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MAY AI HAV YOUR ATTENSHUN PLEESE
RACE IS ON TOMORROW AT 3 PM EST (9 AM LOLTIME) FOR TO WISH AAHZ A HAPPY BIRFDAI!!
9 AM ICHC = 12 noon PST = 3 PM EST = 8 PM TTI time = 9 PM Europe time = Midnight for Pakistan/India This iz the FOURTH pikchur ov teh day. (shud be, eneway)
Watch thiz spot fur “Hao to do a rayce” fur awl teh noo peepl!
Oooh noes. 5am estern Oztraleyen tyme.
Ai wish Aahz Happy Birfdai erlee.
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Happee Birfdai Aahz!!!! Yea!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
Izzit MarthaV? Ai cudn’t kwite tell awn mai tinee liddle note buk. TTI taim iz the saym az GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) But maybee yoo awl cud set yur alamr kloks an det up eurlee!
It wud bee wurth it!
lolz, you sed europe time, but europe is a big plaice! What iz da time in GMT +0 (for da UK)?
Fank u!
This iz waht ai rote ABOUT teh race urlier.’
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Furst – we set teh day – an teh taim. an tehn announcemints ar maed, so ebreewun know when to com.
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Awl participantz need to say waht they ar riding – oar driving – oar howeber they ar mooving.
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An enewun hoo iz NAWT racing iz requested to refrayn frum commenting until teh rayce iz over.
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So – there we ar. Awl lioned up – wayting fur the next pikshur to com up. an hitting the refresh laik crayzee.
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Tehn – teh pikshoor iz up – an away we go!
An – this is verree important. Yoo need to hav a prepared commint – reddy to be paysted into yur commint box. so – yoo see the next pikchur – payste yur commint in – an hit “add comment” az fast as yoo can!
ANd – following will bee moar instrukshuns. About hao do DOO teh rayce.
wow bof teh kitteh and yoo got a face-lift!!!1!
oh oh I got a face-lift too!!!
I dun’t liek mai new pic…. I can crys nao? kthx!
{{{{olympic lolcat}}}} Ai dont laik mine eithur. We will just hav to get cereus about getting sum REEL avatars.
Ai thot mai prittee bloo quilt sooted mee much bedder.
yesh it did…………. yew luk laik yer ummm, ummm green wif inveeeeee
:green:
ahem, dat wud be
i wuds awlreddy habs an abbatar… ifn stoopi wurdpretzel cud has nawt awlreddy gibben mai naime 2 anudder un *pouts* dems alwys steels mai naims… no maddur witch un ai wans 2 use… mai naims bees 2 poplar… no fair. but ai laiks ur abbatars… dems bee funneh an maikes meh smail. ai lyks 2 smail…
ebben dough mai abbatar looks grumpy laik ai dus inna mornin ^^
just to scratch an itch of curiosity, how do you pronounce your name? sheevahn?
ai guess ai dus it wrong ulways
cus as ai can bee frum da austria (yesh wehre da terminatur is frum) ai no can speek gaelic… but as far as ai wus told it wus prunauncded “shi-VAWN”, “Shih-VON” or “Shih-WAN… taht leebs eet “wyd opun” aid say.
adn becus ob dat ai callded mai belubbed kitteh sio, nawt ownleh sortur adn eesiur to speek, but awlso moar appeeling to da kittehs eers. (but nawt as much as da sowns ob food)
Ai is in Teeny Tiny Ingerlan an we has mennee Siobhan – heer it is sed lyk “shuh-VORN”
wasn’t tellin’, was askin’.
Given that I’m from a region that can get two syllables out of three letters, I’ve no room to throw stones.
ai noes u wus askin…
sumtaims mai ansurs bees a liddul bit cawmplicatud… cuz ai offen twys da puts mai xperienc wif da saim kweshun inna frownt… ai guess tahts wai menneh peeps doan unnerstands whut aiz talkin bout ^^
wehre’s u frum? sowns laik a funny plaic 2 lissen 2 peeplols.
Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas USA.
oh mai… a reel cowboy… ai maiself unce wus calded meh cowgirl inna chatrooms… becus ai so laikd wutchin da dallas cowbois… unfortunatly ai no can look da football nao… bleh dumb tebe.
wahl, lemme tell ya. the new stadium they’re building for the cowboys is just all up in my business. It is on my way to work, Rangers Stadium (baseball) is right there nearby. A horse track, and a minor league team are real close to work. The traffic, it will be epic. I can only imagine what it’ll be like when the Superbowl is here in 2012 (I think).
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I’m not all that close to a cowboy. I haven’t done the work, I don’t deserve the name. I had to go to Ohio to learn how to ride, this was done for an outdoor drama I was in.
owch… ob cors itz ulways eezier 2 looks at it frum da far den 2 has da traffic problums wib it.
hehe… iffn da cowboys obber dere new hoo cawls himself cowboy obber here… dey wud fins demselfs a nudder naim ai fink.
if it’s somebody pretending to be a cowboy, talking full regalia here, the local term for it is “goat roper”. If not anything related to these twits, then….perhaps ignorance is bliss after all.
*lulz* ai jus imagined hao 2 bee a goat roper…
goats can bee reely mean… (iffn u happns 2 has goatfood in ur pokkit).
what do u meen by gaelic? I fort dat was scottish.
oh wellz.
4 de records, ai can speek a bit of welsh!
scottish an gaelic bof bees celtic… iffn ai gots dat ryte nao. oar mebbeh scottish an celtic bof bees gaelic or… whutebber ^^ n-y-hoo itz bees compulamicated to speek. at leest fur meh
jus laik welsh… dough ai lubs deese speeks…
i fink that scottish bees gaelic, and welsh bees celtic!
diolch yn fawr!
