i.i.i..c.c.a.a.n.n…h.h.ha.a.a.s.s.s.
i.i.i..c.c.a.a.n.n…h.h.ha.a.a.s.s.s. ch.ch.chee..ee.ee.zz.z.bb.u.rrg.g.er.r.
u can awlso do a gud darth vader impreshun…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: eyedoc
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ir fan uv ichc!
Yu’ve bloen me awai!
How didja think he got 2 be a short-hair kitteh???
ORLY!1?
Adn congaratz awn ur nawt-sekkund! Hao u wan2 sillybrate?
ohai, ai’d lyke a mar-jee-guh-ree-tuh plz!
jk2kitteh – 5 burgurs fur yr commint!
That wuz ment to be fur yr frst commint, not way down heer!
wif sumfin Co.o.o.l.l.d to dwink…
Luke I is Ur father
GMTA 2k!
Joyn me n I will kumpleat ur traynin, n 2gevvur az favvur n sun we kin rool da galiksee!
does that mean I can gets all deh cheezburgerz I wantz?
Luke, I has come to fulfill ur deztinee. I iz ur cheezfather!!!
Nooooo!
Yes!
Nooooo!
Yes!
O Rly?
Ya, rly?
Okay, kool!
i knows! BTW, you has twin. Is ur cheezsister!!
Nooooo! I mean ‘O, rly?’
Yupz. Now, join me, and, as cheezfather and cheezson (how cheezy) we will rule the Lolixy!!
No, never!! *jumps off*
Darn it. Knew he wouldn’t fall for it. Now to next fewl.
Com 2 teh dark saed, we haz cookiez
Com 2 teh lite said, we haz sconz.
Sry. Ai liekz cookiez moar den sconz.
ai lieks sconz- cud ai hab den wit klotted creme n razzleberi n
stangleberi jamz?
O, Iz innerupted happy tiem.
Himz a HYOOOJ fan uv cheezburgerz!
Testin testin…
mebbe stagehanddan cud hep wid deh lite-ng!
ya know why sound-peeps can only count to two?
.
’cause ya lift on three.
The difference between a sound engineer and god?
.
god doesn’t think he’s a sound engineer.
Definition of a stage crew?
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Group of individuals who spend their evenings coping with 50-minute stretches of total boredom interspersed with 30-second bursts of mindless panic
*snerk* yep, frm da stagepeepz i know, dat sounds bout rite.
inna dark, silently
What’s black and frizzy, smokes, and hangs from the ceiling rigging?
.
The community theater electrician
Oooh, nastee
But shockinglee cloase to troo!
Ai used to hav to halp wi teh staige liting. Ai gotted sum serious shocks befoar ai lerned to be REELEE careful!
how many stage electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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NONE….it’s a LAMP you idiot!!!
*timidlee raizez a floofy paw*
Duzzint lamps taek lightbulbs? Oar izzit dat teh ‘lektrishunz cawl a “lightbulb” a “lamp?”
*skritches hur hed*
*Sitz down next 2 nightshayde.*
Datz wut I thotting, 2.
*skritchez NSz hed*
In teh tehatre, awl “lightbulbs” uzed in teh staij lites ar cawlled “lamps.” Just nermal “theatrespeek” ai guess.
in deh lan o’ deh thee-ah-tree, wut wee cawl lightbulbs iz cawld lamps. Ai tinks iz a wai uv keepin owt de riffraff (liek mii)
How duz kawling lightbub “lampz” keeping deh riffraffz
owt? I wud b thinking dat a lokt door wud b better 2 keeping
deh riffraffz owt.
.
Duz deh riffraffz go rownd poking fun at dem fer
kawling litebubz “lampz”? Not taht I wud. Uv korse not.
Not mii. I wudn’t poking fun @ peepz fer tawkin funnee.
so da VERI hunky lighting guy missez da steel ladder
attached 2 da stage wall fer axess too da lighting boof.
fallz 15 feetz too da stage floor- da director scremes
“grab da lite!” da liting guy still hadit, clut ched in himz arms!
(stoopy liting guy ! no one der himz missed da ladder-
bof handz full !)
note : himz wuz ok, just bent a iddle- still able too
cawn trib ute to hoominz gene pool !
note #2–troo story
One-two One-two a One-Two-Three-Four
wut did teh fyrefly say when he backed into the lectric fan?
delighted. no end.
