I no can haz peetsa,
I no can haz peetsa, YOU no can haz peetsa
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jennybookseller on Ur morning rooteen haz skwirrlgrrl on Ur morning rooteen haz Duffy on Ur morning rooteen haz cweenmj on Ur morning rooteen haz cweenmj on Ur morning rooteen haz cweenmj on Ur morning rooteen haz palinsc on Ur morning rooteen haz cweenmj on Ur morning rooteen haz smileycat on Dis iz as far owt of bed erink on Dis iz as far owt of bed jennybookseller on Ur morning rooteen haz palinsc on Ur morning rooteen haz smacky on Dis iz as far owt of bed two_kittehs on Ur morning rooteen haz doctorcat on Dis iz as far owt of bed
hoppie birdie 2 ewe cweenmj!! iz hapi dai 4 ewe! heer’s lawts uv choklit yummiinez jus 4 ewe!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wunderz wich anniversaree o’ teh cween’s 21st burfdae we can haz celebrating?!
hmmm?!
oh what a bootiful cake
I has broted some champain
to go wid deh cake
hands eberyone champain flutes
and pours deh bubbly into demz
Happi Birfdai to the Queen
May Ceeleeng Cat bring joy and happiness to teh Cween
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luks laik a berry cyooot parfayt wif teh cherry onna tawp
i brotted lotz- haz sum!
*lukz around fr teh Mlle. d’Onkay*
herz shud be sniffin dese out innytimesoon!!! wachout fur teh trampeed!!
yesh. dese be majikul parfayz. dey bekumz wotebber flava teh burfdae gurl likes.
*bbublolbublolboblol*
sham pain fr teh cween compleemintz o two_kittehs
…slurp!
May O! Ai roted a commint urlier – an uzed teh rong email addrss – so it likelee will nebber sho up! Ai said taht Mlle d”Onkay wuz heer. . .an ai think yur parfait iz gorgeous – an ai wud laik sum, pleeze!
an *klink ♫* Heer’s to yoo, cweenmj! May yoo liv fuebber – in teh best ov helth!!
…..slurp!
yumyumyum
*Razes her glass inna toast*
LONG LIBS CWEENMJ!!!1!
Hip-hip hooray!
Hip-hip hooray!!
Hip-hip hoooooooraaaaaayyyyyyy!!!
Oh boi!! shampayn n kake n choklit yummies!!!
I in hevvin, I finkso!! Thank yew jk2k, MaryO & two_kittehs!!
Wut a gra8 start 4 deh partee.
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Deh shampayn tikkulz mai noze.
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we wish u a hawpee fursday, we wis… uh… no… wait… wrung lain… uh…
fur cween’s a jolly gud felloo
fur cween’s a jolly gud felloo
fur cween’s a jolly gud feeeeheeeellooooooo
dat nobunny can d-ny!
adn so sai awl ob us!
hawpee fursday cweenmj!
*carries in a juge chokklit cake fur da pardee*
*grabbitee paws snagz cween’s bubblol shampain*
uhoes, yr oHainess…i fink i needz to tastes yr fud n dwinkeez az yr offishul royale tayst tester.
der luks like dere mite can haz Mike Robes agin in teh shampain, and dat chonklit luks a lil fishee…
Chokklit fish??? do want. bring ‘em rite ober heer.
Hippo birdies, cweenmj an may all yr bevrijes be sparklin!
Hmm.. mebbe I iz nawt too late after awl…
Happy Birfday, CweenMJ, and menny, menny moar!
I alreddy sented yoo a choklit caek wif choklit icing. Hoep you got it saefly!
It’s never tooooooo late 4 a partee.
Thankz 4 deh gud wishes. I gotted teh chokklit cake, but i b thinking MaryO tooked a small (?) sample byte frum it. :snerk:
*clappity clappity!!*
datz a byootimus caek maryOspockn!!
hmmm…uhmmm….we can nom it naow??
HAPPEE BIRTHDAY to CWEENMJ!!!
ALL HAIL DA CWEEN! (Clappity ap-paws!)
LOOONNNGGG LIV DA CWEEN! (Cheeers frum subjecks an’ Cheezfrens)
HIPP-HIPP-HURRAAAY!
HIPP-HIPP-HURRAAAY!
HIPP-HIPP-HURRAAAY!
Fur de Queen ob Cheezland, Eye brings da music. Bring in da funk!
3LittlKitties rides ontoppa beeg, rosey-covverd parad-flot wit’ a silber an whit garan Pi-ano ontop, ana Liber-achy canilabra. Behin de flot is de martching band an drummcore. Wee-all’s playin’ 6-paw hamonies ob de “Happee Birfday Song” fur CWEENMJ.
wher iz ly? Shud shee nawt bee dancin tew teh moosik?
she’s daown deh commintz a waiz…
Fank yew 3LK!! dat b a nawsum flote!! speshlee wif deh LiberAce Kandulahbree! I wenting 2 deh LiberAce muzeeum in Lost Wagez wunst. Him had sum fansee stuffz, u betcha.
we all can haz peetsa!
pweaze kitteh?? pweaze?
gib uz da pizza fur cweenmj’s birffday!!1!
sowwy, ai am layte, becuz ai haz been maykin de pizza.
pizza fer eberyboddy.
ai m still maykin de prezent fre cweenmj. ai will be bak.
ok..taek ur tiem, da party will last forever!!1!
gud fr gooze iz good fr gander
*kitteh finks a lil*
oh, wayte. i nawt a gooze. i can noms goose. you gotany?
hopiti burfdai cwmj!
I just gotted bak frum immerview…. wuz gud wun I fink….. hopeso, skool iz 3 minutez frum hous!
anyhowz-
I brotted u a big tub ub precraked dungeon-es crabs n da cocktd tail sauce ta goez wif it n four da desert- I brotted nic beeg Oregun beri pi! It haz booberriz,marionberiz, strawberiez, n eben sum huckledberies frum da Gourge!
Iz nic n beeg n warm- I brotted nuf four eberbudi. Der beez sum nic tillimook anilla i scream on da bak table- helpz urself.
Iz gonna tak a nap fur a while- immerview r tirein…… den der iz da fact dat fishykitteh cawled me at 4:youmustbekidding 30 am ’cause shez wuz lonli n eberbudi wuz sleepin….
fishykitteh n gascat putten der floofy paws tagether n singn to u frum da kar
“Hippo birdz two u
Hippo birdz two u
Hippo birdez deer cwmj!
hippo birdez tooooo uuuuuu!
momcat, gascat, fishykitteh
Hai momcat! glad deh intervu wented well.
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nom nom nom mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Fangz 4 deh nommeez. deh pi iz delishuz!!
{{{momcat, gascat, fishykitteh}}}
HAPPEE BIRFDAI UR MAJESTEE!!!!!!11!
*aproshes da qween awn bended nee*
Mai ai offering u dis prezzent awn dis mos awspishus okashun, da birfdai ob owr berree own cween ob cheezlandia.
*hans cweenmj a byootifullee rapped bocks ob sordid dark adn milk chonklitt truffles (teh eeting kind, nawt teh piggeh kind, altho u kud eets dem liek a piggeh)*
Mennee mennee happitayle returns!!!
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ooooo. I lubz deh sordid
chokklitz!!!! Adn deh box iz sew prittee, 2!
Fank yew, 4.5 kittehz!!
hoppy beeday to ya
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I’ve always wondered (or wandered….mentally) are sordid chokklitz from the Nawty Barn Mark II confectionary?
Lolspeak off – it is chocolates with assorted fillings – Aahz’z inbenshun.
sew….Aahz did it eh?….hmmmm, could indeed be from the NB II yah?
till u gib me cheezburger
Happi birfdai 2 her majestic majestee teh cween!
In onner uv dis orspishus ebent,Ai haz inbented a nyoo caek ressipee. It iz chokklitt and towstid hazelnut caek. Ai eeted teh nawt sekond wun (kwalitee controll, u noe) but maed u anuvver wun.
