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Happy birffday Aahz!!1!
MAY U HAB MANY MOAR!!
MAY U HAB MANY MOAR(cheezburgerz too!!)!!
HAPPY BIRFFDAY TO U!!!1!!
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here! i maeded u a caek and didnt eated it!!
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i haz showed up on mah pegusis, kitteh version, wiff himz white furr flowing wiff da wind, da lightning fast speed, itz da best ride eber!!
it haz elegant wingz and DOEZ nawt eat grass, only gushy fud!
congarats Hashim, nawt-secund among all teh nawt-seconds !!1!
fank u Phillipe d’Beaker!!1!
i feelz great!
u has teh swiftiest speeds Hashim, way 2 go!!
fank u leeza-b!!1!
iz so happee to hab da nawt sekund spot!! XD
ooh, taht iz most beautymus pegasis!!!
concatulayshuns!
fank u lunarmommy!!
though i fink i said it a bit too late….
nope, luks like ovver peeplez sed it even layter, but az long az it gets sed, it’s in teh roolz!
an yor caek wuz nommylishus too *yumyum*
deh musta put deh kwiltee pics bak jus 4 aaahz’s sillybrashun!
ahhh, yes…much bedder!
Waow, Hashim! Ur pegasis b speedee-kwik! U gotted ca champeen spawt uv da rais!
Fanky sew muchlee 4 da sawng n da cayk! It lukz moast yummee!!
fank u Aahz!!
after all, da birffday iz fur u!!
pweaze to start wiff da caek i maed!!
Sorree — I hadded 2 goez dew sum werkz …
I b bak 4 uh liddul wyl at leest…
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**nomnomnomnom awn Hashim’z cayk** Mmmmm!!
*sneekz in laet*
*sniffsniffsniffs out caek*
*snarfs peas o caek*
*nomnomnomnomnom*
Happi Burfdae, Aaaaaahz!
izzit a sweetpeas o cake?
I fink yur comment is bedder dan mine. We lubs yoo, Mais Oui!
ai fink teh low noyse lebel ob dis site
is drectly proporshunate tew teh lolympics
awww, rite bak atcha
*hedbonk* to melonyx
*fully clothed nomming*
*mais oui noms her thang*
nom nom nom
nom nom nom
nom dat cake
nom dat cake
*swipe!!*
nabz caek frum jamamamakitty
*skampurrz off giglolink*
hmmmmmmmmm finks jamamakitty…….werks ebry time
vision ob mais out lukkin laik teh gudyeerblimp………
yep, werks ebry time
*wisspurrs…….. wuzzit gud?? droolz*
*tearz aroundandaroundandaroundandaround house like a cwazy kat*
*burnz off bazillyun kaloreez*
NYAH! STN!!
hmmm… haz any one seen da left over caek here??
and why r u boff drooling??
or did u*gasp*….
yeah, mais oui, he maded yew a caek an yew eeetid it!! awl up!!
*wipes crums frum fingers behind back*
wut caek?
*sniffsniff*
duz i shmell salmon?
*hears a burdee come in and peck something behind jamamakitty*
*taeks a closer look*
r those c-crummmz??
ai never had caek with mais oui……..
it iz apawling dat yew wud acuze meeeee
i CATagoricly deny dat ai had teh caek
*an tell dat burdee tew quit peckin
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at mai buttz……
*says sarcastically* rite….
well dude, yew hab a nice dai…… iz time fur me tew start gettin reddee fur bed. i has tew gets up errleee ebry dai. sum weekend ai can stays up layter an we can yak an yak an yak. yew are berry sharp!!
jamama scamperz off tew bed lebbin trail ob crums behind …………
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ok, G’nite!!
sleep tight!!
dont let da bread crummz bite!!
Ohai mary-O!! Fanky 4 da birfdai weesh! {{{{{mary O’Spockn}}}}}
Haz sum moar cayk!!
I dun theenk I wilz get teh LOLz speak things… Iz must lurnz.
Happitail birfdae, Aahz!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
hmmmmmmm Nekkid dansin detected
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1776612
*jumpz up & starts tew dans wif Ly*
*dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
Ohai, Nightshayde!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Waow!! Nawt-sekkund wuz Lynthya, den Ambercat, n naow nightshayde!! Da YNDGz (Yung Nekkid Dansin Gerlz) r awl kumminz owt 4 mai birfdai! I shood eevur feal reelee onnerd, oar I shood haz da waddur testid…
prrrrr prrrr prrrr lindykat iz purched on toppa hur sooped up chevvie 409 fud boul loaded wif lawts of gushifud so she wotn run owt ov fewel. Dere’s 25 inch swick tyres onnit an nytro jetz onna bak wif a swich for extre burrsts ov speed.
prrr prrr prrr
Nuffin kan stawp mai 409, cept mebbe dots
roommmm rooommmm
ROOMMMMM ROOOMMMMMM
Aahz, happytayl birfday, rooommmm, roooommmm
Fanky muchlee lindykat!! {{{{{lindykat}}}}}
Nys 409 BTW!
ROOOOMMMMM!!!
Con catulayshuns to awl ov da nawt sekkunds tuday. iz mai nawt sekkund ty fur nawt sekkund. Hashim, nightshayde, Aahz, Phillipe d’Beaker (iff he ebber cums bak 2 de prezent), leeza-b, jk2kitteh, lolcatburglar, misslionforu, annipuss, olympic lolcat, Ambercat, PwnedBy2Kittehs (and IV), zippercat, fikshunkitteh, and roommmm, roommm lindykat awl in a 15 way tye!
yay!!
we all haz a big ty!!
plus, Aahz haz a happy birffday!!
Dat’z uh pirtee gud birfdai prezzint bai itsef!! I gotted uh 15-wai ty 4 nawt-sekkund n mai birfdai rais! Oanlee 3 awai frum da awl-tym rekkerd! I jess sew awd n onnerd bai awl da grate CheezFrinz hoo shoaded up 4 mai birfdai!
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I noez I b noo heer, but awl U gyz n galz r sew nys n jeneruss dat U maykz me feal liek I wuz uh chartur memburr uv ICHC *sniff* I lurvz U awl!!
**gitz awl choakted up**
Ohhh doan crii, Aahz!!!! Yool mayk speedy bumplols inna eiyce…
ummm. if yur awl choked up, duz dat mean yr not gonna eet dat caek?
*luks hopefulling*
Adn so we has discubbered de grater sweepeaospockn caekhunterer in herz nachural habitat. Less trai to gets a liddel closer, to see dis byootiful creechur in akshun.
*eyes reflect light back in eeeree gween*
*cwumbz stukked ALL ober faze*
iz it just me or da caek dissapeared on itz own??
hmmm… dis is wierd…
*notices mary O’Spockn*
Ohai mary O’Spockn!!
how iz…
*notices cwumbs on fayce*
wait a minute….
*looks innocent*
*likks pawz*
*continuez to luk innosent*
*follow teh crummmmz, follow teh crummmz*
hmmm… da crummmz lead to…*gasp!*
*findz mary O’spockn’s hands full of crummmz*
sumfin iz fishy around here…
*notices a fried fish*
YUM!!
