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Quick!! Taek the Pikshur!

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Sunday, August 17th, 2008 at 8:00 am.

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  1. annipuss says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:00 am

    Happi birfdai to Jamamkitty and MarthaV.
    May awl ur wishis cum troo an may u lib lawng an well.

    Reply
  2. siobhan says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:00 am

    hawpee fursday 2 uuuuz, hawpee fursday 2 uuuuz… hawpee fursday dear jamamakitty adn marthav… hawpee fursday 2 uuuuuuuz.

    here. habs 2 double chokklit martoonies fur da double pardee, habs fun an lawts ob pwesints an a nyc bisit in da tybootek becus ob uar fursday. ai wuds sing moar, but ai wants u 2es 2 habs fun, nawt 2 habs hurty eers, so ai will instead go fur a bit ob dansing which at least u mus nawt look at iffn u nawt wants…

    *shaky shaky round da fursdy caky*

    Reply
  3. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:00 am

    ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
    ♥
    ♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
    HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER JAMAMAKITTY ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
    ♥
    ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
    ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
    BEEEG BREATH!!
    AND. . .
    ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
    ♥
    ♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
    HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER MARTHA-V ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
    ♥
    ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥

    Reply
    • DameJanetOfCheezland says:
      August 17, 2008 at 8:29 am

      An ai hav sum prezzies, too!

      fur JamamaKitty *hands hur a forest green envelope dotted wif liddle perls (awl wif little holes thru them).* In teh envelop iz “gud fur ebreewhere furst class ticket* to fly ebreewhere an visit teh cheezfrenz.

      {{{{{{JamamaKitty}}}}} Happee, happee birfday! ;)

      An fur MarthaV *hands hur a rubee red envelope, awlso dotted wif liddle pers (holee wuns, too!)* In teh envelop iz a (SURPRIZE!!) “gud fur ebreewhere furst class ticket* to fly to visit awl teh cheezfrenz AND to com to teh US to stok up awn teh Reeses Peenut Budder Cups.

      {{{{{{{MarthaV}}}}}} Ai dont know yoo verree well yet, but ai heop this will be a long frenship! Happee Birfday! :-)

      Reply
      • booklion says:
        August 17, 2008 at 11:34 am

        Happy Birfdai, MarthaV! Ov curse I luvs yur lion avatar…from one Leo to auvver, Happy Happy birfday! May your lionheart be strong and full of luv always.

        Reply
      • booklion says:
        August 17, 2008 at 11:36 am

        Happy birfdai, Jamamakitty! Teh champeen maker of lols for special ikkayshuns for teh cheezpeeps! May yur Leo hart be full of luv nd kurage always as yu mayke yur rounds ov visting wif cheezpeeps and makyng happy.
        Schmoo! Headbonks, and lion purrs.

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    • jamamakitty says:
      August 17, 2008 at 8:32 am

      an our own DEEER JANET wifout whom dis ebent wud nawt be teh spektacular success dat it is………. *wisspurrs – it meens berry much tew me……..fank yew again sweet ladeeee*

      Reply
    • cweenmj says:
      August 17, 2008 at 8:50 am

      Hai Janet! :lol: Huzbin brotted in deh mail adn sez “Hoo yoo noe in Stuttgart?” I gotted ur posting card!! It b sew pritty. Sumday mebbe wii goes dere togezzer? :D

      Reply
  4. Hashim says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:00 am

    HAPPY BIRFFDAY JAMAMAKITTY AND MARTHAV!!!1!
    hopez boff of u feel special today!!!
    may CC bestow upon u so many cheezburgerz!! and me… here taek dese!! @@@@@@@@@@@
    i also maeded u two a caek and didnt eated it!! i also maded u a drink

    ….i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
    {~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~} . . . \ ~~~~~~~~~~/
    {~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~} \ /
    {~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~} . . . \ /
    {~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~} \ /
    {~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~} \____/
    {~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}
    {~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}

    P.S jamamakitty, no investigations today, eat all da caek u want!!!

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  5. teasel2 says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:00 am

    b4 sum1 gitz eated!!!

