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Wach where u put that slyde rool, buddie!
conga ratz leeza-b fur da top spot!!
wat would u liek fur drinkies and dansies?!
WoOt!! Lukz laik a five-way makrame!
Enewun want to go to teh TY Boo Teek?
An teh PI stawl iz awlreddee in fully operashunal! Ai can smell teh fresh peech PIs frum heer! An ai think they hav teh cawfee reddee. Smellz hebbenlee!
IZ IN!!
onwardz, to da ty booteek!!
and JCH4K, u can also join us??
sownds gud to me!
I wants a wind chyme ifinkso!
OO, or shud I get a kitteh magnit?
Desishuns, desishuns…
Ai wud luv too. But – where iz Annipuss????? Ai dont see hur enewhere. Hope she ix OK! An Ambercat awt to bee heer, too.
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Ai wud laik to luk at teh snoglobes. Ai think there mite be wun wif awl ten animuls hoo ar heer wif us – laik Ptunia (ai think she iz akshulle an Egypshun hoarse), BR, mai liddle Unique Orn – an awl teh wuns hoo were at teh rayce!
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They ar usuallee in teh beeeeeeg medow (behind teh NB – an ajacent to teh Princess Mu medow).
shez jus below, below maryO’Spockn’s commint…
i fink she’d be glad to join us!
Yep, Ai aer heer! Ai had 2 pop awai fur a minit – Ai `membered dat Ai had to maek a card fur PB2K, but naow Ai aer reddee fur sum cawfee. Ai doan’t hab a Unique Horn – dat wud be a berry dekritib addishun 2 mai menajeree.
An Ai is heer too, nao – reddy for CweenMJ’s partay on teh nekst pic!
*YAWN*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
itteh bitteh kitteh bodyguard
also available in tortie, tabby and calico
feerce cyootness
itteh bitteh kitteh securitteh
totalleh
teh laytest in geek accessoreeeeez
oar shudz i say, ACK sessorees- teh sownd teh hyuuman meks win teh pointee endz acksess teh hyuman payne reseptorz.
hm, wud dis be compatabul wif b0rg teknologees?
ohai, leeza-b! i offen pondurz teh kyute kitteh/b0rg tecknawlojeez inner akshun.
i finkso dis kitteh soooo kyute wif herz rAWr dat shee mite be a nefektif defenz aganst asillymashun, er assimilashun: i.e. wud mekz teh b0rg splortify.
purrhaps!
I fink alsew though, that the ginormus power of kyoot that teh kittehs has mite make teh b0rg say WANT!
I will pondur this ober teh weekend.
Has fun at teh partee guiz!
*waves by by*
Hay, wher u going?
Haz a gud weekend wif Gummi et al!!
Skaers off baddies
skaers off lint
Nutthin skaers off pokkit lint
iz a guardian
i pik…not dat pokkit.
“man!! ur pocket stinkz!! and watz wiff dis sticky tissue? o wait….”
Oh Hashim! ROFL!! An taht iz teh “ick” faktor!
tehehe fanks!
*snert*
Ohai,PB2K. Hoap u can be hazzin a gud dai 2dai, adn eberfing goin gud 4 u. Jes wantin u 2 noes taht eben teh peepz wu iz nawt posin can be hazzin praerz adn sendin u heelin thots ebery dai. Iz teh port bein guuderer tahn teh stikkiineeduls?
FTW Hashim!!!
yoo muss be no-ing da geek boiz. Oh wait….mebbe yoo iz geek boiz? (nawt bein meen….ai lubz geekz, an ai iz wun, tu.)
Ohai dapanferkitteh!!
me no geek!!
iz just haz a silly sense uf humor, datz all…i fink
Iz da sayme ting, rellee….
Iz dat a kitteh in ur poket, or ar u jus happy to see me?
LOLOLOL again! Ebreewun seems to bee awn a LOL ROLL today!
tehr’s a wocket in mah pocket…and it bytz!
@@@@@!!1!!!
I’d give you five burgers IF WE CUD HAS TEH VOTIN BURGRS BAK!!!
“IZ A ITTEH BITTEH KITTEH AND HEAR MEH RAWRR!! *rawwr!!* *cough, cough!!* Arrgh! hairballz agayn!”
One word: SPLORT!!!!
OHNOES! Need th CCC STAT!
Screeeech! CCC swings roun’de corner.
Broom an’ dustpan.. sweepy, sweep up da branes.
Scoopy-scoop da branes bac in SuisseMissy’s lil’ hed.
Gen’ly pats dem in plac, den fwiiip! pulls deduct-tape out an tapes da hed bak togedder.
Apply CHRG Tour-e-quint! Adds de bathin cap wit chin-strip fer extry pertecshon.
Here, hab a sit-down on de comfy splort-recubbery sofa wit’ de floofy blankies wit kitteh desins on dem, and hab a yumm hot chocolit wif mallows on top.
Yu’ll feel bedderer in no thyme.
“Maawwmm!!” Why dis hoomin stiks me in himz pokkit?? Di pokkit protektor- Do Want- wun in each colur fur each outfit- blak, whyte, kaliko, and stripey!!
WANT!!
a white one dat iz!!
