der somting in mah closet
der somting in mah closet i can sleep wit u ?
no moar scaree storeez b4 bed.
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izzit basemint cat?
Congratshumalashuns, u aer top uv a dubble brayde! Oar a 6-fowld macrame, Ai aern’t shore witsh!
wii awl haz deh fass fingyers, jus dum luk aifinkso!
sure bebbeh kitteh
a trip 2 da ty-booteek 4 j00!
Ai haz teh skaerd
I promis I woan’t hog teh pillo.
mai kitteh maeks a faes liek dat…ai lets him hab teh hole pillo cuz hez so kyoot. sleepin hafway daun teh bed, nawt so comfie akshully.
Mai kitteh duzzint need teh pillo. He jest sleepses on mai face. Nawt as kyoot as it wuz when he was a little bebbeh kitteh.
So, u 2 wood b farmiliar wif dis
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1627528
Ai wunce bot a kard 4 maiself bcuz it maed mi laff sew hadr Ai hda teers. Picshur wuz ov a purrson inna bed wif a kitteh awn hiz fayse. Nsyde it sed “Some days it just doesn’t pay to take the cat off your face.” Iz sew troo, 2!!
Grate icon!
Has yoo seen Tacocat? Mai favrit palindroam, an a grayt ICHC pic.
Yr icon remyns me ov it.
*blush*
Tanks for the cawmpliment. I too thawt of tacocat. Iz my faborite palindroam.
I FINK ITZA ZOMBIE!
No, silly. It’s a little skeered kitteh. See teh stripes ‘n ears wif floof?
Ifn it iz a zombie, it’s the cutest zombeh-kitteh evar.
kwik! git ur CHRG’s awn!!
Oh noez! I lowst mine! It’s to laet for meh! Save yourselfs!
*nom nom nom*
Braaaaaaynz…. BRAAAAAAAAYNZ!
U knoes, that would be a very clever ploy for teh zombies. If they was cute they’d make ur hed splort, then they would has their brain meal all ready ready already.
Just as a precaution, praps it would be teh good idear to stock some sort of zombie repellent on teh CCC.
Saudz liek zombie jiffie pop.
As much fun to make as it is to eat!
but hmmmm… wut repels zombies.
WATE- I gots it… fyre!!
Skuze meh wyl ai wip dis owt
*tayks zippo frum pokkitt*
Y, wut wuz U finking???? hmmmm
the smell of lolcats in the mornin.
…….. :I
FYREMENZ!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
nowait…..NITELITES!!!! dem zombeez kint git meh nao!
akshly, i nearly made a lol like that once….
ther wuz a picshoor of a little wildcat that wuz sooo cyoot but prolly reel feerce…
i wuz gonna maek da capshun sumptin 2 do wif huntin bai hed splorts, but i couldn’t think of anything that sounded reel good, so i didn’t make the lol.
praps teh bestest zombie repellent wud be sumfink so kyoot it maek teh zombies go splort. dat wai, tehy saevs us teh trubbil ob killingk dem?
.
is der a pikshur ob kyoot braynes innywear?
mebbe a scan ob a kittn brayne?
ifinkso we r getting somewear! wen teh zombiez attak teh cheezpeeps will be reddy!
Izzat uh cat skan?
Ai hadda cat skan wunse nd wuz dispointed cuz dere wur noe kittehs dere.
Yu kant kil a zombee. wut yu finking? splort a zombiee nd yu gawtz rele trubulz.
i thought zombies can be killed wit wood an stuff.that what George clooney did inna movie wid him tatooed. dere were loza latino zombies – they went dead reely quickly if i be rememberin right
Wuzzint dey vampyrez?
u r right .i forgotted- just members George… not sure why.
Night of the Living Dead, hao 2 kil a zombee: ericlathrop.com/notld/
Lyke a krikkit bat?
Don’t forget to kill Philip!
(no, not u, PdB)
and over ther,in TTI – wasnt there a dcumentarie called shaun or fuzzy sometings
Shaun of teh Dead.
Wun of teh best zombeh moovies evar.
oh!
*whew*
don’t know why I thotted that. Sertinlee not becaws uv teh sharp poyntee teefss… or the poyntee claws… or teh eyes dat luk like the can see rite throo u…
Kitteh moves way to fast to be a zombie.
Zombies move vry slowly, like that one that’s rite behind u.
Jeesus Krist, get in teh car, itz a zombie!!!
No time for that. Quick, hop up here on my Zomboni!
oh fanks!
hay, can we ride by teh lolympix and catch the next hockey game?
