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prey to da CC!!
thou grantz u cheezburgerz and nomz for eternity!
an hoominz service…
yup… dat would be halpful!!
XD
What animal is that?
Pwairie goggie, ifinkso.
Yup, a prayeree goggie!
Cool, thanks.
o hai hashim! kon-cat-shoelaces for teh nawt sekkund! ceilingcat is pleased and offers u a cheezburger… ai also offers u drinks an dansinz an also soem of mai happee
fank u kittehcruncheez!!
i nomz da holy cheezburger granted by CC *nomnomnomnom…*
and i would like sum coke rite naow for drinkies!! dunno fur dansies…
kai! coek it is for drinks… u can nao just sit an reelaks on hoominz bed an let teh hoominz sleep on teh floor k?
yay!!
da hoomanz r voted 2 out of 1!! dey sleepz on floor!!
and i’ll dwink dat coke*sip sip sip*
fank u bery much!!1!
ur welcom
OHai, Hashim! Thankz az awlways!
*The sound ov trumpets*
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HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE
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Awn SUNDAY, TEH 17th ov AUGUST, 2008
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we will celebrayte teh birfdays of
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.Jamamakitty and MarthaV.
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THE PARTEE WILL START AT THE THIRD PIKCHOOR OV THE DAY. ov the day
8 AM – ICHC taim
11 AM – PST
2 PM – EST
7 PM – TTI time
8 PM – Europe time
Midnite – Pakistan/India
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Pleez noet teh TIME correckshuns!!! Ai furgot that weak ends ar different!!!
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Ebreewun iz invited. An we hoep teh Birfday gurls will be abul to come! It iz 11 AM fur JamamaKitty, an ai think 7 AM awn teh 18th fur MarthaV.
Hard to plan fur peepl hoo liv half a whirlled apart!
Ohai JCH4K!!
i dunno if i could cum… i’ll try mah best!!
ohai JCH4K! ai weel be outta town, but yu pas on may birfdai wishs, plzkthx?
Yes, ai will, whiskers!
will tri to be dere. de birfday partees hav so much joi. iffn ai cannt, Happytail birfday Jamamakitty an MarthaV.
*lindykat danses an pranses fer da almoss birfday kittehs*
For wot we R abowt to reseeve. mai Ceiling Cat maek us trooly fankful, an, wyl Ai’ve got yur attenshun, plees can we has Whirld Pees?
Kthxbaiamen
Anom 2 dat. Teh Whirld iz nawt a gud plaes at teh momint
i agreez to dat too!!”may da whirlled be peaceful, amen!”
Teh Whirld is gud, its som ob teh peeps awn it taht R not so grate, akchully
Noes, it aren’t.
Ai wil nekkid dansdansdans laytr. Rite nao Ai jus waykd up.
Prairie Dog prays.
praying dog is praying
4 kar-rot 2 bekom cheezbrgr mebbe…
Pray-rie goggie finks: “mebbe if ai kloas mai ais an hawp reelee hard, tis wil cheanz 2 cheezbrgr”
transmutation… i needz it!!
wut if basementcat snatchuz teh karrot
Dat wud nawt b nys bai basementcat…
on teh otter-han baesment-kitteh nawt noen fur nysenes…
Yah. Baesmentcat woold tayk karrit. ai bet basement cat took da bukkit too!!!
OMG basement cat iz sooo meen!!!
maybe professor Mcgonaglol could halp?
u know… transfiguring…
harry potter ref ftw!!
praise be to da light!! all hail CC!! da ultimate kitteh!! *whispurrz* hey ceiling cat! i praised u so much, now i can haz cheezburger??
Wut els cud pray-rie goggie b askin 4?
Appels
Brgrs (nawt-cheez tyep)
Chikken-kyev
D…
donnutz
eggz
fwiendz :3
g…
green graz
hearty laffs
ise kreem…
j…
jokklit-muffyns
kamembear-cheezbrgr
lotsa laffs
m…
Marzipan, carrot shaped
Nutz ov awl kinds
Omeletz
P. . .
Parrot shaped carrots(just sounded nice)
Queenz throne maed of carrots
Rough piece of land for homes
S….
