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An Ai iz finkin too
Con-CATZ agin annipuss!! U 2 jk2k!! Iz jess U 2 dis tym! Awf 2 da Tybooteek wif U! N win U kumz bak, annipuss, wat U wontz 2 sillybrayt wif?
Ai fink mai ushual hawt chokklit pls. Muss get 2 bed a bit erlee 2nite Ai din’t sleap too well affer awl teh eggsitemint lass nite!
Wun hawt chokklit kumminz up!
***porez steemee hawt chokklit, egg-struh rich***
***KWKWKWKWKWXXXXxxxx putz sum wippee kreem awn tawp***
***dustz wif 70% koko paowdur***
Heer U goez — injoi n haz uh nys nyt!!
Thx Aahz. Haz u recubberd frum teh rais?
Rais, yesh. Birfdai pardee, yesh. But I fawlded daown skaytin 2dai n I haz uh hert n mai hip-boan…
But da fawl nokkded summa mai bakboanz wat wuz owt bak n deyz playsiz! U win sum, U looz sum… 
{{{{{{Aahz}}}}}} (but gently!) Hoap it iz nawt 2 paneful an soon recubberz.
G’nite naow, g’nite.
Fanky, annipuss! {{{{{annipuss}}}}}
Nitey nite 2 U 2!
Oh hai Aahz!!! like Janet, I am barreeing ur hai spot fer a genrul messij.
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*kleerz throte.*
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Deerest Cheezpeepz, I haz ben over welmded bai awl ur kind wishez adn awl uv deh fabulus prezzints u hav givinged 2 mii. I am amazed and awstruck bai deh inventivness uv u awl!!! Truulee. Tehre b no plais like this in deh entire universe. I am sooooooooo prowd 2 kalling awl uv u frenz.
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i think it will taking mii dayz 2 thanking awl uv u 4 ur kind thots. Pleez dew not b feline left owt if I habbn’t thankinged u yet. Between mai birfday brekkfust at deh cafe adn fone cawlz frum family, adn a trip 2 town, I hazn’t had much time to play wif u awl, but u noe u b in mai hart.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ {{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}}} ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Deer cweehmj! Ai am so glad yoo laiked yur birfday partee! Ov corse, what wuz there nawt to laik??? LOL!!!
Ai still havn’t thanked ebree wun frum mai birfday. *sigh* Too much to do iz NAWT an eggs cues. Ai ar laik taht in IRL, too!
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But yoo meen so much to awl ov us. Yoo shud know that. An bee told it! Becuz – ov corse we awl hoep it – but we nebber KNOW it, unless sumwun says it.
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Yoo ar in ebree sense ov teh werd a troo cheezfrend to us awl. Yoo bring laffter an joi – an bubblol rides. Yoo halp awl ov us wif teh techie things taht ar beyond ar comprehenshun. (Purrhaps ai speek awnlee fur maiself – but mennee peepl hav bin singing yur praises becuz of yur “ICHC Help” plaice).
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But best ov awl – yoo ar yurself. Moar an bedder cannawt be said.
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An – Yoo put mee a bit to shayme. *cleers throat*
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But *brightens ala Pd’B* Ai still hav taim. This iz cyberspace!
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}} Frum me, an awl teh Cheezpeepz, an awl teh lurkers, whoo ar, ov corse, also Cheezpeepz! Yur elebentymillyun frenz ar proof ov that!
Wii lurvez ya tew, cweenmj!
♥♥♥♥♥{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥
Happy Birfday cweenmj!!!!! I just came in so I couldn’t congratulate you earlier!!!
Add from teh mai Olympic Offices I brought prezent foar all ov yoo cheezpeeps!!!!
Mai prezent iz a sort movie som nice peeps maeded, but dey nowt eated it!
Yoo can download eet foar freee from deir website http://www.bigbuckbunny.org
(go to DOWNLOAD adn chose any size and file-type yoo want!!!1! )
Nao some explanations… dis movie unlike odders it is legal to download because eet is maeded bai dez nice peeps volunteerely!!!!1!
Some gud organizashuns paided foar teh super-comput-aaaaars dey needed adn foar deir gushie fuds sow dey can wurk!