Ok, sounds good. Lesse… teh next lolympic ice hokkey game will be in Vancouver in 2010. If we leave right now, we might just make it in time for teh 2rd period.
Oh, but drats, we has to go by and pick up teh zamboni-gating fuds. Dat will make us 3rd period for shure.
Think Mt. McKinley cud get us there faster?
Oh adn nawt tayk teh zombie aboydin zambonie??
well dat wud be best I guess.
oops… I has to go take care uv the bebbeh kitty…. I sees u guiz tomorrows.
LCB by tomorrow mornings u shud onlee be abowt 2 blocks away, so i fink i can catch u up then.
Mt. McKinley’s still in teh shop.
How else could we get there?
Astral projection
Bunways Airlines
Crawling on our hands and someone else’s knees
D…
Drivin’ teh Weenrmobeel.
Espeshully fast snailz.
Flyin teh hovercat.
G…
braaaaaynz…
Dribing the CCC
Eekwine back
Flyin intew fuchoor Musheen
G…
Dansdansdans (tho nawt nekkid)
Elolfunt ried
Frekwent Fyremen Miles
G…
gremlin ( da kar…. nawt DA gremlin ifinksnot….
hot wheelz (gotta mak looong trak)
Ice skates awn Petunia (swish, clomp, swish, clomp)
J…
momcat
btw- ifnz u wana see field hockey (whic wuz mai game… I played it in collmage) it be awn ’bout now….’merican wumun nawt sos bad ackshooly…
Jinormous Dragon
Kitteh Monorail
Lass wun derz a rottin egg
M….
Monster Truk (for to squish da zombees)
Nukleeer squirlol powered sled (dunno where got, but ther are these interesting fyle markes on it)
Olyfant (for to step onna zombees…zombee pankake annyone?)
P…
Pope-mobeel
Quaint Ponee Kart
Red Racin Kar
I fergots to put the
S
Red racin Kar mus hab NASCAR cute driver. Reely. It’s troo!
Shelbee Mustayng
Top-Fyool Funnee Kar
Unlimited Sprint Raysur
Vette (ub cors)
Watercar, March (lookit up)
X-29
YF-12
ZAMBONI!!1!
Ooooo, Shelbee Mustayng! Bill Cosby’s 200MPH rekord album (frum teh 60’s) iz abowt a Shelbee (mebbe Cobra, mebbe Mustayng).
*throws teh zombie sum leftover splorted braynes to distract him and runs liek h-e-dubble-teefpix!!
oar H E dubbel hokee stix
noe offenses, butz plz not 2 b usin DAT Name like dat. plz?
Ohai, AfriCat! Iz noe offenses ntended…..refrenses a preeveeus LOL nd teh saying haz bcome poplur: icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/jesus-christ-its-a-lion/
okeedokee, fanks fur unnerstandin.
Poor scaird kitteh! Yoo kum sleeps wif mee!
Pweeze? Itz gonna nom meh!!!!
Nawt tu wurry, lil kitteh, ai gut sum ov teh majic sparklie stuf frum Aahz’s partee and ai frows it in teh closet – it maeks awl the scardieness go away.
skeerdy kitteh should be skeery kitteh and nom it rite back. NOM!
Skeerdy kitteh shood go up to monstar and say I am byg and skeery too RAWR!!!!!!!1
attak wif moost vishus of nommings!!!1!
Ai lurbs it wehn teh bebbeh kittehs sae “RAWR!!!”
Congarats tu awl teh nawt secund commentirs. Sum niez Alkyselzer mebbe aftur awl teh parteein awn teh las lol?
Ai fing sum uv us will be needin dat! It wuz egg sitin, wuzn’t it!
an Aahz is such a gentulmun!! he maed shur tu bisit each parteegoer adn fank dem fur beein der.
Yep, dat wuz berry jentlemanlee uv him an Ai `preshyaytid it.
Dang. ai mist da partee. ai wuz being domestik gawdes ina kitchun maiking , of awl fingz, chutney. wut yu gun du wif awl doze wurmy appulz? iz tu lait tu sai hapi burfdai, Aahz? Akshul , ai fawt wuz sumbunnee els tudai nd aahz dis wekdend
Noe, jess liek cweenmj, U r nebber 2 layt gma! {{{{{{{gmawairzgreneshuz}}}}}}}
Fanky 4 da birfdai weesh!
We jess happinded 2 b uh liddul urlee!!
Moar {{{{{gma}}}}}
Nawt dun parteein yet!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Yes, dear, berry clebber. Naow get sum cloes awn.
