its nice but I’m looking
its nice but I’m looking for something furnished
stop complainin. tri findin sumfing in noo york.
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college kitteh, get furst job……or get job furst
dan, dan, the nawt sekkund man!
fankee, fankee muchly, alas….I must now go and get ready for tomorrows show. all likely hood sees me home sunday morn.
Gud evening stagehanddan.
If yoo hav gone hoam, then yoo wont mind if ai use yur commint to hang mai liddle notiss aut. Thanks!
On Fry Day, the 15th ov August
There will be a BURFDAY PARTEE
. . fur
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♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ CWEENMJ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
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6 AM ICHC taim
9 AM PST
12 noon EST
5 PM TTI time
6 PM Europe time
10 PM Pakistan/India
(The THIRD pikchoor ov the day)
Ebreewun iz invited. Bring prezzies oar just yurselves.
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(cweenmj sneeked a peek an sed this)
August 13th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
*hint: i b liking chokklit.*
cweenmj, iz missingit! I haz agrede to driev my frend hoo needz a rutkanall fixeded, to a detishunist in anuvver town, an we leves 15 minnuts too soon.
I haz a ressipee foar fudge from my granma (nawt had gween shuz) taht iz made in a liddul castiren skillut tahts kep jus foar taht. It awlways wurks an is verry gud, i weel maek yu sum.
In Lois Bujold’s buk Memory, Miles has a inkred — incrible — a verry verry gud cook hoo maeks “killer chocolate thingies with the density of plutonium” — tahts sorta like tehs fuj.
Ma Kosti (just re-read it)
i beez lat tamara (lik dat sumfin gneu….) i haz an IMERVIEW!!!!! tamara atz 8:too earli am! I beez bak whenz I dun!
- I reli wantz dis joob ifinkso….. iz 3 minuteoz frum mai hous…. yah….cud beez gud…. iz alzo whutz I wana do- wurk wif especial kidemos…..
hope….hope…. smile reaaal beeg at imerviewerr!
momcat
that is cute
at least a nice pilo plez?
Gma!!! U gots a ty wif Dan!
*Takez Gma’z hand a in one hand and Danz in tuther*
Off wii goez 2 deh Ty BooTeek!!
Luk, u kin haz kitty dekkerated tyz oar silk skarvez. Adn dey b habbing sew mennee uzzer wundermus things heer. Chezland sno-globes, lots uv kittee joolreez, adn wind chimez and kittee wevver vanez … uv korse dere b teh CHRGz and bavving capz in case urz b wering owt. Luk a rownd adn finding wutever u want. Gibbocat b dueing it awl 4 u.
O Hai, cweenmj!
Duz yew noe if Gibbocat haz bin abel to stawk teh heeting pad fingeez (wif teh kittehz on dem) yet? Ai nawt haz ty rite nao, but ai duz hav teh tite mussulz.
*sigh*
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an stoopee werdpretzel started nommin commintz yet AGAIN.
Lemme chek deh bak ruum ….
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*Skweeeek. (Dat b deh door hinge)
*rummij, rummij. *
ooooo. wudja lukkit dat! mai, mai, mai!
*rummij, rummij, rummij*
Ah, heer wii go.
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*Kumz bak in2 shop wif kitteh heeting padz, in sevrul sizez.*
U kin taking ur choys.
Hope u felinez beddr soon.
Ai dont think ai’ve ebber seen teh bak ruum. Waht else iz in there???
Oh Janet, it b berry interesting bak dere. Dat b were I got captured bai deh kumpooter dat digit eyezed mii; adn Maus had 2 saving mii. Adn dat b were wun end uv deh secret passij b dat wii used tu eskaped frum deh D’Beeker Labz. And uv, korse Gibbo b habbing deh eggs tree stawk bak dere. It b were I fownding deh uniKorn 4 u.
O hai, cweenmj! Ai wuz just heer to shut daon fur teh nite – an heer yoo ar!
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But ai diin KNOW yoo were capchoored bai a kumpooter an gotted digit eyezed!
When did that happen?? Ai think taht sound laik sumthing Ambercat, D Marie, locatburglar an menee otters ar traing to find – fur teh hyterical filesm yoo know!