The reason dey maded adn nowt eated teh movie is foar the lolz! peeps hav fun adn stufs. Sow yoo can watch deir movie adn hav many funs!
Nao som wurds foar thoz hoo mite be interested-ted:
Ther iz some peeps – nowrmal ones – from all over teh
wurld hoo are volunteers adn maek themselvs a biiiiig
softwear – yes very soft one – foar maeking cartoon movies!!!!1!
And everybodee can use eet to maek his/her own movie! Srsly!
Eeet iz called Blender but do nowt put yur fud in eet! site iz http://www.blender.org
Nao sum ov dez peeps wif som artists dey maeded teh movie I telled yoo abouts! All dez peeps are supported bai an gud organization adn foar making moneys foar further developing deir soft-wear that everybodee can use foar free dey also sell in teh site teh movie in DVD! Yoo does nowt need to buy! yoo can watch teh movie for free if yoo download eet. Just those hoo has very mannee moneys can order teh DVD if dey want to halp des gud guys!!!! xcuse me I need breath nao…. I talks too much… I hopes yoo haz great and manny funs!!!1!
Awltho aim verii late arival tew ur partii, still am bringin yew meeni wishez fur a berry happitale birfdai, an hopes dat each en ebery upcoming year brengs yew moar joy den teh last one !!!! Mi gifs tew yew are happinez, health, wealth, luv en JOY, fur awl ur daiz !!!
Fank yew Madamz!! Taht b wun uv deh bestest
wishez enneewun kud git.
{{{madamz}}}
An heer ai am again! Wif a NOO Nounce Mint!!
*The sound ov trumpets*
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HEER YE! HEER YE! HEER YE
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Awn SUNDAY, TEH 17th ov AUGUST, 2008
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we will celebrayte teh birfdays of
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Jamamakitty and MarthaV
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THE PARTEE WILL START AT THE THIRD PIKCHOOR OV THE DAY. ov the day
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6 AM ICHC taim
9 AM PST
12 noon EST
5 PM TTI time
6 PM Europe time
10 PM Pakistan/India
Ebreewun iz invited. An we hoep teh Birfday gurls will be abul to come!
It iz 9 AM fur JamamaKitty, an ai think 5 AM awn teh 18th fur MarthaV.
Hard to plan fur peepl hoo liv half a whirlled apart!
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I’z gonna have to say hippo birdies early; I’ll be riding home (six hour trip) that day.
YIKES! Time correkshun! Ai fergot weak ends ar different!
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Still THIRD pikshur ov teh day.
8 AM – ICHC taim
11 AM – PST
2 PM – EST
7 PM – TTI time
8 PM – Europe time
Midnite – Pakistan/India
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Ai hoep ai haz it rite this taim. Enewun see a misteak – let me know at wunc- pleez.
Ouchie, Aahz! Ai hoeps u iz feline bedur soon!
{{{aahz}}} hope teh bump feelz better soon!
deeep thots…
guishifud… gushifud… gushifud…… (ooo, dots!)
wut flavr?
bai Jack Handey?
uv cors!
SNL triveeuh: Jack Handey alsew cre8ted Toonces, The Driving Cat (hiz oan kitteh wuz naemed Toonces).
Bekuz, Kitteh —
Yer gud eunf, yer smart enuf, an goggiedunnit, pplz liek yew!
an mush beddr dan lowrd egg speg tay shuns!
Wut iz da mening ub lief?
42
{{{{{Aahz}}}}} Aye misamacated yoar happii hatchdai!!!
Aye sew wanna letz yu noa dat yew iz teh onlii Pervect gentleman ob mai akwaintantz, adn wun on teh pun-iest, tu.
Ohai smammie!! {{{{{{{smammie}}}}}}}
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I sew happytayl 2 gitz uh birfdai hugz frum U!! It nawt mattur ifn it b urlee, layt, oar awn tym — iz awlwaiz grate!!