Annipuss, dat saonds SOOOO gud!
nom nomnomnomnomnomnomnom. it b berry gud. no wunder u ated deh nawt-sekkunt wun!!! Fankz.
{{{annipuss}}}
YAY Cween, happi birfdai
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1782924
{{{{{jamammamamamamamama}}}}}}} ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
CMJ, ur heer laet, 2! Ai’m sry Ai mist ur partee…..luks liek it wuz fun! Ai wuz heer B4 it started, but had 2 leeve suddunlee. Didja c mai noet awn anuvver lolpic abowt teh lisense playte Ai saw? If Ai dint noe u wur inna PNW, Ai wuld’ve thot it wuz u, sinse it sed CMJ1! Well, sinse itz stil ur birfdae wher u r, Hippo Birdie 2 Ewe!!!! U haz mush lub frum sew menee Cheez Frenz, nd u r a berry speshul purrson!!!!!!! Njoi teh rezt ov ur birfdae (awl 5 minits ov it)!!!!!! {{{{{{CweenMJ}}}}}}
Hai, catsablanca…. yup i saw deh note bowt deh license plate.
wish it wuz mine, but it izn’t. 
Fankz 4 deh birfday wishez. {{{{{catsablanca}}}}}
I think I will going to bed now. schmoo!!
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Ohai cweenmj!!!
Happy birffday!! agayn!!
didja read da message i lefted u by leeza-b??
Got it!! thkz!
LCB comes onstage wearing her best embroidrered bloo jeans and a gauzy, flowy caftan. She is barefootsed. She sits down at teh piano and begins to play.
Teh Cween’s Ur Fren
(With aplologies to Carlole King)
When ur on this website
And u need a halping hand
’cause WordPress, o WordPress ain’t acting right.
Clench ur fists and say “o dear”
And soon she will be there
To brighten up even a thred that bites.
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U just click on her name,
And u knoe whoever u am
She’ll come floating
And make u her fren.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All u’ve got to do is LOL
And she’ll be there, yes she will,
Teh cween is ur fren.
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If the sky above u
Should be filled wif cweenfetti
And a huge bubblol should begin to grow
It’s teh cween’s arrival above teh cheering crowd
And soon she’ll be playing wif us oncet moar.
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U just click on her name,
And u knoe whoever u am
She’ll come floating
And make u her fren.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All u have to do is LOL
And she’ll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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(LCB is joined onstage by James Taylol for a duet on this last bit)
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Hey, ain’t it good to knoes that u gots a fren?
People can become trolls.
They’ll hurt u and besmirch u.
Well they’ll mock ur lol if u let them.
O yeah, but don’t u let them.
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U just click on her name,
And u knoe whoever u am
O babe, don’t u knoes that,
Winter spring summer or fall,
Hay now, all u’ve got to do is LOL.
Cween, she’ll be there, yes she will.
Teh cween’s ur fren.
Teh cween’s ur fren.
Ain’t it good to knoes that u gots a fren.
Ain’t it good to knoes that u gots a fren.
Teh cween’s ur fren.
woo woot!!! claps floofy paws!!! excellemint!!!
I sekkund deh w00t!!!! dat b soooooo awsum LCB!!!
U b 2 kind, I b thinking.
An ai THURD teh wOOt! LCB iz teh awsumest EBBER!!
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Oh cweenmj! Ai putted awn mai emerald green dress, an teh tiara, an awl mai birdday jooelree – an saddled up Unique Orn in his silber regalia – an cayme riding in to bring yoo a messaj. An ai *sniff* ai had teh rong email address – an WP eeted it.
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But ai sayed that yoo {{{{{{cweenmj}}}} ar a troolee wunderful frend – an nao ai cud nawt – wud nawt WANT to – doo wiffaut yoo!!!!
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An ai also hav to leev soon – must be taeking mai muther an Ant Daisy to teh Cowuntee Faire! Ai wud rather bee heer.
forths on da woot! mangnificus song, LCB!!1!
o cweenmj, ai iz still in da shawp puttin on da finishin tuches…
I’ll fift da woot!! LCB, ur sawng-ritin skilz b sew full uv da win n da awsumniss!!
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N wyl we be attit, I’ll HAZ uh fift…
ó Θ ∂ Ω‘ ∞ ﻩ *hic** ó Θ ∂ Ω‘ ∞ ﻩ
hippity hoppity happytail day
tooday iz da cweenmj’s birfday
hoppity hippity woot woot da woo
heer’s a birfday present fer yoo
*pulls cwof offa da present fer cweenmj*
In onor ov ur speshimous day ai haz made fer u a…a…a gwobal kitteh locatomatorrer.
Cee, wherever u trabels in ur mobin home u kan findes da kittehs tu lurve. lookie, dey ar showins on da skrween riet naow. Heer’s 1, an dere’s anodder, 2 moore are ovur dere!
Ober heer in dis drawer is an enless supplye of da gushy fud fer awl of da kittehs u cee.
In dis drawer is da bubblol mayker liek Lawrence Wekl hads tew mayke alla ur trabels and kampin wondermous. Dis drawer haz an endeles supply ov sordid chawklits fer ur enjoiment. An dis drawer has…unh….unh….*tugs on drawer* oh, confetti!
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Hab a gud tiem on dis speshilishus day, cweenmj.
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Yoo go, LCB an Lindycat!
oh, LCB tawps me by far. she ROCKS!
otay, yew kin be teh rockette!!
lindycat!!! u ROKKZ 2!!! u haz mading mii a most wundermuz prezzy!! I kant beleeving how ingennyus u b! well, akshullee awl deh cheezpeepz b ingeenyuz… just lukkiting deh hyooj variety uv prezzintz! Did u ever seeing such inventivnessez?? It bogglolz deh mind.
*kontinuez down deh fred,
*weaving slitelee frum deh boggloled mind.*
Glad u all likeded it! Having teh sellebrity guest singer halps a lot.
Befoar he had to leave, James Taylol and I recorded a encore 4 u.
*inserts elebenty-track tape into player*
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JT: Cween
LCB: Yeah
JT: M
LCB: Yeah
JT: J
LCB: Yeah
JT: Yeah
LCB: Yeah
JT and LCB: Cweenmj, now. Evrybuddy has u–
*elebenty-track tape player eets elebenty-track tape*
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O, dang. Um, it was real cool, too.
*walks off muttering about this new-fangled technology*
WIN!!!
LCB, Eye am in Awwww!
@@@@@!!!!!
all u’ve got to do is LOL!! FTW!!
*stands tew clap tufted paws*
bravo !! brava !! bravi !! bravu !! brave !!?
simply beautiful, lcb!
just a perfect tribute fur teh royal ohai-ness!
Hippy Birdies [nitengales?] 2 U, mj!
LCB, u neber ceese to amaze meh!
U hab so much smrts and funneh behind dat mask – u iz filled wif WIN & AWSUM!!!
Meny tiems I hab fot bout teh song u wroted fur meh, and it fills meh wif joi and maeks meh smile.
I’m sure dat dis most wunnerful of songs fur our Cween, will do teh saem fur her.
If I had a hat, I wud tip it to u!
*sniff*
ai has a teer!
Happy Day Cween MJ!
♥cs
{{{cSmall}}} ♥♥♥ Schmooz 2 yooz. ♥♥♥
bwafo! bwafo!
hapee birfdai, cweenmj!
sowwy tew kommint lately adn run, but ai can haz tew muchly uv teh wurk tew dew tewdai PLEH!
The earth vibrates.
What in the name of Ceiling Cat is that SOUND?
DOONG DOONG DOONG DOONG
It appears over a building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S AS BIG AS THE MARSHMALLOW MAN IN GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!
IT’S A BOUNCING, LEAPING CHOCOLATE DONKEY !!!!!
It’s bouncing to beat the band and taking great big happy leaps and bounds! It’s happily looking right and left and making sure it doesn’t bounce on anyone! It’s screaming at the top of it’s voice like thunder: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CWEENMJ!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUBS U!!!! IT’S CWEEN MJ’S BIRFDAY!
