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HALP!!!!
sayvv urslf!!
Iz owkai - vakkyewm gawt a bunch ob mausies urlier - dey can’t run from yu nau!
con cats u la shuns! how wud yoo liek tew sillybrate? drinkies and dansies?
I guess I could takes a brake from the hurry can that eben now has pore ole Flawrida in it’s sights!
It might scare some toorists away, mebbe, everyboddy else just shrugs and picks up some batteries and makes sure de windows is all shut!
Too hoomid for ME to be dancin, jest somethin tall and cool fer the drinks would be great!
mebbe u cud sind sum ov taht rayne ovvr heer, in deh west you-ess, wee cud shore use it!
We can has LAWTS ob rayn heer in Skotland! Yu wunts sum?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Skawtland needs teh rayne. Iz onli howpe ob surbibing teh turists wu try tu play teh bagpipes.
Ugly!
ooh…that hurt mah ears just thinking about it…..
ys plz! *shakin bak at ly*
OKs, sendin yu teh rayn!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Naked: spelled n-a-k-e-d; having no clothes on
Nekkid: spelled N-E-double-K-by-God-I-D; having no clothes on
and being UP TO SOMETHING
kthxbai (not looking at ly nekkid dansdansdansing)
Ai m glad u hav de fined dat fur us. Ai will hab too ‘member dat wun. Ai tink ai hab been dooin too much uv da first kind n nawt ’nuff uv da sekund kind. Mebee ai shud wait until husbin is hoam fur da sekund kind.
He will sai ai habbint been ‘up to something’ offn enuf.
Hmmmm! Ai hab a plan!!!!
Wht bowt wen u has no cloves on an r dwn 2 sumfin?
(Takes sip of Tall, Cool Drink…glances over at Ly’s danse)
(forgets to swallow)
(or breathe)
(brane short-circuits)
Oops, sry abowt taht.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
U b in Scottie land??? KEWL!
…ah, but wot ai wantz tewknoe iz, ANGUS! Wharz yer TROOZURZ?
rum punch is tropical…….an some jerk chikn.
R teh Jerk Chickens cocky?
no i think dere henny-but wid loza spices
*snert*
*Dubbuhl SNERT*
Yu kan haz teh alkyuhawl. Givz mii teh JERK CHIKUN!!!
conga-rats on yr nawt sekund j442!!
And I fink dis kitteh be definamitely in need ob sum HALP!!
O!
M!
CC!
It’s mah bestest, bestest Guyfrend in teh wurld! Him bee Nawt Secund!!!!!!!!
R dis ur NS NS, j442????????????????
I just gotted home and saw!!!!
*Donkee dances self into egghostchin*
*plops obbur an faynts wiff a happy*
Ohai, Kafleen!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*shyly*
rnt u tired yet?
(slowly opens eyes and wonders “why I is on ground?”)
(”And *wearing* a Tall Cool Drink?!”)
(glances over at Ly again)
(eyes glaze over, head falls to ground)
(again)
Heer, Ai helps yu up.
*Ly holds owt paw*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai taykd a braek yesturdae, an Aiz goin to sleep agen sun.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Yew wan me to tek ober frum yew, Ly?
Is rilly too kold hea today for nekkid dansing, but ai maek teh sakrifys for teh cheezpeeps.
Only ib she akses me veddy veddy naicely.
Hee! Pleeze, priddy priddy pleeze, wud yu shayk mai thang?
*shaeks LY’s thang as well as own*
Not a problim
there is a special set of flames waiting for me after that one.
DAT cud bee veddy intehressting…..
Ohai, sistur cween, Ai’m chekking owt da surownds fur yu.
Greetingz Lady Monde!! ur first comint wif deh new name just takez a wyle 2 git past deh moder8erz. Now u b heer and teh shuu lukz smokin hot!! W00t! w00t
Ohai, sistur cween mj. It iz ai yur humbul wun hoo wp wont let in under mai troo naim wif grene shoo abatar. Maibe ai hab tu put moar nfurmashun awn da paje so dey noze hoo ai em?
OKs, yu can taek ober tunite. Ai wil be bak tomorrow.
Wun last tym…
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
OKs, ai kin do it until ai finishz teh twerk.
*Gits nekkid*
*Nekkid dansdansdans*
*KK shaeks her thang*
KK- didja see Kiwi ladiez basketball teem playing this mornin (in USA anyway)- lukked good against USA teem- I didn’t see end of game.
Ohai LCVA ai didint see teh baskitbawl. Ai hab bin watching kwite a lot of lympikx tho. We can has medals?
ai finks da cold is y ly is shakin her thang so muchleh… becus it keeps her warm ebben wibout cloths awn. mebbeh we awl shud shake our thangs? or wud dat be fangs? omg… beddur nawt ^^
for pet HAIR not PETS!!
Hmmm….this vac bag sure filled up fast, this time…..
Dyson Sill-inda Techmology … halpin to pree-vent kitteh disarsta since … 1993.
wid hepa filter
In dis cayse, vakyoom needz helpa filtur.
*Snert*
I reded this da nawt sekkond time as ‘Still In There’ techmology.
:laugh:
Yur the nawt first. Ai almost wuz, but nawt fast enuff.
Congradshoolaceshuns~!
(deer-in-headlights look!)
Oops..datwuz supozes 2 be “nawt second.” Ai cant keep up wif yu eggspeeriencd lolspeekers. Dew u has a speshul club?
jus teh club uv adikkted to ichc insted uv dooin werk…
Hee hee!
we all duz dat!!!
Yase, we has speshul club. It r club ub lubbing peepuls hoo beez kind too
eech uddur! An u has opun inbitatshun!!!
*Runz up 2 Dawn kee and nokkingz her ober.*
*major hed bonkz and purringz*
Oh Hai, Kafleen!!! U b beeyoooteemus!!
MJ!
*pulls owt wattur balloon wiff a
*
Aw, hell.
*puts down watur balloon and hugs cweenmj wiff a feerce happeh*
(wanders past with glazed look in my eyes)
Ohai, Kafleen!
(trips over water balloon, falls on top of it)
SPLOOSH!!!!
why I on ground, wet, again?
Ummmm . . .johnson442 - do yoo need a liddle halp heer?
Yoo ar looking a liddle dazed - an . . wet. This iz a peakewliar way to be ceelbryting yur Nawt Second???
Heer *extends floofee whyte paw* May ai help yoo up at leest??? An cud yoo use tehi verree sawft towell?? LOL! You’ve had kwite a nite awlreddee!
Ohai…..Musta been some drink they give me! Coulda swore I sa these wimmens dansing, uh, well…nekkid!
Um…thanx, but I think I’ll go get a drink of ice water.
A reely, reely big one!
(thinking maybe letting me loose on the weekends isn’t such a grate idea after all….takes getting used to, it does!)
Ai know. It iz a bit. . .unusuall . . .to hav so menee wimmens dansing nekkind heer. But they seem to enjoi it - purrhaps it iz reelee helthee?
Yoo just needz sum praktis