timing… … i has it.
timing… … i has it.
if onlee fud wuz awlwayz dis ez 2 git.
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and u haz nomz too!
Congratshumalashuns Hashim. We haz a tye. Shall we goe 2 teh tye booteek?
fank u Annipuss!!
letz go to da ty booteek!!
I am shor teh booteek has meny ob teh baer necesesesesities …
(mor cawfee reekwyrd. sorry … )
Conga rats 2 Hashim an annipuss- caviar, smokeded salmoon r tooona fur u????
smoked salmon!! WANT!!
heer u goez, elebenty smokeded salmoon fur u!!!
enjoi!!!!
YUM!!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
MMMMMMMMM
Yummy! Ai’ll juss taek teh smoaked sammun, thx!
heer u goez mai lady, elebenty smoaked sammun fur u 2. enjoi!!!!
Hai AfriCat!
May ai pleez hang thiz heer?? It needz to bee neer teh top. Thanks!
and wun moar announcment
On Fry Day, the 15th ov August
There will be a BURFDAY PARTEE
. . fur
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♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ CWEENMJ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
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6 AM ICHC taim
9 AM PST
12 noon EST
5 PM TTI time
6 PM Europe time
10 PM Pakistan/India
(The THIRD pikchoor ov the day)
Ebreewun iz invited. Bring prezzies oar just yurselves.
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cweenmj
August 13th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
*hint: i b liking chokklit.*
Beer haz gud noms
Fishies groe brayn 
Konga-ratz Hashim for tawp-spawt of TY, hao wud u lyk tu silly-breat?
i’d liek sum hawt choklitt naow!!
fank u WiljamiDzay!!
just what I was thinking Hashim!
NOMNOMNOM!
Ohai yvi!!
GMTA, no??!!
i guess so hashim. ;D
Hashim – ai am so glad it iz yoo hoo ar at teh top (Conga Ratz – dansing – but fullee clothed in their prittee costyooms – fur yoo an Annipuss!) becuz ai need to hang awll teh announcemints up heer! an ai know yoo wont mind.
An thanks eneway!
MAY AI HAV YOUR ATTENSHUN PLEESE
THE RACE IS ON TODAY – 14 AUGUST 2008 – AT 3 PM EST (9 AM ICHC TIME) TO CELEBRATE TEH BIRFDAY OV AAHZ!!
9 AM ICHC = 12 noon PST = 3 PM EST = 8 PM TTI time = 9 PM Europe time = Midnight for Pakistan/India This iz the FOURTH pikchur ov teh day. (shud be, eneway)
Watch thiz spot fur “Hao to do a rayce” fur awl teh noo peepl!
Ohai janet!!
i wont mind at all, u can haz all da space u want!
and fank u fur da sillybrashunz!!
I fink dat JCH4K means EDT nawt EST. Most of Amurka is on Daylight Savings Time naow. It heps to know yer timezone.
wat do yoo mean by europe time? lolz, what is da time for de UK? It is GMT +0 time for UK.
fank yoo!
At teh moment, UK tiem iz GMT +1hower – iz Brutish Summer Tiem (Awl dat iz missin iz teh summer)
Troo dat ,annipuss
Ewwwwww!! I noe likes dis green pointy abatar!!!
I looks awl MEH !
Meh got 2 streang lukin avatar :O
(Looks awl MEH on sonndee-moar-nings
)
Hai cuudude. Yoo see the taim under yur nayme? That is ICHC taim.
sorree – yoo must bee noo – TTI iz UK taim. TTI meen Teenee Tinee Ingerland.
AN
An Europe iz the rest of Europe. Besides, nobuddee thinks ov TTI az Europe – nawt REELEE, eneway.
k thnx, but the time under my nayme is 1 hour in front of brittish time! I know when to come to de race now! fank you!
Fank you 4 the info on the time!
*pssst* Luk agin – its eleben howrs BEHYND TTI tym!
Oh noes!! Yoo has a angree fayce abatar!!!
We can has priddy Amber or Roof james nommin a skon plz? Dems mush moar beeyootiful
Dit is becos we Juropeeants are on summer tyme, cuudude!!! Iz awl bery complikayted. But is important 2 rememburr TTI is ur hoam cantry, cos dat abbref … abreef …. shoart nayme is used bery often on ICHC. Ai can’t be dere 2 rayce wif yoo cos ai need 2 go and see mai dad and he has nawt intert00bes, so no moar cheezwurld 4 me until Sunday. But u go and have fun! Kthxbai.
HAO TO DOO THE RAYCE
1. LOL! Know yur taim zone! So yoo can bee there awn time!
2. Prepare an entree commint. Hav it reddee to payste into teh commint box az soon az teh noo pikchoor iz up.
3. Be waiting at teh propurr taim fur teh pikchoor to appeer. Yoo will probablee hav to refresh menee taims.
4. Az soon az yoo see teh noo pikchoor – paste in yur commint to the commint box an hit “add comment” az fast as yoo can.