Datz uh prittee DETAYLED kawmint dere, Fleep…
it was a ‘disassedher’ fer teh lytning bug
Is this thing on? *tap tap tap*
Luke I am your father.
A 6 wae macramae! Concatshoelaces, ebereebuddy! Naem ur drinkeez nd danceez pleasurz!!
Ai doan’t mined wat dansis az long as Ai can keep mai cloes on.
mi tew, ai doan wanna skeer teh bebees…
ai’d hav a mar-gar-eeee-tuh tewnite!
u can keep ur cloes on, annipuss. Is just fer fun.
Annipuss cloes dansdansdans?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Oohh, a wind masheen!
*Hair blows everywhere*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
doan git tew cloase!
*hanz Ly sum Gatorade* Wuddint be wanting her to getz dehydraytud oar ennyfing, yew noe.
*awlmoast nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
Oohh, fanks!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Aahz? Yu gots sum hawt chokklit fer me?
So, LY, is shaek yer thang one of de roolers from Arabia, lyke Sheik Jerbouti? I doesn’t has any hawt Choklit but I has some Jerba Mate you can has if you wan.f?
dat stuff r stinkeh
Ly, wai yu dansin nekkid?
Wai nawt?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Besiedz, ebberiwun’s clothez wuz awl burnt erlier tudae. Wez awl nekkid, mae as wel dans!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Gotz ta keep warm sumhao.
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
Psst, NS… Ai sabed a skarf fer yu sew yu can keep nawtkwite nekkid dansin.
*tosses NS purpul silk skarf*
Nawt bernt!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Oooh – an itz mai favrit kulur!!! Hao did yew noe?
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
…
Mmmm…. silkee.
*joins in teh dansdansdans *
Ly yoo is gud dansur! Hao long yoo takes teh lessuns fore?
Kitteh fan-tasizes ’bout cheezburgers.
verree punny, daisy!
Wen hii gits hiz sekkund wind, he’ll b screemin 4 teh cheezburgers.
TomKitteh enjoys getting blown.
Only on Caturday.
Ai fawt blown dai wuz the saem az teh Lolster – teh nawt-sekkund Caturday after teh furst ful lol after teh fern-al equine/ox.
No. gettin blown is gud on anyee dai.
Basement Cat got too hot?? Wow, I never thot I’d see Basement Cat needin to kewl off wif a fan!!!1!!
Is basement cat going through menopause…er…menopaws?
Beasement Cat sez too hawt in basement. Comes up fur air nao
Ooooh! Ai brebrember dese… (Ai yam olde, seee?) Wee wud hav so mush fun talkin tru da big gaiant fann in da windo. We dint be habin aer con dish a nin bak den. Ah… da memries….
XD
lol! I ‘amember doin dis as a kid…
Ai r uh fan uv tihs lolpic.
**heddesk**
Ohai OOBARK
Ohai
Does ai kno yew?
I dunno bout Darf Vadr, but wen I wuz a kid, we ewesd 2 preetend we wuz daleks bai tawking intoo teh fanz – “E-e-e-ext-e-e-e-e-ermi-i-i-ina-a-a-a-ate!”
h.h.h…a.a.a…h.h.h…a.a.a…h.h.h…a.a.a…
Furdur advenchurz uv Bad Ideeyuh Kitteh:
“I wundur if fan haz a flavr wen it’z awn?”
woohoo i made it to front page !!!!!
Congratumakashunz, eyedoc!!
*duz a liddul happee dans*
Yay!!! Eyedoc, well dunn! Ai is happi 4 u. And ai taykes mai clovves orff and …
ooooh, dots …..
….. but wait, why did ai tayk clovves orff? Ah, yes:
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Upfi shakes her thang*
HOORAYY!!
conga-ratz eye-doc!!
wat a achieve-a-mint!!
*clappity clappity wiff floofy paws*
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and Ohai Upfi!!
i see u haz taken ober Lyanthya’s job fur naow
That was one of my favourite pastimes as a young’n. And most annoying. Whistling was especially annoying!
woohoo I made it to front page
Congrats Eyedoc! I haven’t yet, but I’ll keep trying!
LOL, dat wuz too, too funny!
Ayo, that’s what me and my sis’ do during the hot summer days. It’s fun to anoy our parents (and excellent representation of the sound in the pic!).
Good job! ;D
many fanks fo doze kind werds
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAAN HAAAAAAAAAAAS
CHEES-BUR-GER!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAAN HAAAAAAAAAAAS
CHEEZ-BUR-GER…