kittehs may hav shifted
kittehs may hav shifted durin delivereh
sum assemblee required as well.
picture: Katie. lol caption: Totakeke
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
sold by volume
…not by wait.
teh voluum getz preddy lowd in rashio to da wait fr teh fud.
Nawt-sekkund kawl: “mreow”
Sekkund kawl: “Mroooww”
Fird kawl: “MROOWooowww!”
Forf kawl: “MRAAOOWWWW!!1!”
Fif kawl: NOM NOM NOM awn ur ankul wehn u gits mi owta heer.
AAAAAAAAAAACK
sound o hyuman who getz bited on ankul. Voluuum exceeds decibell level deem’d saef fr mammalz.
COMPLETELY off topic—Foar dose ob yoo hoo doan gett ober tew cheezfrenz, ai hadd tew tayk Mr. Altosinger to the ER lass nyte—hee hadd anuvver flayr-up ob teh ulcerative colitis. Sew himz iz in teh horsepistol. Ai’d preshiayt yoor prairs! kthxbai
An tehse noo abatars aer reeeely straynj!
Awwww1!!!!! Hoeps iz hoemz fazt!
I’m prayin fur him n u, too!
{{{{{{{{{{altosinger}}}}}}}}}}
hope Mr. Altosinger comes home soon safe and sound
{{{altosinger N hubby}}}
Ai prai fur yew adn teh mistur tew hab kwik recobry adn gud feels bery soon. Teh ulcerative colitis is teh PLEH! Sry fur yew both♥♥♥♥
LOL!!!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Wait… Whut?
iz kitteh lojik. most itemz (e.g. serial) souled by weight, not voluum o box. yu noes dat kittehz doo fings diffruntlee, rite?
p.s. yr abatar is teh funnnneeeeeee!
How about this one? I look like a demented duck or something…
“…oar sumfin…”
…
Iz “demented” da saym fing az “ebil”?
Ohai,Aahz!
Frum teh cheezfrenz digests dat ai am trying to katch up awn,it luks liek ai missed yer birfday…..sorree !!!!
Happee Belated Birfday !!!
Itz nawt layt — it b 2dai!! Fanky!
O, n derez gunna b uh rais awn da 3 PM EDT (9 AM CheezTym) Lolpic. B dere oar b … um … nawt dere
hapi birfdaiz 2 j00!
hapi birfdaiz 2 j00!
hapi bifdaiz fer Aahz
hapi birfdaiz 2 j00!
Ohai Aahz!
Ai wunna b tehre, but ai hab appoyntmint! :o(
So, nao u getz annudder Birfdaa sawng:
(mai mommycat yust 2 sing tihs):
Happy Birfdaa, Happy Birfdaa, just foor yuuuuuu!
Happy Birfdaa, n maa awl yur dreeeeemz kuuum truuuu!
Wen u blo owt teh kaaandulz, wun lyt staaaz aglo,
Taht’s teh luv-lyt in yur hart, wer’eeeer yuuuu goooo!
{{{{ Aahz }}}}
Hugz n cheezluv!
Hippo, birdies, tu ewes!
Hippo, birdies, tu ewes!
Hippo, birdies, deer, Aahz!
Hippo, birdies, tu ewes!
Panda, hippo, gnu, deer!
LyP
oh, adn kittehz mix metaforz, alsew, wif teh volume. kleer az Mudd nao?
(I’m sure harcortfentonmudd cud splain it if it involved munnies)
Harcourt Fenton Mudd!! Have you been drinking again?!
GMTA Maus! Lawtsa Trek fanz heer 2dai!