*nomnomnom*
*busy wiff eating salmon*
iz fun 2 ti wid awl uv U!
mmnnnmmmmnnmmmn
She’s real fine, your 409.
foar a chevvie… lollollol
ai wuz kydding, ai hoep awl cheezfrenz knoe dat…
rooomm, rooommmm yess!
roommmmm ROOOOMMMM
Nightshayde arrie … arai … showzup on teh bak uv a byootimus dragon. With hur are a fyoo majikul fairies (liddul wunz liek teh Diznee fairies). Teh fairies flik der majikul wandz, sending flurreez uv pixie dust (doan worree — deyz hypo-allurjenik pixie dusts) into teh air. Teh pixie dust sparkuls & shimmers in a variety uv spektakyoolar kulurs. Wen ebbreewun is gud an distrakted by awl teh kulurs (ooooooohhhhh…. sparklee kulurs), teh byootimus dragon (purplol & green & gold – kinda liek Mardee Graw) taekz flite, spreddin himz wingz & soarin over Cheezland. Teh fairies awl direk der wandz into teh sky & spell owt “Happitayl Birfday, Aahz!” in sparkuls & shimmers. Itz sew purdy!!!
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Hoapin Aahz hazza majikul, sparklee, shimmerree, byootimus Birfday!
Oooh, nightshayde! Watta wundrusslee byootimuss displai!!1! Fanky sew muchlee 4 gowin 2 da trubble uv fyndin uh dragun at dis tym uv dai! N wif da eekawnummee da wai it iz, 2! Musta kawstid U uh 4choon!
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Ai raized him frum an egg — himz noarmullee duzzint come owt muchlee durin teh daytiem, but himz wuz happitayl to duz it fur yew, Aahz.
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Between yew & meh, aifinkso himz gotta fing fur teh prittee liddul majikul fairies.
*flies past on Ruby teh hummingbird, sends showrs uv red an purpel sparkls over nightshayde an teh dragon an fayries; teh sparkles mixes wit teh purpel an green an gold sparkls belongin to Nightshayde*
I liekz da sparkleez!! Beddurer dan Chyneez Limpik fyrwerkz!!
Saefer, tew. Plus – deez be majikul sparkleez, so dey vanish befoar they kin bekum “pollution.”
Noe wundur Ai culdnt fynd teh fairees….u awlreddy hadz tehm!! Ai rownded up sum dragonflyz (tehy wur teh saem colurs az ur dragon….mebbee taht’s y tehy’r cawled dragonflyz). Culdnt yoos teh dragonflyz, tho, bcuz teh spideyweb harnessez kept braking. Taht’s oteh, tho……Ai am berry happitayl wif mai Liger!
urbanlegends.about.com/library/n_liger_hercules1.htm
And they’re off!!1!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg-ajFq06NU
Happi birfday tew yew!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1776160
Fanky muchlee 4 da wunnermuss pic, jamamamama! {{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}
dat is ahhhzum pictchur!
Aahz drawpz daown obber da start lyn wif himz jet-powrd bakpak n goez fliein ahed uv da rest! Haowebber, da vyoo frum up dere b sew grate dat himz disydz 2 tayk da seenik rowt obber da mowntinz:
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Aahz drawpz daown obber da startin lyn wif himz jet-powrd bakpak n soarz owt ahed uv da rest. Haowebber, da vyoo frum up dere b sew grate dat himz disydz 2 tayk da seenik rowt obber da mowntinz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-66AcTo9TU
Oooo, Aah(z)!!
August 14th, 2008 at 8:59 am
WoooHoooHappyBirfdayAahz!!1!1 elebenty
We can only hopes taht it will fade as …
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Look out!!1!
sqeeaalll!! screech !!!
Eel-ectrical sparks flying in all direxshuns.
A smell of ozone and burning insulation.
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It’s Igor, at the wheel of the d’Beaker Laboratories prototype Time Machine. And lookit at the time stamp. He has arriveded before the picshur. He has alreddy finished the race and is travelling backwards until he catches up wif himz self.
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August 14th, 2008 at 8:52 am
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He’s getting earlier. Oh, by the way, Igor has been watching teh lolympic swimmy events and decided to go wif teh Michael Phelps look. He has teh tight speedo pants pulled way down. Teh black spherical rubber head look. The shiny goggles. Unforchunately, this outfit looks much better on Mr. Felps than on Igor.
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August 14th, 1985 at 6:22 am
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he disappears ..
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August 14th, 1754 at 4:15 am
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… into the past
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August 14th, 1522 at 8:52 am
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Fanky Phillipe! N Igor 2! Um … I hoapz Igor kin mayk it bak n tym 4 kuttin da cayk n wakkin da pinyatta…
Cud sumwun pls eggs plane 2 dis Britt wot is dis pinyatta? Ai haz nebber meeted wun. Is it fud?
Ohai, annipuss~it cums frum Yew Ess ob Ay’s sowf ob teh boardr naybors-Mekseeko…
//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinyata
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A piñata is something used as a party game. It’s (usually) a paper maché animal or cartoon character, filled with candy & small trinkets. The piñata is hung from a tree or porch or some sort of overhang thing, then kids take turns putting on a blindfold & trying to bash the piñata to bits with a baseball bat/stick/club/blunt object of some kind. When the piñata finally breaks, all the goodies fall out & there’s a mad scramble to grab whatever you can grab.
Ai putted a wiki leenk heer wif a splanayshun,,,but wurriedpriss eetid it
we jess hab tew wate fur it…
Oh, dat sownds fun – Ai dunno iffn dat is dun heer in TTI. Ai nebber wented 2 mennee parteez – Didn’t enjoi teh wuns Ai did goe 2.
FangQ fur eggs planin.
It’s a Mexican thing, so it has migrated into large segments of the USA. I’m looking for a link to post, but everything is loading really really slowly. Don’t want to attach a link that will bork anyone’s ‘puter.
http://www.pinatas.com/
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Wunnuv mai browzur windowz is teh slow — but this pulld up on a fresh paij wif no problum.
I fownded wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSY9tKTUAn4
Naow, keap n mynd dat dis b uh obberlee-kyoot mew-zik beedeeyow wif Mary-Kate n Ashley Olsen win dey wuz yunger n nawt sew tartee. Haowebber, it wuz da oanlee wun I kood fynd awn shoart noetiss, n it duz gitz da poynt uhkraws…
ASDA and Tesco can has pinata nao! Luks in da Purrrty Aisle. They wud beez de moast gud fun, aifinkso.
yeah, we haz lotsa tohse in arid zona at burfday partees. verry eksiting wen yoo haz bakyard full ob kids runnin arownd, wun ob whom iz blindfolded an iz swingin arownd a big stik.
Moast uv teh kidlets ai noed wud be dedlee iffn dey wuz armed wiv a big stikk liek dat! Lukks a bit moar fun dan “Pin teh Tayle awn teh donkee” dat Ai has played wiv blinfowlds.
o noes! nawt awn our Kafleen! She’ll get an owie!
Oh..an in TTI u haz anim…aminat…living blinfowlds? Ai has a imaj of hankies runnin araund wif tayles wif pinz in em.
Noe, silleh! teh kidlets wares teh blinfowlds an trie 2 pin a tayle awn a drawin uv a donkee an teh wun hoo get neerist 2 ware teh tayle shud be iz teh winner.
*DEEEEEP BREFF*
HAPPY BURFDAI AAAAAAAAHZ!!!
Who is todai sillybrating his *mumbled-y* 9th yeer of being borned on the erf!
Menny happi returnz!
*pulls owt a ginormous lemming pi, itz awl glassy on the top, like a iyce skating rink, wif merangey whippy creem allaroundtehsides like snow*
*and in the senter, is a figgyur of Aahz, on hims skates, doing a figyur…. *
Wut is that number???
*reganes composhure*
Speshully fur ur burfdai, this pi is NAWT for throwing but is for eeting!!!
Dig in!!
dis message brotted to u by a speshul teem of flyin skwirrlz, hoo is exsited to be owt of retiremint and bak to teh races!!
*skwirrls bownce around wif more nerbuss energies than yoosual*
I iz hassing trouble controlling these!