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.An the eskape frum deh D’Beeker Labz. Ai mist that too! Purrhaps ai shud stai at hoam moar! LOL!!
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Ai wunder where he fownd teh uniKorn to begin wif?? Ai think there arn’t so menee ov them. But mine iz veree happee. He iz nao reelee gud frenz wif Petunia an BR. An he laiks Kafleen a lawt, too. She offen bedz daon in teh egg straw stawl in teh NB, yoo know. Dawn Keys an Unique Orns ar prakticallee borneded to be frenz.
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An alas – ai MUST be going to bed nao. Just 12 1/2 moar minits – an it wud bee O’Fishylee yur birfday!
‘Nite, cweenmj. Ai’m shur gibbocat iz happee to know that yoo ar taking such gud care ov hiz shop.
I kant rekkomember wen awl dat happinned. It wuz sum time ago. lol.howz dat 4 not beeing helpful?
I will seeing u tomorrow. Oar akshullee later 2day. It b 12:01am, now.
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g’nite deer Janet. Schmooz 2 yooz. {{Janet}}
Ohai cween
Ai kint maek yore burday partee, so ai will hab to does tihs insted:
*clears froat*
Happitayle burfday to yew
Happitayle burfday to yew
Happitayle burfday dere cweenmj
Happitayle burday to yew
Best wishus fore a happitayle day, from me and bewtimus Buddy in noozliand.
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Oh, fank yew kimkiwi!! u sing sew gud! I akseptz awl gud wishes wenever dey kum…. eerlyee oar late. {{{{kimkiwi}}}
Fanks, yer majestee!
Ai will be layt in arrivin at yer partee tomorrow — but Shimmer & teh fairies & ai will be there evenshullee!
Gibbocat can haz sneekin n 2 stawk tehTy Boo Teek, butz wii doan nebber seez him…..come bak adn bissit, GC!!(Come bak, Shane!!!) Ai bin missin himz.
Mii two!! I hopez deh Gibbocat kumz bak soon. I misses him wen hez gone.
*sigh* it seemz like munfz dat himz ben gone. I wunderz wear he goez??
ai be lubbing da scrafz. stil lukking fur da just rite emruld tiara tu. Doze party plannurz getz up tu urly tu strat der daiz so Ai wil saing hpee burfdai tu yu naow nd maibe stil se yu laitur tumoro
Hoo boi. Ly shur gun be tirde. maikz me tired just tu fink abowt it.
Ohai Gma!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai wil be tierd sun enuff, Ai finkso.
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
Ai thot Ly shud haz a liddul kumpanee befoar ai goez hoam frum werk.
Fanks, NS!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
I payz $490.00 a munf fur diz!!!!! u mus beez jokin….. wherz i guna putz mai ‘puter sos I can lol?
-IRL gascat iz payn dis much a munf fur a room almos xactli lik dis….. iz beeg roomie hous two bloks frum camp us… sos guesses itz wurf it….
momcat
O hai, momcat! Ai am awlways so happee to see yoo heer! An doo keep awn giving us updaytes awn hao deer gascat iz doing.
oh man…….wadda waye to wake up……some turkey stole mai furniture
An mai kloze.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
…and people wonder why my eyes are like this
(pssst – aiz wearin clothes)
*nawtkwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
Nise thang-shakin, NS!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Rodney, put sum sunglasiz awn.
*Ly shakes her thang*
‘K, how ’bout mor danzin
I tried to change gravatar, but it didn’t take
stoopid gravatar’s
Wunnerfel!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Eezier awn teh eyez nao?
*Ly shakes her thang*
Rehi Ly! U muss b da Enurjyzur DansDansDansur, cuz U jess keap gowin n gowin n gowin …
Heer — U gunna neadz dis sune I finksew:
***Aahz produces one giant Egyptian cotton beach towel imprinted with little pictures of Gleep***
Dis will cuvver U up win da nekkid dansdansdansin b dun, n it’ll keapz U warm 2!
