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Happi Birfdai Jamamkitteh
Happi Birfdai Martha V
Twins?????
Ohai Annipuss!!
da birffday iz today??
i thought it waz tomorrow…
Ai wuz 2 eeger! Ai fort it wuz 2dai cuz Ai juss redd Janet’s tiem correkshun!
oh… i got a bit confuzzled mah self!! waz riting a longish commint fur da birffday den realized dat da birffdayz tomorrow!!
so… wat would u liek for drinkies and dansies annipuss??
Ai am juss goin 2 haz mai dinner in fibe minnits, soe Ai’ll leeb teh sillybraytin 2 u, thx.
hmmm… den i’ll skip da sillybrashunz!!
had dinner an hour ago so iz still full!
Wishing u bofe teh happiest birfdai an mennee moar 2 follo
and conga ratz on da tawp spawt!! we hab a tie- agayn!!1!
Hai annipuss! Gud start fur mai notiss, heer!!
HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE
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Awn SUNDAY, TEH 17th ov AUGUST, 2008 Tomorrow!!
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We will celebrayte teh birfdays of
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Jamamakitty and MarthaV
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THE PARTEE WILL START AT THE THIRD PIKCHOOR OV THE DAY. ov the day
8 AM – ICHC taim (base)
11 AM – PST (+3)
2 PM – EST (+3)
7 PM – TTI time (+5)
8 PM – Europe time (+1)
Midnite – Pakistan/India (+4)
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Pleez noet teh TIME correckshuns!!! Ai furgot that weak ends ar different!!!
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Ebreewun iz invited. An we hoep teh Birfday gurls will be abul to come! It iz 11 AM fur JamamaKitty, an ai think 7 AM awn teh 18th fur MarthaV.
Hard to plan fur peepl hoo liv half a whirlled apart!
Ai got teh tiem rite, 2 bad it wuz teh rong dai!
Birfdai? O_O Yai! Happee Birfdai, cheezpeeps (meenin MarthaV adn Jammakitteh)!
(Dislecksia, let mii shaos u it. Jamamakitty.)
who dis marthav? I am MarthaV…
and i maekz it too!
Hello Ani…Kiteh maeks gud commints.
Humor… I haz it
Stoopie Ai haz it! (dat is me annipuss, nawt teh kitteh)
Dun wurii. Ai haz stoopy 2. Ai finks wii iz nawt aloan.
Lolexical kitteh has wurdz on tip uv tung… nom
Hay kitteh… Stik owt yor tung sew I can reedz it pleez…
ohai, i{{{{{dansdansdans,}}}}} habnt sede yu ina wile.
teh linky pik re-furs to teh voting brgrs – Ai amembers teh linky brgrs: do YU amember teh brgrs, Miranda, do yu amember teh brgrs?
Ai has a sad for teh lorst brgrs nao
An teh fleez dat teez in teh Ohai Piraneez?
An teh wyn taht taysted ob tar!
Teh cheezpeeps neber fayul wiv teh literararararary refrunses! An so fast too!
Hilarious belloc (az mai husbing cawld him!) Ai neerly got it comfuzled wiv Ai memember, Ai memember teh hows ware Ai wuz borned. Ai fink Ai’m gettin owld an stoopie.
An tehn tehre’s “Ai amemebr Addlestrop” bai Fillip “misery guts” Larkin (but Ai rarver lyk him, speshly Tihs Be Teh Vurse!)
Ai had left skool be4 Larkin wuz in teh silly bus!
hmm… i am lost in thought… halp pweaze bout da history of ICHC… pweaze??
bout da burgerz?
ok… iz going to sleep naow!
meet you all cheezpeepz tomorrow!!
*zzZzzZZzZZzZz*
G’nite Hashim, slea well. See u in teh mornin!
It yoost to be possibul to gib burgers fur teh commints, soe a gud, clebber oar berry relebant commint wud get fibe burgers, but a stoppie wun liek mai 2 erlee birfdai wish mite nawt get ennee burgers. It made teh paijis berry slow to lode soe dey had to stop dem.
(aftur reedin ambercat below) an also teh well-meenin too-urly burfday greetings wuld get 5 burgurs bekaws tehy iz kind (if urly) an bein kind an frendly iz alwayz teh most importunt fing heer!