Wha-
*Leeza is pulled up into teh skye, hangs on for deer life!*
*Fliez uppintew teh sky on hur trustee dragon (wif teh majikul fairies)*
Ai hoepz yer skwirrlz izzint tew afrayd uv mai byootimus dragon. Himz kwite frendlee — wud NEBER hurt a skwirrl oar ennyfing else datz teh kyoot.
*Fliez teh dragon unnerneef leeza*
Teh fairies sendz owt pixie dust in a rainbow uv shimmerree kulurs — seems to trankwilize teh skwirrls JUS enuf to calm dem down.
*pats seet of saddle* Yew kin sit bai meh on teh saddle, leeza. Dere is plenny uv room.
ooooooooo….
fanks nightshayde, I loooooves teh dragon!
did u raize him frum an egg?
Azzif on a skedyool, mai werdz started getting nommed… agin.
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Yes, leeza! Datz y himz is sew bery frendlee! He luvs to dansdansdans to 80s muzik, an Diznee muzik — just liek himz hyoomin Mama. He iz kwite handee on campin tripz — perfekt fur halping with roastin marshmallowz.
I heers they has a thing fur dawnkees…. troo???
Hmmm. Ai donut fink Shimmer haz eber meeted a dawnkee, akshullee. Himz iz fond uv mennee mennee typez uv creechurz tho (frends – nawt fud). Himz an opun-minded dragon (wif an opun-minded Mama)… so iffin himz fawlz in lub wif a dawnkee oar a kitteh oar a goggie or an ottur, or ennyfing else, dat wud be fien. Az lawng as himz getz treeted rite.
*luks around*
*lets go and falls to erf and lands on her nice sawft sorely missed KWILT!!!!*
*HYOOOOGE SIGH OF RELEEF TO HAS KWILT BAK*
SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fanky 4 da moast yummee lemming pi, speshullee da thotfull dekurayshunz, n 4 awl da grate weeshiz! {{{{{leeza-b}}}}}
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I seen U flie bai wyl I wuz taykin da seenik rowt obber da mowntinz, but I koodnt gitz 2 U n tym 2 ketch U — I happytaylz dat U hadded uh sawft landin awn ur kwilt! (wich kaymded bak jess n da nik-o’-tym)
*flies up teh thred on Ruby teh hummingbird, sends redandpurpel sparkels awl over leez-b an her teem uv flyin skwirrlz, flies away with a kwikness!*
*wayves to Gremlin from teh grownd, all wrappt up in hur kwilt*
lemming pi??? How did yu get teh lemmings to agree to dat?
oh they’ll follow u anywheres…
*hed desk*
Snerk!
ceeling cat iz thirrstee
an wee shud awl drink to AAAHZ for deh birfdai!!
Fanky jk2k! Kin I dreenk 2?
**glug glug glug glug glug** slurp ** Ahhhh!
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fanks an bak at-cha!
{{{aahz}}}
I’ll drink to that!
Happy Birfday, Aahz and everybuddy else havening a birfday today! You can each chooz 1 (one) prize from teh bottom two shelves.
And to all u racers: Eat my ice chips!
Smoos from LCB
I was riding my chikken-souped-up getaway Zamboni, with an axe-wielding dwarf riding shotgun. I is decked out for teh occasion in a super-sparkly skating outfit, but wif training wheels on my skates so I don’t fall down go boom. I am wearing a green-n-bloo wire bow in my hair and wire-cutters for earrings.
The dwarf threw his axe at other racers, but the axe turned into a small bird in midair. The most damage the other racers received was a blotch of bird poop on their uniforms.
My trusty mount, McKinley, was to have ridden shotgun, but in time trials we had a little trouble with tipping over on turns. Mt. McKinley suffered slight damage and is resting comfortably in my freezer even as we speak.
Ai hoep hee wil b okely dokely!
That’s sweet of u to say. U can visit if u wants, but bring a sweater.
duz mt mckinley has kwake inshuranse?
Yes, thank Ceiling Cat, but it’s not covered in teh even of an act of derring-don’t.
We telled teh claims adjustor that Mt. McKinley fell over while rescuing a kitten from one of its trees. U won’t tell on us will u?
R u shure u wants to let a claims ajustor neer mt mckinley?
Wut abowt himz mineral rights? I hear those claims peepz can reallyl stake on teh chrgs….
Well, let me put it this way: he can’t do too much with his breefcase, calcyoolater and claims-adjusting helmet, now can he?
*Hides breefcase, calcyoolater and claims-adjusting helmet behind back*
Yu debreefed teh claims ajuster?
By myself? Heck no. I just debreefcased him.
GMTA!
Aifink she debreefcased teh claims ajuster. Datz *slitelee* diffrunt.
Yeah. Doesn’t require teh bulky equipments and safety goggles.
She meer-ly ajusted teh ajusters breefs.
ohai, LCB. I lubs teh storee. I gotted yer msg abowt findin sorce fer Hunnert Dollah Towils. Yippeeeee! I satndz by wiff teh cowculator for perpuses of figgerin owt how to pay for a Hunnert Dollah Towil.
Yay! It’ll be a few moar whiles yet, though, before they are availubble, so u might want to set that heavy cowculator down. Looks like it needs milking, too.
I haz cookies to go wiff dah miwk. WE can has eats it fer Aahdz berfday. I can has ridez on Zamboni? I luvs Zamboni. I kin awmost feel teh nearly-a-breeze bwowing mai hairz back.
I think I could milk a cow if I had to, but I don’t think I’d wanna cookie a cow.
U can has a turn on teh Zamboni, sure! We can really open it up and– oops! u fell off!
*gets off teh still-speeding Zamboni, picks addkittehz up, walks wif her carefully back to teh still-speeding Zamboni, halps addkitthz up, climbs slowly back on*
LCB, I wants 2 see yer freezer. R u de wun dat stores awl de icee creem fur de pardees?
Oh, it holds lotsa stuff, like…
All teh ice creems u can eat
Baked Alaska, frozen
Cubes of ice
Diamonds of ice
Elebenty flavors of sno-cones
Freezer burn balm
G…
Gushy fud
Hawt crossy buns
Innocynt YNGs
J…
Gelati
Hawt Dogs (frowzen ob corse)
Igloos
J …
Jumpee (cawfee) beens
Kristalz of kolored shugr
Lemming Pi’s
M…
Mt McKinley of corse
Naval academy dropowts
Old shinee fings… hay, wut’s my dongul doin heer???
poppy korns
quackers
razberri yummies
s…
Shiny fings
Tortols (chawklit cuvured)
Umbrellys
V…
Sassafras ti ice cubes
Tangereen sherbet
Unicorm fud (n cayse 1 drawps bai unexpektidly)
V…
Vanillol Eyeskreem
Waddurmelun (freez den yooz as ice kyoobz in teh punch)
X-tra larj pakij uv Eggoz (waffulz fur thoze nawt familiar wif teh brand)
Yellow peechez (freezd fur yoos in smooveez)
Zingurz (choklit)
Fanky sew muchlee LCB!! Kin I dreenkee wif U?
**glug glug glug glug glug** slurp ** Ahhhh!
Schmoos 2 U 2! {{{{{LCB}}}}}
*pours another drink for Aahz*
Hop on teh Zamboni and we’ll take a joy ride!
Um, eggsept it doesn’t go so fast so it’ll be moar like a mildly-amused ride.
hmmmmmmmm wunder if yew cud take a trip round teh sun on teh zamboni??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaKqwvGa6Bw
Heh! C abuv — it goez fastur dan U mite finksew…
Der awf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{{{{Aahz}}}}}
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Happitail Birfdai 2 U
Happitail Birfdai 2 U
Happitail Birfdai deer AAAAaaahhzzzzz
*taek a deep bref*
Happitail Birfdai 2 UUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
ADN MENI MOERRRRRR!!!!!!!
