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who cut meh!?
and why r dier scissors here??
o wait…
Ohai Hashim U an me in a tye agane! haow shall we sillybrayte?
i fink we should relax and hab a drinkie??
Dat’s a gud idea.Haow abowt sum fresh orinj joos (it isn’t reelee poysun!)
An Ai hadn,t notissed ur riplye to oobark. GMTA!
hehe…
datz true!!
‘moaning, annipuss :*
Afternoon Owl! It is 3.30 heer!
gosh! taht’s neerly beer o’clock!
Isn’t it awlwaiz?
’struth
hmm… iz jus’ asking but watz beer o’clock?
hehe… mah knowlegde at ICHC, let meh show u it!
Ai fink Ambercat meens it is tiem fur a glass uv beer!
ohhh…
Is preddy mush awlways beer o’clock (or wine o’clock, or martoonie o’clock) sumwhere awn ICHC.
ya can count on the sun bein’ over the yard-arm somewhere…..
Its alwais beer o’clock! Annipuss is ryte. Den agin, its onlee 8:30am heer. Yogurt tyme.
its 8:30 in the evening heer.
ah, taht’s moer lyk haff past baileys!
Hashim! 8:30 in teh evening??? Tehn ai think ai hav the taim rong on the announcemnt fur the partee. Fur yoo.
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OH! An it iz rong fur TTI, too! An Yurp!
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Oh wells, ai will fix it an trai agian!
ohh… itz fine… we’re hoomanz anyway, maek mistakes…
O mai CC! Hashim! Yoo hav NO idea just hao hooman ai am! But there ar taims when misteaks ar . . not allowed. An this wud bee wun ov the!
here u goez!
*handz annipuss a glass of fresh orinj juice*
Thx Hashim,*sip, sip shlurrrp* Hmm, dat wuz gud.
ur welcum!
AND – yet again, deer Hashim!
HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE
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Awn SUNDAY, TEH 17th ov AUGUST, 2008
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we will celebrayte teh birfdays of
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Jamamakitty and MarthaV
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THE PARTEE WILL START AT THE THIRD PIKCHOOR OV THE DAY. ov the day
8 AM – ICHC taim (base)
11 AM – PST (+3)
2 PM – EST (+3)
7 PM – TTI time (+5)
8 PM – Europe time (+1)
Midnite – Pakistan/India (+4)
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Pleez noet teh TIME correckshuns!!! Ai furgot that weak ends ar different!!!
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Ebreewun iz invited. An we hoep teh Birfday gurls will be abul to come! It iz 11 AM fur JamamaKitty, an ai think 7 AM awn teh 18th fur MarthaV.
Hard to plan fur peepl hoo liv half a whirlled apart!
YAY!!
goodie goodie!!
we hab moar birffdayz!!
can we maek dem special, liek we had a race, becauz after all, dis picshure will hab two birffday gurlz!!
itz ur choice JCH4oooK!!
waz jus’ giving u da idea!
An wud ebreewun PLEEZ chek teh taims to maek shur that ai hav them rite??? It wud bee verree embarrassing to hav a partee an no wun cayme – becuz teh taim wuz rong!
TTI Tiem is rite, as aer ICHC an Europe (TTI+1). I dunno bowt teh rest!
Gud moarning, eberywun! Rite nao is 3:45AM ICHC time and 9:45AM EDT, wich iz +6, nawt +3. JCH4K, Aifinkso Ai hab teh solooshun 4 u sew u doan haz 2 werk ur brayne sew hadr: Just annownce n ICHC tyme….wi awl noes whut owr tyme continumum differenshul iz (hoepfullee). Nd ryte nao sum ov us r awn Daelite Savings Tyme, nawt Standurd Tyme. Itz wurth a trai!! PS: Fanks fur keepin trak ov ebbereebuddee’s burfdaes, Janet!! {{{{JCH4K}}}}
I’m just gonna say hippo burdies to the laydies now–my hubbeh is going to be arriving–or will be here–by then & I haven’t seen him in 3 weeks.
Have funs!
Wi knwo u’ll b habbing funz, Chessie!!
Ai hab been chekkin da tymes ovur n ovur, n gettin diffrunt ansers each tyme. Ai tink da problum iz daylightz sabin tymes. Ai’m on estern Orstraliun tyme (same az Sydenee).
Ai tink, ifz u hav ICHC tyme on ’standurd’ tyme, den PST shud be PDT (Passifik Dailightz Tyme), n EST shud be EDT. Wud TTI be dailites tyme too?
Mai tyme shud be +10 frum GMT wit noo dailites!!!!
Iz ICHC gonna be 8am standurd tyme? Wich wud makz itz 8pm GMT standurdz, wich wud bee 6am ami tyme.