Moar {{{{{smammie}}}}}
(U mayk me blusheefayz wif ur nys kawmplimintz
* ha, ha,* snikurz teh possum-lady * sawffin dem op, adn den… wham owt wif teh dubbul-barrlol pun gun wehn dey leese eggpekt it* hmmm, hmm, hmmm, ponderin wehn dat juss mite happenz……
Aye du sew lubz plaing teh pun gaemz wif yu {{{{{Aahz}}}}}, besiedz, maibii sumdai Aisle getz tu mete Gleep, wun nebber noas…
O, Gleep nawt b follerin me rownd, sew I nawt b noein ifn win himz mite shoa up rownd heer.
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Till den, U can haz wunna deze keen jyunt Ejipshun kottun beech towlz wif liddul pitcherz uv Gleep onnit…
Wowzurz! Iz nawt ebben mai birfdai, adn Aye getz ah prezzie!! Adn Aim abowtz tu getz thunderbumperz reel sune tu. Aisle bii kneadin taht jyunt Ejipshun kottun towlz tu dri mai fuzzless liddle tayle enny minut noa.
CC noas wii knead teh rayne, onlii itz gonna meen shuttin doan teh Mac ( adn gettin teh kandulz reddy), cawz Beloved Offspring juss cawled tu warne mii house hebby teh dounpoor iz adn juss house fass itz moobin… Beddur getz teh ise kreme B4 wii luz powur adn itz meltid (Aye haz mah pryoarettiez, yew noa) Iz hoepin teh hipboan iz feline beddar tumoaroh. C-ya.
Teh stoerm iz a gud eggkuze tu eat teh ise kreme! Ai hopez it passez bai wif no problemz.
kan u splain tu me abaut 42? Ai alwayz noed dat wuz teh meenin uf lief but don noe wai.
vgersmom here”s yoor answa butter doan shtop reedin afta 1 sentence
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(answer)
yoo’ll hafta cut & paste cuz the ” (answer) ” is parta the lynx
hitchers guide to the galaxy. It is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. The answer (42) could be discovered by a super computer. However the question could not. The computer could design the organic computer system to discover the question, taking 10 million years or so. This computer, built on Magrathea, known as….(dramatic music) EARTH.
unfortunately, the Vogon constructor fleet destroyed the EARTH minutes before the program finished running.
Hmmmmmm. Wut wud CC do?
Ohai Cheezfrenz,
♥♥♥
– It will gib yoo happy thots an dreamz ov al manner ov amazing fings. Yoo will have teh sounds ob birdies singin so beyuttifully an all teh liddle kreatchures will gavver at yaw feet an shower yoo wiv love.
♥♥♥
Sowwe to innerupt this fred,but I need to hang a liddle notice heer if yoo doan mind.
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Ahem…*Tidmum rides in berry layte,on her sootcase awn weels,awl pakked fer Lolidays ……*
Happitayl Birfday cweenmj
*spin an twirl an caper an Prance*
*Doin a happitayl Birfday danse*
I maded you a nice cushun frum Spun gold an silver. Iz a majjikal cushun. Wen yoo snuggle it, a Golden kitteh will appeer an gib yoo lots of schmoos an hedbonks an kitteh kisses.It will sing teh moast beyutimuss songs to yoo, an keep yoo filled wiv Cheezlub always.
HappiTayl Birfday oh cween of Cheezland
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Happitayl Birfday to Jamamamamamamamakitty for Sunday.
(I shall be away eetin Cornish Pasties an Seaside Rock)
Got fed up wiv ‘Argate’ an goin to Cornwall fer a few days
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I wish for you a Wunnerful day,an want to say sowwee I can’t be heer in person.
I bring you a gift of Majjikal Froot tree,for yor Yard. Wen yoo sit unner heer-it wont frow apples at yoo
*Spin an Twirl an caper an Prance*
* Doin a Happitayl Birfday danse*
Happitayl Birfday Jamamakitty
Tidmum, dat b soooooo prittee. I will putting deh kushun under mai hed tonite adn habbing sweet dreemz 4 shur!! Thank yew!! {{{tidum}}}
Eever tayks me wif U, R mebbe I kin haz dat cushun? I need hedbonks an lurve, mai stoopid poolguy borkt mai birfday prezzie – a solar powrd pool fowntin. I haz da sad an da mad. Poop.
Wanna be in Cool Cornwall hazzin a Pimms limmunayd an lookin et stuff… [powt]
i can has cheezburger?