Oh, noez!!1!! It looks like it could quickly win the race…and then something happens!!!
The chocklit donkey……………. EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh. my. goodness.
Bits of choklitt and sparkly lubs goez ebbreeware and ebburboddee everyware gets sum! Getchur bucket MJ, heer cums a bunch ub Choklitt!!!! Dis r Fill Ur Tummeh Wiff Lub Speshul Majikul Donkeh Chokklit!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAY CWEEN MJ!!!!!
Oh, Kafleen, u makez mii laff!!! I lubz it! It b wundermus!! Choklit lubz ebbereewear!!
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Kwik, sumwun help mii git the peepul catchy fing and wii will katching deh chokklit!!
Ai am heer! Ai can halp!
*brings aut teh beeg peeple catchy thing*
*catches lots ov choklit an spalklee lubs*
oh. sowries, Janet. Dinna see taht u alreedie had deh catchy thingy.
S’ok! It ususallee take moar tahn wun purrson to manaj it!
hear it iz, hear it iz, cweenmj. wii will helpz u katch sum ov deh chokklit.
*holdz out the peepul catchy fing wif lotz of cheezfrens helping*
Wii katched sum, wii katched sum!. Hear, u haev teh firstust piece fur ur birfdai.
Tank yew!! nom nom nom mmmmm. nom nom nom mmmmmmmmm
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Ai hoep!
♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la!
La la la LAAH la la la. (wun toen up) La la la LAAAAAH la la la. ♫♫
Ai’m reddee nao!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER CWEENMJ ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}} May yoo liv furebber! That iz mai hart’s deerest wish!
An a browted yoo this poem!
MIXED UP SCHOOL
by X. J. Kennedy
We have a crazy mixed-up school.
Our teacher Mrs. Cheetah
Makes us talk backwards. Nicer cat
You wouldn’t want to meet a.
To start the day we eat our lunch,
Then do some heavy dome-work.
The boys’ and girls’ rooms go to us,
The hamster marks our homework.
At recess time we race inside
To don our diving goggles,
Play pin-the-donkey-on-the-tail,
Ball-foot or ap-for-bobbles.
Old Cheetah with a chunk of chalk
Writes right across two blackbirds,
And when she says, “Go home!” we walk
The whole way barefoot backwards.
Menee fankz Dame Janet!! u dah bestest ever!!!!!!!!!!!
AND this iz frum Booklion!
booklion
August 15th, 2008 at 2:52 am
Gud morning, Evverybody,
I cantz go to cweenmj’s birfdai partee, eivver, so will sumone gib cweenmj this birfdai prezzie from me, too?
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*offers a smallish packaj wrapt in irri…irrydis…paper shiny in shifting colors.
When cweenmj opens it, a small nut-size object pops out and grows to full size.
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It iz an all-new, nevver failing, bubblol masheen, so cweenmj will alwaze haz a forebber supply of bubblols for touring her domayne, and gibbing ridez to Cheezfrenz.*
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Happi happy birfdai, cweenmj!
Ohai Janet,Ai left yu a mess age awn teh tor toyse pikchur – juss to sai yur postie card form Stuttgart has arribed an Tankyu!
Yoo ar most wekcome! Ai hoeped yoo wud laik it!
It seems hardlee enewun sends postcards enemoar.
An ai see ai hav just written THREE messages wif teh rong email – so they will probablee NEBBER show up!
Ai rite postcards, but Ai yushully forgit to send tehm!
Booklion!!1!!!! Dat b sew thotfulz uv u! I kin awlwayz using moar bublolz!!
*turningz on deh masheen and watchez deh bublolz*
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Happie Birfdai, mai cween! De pardee commences!
Deh partee kontinuez….. Thnx. {{MelONyz}}
This kitteh look too much like basement kitteh! oh nos!
Adding my birfday greetings to cweenmj! Happiest Day!
happi birfday cweenmj!!!!! and miny moar…..
Fanque u, princessmu. (I b thinking i’ve had moar dan enuff birfdaze awlreddy)
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
oh, there shee iz!
Yah, Aiz heer!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*Hops up on tabull adn pullz Ly up wif her*
*Dey bof dans dans dans.
*Deh cween iz not soo nekkid.
*(wudn’t want 2 skeer deh childern adn horses, doncha noe!!!)
Thankz fer deh birfday dansing, Ly!!!
Yer welkim, Cweenmj!
feed me furst
here is what I want
albacore tuna
bacon cheezburger
catfish seasoned with catnip
dog fud NAWT WANT
elephant ears
fish ob inny kind
g……..
gushie foods
halibut
icee creems
jams
k…
kake
lolibut
munchee treets
noms
o…
kippers
LOL-ee-pops
meatses of various varieties
nom-nom-noms
oceans of fishes
p…
Prawns
Qwaker otes
Red snapper
Shrimps
Tuna
Uglee monkfish
V…
gooshie fuds
fishies fresh
halibut
i..
yer dyslexia am showin!!!
iz not refreshed mah paige in tyme!
ice creems
jack, Cracker
kitteh-size cheezburgers,
lotsa dem,
m…
OMG how cud ai ferget “kake”??? Tewdae uv all daze??
munster cheeeeeze
olive you (geddid?)
pikkkuls
q…
quiche (maus kind)!!!
ta da!!!
toona
unyon soop
vegitablol dip
whatever to dip in the dip
x…
Xtry whippy kream on top of strawberriz
Yello froxted cuppycaks
Zamboni shapd birfday kake!
X-rayded chokklits, teh sordid ones from Nawty Barn Confectionary
Yellah caek, wif chokklit icing
Zamboni for to shave enough ice for…….SNOWCONES!!!
hmmm-
sumbudi forgeted R n S……
hear ya goes!
route beer flot
shortsbread (maded bi short peeps….)
awl bedda nao!
momcat
wow, wut a turnout!!! yew is teh royaltea!!!
Happi Burfdai, CweenMJ! Ai has bringed yu…..lots ob tohse stampy tings, lyk a hoel punch but in priddy shapes, taht yu can get at teh maek-yur-oen-cards shop, taht awlso sells teh priddy ryting payper, so Ai has got yu som ob taht too so nao yu can stampstampstamp priddy shayps in priddy cullers am maek lotsanlotsanlots ob cwennfetti!
Happi Burfdai!
Oh boi!!! moar cweenfetti! Tryz it owt:
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Prittee!!!
*ahem* *clearz throught*
HAPPY BIRFFDAY TO YOU CWEENMJ!!1!
MAY U HAVE MANY MOAR CHEEZBURGERZ!!1!
HAPPY BIRFFDAY TO U!!!
HAPPY BIRFFDAY TO U!!!
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heres ur caek i baeked!
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i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
{/\Happy Birffday/\}
{/\/\/\/\TO U/\/\/\/}
{/\/\/Cweenmj/\/\/\}
{/\/\May u hab/\/\/}
{/\/\Many moar!/\/\}
VERREEE Nice, Hashim!
*whispurrs to Hashim* Did yoo furget to bring leeza-b’s messaj???? Shud ai bring it???
Sorree!! Ai saw below taht yoo did indeed remembur! Ai shud hav looked further! an ai shud hav known yoo wud nawt furget!!
oh dats fine!!
i remembered it becauz i myself asked leeza-b if i could!
Well, yess! Ai do that too!
But ai dont awlways remembur!!
Hashim, dat b wun awsum kake.
*makez wish*
*bloez owt kandilz*
Whispurrz: glad u didn’t putting AWL deh kandilz on deh kake. U b a reel gennulman, Hashim.
fank u cweenmj!!
u can haz as muchie as u want!!
*bowing 2 her majestt teh CWEEN*
Happee happee birfdai 2 U!!!
*han teh Cween a giftee rapped up in purrplol an green shinee papurr, wiff stripes an gold crowns awn it*
Jus 4 yew awn dis mostest aspicio…ahspesh…wunnerful dai ob awl, a majikal giftee. Wen U opens teh baux, teh giftee iz aniting U want!!!!
