*looks about and wonders if annybody falling for the “shame” bit*
Jamama, that is exactly what my dad-cat said as I pulled up at mai sisters house. I ended up movin’ back west on Thanksgiving Day, so the whole fam damily was there to see the spectacle.
Nope.
moving not so grate akshully..
moving wid the kittehs eben harder
may has to moove soon, depending on whether
hubcat gets nu grant himz has applied fur
well…………….drat. now waddoo ayedoo to gedoudda dis?
LOL! Dan – yur just diggin in deeper! Moe iz a gurlkitteh! Maybee just too floofee so yoo can’t tell.
An waht do we AWLWAIZ say in teh theatre??? “NEVER underestmayte teh audience!
Heer! *oooffff* Ai think yoo needs this tawl ladder!
ooo, um-er, sorry. I don’t have my contacts in. am relying on beat-to-pieces glasses. Which means no depth perception, and the lenses are peeling and filthy. So I plead ocular imparement. Nothing to do with the lact of cawfee, for reel.
Wen mai sun went off tu Grad school, jus ober 1000km awai, wi jus pakked hiz kar n waved bye.
His kar wus a cheep older kar, wich meens itz wun uv da big wuns nobuddy wunts en-ee moar. Itz held lotz n lotz.
Fur u n Yew Ess uv Ay — Ai tink 1000km iz abowt 625 miles.
Ai tink it iz (debide bi 8, den multiples bi 5 — oar iz itz debide bi 5, den multiples bi 8????)
*skritches hed*
*gets owt calcudater*
*gets owt pensul n payper*
*skritches hed sum moar*
mumble, mumble, mumble
Oh, Lawdy, ai haz dat prawblem wif awl mai kidlets!!
That taykes REAL concatchulayshuns, Maus.
Yu iz a hero-dad!
If yoo can hum a few bars, ai can play along!
Poor Maus. Wud yoo laik sum Scotch? Yoo must bee TOTALLEE dun in!
Dunno? Dans nekkid lyke lyantha and shayke our thangs?
zacklee!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai noes!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Com on, Maus!
*Ly shakes her thang*
*puts paws ober eyes*
OK, I is reddy!!
ohai leeza!! Hao be yoo n awl da kittehs?
ohai DK!
I is gud, teh kitteh r all gud 2, as long as tehy are kept separated!
oh, and how is U???
Iz Gummi awl bedder nao? Can yoo start to let tehm sniff eechudder on eyvver side ob a door?
Ai be nawt 2 bad; teh wevver wuz byootiful ober teh weekend heer.
stoopy werdpress!
my commint keeps gettin nommed, so I will try and put it below.
Gummi is grate, wif lots uv energies, I forgotted what it was like to have a kitten arownd!
*shakes fist at werdpress*
*Shaeks paw at Weirdpress in commiz… comis… feels angree wif leeza*
Awl togevver naow: Stoopee Weirdpress!!!
fanks!
there wuz more, but I seem to have a 15 werd limit wif WP todai.
Now’s my chance!
*Gets out The Zippo, and…*
LUKK OWT LEEZA B
*takes Zippo from Maus*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
fanks Ly!
*danses wif Ly to sellabrate being unflamed*
*puts on FRUs just in case*
Hey! That’s mine!
*Gets out The Seltzer Bottle*
*Sprays Lyanthya*
*The seltzer turns instantly into steam*
Wow! I guess Lyanthya is really HOT!
hay!
*shakes hed, seltzer watters go eberywhere*
*enjois steem baff*
Ai cuda towld yu taht!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*dans fru teh steem*
Oohhh… priddy!
LY!!!
:::::::::waves an hoots ‘guud moaning’ to wun uv hiz noo(d)est (oopsie) frenz::::::::
Ohai, Oobark!
Naw, man… LAND DRILLZ!
Kittehs doan’t liek 2 get wet
Pleez donnot ads watur!
we just wants shiney medal.
and maybee sum noms fur sellybrate.
Ai givz u a “10″ !!
An the goldey medal, and some tuna fur noms.
Harpo and Groucho kitteh pratis teh mirror rooteen…
Dey aer doin it rong
Yeah, well… Dats why dey hasta practiss…
synchronization: ur doin it wrong.
Looks right to me…even their outfits match.
nao, whoo put the ‘nip inna febreeze?
A dicatomy is any splitting into exactly two non-overlapping parts.
Mi-toes-is? (Dey duz habbing cyoot toeses!)
Rushin juj with-hawlds score for bribe of toona.
Nyet!! nawt toona, wantz kaviar!!! rushin juj iz capitalis-kitteh naow. moar expensiv tastez u c!!!!!
We iz on ur carpetts
Takin all ur gold metals.
10 10 10
Speshuly on teh floor exercises.
DEY R SOOOOO FLOOFY!!!!!!! I’z can has bearly stand it.
*hands cbsb teh snorgle snorkle jus in caes*
An maybee a noo CHRG(wdoi). Yoo nebber know. These kittehz ar just laim mai Florian, an he had teh PINKEST nose an toeses EBBER! ;(
Shudda bin
ov corse. Maybee AI need moar cawfee! LOL!
breeve breeve … deap slow breffs.
Thanks 4p5k!!! I fink Ai am betturs nao.
#(
lukkit demz bellehs!!!
I wanna pokes an rubz an snorggles dem!
S-ter Wilyumz n kroo reehurs dere moovz fur Baythin Byooteez.
oar iz dat Baythin Kitteh?
sinkrunized kyoot: ur dooin it rite. an floofy.
Hello boys and girls, welcome to my neighborhood.
Today we’re gonna learn to make your cat longer.
Can you say ‘ROWRROWRROWROOOORR…’
Good, I knew you could.
hey, ai greu up oun Mr. Rogers 50 yeers ago. Ai still haz hiz nawt sekkund LP. Yep, LP bois an gurls (an kittehs)
Awl kittehs wants to be teh lawngest kitteh in teh wurld. Is an awngoing sekret contest. Dat why whin ur kitteh strech owt, you has to say, OH U AR TEH LAWNGEST KITTEH IN TEH WURLD!!! Is gud for tehir ego.
Ah, sumwan elss haz alsoe discuvurd tihs! ConCATs!!! SarahD, yew winz teh doar pryze! Whar dewyu want yur DOAR?
Wahoo, i wins!
OMG! Itz LANDSHARKS!!!
(Oar izzat LANDORCAS???)
Akshully, prefurs no waterz.