der somting in mah closet
der somting in mah closet i can sleep wit u ?
no moar scaree storeez b4 bed.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: blomdude
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izzit basemint cat?
Congratshumalashuns, u aer top uv a dubble brayde! Oar a 6-fowld macrame, Ai aern’t shore witsh!
wii awl haz deh fass fingyers, jus dum luk aifinkso!
sure bebbeh kitteh
a trip 2 da ty-booteek 4 j00!
Ai haz teh skaerd
I promis I woan’t hog teh pillo.
mai kitteh maeks a faes liek dat…ai lets him hab teh hole pillo cuz hez so kyoot. sleepin hafway daun teh bed, nawt so comfie akshully.
Mai kitteh duzzint need teh pillo. He jest sleepses on mai face. Nawt as kyoot as it wuz when he was a little bebbeh kitteh.
So, u 2 wood b farmiliar wif dis
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1627528
Ai wunce bot a kard 4 maiself bcuz it maed mi laff sew hadr Ai hda teers. Picshur wuz ov a purrson inna bed wif a kitteh awn hiz fayse. Nsyde it sed “Some days it just doesn’t pay to take the cat off your face.” Iz sew troo, 2!!
Grate icon!
Has yoo seen Tacocat? Mai favrit palindroam, an a grayt ICHC pic.
Yr icon remyns me ov it.
*blush*
Tanks for the cawmpliment. I too thawt of tacocat. Iz my faborite palindroam.
I FINK ITZA ZOMBIE!
No, silly. It’s a little skeered kitteh. See teh stripes ‘n ears wif floof?
Ifn it iz a zombie, it’s the cutest zombeh-kitteh evar.
kwik! git ur CHRG’s awn!!
Oh noez! I lowst mine! It’s to laet for meh! Save yourselfs!
*nom nom nom*
Braaaaaaynz…. BRAAAAAAAAYNZ!
U knoes, that would be a very clever ploy for teh zombies. If they was cute they’d make ur hed splort, then they would has their brain meal all ready ready already.
Just as a precaution, praps it would be teh good idear to stock some sort of zombie repellent on teh CCC.
Saudz liek zombie jiffie pop.
As much fun to make as it is to eat!
but hmmmm… wut repels zombies.
WATE- I gots it… fyre!!
Skuze meh wyl ai wip dis owt
*tayks zippo frum pokkitt*
Y, wut wuz U finking???? hmmmm
the smell of lolcats in the mornin.
…….. :I
FYREMENZ!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
nowait…..NITELITES!!!! dem zombeez kint git meh nao!
akshly, i nearly made a lol like that once….
ther wuz a picshoor of a little wildcat that wuz sooo cyoot but prolly reel feerce…
i wuz gonna maek da capshun sumptin 2 do wif huntin bai hed splorts, but i couldn’t think of anything that sounded reel good, so i didn’t make the lol.
praps teh bestest zombie repellent wud be sumfink so kyoot it maek teh zombies go splort. dat wai, tehy saevs us teh trubbil ob killingk dem?
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is der a pikshur ob kyoot braynes innywear?
mebbe a scan ob a kittn brayne?
ifinkso we r getting somewear! wen teh zombiez attak teh cheezpeeps will be reddy!
Izzat uh cat skan?
Ai hadda cat skan wunse nd wuz dispointed cuz dere wur noe kittehs dere.
Yu kant kil a zombee. wut yu finking? splort a zombiee nd yu gawtz rele trubulz.
i thought zombies can be killed wit wood an stuff.that what George clooney did inna movie wid him tatooed. dere were loza latino zombies - they went dead reely quickly if i be rememberin right
Wuzzint dey vampyrez?
u r right .i forgotted- just members George… not sure why.
Night of the Living Dead, hao 2 kil a zombee: ericlathrop.com/notld/
Lyke a krikkit bat?
Don’t forget to kill Philip!
(no, not u, PdB)
and over ther,in TTI - wasnt there a dcumentarie called shaun or fuzzy sometings
Shaun of teh Dead.
Wun of teh best zombeh moovies evar.
oh!
*whew*
don’t know why I thotted that. Sertinlee not becaws uv teh sharp poyntee teefss… or the poyntee claws… or teh eyes dat luk like the can see rite throo u…
Kitteh moves way to fast to be a zombie.
Zombies move vry slowly, like that one that’s rite behind u.
Jeesus Krist, get in teh car, itz a zombie!!!
No time for that. Quick, hop up here on my Zomboni!
oh fanks!
hay, can we ride by teh lolympix and catch the next hockey game?
Ok, sounds good. Lesse… teh next lolympic ice hokkey game will be in Vancouver in 2010. If we leave right now, we might just make it in time for teh 2rd period.
Oh, but drats, we has to go by and pick up teh zamboni-gating fuds. Dat will make us 3rd period for shure.
Think Mt. McKinley cud get us there faster?
Oh adn nawt tayk teh zombie aboydin zambonie??
well dat wud be best I guess.
oops… I has to go take care uv the bebbeh kitty…. I sees u guiz tomorrows.
LCB by tomorrow mornings u shud onlee be abowt 2 blocks away, so i fink i can catch u up then.
Mt. McKinley’s still in teh shop.
How else could we get there?
Astral projection
Bunways Airlines
Crawling on our hands and someone else’s knees
D…
Drivin’ teh Weenrmobeel.
Espeshully fast snailz.
Flyin teh hovercat.
G…
braaaaaynz…
Dribing the CCC
Eekwine back
Flyin intew fuchoor Musheen
G…
Dansdansdans (tho nawt nekkid)
Elolfunt ried
Frekwent Fyremen Miles
G…
gremlin ( da kar…. nawt DA gremlin ifinksnot….
hot wheelz (gotta mak looong trak)
Ice skates awn Petunia (swish, clomp, swish, clomp)
J…
momcat
btw- ifnz u wana see field hockey (whic wuz mai game… I played it in collmage) it be awn ’bout now….’merican wumun nawt sos bad ackshooly…
Jinormous Dragon
Kitteh Monorail
Lass wun derz a rottin egg
M….
Monster Truk (for to squish da zombees)
Nukleeer squirlol powered sled (dunno where got, but ther are these interesting fyle markes on it)
Olyfant (for to step onna zombees…zombee pankake annyone?)
P…
Pope-mobeel
Quaint Ponee Kart
Red Racin Kar
I fergots to put the
S
Red racin Kar mus hab NASCAR cute driver. Reely. It’s troo!
Shelbee Mustayng
Top-Fyool Funnee Kar
Unlimited Sprint Raysur
Vette (ub cors)
Watercar, March (lookit up)
X-29
YF-12
ZAMBONI!!1!
Ooooo, Shelbee Mustayng! Bill Cosby’s 200MPH rekord album (frum teh 60’s) iz abowt a Shelbee (mebbe Cobra, mebbe Mustayng).
*throws teh zombie sum leftover splorted braynes to distract him and runs liek h-e-dubble-teefpix!!