While you’re at work
While you’re at work FBI kitteh installs surveillance
bad kittehs. bad kittehs. watcha gonna do.
picture: Kaci with kitteh Toulouse. lol caption: Epherius
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i see wot you did der…
Concatshoelacins on yer nawt sekkund, MaryO! Drinkses & danses fur yew?
ohai, nightshayde.
we aer hasing Eyetalian-esk fudz fr dinner. We can haz theem?
*wisperz*
ware’s hello, kitty?
WP wuz nommin mai commintz wen ai wuz logged into it – so ai logged owt. Itz bin happenin awl week.
We can Has
Angel hair Pasta
Biscotti
Carbonara
D..
Delikatlee seezund calimari
Eggstra cheez fur teh pawsta
Formaggio (moar cheez)
G…
Gouda (moar cheez)
Harvati (alsew cheez)
Italian sodas
Jambalaya
K….
Kanoli
Lingueenee
motzarella cheez
n….
Neopolitan Peetza
Orrichette Pawsta
PEEEEETTTTTZZZZZAAAA
Q…
Question: whut begins wif Q?
Raviolis wif MOAR CHEEZE
Spiraly pawsta wif CHEEZE
Tortellini foar mai DH, his fave
U…
unushual seefud az fud (liek teh skungeele)
verry tastee pasta
wundermus kreemy dessurts
x….
Xtra mushroomz on teh peetza (wif xtra cheeze, tew)
Y duz ai keep tryin wif weerd leddurz?
Zabaglione
Yew ete da skungeelee? pleh! we ustu plai wif em nd uze fur fish bate. naow iz “delikussee”
No tiramewsu?
Fur yew, chessiecat, uv coars! Ai donut liek it — but dat meenz yew kin haz my shaer.
Hai nightshayde. bowt yer comminting problem…. haz u logged into weerdpress adn chekkinged ur profile paige 2 making shur awl deh info b kerreckt? e-mayo address adn user name adn such stuffz?? mebbee try logging owt adn deleting yer ICHC cookie. oar deleting yer Werdpress cookie. I had 2 dueing dat wunst wen werdpretzel wuz akting goofy. Oar shud I say, goofier dan ushual??
Fanks fur teh sugjeschunz — ai haz tried dat. It werks wif teh abatar for a wile (wuz werkin kwite nicely earlier today), but then jus randumlee stawps werking. [/lolspeak] Sometimes I can post an independent post, but I have trouble replying to other pplz posts. Sometimes I can’t post anything. Sometimes I’m in the mood to fight it — sometimes I’m too darn lazy.
*Handz NS a chokklit martoonee*
Mmmm…. yummeh!
OK — went into WP & changed my e-mayo addy there (it wuz diffrint than teh wun ai rejistered wif at ICHC). Deleted cookies… we’ll see.
Teh weerd fing iz dat ai wuz nawt hazzing problums until last week — den BOOM awluvva sudden teh nommingz started.
Mebbe itz teh EFF BEE EYE afturawl!
Uho…ai finks u haz teh conspeerasee fiksashun! no wun iz aftur u…unless ov kors dey ar aftur r!
Jus becauz yer paranoyd duzzint meen they’re NAWT owt to getchoo.
Eggsactally!
beeg brudder IS watchin!!!!!!
*hydes unter teh bed wiv teh dustbunnys*
EFF BEE EYE?!?
dierz EFF BEE EYE here!?
i fink dis kitteh provez it!! http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1789524
EFF BEE EYE?!?
dierz EFF BEE EYE here!?
i fink dis kitteh provez it!!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1789524
oops… double commint agayn!
i fink wurd press haz a grudge against meh!!
ohai Hashim!
du u remember last weeek wen ai told evry1 i was adopting a kitteh?
Ai has chosen 1 naw! I iz havin it in 2 weeeks!
sowwy, but i aint got any pics of it yet!
cool!!
watz da colour of da kitteh btw??
gr8!! uz gonna hab a kitteh!!
{{{{{cuudude and kitteh}}}}
it is a gwey tabby!
itz sooooo cewt!
tabby? mah simba kitteh(da abatar kitteh) iz also a tabby!!
i also sended u a fwend request!! we can share da pics of our kittehz!!
woohoo!
i will accept dat rite away!
i will post sum pics as soon as i have de kitteh!
yay!!
)
we r now frenz(nawt saying dat we werent before, now we r
offishulol frenz
Mmmm – dat sownz liek teh yummeh. Mebbe aftur teh fud haz settled, we can haz Tarantella!
…an sum niec Eye-talyun wine.
Nawt nessisairilee in taht oardur.
hapee nawt sekund
hai
r u shure???
ur scarin meh
Beeware… it’s SPYCAT!
peetsa deelivree!
Knock. Knock.
Land Shark…
Candygram…
Avon cawling…
will dey evver quit smudging the lens?
Sivil libirdeez? Yew doan needz noe sivil libirdeez!
whut u meen i noe can haz rites?
Nawt unless yer wite, male, strait, & Krischun… oh, an Republikin…. at leest if yer in teh USA.
o yoo can haz awl deh lass rites yoo want!
Um… noe fankz. Aiz tryin tew cut down on doze.
yoo can no has mai sivvil rites, aim still using tehm!11
weird, crazee glitch tiem
Ya, but whut activiteez wud FBI kittehs spy awn?
Al-queada callinz
Bomb buildin
Cheezburgling
D….