Ai prawmisd Aahz Ai wud dans nekkid fer 24 howrs for himz birfdae. Ai can nawt put kloze on til tomoro nite.
I has a burfday soons too
Duz yew rly oar yew finaglin a wai tew git ly tew nekkid dansdansdan fur yew?
I duz fer reels. It’s Septimbur forth.
Wen am yer birfdae?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
It iz septimbur forth. Iz be old man then (31) but iz still acts laik sevunteen yeer old. Mebbe shood act ateen yeers old, so ai can wotch teh nekkid dansdansdans and wont has a grownded.
ohai Ly … yew is still [nekkid]dansdansdansing? here’s sum inspyrashun fer yew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WhN6nlwAts
Berri impressib! Tehre’s moar meet awn taht wimmin tahn awn me, tho.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai can stil shaek it, tho!
ai beleeves yew can. yes, indeed.
Wai fank yu, Phillipe.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nawt kwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shakes her thang*
…
(aiz at werk — nekkid dansin iz frownd upon, akshullee)
Cheeses Twice!! it’z a monstrer … get inda bed…
Gud eye deer, Ai haz a tyred affer awl teh egg sitemint uv Aahz’z parti. G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite!
nite Annipuss!
Sweet dreamz, Annipuss! Here’s a nies nu floofy blankie in kaes it gets chilly.
OMG dat looks like my Logan, big eyez and all…
[yells] I miss my kittehs!!! [/yells]
Dis kitteh looks mo fierce dan skarded…Mah mony on hims!
*Ah allus backs da power of kyoot…*
Hey, whut happended tu da phunnie abatarz? Eye wented tu show mye huzband, an now dey gone.
mah kitteh looks lik dat wen she wantz mah sandweech. or wen she wantz tu bait mah leg.
Rub mah tummy an tell me a storie?
Uh…u habin trubble sleepin too?
Lukz lyk puss in bootz tew me!
Strypee Kitteh habz
t3h Skayrdz. Feenkz Clawzett Mawnsturr
iz upz andz abowtz
Coodz beez Unnurr t3h
Bedz Towe Mawnsturr. Kitteh wantz
sum Rubbinz ryte naow!
Hewminz habz lawtza
Mawnsturrz inz dayr Clawzetts.
Wurss tahn ‘Ayllee~unnz’
Mebbee Kitteh juss
spendz t3h nyte wiff Snorgullz andz
Scmooz? Mutch sayfurrurr
Jack.
Berry obsurvent ov teh hyoomin condishun, Jack Deth.
*applauz, applauz wif floofy paws*
Awww lil’ behbee kitteh *snuggul…snuggul…snuggul* you gonna be okeedokee.Us cheezfrenz luff you.
Is that a restraining device on that kittn? No wonder he looks so sad. Me 2!
*snert*
r u referring to the desine in teh blanket behind teh kitteh?
*dubble snert*
Always room for a kitteh in the bed.
WIN!!!
amungz KYOOTEST KITTEHS EVAR!!
**********SHPLORT!!!!!!
braynsh shpew all ober mai own kttesh
Oh noes, Plobes! U nd ur kittehs bin lying n ur braynes fur 4.5 howrs…..tihs iz nawt gud! Ai cawlled 9elebenty…..heer coems teh CCC nao wif red nd bloo lites flashing…..WEEOOO, WEEOOO, WEEOOO!!! CCC skreeches 2 a hawlt nd Catsablanca gose 2 werk:
Scoopee scoopee scoopee braynes awf ov teh floor
Gentlee washez braynes awf ov kittehs
Pourz braynes bak in Plobes’ hed
Puts pink 50’s stile baving cap wif flowurs awn Plobes
Tapee tapee tapee wif pink duckee taep
Puts CHRG w/doi ober baving cap
Wrapz Plobes nd kittehs in pink floofy blankits
Gentlee movez Plobes nd kittehs 2 teh Splortz Lounj
Gibs choklit martooni nd choklit possumz 2 Plobes
Gibs watur nd treets 2 kittehs
Dere, dere, u b oteh nao…..u yust spind teh nyte heer, teh chairz pullz owt n2 bedz
Nitey nite!!
Fanzx Catsa B
But mah kittesh sawed dis adoribble bebeh and dey SPLORTED TEWWW!!!!
we iz awl lyin inz BRAYNES!!!
Splortz lounge!!
LOLOLOL
Thanks
Enny taim, swiit kittoon!
KITTOON?????
awwww, cute kitteh but sad at teh same time.