Warning: Product may contain peanuts and kittehs.
Warning: Product may contain peanuts and kittehs.
iz gud 2 awlwayz put nut warning on fud.
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Dat’s OK, Ai aern’t `lerjik
iz dis a tie?
Yiss, we haz a tye soe we can goe 2 teh tye booteek an chyooz sumfing frum awl teh wundermus fings dey haz der.
k bring on teh good stuff
I fink zo-
yeah- lukz like dat! gud joob anipuss n qasim- iz goin bak ta bed. fur sum raison Iz bein wakin up round dis tyme thinkin “iz time for noo pitchur”!
You guyz goe to da tiebootek n havz phun……..
nite nite…..
momcat
Nite nite! sleap well! Ai iz juss proplee waked up (11.10 am heer) so muss goe owt fur teh papurr soon.
gud nite
No, iz not a tie, iz a pizza an a kitteh
But, iz teh kitteh nuts, oar are teh nuts habbing kittehs?
*snork*
*hed desk*
An URNJ kitteh, know less!
Mai peetza nehver comed with kittehs.
Morning, Annipuss! Grate TY yoo an Qasim hav tehre!
An pleez scuze mee while ai just hang this aut heer!
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HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE!
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TODAY – SUNDAY, TEH 17th ov AUGUST, 2008
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We will celebrayte teh birfdays of
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Jamamakitty and MarthaV
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THE PARTEE WILL START AT THE THIRD PIKCHOOR OV THE DAY
8 AM – ICHC taim (base)
11 AM – PST (+3)
2 PM – EST (+3)
7 PM – TTI time (+5)
8 PM – Europe time (+1)
Midnite – Pakistan/India (+4)
EestCoastAustrailia (+3 oar 4??? DST maeks fur a bit ov confoozilayzashun!;) )
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Pleez noet teh TIME correckshuns!!! Ai furgot that weak ends ar different!!!
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Ebreewun iz invited. Teh Birfday gurls hav sed they will bee heer! YAY!!!! It iz 11 AM fur JamamaKitty, an ai think 4 AM awn teh 18th fur MarthaV. She sed she will set hur alarm klock!
Hard to plan fur peepl hoo liv half a whirlled apart!
Ai B sew saurri tu mis da pardi todai, sew HAPPITAYL HAPPITAYL TO JAMAMAKITTY AND MARTHAV, * liddle furry paws clap and do a dance around the room, ending in a small, not-too-graceful leap and landing* HAPPITAYL BIRFDAY TU YU TWOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ai haz tu git reddy to sing at ceiling cat haus dis morninin adn iz du-in’ pitati salid 4 a fambly gateherin’ (yaz, wii haz kittehs tehere tu) afterlyk, sew ai wil miss teh pardi. Can haz a martooni 4 mii? kthxbai
Gud moarning, eberywun! Rite nao is 3:55AM ICHC time and 9:55AM EDT, wich iz +6, nawt +3 (teh 2PM iz correkt). Nd weakenz r nawt difrunt fur mi. JCH4K, Aifinkso Ai hab teh solooshun 4 u sew u doan haz 2 werk ur brayne sew hadr: Just annownce n ICHC tyme…wi awl noes whut owr tyme continumum differenshul iz (if nawt, pozt a commint liek MarthaV did yesturdae, luk at teh tyme awn it nd do teh maff). Nd ryte nao sum ov us r awn Daelite Savings Tyme, nawt Standurd Tyme (EDT, nawt EST). Itz wurth a trai!! PS: Fanks fur keepin trak ov ebbereebuddee’s burfdaes, Janet!! {{{{JCH4K}}}}
Thanks Catsablanca. Ai wuz adding eech taim to teh wun just befoar it. Wuz eezier fur me.
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But yoo wud bee surprized hao menee reelee reelee smart peeple get confoozed about ICHC taim an there own taim. So ai thot ai wud let ebreebuddee know as best ai cud!.
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But dont furget – yoo can awlways com much laytur. This iz, afterawl, cyberspayce!
Martoonie came to cweenmj’s partee just yesterday, riding hur giant snail!
Ize cummin too teh party late, Ize afrade. Maor worrkees r too blame.
Layte iz WAAAAAY bedder than nawt at awl!
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An PLEH ai say to the major werkees!
Maeking a donkee wurk awn Fundae…..izznt taht animul abuus?
Yuss, wiik indz AR difrunt.
