ur rediculous little opinion… has been noted
kittehz nivver interested in wut hoominz haz 2 say.
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no wait!! itz not wat u fink!
It’s u an me in anuvver tye, Hashim! Rais u 2 teh tye booteek!
OK!!
a big race in 3..2..1…GO!!
Ai fink u wud beet me. Did u noe Ai iz 5 tiems ur aij?!
hmmm…
i fink we hab a ty agayn!!
double da ty booteek!!
Wi r awl yung nd byootiful n teh innerwebs, Annipuss!!! (Gud fing, 2!!)
Oh, insied Ai iz teh saem aij as Hashim, but teh fraemwurk iz gettin awfull creekee!
noway!!
uz az young az… any young person!! u albayz get da nawt sekund commint!!!
Hashim is a verree machewer an sofistimacayted 13. Annipuss slytly more so!
13????? Oh LOL! Ai thot at leest 19!
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NO WUNDER he iz soo gud wif teh speed an teh pewter knowlej!
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An annipuss hurself iz way to jung to bee kreekee!
hmmm… so u didnt noe i waz 13??
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so… naow i fink eberyone noez iz 13. da fing i noez iz dat no one expected it!!
OH NOEZ!!1!
wat iz u saying, Janet!!
iz 13!!! nawt 5…
Yoo must admit – 5 wud hav bin prettee amazing! LOL!
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But Hashim – 13 iz prettee amazing, too! Ai dint eben know half az much az yoo do when ai wuz 13 – an ai wuz verree smart, too!
Yu shud see wut he has to sai awn Cheezfrenz! Yu MUST com awn ober moer offen, JCH4K
yes… u noez, i could gib u da linkys which hab da picshure of pakistan and one pikshure of meh….
u noe, if u want dat iz…
P.S. i also haz a blog at word press… if u want da linky fur dat too… u know…i can gib it to u
Ar yoo kidding? Ov CORSE ai wud want that! Awl ov that!
ok…. da linky for da blog is…. hashimhaider.wordpress.com
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and da linky fur da pikshures is….
picasaweb.google.com/s.hashimhaider/Pakistan
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and da linky to mah kittehz video iz…
video.yahoo.com/mypage?s=4788175&public=1
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and finally da linky to mah kittehz pikshures iz…
picasaweb.google.com/s.hashimhaider/MyCats?authkey=82wukdI_BVA
Thanks! Ai cant doo it rite nao – but az soon az ai get bak! Well, maybee just wun kwik wun! Hard to resist! Prollee futile!
Cool pics, Hashim! So nice to see you!
fantastic pictures, Hashim. Pakistan looks beautiful.
luked up yer linkee too .beautimuss green yard and kittees
btw i is lernin lotza interloob stuff frum yew all-is impressin hubcst teknical support!
Fanks eberyone!!
iz glad we iz halpful!!! {{amandakat}}
fankz fur da complimentz!!
Ai haz seen ur blog, Hashim, nd u r a berry wize 13…..Ai wuld nebber hab gesst it!!
Hashim! Ware in Pakistan r yoo? Kan yoo tell us? I awlwais imajin ur in Karachi.
iz in lahore… itz better than karachi in many wayz… da environment and stuff…. only fing missing iz da sea!
Hmmm… must find dat on Google Earth. Isn’t Lahore near Islamabad?
yes!!
u know quite a lot bout Pakistan!!
i haz a happee!
Never mind. I’m wrong again!
iz going for dinner. BRB!
okie… iz bak
Ohai, ai waz oot (talking Canadian der) tew get gas fur mai kar.
ok!
Oh ambercat – ai know! Ebreewun there luvs it so. Fur mee – it iz just – TAIM! Ai havn’t got enuf ov it!
ya 5… i could only imagine LOL!!
a 5 year old boy sitting on da computer wiff himz parentz staring at him liek dis
An wot wud yur perrents sai if tehy knu yu wer up at 2 am to taek part in teh party rayse?! Hmmm?!!!
akshullee, dey were awake dem selves at dat tiem!!
today at da birffday, iz nawt so hopeful but will try!