*probydes lyanthya wib catnip, genetikully modified tu relees its powurz on dansing*
Belated hawpee fursday 2 u aahz. sorry ai cudnt maik it to da rayce yestiday… ai hoap u hadz much fun at ur pardee
Y fanky siobhan!! Yeh, we hadded manee much funz yestiddee! Weesh U cooda bin dere, but I jess happytaylz U mayded it heer!
Ohai, dan . ai mrmember da colif daiz liek dat tu. takee ebreefingz.
u leev me heer bai maiself?
Old blanket? Check. Litter? Check. Bowl of food and water? Check. Okay, furnished now.
Kittehs r eazy 2 pleeze.
go-awn, yust yew trai and evict meh, I dares you ta reeech in and evict meh.
i can haz blankie?
Ai kin haz IKEA?
Yew needz ther cat-a-log?
*snert*
*heddesk*
Schrodinger said I’d need room for what?
dis wav funktion very small.
Schrodinger hazing a hard tyme findin volintearz for hiz eggperimentz.
Duz it has walk-in clawsits an a nyse bafftub?
how do people think of these things?
Brillyunce, praktis, oar summuv eech.
Ai agree. Hau du teh peeps tink uv awl dese tings? Ai tri tu be funnee, butz ai tink ai hab forgotz how tu plai.
Mai famlee r wai tu serrieus.
Ai come hear tu lern tu plai agin n hab a gigglol.
ohai MarthaV…….. it’s jamamakitty via teh alter ego……… innywai, ai fink yew haz a birfdai cumin up!! woo hoo……..
Yep wi bowf hab a birfdai cumin up!!
Mai husbin hab to wurk on mai birfdai, n mai sun iz libbin ‘way frum hoam at Uni.
Itz will be qwiet birfdai aifinkso. Mebee ai buy boddle uv bubbly n dans nekkid.
(Ai tink mebee Ly iz gud inflooinz)
ohai agin…….. jamamakitty cumz bak…..*dat durn skrat alwayz tryin tew hang around*
duz yew hab a big day planned fur Sumdai?
Teh moar u plai heer, teh sharpurr ur brayne getz. But Ai iz stil n aww uv sum ov teh Cheezpeeps!!!
Awlthow my lolz downt hab dat mani peeps favriting tehm adn nun hab mayd frunt page, I can sai haw I come up wib my lols, in cayse it iz helpful in sum way. Nawt sekkond, I down’t mayk a lol on just ani pikshure, adn it’s eeziest iffen it’s a pikshure wib sumfing happening in it. A lawt ob thymes I will do a play on wurds, adn/oar mix up simlar ideas from diffrunt sauces. (eg: Shakespere wrote prose, kittehs lack ‘posable thumbs (when it’s abbreviated), prose/’pose rhyme and are an equal number of syllables, so a Shakespearian kitteh would lack ‘prosable thumbs.)
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Lyke I sed, this is nawt a guide on mayking lols that would be poplar, I have been worned that my scents ob humour iz moar deadly than my cooking. Howeber, there mite be sumfing in theez ideas that yu can uze tew mayk sumfing that is funny tu yu. That, aftur awl, iz wear awl good humour begins.
*ponderz poetik just is*
*wanderz off to sleep knowing teh whirrled iz still safe frum whirrled dominashun bye kittehz cuz dey gotz no ‘prosable fumbs*
R u still dere, Mary? I needz ax u a qwesshun!!
Nyce how 2 guyd jd!
I doez teh sayme thing u doez. I scowr teh kitteh pickshurs until one pawps owt at me…den I letz teh brayne do duh rest.
Nawt ebery kitteh pic can be a lolcat. Some juz hav to hab a certin je-ne-sais-quoi…
how did dis kitteh get into mah haus? i dint even kno it was fur rent.
Hai aufbau!
Ur commet made meh fink ov one ov mah faborite LOLs.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/12/who-brot-dis-into/#comments
Ai’ve awlwaiz luved this wun too!
But bak then, ai think ai wuz still just lurking. Ai think ai strted comminting maybee 2 weaks laytur!
Cardboard for sale or rent,
Box to let, fifty cents.
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No phone,
No pool,
No pets (WHAT???!!!???)
Two WINS!
Grayt beeg bawksezz beez
Kitteh magnetzz. Smawll wunz 2.