HB erlii stylii, tew Jamamakitty an MarthaV! Lettuce bee teh furst tew wishyu. Oar klowss tew teh furst, ennywai.
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no want pizza
but iz freshez n tasti!
momcat
gascat iz momcat is gascat? :::::::confuzzled::::::::
Ai fink dat gascat iz momcat’s kidlet an dey shaer teh uzernaem.
yup and somtyms Fishy Kitteh plais too
oooooo. thx fur cleering taht up. Aifinks ai write to gascat wehn it waz relly momcat ai iz writing 2.
sry bout dat… weiz fergetz sumtimz dat der r peepz out der dat no knowz how weiz be confuzuling…..
s’ok whut eber nom u putz on da commentz…… we awl readz dem….
I ‘pose we shud fixez dis sumdai…. but weiz ustd to it, n gascat iz da onli geeki wun dat can mak da ‘puter a countz wifout messen up….
momcat
yup-
uz gottz it! I (momcat) iz gascat n fishykittehs mom…
we all use gascats sigh in because himz wuz da furst wun hear. (asides which t phun ta sharez sumfin wif yur 19 yer old sun n 12 yer old dauther.
Da wai it wurks- gascat neber putz himz nom in da commentz, onli fishykitteh n I do- sos if u sees a comment frum gascat, wif no nom in da comment- dat reli iz gascat- udderwize is wun of us.
Iz kinda complimicated butz we bein doin it dis wai fur ober a yer n I fink changen wud confuzzle da peeps who no us dis wai…..
sry to confuzzle u oobark…….
momcat
Yes! It werks fur us. We wudnt know waht wuz happening otterwise. We just luk fur momcat at the bottom. EEEEZ~
Dis peetsa tayste like kardbored!
Doan’t dey awl?
I buyed you a peetsa, but I eated it.
awl dun wif peeza afer da “no peeza” pitchur
can has cheeseburger instead?
kthxbai
momcat
Maaaahm! Dere’s a hair in mah peetza! Lak 59 million of dem! Wif teef!
ohh, i dun lyke kitteh flavur!
(by de way, i luv kittehs, just not deir flavur)
lolz
Nyse saev……Caretrollz myte haev coem aftur u!
wut about cheezburgers? or cookies?
ai din no taht freschetta came with kitteh; ai’ve nebber seed taht in mai store! pears taht kitteh defrosts okay, tho.
give us pizza
Diz kitteh finkin awtsid da bocks.
Iz Heizenberg Kitteh – iz inside adn owtsize box at teh saym thyme!
An kleerlee thinking autside teh box!
Thinkin owtside teh box, but reclinin inside teh box
Da bestest ob boff wirlds!
Kitteh lukkin fur anchoveez on dat peetsa.
peetza protektor!!!
mmm kitteh peetsa!
i’z hav a peas?
Emptee stoar bawted
Nom Nom Bawkz Peetza iz ‘Pleh!”.
Carree Owt’z bettah!
Stoar bawted Nom Nom
Bawkz feelz cheep awn Kitteh’z fur.
Wayr didz t3h ‘wawrm’ goez?
Cheep Peetza Bawkz no
habz Aroama Therapee.
Kitteh upsetted!
If Hewminz wantz hawt
Nom Nom Peetza, day coodz at
leest cawll ‘Dawmminnoez’
Jack.
Wunse agen, bravo!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-bravo-bunny.jpg
(Ai reelee lykes teh Bravo Bunneh!)
Woot!!
teh orinj wunz r poysin! No wantz poysin peetsa!
This cat looks exactly the same as one of my cats…
I mean exactly like him I thought it was him.
PAUL!!
Ai dint see yoo urlier! Ar yoo bak, too???? Where have yoo been! An wai hav yoo stayed away fur so long???
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Mai, but it iz gud to see you!
Do you want a pizza me?
*hed desk*
O hai dayr. Mah naym iz Tawm. Tawm A. Tohsaws. Nais tu meet u.
HAPPEH BIRFDAY JAMAMA KITTEH! YEYYYYYY BIRFDAYS ARE NIEC.
I din’t order peproni
Kitteh LUUUUUVVV pizza…me want pleez …. lots of cheez and pepperoniii..num num num!
peetsa gots peanutz?? no want!!!!!!
LOL Italian worz on amrican foods r made up. wat de hek is FRESCHETTA??
that looks exactly like my kittah, teeny kittah
TheFerceKnee has a pic of her