You blow on my tail, okay?
You blow on my tail, okay? Mebbe my ears pop out.
u shud chek wif da earz department.
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Sorry can’t ‘ear you.
Ohai Dave! Kongrats! Whut drink an dans yu wunt?
You chooz.
Ai can nawt nekkid dans tudae. Whut abowt teh Mexican polka?
Ole!
*dansdansdans*
An tekeela?
no fuds?
OKs, we can has tacos.
Gud choyce! Tacos and takillya shots!
Hao abowt a marningreeta?
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Bartender, kin ai hav uh marningreeta 4 mai waif’s fyre?
Ugh. Fuds. Hao abowt feesh adn cheeps?
Peetza an marningreeta shoosters!
com on lyanthya chooz chooz I iz hungree adn thurstee!!! kwik pleez k?
aha yoo came while I wus tring too mispell
Mos’ exsullunt NS, Dave…ftw!!
Conga-rats Dave foar towp spot!!!1!
DavdchDT! Sending aut teh 12 dansing Conga Ratz just fer yoo! Becuz ebreetaim ai see yur name, ai just must smyol!
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Oh, happee happee day when we did that. An oh – do yoo have *ahem* teh BOOM episode bukmarked? MENEE peeple want to see it – becuz we tawk about it awl teh taim! An ai cant find mai bukmark!
Is this whut yer lookin 4, Janet?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/28/funny-pictures-are-those-cats-talking-like-that/#comment-255715
LOL!
Oh. Mai. Yes!! Just teh meer site ov teh Kitteh Pikschur maed me laff awlreddee. That wuz just SOOOOO funnee!!
An ahv yoo found teh continuashun ov it?? Where Dave “snadblasted” it to cleen it? Awlmost funnier yet! LOL!!
I’ll have to look for that.
Meanwhile, here’s gibbocat’s Winter Olympics:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/12/funny-pictures-wet-willeh-kitteh-prepares/#comment-267171
Nao yoo ar gonna maek mee crai! Ai just luved thoz olympics. Wun ov the cleverest things heer ebber, ai think.
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Did yoo see that yoo ar to sing teh “Kitteh Eis Dansing” to the Bloo Danyoob?
oh, an heerz philipe d beekrs olympics update, almost a week latr, wif igor’s amazin landing aftur teh ski-jump!
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/17/funny-pictures-driving-a-jaguar-u-r-dooin-it-wrong/#comment-271352
lets try dis:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/17/funny-pictures-driving-a-jaguar-u-r-dooin-it-wrong/#comment-271352
Soops am good booms.
The best booms in teh whole whirlled! LOl! Ai’m STILL laffing!
Ai hadn’t seed dat b4, Dat maed me laff an laff an coff an coff!
Mai porrij boyld ober in teh mikrowabe dis mornin, soe Ai wunder: did u ebber get teh mikrowabe cleen, DaveDT?
He did, annipuss, he did! There iz a followup report, where he “snadblasted” it, taht iz awlmost funnier tahn teh furst!
LCB iz going to find it. Oar ai can trai if ai haz teh taim.
Ohai Janet – Ai’ve nawt seen Gibbocat in aaaaaaaages, has yu?
He’s reellee reellee bizzee rite nao. Ai hoep wehn he’s finished wif hiz projekt he will be abul to com bak. Ai miss him heer a lot, too!
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But cweenmj iz doing a reelee fine job “minding teh store” fur him whilst he iz goan, ai finskso!
Ai miss him too – heer an awn Cheezfrenz. Ai wus hoepin he cud com to a TTI cheezmeet in Lunnon, in Sept – mebbee yu cud too!
HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE
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Awn SUNDAY, TEH 17th ov AUGUST, 2008 Tomorrow!!