Culd be
Astronomnomnomikal charts, or
Butteemous tiaras. or
Caterdai ebbery dai ob teh week,
D…
Dreamie dansing YNG
Ebbery kitteh
Fridais specials
G…
Gate way to choklitt heaven!
Hawt choklitt
Ice cream conez (unlimited!)
J….
Jewelz an moar jewelz
Kyoot koat cubbered wif kitteh fazes
Lotz ob cokklit!!
Millions ob frenz (oops, U hab dose awlreadi!!1!!)
N….
Night vision supported bubllolz
Orinj kittehs wiff lawng hair(nawt poysin!!)
Pakistani noms and jewellery
Quilty gown wiff lawts of embroidery
R…
nice gushie foods
oranjis
plenty of pepuls
queen’s choice
r…
rilly nice handbags
silly wallpaper
tewtilly c00l pants
u…
underwares (fyr pruf)
Veree sparklee joolree
waterwingz for da swimmin
x…
Xtra chokklit sprinkles 4 de icee creem
zebra-stripeed chokklit and nilla cookees!
Ta-Da!
And may I add, &*#*$%^%^(cleering throt in diva-liek fashun…mi-mi-mi-mi-mi), a heartfelt rendering of the song of the day….Maestro, if you please. Hippo birdees 2 u,Hippo birdees 2 u, Hippo birdees, Cweenmj, Hippo birdees 2 u! And menny mor!!
bwavo….clappity-clappity
Thankee eber so muchlee!
Thank u teasel2. ebbreewun shud habbing such a majikkle prezzint. Adn thank yew ebbrrewun hoo added 2 deh alfabet tickle list uv prezzeez!
I no has pizzae either…3x dammed ulcers…
Hippo birdies to cween!
But…but…butt…dis beez cheezlan. U kin be hazzin awl teh pizzae uwonz. Iz majikul pizzae–no bellii akes(gud 4 u) adn no calrees (gud 4 mii)
i maed a promise to leeza-b dat i will gib herz gift to u..
herez da linky cweenmj!
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icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/15/funny-pictures-letuce-evenshuali/#comment-414030
May ai fix this just a bit????
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/15/funny-pictures-letuce-evenshuali/#comment-414030
fank u DameJanetOfCheezland!!
i dont know why but when i put da http, word press noms up da comment!!
It juss awlwais dus!! Leev it orf an it majikly appeers wen yu post-it; juss wun ob teh mennee Joys ob Wierd Press!
Harpo Bawdy tew You CweenMJ !!
this izza speckshelly orcastraighted sarahnaide 4A qween!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJQM5xBaRXI
Sew kewt!! Thank yew 2w2b2s!! dey sing sew prittilee!!!
I hadn’t seeing dem b4!!
ai can haz calzone isted?
ooh, birfdai pawty! hapi birfdai! sowwy ai kwashded ur pawty, mai puter wunt lemme dew enny werk 2dai an ai haz a bored.
you not crshashin! ebberybodee inbited to teh parteez hear, slong as you plae nice!
ai awways plae nice.
Tehn yoo ar reelee reelle welcom heer!
welcome, TtDF. dis is reelee nice playce!
fanks! u guise kan jus kawl meh Tipsy if dats eezier. ai yooshully jus maek lolz but dunt post, but 2dai ai kant dew werk cuz mai puter dunt wanna owpin teh fyles ai needz tew run simyoolayshuns awn. dunt yew guise wish yew haz mai jawb??? (ack! hau tew git doze emot…emo…dem lil faecez!)
jus imajun a lil yauwny faec afteh dat prt baut mai jawb. ai’z yoozed tew MSNBC an dere aminaytid lil faecez. dis lackaje uv lil faeces iz innerfeerin wid mai pauwer ov ixspreshun!
Hai tipsy!! adn welkum2 deh partee!
*handz tipsy a glass uv shampayne*
Gud thing dere b no alkee hawl in deh drinksez heer. Oar u’d b evun moar tipsy.
*kinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
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BTW deh weirdpress smiliez b describingded @
http://www.codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies#What_Text_Do_I_Type_to_Make_Smileys.3F
yaayyyy, ai can haz lil faecez! jus nawt awn mai werk puter ai gess, stoopid fierwalz.
ai’z akshully vewy vewy sober fur teh mowmint owtsied teh interwebz. but ai’ll taek sum shampayne, ai jus wunt drink it wif skroodryvers liek ai did awn noo yeerz. (oopsie!) *klinky glasses* hapi birfdai! ai maed u sum ov mai famus layzee fudge. awl u gotta dew iz taek a bag ov chawklit chipses an a can ov kindenzed milk, microwaev dem in a bowl til dey’s meltedey, mix dem tewgeder, an powr dem intew a bakin pan dat u put in teh fridj fur coupla howrs. iz yummy AN layzee!
happi-happi-joi-joi!!! happi-happi-joi-joi!!!1!
many, many happitail birfdays to cweenmj!!!!!11!!
happi tayle birfday to da cween…mah first friend onna site. all teh besstest tu u.
Thankz to bof uv u! {{{amandakat & leos mom}}} ♥♥♥
Happee Birfday CweenMJ!! An az speshul gift foar yur birfdae, ai brings u…
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elebenty billyon cheezfrens!! SUPPRYZ!!
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whut? u has alreddy? aw, shuks…
…wot duz you get fr the cween who has everyfrind?
hmmmmm. mebee:
Action figure o Michael Phelps
Beech ball
Calzoneez
D…
Ducth chocklit,
Easy sudoku puzzels,
Frens, frens and moar frens,
G…
godivah chonklits
health fud: choklitz wif awl doze anteoxidints
inkr edibul chonklits
juissy froots cobbered wif chonklit
kosher chonklits
lushush chonklitz
m & m s
n…
Nougat choklit
Orinj slizwz cubbered in choklit
Peenut butter cookies – dipt in choklit
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qween size chrry in choklit dipper
rice cakes in the shaype of elvis
super sized angels(for those rilly big pins…)
t…
Teepot wif matchin teecups
Unnerwares wif sparkly fings on dem
Very very kyoot kittehs
W…
Wermz uv teh gummi bar-eye-eh-tee
Xerox copeez uv awl teh wunnermus Cheezland advenchurz
Yellow caek wif choklit frawstin
Zebras festooned wif floweree neklissuz
Fank yew Tessm …. u kin neber haz 2 menee frenz.
{{{{awl deh gnu frenz}}}}
{{{{tessm}}}}
{{{{{CweenMJ}}}}}
happee birfday.
♥♥ Thankz, eviee. ♥♥ I due lubz ur new abatar. ♥♥♥
hmmm… iz jus’ wundering…
where iz da queen Cweenmj her self??
i dont see her anywhere…
The cween iz hear. Lookie up der.
I wuz … um … a …. er… fashunubloly late??
ya… da hero iz albayz late!!
As U eat ur peeza, pray for Peace.
Well, u takes ur chances when u axes a kitteh to do that.
Most liekly, he’ll pray for moar peeza.
an gusheefud
Weasel eyes whirled peas
give peas a chance
Or… creme sawss an perl onions…
Datz wat I taylz mai kidletz awl da tym at da sup-purr taybull…
Happytail birfday 2 u o beeootiful, kind, funny, creative, lubbing etc. ad infinitum kween ov teh cheezland unniberrse!!!!
happi
happi
happi
happi
happi
happi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*knocks on door*
Happee Birfdai cweenmj! I can comz 2 ur partee? I nawt knoes mani peeplz at ICHC, but ai want to bringz u prezzie.
*hands cweenmj a byoootious boks rapped in shinee, shimmeree awl tyed up wif a sparklee bow*
I maed u spechul magik choklit that no meltz in da hotz. Not maek ur handz awl stikies. Sit in sun all dai, still nawt getz all mushiez. Iz hot at ur laek, no? (i dinna noe waht 2 bring u so ai bisited ur profil) aifinks u ar libing beri clos to me. Iz beri, beri, beri hot hear. I hope nawt so hot at laek fur ur birfdai.