Ai tink ai mite bee abulz tu make dat!!!
Hab ai gotz dis rite??!!
Noo!! Ai tink ai gotz dat rong agin. GMT standurd wud be 11 hrs frum ICHC standurd, notz 10.
Ai will startz ovur!
Ooooah!!!! Ai gotz itz naow! Ai hab been stoopee! Ai knoo haw tu figger itz naow.
Ai will post dis message, luk at da ICHC tyme n compar itz wit da klok on mai ‘puter. Den ai kno diffruntz ‘tween mai tyme n ICHC tyme.
EEEsey!!!!!!1!!
Ai am ICHC +20hrs. Soo — 8am ICHC iz 4am.
Uh ooh! Ai will setz alaurm n tri tu be der.
Ai’m sorree, MathaV. Ai thot it wud be layter.
And yess – awl ov us in the US ar awn DST, an teh TTI iz too. Ai just don’t know about Pakistan – an ai cudn’t figure Australia out at all! Yoo seem so hav three taim zones.
we AR getting closer! To understanding it, I meen.
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in teh eest, yoo shud be 10 hours urlier than teh TTI, but ai spose awl the Daylight savings taim maeks things sumwaht off. But
oh Janet, ai’m sure we duzznt fank yew enuff fur pullin awl teh celebrasians tewgevver….. an dat time stuffs……pleh….ai getz awl mixedeeeup wif dat stuffs. ai dunt noew how yew duzzit {{{janet}}}
him wuz loansum
Con-cat-shoelaces awn yore nawt-sekund, Hashim. Drinksies? Dancies?
fank u oobark!!
i fink i’d liek sum fresh orange juice fur drinkies and fur dancies…let meh fink…
/me goez out to orinj grove; pix fresh orinjez; slices an’ skweezez fresh orinj joose foar Hashim. Enjoi!
fank u!!1! *sip,sip,sip,sip!!*
ahhh… re freshness!!
*DK arribes baring a hyooj tray ob warm razberree skones fresh owt ob de oben. Her be still waring herz (Hello Kitty) jamamas.*
Mornin cheezpeeps! Halp urselbes!
Hay oobark, ennee moar ob dat delishus n nootrishus orinj joos?
Ohai 4point5kittehs!!
i liekz ur nomz!! *nomnomnom….*
those were gr8!!1!
Ur welkum!! Has anuvver!
oh fank u beri, beri much.
*takez a yummiez*
nommmmm, nommmmmm, nom, nommmmmmmmmmmm nommm
dat waz speshully tastee. I lub warm razberree scones for breakie. Wood anione liek sum coffee? I jus brewd a fresh pot adn since it iz Caturday u can add sum kahluah or sum baileys oar som ov deh odder kind ov sumpun’, sumpin.
No nekkid dans tudae. Hubbeh’s granma dyed las nite.
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condolences offered.
{{{{Lyanthya an Hubbeh}}}} Awlwaiz so sad. Life iz so preshus.
{{{{{{lyanthya&hubby}}}}}}}
Janet sed it best.
DK
So sowries fur ur loss.
so sowwy 2 heer dat. condolences 2 u an hubby.
u will be in mai prayers.
so sorry to hear that. sending condolences and best wishes to you and your husband and family … frenz here are stopping and thinking of yew.
keeping you all in our thoughts. so sry.
{{{{{ly and family}}}}}
awwww so sowy!
maybee DIY kitteh can mayke yoore hubbys grandmummy outta furz!
Hee! Mebbeh.
Fanks to awl hu respawnded!
iz so sowwy fur ur loss… {{{{{lyanthya and hubbeh}}}}
Mai kitteh an ai shar ur sad.
Membr da gud tiems!
thoughts and prayerz with you and yourz ly…so very sorry for your loss.
{{{{{lyanthya an hubby an fambly}}}}}
O deer. So sorry fur u n ur famblies loss.
{{{{{{{{{Ly n famblie}}}}}}}}}
Late condolences here, but still sincere.
((((Lyantha and family))))
Hmmm…tiem-stamp thingie sais 4:04 am on mai posts, so…since iz 10:00-ish heer, if I see a lolpic heer arown’ 10:00 AM mai tiem, chance at nawt-sekund?
ya…u could try… who noes, u could be nawt sekund too!
nawt rilly kawn-serned…jus’ trying to figger aout teh cut-awf tiem foar nawt-sekund. If it happenz, it happenz; if nawt, no featherz awf mai bak.
Oobak. Teh cutoff iz to be within teh furst mininit ov poasting. Fur exampul, if sumwun posts at 4:00 – an iz in teh top spot – THAT is teh Champean Nawt Second! Ten next purrson – an awl otters – hoo post at 4:00 – join teh Champean in a TY – cud bee a braid or a makrame – dependz upawn hao menee there ar.