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Hoep U haz a Gr8 Dai!
BIG HUGZ N LOTSA LURVE,
mlfu
O, fanky 4 da grate seengin, misslionforu! {{{{{misslionforu}}}}}
I b happytaylz U cood maykit 2 da rais!
Hippo bath tea 2 ewes,
Hippo bath tea 2 ewes,
Hippo bath tea deer Aahz,
Hippo bath tea 2 ewes.
Ai is rydin a jet-powerd mobilitee skootur
B4 ennywun finks “Pore annipuss” Ai doan’t haz a mobilitee skooter IRL – yet.
Woooo Hooooo!! Lets awl jump awn adn go fur ryde!!! Steps awnit, anni!!
Sum uv teh owld biddiez hoo lib rownd heer iz berry dainjurus in der Mobilitee skooters. We cawlz dem “H**lz Grannies”
Fanky 4 da “bath tea” seengin, annipuss!
Sum hugz frum kraws da pond: {{{{{annipuss}}}}}
Birdie Caek Too Yoo!
Birdie Caek Too Yoo!
Birdie Caek Dear Aahz!
Birdie Caek Too Yoo!
Vewwy Vewwy NOMabul!!!1!
I caem on mai ROLFcopter!!!1!
Fanky olympic lolcat 4 da “birdie caek”! Ur rite — it IZ nommabbul!
Yu cud heer the huf beets pound
As tehy raysed acrors teh grownd
An teh cladder ob teh weels
As tehy spun rownd and rownd.
And she gallupps into Aahz burfdai,
Silly braytin, com wut mai,
Her naym is Ambercat
And she dryvs teh fastest milkcart in TTI!
*Aaaaaaaammberrrrrrr…She droives the faaastest milk cart in teh West*
Whoohoo Ambercat
Waow Ambercat! Datz wun speedee milk kart! I nebber hadded uh milk kart n mai birfdai sillybrayshunz b4! Fanky muchlee!! {{{{{Ambercat}}}}}
oh, noez, kittehs noez getz stuckz in deh glass!!!
Just fer AAHZ, owr birfdai honoree, a liddel sawng:
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Wonderful!!
We call Aahz Wonderful!!
So he’ll say Wonderful – cuz we insist
He will be Wonderful
And we’ll say Wonderful
Believe me, we’re hard to resist
Cuz cheez is wonderful
We think he’s wonderful
Hey, look who’s wonderful –
Our skating fren!
We say he’s not a fool
To skate on ice so cool
And then chat wif us here – it’s a trend!
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(apologees to Stephen Schwartz and “Wicked”)
PB2K enters teh partee area wif wun foot awn her IV pole, an teh other foot pushing liek iz a skooter. Her bags ov saline solushun swing merrilee in teh breeze an katch teh lite, frowing prisms ov kolured lite eberywehre an awn eberybodee. Teh lite mixes bery well wif teh cweenfetti!
Teh IV pumps make a merry liddo tune, I finkso it’z playing “Happy Birfdai Aahz!” Yup, shur ’tis!
I’z gonna find a plaes to set teh pole in teh grown, an den iffn I gits diskoneked, Ly can mebbee nekkid dansdansdans wif it.
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HAPPITAYL BIRFDAI, DEER AAHZ!!!! An mai yoo hab manee manee moar, full ov gud fings an gud wishes. Heer iz a prezzie ov gud choklits (nawt sordid!) an sum fresh storeberries wif creem! Enjoi!
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(wow…I’z nebber maed it to a partee awn tiem befoar! Iz the fun!)
Moar {{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}
***nomz da chokklitz n strawdberreez wif kreem***
Yum yum!!
Yer rite, PB2K! Dis wuz mai nawt sekkund tiem beein awn tiem AND prepared. Shimmer & teh fairies iz havvin sew much fun!
I haz herd menneh things, but I haz never herd Happy Birfdai playd on IV pumps befoar!
*floofy klapping uv orinj paws* Gud show! Gud show!
*flies away in a shower uv red an purpel sparkls on Ruby teh hummingbird*
Betchu nebber herded uvva poal dans awn uh IV poal, eevur…
Happitayl Birfday Aahz Heers sum canuls fur tew blo owt…iiiiiii and sum balloloons
ºộ☼O☼Q۞Ôò©ºO∞°☼o*○☼ ° Ö □ ۞☼ө☼Ө*ồ☼ºQỠ*۞○☼*☼°*¤0*∞ *wispurrs* Tehy hab teh heeleeum tew halp yew wif yur tripl tow aksils, adn dubbl tow luups adn kwad jumpses. Yew kin aslo uzim tew mayk a funee skweekee voys iffin yew lyk!!. Ai mayk yew birfdai sawng awn kazoo…
♪♫mmzzzzzbbeeeee bmmmmzzaaay mmzooz mmmoooozz♪♫
♪♫mmzzzzzbbeeeee bmmmmzzaaay mmzooz mmmoooozz♪♫
♫♪♫ mmzzzzzbbeeeee bmmmmzzaaay mmbbzeer bmzaaaaaaz♪♫
♪♫mmzzzzzbbeeeee bmmmmzzaaay mmzooz mmmoooozz♪♫
fikshunkitteh is entring teh rayce rydin hers bloo skootr wif shynee skreemers anna dingding bell. Her kint goze bery fass, olny feetz pow wurd, butts hers inna rayce jess teh saym. ::Skoot…Skoot….Skooty…..Skootz!!!1!! Bbbrriiiinnng Bbbrriiiinnngeeee…..Bbbrriiiinnng!!!1!! W00t W00t:: Heers Ai coming!!
woooo hoooo for fikshunkitteh……….teh liddel skootr dat cud!!
Fanky 4 da bloonz (n da heeleeyum 4 heppin wif mai jumpz — I hoapz dat nawt kowntz az steeroydz
)!! N I reelee liekded da kuzew sewlow! {{{{{fikshunkitteh}}}}}
{{{Aahz}}} *fills uppa kazoo wiff chonklit martonnies*
klunkee*
Cheez!!
*klinkee…
*sips sips sips…glug glug glug*
AAAAaaaaahhhhh (zzzzz), tastee!!
Cheez!!
**glug glug glug glug glug** slurp ** Ahhhh!
Mmmmm! Fanky FK!!
Happeee birfday AAHZ
*blowz da birfday tooter*
Big-gladys gotz ov to a beri slo starts ‘cuz her intertubes waz all clogged up wif da lolcats, but nows she iz zippin ‘long on roller skaties wavin de manie kolered pom poms in da air fer Aahz.
Fanky 4 da pompomz n da birfdai tooter sulewt, big-gladys!! {{{{{big-gladys}}}}}
Hi, since you will have lots of songs, I won’t sing.
Jus Happi Birfday from Abbycat, Agate, Alabaster, and Quenn Mama Tut.
Aww, I thot I had tiem to pre-rite a commenz after a fone call taht took too long. But my clok mustuv ben sloe. I’ze a awlso-ran. But happitails birfday ennyways.
Aifinkso there were FIFTEEN entries on the dot of 9:00 am cheeztime Yay!!
An teh quilties are bak!!!! YAY YAY YAYYAY YAY YAY!!!
Fanky 4 da birfdai weeshiz, Abbycat! U nawt awlsew ran — U steel grate n mai buk! I jess happytayl dat U kin b heer! {{{{{abbycat}}}}}
Hippo Birdies to all!
We noo returns u to ur normal broadkast.
