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who cut meh!?
and why r dier scissors here??
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Ohai Hashim U an me in a tye agane! haow shall we sillybrayte?
i fink we should relax and hab a drinkie??
Dat’s a gud idea.Haow abowt sum fresh orinj joos (it isn’t reelee poysun!)
An Ai hadn,t notissed ur riplye to oobark. GMTA!
hehe…
datz true!!
‘moaning, annipuss :*
Afternoon Owl! It is 3.30 heer!
gosh! taht’s neerly beer o’clock!
Isn’t it awlwaiz?
’struth
hmm… iz jus’ asking but watz beer o’clock?
hehe… mah knowlegde at ICHC, let meh show u it!
Ai fink Ambercat meens it is tiem fur a glass uv beer!
ohhh…
Is preddy mush awlways beer o’clock (or wine o’clock, or martoonie o’clock) sumwhere awn ICHC.
ya can count on the sun bein’ over the yard-arm somewhere…..
Its alwais beer o’clock! Annipuss is ryte. Den agin, its onlee 8:30am heer. Yogurt tyme.
its 8:30 in the evening heer.
ah, taht’s moer lyk haff past baileys!
Hashim! 8:30 in teh evening??? Tehn ai think ai hav the taim rong on the announcemnt fur the partee. Fur yoo.
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OH! An it iz rong fur TTI, too! An Yurp!
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Oh wells, ai will fix it an trai agian!
ohh… itz fine… we’re hoomanz anyway, maek mistakes…
O mai CC! Hashim! Yoo hav NO idea just hao hooman ai am! But there ar taims when misteaks ar . . not allowed. An this wud bee wun ov the!
here u goez!
*handz annipuss a glass of fresh orinj juice*
Thx Hashim,*sip, sip shlurrrp* Hmm, dat wuz gud.
ur welcum!
AND - yet again, deer Hashim!
HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE
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Awn SUNDAY, TEH 17th ov AUGUST, 2008
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we will celebrayte teh birfdays of
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Jamamakitty and MarthaV
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THE PARTEE WILL START AT THE THIRD PIKCHOOR OV THE DAY. ov the day
8 AM - ICHC taim (base)
11 AM - PST (+3)
2 PM - EST (+3)
7 PM - TTI time (+5)
8 PM - Europe time (+1)
Midnite - Pakistan/India (+4)
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Pleez noet teh TIME correckshuns!!! Ai furgot that weak ends ar different!!!
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Ebreewun iz invited. An we hoep teh Birfday gurls will be abul to come! It iz 11 AM fur JamamaKitty, an ai think 7 AM awn teh 18th fur MarthaV.
Hard to plan fur peepl hoo liv half a whirlled apart!
YAY!!
goodie goodie!!
we hab moar birffdayz!!
can we maek dem special, liek we had a race, becauz after all, dis picshure will hab two birffday gurlz!!
itz ur choice JCH4oooK!!
waz jus’ giving u da idea!
An wud ebreewun PLEEZ chek teh taims to maek shur that ai hav them rite??? It wud bee verree embarrassing to hav a partee an no wun cayme - becuz teh taim wuz rong!
TTI Tiem is rite, as aer ICHC an Europe (TTI+1). I dunno bowt teh rest!
Gud moarning, eberywun! Rite nao is 3:45AM ICHC time and 9:45AM EDT, wich iz +6, nawt +3. JCH4K, Aifinkso Ai hab teh solooshun 4 u sew u doan haz 2 werk ur brayne sew hadr: Just annownce n ICHC tyme….wi awl noes whut owr tyme continumum differenshul iz (hoepfullee). Nd ryte nao sum ov us r awn Daelite Savings Tyme, nawt Standurd Tyme. Itz wurth a trai!! PS: Fanks fur keepin trak ov ebbereebuddee’s burfdaes, Janet!! {{{{JCH4K}}}}
I’m just gonna say hippo burdies to the laydies now–my hubbeh is going to be arriving–or will be here–by then & I haven’t seen him in 3 weeks.
Have funs!
Wi knwo u’ll b habbing funz, Chessie!!
