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hmmmm. dat’s more zombies than usual.
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Zombee-huntr tu teh res-q!
congrats
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iffen it moves……I hunt it.
Ebbreeting on 2 or 4 paws iz prey fur teh breav zombee-huntr…
Ah but wat abouts dem snake zombehs?
o deer hasnt thot bout those uns
iffun it bleedz, we can killz it!
didjoo see blood onna leebvs?
dere’s sumfink owt dere, an it ain’t no man!
Zombees no bleedz. Bleh
sure they do, it just don’t squirt is all.
Jimmba!!! Hai! Did yoo laik teh coffee?? Purrhaps ai shudnt ask in a publik playce – in cayse yoo dint.
But that’s what ai maed down below – so yoo can com an hav sum too! An teh scones, ov corse.
Hai Janet!!
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Ai lubs teh cawfee, is byootimuss!! ai’s had 2 cups tewdai alreddy!! =]
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ai yewsed a small ammownt tew mek a cawfee sauce fur a puddn ai mayded fur mao momkat!! twat luberllyy!!
Yoo ar teh thottiest sun ebber! Cawfee sauce?? Sounds reelee yum.
ai ment twas!!
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was gud! cawfee, hot choccyy an a liddul milk an shoogur, den poor ober icey cream an choccy cayke! =D
Oooh, post hadnt appeared before I askeded. Thnx, Jimmba!
is okays! iz a “too taste” thing, so adjust hawt choclit powda and cawfee an shoogar until it tastes gud tew yew
Gud morning, Ebberybuddy!
Janet, whut kind ov coffee r yu serbing? It is delisheeus.
Jimmba, iz teh recipe fur teh cawfee sauce sumfing yu can share? Don’t wurry if itz a sekret…I will unnerstand.
Ai serving Hochland – teh “Indio” roast.” Mai awltiem favorite.
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Az far az ai know, it iz avalabul awnlee in an around Stuttgart. Tehy DOO hav an “on lion” site, but teh last taim ai lukked, tehy dint offer “Indio.”
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Ai sent Jimmba sum az a Burthday present wehn ai wuz there.
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BUTT – ai awlso browt sum hoam. Ai can freez sum – an send yoo sum wehn yoo get bak hoam – so yoo can trai it!
LOL! Mai brayne – it iz nawt at itz best this morning. Suddenlee ai thot ai wuz tawking to PB2K!
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But – booklion – ai can send yoo sum, too! It wud bee eezee. An ai wud luv to shyre.
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But yurs ai cud send rite away!
Janet, dat iz bery kind ov yu. I kno iz preshus kahvia, sinse yu can only getz it by going to Deutchland.
Hmm. I kud sendz yu su frum lokal roaster, gimme! coffee, which iz nao reseebign sum bery gud attenshun in teh press, liky New York Times, Food & Wine Mag, etc. Bsidez taysting gud, they haz relaships wif sum gorwerz, nd maenny r sustainably grown, shayd grown, organic, etc.
adn iffn it noe bleedz we can still twy to killz eet… adn iffn at fur… nawt sekund we noe sukseed, we twys hardr. adn iffn we still noe sukseed… we gibz dem maikrosawft.
LOL!
an den tehy can has internet exploder
Ifn at nawt-sekkund U doan sukseed, keap awn sukkin till U dew suk seed! *nyuk nyuk nyuk*
Maikrosawft can kill ENNYTING. Beleeb mee, ai knoes.
Gud morning!
Ai wuz heer – but had mai usual brayne freeze!
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So if a had a hat, ai wud taek it awf to awl three ov yoo. Grate comints awl!
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An shd – ar yoo up REELEE urlee – oar nawt bin to bed yet??
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Am rodney – brillyunt az alwayz. An WijamiDzay – nice going up tehre in teh tawp spot!
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Enewun need sum cawfee??? Ai’ve got a nice fresh pot rite heer!
Thanks, I had too many words in my head to type to enter very fast.
LOL!! That strikes mee as so funny! Hao menee ov those werds did yoo NAWT use???
I used them all… it was a long caption, (for trying for a nawt second.)
Took me a few seconds longer to type them all in.
yup, moer cawfee fur me, plees. An mebbee sumfink to stop teh rumbles in mai tummy?
Ai hav sum cheeereee cherree scones. Willl they doo? Reeelee. Ai’m nawt joeking. ai doo!
Ai’ll pop them in ten oven qwiklee – just taeks a minnit. Doo yoo laik them wif butter?
An – ai hav plentee fur ebreewun! So pleez help yurselves. Awn teh tabul to mai left.
*ding* OK! Nice an hawt!
*puts scones awn prittee hand painted platter frum Deruta.*
…sigh…IRL I can’t haz teh fudstuffs…gotta have mai port placed in a coupla hours, so no fuds.
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but heer awn ICHC, I can enjoi yur cheeree cherree skones! I assume dey ar maded wif Meeshigum cheerees?
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Todai iz mai going in the horspitall day, wish me lukks!!!
Gud lukks, PB2K!
Keep hearing kitteh purrs in mind’s ear; it will keep you serene thru prssedyures.
I will be sending yu purrs nd prars all day.
