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I’m beatin’ that hare, Phelps
we can has qwadroopley tie! parteh? you can has moar drinks an dansinz
quadroople-TY meenz we kan has a gaym ob bridz wyle sillybreatin
Hare ob teh goggie dat bit u mebbe?
Wud u want sumfin spesifik from TY-boo-teek?
Konga-ratshumalashuns for nawt-sekkund spawt ob TY
a lettuce mebbeh?
conga rat shuelaces rodney on ur nawt sekund commint!!
though, we hab a 4 way ty
a parteh wud be gud ai thinks mebbeh
gr8!!
a party and a trip to da ty booteek!!1! XD
An gud morning AGAIN, Hashim. Fur sum reezon, yoo ar awlwayz rite in a gud spot to hang awt mai Nounce Mints. An ai am so glad it iz yoo, becuz ai know yoo wont mind!
On Fry Day, the 15th ov August
There will be a BIRFDAY PARTEE
. . fur
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♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ CWEENMJ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
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6 AM ICHC taim
9 AM PST
12 noon EST
5 PM TTI time
6 PM Europe time
10 PM Pakistan/India
(The THIRD pikchoor ov the day)
Ebreewun iz invited. Bring prezzies oar just yurselves.
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(cweenmj sneeked a peek an sed this)
August 13th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
*hint: i b liking chokklit.*
Ohai JCH4K!!
gud morning to u too!!
u can hang around az much az u liek!!
ohai, can someone give this to MJ for me at noon?
I can’t be at teh 12 pm EST pic.
*pulls owt a brite shinee packaj, it’z pink, and rapped wif gold and silvur ribbonz*
Wut do u get royaltee? They has almost eveerthing alreddy, ifinkso.
Sew, insied, cweenmj will finds a grate big
BIRFDAI HUG!
{{{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}
along wif a speshul Cheezfrend Fishing Lisense, since she has alreddy almost caughted teh limit, dis lisense allows her to has umlimited cheezfrends, elebenty gazillion, or more!
Plus, a peese of chokklit creem pi. Wif choklie whippy creem of corse.
Happy birfdai ur highness!
Ohai leeza-b!!
i’ll give dis link to cweenmj so she can read ur commint and be happee!!
fanks!
and alsew… it’s Jamama’s burfdai Sunday, ifink!
iz we doing anyfing for dat?
Janet…r u still there?
*whispurrs to leeza-b* Yes, we ar! An itz MarthaV’s birfday, too. Ai just thot it wud bee too confoozling if we announced it yet. Ai thot we cud doo it (the Nounce Mint) after teh partee today.
An {{{{leeza-b}}}} GRATE job awn teh rayce yesterday! It wuz magnificent! An ebreewun followed teh “roolz.” Wich wuz eben moar amazing!
*whispers* oh, oks.
I can’t be heer on teh weekends, so I will say belated happies on munday.
I will has lots of caching up to do!
*Putz deh fishing license in pokkit.*
*noms deh yummy pi*
{{{{leeza-b}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ai kno why aim awlways lait. Aim aktually eerly! Itz been da 15th fur 10 howerz n 24 munuts naow. Aiz a dai ahed!!!
Ooooh! Oooh! Ebriting leeza-b sed!!
Birfdai Hug! {{{{cweenmj}}}}
Ai gibs cweenmj awl da brite shiney n beutimus tings ai kan fine in mai haus.
Ambur beeds
Brite shiney buttuns
Cullerful fethers frum teh parruts im da gardin
D….
Desertz maed ov choklit
Extra cheep gaz fur to moove hur house
Fine linnin nappkins (Merry Can kind – nawt thoze frum the TTI
G. . .
Golden tops
High quality choklitt pastrys
Icecream choklitt flavor
J…
Jainormous choklit possum
Kolurful ribbunz, streemerz nd bowz awn ebbereefing
Laisense playt taht reeds “CMJ1″ (Ai sawz it onna car yesturdae….iz troo!!!!)
M…
Moast Afekshunut Birfdai Wishes
No moor aging
Owsim Partee
Q…
queeny dwesses
ravenous foodmunching
singing bunnehs
t…
Taht shud cleer up a LOT!!
Gud morning, Evverybody,
I cantz go to cweenmj’s birfdai partee, eivver, so will sumone gib cweenmj this birfdai prezzie from me, too?
*offers a smallish packaj wrapt in irri…irrydis…paper shiny in shifting colors.