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    • teasel2 says:
      August 17, 2008 at 8:10 am

      HAPPEY BIRFDAI TO YEW
      HAPPEY BIRFDAI TO YEW
      HAPPEY BIRFDAI DEER JAMAMAKITTY
      HAPPEY BIRFDAI TO YEEEEEWWWWW!!

      AND. . .

      HAPPEY BIRFDAI TO YEW
      HAPPEY BIRFDAI TO YEW
      HAPPEY BIRFDAI DEER MARTHA-V
      HAPPEY BIRFDAI TO YEEEEEWWWWW!!
      .
      Bouf ob yewz habe a wunnerful dai an year!!! 4 bouf ob yewz, gifteez!
      Awl rapped up inna sparklee papur tied wiff teh comets (an dare tailz) Ai pulled frum teh ski!
      An innsyde???
      Ani an ebberything u b wanten!! An sordid choklits 2.

      Reply
      • jamamakitty says:
        August 17, 2008 at 3:46 pm

        teasel 2, ai wanted tew let yew noes dat wuz a lurveleee gifteee! fank yew sew muchlee……… ai haz a buk bai Zenna Henderson “The Anything Box” an iffn ai ‘members crectleee it haz teh same notion……… wuz berry gud! fanks agin

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  6. MarthaV says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:00 am

    Happee Birfdai Jamamakitty!!!!!!

    Mai awl ur hoeps n wishes fur da next yeer come tru fur u.

    Hav lotz n lotz uv snorguls. {{{{{{{{{{Jamamakity}}}}}}}}}}

    Reply
  7. sparkysmom says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:01 am

    hbd, jamama kitteh ! n Martha !

    Reply
  8. Phillipe d'Beaker says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:01 am

    yay … happy happy birthday, from luvbird and luvcat

    Reply
  9. Rattipuss says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:02 am

    Birdeh iz jes showin kitteh sum lubs.

    An happeh birfdaze to ebberbodies who is haz dem! :D

    Reply
  10. jk2kitteh says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:03 am

    hippee birdee frum us heer in yewwtah!

    Reply
  11. sparkysmom says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:03 am

    wow ! a six way ty ! have fun at da ty-boo-teek– yool find sum speshall tings der for u-awl ! happi, happi daz two yoo-awl!

    Reply
  12. cweenmj says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:10 am

    *Fires up awl deh bublol machinez she gotted 4 her birfday*
    .
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    ○ ﱠ▓ ☼ ○ ☼ o © § ¤°¸Δ ○ □ﱠ Ө ◘ ◦ﯠ ﻩ Θ ہ © § ¤°¸Δ ◦ ﯠ ﻩ © § ¤ % © ⌂ ○ □ Θ ہ © ◦ ﯠ ﻩ ¤°¸Δ © § ¤°¸Δ ¤°¸Δ ▓ ۞ ̃Ө ◘ ◦ ﻩ. Ө Ö ▓ ☼ ○ ó ø © § Θ ہ © § ¤°¸Δ © § ¤°¸Δ ¤°¸Δ Φ© § ¤°¸Δ § ¤°Happee¸Δ о ם ۫۞ ̃Ө٭ο ء☺̣ ﮦ ٭ם ό ░ ⌂ ○ ☼ ○ ﱠ Ө ٴ □ Birfday▓ © § ¤°¸Δ ◘ ◦ □ ▓ ◘ﻩ ۞ ◦ ﯠ© ⌂ ○ □ ﻩ © §٭ © § ¤°¸Δ © ⌂ ○ □°MarthaV!! ٭ ☺ ﮦם ☼ ○ﱠ Ө טּ ░ ⌂ ○ ¸Δ¸Δ ▓ ۞ ̃Ө▓ ☼ ○ ☼ o © § ¤°¸Δ ○ □ﱠ Ө ◘ ◦ﯠ ﻩ Θ ہ © § ¤°¸Δ ◦ ﯠ ﻩ © § ¤ % © ⌂ ○ □ Θ ہ © ◦ ﯠ ﻩ ¤°¸Δ © § ¤°¸Δ ¤°¸Δ ▓ ۞ ̃Ө ▓ ☼ ○ ☼ o © § ¤°¸Δ ○ □ﱠ Ө ◘ ◦ﯠ ﻩ Θ ہ © § ¤°¸Δ ◦ ﯠ ﻩ © § ¤ % © ⌂ ○ □ Θ ہ © ◦ ﯠ ﻩ ¤°٭ ◘ ◦ﯠ ﻩ © § ¤°¸Δ ¤° Ο ۣ Θ ہ ©
    .
    Happee Birfday MarthaV!!