Ai wish u awl teh lucks in teh wurld, PB2K!!! Ai’ll be keeping mai paws crossed 4 U, k? {{{{{PB2K}}}}}
Ai is going away 2 mai dad’s tamarrow sow ai cant cum 2 teh cheezworld 4 a cappel of days. Ai’ll be finking of u and ur port. *wrinkels forehed*
{{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}}}
Awl teh Luv,Lite an Luk cummin from me an teh fambly.
Yoo will be in owere thots ebreeday.
xxxxx♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ai will bee wishing yoo awl teh luk in teh whirrled! {{{{PB2K}}}}
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An ov CORSE Meeshigun cheerreiz!
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An if yoo laik – pleez see commint abov to booklion – when yoo ar bak hoam, ai will sen yoo sum Hochland beens. Oar – will yoo be abul to drink cawfee???
Ohai Janet! Yum yum yum yum yum fer teh Meeshigum cheeriez!!!! I cannot haz fer a lawng tiem nao (no fresh fryoots). *pout*
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Fanks fer teh offer ov teh cawffee….but I duzznt drink it. I nebber lerned to liek it, eben teh reelee gud stuffs. An iffn it haz teh caffeine, I definitelee kannot haz — it maeks mai hart go awl wonkee. But fanks fer the offer!!! {{{{Janet}}}}}
Rite! Yoo sed that awlreddee! Eben living in Vienna yoo dint akwire a tayste for caffee.!
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But tee? YOo can haz tee?
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An hao lawng befoar yoo can has teh fresh froots? Ai wud pout, too!
{{{{PB2K}}}} Best wishes cummin ur way!
PB2K – Yer in awr harts and mynds, and pls know we await yer good news!!!
{{{{PB2K}}}}
I ar wishing the best of lucks, and a speedy recovery
kittehs gibes Uz headbonks and brushees
luck and well wishes to you PB2K!!
ai hope everything
comes outgoes in OK …♥cs
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Awl teh luv an luck comin yoor way. Prayers too.
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Gud luk 2dai!! I sez sum prairz 4 U n 4 ur Dr. Tinycatz.
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Gitz beddurer sune!!1!
Moar {{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}
ur in mai prayerz {{{{PB2K}}}}
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gud luk, pb2k! will be finkin ob yoo, hope ebreefing goez gud for yoo!!
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still up….but had a nap inna middle ovva dai
Kopf-wee mite b nys
Aint so earlee heer, iz obredee noon
Crikey… that’s a big one…
I solemnly swear never to drop waterballoons on doggie again… until the next time.
the door, it is locked, right? I mean dis door DOES lock don’t eet?
S’ok; luk at kitteh’s iy-lyn – tehy is oenlee verree lidl zombees
I figgered de kitteh on second floor, or on tawp ah hill.
the hill works, de kitteh be watchin’ dem march up da road.
Nao THAT iz reelee gud thinking! An eben skeerier! Thee-atricul thinking.
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Dan – yoo doo know, doo yoo nawt, that Ambercat iz a theatre purrson, too! We ar in reelee gud companee.
Sew iz I (waol, TV adn theeaytur). R U theeaytur purr-sun 2, Janet?
Teenee tinee zombies. Purrrrrhaps it iz a kitteh frum Teenee tineee Ingerland???
*snerk*
Slytlee offtee; Ai has sumfink for yu, JCH4K……..
Awn teh CCC, we nao also haz NINE varieteez ov scotch!!! paws4thot has, after much pawsing 4 thot, selected tehm. It seems sum wud purrfur a bit o’scotch wehn affliked wif teh serious sports!!!
Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip.
paw4thot added “Ah tink daht cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.”
{{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}} HAO did yoo find it???? Did yoo hav it stashed sumwhere?
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Ai NOE ai hav it bukmarked! Becuz ai cud awlwaiz find it eezilee. But – suddenlee – just disappeered! Oar mai brayne iz – ai hoep – just awn a liddle vacayshun!
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Ai wuz just thinking ov Paws4Thot, becuz ai’m reeding “Teh Rebels ov Ireland” an they just menshuned peepl having a “caeli” – an if it weren’t fur Paws, tath wud hav sayled rite over mai hed!
Ai went lukkin fur it, ahfter DMarie gabe us destrukshuns awn hao to fynd teh
histeriklyhystOrikly impotent freds heer awn ICHCShe did? It can be dun???????
Ai think another lawng transatlantic fone cawl iz what ai need! 
Yup frit????
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Ai went to cheezfrenz to luk – but – teh usual.
Ob core yu can fone me!
An for teh lukkin fors: Go to goggle, go to “advanced search”. POut ennee EGG ZAKT werds/frases yu can amember in teh “all these words” an teh posting naem ob eneewun yu kno wus tehre in teh “Exact word or phrase” box an taht shud yu get yu priddy cloes, if nawt rite on teh munnee!
kyndlee to bee retellin’ doze ov us hoo misst it haow to fynde dem? prittee pleeze wiv shoogarz on topz?
ai lubs mii a kaylee dansdans!! whee!!
If ai be lukin at zombeez cumin towarrds me, I’d be reli scared.
