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bloo skreen uv deth!
basemint cat minyuns sed ‘we no tuch yer ‘pyooter”
btw, congrats awn nawt sekkund. ai jus reelized der wuz a noo lol becos ai wuz browzin paeg 52 an ai notissed dat da lolz had shifted….
Ai haetz it wen dat happunz!
Cancel cancel — where is cancel button!
wer iz deh ANY kee?
i no can find ‘deleet’ – - onlee ‘backspace’
Ctrl+Alt+Backspace me tu a playss far away frum teh komputer! Ontu vacashun, mebbe ifinkso!
oh krap…I cant reed…im a CAT!!!1!
Deh culler balans iz rong 2
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
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Hai, Ly — hao iz teh dansin goin?
Is goin good! Yu wunt to dans wif me?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
ohai, lyanthya. reddy fer anudder danser to join da party?
*nekkid dansdansdans wif nightshayde adn lyanthya*
*lk shakes her thang*
Ohai, Lindykat! Welkum to teh nekkid dansin!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Dat marvelous, Ly! I don’t have no thang to shake. Sigh.
iffen I’ma gonna, ure gonna……sew shake whatcher momma gave ya (even if it be virtual thang)
*snicker*
I gawt more tings shaykin dan I reely want to.
But it nawt matter wen yoo dansdansdans!
yew’er sooooo nawt alone.
u gais r makin meh
right….*takes bandanna usually worn under helmet and makes blindfold*…..*ty, ty, ty,..tug,tug*
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whew, needta wash dis ting
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*takes deep breth, and dubble shot uv tekillya* here goes nuttin.
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*nekkid dansdansdans-ing dan*
*SHD shakes his thang*
WOOOHOOOO! We gots a YNG!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*Ly collapses from dansin too lawng*
Dr. Tinycat… pleeze… *gasp*
*fans Ly*
Fanks…
Ai… needs… chokklit
Heerz sum choklit cuppeecaekz wif choklit chipz innem & choklit frawting & choklit sprinkuls…. an a choklit milk tew warsh it down.
Dat beddur?
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*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
luk in cargo pokket of discarded wurk pants, der might still be chocolate chocolate chunk protein bar inndere..
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NONONONO, ahem…..the other one. don’t luk inna furst one…srsly.
**rushiz obber to Ly wif fraish mug uv steemee hawt chokklit, egg-struh rich**
**awlsew brakes owt noo boks uv sordid chokklitz**
**cuuverz herz wif herz noo beech towl**
Heer y’ar, Ly — lawtsa chokklit 2 hep U gitz ur strengf bak…
Ooohhh, fanks, Aahz!
Iz dat da hunnert dolur towl?
go, stagenanddan! nekkid dansdansdansing-dan!!1!
mmmmmmmmmm…nekkid femeowz dansin…nekkid femeowz…awn ICHC…must…resist…uvver wai uv say’ying dat! ::D
Kittehz nawt sekkund attempt to maek 3-D kawpeez – nawt sew grate, akshullee.
*hee hee snicker*
Yesh! teh kawpeez came awout a liddle lite!
Still wikkid kyoot, tho!
almost tu kyoot! Gud fing ChocolateSamus added that splort alert befoar I stared tu lawng and had sumthing bad happen.
Got my CHRG(wdoi) awn reely gud, tho, so shud be gud tu go, as teh kids sai!
Ai haz a baesball kap an a set uv hedfonez ober dat. Seemz tew be werkin thus far. *crosses fingurz*
Finkso da limpikz baving capz shud be gud fur da splortz purtekshun.
Ai mist da birfdai party . dangz. ai just goze obur tu se wutz left. just sum krums frum awl doze caikz nd a fyew dropz ub shampane ina bottum ub da glasez. A gud tiem wuz hab bai awl
jus doin mah dooteez.
Happee Birfday cween!!!
Oh’d tew teh Cween
Awl hale tew the Mpriss MJ, Grate ICHC’s cween!