Shur!
Hier u go..
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wow a dubble-dubble cheboiger, *salivate profusely (aka-drool)*
Ohai, conga shu lacez anni, nd jk2. Ai wuz tu lait fur partee nd awlmost gawt heer awn tiem. Ai imajin da sillibratin haz bin a lawt fur tudai awlredy. wut wud yu stil liek?
Ai fink Aahz iz fiksin me sum hawt chokklit, thx Gma – den Ai will trie 2 get 2 bed a bit sooner dan lass nite. Ai haz a tyred!
oahi, [[[[[anni]]]]], ai has a tired tudai tu. haz bin tu hawt tu be sleping gud. Nawt az hawt az sumtiemz but mai fetez getz puft up nd felez liek skin iz awn tu tite. Ai kepe traing tu fined a kuulur plais fur dem tu fele beddur so doan goze tu slepe til 2 klok oar so. Gawtz tu du sum haowse klene tu . grandkidz ar cuming Sunnidai nd ar lerjik tu dust nd katharez. Ai spent 2 “wurk daiz” maiking chutney wif da nawt secund plie ub wurmy appulz. wil hab moar nekst weke fur applause. Dey awlwaiz getz tu wurmy tu gib awai but stil taistz gud. da wurmz lieks dem.
Yu getz a gud nite nd wil se yu tuomoro.
Thx Gma – Ai hoap u haz a bedder nite – itz mizrubul bein too hawt an nawt sleapin.
G’nite!
its teh awful wen ur feetses is hawt or don feelz gud. U is gud tu maek teh chutney frum teh wurmy appluz – dat saoundz taestee.
this may sound a little weird, take some ice-cubes, and rubbing alcohol, and soak a towel with them. the towel will be x-tra cold so be careful with it. In extreme heat environments a towel draped around your neck can be a life-saver. I’m thinking it should be able to help your feet as well.
Thx tu yu awl fur yur sugjeshunz. akshully ai hab a smal ebapuratib blankee ai putz awn da fut ub da bed nd it heops but semez tu warm up in wun plase nd hab tu moob. Wisht ai gawt a biggur wun but wuz kined ub munnyish. Naow iz eben moar. b4 ai hab dat wuns oar twicet ai put a drop ub pepurmint oil awn da wet towl nd cubbur wif dat..
{{[[Aahz}}}]getz yur hurtz beddur. Intresting wun hurt heped da uvvur. Ai went tu roler skate party wen ai wuz teenee nd sum idjit playz crak da wip. mai talebony wuz crakt nd hurted fur yeeerz until wen ai wuz preggurz. gess yu cant du dat fur getting beddur. Nebbur bovvured me agen.
the first time I broke my tail-bone, and I really hammered it (pogo stick incident) that’s what I was told it would take to repair the damage……..guess what……..it’s still hammered flat.
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Another thing you can do is soak your top sheet in water, wring it out, and put it on top of you when you go to bed. If you have a fan running, you’ll cool down pretty quickly. If you don’t want to soak the sheet, you can do the same thing with a bath towel (hunnert dollar or not) — the towel would actually stay damp longer than the sheet. Small wet towels strategically placed on your feet, your neck, your back, or your hip (depending on the position in which you sleep) can also do wonders.
Good luck!
ooooooo, that sounds like a good one.
LOL – I had the same thought about your suggestion, Dan!
It kin git berry hawt heer n Florida. Ai haz 2 stoar dese idears awai (awn papurr) n cayse ov a hurricayne-relayted powr owtij (noe powr, noe ayr condishuning, noe compooter).
a penny foar my thots?
Dey iz werf moar dan dat!
Oar bofe?
A kwarter fur yur unnerwayr!
ohai how iz Uz, I fink I ar seeing Uz aftur a long tyme.
I fink we has talked befoh.
Welcome back!
Hmmm…fudz r napz? Desishunz, desishunz….
Bofe p’raps.
on deh nature of the universe
is kittehstein
pondering on deh speed of lite
and curvatures of space
shpecfisically: At present, the density of ordinary baryons and radiation in the universe is estimated to be equivalent to about one hydrogen atom per cubic meter of space. Only about 4% of the total energy density in the universe (as inferred from gravitational effects) can be seen directly. About 22% is thought to be composed of dark matter. The remaining 74% is thought to consist of dark energy, an even stranger component, distributed diffusely in space. Determining the nature of this missing mass is one of the most important problems in modern cosmology and particle physics.