Fanky Chessie! {{{{{chessiecat65}}}}}
I steel liekz ur abatar
chessie abatar sew snoooozubul…..
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Just las nyte Ai wuz luking at mai sleepee Sassy nd thot seh luked liek Chessie teh Sleeping Kitteh. (If ene peeps doan noes hur storee wif teh Chesapeake & Ohio raylroad in teh 1930’s, Googlol hur.)
An wee aer awl happitayl agane `coz dey heered ower criez uv angwish and gibbed us bakk ower kwiltee fings in tiem fur Aahz’z birfdai raes.
yes yes I look beautisimus agains!!!1! but where iz the nekkid dansdansdans gurl?
Er…Gettin drest? O, noe, muss be gettin UNdrest.
Gettin undrest? Iz it tyme for de nekkid dansdansdansing?
Lyanthya promisst 2 dans nekkid fur Aahz’z birfdai, but Ai fink she musta weared herselb owt dansin fur 24 howerz nonstop.
shez up dere nekkid dansdansdansing. c hur?
Yep, Ai seed hur!
Yah, Aiz heer.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Ai hadta eet dinner
*Ly shakes her thang*
yoo nowt be layt agains!!!! birdie-dai wifout nekkid dansdansdans is liek erm… is liek…
aahhh I iz too too too tireded cause I doed nowt slept lust nite, cause I wus making plans plans plans foar nekkid dans dans dans! nooooooo! I just jokin honest! I iz tired cause I wus doing new stufs but iz nowt yet readee so I be nowt show you it nao. anudder dai k? I alsow wants too apologise foar nowt updating my site teh last 2 dais but wus reelleee busy honest! But nao I treat yoo well adn maed changez foar you!!!1! Small but funneee Ai finkso! Teh sports linkses has beein changeded to new ones!!!!1! I hopes you have the funs!!!
Happy Birdie agains adn I goes to dream on the arms of my Juliet!!!!
ah mai other comment was NOMed bai teh bad cheezsite but should appear in a bits! I am too tired ov typin it again! see you Happy Cheezpeeps!
Ai trais nawt to be layt agen. Ai were hongree, tho.
We gotz plinnee uv nomz heer! Gitz ur fill uvvem sew U can haz enurjee 4 ur dansdansdansin!!
15 commints in teh nawt sekond minnit! Woo hoo!
waow!
And suddenly a noyze frum abuv! Swooping down frum teh sky, Gremlin flies on Ruby.
Ruby is a hyoog ruby-throated hummingbird; Ruby is wayring a beautiful ruby-studded collar that sparkils in teh sun. Grem wayrs a purpel sparkly soot.
Grem urges Ruby forward. Ruby FLIES past teh crowd up into teh sky an duz loop-de-loops! They spell owt a messij. It sez:
Happy birthday, Aahz!
In a purpel an red sparkly blur, Grem and Ruby wunz agin tayk to teh skies! They toss red an purpel sparkly confettis frum abuv, an it rayns down all over teh krowd!
*sparkl sparkl purpel red sparkl sparkl*
Wow, Gremlin — dat iz teh most wunnermus hummingbird ai haz eber seed in mai lief!!!
Yes, she izza gud hummingbird. Inna summer she hangz owt neer mah deck, drinkin red stuffs owtta teh hummingbird feeder an speeding arownd teh yard to . . . uh . . . keep her speed up! She yooshully leeves to fly sowth in erley September, so I iz glad teh rayces is in August when shez still hyeer!
*pets Ruby, givs her a big shmoo anna hummingbird treet, flies away in a sparkly red an purpl blur!*
Luk ober dere, Gremlin! Iz Ruby flirtin wif mah Shimmer? Dey luks sew kyoot flyin circles arownd eech udder!
Yur rite, Nightshayde! I sees awl owr sparklies gittin mixed up togethur!
*red an purpel an green an gold sparkls everywhar*
Ruby is pritteh smawl; she mite be intiminomnomnomidated by yur dragon. He duzzint *gulp* happen to EET hummingbirds, duz he?
*flies away with a kwikness, sendin sparkls everywhar*
No no no – Shimmer wud NEBER eet a hummingbird. He eetz oanly stoopy pplz (sumfin dat will neber be in short supply).
R dey … um … “twitterpaytid”?
Dey *mite* be — but dey jus mite be hazzin fun playin wif new frendz. Oanlee tiem will tell.
Waol, ifn U gits sum humminburd-shaypt dragginz oar draggin-shaypt humminburdz, den tym haz taylded!
uhm…sry…
wut is “twitterpaytid”?
kthxwishaiwuzsmartr
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It’s a refrence to “Bambi,” a Disney movie from years and years ago. When one creature gets all silly because he or she has got a crush on another creature, that’s being “twitterpated.” There’s usually flirting & batting of eyelashes going on… and the twitterpated one might lose a bit of coordination depending on the level of twitterpation.
Fanky 4 da byootimuss birfdai messij, gremlin! {{{{{gremlin}}}}}
Haowd U noez dat I reelee liekz roobee-throwtid humminberdz?
Wuz just a lukkee gess, ayfinkso! Haz a happeh day!
*zooms away in a shower of redandpurpel sparkls*
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YEW,
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YEW,
HAPPY BIRRRRFFFFDAY, DEER AAHZ,
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YEWWWWWWWW !!!!!
Here iz sum gem-encrusted covers fur yer skate blades and majik dust to mayke yew junp higher!
O, fanky eeck!! Datz uh grate jawb seengin! I liekz da pirtee blayd cuvverz, n I cood reelee, REELEE yooz da majik dust uh kuppla weakz frum naow…
{{{{{eeckthecat}}}}}
Cong-rats Hashim foar nowt secund spowt!!!1!
And ov cours Aahz heer iz yur Birdie Caek!!!1! wif kandls!
Fanky 4 da cayk, OL!!
ur welcum olympic lolcat!!
i appreciate ur conga ratz!!
u r gettin mihety fien on da nawt sekkundz, Hashim!
yesh, lindykat, itz naow almost tiem fur meh to go to bed, itz midnight here, 2 AM,
i can spare sum moar minutes till da caek kutting and da pinyata bonking though….
pinyata bonking?
dat sownds…slitely ebil!
Nawt reelee — we wuz shoein annipuss haow itz dun uppa buv…
de ebil wood be pinyata boinking
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hehe…heehee….*snicker*
K naow, SHD — we’ll gitz U uh pinyatta sheep ifn U keapz dat up!
don’t knead the lanolin dat bad…..aaannnyyyway, thankyew….but no.
Kitteh sez “Hmmmm…iz dis beer or Vernors??”
Oh, iz der a kitteh der too? Ai didn’t noetiss!
**giggol**
Sillee annipuss!
I wud have rayced, but mai D-hawpper wud have been diskwalifyed!
Happee Birfdai, Aahz!
As prawmissed, I brings u a lyf-sized Tananda caek, lawng green hare adn awl!
Adn in awner uv KitKatsMom, who awlso silleebrates her birfdai todai, I brings bukkits (no nawt bloo) of bwakberri icee creem!
Fur Choklitmonster, I has lawts of chokklits (wif sordid fillings)!
Happee Birfdai, ebbriwun!
Fanky, MelONyx!! Da cayk lukz grate, n I betz it taystz grate 2!! **nomnomnom** {{{{{MelONyx}}}}}
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N fanky 4 da rimyndur — Hippo Birdeez 2 KitKatsMom, Choklitmonster, n doan fur-gitz Esme!!