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  13. cweenmj says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:13 am

    *Dansin in deh bubol*
    *dans, dans, dans*
    Y I dans?? kuz it b deh birfday uv mai bff Jamamakitty!!
    She b deh cheez-meetiest gal I noeing! :lol:
    Happee birfday, Jamammamamammamamamamma!!
    I bringing u a speshul gift frum deh koste.
    *Handz jamamammakitty a teenee tiny liddul box rapt in silveree paper.*
    *wen Jamamamama opunz it, dere b a lubblee irreedesint bead inside.*
    *Wen she pikz up deh bead, anuzzer bead appearz in deh box.*
    It b a never ending supple eye uv beadz.
    Haz a wunderful day, deer frend.
    {{{{{{{{{{jamammamamama}}}}}}}}}}}

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    • jamamakitty says:
      August 17, 2008 at 8:19 am

      oh mai, sew berry LURVELYYYY. yew been talking tew FireMountainGems?? :lol:

      fank yew soo much fur yer kinds thots n werds……… and ob corse teh BEADS!! how did yew noes wut ai needed!!! oooh luks like dichroic beeedzzz…. shineey n pretty……an luk wen ai pik up the nex beed it bees a diffrunt color!!! wow, dis is wun ob teh bestest prezzies ever!!! *wisspurrs, ders no fren like Cween, ders no fren like Cween!!!*

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      • cweenmj says:
        August 17, 2008 at 8:30 am

        inspired by gene kelly on TCM, I duz eben moar dansing for Jamama & MarthaV.
        *tapity, tapity, tap, tap, tap, spin and shuffle and tapity, tapity, tap, tap, tap.
        *shuffle and tap, tapity, tap and shuffle and shuffle, and tapity, tap.

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      • gascat says:
        August 17, 2008 at 6:27 pm

        u lubs da firemountain gems two? I gets der catamalog eberi sos offen…
        I noes can do da beadi fing, butz I lubz da beads- deh iz beautimous!
        I gibz dem two a frien whoz duz beadz sumtimz…..

        bai da bai

        hippo bird day jamamakitty n Martha V!
        gascat n fishykitteh singin hippo birdi two u ( des iz GUD singmerz….) dez iz jus a liddli hard ta hear ’cause deh iz waaay up in da Colomarado highthz!
        gascat iz settlin in himz neu room n fishkitteh iz tirged frum bossen da beeg bruder round sos iz watchn muvee in hotel wif spoose…

        momcat

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  14. lolcatburglar says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:15 am

    *Teh curtin opens and LCB strides out, dressed in a elegant gown and dripping wif jools from sparkysmom’s collection. (DOnut worries; she’ll gib them back. Evenshually.) She’s had her hairs didz.*

    *Smiles nervously because of all teh moovie stars in teh audience who might have had their homes, um, visited by LCB*

    It is my honor to announce teh winner of teh Ocsar(mt) for teh Bestest Short Subject Feature Featuring a Backyard, Walled or Fenced. Teh nomnominees all has vry long names that I cannont pronouncify, so I will just cut to teh chase, ‘k?

    And teh Ocsar(mt) goes to…

    *opens envalope, gets papercut*

    …JAMAMAKITTY!

    *hands jamamakitty her award*

    http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1796797

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  15. lolcatburglar says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:19 am

    I just posted ur gift, jamamkitty, but it had a link innit so it got eated. Ironicamally, it was a link to a LOL I made here. In case it doesn’t make it past teh incensors, u can goes to my profile and look at my lols. i think u’ll know which one is 4 u.

    Happy birfday to u and to Marfa V,
    LCB

    Reply
  16. lindykat says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:19 am

    happytail birfday Jamamakitty! Ai kant stay fer da party becuss cumpanie is cummin.
    Dans an prans and hop about, hava happytail day!!1!
    Ai has BEEDS fer u. An an enless supplie ov SILVER. U kan make alla de beyooteful jew-el-er-ie fer az lawng az u wantz!