Lawng may she lib helfy, happitayl adn sureen,
Lubbed bai herz peeps heer in cheezland
Blested mai she be wen lion doan
Fur naps, adn skriches, and kleen kittehsand
Happitayl mai herz dreems be inna sleep…
Adn happee r hers fots inna dai
Let cheezpeeps noms tew hers helf
Wif mush purrs adn rubs, noms and plai
Adn wen the finlol ower cum tew salmon hers awai
Mai hers belleh be woffild tew the relmz ob buliss
We moast deerlee dew prai,
Tew lol wif awl kitteh fenz abub
Ware awl is joi, pees and lub–
Inna seeling, fur ebermoor tew rool
Huree up nao b4 we awl drool!
CC sayv the cween! Anom
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Appul geez tew William Topaz McGonagall
Ennee relayshun tew Professor McGonagall?
Ennyhoo
Happy Birfdai cweenmj!!!! iiiiiiiiii
“Happy birfday joor Majestree!”
* Makes graceful, elegant curtsey. Catches heel in hem of bootiful formal dress. Falls face first in her majestree’s birfday cake. Gets dragged to da tower for da beheeding. Last words heard..
“Iz OK. I wasn’t usin it anyways.”
Ai doan’t fink u need `polly jize to Wm McG!
*clappity clappity*
Happee Birfday to mai nawt secund cheezfriend!!
maybee you getz speshul birfday shawping pass to teh ty bootik!
hope yur havin ah happee happee day!!1!
anom.
prynter suffers from jam–as in kitteh jam…
Ai no liek paypur jam. Nawt go gud wif tost n kawfee. Nawt so gud wif pnut butterz eevur. Ai prefurrz teh scrawberee jam.
trafik jam not sew gud eether
inna jam also not grate akshully
n toe jam b teh muchly pleh.
i thinks its teh kitteh foot
cuz teh errur msg says “toe jam”
U guize r killin mi!!! *Wipes tears from eyes*
pls tew get noo kawpeeyer…dis wun duzn’t kawpee korectly!
Conga rat shoe lacings, jk2kitteh and nightshayde, awn yr tye! I here dere oar sum lubely tyes at teh tye booteek!
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So, inny rekwests foar drinksie and dansie?
i can has brownieez, or iz jus fer ty peepls?
browneez is grate idea! Foar eberywun!
Heer oar sum wiv nuts, and heer oar sum wivout. All freshlee maid, still warm in teh middle!
Ooo! Almoss forgot issing!
~quick like a bunni speads teh issing awn teh browneez~
Ok, awl reddy!
Wehn Ai wuz a kidlet, Ai wuz n teh Brownie Scouts (fur gurlz taht r nawt owld enuff 2 B Girl Scouts). Mai Momcat wuz teh onlee 1 taht put issing awn teh browneez, sew hurz wuz alwais nomnomnomed nawt sekund.
{{{{{chonklit samus}}}}} ebreewun sillibratez wif wutebur drinkzez nad refrichmintz dey liekz. Da naawt secundz iz just ekzkewz fur sillibrashunz.:)
Ai sez let jk2kitteh desyd. Ai haz a liddul heddayk an aifinkso ai will taek it eezee. Ai haz tew much werk to do. Pleh.
pleh tu teh werk, and dubble pleh tu teh heddake!
Here is sum lavender tee. That can halp relapse yu, and make teh heddake go wai.
Sorry tu heer yu are not feeling teh grate. We can lower teh lites and snuggle yu into teh corner tu enjoy teh sillybrashun wivout tu much noisy noise.
Wil da labendur tee help tu slepe? Ai nawt hab gud slepe 4 nitez inaro. Valerian spozed tu help but dint. nd smelz bad.
Ai puts 2 drops uv lavinder oyl on mai pillo = dat halps wiv nawt sleepin.
ohai ns, hav sum ibyoopopr… eyebu proff… hedayk pils an no werkie ennymoar coz iz Caturdai toomarrow!
Heh – but iffin ai doan get a bunch uvvit dun today, ai will haz to do AWL uvvit on Mundane. DO NOT WANT.
ew, sry!
brownees r gud 4 awl of us! ai liek nutz plz (o ai noe teh commintz u kin awl mayke)
ai lykez teh wonz wif teh leedle greenee bitz in dem. wut are doze, enneewaiz?