Well – yoo see – ai wuz AKSHULLEE saying taht Annipuss wuz awnlee 25. Becuz despite hao awld ar boddeez get, tath iz about hao awld we ar fur arselves.
– maeks mee reelee laff a lot!
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Ov corse, we, hoo ar *ahem* sumwhat older, KNOW much moar nao then wehn we were 25 – thank gudness! But innerlee – that iz hao we feel, nebbertheless. Wich, ai think, iz wai we awl play so well heer togedder.
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But yes! Hashim!. The parentz luking at teh 5 yeer awld at teh pewter
o yes… well, akshullee, eberyone iz young here at ICHC… u know wiff da
CCC and da kittehs and stuff!!
Ai is 4 tiems hiz aij.
Ai’m tew tyrd awlredee an ai stil has tew liv longur.
Doan wurry, eve, ICHC keepingz us yung. (I hoep)
Adn hazzin teh kittehs keepz us yung. Iz awl teh XRsize, Ifinkso. Put aot teh fuds, MpT teh littrbawx, brushinz teh furrs, pik up teh tois, opn teh dore 2 goez aowt, opn teh dore 2 goez N, adn on adn on.
Mai gudness yoo guize! That wuz so interesting ai awlmost furgot mai dootee!
HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE!
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TODAY – SUNDAY, TEH 17th ov AUGUST, 2008 – THE VEREE NEXT PICKSHOOR!
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We will celebrayte teh birfdays of
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Jamamakitty and MarthaV
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THE PARTEE WILL START AT THE THIRD PIKSHOOR OV THE DAY
8 AM – ICHC taim (base)
11 AM – PST (+3)
2 PM – EST (+3)
7 PM – TTI time (+5)
8 PM – Europe time (+1)
Midnite – Pakistan/India (+4)
EestCoastAustrailia (+3 oar 4??? DST maeks fur a bit ov confoozilayzashun!
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Pleez noet teh TIME correckshuns!!! Ai furgot that weak ends ar different!!!
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Ebreewun iz invited. Teh Birfday gurls hav sed they will bee heer! YAY!!!! It iz 11 AM fur JamamaKitty, an ai think 4 AM awn teh 18th fur MarthaV. She sed she will set hur alarm klock!
Hard to plan fur peepl hoo liv half a whirlled apart!
An teh taims ar counted frum the previous wun. Nawt frum teh base.
I gets da shiny pointy hats ready and da fings dat you bloo in dat make PTTHNHHT noise. I makes gallons ob martoonies and gallons of anyfing else anybuddy wants. We gotz chocolate in elebenty seven forms and udder stuff if uz dont want chocoate. Even got chocolate therapist to helpz joo figger out what is wrong wif you if you dont like chocolate.
Lez trai dis agin.
Ai haz maed moar caek, Hunny an armund, an daet an wall nut.
Naow go wai plzthxbai.
Congratshulaces on anuver ty, to annipus and hashim!
testing, testing – where iz mai avatar?
Ohai mkultra999!!!
i can see ur abatar!!
u can see it too, rite??
Ai see Lundun
Ai see Franse
Ai see….o, wayte, taht’s nawt teh saem.
Nebber mynd.
Hao r u 2dae, Hashim? Nsted ov playing heer, Ai shuld b owtsyde battuning down teh hatchez n cayse Tropical Storm (maybe Hurricane) Fay hitz heer 2sdae. Ai’m wayting til laetur 2 c waht it does aftur it crossez Cuba.
Ohai Catsablanca!!
iz fine! i hope u stayz safe frum da tropical storm!! i dont fink da intensity isnt much… or it would hav been on da news
*whispers to catsablanca*
Hashim libs in Lahore, Pakistan, soe Ai fink him iz saef!
*whispurrz bak tew annipuss*
Ai knowz himz iz saef…..Ai wuz saeing taht Ai shuld b gettin reddy fur teh storm.