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An that ’s it. Ov corse, teh one at the top mite be at 4:01. Sayme thing.
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But – except fur rayces, there ar no reel second oar third plaices.
AND, “butt ov corse”
dere r teh birfdays tooday, soos weez all bee hopin
dat teh Nawt Second poster on next pic will beez postin a birfday greeting!
Dat are in about 1 hr an 43 minutes frum now.
An I gots too go too work. Pleh. I cans borrow Brian teh snail?
oopseh.
Ai maed a me! Ai can has TOO bolls ob fuds nao?!
U can hoep!
Brillyant!!! Butz pleaz nawt tu tale dis ideer tu mah PrettyCat….
gud mornin peeps!!! ohai Smammie……….
ai’m out teh door tew an outdoor juried art show (hope iz nawt tew hot)
thot yew mite like tew luk fru dis, yer artmiss Smammie. sum purtteees here… ai will be online later……… gotta go
http://www.nwartalliance.com/event.php?eid=3&return=%2Fevents.php%3F
gud mornin jamamakitty!!
da art is gr8!!
awll so gorjus!!
Wit no offens to (an no help from!!) LCB I haz snaffld teh eer-ings by Ellen Kay and the byootymus picshur of teh lowngyn laydee by Jack & AJ Ferrell.
I fink teh ty booteek shud be stawking dese stuffs!!
Kitteh made whut she know
A nice caluko
To (p)lay in teh sunshinez awl day.
But I hav no dowt
When teh vakyoom sweepur come out
Boaf kittehs will b gawn away.
:::::::::::::::claps feaver-y wingtips::::::::::::
brawo!! *clappity clappity wiff floofy pawz!*
datz a gud and rhyming poem!
kaleeko, kaleeko
in teh sun,
now der is tu
wehr tehr wunce wuz wun.
i cutz and i paysts
and fold and bendz
and now iz haz
a brand nu frendz.
hai!!! iz logged onto wordpress!!! warz my kitteh???? why kwilty????
Did yoo delete ur ICHC n WeirdPress kookies, Evieee? Dat sumtimes halps.
just did, tank yoo. seez if it werks now.
hmm… iz it written wen u gib ur commintz “logged in as Evieee”??
if nawt, den maybe u iz nawt logged into wierd press…
wuz logged in to wordpress and here. now haz logged owt of bof and logged bak into bof…paws crossed. hope hope hope
will deal wif kwilty tihng today i gess.
hmmm….wierd…. check at wordpress if ur abatar iz currently uploaded…
if it isnt, u can choose a pic for ur abatar and crop it and use it as ur
abatar
tiz uploded. But its mah kitteh Maggie and she haz tendencee to be diffikult at timez. Her pikshur is liek her…if it don’t wanna lode…won’t!
hehe… luks kyoot!!
da last tiem i saw it!
itz multi coloured!!
Sumtimez Wierd Press is so strange. Go to WP and sign in there, then gcomez back to ICHC and it shuld wurk. It makez u sign in ober and ober a lot sumtimez.
I logged out compleetly…turned offa da pyooter…petted Maggie and giv her treetz and brushings…we see now.
fail.
Not a fail.
Eggcellint! Luv teh pome!
Eggsellent poetree heer an abuv! Yeah tu bov Eviee an Jenniffurrr!
My fots eggzactlee!!
so onli Berry Fuzzee Frien-b4-vacyoom. got to maek best of tiem while u canz!
Berry gud pome, Jenniffuurr!!!
Igger-ant hoomin here; whut’s “DIY”?
Dew-It-Yersef
Ahhhh. Fang-kew! Noes wunder ai din’t geddit. If ai can’t GALMI it don’ git dun. (Ai tend 2 brake tings)
As uppozed 2 GALMI (Get A Little Man In)!
Ai persnlly prefer GAYNGI (Get A Yung Nekkid Guy In!!!)
Dat’s 2 distraktin!
if you were to recline upon your chaise lounge, eating peeled grapes, regard the “object” as mobile and functional sculpture.
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watcha tink ah dat one mizz anni?
especially iffen he was a student of Ly’s school of dance?
or BH,MH – Beyond Hoep, Moov Haus!
Ai resembel dat remark…
Ai traid it!
Dint werk! Cuz ai browt ebreething wif mee. AKSHULLEE, ai just mite just need a MUCH bigger haus! LOL!
But it IZ awl in!!
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When ai mooved bak heer, teh mooving guys said “Laydee, yur traing to moov 12 crates into a 9 crate haus!!”
given the state of my house….it’s nothing a gallon of kerosene and a match won’t fix.