{{{{{annipuss}}}}}
Onse Upon A Tym, we cud voet awn eech commet an gib it 1 to 5 “brgrs” – tihs was a Gud Fing cos we cud gib teh trolls No Brgrs an teh peeps hoo showt “Furst” wun brgrs, an teh funnee funnee peeps an teh clever commet peeps an teh Get-Eberywun-to-Joyn-in peeps 5 beeg fat joosey brgrs! An teh Lurkers hoo reed but doent sai nuffink cud joyn in an be a part ob teh ICHC commyoonitteh an lyf wus gud.
But tehn, bad fings happnd to teh innertoobs an teh syt got slower an s l o w e r an eeben s l o w e r e r an so teh Big Cheezes tukkd teh brgrs awai, to fiks tehm. But tehy neber caym bak
An tehy awl libbed sadly eber arfteh.
The End
U fink Baesmnt Kat hab ennyfing 2 du wib it? Nao him finks him sew smarty hee kan feex awl da LOLz???
*sob* *sob* U R ssew rite Ambercat… Dose wuz teh gud ole daiz!!!
Now, I gess it sud beez cawleded ICANThascheezburger!!! *sob* Butt, wif awl teh smartniss ov teh High Cheezes… wii can haz hoap taht sumdai tehy will bring bak owr burgers… cuz wii misses dem…
Wun dai, idansdansdans, wun dai….
I hoap sew…
On anuzzer noat/// Haowzkum U R not bloo NE moar??? I wuz gonna seez if U had new pikshurs..
*mews piteouslee 4 awl deh missing burgerz*
Life b sew sad wifowt deh comminting burgerz. :cry
*Moar piteous mewing*
Dere, dere cweenie…doan crai… Haz a mimosa wif me.. Poars sham pain into dellicat long stem shampain glassiz… adds a liddel fresh skweezed oj ..
hands one to mj…*clinky glassiz* Heers to owr burgers *cheez *
MEEEOOOOWRRRWWOOOORR!!
*joynes cweenmj in mewing piteouslee 4 teh loss ov teh voating burgers!
*sips mimosa*
*shares mimosa wif Janet*
*mews piteously*
*Janet adn mj take turns siping and mewing*
*den dey snuggle up tugezzer, sipping adn mewing*
*snuggle* *sip*
MEW!!!
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*snuggle* *sip*
Mewewewewewow.
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*snuggle* *sip*
mew *sniff*
Heer, laydees; has a kleenks – an blo!
*parp*
ohai, Ambercat. Thanks fur teh kleenks. *honk* *sniff*
Mew
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Wud yoo care to joyne us wif teh snuggling an sipping? There’s plentee ov room.
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*scootch, scootch, scootch* There!
*sniff*
*sip*
*mew*
*miff*
*slip*
*pew*
*piff*
*mip*
*phew*!
LOL! Well – at leest nao ai am reelee laffing! Mewwwws!
Ohai, do dese burgerz show up
n teh cheezlol museum ov lolz
past??? ai don missim cuz
ai nebur yustem. but eyell
mewwwwwwwwwr wiv yu
impathetclee. mewwwwwwwwr
*clinkie mimosa glass wiv ahl
de frenz heer adn sipz, mmmmm,
tikulz mi knoz*
{{{cweenmj}}}
ohai
Mai puter haz nao eeten 6 msgs frum me 2 U re: Ur birfdai….
Awlsew eetin awl mai uther commintz 2…
iono wuts goin awn! It’s gibin me da SAD!
Ai hope U had a beri Happitayl Birfdai yesturdai!!
If yoo think WP mite eet yur commints, it iz awlwaiz a gud thing to copy it befoar yoo post. That way, yoo can just payste it in an trai again. Taht’s waht ai awlwaiz meen to do – but sumtaims ai furget!
Ai haev bin doin dat…Hhmmmmm
Ai alsew bin copy n pastin a link 2 a LoL ai maed 4 cweenmj, But, dats teh wun dat don wanna post…..copy/paste, copy/paste/paste/paste—-NO POST!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH! Mehbeh Ai doin sumfin rong. Hao du ai git a link posted heer sew she can see mai LoL?????
Ahhh! Yoo ar trying to post a link wif the h.t.t.P.?????
That takes a long taim.