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We will celebrayte teh birfdays of
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Jamamakitty and MarthaV
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THE PARTEE WILL START AT THE THIRD PIKCHOOR OV THE DAY. ov the day
8 AM – ICHC taim (base)
11 AM – PST (+3)
2 PM – EST (+3)
7 PM – TTI time (+5)
8 PM – Europe time (+1)
Midnite – Pakistan/India (+4)
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Pleez noet teh TIME correckshuns!!! Ai furgot that weak ends ar different!!!
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Ebreewun iz invited. An we hoep teh Birfday gurls will be abul to come! It iz 11 AM fur JamamaKitty, an ai think 4 AM awn teh 18th fur MarthaV. She sed she will set hur alarm klock!
Hard to plan fur peepl hoo liv half a whirlled apart!
shut up i hate puns
du u hav tinee earz 2?
Wut kynd ov kitteh iz dat?
iz teh result of evolution after kittehs hav beeing exposeded to car noizes adn tv noos abouts wars adn crimeses foar moar dan 100 yearses nao!!!
oooh, RINGS in ur avatar! vewy a…app….good choise.
Fanks lindykat!!!1! meh finks that are hoolah-oups cauz hyoomanz reelee likes dansies adn jumps adn stufs!
fank you 4 big buck bunny present .i watched it
Oh olympic lolcat! Yur noo avatar iz way beyond purrrrrrrfekt!
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Oh, hao ai wish we cud haz a brayne meld so ai cud hav yur pewter knolej!
awww c’mon janet… u noes u can does it… jus gib it a twy. ai noes u will mayk it!
siobhan!
dose darn hoominz…
Bebbeh a Scottish Fold?
Yah, I serchd da intertubez. Iz a Scottish Fold kitteh.
But teh lol duzn’t hab a gaelic akksent! Der’z nawt eben ani haggis!
mebbe eet is an edumaculated scottish fold kitteh… oar eet is jus camuflashin reely good?
i heoar that it iz ah scottish fold. I am guing to talk-eth in old-eth inglesh-eth.
This-eth website-eth is-eth fun-eth… hee hee
I can haz deh beeg aiyz and deh beeg tayl! naow can I has sum eers kthnxbai
Ok, hoo nawt gib dis kitteh fyve cheezburgers? Luk at dat big floofy tayle!
elebentee cheezes-burgers
Dah cownt haz cownted elebenty huntred and elebenty eleben cheezburgers!
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i haznt counted da cheezburgerz but all i noez iz eberyone could dig in!!
Un the pinky nose. Don fergit the pinky nose!
an big shiny eyez. so big n rown.
For the pink nose, you have to beep it! Darn you adorable kitteh! Our heads can’t repel cuteness of that magnitude!!
Oh noez! Kiip a wholed uv ur CHRG, doods! Dew nawt luk dyriktlee at it!
An pinky, pinky paw pads? Aifinkso
Pinky pinky paw pads! LOL! Caper, Prance, Caper, Prance!
Memries! Where IZ LuvBJones, eneway!
Ebery aminul Ai ebber can haz fown mii er bin dopteded adn Ai nebber unnerstud wai NE1 wud paiz munneys 2 get kitteh/goggeh (ceppin dopshun fii). Butz mite paiz teh munneys 4 teh Scottish Fold. Iz big jiunt behbeh, adn Ai haz reded taht tehy R berry sweet adn lurvin.
Da floofy tayle is adoorabuhl!! Let us hug him an skweez him an call him jorje…
Don’t look so sad bebeh kitteh. We’ll get you a kyoot hat or sumpin.
ai noes!!!!! we cud get sum mikey maus eeeers!!!
*SPLORT!*SO kyute!!!:-) Ai needs CCC kwiklee!!!
Ohai, Katzi:
Oapenz CCC
andz fynds ‘Braynee-Akk Vac’. Sukkz
upz andz poarz Braynz back
wayr dayz beelawnng.
Buddurr~Fly Band~Aydz hoaldz tyte.