“Wat have U bin dewin? Yoov bin dreenkin agin, n kuraowzin! U loe-daown, gud-4-nuffin…”
“Shuddup, Stella”
“fing… fing… fing… fing……”
[channelin voyz o Deanna]
i sense a liszt here. Would you like to share?
wayz Mudd and/or otter ebil doerz be pun ished:
Deth by Abatar
Deth by Bom Squad misteak (frm yesterdae)
Deth by Chokolate overdoze
Deth by Demented Abatarz
Deth by Ebil Maus’s shenananaiganz
Deth by F…
Deth bai Frytnin Abatarz
Deth bai Goggiez, Mad
Deth bai Hyenaz, Laffin
Deth bai Icky Abatarz
Deth bai J…
Flippin nastee abatars
Gharstlee abatars
Horriblol abatars
Insultin abatars
J…
Jerry Springer gests
Klingons
Lowd moosic plaied ober nd ober (whutebber tipe ebil doer haets)
M…
Monsturus abatars
Narstee abatars
Obnockshus abatars
P…
provide them an innertube and tell them to opens a werdpress accownt….
Poopy avatars
Quite awful avatars
Ridiculous avatars
Stoopy avatars
T. . .
*snicker* akshullee, i find them mildly hilarious, but very distracting.
Conga ratz sweetpea! Drinksies n’ dansies?
shure! sinz i be goin fr teh volume/weight fing writed on serial boxes,
howbout a serial theme. mebbee sumfin Total lee devoid o’ nootrishun?
say, Capn Krunch? with a side o doze Oreo Cookee serialz?
donutz wif jelli?
Jelli has froot innit, rite? So its Helfy an Gud For Yu!
An brandee iz maed frum froot…..
appl piez r maed frum froot.
froot-bai-da-fut iz maed frum froot.
Twinkeez?
ick, tose tings last 4evar.
Datz kuz ebben da jurmz nawt wanna nom dem! N yit we feadz dem 2 owr kidletz…
Wat duzzat sai bowt us? 
dat’s wai hot sauss doan go bad so fast. cuz da jurmz di ov agnee wen dey iz inside da hot sauss.
Tehre wuz a kyoot yus ob “eternal twinkies” in moobee “WALL-E” Teh twinkie wuz still… ah, ai wudunt saa “fresh” but mabee “the same,” 700 yeerz aftur b-ing opend! LOL!
Ohai FreeLion! Hao r yoo?
noooooes! donutz wif creme filld!
ai LUBS donuts wif da red jellies. ai yoosed 2 jus liek chocklit donuts, but nao ai tink ai liek da jelli donuts moar.
wait…mebbe der cud b donuts wif chocklit creem? oohhhh…..mah tung jus mite splort frum da thot of et….
Albertson’s groshury stoer bakury maeks jelli donuts covured wif choklit icingz. Dey r teh BESTEST! DO WANT!!!!
kittehs may have settled, too
ohnooooooooooooooooooooooooooes i fergot my CHRG
lukkatdat lil white neck on da ornj kitteh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh ka splort!!!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, sweetpea! But O lukkee — U hadded teh *splort*
HAY CCC DRYVUR!!1!
**CCC kumz skreechin up bai sweetpea**
Hoald awn, sweetpea — I gitz U beddurer n noe tym
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat em awl smoov agin**
**dukkeetayp 2 hoald hed 2gevvur**
**fitz bavvin cap awn sweetpeaz hed**
**snapz CHRG wif liddul kitteh faysiz onnit ober cap**
**raps sweetpea n softee fwoofee orinj bwankee**
Dere naow … U rilaks inna comfy chayr n da Splort Lownj
Nom awn summa deze chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif sordid kreemee fillinz 2 gitz ur strengf bak, n haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur awn tawp (4 da vyteeminz)
&*())%^$#@mmmmmrphmhrphmmmmph^&*()(*&
[translashun: sumboddy takes teh ratsenfratsn taep offmymouf so i can haz choklit?!?!?!?!]
[klarifimikashun: teh tape on my mouf az seen on my abatar]
lukz like maus haz taepz on him’s mauf, alsew.
Oooh, himz duz! 2 bad da tayp nawt awn Ebil Maus’z abatar, tho…