Happeeeee Birfdai Cweenmj!
Welcom Big-Gladys! We all frens heer and birfday parties are were everyones has fun.
We gots caek, an champ-ayne, an moosic an dancin. So com-on in an hep yerself!
I hasnt seen CweenMJ hersef, yet, but da mor da meryer!
Fanks u. I loev teh partiez. Will u haev sum champ-ayne wif me?
Hai Gladys!! and welkum 2 deh Cheezland!! Dis b a fun plais 2 play adn u iz awlwayz welkum heer. Thanking u so much 4 deh non-melting chokklit!! it b hot heer 2day, yessireebob!! spozed to b abuv a hunnerd!! whew!!
Haz sum shampayne……
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*clink, clink*
yummm. mosh refreshing wai to start deh dai. chokklit, caek, bubbleiez
(aifinks iz alreadie a hunnerd hear)
oh hai b-gladys!
iz wundern wear u are? Ifnz uz cloz two cwmj, den u mite beez cloz two meiz-
I libs a tip-toe awai frum Pootland in west lin…..no lyn…. no linn! (wai I alwaz libz in placzs nobudi can speel? I wuz in lake orsweego…..!
momcat
we shud has a PDX cheezmeet!
wuz menshuned b4 when Romeow needed home for HappyCat (whut happen wif HappyCat BTW? ai am out ov teh luup).
ennywun innerested? we can haz offline discussion sumwheres?
HappyCat had himz tutoring, got a cleen bill uv helf, an (las ai herd) wuz temporarily stayin wif Romeow until HappyCats furever hoam maekz itself apparent.
oh hai gascat. ai iz libin in deh stumptown nao. Used 2 be in a funnee place… Wash-o-u-gal. neber did figur out what tey wanted teh gal to wash.
hey yew portland area cheezpeeps…….. wen yew plan teh portland cheezmeet let me noes………. i am onleeee a cuppla hours norf………near Tacoma an ai wud luff tew cum dat wai!!
dat wud beez phun!
Iz nawt dat gud atz da organmizing…….. I wud lub ta hab a meat, but no noes haow ta do dat?
haow mani ub uz iz ober hear? anibudi gud at organimizing? Iz jus a para-tecah I onli noes how ta wurk wif kiddemos…….
momcat
ps- gotted cawl frum gascat n fishykitteh, deh iz in yroming naow… shud beez in Boulda tomora……
I misses dem muchli, n I onli gettn fishykitteh bak…..
*snif* (wipez tear) I don naow…. tadaz bein hard wif no gascat ta tawlk too….
momcat
Happee Birdie Cweenmj!! Ai haz a prezunt fur u tu.
*holdz up a boks rapped in a floofy claud wif a raynboe tyed araund in a bow*
its a speshul ‘romatherpee bottul thingee – when u needz tu relaks or get perkt up or cheered up, it noes eggsakly whut aroma iz best. It cud be chocklit, or fresh baekd bred, or eben pachooly fur wen u needz a flashbak tu teh 60s. I hoeps u liek it.
Hab a wundermuss dae!!
Oh hai vgerzmom!! I luvz deh boks rapped in a floofy claud wif a raynboe tyed araund in a bow!! dat sooooo prittee, i almost hatez 2 opun it. but I kin awlwayz kum bak heer and seeing it agin!!! And deh roma therapeez boddul b just perfect i finkso!!
Thankyew sew muchlee!
Ohai cweenmj!!
happy birffday!!
did u see da caek i maeded for u??
hai cwnmj-
I wuz lukin at yur blog…. u beez a camp host? Spoose n I wantz ta do dat when weiz retire…… whut a gret wai ta lib! Iz yur camp cloz to da skool ub da beaverz?
Iz frum da odder wun….. da skool ub da duckz….
howeber- gas cat goin to da skool ub da wuffaloz, sos I guessez dat makz me a duckalo?
hope yur habn a gret dai- iz HOT hear, Iz inda hous avoidin da homewurk n da heat…..
momcat
wut shood ai dew fur a prezzint??? ai haz a dist…dust…ai’z trainna fink bowt 2 menny fings awl at wunce.
*whispurrs to Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy* She sayed she laiked choklit!!
fanks! ai kan maek mai layz fudge (iz yummy)
Ohai, awlz
ohai, oobark! joynz teh partee!
y komintz on lolz nevr bout the lolz ? but bout birfdaz and hooRAYZ n all manerz uv non-lolz ?
b-kaws dis iz nawt jes a blog, dis iz a fambileee!!!!!
yesh. dats y.
yeah. STN!!!
yeah………..pfffffffftttttttttttt
and what prithee tell, does stn mean?
AfriCat, taht’s a wunnerful wai tew describes it heer!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ohai reh! Wi du commintz awn teh lolz, u jest stumbloled n2 a partee. Hoep u hadz sum caek n shampayn….ebereebuddee’s welkum heer, az lawng az teh plai naise. Wi haz sum berry clebber peeps heer…..u wil haz teerz ov lafftur n ur ais wehn u reed sum ov teh non-patee commintz! Coem bak nd joyne us enetyme….wi r awl ober teh whirld, sew dere’s awlmozt awlwaise sumbuddee heer. {{{reh}}}
in actuality, a good number if not a majority are indeed based on the lol. It is just once a thread gets started who knows what is going to come floating out of left-field. For most here the lolz is just a starting point.
Hey SHD, ur up awlmozt az laet az Ai am (2:45 EDT). Hao r u 2nite?
tired very very tired. got two hours sleep last night. loaded in Melissa Etheridge, ran a spot for the show, loaded her back out. Tomorrow the goat-roping of Alejandro Fernandez begins, and it is going to be a stupid-long day.
I hope you’re going to sleep soon……2 hours is not enough. At least I get to sleep in. I’m cat sitting for my friends (they have 9), so I’m using their computer…..my laptop has been on the fritz for awhile. I need to go home (next door), snorgle my 5, and crash. May your tomorrow be neither stupid nor long! Nitey nite!
See, reh? This is how it happens……
HB, Yur Hyness!
As fur know-pitsa kittoon, doan fret — cheezburgur iz bettur enywai!
**Aahz enters quietly and hopes that nobody notices**
**He goes up to cweenmj, bows, then whispers…**
Sorree I b layt, ur Majistee. I hadded 2 werkz…
**N uh muchlee biggerer voice…**
HIPPO BIRDEE 2 EWEZ,
HIPPO BIRDEE 2 EWEZ,
HIPPO BIRDEE DEER HERZ MAJISTEE DA CWEEN,
HIPPO BIRDEE 2 EWEZ!!1!
(n minnee mooooooaaaarrrrr……)
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**hands cweenmj a package wrapped in holographic paper and tied with iridescent bows**
Heer U goez — itza mew-zikkle boks mayded uv hand-carvded berl maypul, n win U oapin da tawp, it plaiz “Datz Wat Frinz R 4″. Undur da lid, dere b 2 mirrerz — wun n da lid sew U kin c ursef, n wun dat stai flat, n awn da flat wun izza minia… minnee… liddul vershun uvva figger skaytr dat majiklee skaytz 2 da mew-zik kraws da mirrer liek it wuz ais. But wayt — derez moar! Pull owt da droar awn da frunt, n insyd da droar b uh nebber-indin sply uv chokklitz n ebbree shayp U kin majin, awl wif sordid kreemee fillinz n awl da flayverz U liek bestist.
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Hoap U doan awlriddee haz wun…
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**Aahz is followed in by a gorgeous Chinese lady carrying a beautifully-decorated birthday cake**
O, n mai XYL mayded uh Chyneez wite-chokklit cayk jess 4 U — hoapz U liekz it!
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Hippo birdee agin!! {{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}
**Music starts**
Mai I can haz dis dans, ur Majistee?