Hewminz nawt knoez wye
Hewminz dekkoaraytt
wiff furnichurr. Kittehz lykez
shynee deevysezz
Beegurr iz summtymez
bettah. Esspeshulleee wenz
towell maykz nyss carpett
Kittehz nawtz needz lawtz
ubz room cuz Kittehz no habz
lawtz ubz yoosless stuffz
Jack.
*klappin foofee paws*
Yer sew rite abowt teh bawksezz, Jack! In mai howse, awlluv teh small mammulz liekz dem (6 kittehz an a 4.5 yeer-owld liddul gurl). No bawks staiz MT fur bery lawng attall.
Don’t worries — I haz called “Design on a Dime” and they will be by to redecorate my crate.
Hey everyones! LTNS!
GAYLA!!1!!!elebenty!
How u been?
Whare u been?
Whut did u bring me?
Answer teh third question first.
Elebenty indeed!
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Howdee Gayla!!! I seed ur name in HOOS TALKIN an ran strate heer!!
LCB sed teh “F” werd. Ai is SHOCKED an UP-PAULD.
LCB!! Nottee nottee!! U noes ur nawt spowsta cuss n publik playsiz!! Naow warsh ur mowf owt wif sope rite naow yung laydee!!
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Bisydz, we nawt sai dat werd rownd heer — U spowsta sai “nawt-sekkund”. Naow, wat R U spowsta sai? Noe, wayt till ur finishted warshin ur mowf owt…
Ahem. You may have just had urself a big birfday party, Mister, but I’ve been around here longer than you so don’t be bossing me around, see? U may find urself teh victim of a hit-and-run Zamboni accident.
Nearly a year ago, those of us who prize originality and creativity under pressure began to express our disappointment over those who simply say “First!” when they think they are the first commenter. Teh use of “nawt-second” and “furthest-from-last” were originally used around that time to gently chide teh more, um, vocal “first!” disdainers, such as Teho. U know, kind of an exaggerated way to agree. I’m aware that they have since passed into general usage and I have no problem with that but I don’t choose to use them that way personally. Teh only way you will NOT see me use teh word “first” is all by itself in a first comment.
And I’ll cuss if I want to, dagnabbit! But never forget that I is a lady, dammit!
let me paraphrase ICHC rule # elbenty
Is ok to use the word first, except in deh first comment
declaring that you are first.
Ohai LCB how is Esme?
LOL! It iz troo, deer lolcatburglar! Yoo ar moast definitelee a laydee – hoo happens to reelee laik shinee things!
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There ar menee stranj things happening – well – nawt stranj, purrhaps – but things teh NOOER peeple just dont unnderstand. Teh “hao” an teh “wai” we do – an hav dun things..
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ai think teh hysterikal fyols shud halp teh relatif NooBeez.
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And we REELEE do need sumwhare where peeple cud reed about ar jeneral customs.
Becuz we definitelee DOO hav them.
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Purrhaps ai shud hav sayed sumthing lawng ago about teh use ov “Nawt Furst” and Fur Vest Frum Last.”
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An – teh CHRG(wDoi). An asking teh tawp spot purrson what they want fur drinks and danses. That is DEFINITELEE nawt teh way it shud bee – but iz it mai plaice, eben?? Ai donut know!
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*ai think – if ebreewun had sum plaice where tehy cud reed these things, no wun wud bee maiking these misteaks.
B
obcourse it iz Ur plaise
JCH4K, Uz is the unoffishul ICHC ambassador
gibing gentle introdukshunz to new peeps bout our ICHC customz
i agreez!!
i fink da majority will agree wiff us!!
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Ohai LCB!!
i remember once u showed meh da pictures of ur Esme kitteh. Mah Simba kitteh iz becoming just liek ur Esme!! i showz u a photo!
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1782884
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i know hez a bit sleepy, hez alwayz liek dat!
Aahz accusses LCB and draguns her orf tew “court”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr8DIg3oHFI
jest in fun yeshyeshifinkso… until
sum1 weighs asmuchazza duck
“Itza fayr kawp…”
(lolspeak off)
LCB — I’m not 100% sure how much seriousness there was in your response to my post. However, it did come across as though it was very nearly 100%, so I’m going to assume it was serious.