Noo CHRG
4 Katzi. Habz Iee
Bryte, Red Zingurr andz Sleepee
Tyme Tee 2 chooz frum
Awllso habz Froazinn
Milkee Way andz Hurshee Bawrz
2 nomz wiff Ur Tee
Habz Vellkro, Dukkt Tayp
oarz Bunjee Coardz 2 hoals Ur
CHRG tyte
Allso habz sum nyss
Floofee Blankittz 2 keepz U
nyss andz toastee wawrm
Jack.
even yer ccc dooties be teh poetical jac!
Ai tink teh CCC needz frijerated Reese’s Peanutbutter Cups tew. Well, jus in cayse ai splot sumtiem.
have ya tried the dark chokklit wunz? oooooo………hurt me, whip me, beat me, and call me edna.
U kan haz Reese’s Peanutbutter cups??!! Nobuddy here wunts tu sell dem. Ai tinks der is wun shop in Sidinee — Wunner ifz dey do mail-orders?????
Wehn ai goez tu yoo ess uv ay, ai alwais tri to ‘member tu bring sum bak.
u rite such bootiful pomes!
Oh wow. *Aribs wif needid suplys, scups Katzi’s braynes in2 teh hed, c-lz titelee wif CHRG, adn gibs choklits, blankee, adn marningreeta* Ul feelz bedder sun, Katzi, noe wurii.
Thankees everybuddy!
Skawtish Foald Kitteh
beez serree~uss Owtdoarz type
Kitteh. Owtsyde furr
iz sawfft andz himz furr
unnerrneaff iz denss 2 keep
Kitteh wawrm in t3h
Winturrtyme. Denss furr
keepz coald away. Letz Kitteh
huntz 4 critturrz inz
Bawrnz andz Hoarss Staybills.
Kitteh’z eerz foaldz daown 2 keepz
Kitteh owtz ubz coaldz
Skawtish Foald Kitteh
may nebburr evawllv 2 habz
poyntee Kitteh eaarz.
Dat’z okay. Skawtish
Foald Kittehz beez soopah frendzlee
andz intellijent
Jack.
Az alawais, u b teh culnez! Adn Skawtish Foald kitteh iz teh cyute adn smahrtee.
*sigh* Oh jack. Ai wish ai cud reelee say hao much ai luv yur pomes. There just ar nawt enuf werds.
He needz a Nobell Pryze
Dat was *sniff sniff* so luvly. hw lng did that takez to tipe?
Poor kitteh, hear today gone tomorrow…
Hmm… Dat wood be.. ear today, gone tomorrow… :snerk:
I think you wood be keerect abouted that.
kitteh cant hear.here i fix it
ooo, i dunno if i shud blow on yr tail kitteh,
i hardlee know u
Can u hear me now?
earz r ovverated anyho
but weh all hav earz dnt we? and if u’z dnt… thatz just pln wird!
“blowz on my tail, i darez u!!….. wat about da pointy endz?? dey be nice*evil laugh*”
“sowwy cant hear u… a bit louder, no maor louder, no, maor louder!! i still cant hear u!!”
“u talkin to meh?? I MEAN! R U TALKIN TO I AS IN MEH!!?! well akshullee i cant here u…”
DA KITTEH IZ SOO KYOOT!!
*holdz on to CHRG* c-cant hold it… too much kyoot!!!
*SPLORT!*
aaargghh…halp…*reaches for braynz but dey r too far*
awwright, awwright, ahm cummin’ jus as likkety-damn split as ah cahn.
*aims fyre extinguisher* fwoooooosh, fwoosh,fwoosh,……fsh, dere dat otter cool down the steamin’ splorted braynes.
scoopey, scoopey, scoopey…..brush..
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nao where dat funnel? *luks around*..*luks oblong*..*gives up and luks square* a-HA
*applies funnel* *pours carefully* dere ya go *applies CHRG* streeetch….SNAP, oops…sowwry ’bout dat. here have dubble cawfee&hawt chokklit. Wanna cookie wit dat?
