Comments on: When vacume cleaners go bad

By: Olivia

Olivia — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 05:44:38 +0000

that iz pretty freaky

By: empka

empka — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:21:48 +0000

brave sir kitteh, nearly standing up to the vicious chicken of Bristol…

By: Nazi

Nazi — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:39:30 +0000

Vacuum spelling fail.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:04:57 +0000

Wht bowt wen u has no cloves on an r dwn 2 sumfin?

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:59:12 +0000

*Dubbuhl SNERT*

Yu kan haz teh alkyuhawl. Givz mii teh JERK CHIKUN!!!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:57:57 +0000

…ah, but wot ai wantz tewknoe iz, ANGUS! Wharz yer TROOZURZ?

By: Icelegs

Icelegs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:46:37 +0000

lol! kitteh be trapped in vacoom cleaner

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:50:57 +0000

naow DAT iz fun eee! ai myte hav tew tri dat…

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:12:57 +0000

there is a special set of flames waiting for me after that one.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:23:07 +0000

ai finks da cold is y ly is shakin her thang so muchleh… becus it keeps her warm ebben wibout cloths awn. mebbeh we awl shud shake our thangs? or wud dat be fangs? omg… beddur nawt ^^

By: nismo

nismo — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:56:24 +0000

kitteh looks scared

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:27:51 +0000

Ewe our sew write.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:23:06 +0000

Greetingz Lady Monde!! ur first comint wif deh new name just takez a wyle 2 git past deh moder8erz. Now u b heer and teh shuu lukz smokin hot!! W00t! w00t

By: Hashim

Hashim — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:44:53 +0000

u lieks Nintendo too!? i haz played da new game of Metroid Prime(da series which haz Samus) and itz gr8!! da graphics, gameplay everyfin!! well, in super smash bruvverz brawl, i liek Link. Havent akshullee played much of it but itz a gr8 gaem!! all fear chocolate Samus!!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:40:24 +0000

mah kittehz get their life sucked out wen dey see a vacuum cleaner or hair dryer!! dey’z liek “RUN FOR UR LIFE!!! RESISTANSE IZ FUTILE!!”

By: flufffy

flufffy — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:38:55 +0000

aaaarrrgghh tell kitteh mah……

luvs youh

By: Hashim

Hashim — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:37:47 +0000

“When Vacuums Attack!! only on da nomming channel(tm)”

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:11:23 +0000

Nitey Nite,
*Waves floofy paw*

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:05:12 +0000

Wud dat be a hunnert doller towell perchance?

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:03:03 +0000

*Snert*

I reded this da nawt sekkond time as ‘Still In There’ techmology.

:laugh:

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:57:35 +0000

yah… I noez…
I triez ta goez frum da ICHC two mai ondaline claz…. mai fingipawz getz awl mixeded up n I startz loling in claz……

den agaim u shud seez less son plan in lol

” da studmentz willz correcli produc da “ch” sawnd 80% ub da tyme
…”da studmentz wilz writ a nawt sekond sendance usin corrected gramma 0% ub da tyme…”

well- I gotz ta go bak ta claz, I reli due hab two rite a 5 piecez lamguage art unit… haz ta beez ona theem….. wunda…. iz lolcat a theem???? hmmmm…

momcat

By: jd

jd — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:46:41 +0000

Iz owkai – vakkyewm gawt a bunch ob mausies urlier – dey can’t run from yu nau!

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:18:47 +0000

Leave me! Sabe de corms!!

By: lindykat

lindykat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:05:57 +0000

nitey nite. *wraps jamamakitty in floofy bluu blankey wif clowds on it*
let de breezes cool yr evening dreems

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:04:04 +0000

yer prolly rite……… in teh meentime ai haz tew get to bed…….. fanks agin fur teh gud day!!! :yaewn:

By: lindykat

lindykat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:53:07 +0000

cownt de monfs. not de dayzs. it will go fasterer.

By: lindykat

lindykat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:50:51 +0000

lissening naow. Yr rite, he is relly gud. mebbe I haz to visit iTunes storee instesd of wii don’t get dem in da ty bootik.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:49:04 +0000

oh der is no comparison…….. totally diffrent music

ai jus mentioned him cuz ai’ve been playin his cd lots lately…. himz did teh song “when you say nothing at all” from Notting Hill……. ai got teh sound trak frum dat movie an pursuuuued himz music

ai did have a gud dai!! fanks tew awl teh cheezpeeps an mai frens IRL…. just wish ai dint have to werk tomorrow………. ai jus has anovver yeer or sew… sigh

By: lindykat

lindykat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:38:57 +0000

which du u liek best?