HALP!!1!!! I iz bein kitnapped! hm, speakin of napsZZZZzzzz
dat totally sowns laik un ob mai kittehs… she cud sleeps till da end ob tymes… an longer, wibout ebben blinkin… eggsept iffn u prepers da food, den she’ll be waik e-me-d-atly
*giggles*
Pawkit prehutektor: Ur dewin it ovurmuch.
Um, please excuse me sir, I…um…*cough* I don’t, um, know if you’re aware of it but…*ahem*… your pocket has a fierce.
Pik-Pockit-Protekshun – 100% guaranteed!
“MAM!!1! IZ BEING KIDNAPPED!!”
akshuly… ai cud imagin mam wud gib da kittynapper a cheezburgr fur ebbery minute wibout heering MAM!!!elebenty1!
LOL!!1!
Siobhan- whut a pritty kitteh fayce on ur abatar!!!
yesh!!
iz so purrty!!
kyoot!!
*holdz on CHRG*
ai noe wanna bovver anybuddee, butz … *SPLORT*
OH NOEZ!!!
calling da CCC!
*weeehoooo weeeeehoooooo!!*
*scoopity scoopity braynz and cleanz dem*
*putz dem back in da hed*
*duck tape duck tape*
*handz africat a CHRG*
here, u’ll be better soon!!
and have dis hawt choklitt and a cozy blanky!!
fang u berry mush Hashim!!!
ur pokkit haz a kyoot an teh kyoot haz an angriez. kitteh rawr?
finger nomming, head splorting protecshun… … initiated
Pocket haz fiercest protckshun of all, the needle-like kitten clawz. Like little needles, only ting sharper and pointier, teh kitten teeths.
RUN!!1!! The floor is gettin cobereded wif lava!
I imajines dis duz make teh hoomin wawk a littul funneh…
(PS Whew! We gots snowflaek abatars bak!)
Yup- thanks to Cheez and Tofu or werd press- dem wunz yesterdai had a big Ugli!!
Kyoot Kargo Kitteh!
Ohai Eve!!!
how iz u??
Ohai Hashim! Ai’z fine, but its stil erlee. Ai hazint fed teh kittehs yet sew ai’d bettur get tew dat soon. Hao r yoo? Wut tyme iz it der fur yoo?
Ohai Eve!!
sowwy couldnt reply earlier… i fink 5:38 ICHC tiem iz… i dunno akshullee cauz i dunt remember wen u posted da commint… but i fink it waz evening…
I iz Kitteh NOT Kangah!
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*****TESTING*****
jus tryin 2 git mai puter to rember mai acct info
soz ai don hafta retype it ebery tiem ai log in.
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Fanks fur ur payshuns!
Is enne wun else habin prawblums loggin into ur accts.
AI du it and eben tho I go to mai profile, ai am as a stranger wud B, since Ai haz ober a hundred pictures uploaded, but only 6 are public. Dats wut AI git.
I’m a stranger todai…Ai cant vote or make lols?
HALP???
nope… i iznt habbin dat problem today…
it should be fixed in a minute or two…
Ohai Hashim {{{Hashim}}}
Fanks…Ai gettin reely P.O.’d
N ebery tiem ai comment heer, my name erases, like ai am a stranger, it taeks 5 – 10 minutes befor mai comment is posted
WAAAAAAH….oop, next lol tiem
kthxbai
hmmm… dunno watz da problem…
sowwy…
ai dunno, mai brauzer wnet kaplooie wen ai treid 2login jus nao, but ai dun fink dat’s wuts goin awn wid u. prolly jus mai werk puter haz a stoopid 2dai, cuz ai kent dew enny werk widawt it goin kaplooie awn meh.
duz u fink it cud bee ur puter an nawt teh syte?
ok, ai bin usin Firefox…dats ware da prawblem is….
Ai jus nao used IE, signed awn n it’s wurkin jus fine heer!
Ai dun no! Dis is maekin mai hed spin wif confuzion!!!!
zeems liek lotsa sytes dun werk vry gud wif Fierfoks. nao if ai cud onliez figger awt wuts maekin mai puter go kaplooie wen ai trais tew owpin teh simyoolayshuns ai’z sposta b werkin awn 2dai. ai cud owpin sum simyoolayshuns frum las week just fyne! ai sew kinfuzzled!
Kawshun: Keepin teh poytee enz in ur pawket mey b hazurdis tu yr leg.
active pick-pocket protection……..initialized
fatal error……power low…..install gushifud power-cell
Power restored……protection………(gene wilder voice) EEEETTSSS AALLIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!
HEY GUISE!!! eye got his VISA card….wii goin’ ta PETSMART, gushifuds and nip-mousies on him!!!!
Wiv tihs kittoon in mai pockit ai cud conkur teh wurruld!
Such a ferocious little kitteh.
AWW…SPLORT!
this izza reesun Y the Artfull Dodjer iz gettin’ eh searies of Rabees Shots
Ooo-Ooo-Oooo! Seh reechez 4 her CHRG and not a moment 2 soon! Dis kitteh is pawstivele de cyootest wittel ting! Whew…splort of ginormaus siz averted!
moar like u touch owner i rip face off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):(:):(:)+=+=+=+===+===
one word LOL
dose iz Buckle shortz i hab dem 2! q-t kitteh btw
RAWR!
bak of, i has a fierce!