5. Tehn – return to yur awn commint an – in teh “add commint” box , tell us waht yoo were riding oar driving oar . . .however yoo were mooving! !
6. Awl entrantz in teh furst minnit ar winners. Entrants in teh second minnit ar finshers. But ov corse teh nawt second wun is teh Grand Champion.
7. MOAST IMPORTANT! If yoo ar NAWT in teh rayce – PLEEZ doo nawt commint until awl teh racers ar in! So yoo shud just watch until it iz cleer the racers hav finished befoar yoo say enething.
8. An even then, it wud be nice if no one comminted at awl awn teh racers commints. It iz much moar cleer what happened in the rayce if we cud keep thiis spayce cleen.
– thiz iz – well – probablee just nawt gonna happen.
BUT – since yoo ar awl kittehs –
Under this Ai will show yoo teh last rayce – so yoo can see hao it unfolded.
An enewun hoo iz NAWT racing iz requested to refrayn frum commenting until teh rayce iz over.
.
So – there we ar. Awl lioned up – wayting fur the next pikshur to com up. an hitting the refresh laik crayzee.
.
Tehn – teh pikshoor iz up – an away we go!
An – this is verree important. Yoo need to hav a prepared commint – reddy to be paysted into yur commint box. so – yoo see the next pik
MOOOVIN awn! lolcatburgarr browt. It iz the LAST race we had – awn Kentucky Derbe Day. It wuz Rosie’s birfda. Yoo can see waht an akchool rayce luks laik! The peepl in at 6:01 ar teh racers.
Here is link to teh “Run for teh Rosie” race. Fun stuffs!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/02/funny-pictures-schrodinger-xperimint/
Heer iz what cweenmj rote yesterday – in anser to a question bai Hashim about comminting.
cweenmj
August 13th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
If u b lukkee enuf to get to deh 9 am pitcher wen it sez “no commint” ur furstest ( I sed deh F werd) commint iz yer “race entry.” it shud b a birfday messij to Aahz. A hole bunch will show up wif the 9:00 oar 9:01 timestamp on dem. Pleez to not b putting a “reply” on ennee uv doze race entreez. Dat way ebbreewun hoo lukz at feh fred will seeing awl uv deh race entreez in a row. Just like deh foto finnish at a race!! U kin b making commintz after deh race, just not replieze on deh race entreez.
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I think that’z wut Janet ment.
R awl uv da tyms qwoted dat r north uv eqwaiter aksually ’summer’ or ‘dailightz sabin’ tymes? Ifz im gonna set mai alarum tu getz up at 5am mai tymes, dis iz importantz.
Still notz shur ai kan du dis. Husbin tinks me n ICHC r loonee.
Yes – they ar. Just yur nermal (fur us) north ov the eek wader taims.
.
an dont feel bad. We awl haz teh sayme problim. Teh rest ov tep peepl we liv wif think we ar crazee. They just dont kwite unnerstand.
*Ly wakes up, yawning*
Oh, good moarnin!
Aiz sposedta nekkid dans agen todae, Ai finkso.
u are? *prepares popcorm an waits fur da musik*
*moosik starts plaein*
Ohai evribuddi!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Gotcha!
Not now… I have a Haddock
awe…ur jest bein shelfish!
everyfing in its time an plaice …
Timing – ai haz it nawt! Off fur cawfee again!
Oooh Janet, u haz an abatar! Wye haz u got ur mouf taeped up?
Oh Annipuss! These uglee thingz were “foyssted” upawn us bai WP, ai think. Oar purrrrrhpas to moove us finallee to get teh abatar we reelee wanted. Ai’ve bin saying fur weeks an weeks ai wud doo it! Nao ai am REELEE motivated!
oh janet!
we should fight wierd press!!
ur quilty fing waz mah favourite uf all quilty fingz *sigh*
but naow dese uglee faeces r… well, very uglee!
Ai is tryin to get a priddy avatar but Ai has had to do it wiv a gnu emayul……still waytin for mai commets to appeer
*taps fut imp ay shuntly*
It iz kwite eezee 2 maek ur own abatar – u juss fined a pikchoor u liek and den werk ur wai froo teh updaet ur profiel fingy.
Eezee fur ebreewun but mee, deer Annipuss. Ai am teh dunce ov awl dunces wehn it comes to things laik this.
Ai cudn’t eben turn maiself bloo! Lolcatburglar did it fur mee.
i can tellz u how to if u wantz!!
k…
1. u have to hab a word press account. if u dont, u could get it on http://www.wordpress.com. ober dier, u need to give ur user naem as anyfing, cauz after u hab created ur account, dier iz an option fur display name publicly as…
2.once u maek ur account and do da settings according to ur needz, go to ur dashboard( note: nawt global dashboard!) and dier iz an option in da right side to change ur abatar. wen u select da picture for ur abatar, sign out of word press and ICHC and close da browser. Den, sign in both agayn and u can see ur abatar here
at ICHC!!