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  17. lindykat says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Happitayle Birfday fer u tu, MarthaV. Ai haz a kase ov sordid chawklits fer ur speshal day. Ai also mayde mimosasas fer evereebuddy.
    Enjoi!!1!

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    • MarthaV says:
      August 17, 2008 at 8:28 am

      Oooooh goodee! Sordid chawklits n mimosas!
      Yummee nomnomnom.
      Ai iz hoapin dis will get my partee mood cranked up. Mai bed keeps callin tu me.
      But ai dont want to leeve awl da good peeps here at da partee.

      Reply
    • Lucy says:
      August 17, 2008 at 8:30 am

      Wif all dez bootiful giffs, I don’t knowz what to bring for da birfday grils. I knowz! For ladies, lace! I brings you each a set of Irish linen sheets wiff Irish lace on da edges and pillows wiff lace on da open ends. I hopes joos ladies likes joor lace sheets and pillowcases. I bet dey make joo feel special when joo goes back to bed. I hanged dem out on a windy day so dey smell terrifical an are soft. I also ironed dem. Now joo has a soft crisp goodsmellin place top finish jooe sleepin. I hopes joo likes dem. I don’t eber gonna iron anudder sheet as long as I libes!

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  18. teasel2 says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:32 am

    Sry Ai can’t stay fur teh partee!!
    Ai habe tyme 4 a liddle dasdansdans in onnor ob MarthaV an Jamamkitteh, tho.
    *dansdansdans*
    Ai awlreedi singed happi birfdai up dere sumwears.
    maib tyme 4 mai nawt sekund trip 2 teh tibooteek, 2. Iz bean wantin wun ob dem snowee globez!
    2dai iz my mnommacatz 94th birfdai, sews Ai’m goin 2 bisit wiff her.

    Enjoy your partee, birfday guurrlls!

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  19. jmuhj says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Awwwww! Kittoon-an-konoor luvz! Nobunny duzzit bettuhr!

    Reply
  20. Catsablanca says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Happitayl burfdae, ladeez!! I haz maed burfdae greetinz fur eech ov u…..tehy r awn mai profyle, but Ai trai tew post teh linkee heer tew maek it e-z-er.
    Jamamakitty mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1796786
    Martha V mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1796860

    Jamamakitty, u wur teh nawt sekund peep 2 tawk 2 mi!!
    Martha V, hoep u hadz a gr8 dae yesturdae….dis iz teh nebberending burfdae fur u!!

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  21. Hashim says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:43 am

    Ohai jamamakitty and MarthV!! i maeded u boff a lol!!
    hope da linky cumz… http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1796937

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  22. Hashim says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:45 am

    Ohai jamamakitty and MarthV!! i maeded u boff a lol!!
    hope da linky cumz… mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1796937

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  23. owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:45 am

    uh…birdie, dat NAWT kitteh’s hart, an’ dat NAWT himz hartbeet!

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  24. Aahz says:
    August 17, 2008 at 8:47 am

    **Aahz enterz carrying 2 matching packages wrapped in iridescent paper and tied with holographic bows**
    **Wtih him is his Chinese XYL with 2 Chinese cholocate birthday cakes, one white chocolate, dark chocolate**
    ****ahem****
    HIPPO BIRDEE 2 EWEZ
    HIPPO BIRDEE 2 EWEZ
    HIPPO BIRDEE DEER JAMAMAKITTY N MARTHAV,
    HIPPO BIRDEE 2 EWEZ!!
    (n minnee moar) :-)
    …
    Step up, U 2, 4 I gotz sumfin speshul 4 U — uh matchin payr uv hand-carvded berl wud mew-zikkle boksiz. Oapin dem up n dey plaiz “Memreez” frum “Catz”. Unner da lidz r shynee mirrerz (doan luk, LCB) — n da lids 2 C ursevz, n flat awn da boksiz. Wyl da mew-zikz plaiyin, uh liddul figgereen uv uh kitteh swatz rownd un ebben lidduler figgereen uvva toi maus. N noe, I dint fur-gitz — pull owt da droar n dere b ur nebber-indin sply uv chokklitz n ebbree shayp U kin majin, awl wif sordid kreemee fillinz uv ur fayvrit flayverz!
    …
    Sintz I nawt b noein ur fayvrit kynda chokklit, mai XYL mayded bowf kynza chokklit caykz sew U kin haz ur choys — noe fytin obber dem naow… ;-)
    …
    Sorree I kaynt stai lawngur, but I gotz 2 goe owt wif da famblee. But I shurely dint wanna miss dis grate ukayshun!!
    Hippo Birdee 2 ewe 2 agin!! {{{{{jamamakitty}}}}} {{{{{MarthaV}}}}}