I respekt tha kitteh foar his braeveri in thus situashun.
oh look. Dat one look liek Mikel Jackson, cept he gotz a nose.
ya know how mikel pickes his nose?
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outta catalogue!
Ai THINK thiz kwalifiez fur *HEDDESK!!!*
Mikel jaksun ….. *shudder*
Wee ar ov wun mind!
didjoo getit from a zombie?
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it might be contaminanited…i’m just sayin’
Moar liek Michelle Jackson aftur da estrujin injekshuns 2 keap himz (herz?) voys frum chaynjin…
himz am lejend kitteh, fightin da zombies!
“uh oh… momme’s NAWT gonna lyke deeez… Mooooooooooom!”
…I’m sorry, I just don’t get it at all. I thought these were supposed to be funny. Fail.
{{{{{Jeorg}}}}} House yu bean? Aye sieze yu stihl gotz teh tummii trubblez frum stuwin ober nuffin, butz yu juss hagn indere, adn yule bii fien en noe thyme atoll. Iz juss wonnerin, haz yu tryde laffin Xtra hart furr teh wunz yu doan dis, sew az maibii yu getz en teh habbit? Cud werk, ifinkso…
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Ai dunt find it pahtickjularly funny eivver, but ai am havving a bad dey 2 begin wif, sow it duznt sirprize me, rly. Let’s hope 4 funnier LOLs tomorrow, k?
Nice 2 C u again!
well, here’s hopin’ ya have a better day tomorrow, and that this day improves.
not alwaus funnie – sumtimes sirreal unstead
dis one sumwhere in-beetween: dose teh bestest to me
We can has nekkid dans nao?
*nekkid dans dans dans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Shake it Gurrl
Bit chilly down south Ly,else I wud hav joyned yoo in *Thang shakin*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Is cowld heer, too. Ai drinks hawt chokklit.
*Ly shakes her thang*
u still shakin, lyanthya?
iz juss awayke. ai needs brekkfuss fursst, den shake thang wif u latr k?
Rehi Ly! Gud fing da mug uv hawt chokklit I givded U yestiddee b bottumliss — ifn ur steel nekkid U neadz awl da warmf U kin gitz!
Oh, Yah! I missed de nekkid dansin yesterday- I can do nao!
*nekkid dans,dans*
*shaeking thangs all obber*
U haz red on U Shawnkitteh!!
O hai paws4thot!
But ai must haz stoopee this morning. Ai hav no idea waht yoo just sed. Can yoo eggs plane pleze??
U nawt haz teh fillum “Shawn ob teh Ded”? Iz an injoak fur peepil hu haz it.
No! But at leest ai hav hurd ov it.
An maybee nao ai will rent it oar sumthing – so ai can keep up wif awl teh important things in laif!
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An this, deer paws4thot – iz egg sactlee wai ai mist yoo so much. Well – wun ov the reesons, eneway. Yoo hav such a vast knolej ov things lai this! Maor than enewun else heer, ai think. An it iz just waht we need!
“Shawn ob de ded.” Is verrie funny zombie-spoofs mobie. Ifn you likes dat sorta ting.
My hubster tinks its funny. I dunno. All horror mobies r pleh! to me, eggscept de verra
old B&W wuns.
UR hubbycat iz rite, at leest ib U haz zombie fillumz 2 see wehr teh joakz iz frawm.
quit saying the Zed word!
I finksew “Nite uv da Kawmit” b uh grate funnee zawmbee spewf moovee. It taykz itsef srsly but tween dat n awl da grate lynz it b berree funnee!!
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“We do NOT cross against the light!”
“Are you stupid? There’s nobody around here!”
**Zzzzzoooommmmm!!!** **Screeeeeeccchhh**
“See what happens?”
“Gee, I’m sorry. But you really shouldn’t cross against the light.”
dis a fabrit ov myn 2.
get ur zombie whackers ready
mebe he only hunts dog zombies
Patriotik kitteh salutin passin parade
kitteh iz evolving to be a biped
next step: world dominashunz
Hmm- dey alreddy haz hoomin diminashun…
The Omega Man reference?
Finullee, mai oranj poysin wurk for fiteng ebil!
Better than the stupid “Invisible -X-” that God knows we all have seen enough of.
hmmm…iz fink i shude go bk 2 slpz….zzZzz
Ai doan unnerstan capshun but ai lurve pic! Marmi kittoon so luvlii!
This cat looks like it is rubbing its pregnant belly.
invizible urinal
Dis brave en scerewere hunta dus kiws dem manstaz for bwekfst
grrrrr lemeh at em mumz
testing, just testing . . .
when tehre am no moar cheezburgrz in hell…
fer teh sake of it, tings not fer sayen durren a zombie infestation
Artix’s OFFICAL list of things NOT to be said arround the UNDEAD
1) That is just JAW DROPPING
2) Something evil is A FOOT
3) Keep a stif UPPER LIP
4) Use a little ELBOW GREASE
5) … and that is how you get A-HEAD
6) That guy is a SPINELESS coward
(btw, best wat to kills undeads: WARHAMMER!!!
Well, i bet i know more about zombies than all of u combined. LOL