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However, my post had no seriousness in it at all. I was just trying to be playful around the mention of the word “first”. Perhaps I should have added some strategically-placed smileys to emphasize the not-seriousness. I *certainly* didn’t mean to come across as accusatory.
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I know you’ve been here far longer than I have. I also know that *I’m* still learning the ways of ICHC. Until I have your level of experience on ICHC I’m liable to make more such mistakes. Please bear with me in the meantime…
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(lolspeak on)
Sew, 2 hep mayk it up 2 U, haz summa deze speshul, rizurve chokklitz wif likwid kermul fillinz n cuvverd wif reel goald leef (2 maykz dem shynee, doncha noez)…
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:sad puppy eyes: Frinz?
Oh, no worries, Aahz. I was not and am not mad at u. U simply happened to stumble upon a sore spot of mine: being told how to express myself. Words are very important to me — u may not have noticed but I rarely even use smileys because I prefer to use words to express whut I’m thinking or feeling, even here in a forum whare smileys are ubikwitous. Again, I don’t mind at all that others use them. I respect their choice and hope they respect mine. So ur saying even in jest that I is not supposed to say “first” and should say “nawt-second” instead touched a nerve and my knee jerked so fast I snapped a garter.
Even though I knew u were kidding, I took teh opportunity to give a de-breef history of how teh “f-word” became taboo and in whut context.
But how could I be mad at u? U brang me back from teh ded! O, and if I is ever seriously mad at u, u WILL knoe. (Hint: teh hit-and-run would involve something much faster as a getaway vehicle than a Zamboni.)
Now, whare’s those shiny chokklits? *nomnomnomnomnomnom*
**Whew**
O gudee gudee!! LCB’z mai frind!!
**joynz hanz wif LCB n dansiz rownd inna serkul**
**gitz dizzee**
**fawz daown**
O n BTW, fanky 4 da infoe bowt haow da “nawt-sekkund” n “furvvest frum last” frayziz caymded bowt. Dat hepz me noez beddurer watz gowin awn heer.
(kin I haz wun wif U? *nomnom* )
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N frum naow awn I trie nawt 2 tuch ur soar spawtz, n I trie nawt 2 gitz awn enny uv ur nurvz.
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Haz sum moar shynee chokklitz!
*gasp* Gayla34! Ar yoo reelee, reelee heer! Where hav yoo bin??? Ai hav mist yoo so much! *sniff* Ai think ai’m gonna crai! Ai KNOW ai’m gonn crai!!!
Dis calls fur a groop hug!
*grabs eberyone heer at teh moment*
{{{{{gayla34, LCB, Kafleen,& JCH4K}}}}}
Welcum bak, gayla34! I missed U!
That wuz a grate goop hug!
Nao if she wud awnlee REELEE com bak. Wudn’t that bee grate?? Doo yoo think she thot she cud just pop in heer an nawt eben bee NOTISSED???
Oh, Janet, u mek meh laff. {{{{Janet}}}}}
I am many sorries for being away so long….. U know sumtimes life gets in the weigh of havin da phun. I will try to stop by moar. Keeping up wif you all especially my dear Janet
iz important! I has not been to Austria Janet HAHA—— but can has been running amuck in the South Pacific 
wif my true love. Hugs and loves evrybunny!
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Yoo just wudn’t beleeve hao much yoo hav bin mist!
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an ai havn’t bin to Austria laytlee either! LOL! But ai just got bak frum jermanee!
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Yoo just wudn’t beleeve hao much yoo hav bin mist!
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an ai havn’t bin to Austria laytlee either! LOL! But ai just got bak frum jermanee!
Stoopee werdpress! *grump*
oooooooooooohhhh not so tight romeow
…..giggles
Luukout! Is a C&H Patet-Pendin Transmorgafier Deeelux (3001)!
I ust to be a goggie, but den I tript an landid in heer.
Welcum 3LittlKitties!
Enny fren of Calvin & Hobbs iz a fren ov mine – goggie or kitteh.