Ai hab been chekkin da tymes ovur n ovur, n gettin diffrunt ansers each tyme. Ai tink da problum iz daylightz sabin tymes. Ai’m on estern Orstraliun tyme (same az Sydenee).
Ai tink, ifz u hav ICHC tyme on ’standurd’ tyme, den PST shud be PDT (Passifik Dailightz Tyme), n EST shud be EDT. Wud TTI be dailites tyme too?
Mai tyme shud be +10 frum GMT wit noo dailites!!!!
Iz ICHC gonna be 8am standurd tyme? Wich wud makz itz 8pm GMT standurdz, wich wud bee 6am ami tyme.
Ai tink ai mite bee abulz tu make dat!!!
Hab ai gotz dis rite??!!
Noo!! Ai tink ai gotz dat rong agin. GMT standurd wud be 11 hrs frum ICHC standurd, notz 10.
Ai will startz ovur!
Ooooah!!!! Ai gotz itz naow! Ai hab been stoopee! Ai knoo haw tu figger itz naow.
Ai will post dis message, luk at da ICHC tyme n compar itz wit da klok on mai ‘puter. Den ai kno diffruntz ‘tween mai tyme n ICHC tyme.
EEEsey!!!!!!1!!
Ai am ICHC +20hrs. Soo — 8am ICHC iz 4am.
Uh ooh! Ai will setz alaurm n tri tu be der.
Ai’m sorree, MathaV. Ai thot it wud be layter.
And yess - awl ov us in the US ar awn DST, an teh TTI iz too. Ai just don’t know about Pakistan - an ai cudn’t figure Australia out at all! Yoo seem so hav three taim zones.
we AR getting closer! To understanding it, I meen.
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in teh eest, yoo shud be 10 hours urlier than teh TTI, but ai spose awl the Daylight savings taim maeks things sumwaht off. But
oh Janet, ai’m sure we duzznt fank yew enuff fur pullin awl teh celebrasians tewgevver….. an dat time stuffs……pleh….ai getz awl mixedeeeup wif dat stuffs. ai dunt noew how yew duzzit {{{janet}}}
him wuz loansum
Con-cat-shoelaces awn yore nawt-sekund, Hashim. Drinksies? Dancies?
fank u oobark!!
i fink i’d liek sum fresh orange juice fur drinkies and fur dancies…let meh fink…
/me goez out to orinj grove; pix fresh orinjez; slices an’ skweezez fresh orinj joose foar Hashim. Enjoi!
fank u!!1! *sip,sip,sip,sip!!*
ahhh… re freshness!!
*DK arribes baring a hyooj tray ob warm razberree skones fresh owt ob de oben. Her be still waring herz (Hello Kitty) jamamas.*
Mornin cheezpeeps! Halp urselbes!
Hay oobark, ennee moar ob dat delishus n nootrishus orinj joos?
Ohai 4point5kittehs!!
i liekz ur nomz!! *nomnomnom….*
those were gr8!!1!
Ur welkum!! Has anuvver!
oh fank u beri, beri much.
*takez a yummiez*
nommmmm, nommmmmm, nom, nommmmmmmmmmmm nommm
dat waz speshully tastee. I lub warm razberree scones for breakie. Wood anione liek sum coffee? I jus brewd a fresh pot adn since it iz Caturday u can add sum kahluah or sum baileys oar som ov deh odder kind ov sumpun’, sumpin.
No nekkid dans tudae. Hubbeh’s granma dyed las nite.
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condolences offered.
{{{{Lyanthya an Hubbeh}}}} Awlwaiz so sad. Life iz so preshus.
{{{{{{lyanthya&hubby}}}}}}}
Janet sed it best.
DK
So sowries fur ur loss.
so sowwy 2 heer dat. condolences 2 u an hubby.
u will be in mai prayers.
so sorry to hear that. sending condolences and best wishes to you and your husband and family … frenz here are stopping and thinking of yew.
keeping you all in our thoughts. so sry.
{{{{{ly and family}}}}}
awwww so sowy!
maybee DIY kitteh can mayke yoore hubbys grandmummy outta furz!
Hee! Mebbeh.
Fanks to awl hu respawnded!
iz so sowwy fur ur loss… {{{{{lyanthya and hubbeh}}}}