Somfin mor to eet
Teh NOMS!!
Unudder nom
V…
Vanilly icey creem
Whippy creem
Xtry whippy creem onna chawklit pi
Y…
yellow squash (the little buggers WILL get into your garden)
Zucchini (see previous)
A deep an distant rummmblin is herd.
A deep an slitelee less distant rummmblin is herd.
A deep an just a liddle bit less distant dan dat rummmblin is herd.
Teh rummmblin continyoos an a small clowd ob dust appeers awn teh horrizon
Teh clowd gets a bit bigger, anna bit neerer
Teh rummmblin gets lowder an teh clowd gets bigger
Teh rummmblin clowd turns awnto JCH4K Boulevard!
It mooves up JCH4K Boulevard in statelee fashun!
It stawps in JCH4K Sqware.
Teh dust settles – to reveel – SJ / Martoonie sat up awn Brian teh jiyunt racing snail!!!
SJ leaps athletically from Brian an cheks her watch. She luks at teh cweenfetti an teh emtee shampagne bottles, an teh (bery small) crumms of caek. She gibs Brian A LOOK. She sez, under her bref, “racing snail, u sed. get u dere awn time, u sed. Huh. Ai so SOOOO laet.”
SJ stretches a big banner between too trees in teh sqware. Teh banner sez “Happee Burfday to Aahz an CweenMJ!!!!!111!!!”
She reaches into a tiny – butt majjikul – powch around her neck, an pulls owt
A big bottul of shampain
Choklit caek
Fabyoolus new skates for Aahz
A lieftime supply of GreenanBlaks choklit for CweenMJ
A tray of speshul burfday martoonies
Sorry ai is so laet! Happy burfday to u bofe!!!
SJ/Martoonie … yor entrants wuz ENTRANTSIN an INNERESTIN an Brian is SO BYOOTYMUS … I am … *PROLONGED APPLAWSE* … I haf no werdz to say how wunnerful!!
Fank yoo sawa! Ai wuz so laet ai fort ai bedder maek it werf it!!
>clapps floofy paws, front AND backsets off streamers for aahz an qweenmj<’
a lone balloon driffs akross teh skware
an teh snale trakks lead off intew teh sunset
MARTOONEE! Ai NOO yoo wud com! Layte is SOOO much bedder than never! ;}
Ai am nao awl smyols! An {{{{{{Bryan}}}}} He did hiz verree best, ai am shur!
He tries but he is built for enjoorance ravver dan speed ai finkso. Necks time ai will ask Mr Bolt teh Jammaykan sprinter (an noo Lolympic gold meddlist an whirld rekkord holder) to gib me a piggy back an ai will be heer a day early!!!
ai woek up da naybers ROTLMAO!!!1!!
mai bad proofreadin – dere’s a floor in dere sumwares *blush*
*sipz shampayn and nibbulz chokklit.*
sip nom sip nom sip nom
{{martoonie}}
Fanky Martoonie!! Sorree I sew layt gittin bak 2 ur poast — I bin awai moast uv da weak-ind.
Ohhh!!1! Wat lubberlee noo sk8z!! Lemme tryz em owt naow…
**putz awn noo sk8z**
**tow-lupe, dubble flip, dubble-sow-dubble-lupe kawmboe, tripple axel**
**spyrul, lunj, spin, parree, thrust, BOING**
WAOW!! Deze r grate!! Jess n tym 4 da nekst kawmpatishun 2!!
{{{{{Martoonie}}}}}
acktshully ai thinks prayree dog wants lettuce moar
He duz looks a littel sad ‘bowt teh karret.
hm… thar be manee thingies bettur dan teh karrot
appuls
bananaz
cheezburger
d…
I noz dis krook! Him shud be thankin da skweez an me. Him ate half our garden dis summer. I askin CC to pull himz teef. He eated forty karets, all da lettuce an most ob da spineach. De spineach are what make him so strong dat he chewed rite frough our fence. Him pretneds to fank CC but him are really a minion ob youz know who! Phoney!
hims iz a veg-able feef??