/lolspeak off/ I’m half way down on the left side of Florida (that little hangy peninsula…Tampa Bay area). We’re in the middle of the projected path cone, so even if the storm isn’t a direct hit, we’re going to get some really nasty weather. /lolspeak on/ PLEH!!
plz 2 b battenin urself doawn 2!!! we wudn wanna hafta sednd teh firemens 2 resqew u frum a tree!!!!
(LCB wud miss teh firemens, u c?)
Ohai Africat!! Fank u fur ur consern fur mai ownself. Teh firemens wuld b berry bizzee….awn teh propertee wehre Ai lib tehre’s mi, mai 5 kittehs, 5 ovver peeps, 1 goggie, nd 30 uvver kittehs. Iz a wunnerful plaise 2 lib….u can alwais fynd a snorgle!
WoW! datz alotta snorgul oppz! Taek
Kair {{Catsablanca}}! ov u n evrabudy.
ps. ai usta luv to watch teh stormz dat
we cud stay fur…ai membur HurrcnBetsy
wif teh pyntreez bendin adn wavin lyk
grainz blowin n teh windz….
Taht’s berry poetik, PC! Wi libs alawngsyde a rekreashunul trayl nd haz a roe ov Austraylun Pinez. Tehy bendz inna windz, nd 4 yeers agoe tehy protektid uz frum teh hurricaynz bcuz tehy donut braek. Tehy alsew sownds sew naise wehn teh normul windz blowz thru themz. 3 ov mai nayburz r owt ov town, nd Ai’m takin caer ov dere 9 kittehs. Jorja’s n taht projekted paff kone, tew, sew u b kareful az well, PC!!
I hab one of dem flags wif da blak an wite checker board on it, but jooz guys neber gibs me a chance to use it. Maybe joo needs flag wif stripes like da ones from fancy schools for “ties”? (Sry. Dat one eben hurted me!)
Taht wun hirt sew mush itz gonna leev a bruuz!!
serius kitteh reedz dict… dic… spellen book for fun.
spellen buk no gud, tho — can’t find “nom” or “kitteh” and “cheezburger” spelld rong.
Egghed kitteh does not yoke arownd.
:snerk: Iz taht a ‘yoke?”
*groan* *heddesk*
Dis meens yoo not crackin’ up?
Puhleez stawp! Mai brayne iz getting fried!!
or scrambuled?
Ai luv relaxin on teh weakinz…itz lyk bein on hollandayz!
Oteh, u win, PC!!!
Ai c up dare dat yu gotz lotza dear cumpanyunz. “^.^”
gonna go chek wher dat storm iz goin……(hay, i lyk teh
quotz..dey lux lyk litl tufts ov hairz on hiz earz) awwwww
we cud uz sum rainz tu fillz owr lakez…..
Teh kitteh haz teh moast seereeus wiskers Ai eber seed!
Luk at teh wiskurz awn taht kitteh!!!!!
GMTA Catsablanca! Dey aer wumdermuss wiskerz!
GMTAATSM!! (Great minds think alike at the same minute!!) Taht kitteh bettur stae wae wae awae frum candulz!
Kitteh must b reelee big, 2 hav such lubbly lawng wiskerz!
Mebbe just fluffy. Yep, dats it. Fluffy.
“It’s gonna be a good year mother, jest look at the whiskers on these cats”
“all ur dictionaryz r belong to us, though, dier useless!! LOL!”
OHAI, GUIZE !
i brotted speshall tings tew goez inna ty- booteek- a box a teearahs n braslets and rings n eer ings, et cetahrah- i madz dem four u guize from real dyamundz n em er alds n saf fyres n roobees. da teearahs r dyamunds wif srinkles ob roobees, n dyamundz wit saf fyres n dyamundz wif em er aldz, n only ah few ob mii fav oar ets, a teearah ob roobees n em er alds n saf fyres inna patter en liek a oree entell rug, wit a beeg dyamund inna center.
AN, i madz speshall foar alla mii cheezfrens- a compleet set of ICHC pins/buttons made from da blu toe paz anna golden toe paz n rush en dyopside, n yello toormahleen, anna pink saff fyres n blac dyamunds, n a rang ob kitteh eer ings n ringz n nec laces made frum black n white n chocolet dyamunds n fire opals (foar da oranj onez yu knoe !)
n best ob awl, u can ware deez n e were, saflee, cuz no one will think deys reel !