Happee birfdai 2 u deer Aahz!!!! Tammy Teh Terribul Tigger (TTTT) (mai nu bebbeh-kitteh) sens teh shmoo too yoo!!! o, an u iz also entyteld 2 az meny snorglles frum TTTT az yor age!!!!
fainally, AfriCat an TTTT appear onna flyin pursian carpit an zooms fru cheezland droppin liddle perfum-boms 2 mak a luvely smell fur Aahz birfdai!!!
Fanky muchlee AfriCat!! I lurvz da naym uv ur bebbeh kitteh! Oooh, n fanky 4 da snorglez 2
**snorgle snorgle snorgle snorgle snorgle … snorgle snorgle snorgle snorgle snorgle**
da bom mai Leo left in da lidderbox dis morning soytenly dident smell like perfum. Ooofdah!
“Oooofdah!”
heers a free perfum-bom, jes fur u an Leo!!!
Ohai AfriCat! Duz ur TTTT sae TTFN liek teh orijinul Tigger?
Catsablanca zoomz in laet riding barebak awn a majestik Liger! (Teh Liger haz teh barebak, nawt Catsablanca.) Oh noes, seh awlmozt fawls awf teh Liger az seh waevs 2 Aahz nd showts “Happytayle Burfdae!!” Whew! Seh’s oteh….dere’s lotsa room awn dat Liger’s bak!
Fanky catsablanca!! Datz wun fantastikkle Liger!!
**wayvz bak 2 catsablanca**
HAPPEE BIRFDAI AAHZ!!!!!!!!!11!
Sending yoo bestest whishes fur a grate birfdai n year, adn a shinee new Kanadiun loonie fur luk (hay, it wurked fur owr Lolympic hockey teem!).
DK
Fanky sew muchlee, 4.5K!! {{{{{4point5kittehs}}}}}
Fanx 4 da Kanadiun loonie — mebbe it’ll hep me gitz da gowld at da Peech!!
Perzacklee!! (Teh loonie be a byootimus goldie kolor.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AAHZ!!.and too ebryone elses birfday .elebenty gud wishes and heer is kanadian bacon fer teh party. (i members dat loonie)
Fanky amandakat!! {{{{{amandakat}}}}}
Ooooh, kanadiun baykun!! *nom nom nom*
Tidmum peddals fyuriussly to teh partay-Late agen.I noes.Sowee……had a IRL prollum ….
*….DINGALINGALING……Skreeeeeeeeech…bang………spinny weels……*
xxx♥♥♥
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*ahem..* Tidmum piks hersef up orf teh floor after crashin in to a pile ob prezzies..
…Hope I diddunt bork enny….
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Still, I hear at last an want to say
Aahz,I wish yoo a Happy Birfday
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I maded yoo a gift ov wunders nebber seen befor-so nebber seen, I dunt noes whut it is
……Ohh I see,it’s a majikkal box filled wiv awl teh things yoo ebber dreemed of an full ov wishes an dreams an ….oohhhh Shineees
HAPPITAYL BIRFDAY AAHZ
Fanky tidmum!! {{{{{tidmum}}}}} Dat majikkle boks b sew wunnermusslee pirtee, n LOOKEE DERE!! Wun uv da shynee fingz n mai noo boks uf dreemz iz mai gowld meddle 4 mai freesk8 kawmpatishun!!1! O, fanky tidmum!!
{{{{Aahz}}}}
Cant wait to see it hung rown yor sholders wen yoo win 
I’z keepin ebreefing crossed for yor upcumming competishun. at meddle shore luks shiney
Wyle wi r awl gavered heer togever, O GR8 Aahz, plz tellz us waht ur abatar pikshur is!!
HAPPEE BIRFDAE, AAHZ!!!!!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*flies down teh thred on Ruby teh hummingbird, showering teh Ly teh nekkid danzer with purpel an red sparkels*
Wheee!!!!
*zips off on Ruby into teh sunset, wayving gud-bye*
Buh-bye! Ruby is awl tukkerd owt an we haz to go hoem fur refyooling!
*chattering uv hummingbird-speek an a rush uv tinee wings is herd in teh distance as they zoom away*
*waves* Bye, Gremlin!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Oohhh… shiny!
*Ly shakes her thang*
*fliez ober Ly wif Shimmer & teh Fairies, dustin Ly wif sparkulz uv menny kulurs*
*waevz gud-bye to Ruby*
Shimmer jus waevd himz wing at Ruby. Himz sad dat sheez goin awai, but he unnerstands. We will haz to set a play-date fur dem!
O waow!! Nawt oanlee dew I gitz nekkid dansin frum Ly, but naow herz b cuvverd wif kullerd sparkleez! Da dansdansdansin b ketchin da lite n REELEE lukkin gud!!
Fanky Ly! {{{{{lyanthya}}}}}
(gotta b kerfull huggin Ly wifowt herz cloaz awn sew az nawt 2 mayk mai XYL upset — caynt haz nunna dat)
iz so sorry i cant stay any longer
iz gonna miss da super cool awesum birffday party
meet ya’ll 2morrow den..
it iz 2 AM here *sigh*
*walks grumpily to da bed**zzZzzZZZzZZzz*
Nuhnite Hashim.
Sweet dreems.
*spins Ruby arownd fur a kwik sekkund, skatters sum purpel an red sparkls on Hashim az he heds off to bed; zips away into teh sunset*
Sweet dreemz! May yoo dreems be filld with beautimus sparkls an majik!
Hashim! Ai mist yoo agin! Ai lefted yoo a messij on teh thred wif teh poor kitteh wif teh pot on itz hed.
Nite Hashim!! Fanky agin 4 kummin 2 da rais, n conga-ratz agin 4 winnin!
Happyest Birfday Aahz!! Ai cudnt get hier eny soonur cuz awl ai gots to dribe is mai 1970 AMC Gremlin (*sputter, kof, kof, kof, stall*)
Luks liek ur haveen a wondermus partee! Ai brot u a Def bai Choklit caek.
*spins Ruby arownd fur teh last tyme* Come on, gurl!
Yoo needs sum hummingbird majik to perk up that Gremlin! *shayks sum purpel an red sparkels awl over vgersmom* Ther yoo go! That shuld speed things up.
Nao, Ruby, I noes yoo is tyred! Letz go, gurl! *flies away fur gud this tyme, leevin a trayl uv sparkls in their wake*
*an as they fly orf into teh mists uv ICHC-land, Ruby wayvs a wing at Shimmer an givs him a verreh-frendlee luk*
Fanky, vgersmom! {{{{{vgersmom}}}}}
I *LURVZ* Def bai Chokklit ennyfing! *nom nom nom nom*
Ebber hadded da Def bai Chokklit at Bennigan’s? Izzat ware U gitted da idear 4 ur cayk? Yum yum!!
Ai mai hab had it at Bennigan’s but iznt it jus one ov teh basik fud grups? Glad u liek it!
psst.
Aahz.
obbur heer.
*donkee wisspurrs and geschur Aahz obbur so nowun will notice*
Teh donkee is disguised in a cloak and dey huddle in teh corner wile teh festivitees r happenin.
See wutt I has furr u.
*Looks arown furrtivvlee*
*Pulls out tiny velvet box*
Look inside!
Inside is a bootimuss ring.
It hab a golden dragon on it, wiff an emeruld eye dat r eternallee brilliant shinee.
Doan tuch it yet!!
Puttz it awai and takes it home.
*looks rown an wisspurrs*
If u rubs teh eye, majikul fings happen. If u needs a protekshun, a donkee wiff golden hoofees will appeer to smite ur enemees. If u needs a lub, warm beems ub light will fill u wiff happees and donkee lubs will surrown u. If u needs a cheezburger, wun will majiklee appeer! If u has a thirstee, it willz leed u too cold fresh waturr. It has uddur surprizes too. U will see….