When cweenmj opens it, a small nut-size object pops out and grows to full size.
It iz an all-new, nevver failing, bubblol masheen, so cweenmj will alwaze haz a forebber supply of bubblols for touring her domayne, and gibbing ridez to Cheezfrenz.*
Happi happy birfdai, cweenmj!
Ai will doo it fur yoo, booklion! So sorree yoo cant com! ;(
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But – oh MAI! Waht a lufflee present. She iz shur to luv it!
Fank yu, Janet!
gud morning booklion!!
sowwy u cant cum…
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im sure cweenmj would luve da birffday gift!!
I is late as usumable (reel lief keeps gettin in teh way) but I wants to wish Cween MJ teh happiess birfday eber, and menny happi returnz!
I has sum choklit caek wif choklit icing fur yoo…
Naow THATZ tortitude!
Nawt espresh-servys ai fink…
i brough u a letuce but i eated it!
u eeted mai lettuce?
nawt all of it
u left obber da snails, ryte?
o ya… da snail be bringin it..
any tiem naow…
*ahem* i said any tiem naow!!
*sigh*
*lolz* uz da fun
*blushes*
aww shucks…
dat aint true…
O yez it iz!! {{{{{{Hashim}}}}}}
but i iz havin lettuce parteh tonyte… hao am i spose to feed othur?
hmmm… we canz taek sum frum da ty booteek!! *goez to da ty booteek and bringz a bukkit full of lettuce(note: bukkit nawt bloo!!)*
here u go!
thx hashim! nao i haz a happee
i share happee wif u k?
ur welcum!!
i’d be happee to taek sum!!
want lettuce…
lettuce nawt be hastee…
… dis lettuce iz tastee…
wif pastree…
…Crap… I forgot the Salad Dressing, see you next Tuesday.
okeh…ai no whut “see you next Tuesday” meen, but whut meen “I forgot teh Salad Dressing”?
You’re reading too much into it. The lettuce is the salad, since he forgot the dressing (aka. salad oil?), it will take him until next tuesday to be back with it because he is so slow.
fanks, rodney! lol
ai kant eber see “See you next Tuesday” wifout finking bad fawts. ai needs a trip tew teh NB, aifinkso!
I googled it… I’d never heard the backronym for ‘See you next tuesday’ that I remember. I just picked a day at random. Sorry ’bout that.
Parruntly, and hoo am Ai to kwestyun a purrfikly gud urban miff, “See Yu Nekst Toosdai” is a runnin joek in awl John Landis/Frank Oz fillums – tehy fink it wus teh werst fillum ever maed an so will maek som refrens to it in awl teihr fillums. Tehy awlso tern up in ee chudders fillums too. Nao go watch Blues Brudders; Coming to America; err any odders ob teihr fillums an see if yu can spot them!
*akchully, it mite be “See Yu Nekst Wednesdai” nawt Toosdai, but yu can still go woch teh Bloos Brudders, if yu want!*
aww. i want wins
Bring shrubbery to knights that say. neeeeee……… neeeee…….. neeeeee……..
Tis a tayl of herring-do …
Wii r no lawnger teh nights dat sai Neee! Wii r nao teh nights dat say ‘Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv’.
Oar ‘Teh nights hoo ’til recently sed nee’
Dat’s one bigg tertle. Wat kinda tertle is dat?
I think dats a Galapagos tortoise. Dems verry big.
any tiem naow…
“wish i could apparate…would surely beat da hare den…”
lolympic turtle bringz lettuce slowlee…
and….steadily….slowwwly…..
n o m
lolz
just waits til eet arrives heer adn yoo will seez nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom reelleee reelleee kweeklee
Mr Tortoise u haz a liddle sumfing on ur mouf- let me lik mai paw and ai gets it fer u!
hmm… i fink itz da lettuce…
da turtle iz trying hard to *slow moshun* n-o-m
lolympic turtle bringz lettuce slowlee…
Tortie brining joo a BLT…one piece at a time. Hope joo not too hungry yet. Joo get joo sandwitch by Fryday. Promise! Torite say “I doesn’t even take a nibble ob da “B”.”
Ai iz wurreed taht hee wil nibbul (aka Nom) teh “L.”
letuce pray…..
heh! good one!
