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HALP!!!!
sayvv urslf!!
Iz owkai – vakkyewm gawt a bunch ob mausies urlier – dey can’t run from yu nau!
con cats u la shuns! how wud yoo liek tew sillybrate? drinkies and dansies?
I guess I could takes a brake from the hurry can that eben now has pore ole Flawrida in it’s sights!
It might scare some toorists away, mebbe, everyboddy else just shrugs and picks up some batteries and makes sure de windows is all shut!
Too hoomid for ME to be dancin, jest somethin tall and cool fer the drinks would be great!
mebbe u cud sind sum ov taht rayne ovvr heer, in deh west you-ess, wee cud shore use it!
We can has LAWTS ob rayn heer in Skotland! Yu wunts sum?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Skawtland needs teh rayne. Iz onli howpe ob surbibing teh turists wu try tu play teh bagpipes.
Ugly!
ooh…that hurt mah ears just thinking about it…..
ys plz! *shakin bak at ly*
OKs, sendin yu teh rayn!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Naked: spelled n-a-k-e-d; having no clothes on
Nekkid: spelled N-E-double-K-by-God-I-D; having no clothes on
and being UP TO SOMETHING
kthxbai (not looking at ly nekkid dansdansdansing)
Ai m glad u hav de fined dat fur us. Ai will hab too ‘member dat wun. Ai tink ai hab been dooin too much uv da first kind n nawt ’nuff uv da sekund kind. Mebee ai shud wait until husbin is hoam fur da sekund kind.
He will sai ai habbint been ‘up to something’ offn enuf.
Hmmmm! Ai hab a plan!!!!
Wht bowt wen u has no cloves on an r dwn 2 sumfin?
(Takes sip of Tall, Cool Drink…glances over at Ly’s danse)
(forgets to swallow)
(or breathe)
(brane short-circuits)
Oops, sry abowt taht.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
U b in Scottie land??? KEWL!
…ah, but wot ai wantz tewknoe iz, ANGUS! Wharz yer TROOZURZ?
rum punch is tropical…….an some jerk chikn.
R teh Jerk Chickens cocky?
no i think dere henny-but wid loza spices
*snert*
*Dubbuhl SNERT*
Yu kan haz teh alkyuhawl. Givz mii teh JERK CHIKUN!!!
conga-rats on yr nawt sekund j442!!
And I fink dis kitteh be definamitely in need ob sum HALP!!
O!
M!
CC!
It’s mah bestest, bestest Guyfrend in teh wurld! Him bee Nawt Secund!!!!!!!!
R dis ur NS NS, j442????????????????
I just gotted home and saw!!!!
*Donkee dances self into egghostchin*
*plops obbur an faynts wiff a happy*
Ohai, Kafleen!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*shyly*
rnt u tired yet?
(slowly opens eyes and wonders “why I is on ground?”)
(“And *wearing* a Tall Cool Drink?!”)
(glances over at Ly again)
(eyes glaze over, head falls to ground)
(again)
Heer, Ai helps yu up.
*Ly holds owt paw*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai taykd a braek yesturdae, an Aiz goin to sleep agen sun.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Yew wan me to tek ober frum yew, Ly?
Is rilly too kold hea today for nekkid dansing, but ai maek teh sakrifys for teh cheezpeeps.
Only ib she akses me veddy veddy naicely.
Hee! Pleeze, priddy priddy pleeze, wud yu shayk mai thang?
*shaeks LY’s thang as well as own*
Not a problim
there is a special set of flames waiting for me after that one.
DAT cud bee veddy intehressting…..
Ohai, sistur cween, Ai’m chekking owt da surownds fur yu.
Greetingz Lady Monde!! ur first comint wif deh new name just takez a wyle 2 git past deh moder8erz. Now u b heer and teh shuu lukz smokin hot!! W00t! w00t
Ohai, sistur cween mj. It iz ai yur humbul wun hoo wp wont let in under mai troo naim wif grene shoo abatar. Maibe ai hab tu put moar nfurmashun awn da paje so dey noze hoo ai em?
OKs, yu can taek ober tunite. Ai wil be bak tomorrow.
Wun last tym…
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
OKs, ai kin do it until ai finishz teh twerk.
*Gits nekkid*
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
*KK shaeks her thang*
KK- didja see Kiwi ladiez basketball teem playing this mornin (in USA anyway)- lukked good against USA teem- I didn’t see end of game.
Ohai LCVA ai didint see teh baskitbawl. Ai hab bin watching kwite a lot of lympikx tho. We can has medals?
ai finks da cold is y ly is shakin her thang so muchleh… becus it keeps her warm ebben wibout cloths awn. mebbeh we awl shud shake our thangs? or wud dat be fangs? omg… beddur nawt ^^
for pet HAIR not PETS!!
Hmmm….this vac bag sure filled up fast, this time…..
Dyson Sill-inda Techmology … halpin to pree-vent kitteh disarsta since … 1993.
wid hepa filter
In dis cayse, vakyoom needz helpa filtur.