Danglin uv partisipullz
Eggsentrik behayvyur
Foreignerz uv enny kind.
G…
Just to clarify — the mad face was not directed at foreigners. It was directed at people who think all foreigners are up to something nefarious.
ah but wii iz awl furriners to sumone!
Eggzaklee — sew meerlee bein uv a foreign purrswajun shud nawt be growndz fur bein spied on. Neever shud hazzing a diffrint fur kulur (oar skin iffin yew doan haz teh fur), oar a diffrint relijun, oar wearin diffrint clothes, oar hazzin a diffrint hairstile…
*Vizyoolizes whirled peaz*
Kinda green adn mushee?
but bery nies adn calm
Sumfin liek dat – yeah!
We mite be saif if we staiz owt ub areprotz. dem are da skaryest plaisez .mureenz wif baynetz luking at yu. shibbur!
no boddy thought anyfink diffrunt -not that kynd of plaise
see below
Dawg Taunting
Eeyore Braying
Fighting Irrush
G. . .
ooops! Sorry Nightshade!
Golightly breakfasting
Hades handbasketing
Igloo insulating
J . .
Noe needz fur apolojeez!
Jappeneez
Kommunisstes!
Losers uv all kines
M…
*ding dong* “Who is it?” “It’s kitteh!!”
Kitteh, hoo?
oooooh, a kitteh at teh door! ai’ll let him in foar snorgles!!
Kitteh abyoozez yur Nawt Sekund Amendmint rytes.
wif dis camera ill proov goggie pee on de floor not de kitteh
we shal katch dat basement cat soon…
OPEN UP!! Its teh Feline Byooreaux uv Instiggashuns!!! We is hear to instuggate!!
Basement Cat haves all de corms?
ITS TOUIE! THAT’S MY BEST FRIENDS KITTEH! GO TOUIE HE’S FAMOUS!
yay!
FBI Kitteh is adoreebl
ITS TOUIE! Ha! that’s my best friends cat and she didn’t even know!
you can say dat again.
.
wait.
,
you did!!
attenshun cweenmj!! yoo are stil gettin teh burfday greetins down on yor burfday party fred!!
jus wanta make shur yoo duznt miss owt on any ob teh luvs!
testing….
sowwy for da inconvinience
sir vaylinse iz all part ob teh kitteh’s ebil plan… ebreefing riet on schedool… heh heh heh
Gud nite, Cheezpeepz! Ebbreewun haz a niec weekend!
G’nite!!
sleep tight nightshayde!!1!
Niteynite Hashim.
keep postin da good stuffs!
*wisspurrs………………mayweeo, ai dunt fink iz nitetime in Hashimz werld..himz wuz sayin nite to nightshade*
how is mayweeo tewnite? lots ob peeeanoe stooodintz tewdai?
*whispurrs* umm… maryO’Spockn, itz nawt mah bed tiem… but well… fank u anyway!!*/whispurrs*
wat iz ur kittehz naem?? do u hab picturez mah eyez could nom at??
*whispurrs* umm… maryO’Spockn, itz nawt mah bed tiem… but well… fank u anyway!!*/whispurrs*
wat iz ur kittehz naem?? do u hab picturez mah eyez could nom at???
arrgh!!
stoopy wierd press!!
*sigh*
giglol- werdpress strikez agin! i wuz sayin teh niteynite cuz I wuz goin to sleepy time.
ihas a sad. i aer kittehless at teh here adn now, but i hopez soon to has a kitteh. (my pumpkin is gone 2yrs missing- she gone ifinkso to sumwares gud)
nao i go niteynites agin cuss i goin to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
ok…. ur kitteh must be spendin himz tiem at Switzerland, musta meet mah lost kitteh too!! himz naem waz glovey, he waz so kyoot and fat!! himz paws were off white and himz nose waz pink! i sendz u a picture of him…
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1800750
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and gud nite Mary O’Spockn!! sleep tight!!
kitteh haz planted a camera in ur baff room as well…. beware….
kitteh wants revenge for exposed litterbox.
revenge… kitteh wantz moar dan revenge… kitteh iz evil… must destroy hoomanz!!1!
MUHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough!*
stoopy hairballz..
i fink i got a bit carried away
holy freaking crap. that is my cat toulouse! glad someone thought he was cool enough to macro, how exciting to pull up this page and not know i’m about to see my baby
holy freaking crap. that is my cat toulouse! what a nice surprise!!!
i iz camurah man!
iz wunnerfull yur babee is on frunt paje, kacie!
whai wud mai kittehs be sur veil ing me? deh lurbs me! deh knows ebberting ai duz! teh ebben sits on mail lap when aim on teh pottie…
‘While you’re at work, FBI kitteh installs surveillance’ cameruhs an’ hidden, omni-direkshunal, hi-pow’r mike-r-fones awl ober yore bedroom.
YIKKS!
must nawt speak out government secrets… o i mean i dont know any secrets, really!!
*whispurrs* almost got caught!
…and…must do awl nawty stuff in teh NB. Otter-wise, cood be embar…embarr…nawt guud!
*cubburs eers an runs*
Cubbers aise an runs after kafleen…. *ooooops… KRASH* Hmmm.. Maibe wood beez bedder idea to look ware Iz going!!
Noe, tihs iz Hoam Protekshun Kittoon instawlin hoam protekshun sistum.
dis picture makes me laf.
Elder Protekshun kitteh sez..”wehn U fawls an can’t gets up…push da buttin.”
starcer
are now animals