Gud Morning, Princess Mu! Ai hav just klicked awn yur nayme – an it say “Server not found awn WP.” Iz that rite? Ai meen – haz sumthing happened to yur site? (wich, ai must confess, ai nebber understood. Ment to say so lawng ago!)
okeh, i fink ah gotz it fixed nao!
ackshly, dis remines me uv mai waitr at teh stake haus lass weeke.
ssssllllllowwwwwww.
keep yu from askin for refills if it teks til clozing to bring yu fills.
Uz can laff at me
but don’t forget I winz the race
coz I ar slow and steady
hahahaha..ha…ha……ha??
uz winning da rayce? NOEZ!!!
Turlol dint maek it 2 yesturdae’s rayce n tyme (s’prize), sew hez awlreddy started awn teh next rayce (wehnebber it mae bee).
Ai hatez dis tyme difruntz. Itz wai passd mai bedtym wehn ur awl jus gettin goin.
Wehn ai wanna tawk, ur awl goin ta bed. Bugger!1!!!!
hmm…if iz nawt to personal, where do u live MarthaV??
da same fing happens to meh wen i wake up, no one iz online…
*wis-purrs behind paw to MarthaV* acshully … altho am rite now in TTI … am movin home to TT … err Qweensland … in teh next monf or so … so eggspect I shall haf teh saym problum. Oztraylyun cheez peeps unite!!
If yoo ebber find “boom” there, pleez ask him/hur to com bak. He/she wuz verree funnee!
An sawa – pleez dont leev us just becuz the taims ar funnee. Suntaims peepl moove – an ai dont know wai – they nebber com bak.
{{{{sawa}}} {{{{Hashim}}}} {{{{MarthaV}}}
Ai am so soreee taht we ar awl on such diffrent taim zonez! Nawt taht ai can doo enething about it! LOL!
But ai know it maeks it hard fur yoo. But ai am so glad taht yoo maek teh effort to com an bee heer wif teh rest ov us.
Yoo know – it iz hard -eben heer. Becuz bai teh taim ar frenz awn teh WEST coast ar getting up – we in teh Eest ar awlreddy well into teh day. It iz three hours difference between heer an there.
An a NITE – if ai wantz to play wif cweenmj, oar jamamakity, oar Romeow, oar Kafleen, oar Salleh – teh liszt ♫ goez awn – ai hav to stay up reelee layte.
An teh TTIerz ar five hours urlier. *sniff* It reelee iz hard. But at leest we AR heer an can bee heer. An meet eech otter – wich wud hav bin nawt pawssbul otterwise – an THAT iz a wunderful thing!
teh taim zonez ar a PAYN in teh rear but … not inser .. insul … I can get ova an roun dem … an I figurr to mayk teh mowst ob tings whyl I’m still here in TTI. Ifn I forget before I go … a kwik fank yoo to teh cheezfrendz who even if dey did nut kno, gayv me fings to laff at wen lyf was tuff.
{{{cheezfrenz EVRYWERE}}}
Am not goin away, Janet, mite jus find it a littul hard to get online wen I furst get howm. (not yet tho!!)
i posted a commint and iz waiting fur it to appear…
i guess it aint coming *sigh*
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the message was!!
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*sigh*
iz very unlucky wen it cumz to da tiem fing becauz i wake up, peepz r going to sleep!
i haz to stay up layte, which i do, wake up till 2 AM!!
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yesterday, during da rayce, i waz almost falling asleep!
but rayce waz sooo fun. ai nebber hadz sooo much fun onna innertubes befor!
i didnt mean dat da rayce waz boring and i waz falling asleep, i meant dat it waz so layte dat i waz almost asleep..
leaf it 2 management to gibbs us the slowest waiter… >:(
I has a salid
Dey sey ‘Gud fingz kummz to doze hoo waet, but dis iz *ridikulous*!
I haz one uv dos—dat iz an afwican-spuw-thigh rite?
I want to add this one to my Favorites, but can’t find the button to click anymore.
heyy im not trying to bez meen or noffing but watz dis have to doez with kittys itz cutez but it hazez nuthinz to do wif kittyz!!
byez!!
luvyaz:p
ohai….acuz ai iz turtlol, Ai is berry slow. But Ai hads tu say, ebben if Ai nawt a kitteh, turtlols has been awn ICHC beefour…. we nawt prejud…pregji…showing fabboritizm tu onlee kittehs!! We lubs awl funnee pixshures wif lols.