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  25. PercyCat says:
    August 17, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Happity Birfdai jamamakitty adn menney mour!!
    mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?clid=1795984
    (sorry, to make yu werk on yur birfdai, but if dat dint du
    rite, clik on moi adn go c it on moi profile page,pleezdeer)

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  26. MarthaV says:
    August 17, 2008 at 9:14 am

    Dis haz been a reelee gud partee. Ai wud like tu stai up wiht u awl but mai eyes r droopin. Ai will cum bak tumorrow tu chek whut u awl hav been gettin up to.

    But naow ai mus go back to sleep. See awl u luvlee peeple later.
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  27. Ambercat says:
    August 17, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Happi Burfdai Jamamamamammakitteh An MarthaV An JJTucker AN ebereeboddee else wiv a burfdai todai! Yu can had jellyanyscreem an a pees ob caek an a pyper hat an potted b eef sangwidges!

    Happi Burfdai to yu awl!!

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  28. PercyCat says:
    August 17, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Happity Birfdai MarthaV, mi nuiss fren! “^.^”
    B warm n cozy down undr ther wif dis bloo n tan sof wooln blankie wif sheepz n rooz n horsehs n kittehs n doggehs n a fu yankz (arnt doz cowboiz) twirln ropez on it.
    Letz hav sum cocoa, mmmmmmm.

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  29. D.R. says:
    August 17, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Birfday snuggles to Jamamkitty and MarthaV

    Reply
  30. Hashim says:
    August 17, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Its getting very late, 1:30 AM *yawn!* ok cheez frenz!
    iz going to sleep, meet ya’ll tomo…*BOOM!!* *haz fallen on da ground* *zzzzZZzzzZZzzZZzzz*

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    • sweetmotherofmars says:
      August 17, 2008 at 9:41 am

      *pulls out fleecee blankee wif liddul orinj an whyte kittehz awnit*
      Heer Hashim, …. uh….
      *fluffs out blankee and drapes it over sleepea wun*
      anee wun hazza pillow? teh floor nawt sew sawftish axshually.

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      • cweenmj says:
        August 17, 2008 at 9:54 am

        *Puts a softee pillow wif pitcherz uv kittehz adn puppeez playing tugezzer
        *under Hashimz hed. lidddul kiss on deh 4hed. *

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        • PercyCat says:
          August 17, 2008 at 10:42 am

          *Hashim soflee floats on cweenmj bubblolz
          adn sweetmotherofmars, mmmshiney, glitturz n
          pixie dust tu beddyby* …gunite saweet prinz…
          …..saweet dreamz…sai yur prairz…..kisz…
          (i borryd our nitelee ritchual 4 yu)
          ebn teh bubblolz n glitturz n pixie dust!! :lol:

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  31. Romeow says:
    August 17, 2008 at 9:46 am

    *sigh*
    Juss before posting dis, I getted teh Bloo Screem ov Deff. I try again.
    .
    Happiest ov Birfdais
    Jamamakitty and Marfa V!!!
    .
    In onner ov boff ov ur birfdais, I hab decided to maek sumpfing a liddle diffrent.
    .
    I hab made u Kookies & Dip! Wat r Kookies & Dip u sai? I tells u.
    .
    I started by making sum kookies. I maded Oatmeal Cholkit Chip (also known as Airspeed Kookies, but dat’s a diffrent storee), Peannur Budda Kookies (wif and wifowt choklit chips), and Willow Kookies (Budda Pecan.) They r still warm and the choklit chips are meltee.
    .
    Nao fur teh dips. Ceiling Cat said let there b choklits…I hab Catbury Milk Choklit dip, Bittersweet Choklit dip, Milk Choklit Peannur Budda dip, Choklit Caramel dip, Choklit Hazelnut (Nutella) dip, White Choklit dip (wif Lindt white choklit), and a Mocha dip (wif extra espresso).
    .
    Fur teh adults at teh table, I hab a Choklit Grand Marnier dip, Choklit Razzelbery (wif Chambord) dip, Choklit Katluha, a Choklit dip wif Godiva Choklit liquor, and eben a Choklit Shampain dip!
    .
    Deese dips r nawt weak and runny. Dey r awl warm and luscious – made frum the bestest Choklit and freshest cream. Iffs dere iz enny left ober, we can make dem into truffles tomorrow.
    .
    So, MarfaV and Jamamakitty, start us off and halps urseffs to sum birfdai Kookies & Dips!
    .
    Hab a mostest wunnerful dai, and awl teh best froo owt teh yeer!
    Lub,
    Romeow