Nau dat aize gettin olldur, ai finze ai hab mohr scusses tu naut du houzewerk….afferahl, mai bak is SOOO sore! Cudnt possiblee du anitin naut-fun.
An sum of teh fings taht ARE fun still mayk yor bak sor but … at leest teh’re still fun!!
Den ai duz em eneeway
yeh, taht sownds like my inlaws howse. my mudder-in-law sez, “yoo kidz kan kleen all dis up wen we’z gone (tehy haznt frowed anyfing away in abowt 40 yeerz) so i won’t wurry bowt it now.” i finks, yeh, i’ll kleen it all up, i’ll firebom teh playse an tehn hire a bulldozer!
Wun tyme Ai sint owt nu address notisses taht sed “I finally found a place to put everything….but I had to move to do it.” (It wuz a lye, tho….stil dint haev ruum fur ebryting.) Wehn Ai mooved agin, Ai sint owt peeces ov kardbord taht sed tew sind serch nd resku teems tew teh nu address.
Kitteh doez dis feat wit only 3 featz! I’s verrah impressd!
Der iz a fur-reel tree-legged bebbeh kitteh at local pedshop nau, juz loss a frunt leg to a car an iz going up fur adopshun az soonaz completelee recuvered. So sweet, ai drohp bai tuday an kitteh plai wit mai hanz an wit a bahl. Sumhau his dizzabilitie makes him eve4n cuter!
iz true. mai sister haz a tree-legged kitteh wif missin frunt leg. he iz big boi, an givez best snorgles! floofy chest an sholdur fits nisely in mai sholdur an hed fitz unner mai chin. getz aroun fyne. only prollem iz he haz to nawt get fatz – do not want arf-ritis in ovver frunt leg. iz hard nawt to givez treatz alla tyme caus hez so cyoot.
Ammals ken deel wid dizzabillies bedder dan peeps – no regrets, no if onlees, no ai usetas, iz juzda wai it iz.
Didja heer about deh pony dat iz doing fine widdout a front leg? Canters even on tree legs, haz a prosteesis dat sumtiems wares, sumtiems no. Her naem is Molly and she’s in Loosiana, ef u wanna luk her up. She reely sumpin!
At owr aquareeum heer wi haz Winter, a dolfin wif a prosthetik tayl. gizmodo.com/387071/dolphin-gets-prosthetic-tail
Tanks fur link….he’s prollee berry popalar.
“… and cuddle u and snorgle u and care fur u and call u… ummm… the same size as meh!”
Schrodinger can’t ’splain dis…
“Mam sed get a hair cut… so watz rong wiff it??”
U noez hao i alweyz b seyin I haz enuf furz tu maek annudur kitteh? Well…
Yup! Der it iz…an kitteh stihl has to spahr.
kitteh cud mayke hiz own familly.
LOL! Fur shur!
Seemz laik iz alwaez laik taht behynd sofaz nd beloe wyndow sillz.
Dis kitteh haz srs skills.
‘Specially wit no possbale thumbs. Mighty hard to use sizzors wit paws. Kitteh did like Project Runway, and decided to make it wurk!
Noetise hau kitteh artisickallee pud a kittee face whare back en iz on furree fren kitteh
Whai Hai Thar DIY Kitteh!
Iz yoo lownley? Yoo need aw Gyrlfraind!
Sumwun Get him aw gyrlfraind!!!!! beefowr hee gets TOO lownly!!!
Kaliko kitteh iz moz prollee a gurl
Sush a BYOOTIMUS kitteh!!!
Wate til rhsb sees her! Der mai be sum grabbitee pawses.
I maded a Big Floofy Furball
bee veddy happi dis won nawt internally generated
Liek da 1-s ai git 2 cleen up elebenty-20 tiems a dai — Ai haz a yuck!
Dere yoosed 2 b a kitteh fud ad taht sed it wuld maek it saef fur u 2 walk awn ur carpet barefut agin. Squish…..do nawt want!!
…den covurs owld dyning room chares wif brite mateeriul to chaynge the decoar.
See, I told u I wuz floofy, not fat.
Wut hapenz ef u sae teh majick wurdz rong?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
lols tis funneh but slightly worried about the state of mind of hoomin dat did dis to kitteh
… and hoomans be really mad
Ly, sowwy for loss of grandmas…dey be great …mebbe where she goes, all past kittehs be waiting to sits on her lap..
On happy…I has delighted laugh at de “extra” calico kitteh…
Be hilarious skool projek…glue onto cardboard…;-)
doesth no one find this at all disturbing?
Yes Katie. It’s really easy to cut kitties when trimming hair with scissors. Very dangerous.
God, before I read the caption at teh bottom I thought it was going to turn out that the cat there had “removed” the other one.