.
dis way should wurk…
Doan fur-gitz 2 kleer cookeez aftur lawgin owt n b4 lawgin bak n agin…
*sigh*
Ai has had to set up a gnu emayul to get a gnu werdpress accownt so nao Ai am waytin to be “approovd” an mai commets to sho up.
*taps fut imp ay shuntly*
In teh meen tym Ai has a fugly, grumpy avatar. Harumph! Ai perfurred teh kwilts!
Mee too! ai wuz going to doo it – but in no hurree, becauz ai rather laiked mai prittee bloo kwilt an thot it sooted mee. But this wun – ai donut wish to hav peepl looking at that an thinking ov me! PLEH! I say! LOL!!
An I gots this weerd purple fayce. Pleh, I say! It luks crabby! Wher is mah green kwilt? I luks crabby an feelz nekkid!
Umm, *puts paws on hips, spins in frunt uv mirror* duz this noo purple avatar mayk me luk fat?
Yes, yoo awl needs abatars. Dese new fangled fingies are nuthing laik teh sweet cheezpeeps dat ai ushually meet here. Pleh.
It must bee teh bare speeking. Teh fish iz laik mee – taiming iz sumwhat off!
Sushi!!!! Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
Now for a nice bass shake!
bass-o-matic ref? ftw!
Bass iz mai sekond favrit beer!
Wut’s yur furst (thirst?) fayvrit? Ai lyk spekkuld hen
Shepherd Neame’s organic “Whitstable Bay” Mai sonn brung me six bottlez last tiem he bisited. He sed “ai haz brung sum grosereez” *clunk*
Have one… just for the Halibut
Oh NOES Ar we starting so urlee? *sigh* If it must bee dun – then ai’l “bite!”
*snikur*
♫ Salmon Janet evening. . . ♫
*head. desk.*
Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom with Marlin Parkings
(you tryin’ to school us in fish puns JCH4K?)
*guffaw* Salmon Janet evening – that’s verreh GUD!!!! LOL!
I wuz dryvin rownd n daowntaown Atlantis. Mai Barruhkooduh wuz n da shop sew I wun n uh rintid Steengrai, n it wuz obberheetin. Sew I pullded n2 uh Shell stayshun. Da mekannik sed I’d blown uh seel. I sed, “Jess fiks da darn fing n leev mai pryvit lyf owt uvvit!”
liddle possum kurlz op adn plaice ded… pointy-nooz tu lawng tu heddesk
FTW Dr. Demento & Kip Addotta!
O! Mai! Dese mew abbatars are reeely bad! I luks lik dose sharkies on Shark Week.
Pleh!
How ‘bowt dis one:
Roe, roe, roe yoor bote, jently down teh streem….
ohai, Daisy the Curly Cat. Wut’s ur sign?
I thinks I be an Aquarius. This cood be bad becuz I do not likes teh
wattur.
awe! den wii kan’t get tanked? *sniff*
I gots an idear! We can go into a terrarium ’stead of an aquarium!
We hab gotz dis far imtu teh tred n no ‘mullet milkshakes’ jokes? Shame! Wehr r awl da Montee Pi-thon fans?
Union bear workin’ for scale(z).
Bear trap!
(impersonates dokumentoy voice)
it is at dis part uf de rivre wher teh samolns literally jumps into the moufs of teh waiting bears
(impersonates dokumentoy voice)
it is at dis part uv teh riber ware teh ebil bears kontinew dere haynus skeem uv specicide (species-cide), ambushing teh pore unsuspekting salmnlols.
Hahaha! Yoo sed “Haynus”! Hahhahaha!
What? Oh. My Mommie sed dat is not a bad werd. Nebber mind.
Funny. You don’t has it : (
*poynts at lolllllllllolololol, laffs lowdly!!! *phew* Finally, sumwun hooz avatar luks unhappyer than myne!
*hi-5’s lolllllllllolololol* Well, we wayrs owr unhappy avatars togethur! Sawree fur teh laffin . . . Culdint halp mahself!
{{{{{Jeorge}}}}} yoar abatar, iz jus sew yu!!!! House dat tummy prollum?
Haow come beez ur abatar awl pointy-ends?
I can has fishie?
kthx
here is a fishie 4 u!
enjoy!
lolbear eats the fishie and licks himz lipz
fanks cuudude!
BTW did Uz get Ur nu kitteh?
OT – haz ennywun seen PB2K laytely? Iz it neggst week she goes into teh horspital? I duzzint member teh dayte, but I thort it wuz mid-August.