Just take off the h. . etc. Add the three w’s an teh dot – an presto! It will appeer laik majik!
mi linkies to youtube got
eattid too… fur {{Aahz}} and
fur {{Cweenmj}} 3X’s
When u putzin deh linkee,
taking dhe h t t p : / / part off.
den putting in deh 3wz if it duzn’t habbing wun.
Den wp will putting bak deh h t t p stuffz.
Y, u ask? I duzn’t b noeing. it just b wun uv deh mystereez uv deh interwebz.
datz wut i did, sew i b reel
sad…neber happint b4 adn
had 2 happin ahn such a
speshulz ahkayshunz. ^Y^
Sry sweetie…still not werkin….
Iffen U go 2 mai paegโฆclickety awn mai lolsโฆgo 2 paeg 2โฆteh furst wun in row #2 **IS FUR U**
Enjoi
Ai haz 2 go 2 werk nao…
Bye Eberywun!!!!!
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B4 ai furgit…
{{{{{Happi Birfdai Jamamkitteh}}}}}
{{{{{Happi Birfdai Martha V}}}}}
Hab a Gr8 dai!!!!!!!!!!
Sumtaims WP just eets it – we dont ebber know wai an it nebber coms bak. That’s wai, if yoo hav dun sumthing moar than usual, yoo shur copee it furst.
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This iz a lesson ai has lerned teh HARD way!
Yup, gotta go 2 werk nao
TTYL awl!!!!!!!
HUGZ!!
Fank yew 4 deh gud wishez misslionforu!!
{{{{misslionforu}}}}
*bonkz WP wif majikkul wand*
*Bubblolz adn cweenfetti flyz ebbreewear*
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ยถ ยฟ โผ๏ ๏ฐ๏ฐ โฆ๏ ๏ โ ยป ยบ ยฐ ยฑฮฆ ำจ รด
ฮฆ ำจ โซ ๏ซโซ โผ๏ ๏ฐ๏ฐ โฆ๏ ๏ โ๏ฌฌ ยฉูญ
โช โ โก โ โยป ฮฆ ำจ ยบ ยฐ
โบยป ยบ ๏ฌฌ โผ๏ ๏ฐ๏ฐ โฆ๏ ๏ โยฐ โซ ฮฆ ำจ ๏ซโซ
Iffen U go 2 mai paeg…clickety awn mai lols…go 2 paeg 2…teh furst wun in row #2 **IS FUR U**
Enjoi
(since it wont copy n paste to mai commints )
Post it heer – wiffAUT ene of teh stuff awn ten frunt. Ai think ai cud fix it then.
:snerk:
I don’t fink him likez hiz hat!!
Himz a berry unhappee kittee-kat!!
I will snorgul him 2 making him happee.
Adn I’ll take himz hat.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1752426
Fanks
This shud werk!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1752426
Dat werks fur me!
Berri kyoot!
cweenmj! Did yoo see martoonee’s spektakular entree urlier today???Wif teh Birfday wishes???
WP iz eeting mai commint agin… Ratz!!!!
I haz mimosas foe ebbrebody!!! Itz caturday, after all… I has to praktis mai bartinding cuz I has a loowow to go to tihs afternoon… So wut shud I take to teh party??
Apple flavor martinis
Bloo orchids for teh ladiez
Clusters of candied froots
D…
Daquiris
Exquizite hors d’oeuvres
French whines
G. . .
Grass skirt
Happi fais
Iced coconut meilk
J…
Joolipz (mintee kynd)
Kalooa nd kreeem
long eyeland eyes teez
M…
Moar Mimosas
Nuklear squirrlol (to run blender)
Orange juice (to make screwdrivers)
P..
Pancaeks
Qwench satisfyin’ martooniez
Razberriez
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Peenut budder cookies (chunkee)
Quiche
Raspberree Bavarian Creem
S. . .
Sowr pach kidz
Trufflez (om nom nom!)
Underwarez (incase u need chaynge)
V…
Stwawbewwies an whippy creem
Tiki hutz
Umbrellies fer da foofy drinkses
V…
Vermoooth
Waddermelon Wine
X-tra ice, so as nawt to run out
Y…
YNG (Well, DUH!)
Zabaglione!!!!! Fur ebber!!