*Snert*
I reded this da nawt sekkond time as ‘Still In There’ techmology.
:laugh:
Yur the nawt first. Ai almost wuz, but nawt fast enuff.
Congradshoolaceshuns~!
(deer-in-headlights look!)
Oops..datwuz supozes 2 be “nawt second.” Ai cant keep up wif yu eggspeeriencd lolspeekers. Dew u has a speshul club?
jus teh club uv adikkted to ichc insted uv dooin werk…
Hee hee!
we all duz dat!!!
Yase, we has speshul club. It r club ub lubbing peepuls hoo beez kind too
eech uddur! An u has opun inbitatshun!!!
*Runz up 2 Dawn kee and nokkingz her ober.*
*major hed bonkz and purringz*
Oh Hai, Kafleen!!! U b beeyoooteemus!!
MJ!
*pulls owt wattur balloon wiff a
*
Aw, hell.
*puts down watur balloon and hugs cweenmj wiff a feerce happeh*
(wanders past with glazed look in my eyes)
Ohai, Kafleen!
(trips over water balloon, falls on top of it)
SPLOOSH!!!!
why I on ground, wet, again?
Ummmm . . .johnson442 – do yoo need a liddle halp heer?
Yoo ar looking a liddle dazed – an . . wet. This iz a peakewliar way to be ceelbryting yur Nawt Second???
Heer *extends floofee whyte paw* May ai help yoo up at leest??? An cud yoo use tehi verree sawft towell?? LOL! You’ve had kwite a nite awlreddee!
Ohai…..Musta been some drink they give me! Coulda swore I sa these wimmens dansing, uh, well…nekkid!
Um…thanx, but I think I’ll go get a drink of ice water.
A reely, reely big one!
(thinking maybe letting me loose on the weekends isn’t such a grate idea after all….takes getting used to, it does!)
Ai know. It iz a bit. . .unusuall . . .to hav so menee wimmens dansing nekkind heer. But they seem to enjoi it – purrhaps it iz reelee helthee?
Yoo just needz sum praktiss, ai think.
Wud yoo laik sum caek frum teh partee?? Oar – did yoo see waht Romeow browt?? lots ov home maed cookies – hur verree own resipes – wif ceberal different kinds ov choklit dip! VERREE taystee.
Any ur nice old water wud go well wif it . . tehm.
nekkid dansdansdansers arrive at enny tiem. iz takkin a break toonite.
Wud dat be a hunnert doller towell perchance?
Dis b ower speshul klub — rite heer on ICHC!! Just stik arownd… prittee soon u wont b abul 2 ty ping nrml ennemoar.
iz truu, ai m triing to rite a paypr fur mai masstrs de grii an iz hawrd tew spel rite!
I kant eben send a 2 line emayo 2 mai Mom wifowt habbing 2 spell chekking it.
“Dew knot trussed yore spell checker two ketch awl errors!”
Ewe our sew write.
mebbee ur profsesser iz a cheezpeep tu. cheezpeepz unner stand de spellings in de payprs.
naow DAT iz fun eee! ai myte hav tew tri dat…
was dere ever otter ways to spell- this has alwais how i spell tings. iam havin de trubble in not lolspeekin to civillians.
yah… I noez…
I triez ta goez frum da ICHC two mai ondaline claz…. mai fingipawz getz awl mixeded up n I startz loling in claz……
den agaim u shud seez less son plan in lol
” da studmentz willz correcli produc da “ch” sawnd 80% ub da tyme
…”da studmentz wilz writ a nawt sekond sendance usin corrected gramma 0% ub da tyme…”
well- I gotz ta go bak ta claz, I reli due hab two rite a 5 piecez lamguage art unit… haz ta beez ona theem….. wunda…. iz lolcat a theem???? hmmmm…
momcat
They has one they use on sum of the trolls, I think…
:snerk:
Axshullee wii haz fownded dat if wii rap dem in flooffee blankeez adn gibbing dem lotz uv hugz and lubz, dey runz away adn duzzn’t kumming bak.
bee shur u skweeze reeeelly tite on da hugz, cweenmj. mayke dem feelz reeelly wanted.
gud ebbenin LK, ai saw yer post on cheezfrenz bout Eva Cassidy…….. ai has a cupple her cds….. sew sad dat her died so yung!!!
duz yew ebber lissen to Ronan Keating? himz rilly gud tew – in a diffrent way
nao, habent lissened to Ronan Keating.
Eva Cassidy waz so hawntingly beyootiful ai cried. ai am tawkin to da amazonz abowd gettin sum of her cds.