But itz awn itz syd — win itz awn itz syd itz nawt uh transmogrifier, itza tym musheen!!
hlpez me andz don’z look at mez likes that
Kitteh lukz sew lonlee…he can come libez wiff mii! Aksully, at teh momint, he wud nawt want 2. He wud lik teh gurrls, Ai eggspeck, but maib nawt teh 85 pawnd pitbull goggie Iz goggiesittin. Garcia lubs teh kittehz, in a gud wai, but dey r nawt 2 shur ov hym. Unless he b sleepin…den teh kittehs git awn teh bed 2 sleep 2. Nawt mus rhoom 4 mii!
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Ai haz missed awl teh cheezepeeps, an teh nekkid dansdansdans, an Aahz’z b-day parttey an jus awl teh LOlz! RL haz bean gittin inna wai. Did teh race happin awlready? I habe mai centaur awl readi!
ohai teasel2.
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Teh rayce has awlreddee happened.
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Yoo can go heer an luk. http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/14/funny-pictures-full-pessimist-wrong-half-of-glass
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Yoo can go to teh bottom ov teh thred an still ride in awn yur centaur an wish Aahz a Happee Birfday. Ai did! Cuz ai cudn’t bee there either. Ai think Aahz wud reelee laik it if yoo did. NOBUDDEE else wuz riging a centaur!
Ohai JCH4K and teasel!!
how r boff uf u doin??
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yesterdayz rayce waz pretty gud akshullee!!
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we got a 15 way ty in da nawt sekund minute
Dat wuz sew full uv win an awsum! It wer mai nawt-sekkund tiem doin dat. Ai will haz to come up wif a pikshur uv mah dragon, Shimmer. Himz liekd teh partee bery muchlee, an aiz shoor himz wantz tew play wif Gremlin’s hummingbird, Ruby, agin soon!
yesh, dat dragon waz very elegant and majestic, does he want to play wiff mah pegasis, kitteh version??
he must be friendly!!
He is bery bery frendlee, and he lubs tew play wif kittehz.
Ai haz to go nao tho… see yew tomorrow!
{{{{{Hashim}}}}} Hai
Ai saw waht yoo did there! Yoo were teh Grand Champeen!! 
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Fifteen peepl – awl lioned up an traing to be Nawt Second! An yoo did it! LOL!!
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Teh rayces reelee ar a lot ov fun, aren’t they? Hoo wud hav thot an “on-lion” rayce cud bee so egg sighting??? But it iz!
ya!!
wen i refreshed da paeg da last tiem, da new lol came and i fink mah heart beat went up from 70 tiemz a minute to 500 tiemz!!
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i waz literally trembling!!
Menee moar LOLs!!! Becuz taht iz exactlee hao it is. Yoo hav described i purrrrfectlee!
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But the reelee kurious thing iz – why shud this bee? There we ar – sitting at hoam, hardlee enewun else there. . . teh power ov teh internetz.
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Ai’m still surprized tath we can lern to caer so much fur peeple we meet heer. An yuet – we do. Purrhaps tehre reelee iz a “power ov teh force” that binds us awl together.
yup, dats true!!
i fink dat all da cheezfenz are true frenz!!
Tanks for teh linkee, JCH4K! Mai centaur (Rex) an Ai did ride aber 2 teh odder fred 2 reed awl aboud teh partee. I wishez Ai cud hab ben der 2 c teh dragon, hot air bloon, humhumhumin bird, pegasus, an eben a unocorm, I tink! An awl teh udder modez ob tranpurtashun!
Awl teh glitterattis an sparkletties in purpol an red r so beautimaus–dey r still flotin inna air an stuck awl obber nizely oyled Rex!
Tesel, U gotz pitbull? Ai M fosterin a 55 pown der 4 mai resQ grup. Rnt tehy teh funz? Ai was nawtatawl shur bowt himz, but himz sez “can hab sitz N teh lap?” adn putts mai fase N himz mouf Nsted ub shmooin. U can taik fuds outta himz mouf. Izza big behbeh. Butz nawt sliipin N mai bed. No, no, doan finkso. Himz laiks mai liddul gurlgoggeh, butz doanno bowt teh kittehs, nun hear. Himz went on Chewsdai 2 B tutored.
