While you’re at work
While you’re at work FBI kitteh installs surveillance
bad kittehs. bad kittehs. watcha gonna do.
picture: Kaci with kitteh Toulouse. lol caption: Epherius
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
i see wot you did der…
Concatshoelacins on yer nawt sekkund, MaryO! Drinkses & danses fur yew?
ohai, nightshayde.
we aer hasing Eyetalian-esk fudz fr dinner. We can haz theem?
*wisperz*
ware’s hello, kitty?
WP wuz nommin mai commintz wen ai wuz logged into it - so ai logged owt. Itz bin happenin awl week.
We can Has
Angel hair Pasta
Biscotti
Carbonara
D..
Delikatlee seezund calimari
Eggstra cheez fur teh pawsta
Formaggio (moar cheez)
G…
Gouda (moar cheez)
Harvati (alsew cheez)
Italian sodas
Jambalaya
K….
Kanoli
Lingueenee
motzarella cheez
n….
Neopolitan Peetza
Orrichette Pawsta
PEEEEETTTTTZZZZZAAAA
Q…
Question: whut begins wif Q?
Raviolis wif MOAR CHEEZE
Spiraly pawsta wif CHEEZE
Tortellini foar mai DH, his fave
U…
unushual seefud az fud (liek teh skungeele)
verry tastee pasta
wundermus kreemy dessurts
x….
Xtra mushroomz on teh peetza (wif xtra cheeze, tew)
Y duz ai keep tryin wif weerd leddurz?
Zabaglione
Yew ete da skungeelee? pleh! we ustu plai wif em nd uze fur fish bate. naow iz “delikussee”
No tiramewsu?
Fur yew, chessiecat, uv coars! Ai donut liek it — but dat meenz yew kin haz my shaer.
Hai nightshayde. bowt yer comminting problem…. haz u logged into weerdpress adn chekkinged ur profile paige 2 making shur awl deh info b kerreckt? e-mayo address adn user name adn such stuffz?? mebbee try logging owt adn deleting yer ICHC cookie. oar deleting yer Werdpress cookie. I had 2 dueing dat wunst wen werdpretzel wuz akting goofy. Oar shud I say, goofier dan ushual??
Fanks fur teh sugjeschunz — ai haz tried dat. It werks wif teh abatar for a wile (wuz werkin kwite nicely earlier today), but then jus randumlee stawps werking. [/lolspeak] Sometimes I can post an independent post, but I have trouble replying to other pplz posts. Sometimes I can’t post anything. Sometimes I’m in the mood to fight it — sometimes I’m too darn lazy.
*Handz NS a chokklit martoonee*
Mmmm…. yummeh!
OK — went into WP & changed my e-mayo addy there (it wuz diffrint than teh wun ai rejistered wif at ICHC). Deleted cookies… we’ll see.
Teh weerd fing iz dat ai wuz nawt hazzing problums until last week — den BOOM awluvva sudden teh nommingz started.
Mebbe itz teh EFF BEE EYE afturawl!
Uho…ai finks u haz teh conspeerasee fiksashun! no wun iz aftur u…unless ov kors dey ar aftur r!
Jus becauz yer paranoyd duzzint meen they’re NAWT owt to getchoo.
Eggsactally!
beeg brudder IS watchin!!!!!!
*hydes unter teh bed wiv teh dustbunnys*
EFF BEE EYE?!?
dierz EFF BEE EYE here!?
i fink dis kitteh provez it!! http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1789524
EFF BEE EYE?!?
dierz EFF BEE EYE here!?
i fink dis kitteh provez it!!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1789524
oops… double commint agayn!
i fink wurd press haz a grudge against meh!!
ohai Hashim!
du u remember last weeek wen ai told evry1 i was adopting a kitteh?
Ai has chosen 1 naw! I iz havin it in 2 weeeks!
sowwy, but i aint got any pics of it yet!
cool!!
watz da colour of da kitteh btw??
gr8!! uz gonna hab a kitteh!!
{{{{{cuudude and kitteh}}}}
it is a gwey tabby!
itz sooooo cewt!
tabby? mah simba kitteh(da abatar kitteh) iz also a tabby!!
i also sended u a fwend request!! we can share da pics of our kittehz!!
woohoo!
i will accept dat rite away!
i will post sum pics as soon as i have de kitteh!
yay!!
)
we r now frenz(nawt saying dat we werent before, now we r
offishulol frenz
Mmmm - dat sownz liek teh yummeh. Mebbe aftur teh fud haz settled, we can haz Tarantella!
…an sum niec Eye-talyun wine.
Nawt nessisairilee in taht oardur.
hapee nawt sekund
hai
r u shure???
ur scarin meh
Beeware… it’s SPYCAT!
peetsa deelivree!
Knock. Knock.
Land Shark…
Candygram…
Avon cawling…
will dey evver quit smudging the lens?
Sivil libirdeez? Yew doan needz noe sivil libirdeez!
whut u meen i noe can haz rites?
Nawt unless yer wite, male, strait, & Krischun… oh, an Republikin…. at leest if yer in teh USA.
o yoo can haz awl deh lass rites yoo want!
Um… noe fankz. Aiz tryin tew cut down on doze.
yoo can no has mai sivvil rites, aim still using tehm!11
weird, crazee glitch tiem
Ya, but whut activiteez wud FBI kittehs spy awn?
Al-queada callinz
Bomb buildin
Cheezburgling
D….
Danglin uv partisipullz
Eggsentrik behayvyur
Foreignerz uv enny kind.
G…
Just to clarify — the mad face was not directed at foreigners. It was directed at people who think all foreigners are up to something nefarious.
ah but wii iz awl furriners to sumone!
Eggzaklee — sew meerlee bein uv a foreign purrswajun shud nawt be growndz fur bein spied on. Neever shud hazzing a diffrint fur kulur (oar skin iffin yew doan haz teh fur), oar a diffrint relijun, oar wearin diffrint clothes, oar hazzin a diffrint hairstile…
*Vizyoolizes whirled peaz*
Kinda green adn mushee?
but bery nies adn calm
Sumfin liek dat - yeah!