Ai got as fur as “the density of ordinary baryons” and den mai brayn went “la la la”
;D purrfect *gleefull grinnin*
mah brain sed PUH an ran awai larrffin down teh hall.
stoopee brain.
:::::::::::transplantz kitteh braNE intew dawn key hed::::::::::
Smart kitteh ….. is smart.
but can knot make shmiles write
kitteh is attempting to derive the Grand Unified Theory?
Iz Uz a physics cat or a math cat?
is queshun fur 2(b+w+s)
fizz6
me2!
an U libs in the land of the merry rite?
onna Cheshirepeek Bay
an aslo if it kan be nommed…
Well, I read once that galaxies are made up of stars and dust, and that the intergalactic space is filled with dust. What that says to me is that not only does Nature abhor a vacuum, but she won’t pick up a broom either!
An iffin she duzzint – y shud ai?
I fouted weiz deicideded dat anti- mata wuz da missn piece- or it ated da missin piece…… sumfin lik dat…..
i haz a my grain, mai foutz liddle scambled on da meds…..
momcat
A Quartter Pounder!? NOM!
I haz a ponder? I fink I’d prefer a quarter-ponder, too!
aifinks ai wil maek teh tuna caser-rol, oar maibe teh grild salmon wif som lemon. ai cantz desides…
teh tuna caser-rol gibs u teh lefobers wich am gud teh nexday – adn u habs mor tiem fur fun insted ob cukin.
Hmmmmmmm
(It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.)
Ai’ll beleeb u…
Dont die b4 u rite down teh pruf for teh rest of ux plzkthx.
Waol, ebben ifn himz duz dy, himz gotz 8 moar lyvz wif wich himz kin rite it daown wif…
.. unless him gtz distraktid by anuther pretty, fuzzy theorem
oh wells himz proof wazzunt eben marginal anywayz
Is you Fercat?
aahhhh grasshoppa yoo b vry wise
Pinky, ams you pondering wut I’s ponderng?
Aifinkso, Brayne – buttif dey cawled it a “Sad Meal,” noebuddee wud buy it.
WP is nommin commintz agin. Ai haz tried postin this linkee menne tiemz (wiffowt teh leddurs dat yoozhullee cauz teh problumz), sew ai tries again wif no abatar.
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Linkee fur teh Pinkee an teh Brayne fanz (all teh “pondering” kwotes):
http://www.sph.umich.edu/~rwatt/ponderin.htm
Mai grand otter just grajated frum umich. ai wundur if dis iz wut she lurned. Shez spozed tu be heer sunnydai tu bisit so ai’l aks if ai memburz . belo wuz abowt ” Buddhahead” Mai huzbum iz Calif. born Japanese nd haz uzed dat turm offen abowt hiz kined ub peeplez. and hiz fmalee wuz nawt stil buddhist.
Kitteh, am u finking wut ai r finking?
Oh, and…uh…*splorty-splort-splort, splorty-splorty-splort…aaaaaand splort*!!!
Ohai OOBARK. Ai calz teh CCC fur u adn dis tiem ai maeks shur dey don uze teh plastikwrap awn ur brayn.
*sweeps up OOBARKs brayns intu a nies neet pyle*
*skoops dem bak intu his hed*
*patz dem down nies and tite in his hed*
*putz on niez nu CHRG/wdoi*
*hans him a floofly blankie wif dukkies on it an a cuppa hot choklit an a chokit possum*
U feline bettur?
*MUSH* betterer, fanks, vgersmom. Ai can haz uh hawt chocklit ro go wif teh possum, plz?
kthxbai
oh absololutelee! Awl u want!
fang queue
*pantpantpant* teh burfday fairy haz finally maded it onto teh furd lol, to leev teh burfday greetings for all teh burfday peepz an for cweenmj!! kthxbai!