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  32. guitarfreak says:
    August 17, 2008 at 10:07 am

    *Guitarfreak and hiz budz ryde in on teh pryvite gitar- shaypd jet*
    DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
    JAAAAAAAAMAAAAMAAAAAkitteh JAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAMAAAAAAkitteh
    Happeh birfdai happeh birfdai happeh birfdai happeh birfdai happeh birfdai happeh birfdai happeh birf dai HAPPEH BIRFDAI!!!!!!!!!
    Kittehs run fer teh parteh nao
    Fer jamamakitteh and marthav
    Kittehs hav a happeh nao
    Cus its JAMAMA AND MARTHAV’S DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!!

    Hav a grate birfdai on teh website
    Hav as manneh cheezburgers desyred
    Mabbe we can dansdansdans
    Fer awl dai nd nyt!

    geetar solo

    MARTHAV JAMAMAKITTEH MARTHAV JAMAMAKITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!
    DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN!!

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  33. fikshunkitteh says:
    August 17, 2008 at 10:13 am

    ♫♪ Hapee Birdai too yoo♪♫
    ♫♪ Hapee Birdai too yoo♪♫
    ♫♪ Hapee Birdai deer jamamakitteh♪♫
    ♫♪ Hapee Birdai too yoo♪♫
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Teh mostest wunnerfool wishies R been lefted heer
    fur teh byootiful, lubbing, talontid, suweet, caering adn bestist yoo dare is
    mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1797365

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  34. fikshunkitteh says:
    August 17, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Heers a litlol birdai sawn fur MarthaV,
    Mai yoo has teh birdai tahts hapee,
    Haop yur dai is filled wif hugs adn lubs
    adn purrs, hedbonx adn menny rubs!!
    //mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1797523

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  35. fikshunkitteh says:
    August 17, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Heers a litlol sawng fur Miss MarthaV
    Tew wishes her a birfday tahts hapee
    Haoping yur dai is filled wif lubs
    And purrs, hedbonx sawfee rubs!
    //mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1797502

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  36. Cassidy says:
    August 17, 2008 at 10:49 am

    (Mewsic notes I dunno how to maek)…

    Happy, happy birfday, we see yoor lookin cyoot
    Dansin on teh table in yoor…
    Oops, rong song!

    Happy birfday to yoo,
    Happy birfday to yoo.
    Happy birfday, deer Jamamakitteh an Marfa V,
    Happy birfday to yoo!

    An menny happytail returns uv teh day!

    Hab sum spise caek wif carmel icing an sum reel vanilla icy creem! No calries in dis treet. Mai dis be yoor bestest birfday yet, bofe uv yoo!

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    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      August 17, 2008 at 11:25 am

      Cassidy! Yoo dont reelee need to maek them. The noats, ai meen. I just copy an payste them! Ai keep them awn a werd fyol – and they are tehere whenebber ai need tnem!

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      • Cassidy says:
        August 17, 2008 at 5:52 pm

        Fank yoo, Janet. I wood neber has thought uv copy an paste!

        My compyooter illiterasee, let me show yoo it.

        ♫♪… hey, it works! Fank yoo agin!

