Comments on: I haz a ponder

By: Kristine

Kristine — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:46:48 +0000

Is “PAWnder!” I haz a pawnder!

By: Stevecat

Stevecat — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:36:14 +0000

Thatz iz quarter ponder wiht cheez.
Thxbai.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:35:08 +0000

Fank yew Madamz!! Taht b wun uv deh bestest
wishez enneewun kud git.
{{{madamz}}}

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:01:59 +0000

Tihs iz wan verii smart kittoon!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:29:38 +0000

(enable brogue) eeehhts nout ah drrrreessss, eeehhts ah kilt, whot errre ye blind?

By: Kate

Kate — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:58:37 +0000

Ai has a Finker!

Rodin in fur!!1!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:31:34 +0000

:::::::::::transplantz kitteh braNE intew dawn key hed::::::::::

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:27:43 +0000

fang queue

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:50:49 +0000

YIKES! Time correkshun! Ai fergot weak ends ar different!
.
Still THIRD pikshur ov teh day.

8 AM – ICHC taim
11 AM – PST
2 PM – EST
7 PM – TTI time
8 PM – Europe time
Midnite – Pakistan/India
.

Ai hoep ai haz it rite this taim. Enewun see a misteak – let me know at wunc- pleez.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 10:57:03 +0000

Ai is pink, der4 Ai is Spam

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 08:51:37 +0000

Yu waers a dress to go shawpin wiv wimmins?! Nai tahts wut Ai cawl “gettin in tuch wiv yur feminininin syd”!

By: chrisbg99

chrisbg99 — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:10:24 +0000

Kitteh: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Me: I don’t know, burlap chaffs me so.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:07:03 +0000

i seez ur problem, ur maths sum iz wrong and ur tutor iz a lolcat!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:58:31 +0000

and do ya remember a month or so back, the bit about mai wakin’ up “brayded”?
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nuff said.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:57:05 +0000

nope….gotta sister, and over the last 20 years have dated wimmens, and gone….(dun-dun-duuuuunnnnnn) shopping with them (usually under some duress).

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:54:25 +0000

the first time I broke my tail-bone, and I really hammered it (pogo stick incident) that’s what I was told it would take to repair the damage……..guess what……..it’s still hammered flat.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:07:44 +0000

Twilight Zone ref….FTW!!!

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:04:20 +0000

Hed-desk!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:57:36 +0000

mah brain sed PUH an ran awai larrffin down teh hall.

stoopee brain.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:51:24 +0000

It kin git berry hawt heer n Florida. Ai haz 2 stoar dese idears awai (awn papurr) n cayse ov a hurricayne-relayted powr owtij (noe powr, noe ayr condishuning, noe compooter).

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:34:01 +0000

SNL triveeuh: Jack Handey alsew cre8ted Toonces, The Driving Cat (hiz oan kitteh wuz naemed Toonces).

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:57:15 +0000

Hmmm
“To Serve Man”
…omg…it’s a cukbuk!!!

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:23:27 +0000

Ai fergetted moar den ai eber nu!

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:01:44 +0000

skotch taep maibii… werks whel furr moas aminal pikturz… az duz buddur, awltho goggies liek piinut buddur bestest

By: officecat

officecat — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:55:50 +0000

I haz a ponder uf wut dis iz on mai paw. Iz it bluberry I wunder?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:54:04 +0000

yew jus nebber noes wut yew duzznt noes………. aflak!!!

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:51:21 +0000

iz dat liek “Aye furgotz wut Aye cuddint bemember” ?

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:43:30 +0000

fanku smammie! ai nu der wuz a linkie but ai didn noe it.

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:42:11 +0000

haz tu add the http stuff yu noa….

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:41:22 +0000

try this from weird pretzel itself:

faq.wordpress.com/2006/06/04/what-smilies-can-i-use/

Okay?:cool:

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:33:08 +0000

ai lerned bai poyntin mai maus at sumone’s smiley – it shoes how to maek it.

By: madamz

madamz — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:29:28 +0000

Awltho aim verii late arival tew ur partii, still am bringin yew meeni wishez fur a berry happitale birfdai, an hopes dat each en ebery upcoming year brengs yew moar joy den teh last one !!!! Mi gifs tew yew are happinez, health, wealth, luv en JOY, fur awl ur daiz !!!

By: tookatze

tookatze — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:25:19 +0000

wut flavr?

By: amandakat

amandakat — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:20:29 +0000

:-]
:-} how u maek smiley -not want to download teh viral ones(mah teknical abilities let me show ewe them)

By: chessiecat65

chessiecat65 — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:15:20 +0000

I’z gonna have to say hippo birdies early; I’ll be riding home (six hour trip) that day.