I. Am. Shockd.
Iz trooly teh wunz wif teh innusen faysus yu need 2 wutch teh clow-cyst!!
May teh wrof ob CC be My-Tee an Grate as it fawlls upon teh veg-able feef.
Upon yor fence … not so mutch … in fac … may yor fence fawll on tihs ebil minion ob yu kno hoo …
An yor veg-ables be sayf an plehn … pln … pnle … meny tihs yeer!!
Fank you Sawa. Surelee CC will hear us if we bof apeel to himz.
noes! he shall git treeted as varmit bai teh kittehs… and also hoominz
GIT OWT OF MAH LAWN YA VARMIT
kar niff er us praree goggie skeers me, akshully.
lettuce pray?
nice
Aww, me iz agg-gnaw-stick, but I lovez dis pic!
“*meditating* Nmmmmmmm nooommmm nooooommmm nommmm…..huh??! wherez mah carrot?! who stolez mah carrot!? *BURP!* huh, i eated da carrot?”
I haz a nugget
Bugs bunny after a match with Mike Tyson
Teh kyootness – I kin heartly baer it!
Tohse pawz arown teh karrit
Teh skrich-ableniss of himz forhed
An teh sawf, sawff belly – I adoor it!
Teh velvit eers an awl teh rest
How kin himz be such a gardin pest?
How cud I evar wish himz gawn
Fur makin a minefeeld ov mai lawn?
Mai ankle’s painfull, purpul an swollin
Frum steppin in himz frunt dore hole, an
I juss sit heer an watches him nom
Til teh gardin’s cumpleetly gawn
An himz awl rolly-powlly an KYOOT!
Prayin fur himz vegable loot.
I hoeps teh Crash Cart’s standin by
I mai need it cuzza tihs fuzzy guy!
*Weeehoooo weeeehoooooo!!*
Ohai Jenniffuurr!!
da CCC iz on stand by… waiting
LUBS it, Jenniffuurr.
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ur rymin, ur scanshun – u shows us it!
(wen im not bein pwned by 2 Minions of BC, im a ticklenickle riter)
Wif poe-tree skills lyke yurs, yu will Go-Fur, Jenniffuurr!!
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Ohai, Cweenmj!
Lawtza cayk 4 Aahz!
Happee Wun Dayz Layte
Birrffday 2 U! Happee Wun
Dayz Layte Birrffday
2 U! Hoapz U habdz
a wunndurrfull day full ubz
Nomz andz lawtz phunn!
Cweenmj andz Aahz
Happee Birrffday Peepz. Nom Nom
Bawkz Peetza 4 awll!
Jack.
Jack.
Jack!! u b sew sweet tuu send us ur wishes!
wii had cake adn peetza wif fishez.
adn now wii goez to warsh deh dishez.
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I not sew gud a poet.
Thank yew 4 deh pome.
wow. a birfday pome frum jack. ai am sooooooo impressed.
Ohai Jack! Naow I REELEE feal liek sumboddee!! I gotted uh pome frum Jack Deth!! Datz sew wunnermuss!! Fanky sew muchlee!!
***nomnomnomnom awn da cayk**
Owr Kitteh, Who art in da ceeling, Hlowwed be thai naime.
Thai ceeling com, thai will be dun, on floor as it iz in ceeling.
give us dis day, ower daily cheezburger, and furgiv us our noms, az we furgive ower nommers.
an leed us not into timptashun, for curiosity duz no favurs to Kitteh.
curiosity was framed…..ignorance was the real killer.
Fo Thain iz duh ceeling, adn duh powa, adn duh lolcat fowevah. AMEN.
Don’t you mean anom?
tat is a praree dawg. ai ust tu hab wun as pet.