Bad Idea Kitteh
Bad Idea Kitteh Awayz fulla suprizes
kittehs liek 2 gif us hoominz lotsa suprizes.
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Skreemin in 3…2…1…
Aaaaah!
Moar liek AAARRRGGGHHHH! Ai fink!
hims will skreem liek a gurl, hehehehe…..
ebberywun skreems liek a gurl wen dey hassa biganuf, unplezzant surpize.
Iffen hees nawt lucckee, hees mite BE a gurl wen kitteh is dun!
y ur pikturr kakashi-sensei?
ohai annipus! concatzjulasjuns! wot sillybrashuns wod u lejk?
Thx fur teh concatz. Ai iz awl reddee fur bed, soe Ai’ll pass awn teh sillybraayshuns, thx.
ouw, kan we sillybrashuns tomorrows? or mebbe caturday?
Teh rest uv u kin sillybrayte – Ai haz a tyred!
wi shall dans on se tebbles, we shall nomz in de fritsj, we shall drinks all de jooz.
u has a good slips, annipus!
kthxbai.
Nekkid dans?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
yeh, ai joyn in!
*clothes awn dansdansdans*
*ChoklitSamus shakes her thang*
inna naise pritty dress fer meh!
Woohoo!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
ohai Ly! dansing tooday? sowwy iz layte
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*lindykat shakes her thang*
Tiem fur sum niez soofin moosik an teh labbendur awn deh pillo (ai duz dat sumtiems too, but teh kitteh sits awn teh pillo an ai jus gets a noes full ob kitteh belleh.)
*Cliff Richard Kitteh sings*
Concatulations…and meowbilations…ai wants da wurld to no dat ur in luv wif kitteh…
More like Cliff Kitteh on a strange Summer Holiday.
Krunchii gudfudz!
kongratulashunz on ur nawt-sekund! and also fur nawt skreemin “first!”. iz verreh appreciatedz.
Sorri! waz only chasin aftur da mowse….
A maus AN a kitteh up teh shawrtz! dat gonna be a surprize indeed!
Is no maus dere. Only snaek.
Badger badger badger badger …
Snaek and eggs.
Oops, didz I sai dat owt loud?
LOL!! Ai think yoo did!
no silly person. You types it.
Well kitteh can go aftuh snaek too!
CHOMPPP
Ohai Annipuss..u iz teh nawt secund won hier! U mus be gettin reddy fur sleepin, no?
Ai shud be in bed naow – it iz 11pm heer, but Ai ekspekt Ai will stai up fur a bit!
Teh guy in dis pikshur gonna be awaek fur awyle too, aifinkso!
Speshully iffn teh pointy ends maek contakt wiv himz tender bits….
LOL! gmta.
Heer at teh UK, iz 9:23PM.
joo kant un-see wut bin seen!
Lettuce hope fur kitteh’s sake, dat hoomin had tightee whitees on.
Letz hoep fur teh man’z saek dat dey iz Kevlar tightee whitees…..
Let’s hoep fer hooman’s saek dat da kitti no wantse rivinj fer da nooterinz…
oh, teh horror!
Meowch!
“Hey! Y does hooman stil has hairblz an ai doan?”
well, ai nooter hims mahself!
hmf!
Teh hooman nooterer!
mebbe der wud b kittehs liek dat, adn dey cumz fer hoominz dat r unyoozually stoopy, grohss, or meen, adn maek shoor dey nawt pass awn da stoopy/meen/grohss jeenz.
um….hehehehehe…..
If onlee!
‘twould improov da hoomin raec!
DARWIN KITTEH!!!
Revenj.
Kitteh’s doin’ it rite.
iz hiz falt … he tawt me chaise snakeys
Silly kitteh – hooman needs ants in teh pants, not kittehs in teh pants….
Curree~awssittee
shoodz sumtymez habz limmitz. Dis
iz ekksellent tyme!
Kitteh duz nawtz needz
2 seez wutz hydeeng owtz ubz syte.
Himz mayz laff owtz lowd
Kitteh duz straynjj stuffz.
Doan’t feenkz Hewmin willz laff if
Kitteh getz stukkted
Jack.
Kitteh onlee tryin tew put an end tew sillee, baggee shorts on menz. Sumwun haz to dew it!
Hoomin dresses fur kitteh’s success, and hoomin’s failure.
Rpmeow, wair yore abatar???
Romeow, eefen…raddin’-sassin’-frassin’ *tpyos*!!!
*rassin’*-sassin’-frassin’…DAMB…can’r eben *tpyo* wifowt tpyo’ing!
mebbe thah kitteh can put an end to awl stoopy boy’s pantse? eethur teh beeg baggi wuns dat taek like 50 yardz ob denum, oar sum dat ai’ve seen at mah skool wer da crotch is liek down at da knees and da legs r liek liddle straws. oh yeh. distroy dem, kitteh. da cheezpeeps will tank u.
ROFL. Me thinks dat mushroom-heded trowser snaek gonna haev a meowch.
Hay, I has does shorts!
Not the best way to get a Prince Albert, my man.
*Snert*
Da mushroom-heded trowser snaek gonna haev a meowch.
Kitty, please don’t play with the furry sack. It is not a cat toy.
An PLEEZ PLEEZ don’t taste for nip. None. Promise!
Nip az in cat nip, or
nip az in bitee nip?
Iffs it looks liek a cat toy…iz a cat toy.
Anyfing nawt welded daown is toy foar kitteh
Don’t you mean “Bad Idea Hoomin”?
Pointy ends!! YEOOWWCH
otay, sum cheezpeeps awn ‘3-letter-wurd-for-happiness?-iz-NOM’ had qwushtuns about mah yoozername, ‘ChocolateSamus’. Samus Aran iz, indeed, a vidyogaem superheroine. But ‘Chocolate’? (lolspeak off because it’s momentarily going away anyway) Well, although chocolate is, indeed, the food of heaven, I have another reason. There was a Nintendo game for gamecube called “Super Smash Bros. Melee” which I love to play with my friends. You do fight each other, but it’s not really violent….anyway, you can play as Nintendo game characters from past Nintendo games on that game, like Kirby, Link, Samus, Mario and Luigi. You select your character, and then you can even pick your color. I found out I was good with Samus and I made her dark brown. I ruled. My videogame playmates learned to fear the ‘Chocolate Samus’. And sometime that evening, I mentioned to my friends, “You know, ‘Chocolate Samus’ sounds like a really good Internet username.” I also considered making my icanhascheezburger.com username “CrazyCatLadyinWaiting” but “ChocolateSamus” sounded cooler and was a nice little inside joke anyway.
(lolspeak on) well-aneewaiz, ai’d liek to be on thees syte moar an tawk 2 yoo peeps, but i can not alwaiz b awn da ‘pyooter, ai has siblings an mah daddee no lieks wen ai spend lotsa times onna pyooter.
Jennitul peercing — ur doin it rong!!!
is dat a kitteh in yer pantz or are ya glad ta c mi?
lmfao kan i HAZ KITTEH? >:D
lol
Kitty, watch out for the little fireman with his helmet. He’ll squirt you with his hose!
Dat no kitteh. Iz dum dog. Kthxbai.
I think this is me and my cat! So weird seeing this!
I has a hot dog.
heyz, Romeow, do you knos romeokat?
I am 99.9% sure that this is me in the picture with my kitten Logan (who was quite youthful at the time).
ai has a bad idea kitteh. she has an ebil.