By: lindykat

lindykat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:38:10 +0000

nao, habent lissened to Ronan Keating.
Eva Cassidy waz so hawntingly beyootiful ai cried. ai am tawkin to da amazonz abowd gettin sum of her cds.
Hope u had a guud birfday tuday.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:34:13 +0000

SHEESH hyoomin!
Yr cleening masheen…
…et sucks!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:26:54 +0000

gud ebbenin LK, ai saw yer post on cheezfrenz bout Eva Cassidy…….. ai has a cupple her cds….. sew sad dat her died so yung!!!

duz yew ebber lissen to Ronan Keating? himz rilly gud tew – in a diffrent way

By: cactusyank

cactusyank — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:26:36 +0000

or Vacoom

By: cactusyank

cactusyank — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:25:34 +0000

VACUUM…

By: hamjudo

hamjudo — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:22:29 +0000

nowai. Ceiling cat not want that.
Endz of da vaccume clener. Ceiling cat apr…apruv…umm… likez dat.
Vaccume clener bag no match fur da pointee endz of basement cat.

By: lindykat

lindykat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:07:30 +0000

bee shur u skweeze reeeelly tite on da hugz, cweenmj. mayke dem feelz reeelly wanted.

By: lindykat

lindykat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:04:26 +0000

mebbee ur profsesser iz a cheezpeep tu. cheezpeepz unner stand de spellings in de payprs.

By: greasycat

greasycat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:03:01 +0000

Dis stoopy Roomba robot-vac out of control. Do Not Want!!

By: lindykat

lindykat — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:01:49 +0000

nekkid dansdansdansers arrive at enny tiem. iz takkin a break toonite.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:20:21 +0000

Oh MarthaV. Ai am so glad yoo laiked it. There wudda bin moar peepl heer, ai think, if it wernt’ awn a week end – so menee peepl missing. But it wuz a relee nice partee, ai thot!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:18:13 +0000

BEEG WIN!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:16:55 +0000

Ai know. It iz a bit. . .unusuall . . .to hav so menee wimmens dansing nekkind heer. But they seem to enjoi it – purrhaps it iz reelee helthee?

Yoo just needz sum praktiss, ai think. Wud yoo laik sum caek frum teh partee?? Oar – did yoo see waht Romeow browt?? lots ov home maed cookies – hur verree own resipes – wif ceberal different kinds ov choklit dip! VERREE taystee.

Any ur nice old water wud go well wif it . . tehm.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:15:30 +0000

*shaeks LY’s thang as well as own*

Not a problim

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:14:28 +0000

Ohai LCVA ai didint see teh baskitbawl. Ai hab bin watching kwite a lot of lympikx tho. We can has medals?

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:10:08 +0000

Ai m glad u hav de fined dat fur us. Ai will hab too ‘member dat wun. Ai tink ai hab been dooin too much uv da first kind n nawt ’nuff uv da sekund kind. Mebee ai shud wait until husbin is hoam fur da sekund kind.

He will sai ai habbint been ‘up to something’ offn enuf.

Hmmmm! Ai hab a plan!!!!

By: johnson442

johnson442 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:00:15 +0000

Ohai…..Musta been some drink they give me! Coulda swore I sa these wimmens dansing, uh, well…nekkid!
Um…thanx, but I think I’ll go get a drink of ice water.
A reely, reely big one!
(thinking maybe letting me loose on the weekends isn’t such a grate idea after all….takes getting used to, it does!)

By: two_kitteh_limit

two_kitteh_limit — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:49:38 +0000

Naked: spelled n-a-k-e-d; having no clothes on

Nekkid: spelled N-E-double-K-by-God-I-D; having no clothes on
and being UP TO SOMETHING

kthxbai (not looking at ly nekkid dansdansdansing)

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:49:35 +0000

U b in Scottie land??? KEWL!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:45:46 +0000

Ummmm . . .johnson442 – do yoo need a liddle halp heer?

Yoo ar looking a liddle dazed – an . . wet. This iz a peakewliar way to be ceelbryting yur Nawt Second???

Heer *extends floofee whyte paw* May ai help yoo up at leest??? An cud yoo use tehi verree sawft towell?? LOL! You’ve had kwite a nite awlreddee!

By: grmawgs

grmawgs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:40:03 +0000

Ohai, sistur cween mj. It iz ai yur humbul wun hoo wp wont let in under mai troo naim wif grene shoo abatar. Maibe ai hab tu put moar nfurmashun awn da paje so dey noze hoo ai em?