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  37. vgersmom says:
    August 17, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Happee happee birfdaes tu u Jamamakitteh an MarthaV!! Ai iz soree ai is laet tu teh partee an kant stai fur lawng. Ai brots a rassleberry tart adn sum choklit truffulz – enuf fur eberywun tu shaer. Ai will leev ur pressens ober hier – MarthaV can get hurz inna mornin wen she waeks up.
    *puts daun tu bokes rapped in shinee purpledy paper wif lacey wite boes*
    Ai gotz each ub u a majikul snoeglowb. Wen u shaeks it up, u kan see teh mos happiest moment u cud ebber imajin wif teh kittehs or peepulz u lubs adn in teh plaes dat is teh mos byootimus in ur hart adn u gets de mos relaksin adn happee feline. Ai hoeps it is a gud pressen. Hab a wunnderful dae!

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  38. amandakat says:
    August 17, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    i been thinkin about presents… i reely enjoyed teh party ..awll teh parties inna last few weeks . hubcat doesnt get it but dats o.k. i dont get NASCAR. tah eech his own .
    i be bringin to dah parties lubberly everlastin roses. dey refresh each and every morning . u can change the color when you want to and teh fragrace is most beautimouse. the roses come in a kitten shaped vase ob alabaster(which go wid all decore) many happy returns to awl de bifday peeps
    it was wunnerful party

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  39. big-gladys says:
    August 17, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    *whispers Happee Birfdai, MarthaV*
    I jus set dis boks down bai teh bed while u sleepz. Ai noes wanna waek u.
    *sets a beri ordinaree boks down next to a sleeping MarthaV. Teh boks haz awl sortz of holez in deh sidez adn a curioos sound comez frum inseyed. a sort ov quiet vibratin noiz. whil marthaV stil be zzzzzzZZZ a liddl fuzzeee hed pokes up out ov deh boks, looks round den jumpz sawftlee on2 deh bed wif gentul floofy pawz, rubz hiz littul fuzzee hed under marthav’s chin an purrrrrzzzzzzz.*
    Iz a speshul, bery cyoot oranj kitteh (nawt poison) taht will neber eat deh birdies. Iz begetarian kitteh. Will awl wayz stai kitteh and gibs u awl sortz ov snorglz 4 eber an eber.
    Happee Birdai MarthaV. Sweet dreamz.

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  40. Jack Deth says:
    August 17, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Happee Birffday 2
    Jamakitteh andz awllso
    MarffzV! Happee

    Birffday 2 U! Hoapz
    u boaff habz wunndurrfull day
    andz much HappeeTayl

    Mennee Cheezburgrz
    andz Nom Nom Bawkz Peetza 4
    U boaff throo t3h yeer! :-)

    Jack.

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  41. D.R. says:
    August 17, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Dr. Smallbird diagnoses a problem for the kitteh

    “U needz a cheezburger rite away.”

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  42. big-gladys says:
    August 17, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Happee Birfdai Jamamakitty.
    *handz Jamamakitty a tinee littul shinee boks awl rapped in purpul shiney paper adn tyed wif a big gren bow*
    *Jamamakitty openz boks adn awl ov deh suden teh boks iz relly beeg. Clozes boks ahd it getz smal ‘gin.*
    Iz splain… Wehn ai maek joolery som ob teh tiem it iz 2 hard 2 seez awl teh littul beadz and shiney tings. If u uze teh magik boks it maek tings beeg adn smal jus so u canz maek dem eaizer. Maek dem wahteber sizes u needz speshully soz u can seez dah holes to put deh streeng fru. Den, wehn u finish jus putz dem in teh boks gin ahd tehy shrink bak 2 deh write siez ‘gin. I hopez u liek it.
    Happee Birfdai!

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  43. fikshunkitteh says:
    August 17, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Hapee Birfdai MarthaV!!
    //mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1798433

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  44. burfday fairy says:
    August 17, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    *burfday fairy tryin reel hard not to splort*
    HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trols hoo haz tehms burfdays today! an espeshully a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to jamamakitty an anovver big HAPPEE BURFDAY to marthav! today i haz maded cuppiecaeks in ebree kind ob chonklit tehre iz inkluding not-chonklit for teh peeplz hoo purfurs taht, wif all kinds of purty fansee sprinklee icing decorashuns on top! an fizzyfrooty punch, shiny poynty party hats an noyzmakers for ebreewun!!!
    § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪ § ♥ « ♫♪ ¤ ☼ » ♫ ß ♥ ~ ♪♪ ¤ ☺ ₪
    an finish it all off wif a songandans!