Ebbree-buddee needs a majikul ring filled wiff donkee lub too helps dem out sometimes!
Happy Birfday Aahz!
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Ooooh! Shiny!
Can I plz borry it just for a minnit to see whut it looks like in teh lig–
*wakes up 3 hours later, wif a giant bruise shaped like a donkey hoof on forehed*
Ooooh LCB, yew okay?? Heers a chunko Mt McKinley tew halp wif yur forehed bonk, hode it tehre fur a litlol wyl, adn hoap swillin goze doan.
Thx, FK! That feels a little better. Mountains are such good frenz, don’t u think?
I can has medicinal martooni, plz?
Oh yesh!
klunkee wif mai kazoo*
*poor poor poor*
*swerly swerl, putz inna siwzzl stik*
*hands LCB a chonklit martooni*
Cheez!
*klinkee
Mmmmmmm
kthxhic
ROTFLMAO!!!!
It ebben has an anti-thief deevice!
Enefing shiny needz 2 hab wun ob tohse!
O waow! I luvz it Kafleen!! {{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Naow I can haz 2 majikkle reengz! Da wun mai XYL givded me 4 maykin herz mai XYL b mai gud-luk reeng. Naow I gitted wun frum mai moastist fayvrit dawn-key dat duz da moast wunnermuss stufz! I shure b wun lukee gy 2dai — C haow much gud luk mai gud-luk reeng givz me?
…
Ooooh, I gotz un idear …
**finkz uv uh weesh**
**rubz draggin ay**
***PUFE!!1!***
O lukee!! It DUZ werkz!! I weeshted 4 uh grate birfdai pardee sir-rowndid bai awl mai CheezFrinz!! Adn heer it iz!!
Diz kitteh luks laike mai Benny-boi, cept he haz dark marky on leff aie an awl-white on rite. He awlzo put hiz hed in mai milk glazz wen he waz liddel an help self tu mai milk – no ken fitz anymohr.
Hey Aahz … I am arrivin fashunablee late 4 teh swoiray?? My SIN-SEER apple-oh-gees. Itz so hard to find matchin mice dese days. Took me awl day jus to fynd teh pumpkin!! *scrayps at pumpkin seeds on bawl gown* pleez to ex-cues my state of deshabille … fairee god-muthas nawt wot dey ewes to be … Aaaanyway … poynt iz … I howpe taht awl teh BYOOTIMUS cheez peeps an tehir dyv … divre … awl so diffrunt mowds of trans-port help yuu have teh MOWST AMAZIN BIRFDAY EVA!!
Now. Wears teh cayk?
Fanky sawa!! {{{{{sawa}}}}} N mai I sai dat U lukz jess gorjuss n ur fantsee bawl gaown — I doan kerr wat uvver ppl sai!
***cutz sawa uh grate beeg slys uv cayk***
Heer joyn da pardee!!
Ohai Aahz, I iz layte to the parteh
but Iz wanted to wish Uz a berry happy birfdai
I also broted u sum choclit cheese cake
I hope Uz has a wunnerful dai an a grate yearz!
Ooohh, chokklit cheez cayk! Dere nawt much beddurer dan dat!! Fanky 2K!! {{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}
*nom nom nom nom nom*
i am coming in verry laet on my boiyz old red try-sikkle (throo teh magik ob teh interwebs it iz reskyood frum bein thrown owt an the borkded tire ix fixed an teh rusty paint all shiny again) wif legos glooed all ober (cawz tahts wut we haz lots ob at owr howse) an balloonz tyed to teh handlebars, wif teh lowdspeekr playin “planet claire” by teh 52-Beez at full volume, an teh burfday fairy haz letted me borrow sum ob herz burfdaykonfettiz:
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Happee Burfday Aahz!!!
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Ohai lunarmommy!! {{{{{lunarmommy}}}}} I luvz da birfdaikunfetteez!! I awlsew liekz da try-sikkle wif da legoz (we can haz lotza legoz at owr hows 2 — we can haz lego owtlitt stoar neerbai)
Win “Plannit Clayr” iz obber, kin U plai “Luv Shak”? I spryzded dat noe wun droav da “Kryslur az big azza wayl” n da rais!
yoo gotted it, aahz! i playd it for yoo!
*wanderz in adn seez deh party in full swing*
Dang! I wuz thinking deh party wuz on deh next fred. *sigh* sry I b late.
oh, well.
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Happee Birfday Aahz!!
I wented 2 deh koest dis week adn I gottinged u a prezzie!!
It b a beech in a boddul! Dere b a liddul sand and a haf duzen c shellz inside deh boddul wif a cork in deh top. u kin putting it on ur shelf, an weneber u needz a vaykayshun, u kin taking it down and lukking at it and goez 2 deh beech.
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*frowz a liddul cweenfetti 2 briten deh bottum uv deh fred.
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Ohai cweenmj!!1! {{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}} U nebber layt — we musta bin urlee oar sumfin…
Fanky 4 da birfdai cweenfetti n 4 da wunnermuss poartibble beech! I b keapin it neerbai sew I kin tayk uh vaykayshun ennytym I wanna!
Moar {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Hartz n luvz 2 U obber n da westee coastee!!
srsly, teh kwilts is back?
Peeps, I want the + and – thingies back. I don’t always have the time to look through all the Nawt Second ™ posts, and usually I just give up halfway through scrolling down! Can we have the thread folding out/in back, please?
Pissamist: Glass looks like it is full of piss.
grossamisst: post looks like it is full of gross.
Realist: Glass iz 2 big.
*pooshes fish*
Oooops, ded eye bumps yew?? Sew sry!
*runs awai*
Skuse mi, Ai beeleev u wur wunting teh commint abuv. *Luks at armz nd finks “Taht’s gonna bruze.”
Noooo, catsablanca…nawt pooshes yew, olny fish!! Didja git splished? Wut hapind tew ur arms??
Ooh. Ded eye bumping peepulls. Do not wunt. *snurt*
Mebbeh wood halp inna nekst pichur…? wif awl zombies n awl…
ooh, yah!
teh optimist says teh glass is half full
the pessimist sez teh glass is bean half empty
the engineer sez teh glass is twice as big as it needs to be
Teh software engineer sez yor reekwiremints doan match teh seyez ob teh spekz an mus be ammended tu meet teh storage reestikshuns.
De IT kawnsultant sez u must leeb room fur potenshul end-user needs ekspanshun.
MykroeSawft saylz rep taylz me haow grate da glass iz gunna b win I finullee gitz it…
Happy burfday Aahz!
I iz laet to the partee…I hopez there iz still caek!
{{Aahz}}
An maaaaaaany moar!
Fanky officecat!! O yesh, dere steel b plinnee uv cayk!
**cutz officecat uh beeg slys**
Heer y’ar!!
hapi burfdai Ahaz-
Iz berri hard two getz aniwherez awn time whenz u ridin a Oregun ‘anana slug….. u leafz nic slic trail fur da peepz behindz u!
gascat n fishykitteh wavz floofy pawz awt u n sez hapi burfdai! Deh iz in ponchez pilot- (mai spoosez kar IRL) taken gascat bak ta skool in colomarado.
gascat hadz da fluterbys dis mornin butz himz happi- yeah i finkso!
letz see- didz I get mai oldy blu quilti bak?
momcat
Fanky gascat! Noe mattur ifn ur layt — I jess happytaylz U wuz heer!! {{{{{gascat}}}}}
O, N yesh, ur kwiltee fing iz bak!
Did somewun say moar cake?
O boi!! Fanky NC66!! I luvz da green kandullz n da red aysin!!