Oh WOW! sparkysmom! Thoz ar fantamabulous! Ai’ glad yoo cud maek so menee, becuz ebreewun iz SHURE to want at leest wun!
ohai, Janet-
ai makez dees tings cuz wii bin habin sew manee rayses and partiis, ai tinks wii b needen some spesheal treetz for awl da ty-peeps
(ai tinks da booteek needz a spesheal counter , mayb ob glass? dat dey can lock up so lcb nawt can take dem owt to sea inna da lite?)
ai lubs da sparklee bits myself- cant neber hab too manee !
i find nao dat ai done re-tyred ai can ware eberyting ai liek, when ai liek, no worries abawt da stoopy ‘serbativ bosses !
worst cums too worst, ai’s jus da crazy-cat-lady wid joolree !
Oh, SM, taht beez sumfin eberybuddy shud ass pire 2–BN a crazy cat lady wif jury. Iznt BN re-tyred jus teh bestest?
*peekz in da box*
oooo. prittee. shinee.
I’ll take it up 2 deh Ty-booTeek and help Gibbocat stawk deh shelves. Sew mennee luvvlee thingz, evereewun will kumming up 2 gettingz sum. Awl deh ladiez uv Cheezland will b lukking egg straw byuteeful wearing dis joolree!
{{{{{{sparkysmom}}}}}}}
tank yoo MJ!
Yoo b shur too halp urself, and b shoor Gibbo cat doez too !
(note to da guy cheezpeeps- yur ladies (da mommehs, sisters,friends, wifes, n teachers n aunts n granmahs) b liekin deez !
n da guize cab ware da pins n buttons demselves ! deys yoo-na-secs !
So gud uv u tuu b thinking uv deh guize. Sumtimez I fergitz dat teh boize liking deh shinee sparklee fingz 2!!
Der are some hoowud say dat reel menz doan do der ‘bling’. Weddin band (plain yellow gold) and wrist watch, das all. No chayns, no ear-blings, no studs stuk frew any parts ob you, no pinky rangs (unless yer naym is Corleone), no braselitz (cept praps the medical ones), an defin8ly NO TUNG BOLTS! (urp)
wow!! cool!!
where didja get all da gemz from!!
i can haz sum!!! da wurk iz gr8!! and da ICHC buttons are gr8 too!!!
hai, hashim- i wuz tinkin ob yoo when ai madz deez- dat gibed mii da ICHC pin/button ideer ! sow der wuz sumpin foar da guize too !
ai getz da gems frum da tb- dey sellz da loose gemstones inna “packets” ob awl diffrent sizes- iz fun
ai knoes weaving, so ai uzes da weevin paturns for d teearahs- werks bery well
very well dun akshullee!!!
i lub da pinz!!
dey’z gr8!!
CHOCKLIT DIAMOND -want
dese tings r most beyootemousful, sparkysmom!
ai agrii de chawklit dyamunds r most raar! u haz eggsellent tayste!
Kitteh luks liek hims studeeng teh lolcat bybul. Him nawt fink u troo ceilingcat bleevr.
As I often imagine my cat saying to me, “GOD, you’re stupid.”
Beeg Tukksee Sidnee
Greenstreet Kitteh reesurchezz
‘Mawlteez Cheezburgr’
Wuz wunss a tribbyoot
2 Ceeleeng Cat frum Dawggehz
frumz arowndz t3h Wurld
Sumwun, mebbee a
Dawggeh stoled t3h Cheezburgr
lawwwwwng agoez. Sidnee
Greenstreet Kitteh habz
beenz surcheeengz 4 itz ebber
since. Wantz itz badlee
Nawtz 2 Nomz. Juss 2
habz! Sidnee Greenstreet Kitteh
needz sum Thayrapee
Jack.
Oh, Jack – wun ov ur best eber!