**Aahz and cweenmj dance off to the dance floor**
Wun, too, free, AND
Wun, too, free, AND
Wun, too, free, AND
Wun, too, free, AND…
Wheee!!11!!!!!! I feel like I b on “Dansing wif deh Starz”!!
U b sew graisful, Aahz.
*dey spin adn twirl.*
*adn twirl adn spin*
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Such fun 2 dansing wif u Aahz! Now u go adn sansing wif ur wife wyle I sampul dis luvvlee kake. nom nom nom. mmmmmmm.
*watchez deh muzik box skater wif dreemee luk on her fais.*
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Thanking yew ever so muchez, Aahz.
U b sew wellkumz, ur Majistee!!
**bowz deeplee**
N ur awlwaiz uh star n mai ayz, O lubberlee cween!
**kissiz hand ebber sew jentlee**
Fanky 4 da dans! N happeetaylz birfdai wunts moar!
WHY do teh kittehs sit on teh peetsa bockxses? Myne do it tu!!! Even if I get a chikkie-ranch peetsa so they can has a taste of teh chikkie tehy want to sit on teh bocks!!
Mebbe da boks b warm, n himz warmin himz hayrbawlz…
Ohai, Aahz… I misted yore birfdai yestertime.. Sorree I cuddin beez dere.. U R a berry speshul Cheezfrend an I baked U a speshul caik, wif custerd an frootz an berriez… It iz teh yummy!!! Enjoy!!!
Ooooh, fanky 4 da yummee cayk!! {{{{{idansdansdans}}}}}
Doan wurree bowt nawt beeyin dere yestidee — U b heer 2dai sew awl iz gud!!
**nomnomnomnomnom awn yummee cayk**
I hoap U are feeling better Aahz… Cheezfrens R sending healing thots yore wai4 a speedy recuvry !!
1 ov teh great musteries ob teh unniberse: y doz teh kittehs all lub teh boxess?
onlee teh kittehs noe an deyz nawt sayin!!!
Eff pitsa iz inside, diz une gibs kitteh a naice, warm derriere. (Oh….saem taut as AAhz.) Ahlso gibs naice fragrance tu kitteh backend fuhrs
mai kittehs sit awn enny bockses dey kin fynd. but dey dunt noe dat ppl fud is fud. ai dint noe dat sheltur kittehs wud b sew pulyte!
Happee Birfdai tew teh Cween of Cheezland!
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A liddle Dame told me dat u lieked teh choklit. Since u already hab lots ov caek and byootiful boxes of choklits, I had to maek u sumpfing else.
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I maked u enuff French Silk Pies fur eberywon at ur partee!
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I started wif an Oreo crust and baked it so it wud b crisp, but nawt too hard.
While dat cooled, I putted teh bittersweet choklit, cream, and budda in a pan heated it up. I whisked sum egg yolks in anudder bowl, and did teh flip flop wif teh pans, so teh yolks got into teh cholkil wifowt turning into skrambled eggs. I cooked it till it waz awl bubblee. Luckilee, none ov teh bubblols went too far away frum teh pan.
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I strained eberyfing, just to b sure dat it wud be as smoove as silk, and let it cool down. Wen it waz cool and thick like fudge, I whipped it wif teh mixer to floof it up a bit. I waz careful to floof it just enuff, but nawt too much, so it wud still hab teh silkee texture – and not b fluffy. I spread it into teh deep dish Oreo crust and put it in teh fridge.
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Time to maek teh whippee cream! I used teh freshest full fat cream dat I cud find (nawt ultra pasturized). I had teh bowl and beater freezer fur elebenty minutes, so it wud be cold az ice. I had sum frenz halp meh whip teh cream – mebee u hab heard ov dem?
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I added a liddle banilla and powdered sugar to the cream and finished teh last few whips by hand to get it juss rite. I spreaded teh whip cream over teh French silk layer, and…taaa daaa! A French Silk Birfdai Pie fur mah Cween!
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I added sum nice long candles to teh top ov the pie fur u to maek a wish on, as we awl sing Happee Birfdai to our Cween!!!
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Wishing u a wunnerful dai, and awl teh best froo owt teh yeer!
*bows to teh Cween*
*kisses teh bak ov her hand*
Romeow! LOL! Taht sounds laik teh BEST. PI. EBBER!!! Waht a present to put befoar a queen!
*takes sampling taste uv deh pi.*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*flotingz up in deh air wif iiz klozed.*
*takez nuzzer sampling taste*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*flotingz hiyer*
*takez nuzzer sampling taste*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*flotingz hiyer*
Wowsers!! Wood U look at taht!! Romeow’s pi iz sew scrumtiumshus taht owr cween iz flowting wifowt eben hazzing herz bublol!! Now TAHTZ pi!!
Hi dere cweenmj!
Iz sorta nue, but I brotted you a kake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFwtjjYZS0I
But i eeted it. Sowwy.
Hippo Birdee n e wayz!
Beddur laet den neber,
Himz surprized meh. Ai thot himz oanlee eeted stoopy pplz, but he haz apparuntlee gained an appreesheeayshun fur teh baked guds! 
*Nightshayde swoopz in ober teh partee, riding hur sweet dragon, Shimmer.*
Wif hur are teh majikul fairies wif der liddul majik wandz. Teh fairies start swishin der wandz — insted uf meer sparkuls, bubblols burst frum teh endz of teh wandz. Insied teh bubblols iz sparklee bitz uf cweenfetti. Teh bubblols an teh cweenfetti luks SEW byootimus in teh sunshien!
Befoar teh eyez uv ebbreewun hooz lukkin, teh sparklee bubblols moov in teh sky & aline demselvz to sez:
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HAPPITAYL BIRFDAY TO YOU, CWEENMJ!!!!!1!!!!!
Wii awl hoepz yer birfday iz bery speshul, dat dis will be teh best yeer uv yer lief thus far, and dat eech yeer will get beddur and beddur!
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Ai baekd yew sum cookies, but Shimmer eeted dem.
Oh boi, a tiny bublol blowinger wif cweenfetti inside deh bublolz! dat sew cute, just like u, NS!!
Aiz glad yew liekz it, cweenmj.
Heer cums teh lidel red waggin payntid bloo… Adn late.. as yoosyal. All 47 chikkin gurlz haz creatid a new masterpeece ov kullerd eggs in teh form ov a hyooj goldin crown wif brite, jooltone akcents.. Fank ceiling cat for teh hen recuvry howse in princess mu meadow!! Teh bublol masheen *putt putts* out eerie dessint bubblols taht *poppity poppity* as tehy flote ober teh crowd ov thowsands ov cweenmj admirers…all looking up at teh falling cweenfetti, in shapes ov sparklee gold crowns, unique corms,choklit donkeys, martini glassiz, JCH4K stachoos adn brite curly streemers az it all falls gently from teh sky.. “OOooohhh…. AAAaahhhh….”
Idans iz wearing her “red, glitzy “Dorothy Shooz” adn a bloo dress wif a napron onnit, an a biiiig bow in herz hare.. Dere’s a swirlie wind blowing arown her… She tap dans’s on teh flying, floating stage supported bai herz elebenty sebbin roobie red adn akwamarine Perubian flutterbais adn plays teh glokinshpeel while singing,”Hoppie Birdie to Yuuuuuu… Hoppy Birdie to Youuuuuu… Hoppy Birdie deer cweenmj.. Hoppy Birdie to Youuuuuuu…..”
Teh flote stops in front of cweenmj as she sits at teh viewing stand… Elebenty flutterbais break away frum the groop, while teh sebbin left mirakuluslee support teh staige… Tehy deliver to cween mj a small gold box… She opens it…teh briteness of elebenty thowsand lited up fyreflies decorates a delicate goldin crown crafted specially for her out of Leprechaun gold fownd at teh end ov a dubbel rainbow…
*Ahem* “For all you do to help adn support yore subjects in Cheezland.. adn for all teh clebberness adn wisdom U grace us wif.. we present to you tihs small tokin ov owr large esteem…
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY CWEENMJ*
iddd, u haz owtdun yersef!! dis iz magnifisent!!!! I am humbulled bai ur wildlee exuberent display!! It iz awl so luvverlee!!!