*Wraps Hashim inna floofly blankie dat luks like Pakistan flag* (your female elder made it…..like I’m gonna tell her no)
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nao….what else…..whaaaat eelllllssse….*ponders* hmmm *strokes ridiculus chin-wig* ah ha, here’s floofy kitteh to snorgle.
fanks stagehanddan fur da halp!!
i liek da coffee and choklitt*sip,sip,sip!!* ahhh…havent left a drop!
and now, for da snorgle!! *epic snorgle!!*
*face covered wiff floofy cat fur*
ahhhh… dis iz da life!!
whew, glad it was recieved as was meant to be. Ahm tyred, and thought to incorporate it as humor. btw. dat’s the second or third splort I’ve attended.
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did I get the blanket right?
DAn, dat b wun uv deh bestest splort rekuvereez I haz eber seen!
I gibz u lebentee burgerz…. i just cooking dem maisef wif unyuns inside deh burgerz. Just like mama used tu making.
And now I goez 2 bed.
{{{dan}}} {{{hashim}}}
bye bye [[[cweenmj]]]
sleep tight
dont let teh lolbugs bite
dah blanky wif dah Pakistan flag waz really nice
so r u sayin dat de kitteh’z rms r 2 smll also? i wudn’t lik 2 luse my brains.
oh, i getz it! u r talkin about urself, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I orderd some eerz
Can u readz de instrukshuns?
if dis eer blowin thing no work, we just leev dem az dey are.Trip to vet not nessa… necce… we don gotta go to da docta just causa mah eerz.
Ai lub-lub-LUB tihs lol!
‘Moaning, JCH4K. *hug*
Hi there, I like this weblog.
meh 2. I lik reding de captons fur de kittehs.
Ai Lurvs de scottish folds. meh aunts second kitteh was a scottish fold. whuts odd iz dat teh goggie of de houze waz a germanshepard/husky mix… and terrorfied of itteh bitteh kitteh. much giggles when dog runs away frum smallcat. I miss Polly…
Dis lol reminds me of polly, cuz of earz an eyez. does all foldys has huuuge bebbeh kitteh eyes?
nao, jus need to fined sum1 wif dis pic faborited
oh…an’…*splorty-splort-splort-splorty-splorty-splort…aaaaaand…SPLORTY-SPLORT!!!*
oh, mai hed!!!
Wut kynda kitteh is tis? I want!
Ai needz dis kitteh!!1 Plz 2 b tellin us wut kynd!!
o! Ai reeded abuv dat dis kitteh iz Skottish Fold. Teh googletubez can haz moar infoz.
frum de other commnts, i tink dat it iz ah scottish fold. odd name.
If ai blowz on yur tale, wil yu folloe mii ennywhar?
PLEEZ???
i dnt noe if i wuld lik u 2 blw on mah tale…
such teh kyootest kitteh with hyooge eyes and teeny earz! why is teh kitteh’s ears teeny, tho? is tiny-eared varietal?
Awww…Twiggy Cat!!
OMGZ! How cutez! *favz it*
swetest.faes.evr.
Awww…poor Scottish Fold’s gots broked ears…
I can has scottish fold? Kyootest kitteh evar!!!!
tat iz teh kyootest kitteh. ai lyke Scottish Folds.
BAHAAA! i could’ve peed muhselfs laffin ><
i didn’t rly…no..that beez bad
yes, pein un yur pantz wuld not b gud.
O.O Theyz bee da tiniest eurs I’s ever saw!
Wen CeilingCat wuz handin out earz, u wer hydin beehind da doar.
awwww
dis iz de cutest pcture evr! de earz r so tinee tiny ency weency fur a cat. just lik ah purshin catz knos!
LAWL! Dere’s a picshure uf Bush(da old prezadant) on da floor!! Lawl! XDDD