Wuz eeckthecat promissing to chek in on her an giv us an updayte in teh horspistal?
Kthx!
Ohai gremlin! O, PB2K awlriddee b n da horspittle. Herz leevded uh messij awn da CheezFrindz Yahoo groop saiyin herz b chekded n, n herz gittin settlded n herz rume wif herz lappytawp n wyrliss InnerToobz. Herz b taylin da herz bowt 2 b “MUD-blud”!
“MUD” meenin “Matchded Unrilaytid Doaner” uv da blud herz b gittin, sew dat wood mayk MUD-blud” 
Nys 2 C herz habbin teh Scents o’ Hyoomer ebben n da horspittle!
Deer Burgers,
I has a sad.
…..*sniff..sniff.. sob…*
ICHC is apposed to be a happitayl playce,wiv Happitayl frenz.
Now we all haz angree,sad ,skarey an PLEH! Abatars!!
I noes it wuz nastee WP whut maded dese feengs,but dem is nawt nice atall.
Can yoo borree Kafleens Dawnkee hoofs an Staff, an Hoof dem an smite dem til dem brings bak ower Qwilts or sum Happytayl Abatars Plz?
Juss askin,
Tidmum.
Yah, Tidmum, teh nu abatars am PLEH.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
but i thought u were only doin da dance for 24 hourz!?
i fink we all should e-mail ICHC to bring da quilty abatarz back…
dey just mite do sumfin… we can e-mail dem by da “suggestions or sumfin” thingy wen u log in…. all uf us should do dat and pweaze dun be sad tidmum!!
Ai has sent a nemail to the Cheezes. Ai told them that teh new abatars were nawt so good, acshually. I finkso the main problem is that so many of teh moufs are in a frown or a sad or a grimace or an angry. Whereas most peeps here are more the smily type, most of teh time. We’ll see wut happens.
Photoshop, I can has it
Ackshuly, im not shure if this is teh exact photo, but I read an article about a famous photo of a bear catching a fish, much like this one, and the photographer is absolutely exasperated that nobody believes it’s real. People see the print and they shake their heads muttering “Photoshop.” Other photographers have the same reaction.
But he really did take it. He really did catch that moment. He’s got the original image (not sure if it was film or digital). But in this day and age, nobody believes it.
CH, I did nawt see yur cawment befour I roted mine which is way down at teh bottom. I finkso it is Galen Rowell’s pikshur. if you google images for brown bear fish katmai, you get menny ov these becaus at teh samon run tiem menny bears catch fish lieke tihs, but teh best pikture to me is Rowell’s which is tihs LOL I beleev. Awlso, unfour — unfnt — too bad but iz copyriteded an we shud not be yuusin it.
There are more than wun of these images (lotsa bears nomming lotsa salmons ai finkso). Here’s wun on a de-moty-vashunal poster
.
http://www.despair.com/ambition.html
Deer Cheez an Tofu,
Yesh, I argreez wif Tidmum. Deez Abatarz R much PLEH! Ebry 1ce in awyle derz an abatar wif a kyoot kitteh fays. Mebbe U can has ‘puter porgram dat putz difrnt sweet kitteh fays wif owr kommintz. We’s lyk dis vry much.
Fanks,
Panther
Avatar Test…
Pleh…
Me too…
Datza pritteh ebil smyol yoo gotz ther, Ebil Maus.
suits da ebil naem
I look like a demented duck or something. Feh!
well, at least they got teh demented part right
Me three…
Herro?
I am a noobee and wud lyk 2 sai Hi!
Ohai Ginnylou, welkum to teh niesest plaec awn teh interwebs!
ai’m awlmost skeered tew log awt uv Wierd Press tew sii mai noo abatar. ai’ll jest stick wif mai pensel sketch, aifinkso!
Too badd dis iz foto shoppd…iz not a sammun.
too bad you’re wrong. it’s not a photoshop job.
I haetz tu bee a wet blankie, but I suzpekt tihs pikshur is copyrited an shuddent be heer. I finkso it is teh imaj by Galen Rowell of “Alaskan Brown Bear, Katmai National Park”. Tehr ar menny piksurs of bears katching the fish, butt taht purrfec alinement of teh samon going down teh froat – I finso taht is Rowell’s an I’m shure he had it copyriteded.
it’s on the cover of my zoology textbook from college. it is definitely copyrited.
Galen Rowell iz ded. Ai thot he did moar landskapes, nawt animals, but ai cud be rong. Ai iz jus rememberin udder pikchurs bai him.
Fotoshop. Yu definitlii hazzit.
Timing- the photographer has it.
dat photo is legit…
resolushun too tiny heer, but if u evr see teh real ting, check out teh expresshun on teh face of teh fish. he look so surprised, iz hilarious.
timing: nawt so much for fisheh
the has it