Hope u had a guud birfday tuday.
which du u liek best?
oh der is no comparison…….. totally diffrent music
ai jus mentioned him cuz ai’ve been playin his cd lots lately…. himz did teh song “when you say nothing at all” from Notting Hill……. ai got teh sound trak frum dat movie an pursuuuued himz music
ai did have a gud dai!! fanks tew awl teh cheezpeeps an mai frens IRL…. just wish ai dint have to werk tomorrow………. ai jus has anovver yeer or sew… sigh
cownt de monfs. not de dayzs. it will go fasterer.
yer prolly rite……… in teh meentime ai haz tew get to bed…….. fanks agin fur teh gud day!!! :yaewn:
nitey nite. *wraps jamamakitty in floofy bluu blankey wif clowds on it*
let de breezes cool yr evening dreems
lissening naow. Yr rite, he is relly gud. mebbe I haz to visit iTunes storee instesd of wii don’t get dem in da ty bootik.
Hai,hai,hai
Kant stay long, but ai wanted 2 say ai lieks ur optikal iloosion kitteh.
He maed mai eyz crosst.
Anybuddy else wantz crosset eyz, just lookit dis. . .
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1798790
Hunny? Kick da vacum, wouldja ? Itz makin a weerd noyse.
Vacume cleaner abowt to discovr the powuh of basement cat.
Basement carpets must be clened bai hand.
Vaccuum cleaner flying into pieces in 3…2…1…
vaccume is ded. all hail basement cat
is dis the apok…apco…aw, dratz, the endz of da whirld as we kno it?
nowai. Ceiling cat not want that.
Endz of da vaccume clener. Ceiling cat apr…apruv…umm… likez dat.
Vaccume clener bag no match fur da pointee endz of basement cat.
Nature abhors a vacuum
Kiteh not 2 fond uv it ezzer.
Dat. Wur. Teh. WIN.
BEEG WIN!!
Stop all the trash compactors on the detention level.
otay, sum cheezpeeps awn ‘3-letter-wurd-for-happiness?-iz-NOM’ had qwushtuns about mah yoozername, ‘ChocolateSamus’. Samus Aran iz, indeed, a vidyogaem superheroine. But ‘Chocolate’? (lolspeak off because it’s momentarily going away anyway) Well, although chocolate is, indeed, the food of heaven, I have another reason. There was a Nintendo game for gamecube called “Super Smash Bros. Melee” which I love to play with my friends. You do fight each other, but it’s not really violent….anyway, you can play as Nintendo game characters from past Nintendo games on that game, like Kirby, Link, Samus, Mario and Luigi. You select your character, and then you can even pick your color. I found out I was good with Samus and I made her dark brown. I ruled. My videogame playmates learned to fear the ‘Chocolate Samus’. And sometime that evening, I mentioned to my friends, “You know, ‘Chocolate Samus’ sounds like a really good Internet username.” I also considered making my icanhascheezburger.com username “CrazyCatLadyinWaiting” but “ChocolateSamus” sounded cooler and was a nice little inside joke anyway.
(lolspeak on) well-aneewaiz, ai’d liek to be on thees syte moar an tawk 2 yoo peeps, but i can not alwaiz b awn da ‘pyooter, ai has siblings an mah daddee no lieks wen ai spend lotsa times onna pyooter.
Yah…too much compyuter time rots the branes….jest takes my word fer it, this time!
Thatz mai x kuse.
ohai, choc. samus, It iz ai, lady in waiting hoo aksed abowt yur naim. Ai em tu oawld nd seadate tu noze abowt such gaimz. naow we se if wp letz me in. It dint a minut ago.
u lieks Nintendo too!? i haz played da new game of Metroid Prime(da series which haz Samus) and itz gr8!! da graphics, gameplay everyfin!! well, in super smash bruvverz brawl, i liek Link. Havent akshullee played much of it but itz a gr8 gaem!! all fear chocolate Samus!!!
Eneebodee haz a kitteh hoo lykes tew b vakyoomd? Ai uzd tew hab a fyew. Dey lyked teh brush attachmint.
Ai wunted to sai tankz fur awl da lubblee partee n prezznts n drinkies n dansin n bublols n stuf.
Eberywun waz wundermus!!!!!!!
Ai hadz a gud sleep n am bak naow, but ai kant spend much teim heer toodai, az ai needz tu du washin n ordur fyrewoods n stuf. (Weekendz iz ovur *sigh*)
Sorree ai kant tank each uv u indibudually, butz ai wuntz u too know dat ai printed off a copee uv da partee pages (makin da printz reely liddle) so dat ai kan keep itz in my ‘forebber box’.
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Oh MarthaV. Ai am so glad yoo laiked it. There wudda bin moar peepl heer, ai think, if it wernt’ awn a week end – so menee peepl missing. But it wuz a relee nice partee, ai thot!
Dis stoopy Roomba robot-vac out of control. Do Not Want!!
VACUUM…
or Vacoom
SHEESH hyoomin!
Yr cleening masheen…
…et sucks!
Leave me! Sabe de corms!!
Nitey Nite,
*Waves floofy paw*
“When Vacuums Attack!! only on da nomming channel(tm)”
aaaarrrgghh tell kitteh mah……
luvs youh
kitteh looks scared
lol! kitteh be trapped in vacoom cleaner
Vacuum spelling fail.
brave sir kitteh, nearly standing up to the vicious chicken of Bristol…
that iz pretty freaky