Yu musta nawt seen Emo Wall or Emo Chair…dey nawt ebben aminals!!!
pee ess…Ai LUBS dis tortise!
heeeee so cute neil!
loltortoise ftw!
A what the heck is evenshauli? B that is one big ass turtle
I….am….not….trying….hard….with….the….lolspeak. Is….it….funny….now?
Aaaah, cum on noa {{{Jeorg}}}, fais it, yew lubz dis plais. Wii lubz yew rite bakc.
Deer lolllllllllolololol – ai’m nawt kwite shur what yoo meen – ezxept fur teh “not funny.”
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Doo yoo meen teh capshun? Oar teh rest ov us? An what iz teh “three?” Az in – what doo yoo meen?
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Yoo doo know (rite?) taht riting in LOLspeek iz eescenshul fur ar kind ov hyoomor. To bee shure, menee heer dont uze it awl teh taim, an they ar funnee, too.
. *sigh* Akshullee – itz too hard to splayne. Itz a mindset. But – fur egg sampul. Gibbocat wuz rather hard to unnerstand. At leest, at furst. But hiz uze ov teh langwidge wuz so brillyunt an funnee – brethtaking, akshullee – taht lerning to reed what he sed wuz. . . ai cant eben think ov a way to say waht it wuz werth. HYOOJ!
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Pnillipe d’Beeker, awn teh otter hand, iz awlso brillyunt. Much eezier to reed. But funneh, too – in an entyrelee diffrunt way.
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An so it iz wif so menee heer. But if yoo wud taek teh taim to lern – an it can bee dun – moast ov us hav dun it – yoo wud bee rewarded well beyond yur wildest dreems.
iz hisstar…histerka…reely funny.
Hai smammie! Nice to see yoo. Iz it yoo, oar ai, hoo haz bin missing???
yup, ur rite!!
if he hated dis site, he wouldnt cum here but he lubz it and we lubz him back!!
dier iz no way we can be bad wif u!!
oh Janet… dis lollllllolo (sic) has bin puttin up commints jsut like this for months now. he just duzzn’t get it. U is sweet to try but he nebber responds to anyones’ commints to him, just comes bak and givs the same type commint agin. “not funny” or “fail” mostlee, and sometimes complanes abowt lolspeek. *sigh*
Franklee, I kwestion wether he ever comes bak to reed any of teh responses, gud or otterwise, date peeple leeves him.
Ai thot ai saw a response – wunz, maybee. But ai hav bin goan so much laytlee – ai am purrhaps sumwhat aut ov tuch!
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LOL! Ai hav rittin so menee speechez laik teh wun above fur peepl hoo – well – ai think it iz akshullee Troll #6! Peeple hoo dont laik teh way we tawk. Ai wish ai had just pieed them aut – an paysted them sumwhere. It wud sayve hyooj amounts ov taim.
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But it is still stranj to mee – but he duz keep training to unnerstand. Oar – maybe nawt! It IZ hard to say. If hee nebber responds.
Maus awlways sez “Don’t feed the trolls.” He’s prolly rite. Just hard to ignore peepl hoo seem to be in payne.
hmmm… i taek mah wurdz back akshullee…
trollz r trollz
it never hurtz to try i gess!
I hasn’t bin heer as long as u, but this is teh only troll I has seen that keeps comin back over and over and over agin.
Hoo know y he keeps coming bak?
We can’t kno, cuz he never responds. At leest not that I has seen.
I has cheked a few times, cuz i had a curious.
Dere are all kinds uv peeps owt there in teh innertubes…. and it duz take awl kinds, igessso!
I luvs ur abitar evieee!
I wunners… I seen dis poster-troll on heer too. Gots an idear:
Maybes he nebber loks at da commints atall. Jus da pics.
Den, wen one pic he tinks notsofunny, he leebs a commint hisself, but dosent reed de others.
Mabbe awl de other pics hes sittin dere, laffin head orf but never tells nobuddy.
I tink mabbe “Three” is on scale ob one to ten?
NO! He must bee tawking about the burger ratings. He givs it a THREE aut ov Five.
OH – hao ai sitll miss ar voating burgers. SOo much fun. *sniff*
Ohai Janet, wyl we’r awn teh toe pick ob slo delibry – as tihs pic is – Ai got yur postie card form Jermunny in teh snail mail todai! Tankyu for tinking ob me wyl yu wer awai, Ai was so trilled to get it (Amber less so; she nawt mush ob a reeder!)