Nuffin butt teh best for U O cween!!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY deer Queeneie-eeeeeeeee! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
eye bring u a big bunch of wild flowers tied with a big yella ribbon
an a big bunch of birfday balloons. hsb s grate day QueenMJ!!!!!
Oh boi, BLOONZ!! I luvz deh BLOONZ!!! Fank u 4 deh bloonz Punkin.
*Putz bloonz in pokkit*
*smellz deh wildflowerz.*
Aaaaaah. mmmmm. sooooo delitefullz.
{{Punkin}}
Oh Bestest ob Birfdais, mah Cween!!!
Mai it bead teh happiest ebber, wif awl yew ebber whist fur.
Az ober Cheezlland yoar bubbluz flowt litelii
Mai fureber yoar hart-lite shyne britelii
Adn reflekt orf frenz faises
In dis best ob awl plaices,
Cawz yew R hour Cween oh sew ritelii.
Oh mai, Smammie!! dat sew luvelee!!! U makez mii cry wif a happee.
Hippo, birdie, two ewes, Yoor Mad Jesty! Ai de-clawz todai a Royal Hollandaise, in yore onner!
Fank yew Owl!! I lubz deh Hollandaize, speshullee on eggz Benedikt.
Moast wellcumb, Yore Majesty. Ai wuz a-frayed yoo knot liking mi ennymoar.
gess knot (heer ai go a-gen…PLEH)
Wai hee luk sew much laik Basement Cat?
Deer, deer Cheezfrenz, I am truulee touched bai dis partee. U r deh bestest peepz in deh whirrld! I b sew happee to b noeing u. I hazn’t had deh time 2 thanking eech uv u, but i will, I promise.
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In deh meentime, I haz a prezzint 4 awl uv u.
*takez deep bref*
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♫♪
I lubz dose deeeeeeeeer hartz adn gentul peepulz
Hoo lib in mai LOL town
B’kuz dose deer hartz adn gentul peepulz
Will nevah evah let u down.
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Dey reed deh lolcatz frum Fry till Mundane
Dat’s how deh week end goez
I gotz a dreem howse I’ll bild dehre wun day
Wif a pikkit fenz adn ramblin rowz.
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I feelz so welkum eech tiyme dat I return
Dat mai happee hart keepz laffin like a klown
I lubz deh deer hartz and gentul peepulz
Hoo live adn luv in mai LOL town.
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Derez a plais I’d like 2 go
Adn itz Cheezland, doncha noe
Wear ur frenlee nayburz smile
Adn sez Oh, Hai.
Itz a plezshur adn a treet
Tu meander down deh street
Datz y I wantz deh hole wide whirrld 2 noe
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I lubz dose deer hartz adn gentul peepulz
Hoo lib in mai LOL town
B’kuz dose deer hartz adn gentul peepulz
Will nevah evah let u down.
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Dey reedz deh lolcatz frum Fry till Mundane
Dat’s how deh week end goez
I gotz a dreem howse I’ll bild dehre wun day
Wif a pikkit fenz adn ramblin roez.
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I feelz so welkum eech tiyme dat I return
Dat mai happee hart keepz laffin like a klown
I lubz deh deeeeer hartz and gentul peepulz
Hoo liiiiiive adn luuuuuuuv in maaiiii LOOOOOOLL tooooown.
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Dat’s just lubly…wiping eyes. Tanks u so veery muchly.
clappity-clapptiy wif floofly paws!!
datz bayoutiful {{Cweenmj}}, u mak mi(our) hart(s) happi. ^.^
Happee Happee Birfday Cween!!!
ohai yer hi-ness … ai iz late, but wun of teh good things here iz taht tehre is always sum cake (nom, munch) and pie (munch, nom) and drinks (slurp) and peeples (ohai) eben if yew cums late to the par-tay. So ai wantz to take this opurr2nity to says
happy happy happy happy birthday to teh Cween
We noes that yew suffers frum teh lack of frenz … yew haz hardly any of them … well, obnly a few thousands, so hopes that these warm greetings makes yew feel better anyway.
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oh, ai almost forgot. Igor sendz his greetings too. An he sez yew can has this box of possum-shaped chawklits, wif truffly filling, and he sez that the missing wuns were missing when he gotted teh box, honest …
Hai Fleep!!! tank u fer deh birfday greetingz!! it cheerz mee up gr8lee.
Tell Igor dat deh chokklitz r yummee. But he prolly noeingz dat awlreddee. :snerk:
ew. *piks up a chonklit possum wif hed chomp’d off*
umm. der be LOTS wif partz misiin…
*blaemz teh tiem masheen*
tiem mashines eetz possum partz?
Ai donut fink dey eetz dem, but dey *mite* transpoart teh possum partz to udder plaisis in teh spayse/tiem kontinyoo-um. Espeshlee if deyz past due fur surviss (teh tiem masheenz – nawt teh possum partz).
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Hao duz wun noe wen a tiem masheen is due fur surviss?
chek teh choNOMitor?
But mebbe it getz mestup wen teh masheen goez bak in tiem… unless teh masheen itself awlwaiz stays in the prezzint & jus moovs teh transportee.
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Aiz tew tired to fink uv awl teh ramifikayshunz. Itz hard enuf to stay awaek enuf to werk. Jus 23 minnitz lef!!!
eeeeeeeckkkkkkkk, noooooo, nawt teh bebbeh chonklitz!!! Gummi bare hedz iz wun fing, butz nawt teh sordid liddle chonklitz possum bebbehz. Muss bii stupii teim masheen, cud nawt bii Igor…..?
oh mai, oh mai, wut tew dew, wut tew dew…………ai jus gotted a box ob choklit possum heds inna mail……… mebbe we can putz em bak togevver agin!!!
{{{Jamama}}}
Aye feer itz Igor, awl en awl. Adn cornciderin taht Aye uzed tu biet teh eerz orf mah Eazzer Bunnehz, Aye kant speckt tu mush beddar abowt teh sordid possumz.
{{{{smammie}}}}
it’s teh sordid possumz aiz werried bout
Offurz sum choklit frawstin wif wich to re-attach teh choklit possum hedz.
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Yew kidz has teh fun wif dat. Ai finally getz to go hoam.
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In caes ai duz nawt pop on ober teh weekend, HAPPITAYL BIRFDAY, JAMAMAKITTY!
Brillyant!!!
fanks NS……..hab a gud ebbenin an we seez yew nex week!!
jamamakitty starts frawstin teh choklit heds onna possums n hopin dat smammie wud help a liddul tew….. (looks around imploringleeeeeeeeee)
Whale, Ayez sumwut sordid (Sabra martoonie), butz Aye gibben op awn sortin teh beedz tunite. Gotz ah beeger mess tahn Aye started wif….
ai noes zackleeee wut yew meen!! it’s alwayze wurser befor it getz beddar………(Ai hope)
enny wurser adn Aisle bii condemmed. Aye feer iffin Aye reseerch teh famblii trii, Aisle find teh Collier Bros. awn a major branch…
collier bros?? issit supplier?
oh mai, ai hazza stoopie, but nawt rilly cuz ai nebber herd ob dem but googlol tolded me who dey were…………. *wisspurrs ai’m afeerd ai mite hab sum ob der jeans*
hebben forfend!!
//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers
wuz supreem hoardurz
weird pretzel ated mah linkie, buts yu found itz ennyway. sew beri beri sad tu say, but boof mii & Mr. P. hab dat jean….
ken yu say “pakratz”?
is awlmoas elebenty and a haf, sew Aye beddur getz tu bed.