I cant say ‘ur best eber,’ caws u keeps commin up wif beter wuns!
funderous aplaws frum teh floofy paws!!!!!
thank u, Jack!
what an intriguing poem!
i luvs teh maltese falcon- movie n short story both
“What you mean the Kitteh code be more like guidelines than actual rules.”
Rulez r lyk buttunz adn catnip toiz, meant tu b undun 1 atta tym.
RIDICULOUS
eeben lolcats shud lern 2 spel teh werd
RIDICULOUS
REE-DICK-Q-LUSS
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RAWDIKKEULOWS
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RIDICK-Q-LUS
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READICKQLAWS
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wuteber, Dubai Vol
Der awl rite!!1!*
Awl DVz kunsern bowt spelling b reedikerus.
Wii b lolcatz, wii spelling how wii likes.
iz eberyone casting a spell on da lolcat?
(in Harry Potter Part 3 wiff professor lupin… RIDICUL..RIDICO…aargh! wat eva it iz!)
ohai {{{Hashim}}}
Ur spelin iz ‘READICKQLUSS’
LOL
Ohai misslionforu!!!
well…at ICHC… eberyonez spellin iz REDUCKULOSS!! LOL!!
duh! ai no dat. sum dont tho…
Ai peekt at ur piks. berry, berry keeyoot kittehs!
adn U R a berry handsum yung man, Aifinkso!!1!
oh fank u misslionforu!!!1!!
haz u seen da video wiff da screaming kittehz??
b4 watchin’ it, wear ur CHRG!!
*SNERK*
yessir, ai did!!!! Dey R dee OSSIM!!!
ai did habin awn teh CHRG. ai wuz prepeard!
Dey has teh helffy set uv lungs, fur shur!
lol
Gud Mawnin cweenmj! {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Ai hoep U had a wunnermouse birfdai. Sry ai mist da partee. Ai du haz 2dai awf tho. Ai’ll B awn n awf awl dai.
*whispurz*
ai hoep ai wuznt owtta lien wif DV… Da hole point uv dis iz 2 hab horubul spelin, rite?
Not tu wurry bowt beeing late……. I wuz 40 minitz late, msef.
I dunno wut DVz problum wuz……… everbuddy noez catz cant spell so gud.
Ohai cweenmj!!!
fanks fur givin dat nice comment on mah blog!! i appreciate it!!
*whispurrs* peepz will fink iz popular too wiff people tehehe….
“I told you ‘inconceivable’ doesn’t mean what you think is means.”
Arragant kitteh is…..better than yew (and meh).
I fink dat after dat lass twip to der vet, the kitteh is now livin de meenin of inconceivable.
I know what 11 letter word all cats pronounce incorrectly
teh anticipatation(12) iz makin me wayt…..keepin me waitin…
Ai can’t git noe
Cat distraction
(apologees 2 teh Rolling Stoanz)
“(I can’t get no) Satisfaction” wuz ritten n teh citee wehre Ai growed up, but Ai dint git 2 goe 2 teh consert (Ai wuz a innocint 13 at teh tyme).
ai bleev i wuz less innosint at 13 den i am neow….. r
mebbe teh werd iz ignurint…..akshully…..
incorrectly
Accio Cheezburger! (am I teh onli one who tawt dis was a Harry Potter book?)
hmmm… yup i fink it waz jus’ u in da beginning…. and kitteh should say “RIDICULUS!!”
*poof!*
From the book of Punter Chapter 6 verse 3… ‘All you have to fear is me.‘
OT: Fang queue, Catsablanca! Ai is happytail naow!
Kittoonz far abuv teh stoopit hoomanz!
Tihs byootii luks laik mai Rani wivaowt teh tikka mark.
Ur opynyun has been noted…now take ur little batchlurs degrree ‘n go…
ohai, VIRZAN TILLWEED. It’s awlways nice to see yur nayme – so nao n then again!
I haz a phan!
Is it at all ironic that it looks like teh kitteh is reading the bible?
Not ironic at all, it’s fitting to say the least.
The lion shall lie down with the lamb…
ai kina wantz tew noe wut book teh kitteh is reedin.
People who read,maybe they ignore their cats to much,pages get shredded,pillows get wet,you know what i mean?