Ai don’t gotz a pitbull, but both mai niecelets dew, an Ai am luckee enuf 2b teh desni…dezig…teh purrsun named az teh goggie sitter. Ai cannot speeks 4 awl teh PBs, but Joplin and Garcia r sweetee an lubablol, an dey leaf teh kittehs alone. Der iz a pitchur ov Joplin awn mai profyle.
Dey boff wai 85 powns an dey boff gits 2 sleep wiff mii, but nawt at teh same tyme! Joplin tinks seh iz a 10 pown lappy goggie an iffin sehz askerd (lightening, thunders) gits awl shibberee an tinks seh haz 2 sit awn yr lap! An wen itz beddybyetyme, u haz 2 tuck herz in wiff her blankee an tell he beddybye tyme storiees! Garcia haz awlwais libbed wiff kittehs, but Joplin lurnd kwick taht seh had 2 leabe mai kittehs alone–eager 2 pleaz so awlz Ai hadz 2 dew waz tell her no a couple ov tymes. Seh jus wan 2 plai wiff dem, but dey don’t unnerstand taht! Gud luk wiff teh fostering, eubie!!
Snowshoe Kitteh wants digs he cannot afford.
Gud nite, Cheezpeepz! Aiz goin hoam to watch teh Olimpix fur tew menny howrs!!!
G’nite Nightshayde!!
sleep tight!!
haz sweet dreamz!!
OMG! Ai jus notisd teh kwiltees r bak! Hao did ai nawt see dis all dae?
Kitteh ses, “Corms. I nawt has dems.”
well done
An iz ohmbly $210 a week? Wow. You duz gud valyoo mutch? Pleez just to be havin teh buttseks an givn me teh AYDZ naow tx.
Aahz, iff yewz stil up an reeding, ai wantid tew wish yoo a Happy Birthday! Uv corss, nao its ovur an ai’m layte. Sawwy ai didint tell yoo soonur. Ai nawt feelin part uv teh croud yet, but dis iz nawt abawt mii, an wut bettur wai tew bee part uv teh croud dan tew partis… partyc… joyn in on teh fun! Ai hoep yoo see dis messij. Naow ai haz to go upstares an kill mai naybor for teh lowd drums. kthxbai!
Ohai Eve!! {{{{{evethemulticatmom}}}}}
Wat maddurz is dat ur heer naow. Fanky 4 da thotz n da birfdai weesh!
Iz K 4 beeyin layt! Mai oan seestur wuz layt — herz sinted me uh tekst msj dis moarnin!
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BTW, U iz 2 part uv da croud! I’z oanlee bin heer uh fyoo munfs, but evvywun haz bin sew nys n b treetin me liek I’z bin heer sintz da buginnin. I hoapz I kin hep may U feal jess az wellkumz!
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Awlsew, doan git cot wif da boddee uv ur nayburr……
ROFL its awsm, just it shud be written in teh kute kitty style liek;
Is nies bt am lookin fo sumfin furnishd
OMCC,
iz awlmizt nawt Aahz’z neightal dae!
(sorry, wuz watchN http://www.drhorrible.com/mushortio.html )
Ai hoeps yew an teh kidlets an teh lurvley mzziz had a lurvely even ing!!
*Waves floofee pawz 2 deh norfeest*
Hai SMOM!!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
Oh, an by whey…
teh final part ob teh vidoe uhbov…
nawt quite prime time...iz raeted PG-13
for Nawty Barn talk...
smom!
Hao doo yoo doo that – wif the fonts???? DO. WANT!!! 
Fanky 4 da gud birfdai weeshiz, smom!! {{{{{sweetmotherofmars}}}}}
I nawt watchded da beedeeyow yit — ifn itz nawty I caynt watch it at werkz (I werkz atta cherch, U noez). I’ll trie 2 watch it dis weak-ind
kitteh want pillowz?
and a matress!
U suppozd to shut the box if u want da schrodingah thing to wurk
stupid hooman!
Ahhh, a box. LUXURY! We ewsed 2 lib in a hoal in t’ grawnd cubbered wid a teetowal wid a pikchoor ob a dog playin wid a makkademia nut.
need fwij….filled wif cheezburgrz
Inbisible evryting!
Dr Tinycat haz tew bujit when in rezidensii!