Pistachio nuts?
ai wud liek a martoonie, ai habbnt had wun foar a lowng tyme! an ai wil watch deh nekkiddanzes alreddy go ing own!
halo, and heer yu go! Just got sum new olibs foar teh martoonie. I putted three awn teh toothpik.
It’s teh extra gud vodka/gin, so yu shud be awl set. Plenny moar ware that came frum!
Enjoi!
fanks, dey iz guuuud!
Yay! I youzed tu lub martoonies. Hespeshially sitting in an awoutdoor cafay wiv teh breeze frum teh Sound blowing thru teh rum.
Ahhhh!
Considerin mai efferts to curtesy her majestree, I fink I don’t need no more martoonies. I can has cold Coke?
oh, an btw……hed splort risk 99.2%. plz 2 b no long staring at lol.
ai has made sum lolz ob hedsplort risks…. wud hab been one lol, but ai dun no hao 2 mash picshoors 2gedder. iz veree educashunal.
inkjet dooplicaytur dun werk as aspekted.
Darn kitteh jam agin!
Ai spect ur problem is caused by de flying fur clogging up de werks.
Deng fur… alwayz clogin up meh ventz!
Just notizzed that it’s teh hippo birdie tiem foar cweenmj!
Yay oh yay foar cweenmj!
Hippo birdies, tu!
Hope yu hab a grate swell dai!
Sellabrating yu!
Yay cweenmj!
Ai’m sorry to be layte- had to werk thru lunch- but happi birfdai CweenMJ!! Ai brung mai speshul sweet-tater pii fur U!
ummm… meesa a kitteh fann an me ned fwend 2 tak 2
Ohai, Sairys! Dere’s lotsa frenz heer n Cheezland. Wi B heer if u haz a sad, a glad oar a mad…..u yust jumpz n enetime nd tellz uz whut’s awn ur mynd. {{{{{{Sairys}}}}}}
Ok, well, I luvs this partee, but I must go. Eberywun enjoy themselves! And I will see you Mundane (gud wun, nightshayde!)!
I jes notissed dat da printr buttins to da right of da kittehs has a happy!
kitteh must taste good
Wii doan hav tushoyu noe stinkun printur errurz!
Yah for greatest ref in weeks. “Treasure of the Sierra Madres” FTW!!
Cheezburgers all around!
Onoes!! Dis pikkie toooo kyooooot! Butt ai saf, ai haz mai CHRG redi to cuntain mai braynz.
Mai poss gotz eeten!
Ai haz a sad. Ai said – pikkie toooo kyooooot! Butt ai haz mai CHRG to contayn mai braynes. 
Weird Press strykes agin! Ai r happitail taht u wur waring ur CHRG…..smartz gurl!!
Gud fing I sabed mai braynes! Aifinkso!
Printer happie… See smile buttons, big nose and rosy cheeks
Kitteh-bebe wuz all whyte when going into teh masheen-thingie. Now not so musch.
Sez, “you needs toner and I needs mah mommah to gives me a tung-baf. Pleh.”
mai awtistik kitteh, anya-munkee, deeskuvrd teh reset buttun awn teh preentor win she wuz behbeh-munkee. she putz teh fuzzee bawls, teh eerpluggs, the mowseez, an enneeting else she kin fynde in dere an PUSH teh buttun!! maykes grate noyze dat duzznt stawp until mawmee getz up an taeks awai toiz. naow, teh preentur is ded. no moar reset buttun fur anya-munkee. preenturs is ‘SPENSIVE!!
“PC load kitteh”? WTF does that mean?
dis zaktly wut i wuz gunna say. i thinkin bout “Office Space”. which kitteh is teh boss kitteh who sez over kitteh haz to com to werk on caturday?
Happi printr lieks nomming kittehs.
Mmmm, Purrrsian! Mmmm, Manx! Whoops – wha happin to mai tael?
Printer full of kewt
To repair, click Snorgle
oh noez!!
cant find da button!!
o well… i fink a real snorgle would be nice!
*snorgle snorgle snorgle!*
fikshunkitteh!
“printing paper, not wat fred had in mind akshullee…”
Theez new 3D-printars are rlly asum.
An jus a bit phuzzy. Onoes, a harbal!!
Oooh caerful kitteh – this hooman got a bad bad burn on her hand from insidey printer!