**stix feengur n aysin n putz uh big glob n2 mowf**
Mmmmm — peppymint!!
iz zat a moar cak or a zmore cak?????? oh wellz…… iz hongri
*momcat fergetz shez posed ta beez an ad ault n grabz big mouful ub cak*
nom,nom,nom…..
yum! pepa-cheri ment!
momcat
OHMAHGUDNESS
Dat r fabooluss!!!!!!!!!!
Waol, CheezFrinz, dis haz bin wunna da moastist fun n innerstin birfdai pardeez I’z ebber hadded! Fank U sew muchlee 4 awl ur gud weeshiz n awl da tym U putted n2 ur kawmintz 2 mayk dem sew muchlee fun n innertaynin!
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Liek I sedded b4, U awl haz mayded me feal liek I wuz wun uv da orijinul ICHC memburz, nawt jess uh nookummer. U b sew nys n frindlee n evvyfing, itza treet n uh privvylij 2 hav yawl az mai Frinz!
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I gotza goe naow — mai littlist kidlet wontz 2 goe 2 himz skewl 2 c ifn himz wontz 2 b uh Kubbee Skowt, N I nawt gunna miss dat!
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CU L8R!!1!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{CheezFrinz}}}}}
Awwww… knuts.
Here I comes in dedlast, what wit’ the workkin and gettin my Hot Air Balloon blowed up. Hard to do wit’ a teeny little bicicle hand-pump, yannoes.
But, at leest my purpley geometries abbatar is bac, so, dat’s a gud ting!
3LittlKitties floats in to Aahz’s birfday partie in a Ginormus purpl balooon wit’
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AAHZ!!!
on the sides, lit up in day-glow letters an’, sparkly lights and waves at all de Cheezfriends down below, or beside, in the case ob de Pegasus.
I hopes all are having a GUUUUD DAY! I is orf nao to hab sum dinner.
Cheerz!
Rehi 3LittlKitties! I leevded U uh fanky kawmint, but WerdPretzel shufflded it daown yonder…
*sound ov liddle silver hooves galloping in teh distance. Coming neerer an neerer*
*JCH4K galloops in awn hur Unique Orn*
*Uniique Orn iz awl decked wif silber saddle an harness, an a dark green blankee wif silber emboridereee. She iz waring hur emerald green brokayde gown wif awl teh jooelree frum hur birfday partee*
Happee Birfday, Aahz.
Ai am so prowd ov awl teh deer cheezpeeps hoo rayced so beautifullee fur yoo. An awl teh moast beautiful presents an teh spetakular caeks!
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Ai bring yoo awnlee mai moast warm assuranz taht yoo ar indeed wun ov us! Yoo ar such a wunderful addishun to ar happee hamblee heer, an bring so much fun an happiness to awl hoo speek an play wif yoo heer.
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That yoo say this “Liek I sedded b4, U awl haz mayded me feal liek I wuz wun uv da orijinul ICHC” maieks me so happee, becuz it meens we ar awl “doinn it rite.”
{{{{Aahz}}}} Yoo know – there AR no original ICHC peepl heer nao. Ai maiself am soon to be sillybrating mai wun yeer anniversaree. Hardlee seems pawssibul! An ai hav seen soo menee reelee wunderful an funnee peepl . . .go away. So ai doo hoep yoo will be staying wif us fur a verree lawng taim.
Wun moar taim. Happee, Happee Birfday. An nao ai think ai am speeking fur teh lurkers, too!
Bery nieclee sed, Janet.
*klaps floofee pawz*
Ohai Janet!!1! {{{{{{{JPAQC}}}}}}}
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Fanky 4 da birfdai weesh, n 4 heppin 2 orginyz dis moast wunnermuss uv birfdai raisiz/pardeez!!! N awlsew 4 ur moast kynd werdz — dat reelee maykz me feal sew speshul! But watz reelee speshul iz U n awl uv da uvver grate CheezFrinz hoo mayk dis plais sew majikkle n frindlee n warm, n nawt 2 minshun funnee ( oops, as LCB wood sai, “I minshund it”
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Dis haz bin uh birfdai I woan fur-gitz! N I woan fur-gitz awl mai noo frinz n CheezLand, cuz dey r awl sew grate n wunnermuss!!
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BTW — I luvz ur Unique Orn, n U luk sew byootimuss n ur green gaown (didja noe green iz mai favrit kuller?) n ur shynee/sparklee birfdai joolree!!
Wun moar tym: {{{{{{{JPAQC}}}}}}}
Engineer thinks glass was over designed by 100%
LOLgical reasoning.
Ohai 3LK!! Fanky 4 da birfdai weesh wif da lubberlee sine awn ur jynormuss bloon! I thotted I seen ur bloon win I wuz zippin rownd da mowntinz wif mai jet-powrd bakpak.
{{{{{3LittlKitties}}}}}
Happy Birfdai, Aahz!!!1!!!
Sry mii an mai centaur Rex r sew late! Ai dinna want 2 miz teh fesstibitiees an Ai’m happitayl taht ebberywun hadz a wunnerful tyme!
Mai centaur is not sparklee (2 keep LCB frum steeelinz him!) but haz ah nize almondee-oilee sheen! He waz awlzo dissssap….dizapo….sad taht wii mizzd yr birfdai race.
Yewr prolly full ob tyrednesses an, well, fud, so mai giftee 2 U iz a sleep-tight nightee nightee wiff wunnerfl dreamz ov yeur partee an ah purrfectlee marbelous dai 2morrow an ebery dai thereafter!
Ohai teasel!! {{{{{teasel2}}}}}
But doan wurree bowt beeyin layt — I jess happytaylz dat U shoad up!
Fanky 4 da grate belaytid birfdai weesh! U r n gud kumpnee — mai oan seestur textid me uh birfdai weesh dis moarnin cuz herz winted 2 sleap last nyt!!
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Kewl centaur, BTW — nys kullerayshun!
Happi Birfdai awsum {{{Aahz}}} manx!!! ^.^
I hav aksed Sasha Cohen tu skate fur yu twiced, onst las nite adn onst 2nite, but she refoozuz tu upheer fur sum reezun…oh well, PercyCat skates n wif fore litl orinj iceboots on n glidez tu teh center of teh bloo ice, takes a deep breaf adn teh music beginz…”memreez,lalalalalalala,lalalalalalala,lalalalalalaaaa”
PC pushez off, gainz momentum adn leepz intu teh air duz a triple twist adn landz it..(.oooooo, teh crowd sez). PC then glidez thru teh center ov teh bloo ice doin footwerk crosober,bak,crosober,bak,reverse,crossober,
bak,crosober,n bak.(the crowd cheerz)fur hiz finale, PC gathurz spped
duz a wicked cartwheel (a move he created) into a dubbul bakflip into a doubul twist adn landz it. (the crowd cheerz at hiz new maunuvur adn r on dere feetz now tossing catnip mise adn furry toiz onto teh ice) PC grinz at all hiz frenz adn wavez a paw at Aahz az he leevz teh ise. Wez hopez u had a luvlee dai. Say ohai tu Sasha iffin she arrivaz.
Ohai PercyCat! I bin awai 4 uh wyl, but I b triein 2 goe bak n ketch up awn awl da birfdai greatinz I gotted n da meentym.
Fanky 4 da moast wunnermuss 4-feeted sk8n I ebber seen! Dat wuz reelee sumfin 2 watch!
**cheerz n fleengz catnip meesiz n uh floofee toi kitteh 4 PC**
Fanx awlsew 4 askinz Sasha 2 sk8 4 me, but I finksew herz bizzee wif uvver stufz laytlee…
{{{{{PercyCat}}}}}