Yello submareen n ah
Zylofonn!!
velvet red caek
xacly rite coconut brownies
yellow punch
zebra brownies too
dere its dun
YNG! Of corse!!1! Wat waz ai finking???
ohhh… apple martini – i fancies one. They has flavur… nom nom nom
I’ll taek wun of SHD’s “Moar Mimosas”
or a Fizzy Fuzzy Navel. It’s liek mimosa awesum timez elebenty.
ai wuz nawt part of da syte durrin dose aynchint tiems, so i nawt feel perznal bowt teh burgers….’prolly nawt nesissari fer every liddl commint owt of 150 onna lol. but der iz someting ai miss to do wif da burgerz…..it wuz also wunce pawzible 2 gif 1-5 burgers onna lolz inna votin paeg. dat wuzzint long ago at awl, akshly. but, da votin paeg wuz chayngded, and der r 2 mayjir problimz dat ai can c……
1: no burgerz NEmoar…..just “win” and “fail” and “skip”
2: Wen u clicks ‘vote’ nao, it alwaiz has saem lolz. fer weeks an weeks. (but wen u clicks ‘upcoming’ it has noo lolz, c?)
i cannot eeven bare to fink about teh voting burgers! teh sad has not got no betr.
Kum joyn Ambercat adn deh Dame Janet adn mii.
*handz karen a mimosa*
mew. sip. snuggul. mew. sip. snuggul.
sigh. it b a sad wifowt end.
At leest wii haz ee chudderz.
HAPPI CATURDAY!
kitteh name iz Emloly Kittinson.
she writz
“i hope dat i shall never see
a kitteh kwite as cute as me.”
I gotz my abatar!!! I GOTZ MY ABATAR!!!!!
YAAAAYYY!!!
I IZ HAPPEE FOR J00!
ur abatar issa cyootee pai….iz dat a cat dat joo kno? luks liek it hassa slaice ob orinj peel on hims hed.
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mebbe wun dai ai hassa abatar ov mah own…..an den peepls will kno wai ai naemed mah yoozername “samus”
shez da kitteh wut owns me, Maggie. And it IZ a slaice of ornj peel on her hed. You haz good i.
Iz samus kitteh wut owns yu?
nope. samus b a vidyogayme hero-een.
Oh hai, ChocolateSamus!!
if u b wanting sum helpz gitting deh avatar, I b having sum helprz at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
I wud luv to seeing ur chokklit samus.
YAY!!!! It b a verrrrreeeee prittee avatar, 2!!!
I duz a happee dans 4 u.
*dans dans dans
*wun, tow, free, jump!
*wun, two, free, hop!
takz a step to da rite
and den a jump tu da lef
wait…wrogn dans.
joins in happee dans.
*joins floofy pawz wif cweenmj adn eviee to maek a circl*
*eberywun duz deh happee dans*
2 sillybrate eviee’s abatar.
Iz beri, beri niec abatar eviee, but waht dat on deh kitteh’s hed? aifinks dat samus is rite. Iz oranj peel on hims hed.
Qte kittoon, pliiz com an ficks mai LOLZ two!
der onec waz a cat naimed kitteh
whoz lolz wer speshilaly funneh
he maed all teh peeps in cheezy
laf til their heds felt wheezy
adn dats wai dey named himz deh winneh (nawt second)
clappee clappee clappeee!!!!! iz likez yer pome!!!
fanks u. iz az cr8tiv as ai can getz
iz wun ob teh burfday fairy’s burfday minuns tryin to spell HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheecfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tems burfdays today!!
!! heer iz homaed caek in yor fabrit flavrs, frootypunch, shiny party hats, an burfday knofettiz! (see if yoo kan find teh munnies in teh konfettiz!! iz manee diffrunt kinds!!)
ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ ยง ยซ $ ยฃ ยป } ยข ยฅ ร ยต โฃ โฅโฅ โค ฮพ โช า โฌ ำ โฅโฅ
i can haz deze in stikr form 4 mai compootur so no braeke frum magnehts?
Whoah wait, does cheezburger actually sell lolcat kitchen magnets??
Yes, U cud be bying dem in teh ICHC store. Click on teh link at teh top ov teh page… in teh brown line… Dey R sold owt rite now..but U can go on a sort ov “wait” list..
or yew cud make yer own!!! dey has teh magnetic sheets you can buy at teh craft store and print on ……… den you could make yer lolspead werds an eben sum pikshurs iffn yew want….. ai bin finkin bout doin dis but can’t find mai “round tew it”
Obivously kitteh is hungreh
i want those stickers/magnets/lolcat/minifridge NAO!!!!!!!!