Nitey nite, sleepz tite,
Adn doant letz teh bedbugz biet….
bed bug bites……….. *ouch*
pakratz…iz us, but we mebbe wan
it sumdai…ya noez wutimeen? adn,
itz happint a fu tymz dat i wuz glad
i hadit. lyk win highwater pants r
suddinly fashunabul adn i had em,
had em, had em…..wif dots….tu…
am gonna maka quilt….wif dat..
gonna make a collage tabul…wif
deez…need dat for a picnic, need
doze fur teh Thanxgivin tabul……
(datz enuff ov dis,12 step program)
Ohai Jamamakitty!!
u and maryO’Spockn r lucky nowadayz!! so many caeks to nom!!
all da bread crumz and burdeez pecking ur be-hindz!!
nawt second teh bed bugs……..now teh burdeeees peckin mai buttz agin!!!!
yesh……..many caeks tew nom nom nommmmmmmmmm
i still couldnt solve da missing caek mistery frum yesterday… it
just dissappeared!! leaving a trail of bread crummz though….
hmmmmmmm wish ai cud hep yew!!
*gud fing ai changed clofes an gotz rid ob teh crummmmz*
Ohai Jamamamakitty,
I leeved yoo a messij awn teh Ponder thred-is aboy third way
down page .
Hope yoo get to see it.
Tidmum xxxxx
ohai Claire!! {{{hazel}}} ai gotted yew wishes an fank yew so much!!! ai will haz tew get a froot tree inna pot fur mai bak space and wen ai sitz unner it ai will fink ob teh lurvely wishes frum a lurvely fren across teh pond.
yew haz a nice away tew cornwall….. ai will be going to teh coast in October fur a few days..
{{{{Jamamakitty n Mamakitty}}}}
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Ohai tidmum!!
how iz hazel going?? iz da hair problem finally over??
Happy birfday Cweenmj!!!
Hoap ur day iz filled wif much dansing and chawklit martooniez! (Moar than iz awlready awn dis thread. Holey cowz!) {{cweenmj}} Speshul day foar you! I hoap it’s wunderful.
Mai kitteh treyes to gult mi liek dis abut choklit, butt ai cahn’t let kitteh haz choklit sew she gitz snippy. Butt she getz ober it whan she wantz snorgles.
Ohai cweenmj – Happie Birfdai!!
And de pizza bedda be anchovy!
HAPPEE BIRFDAY Cweenmj!!! You mi vewee firstest frien at Cheezland! Kwite an inspirashun to us all! hmmm, a prezent…ii prezent yu with prezent…a gif card to yur favrite boo-teek….in deh amount of elebenty sebben dollarbz. alwaz rite size adn color. by want yu reely want. my kittehs, Peanut and Miss Kitty sendz there bestest wishez also. And a yutubie…sorry i did not get it onn sooooner. is GET THIS PARTY STARTED…oh well…beter late than not everz. ENJOY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTlWqW6fSYc
Birfdai grittins 2 u, CweenMJ, on tihs ossim spichuss dai. Hoap ebery dai till ur nex birffin dai can beez hazzin happitales asmushas ur birfdai. Adn Ai maid u a TT liddul bubblol wond 4 hazzin at hoam 4 win us doan wonna fuul wif teh big ol bubblols. Izza tie knee gold wun, hand maid, wif shy knee beedz on teh hannel, whish endz n scrole de zine. U Jesh dip it n teh likwid stuffz adn blo soff lee adn u can beez hazzin elebenty gajilyun teen sea bubblols 2 flotes ober teh laik.
oooo. Thank yew, eubie!1!!! shinee beedz on deh handul??? I will haz 2 hiding dis frum LCB, datz fur shur. I will sendding deh bublolz akross deh lake. Schmoo!
omai, teh burfday fairy haz comed late on dis speshul day!! but now i iz heer to wish a very speshul big HAPPEE BURFDAY to owr deer cweenmj an to all teh other cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz tehir burfdays today! i haz maded homaed chonklit caeks in ebree kind ob chonklit tehre iz, along wif frootsitootsi punches ob yor choys, alkyholik or not, shiny glittery poynty partyhats wif shiny pompoms, shiny noyzmakers, an big bunches ob burfday konfettiz, wich i will remind yoo wuz orijinully inspired by cweenmj hurslef!!
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an finish it off wif a songandans:
♪♫happee happee burfday♪♫
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫to all teh luvlee burfday peeps♪♫
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫speshlly owr luvly cweenmj♪♫
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
♪♫happe burfday to yooooooooooo!!♪♫♪♫♪♫
*tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tap*
*Putz on partee hat, grabz a noyzmaker adn duz a liddlul dans wif deh
*birfday fairee.
*tappity, tap, tap
*tappity, tappity, tap.
I am onered 2 shairng dis day wif awl deh uzzer birfday peepz. Dis site b a perpetual party, i finkso. Adn iz only a partee if ebbreewun joynz in.
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happy birthdeh!
is there any caek left?
tehrz alwyz caek! teh interwebs iz majik taht way!!
*handz puddy_tat a peec uv kake*
*adn a partee hat*
*Adn a noyzmaker*
Derez awlwayz moar!!
hi cweenmj! happee burfday! i duznt haz prezzint, cawz teh burfday fairy has taked over my hole howse for makin chonklit caeks and knofettiz an party hats an stuffs, but i haz saved bak wun speshul caek, chonklit wif 3 kinds ob chonklit, chonklit filling, chonklit icing, chonklit flowurz, an sparkly choklit sprnkld on top – just for yoo! yoo are a deer cheezfrend, frend to ebreewun an verry helpful to wun an all!
*luukz down and digz toe in durt*
Aw. U b sew kind. Plz 2 telling deh burfday fairee dat her b a berry speshul person 2 remembering awl deh peepz hoo haz burfdayz, but duzn’t telling us wen dey r. She b britening deh day 4 mennee peepz adn her duzn’t eben noeing hoo dey r. {{{birfday Fairy}}}
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Adn thank yew for deh speshul chokkklit caek. I b berry glad dehr b no kalreez heer. I haz stuffed msef sumfing fierse.
nooo…Noooo!…NOOOOOO!
Ai am berry berry lait to cweenmj’s birfdai.
Razzin Frazzin wurk!!!.
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Happytail birfdai yor highness!
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oh, yeah, shure, native 66. make teh rest o us look like slakkers….:razz:
i jest can haz jelus! igorne my silliness & keep up da gud werk!!
klarifumigaton: i meen, i can has jellus o teh byutimus artsy stuffs.
Iz uh typesetting tool dat WP lets yoo use.
Iz berry berry hard.
Ai had tu kree8 uh blog jes tu pwaktiss.
nativeca66latex.wordpress.com
Oh, nativeca66… U still krakin meh up!! Alwaiz sumfing new an creeativ!! Iz off 2 visit ur blog…
Ohai nativeca66… Drattid Wierd Press keeps eetin mai comments 2 U!!
NE way, I luvs yore new stuff!! U krak meh up! I look 4ward to visitin yore blog…brb
srsly, where do u get this from nativeca66??
I ♥ U 2 NC66!! It’z never 2 late heer.
Schmoo
Lurve teh green CHRG!!!!!!
OMG, Dat look ezactly loik my ketteh! she has same collar and everythin’!
her name is midnight moon!
Ohai Cweenmj, Ai noe ur heer purrusing ur birfdae messijes…..plz 2 goe bak up awais n c teh 1 Ai jest left fur u. {{{{{{CMJ}}}}}}
Hapee Birfday.
I can has peetsa?
yes yoo kan haz peetsa! on ichc teh party nebber ends an teh fud nebber runz owt!!
Dat b sew truu!! I b noming on kakez and awl uzzer manner uv birfday treets!! I b thinking I will b nommin on dem 4 daze adn daze. O.o
tank yew fer deh birfday wishez bucket_master. Duz u b gnu? I hazn’t seeinged u bfore, I doan think. Welkum 2 deh Cheezland!!
*Handz bucket_master a peese uv peetza adn a chokklit martoonee.*
Cheez!!
YOU no can haz peetsa!!
This is my cat!! Thank you for making Ash a mini celebrity!