    ♫♪happee happee burfday♫♪
    *tappity tappity tap*
    ♫♪to marthav♫♪
    ♫♪an jamamakitty♫♪♫♪
    *tappity tappity tappity tap*
    ♫♪an all teh peepz in cheezland♫♪
    *tappity tappity tap*
    ♫♪hoo haz teh burfdays todaaaaaaaaaay!!♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
    *tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tap*

    okay, i kan splort now. *sploooorrrrrt*

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  45. lunarmommy says:
    August 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    happy burfday marthav! happy burfday jamamakitty! i bringed chonklit cuppycaeks wif luvly sparkly frostin-flowrs on teh tops! hope yoo eech haz a wondermous burfday an yeer full ob blessings!

    (burfday fairy aksed me to say taht she maded a verry fine burfday greeting wif cuppycaeks an konfettiz an songandans, but pparently wurdpress hasta chew it ober for a wile, hopefly it’ll show up soon. herz too tired frum teh songandans to do it all ober agin. )

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  46. kafleen says:
    August 17, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    *donkey wanders in too teh room*

    *looks around*

    Dere wuz a partee heer!

    *eers twitch*

    Sumbuddee wur lubbed and cherished ~!!!!

    Yase, I r pickun up teh vibrashuns!!!!! *hums quietly too self bits ub Good Vibrations wile ambling around room, lookeeng at teh remains ub teh festibbitees*

    Oooooh, Cake!!! *nibbbuls a bite*
    Ooooooh, punch! *takes a tiny sip*

    *duz a littul happee leep*

    Wait, wutt?

    Dere wur TWO peepulls! *eers twtch sum moar an donkee stops furr a moment an lissuns too hart*

    2 cheezfrends wur lubbed and cherrished tooday!

    *heddesk*

    Oh noesz!!11!

    *Donkey realizes her missed teh party ub teh moast honorable Jamamakitty and Martha V!*

    Please too bee furgibbun dis dummeh hed donkeh furr not plannin a Head and beezing reddeh!

    *donkey gets distracted by a mint and noms it*

    *sigh*

    And now I muss go awai again cuzz I has too leeb. I finkso Ize will be in tuch laturz……

    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{jamamkitty}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Martha V }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    Happy Birfdays and menneh moars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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  47. blonderepublic says:
    August 17, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    Happee birfdaiz too u tooz!!1! Hoep u had onedurful dai wif all deese beeyoutiful cheezepeeps. Dis is mai nawt sekkund comment eva on ICHC–I am lookng fowrds to many moar comments and birfdaiz and dansdansdans heres! So nyce meetng u awl!!1!!

    (handz pressys to birfday gurlz) yay!

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  48. smammie says:
    August 17, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    {{{Jamama}}} {{{Martha V}}}

    tired liddle ol’ possum blinks open iys, yawnz (showin awl 50 teeny tiny teef)…”Ohhh nooooooeeee! Aye mist dah birfdaiz!!! Lukz liek ebberywun haz ah gud tiem tu. Iz a beri gud fing tu bii ah Cheezefren adn hab sew mush happiness whist opon teh natal dai, yesh, ifinkso.

    Scurriez op beeg , ohai, tree. Tyz banur tu tippy top branch. “Bombz awai!!!” Banur unferrelz tu reed
    *Happi tu noa yu boof awn yoar birfdai… eben happiur tu noa yu ebbery udder dai ob teh yaer!!!*

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  49. COBC666 says:
    August 18, 2008 at 4:24 am

    Haha that’s funny. Lovebirds are feisty little dudes. I have a couple of them and this fits the animal’s personality… In full.

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  50. Kaylee says:
    August 18, 2008 at 9:54 am

    plz to be taking my survey so I can has good grade? http://www.kwiksurveys.com/online-survey.php?surveyID=OHDI_7af383a

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  51. Kaylee says:
    August 18, 2008 at 9:55 am

    plz to be helping me with skool? clicky name link plz so I can has good grade. k thx bai

    Reply
  52. KrzyKitty says:
    August 25, 2008 at 7:57 am

    i new! help plzzz

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