By: 3LittlKitties

3LittlKitties — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:05:14 +0000

But is dere enny FISH in dis ponder?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:04:49 +0000

*taekz it — eben tho she just drank wun on anudder fred*
*slurp*
Mmmm — datz yummeh, cweenmj. Fanks!
*relaxes a liddul*

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:59:01 +0000

Ennybuddee notis da burfdai fary haz da saim akcent az cweenmj?

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:57:31 +0000

Mai grand otter just grajated frum umich. ai wundur if dis iz wut she lurned. Shez spozed tu be heer sunnydai tu bisit so ai’l aks if ai memburz . belo wuz abowt ” Buddhahead” Mai huzbum iz Calif. born Japanese nd haz uzed dat turm offen abowt hiz kined ub peeplez. and hiz fmalee wuz nawt stil buddhist.

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:47:03 +0000

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By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:44:16 +0000

Thx tu yu awl fur yur sugjeshunz. akshully ai hab a smal ebapuratib blankee ai putz awn da fut ub da bed nd it heops but semez tu warm up in wun plase nd hab tu moob. Wisht ai gawt a biggur wun but wuz kined ub munnyish. Naow iz eben moar. b4 ai hab dat wuns oar twicet ai put a drop ub pepurmint oil awn da wet towl nd cubbur wif dat..
{{[[Aahz}}}]getz yur hurtz beddur. Intresting wun hurt heped da uvvur. Ai went tu roler skate party wen ai wuz teenee nd sum idjit playz crak da wip. mai talebony wuz crakt nd hurted fur yeeerz until wen ai wuz preggurz. gess yu cant du dat fur getting beddur. Nebbur bovvured me agen.

By: 2minions

2minions — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:37:15 +0000

ai is finkin, “ai has a corm. hurtz mai toes. DO NOT WANT!!!”

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:25:29 +0000

yummmm. raisms…..

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:24:16 +0000

oh absololutelee! Awl u want!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:02:36 +0000

*Handz NS a chokklit martoonee*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:01:30 +0000

An heer ai am again! Wif a NOO Nounce Mint!!

*The sound ov trumpets*
.
HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE
.
Awn SUNDAY, TEH 17th ov AUGUST, 2008
.
we will celebrayte teh birfdays of
.
Jamamakitty and MarthaV
.
THE PARTEE WILL START AT THE THIRD PIKCHOOR OV THE DAY. ov the day
.
6 AM ICHC taim
9 AM PST
12 noon EST
5 PM TTI time
6 PM Europe time
10 PM Pakistan/India

Ebreewun iz invited. An we hoep teh Birfday gurls will be abul to come!
It iz 9 AM fur JamamaKitty, an ai think 5 AM awn teh 18th fur MarthaV.
Hard to plan fur peepl hoo liv half a whirlled apart!

By: gascat

gascat — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:52:22 +0000

I fouted weiz deicideded dat anti- mata wuz da missn piece- or it ated da missin piece…… sumfin lik dat…..

i haz a my grain, mai foutz liddle scambled on da meds…..

momcat

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:50:41 +0000

an mush beddr dan lowrd egg speg tay shuns!

By: olympic lolcat

olympic lolcat — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:50:18 +0000

Happy Birfday cweenmj!!!!! I just came in so I couldn’t congratulate you earlier!!!

Add from teh mai Olympic Offices I brought prezent foar all ov yoo cheezpeeps!!!!

Mai prezent iz a sort movie som nice peeps maeded, but dey nowt eated it!
Yoo can download eet foar freee from deir website http://www.bigbuckbunny.org
(go to DOWNLOAD adn chose any size and file-type yoo want!!!1! )

Nao some explanations… dis movie unlike odders it is legal to download because eet is maeded bai dez nice peeps volunteerely!!!!1!
Some gud organizashuns paided foar teh super-comput-aaaaars dey needed adn foar deir gushie fuds sow dey can wurk!
The reason dey maded adn nowt eated teh movie is foar the lolz! peeps hav fun adn stufs. Sow yoo can watch deir movie adn hav many funs!

Nao som wurds foar thoz hoo mite be interested-ted:
Ther iz some peeps – nowrmal ones – from all over teh
wurld hoo are volunteers adn maek themselvs a biiiiig
softwear – yes very soft one – foar maeking cartoon movies!!!!1!
And everybodee can use eet to maek his/her own movie! Srsly!
Eeet iz called Blender but do nowt put yur fud in eet! site iz http://www.blender.org
Nao sum ov dez peeps wif som artists dey maeded teh movie I telled yoo abouts! All dez peeps are supported bai an gud organization adn foar making moneys foar further developing deir soft-wear that everybodee can use foar free dey also sell in teh site teh movie in DVD! Yoo does nowt need to buy! yoo can watch teh movie for free if yoo download eet. Just those hoo has very mannee moneys can order teh DVD if dey want to halp des gud guys!!!! xcuse me I need breath nao…. I talks too much… I hopes yoo haz great and manny funs!!!1!

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:49:53 +0000

uv cors!