U had a bizzee dae, burfday fairy! Lotz of peepulz habbin de burfdaes dis week (gess Decembur is a kold and borin tiem). Hiers a nies cup of choklit melk to refresh u.
burfday fairy haz sined owt, her sez to say fanks for teh chonklit milk an wuz very refrshenizing!
Ennybuddee notis da burfdai fary haz da saim akcent az cweenmj?
I nom therefour I iz
Ai is pink, der4 Ai is Spam
fillet mignion or porter house steakes?
wun uv eech, plz
kthx
Thinking cat is thinking. Rodin…eat your heart out.
Kitteh iz finking, “Corms. Ah do nawt has dem.”
u haz a fing fur corms, don u?
ai is finkin, “ai has a corm. hurtz mai toes. DO NOT WANT!!!”
I lubs this kitteh
I maded 2 lols wid dis kitteh but they was not selected
if you has a curious Uz can find demz in mah lolz
kitteh is so serious and so pretteh
luks like herz ar doing her Quantum Mechanics Homework
or sumfing equally brainy…
Ai wuz going tew sai…luuks laik him is…uh…studying…ummm…hard…ahem.
possibly, but then I’ve seen peeps expending the same level concentration picking out nail polish…..soes, ya nebber knoes, ya knoes?
or mebbe lukin at playkitteh?
Dan, duz u spending a lot uv tyme in deh nail polish aisle?? Y???
yeah, hay iz thatta zexyst remake?
nope….gotta sister, and over the last 20 years have dated wimmens, and gone….(dun-dun-duuuuunnnnnn) shopping with them (usually under some duress).
Yu waers a dress to go shawpin wiv wimmins?! Nai tahts wut Ai cawl “gettin in tuch wiv yur feminininin syd”!
(enable brogue) eeehhts nout ah drrrreessss, eeehhts ah kilt, whot errre ye blind?
and do ya remember a month or so back, the bit about mai wakin’ up “brayded”?
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nuff said.
Loves et.
Well, vgersmom, Ah finks corms iz berry importens, and kittehs isn’t nawt is haves dem enufs.
An rasims, too.
yummmm. raisms…..
Ai haz a ponder, an it taystses liek kittee gravvul… Iz nawt so grayt…
onceajinx! B! Hao AR yoo! It iz so nice to see yoo! It’s bin a reeleek, reelee long taim since yoo were heer. Oar, at leest since ai saw yoo! Ai’ve bin goan sumwaht too – purrhaps yoo were heer when ai wusn’t.
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But ai hav reelee mist yoo! Ar yoo coming bak, too!? To be heer moar offen??? That wud bee ust so grate!
Ratzafratza WP….
*Handz NS a chokklit martoonee*
*taekz it — eben tho she just drank wun on anudder fred*
*slurp*
Mmmm — datz yummeh, cweenmj. Fanks!
*relaxes a liddul*
But is dere enny FISH in dis ponder?
Hed-desk!
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:-} how u maek smiley -not want to download teh viral ones(mah teknical abilities let me show ewe them)
ai lerned bai poyntin mai maus at sumone’s smiley – it shoes how to maek it.
try this from weird pretzel itself:
faq.wordpress.com/2006/06/04/what-smilies-can-i-use/
Okay?:cool:
haz tu add the http stuff yu noa….
fanku smammie! ai nu der wuz a linkie but ai didn noe it.
iz dat liek “Aye furgotz wut Aye cuddint bemember” ?
yew jus nebber noes wut yew duzznt noes………. aflak!!!
Ai fergetted moar den ai eber nu!
I haz a ponder uf wut dis iz on mai paw. Iz it bluberry I wunder?
skotch taep maibii… werks whel furr moas aminal pikturz… az duz buddur, awltho goggies liek piinut buddur bestest
Hmmm
“To Serve Man”
…omg…it’s a cukbuk!!!
Twilight Zone ref….FTW!!!
i seez ur problem, ur maths sum iz wrong and ur tutor iz a lolcat!
Kitteh: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Me: I don’t know, burlap chaffs me so.
Ai has a Finker!
Rodin in fur!!1!
Tihs iz wan verii smart kittoon!
Thatz iz quarter ponder wiht cheez.
Thxbai.
Is “PAWnder!” I haz a pawnder!