(that welsh 3 thanks very much)
lol!
Siobhan, u kin use ennee name to setting up deh
weirdpress akkownt. Den on deh Profile page, dehre b
a space labulled, “Display name publicly as” where u
kin set wut name u wantz us 2 b seeing. So u kud
sine up as “pikkulhed” (oar enneefing else), den set
deh Display name az “siobhan” adn wii wud b seeing u
wif deh same name wii b noeing! and den u kud b
habbing a pritty avatar!!
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chek my helperz page 4 moar help turning bloo adn
gitting deh avatar!
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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Gess I’ll hav 2 putting dat tip in dere, 2!
Tanks, Cweenmj, Ai needed to kno taht tu!
Testing…testing…
Ai had to set up a gnu eemayul accownt an nao Ai is waytin fore mai commets to appeer
*taps fut imp ay shuntly*
mee tu! Fanks cweenmj! i hoep it wurks…
pikkulhead… dat sowns laik a naim fur mai broddur ^^
fank u berry manneh mucho cweenmj. us helpfuwl as ebber {{{{{{{cweenjm}}}}}}
And heer ar the rools that ai maed after teh FURST rayce got sum what confoozled an – shall we say – kindlee – a bit disorerlee!
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“but ai WUD liek to *ahem* organzie it a liddle bit. Becuz last tiem wuz so fun an we were so eggscited taht it awl got a bit scrambled up!
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Ai wud liek to trai (an ai KNOE ebreebuddee wont’ see it) an doo the following,
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NOBUDDEE commints in teh winnerz circle – taht wud bee ebreebuddee hoo coms in in the first minnit.
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After teh rayce is dun, ai wud ask eech ov teh TY holderz (teh within wun minnit wun)
to return to their plaice an tell us waht teht were riding. An the second an thurd playces as well.
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Thiz way – it wud bee cleer waht happened. Befoar, it got awl muddee.
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JUst remember. PLEEZ! NO WUN hoo iz nawt racing shud commint until awl the racers ar cleerlee in.
AN – of corse – enewun saying “f.r.t” wud bee diszualified!”
and wun moar announcment
On Fry Day, the 15th ov August
There will be a BURFDAY PARTEE
fur
CWEENMJ
6 AM ICHC taim
9 AM PST
12 noon EST
5 PM TTI time
6 PM Europe time
10 PM Pakistan/India
(The THIRD pikchoor ov the day)
Ebreewun iz invited. Bring prezzies oar just yurselves.
*hint: i b liking chokklit.*
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sew, when I get back to the ranch from runnin’ around I gotta do tomorrow, I should bring myself……..and chokklit?
oa mebbe urself in chokklit…
*snerk* dat’s a lotta chokklit
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with some of the filth I get into at work, food poisining is a definite hazard
wib chokklit eet is laik wib pleshur an love… u can nebber has enuff u noes. an sumwehre ai heerd dat chokklit can save libes… so no hazard in eet
wait!
i haz a confuzzled… can we or can we nawt commint on da
furstnawt sekund commint uf da fourth lol??
can i pweaze haz halp??
iffen it is the race, then join in, or wait and post after they’ve run the race.
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near as I can tell annywaise.
i’ll join in da rayce den!!
but mah qweshun waz dat can u post da nawt sekund commint in da nawt sekund minute??
I’d give it at least three or four minutes before non-race comments.
Ai kno it sownds complimacayted but it’s nawt rilly:
We awl sit – fingers eegerly tapping teh “refresd” kee – til teh designayted pic appeers. TEHN yu rayse to teh commets an post yur offring (TOPTIP: Rite in it advance an has it awn yur clipbord, reddy to payste into teh commets bocks)
DONUT commet awn enneewun elses commet, if it is in teh furst minnit. But yu DO commet awn yur oen, to say wot yu wer rydin in teh rayse – LCB tradishunally ryds Mt McKinley, Tidmum ryds a trysickle, Ai has riddun a spayse hopper form teh ’70’s….yu get teh pikchur!
Commets continyoo as normal (well, as normal as we get heer awn ICHC!) owtsyd teh furst minnit.
Is taht ennee cleerer?!
very well done.
yesh Ma’am!!
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iz all clear!!
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so if i was to say, post da sekund commint in da nawt sekund minute, i HAZ to reply on my own commint to say wat i am riding!!
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i knoe im getting a lot stoopy so im sowwy fur da stoopy qweshunz
Plz can telz me. what meanz rayce?
..iz teew comfaplicatioted. No can do.
fanx u. maek me felz liek noob dat no kitteh want be friend wif. Iz ok. Maibee I figurez out all by mai lonesome.
Ohai big-gladys.. Iz all ’splained at teh top ov teh thred by Janetcanhas4kittehs… Go an see…
don’t get yer undies inna bunch. It is a matter of nawt able to, as opposed to don’t want to.
*sideways grin*
Undies not be bunchied. Jus needed mai juis box. I see teh instruchionz at teh top ov teh thred nao. I swearz thay not be ther befor I had my juis box.
yay, a race. The d’B Labs entry is being werked on right now.
This is just cruel. Seriously, I tune in here because I so enjoy the pics, comments, and affection among the regulars but occasionally I ask – How did they get that picture? This is not a happy cat. I would be falling over myself to get my cat out of such a predicament, not taking a picture. This cat will die if someone does not intervene.
jus a thot………. hmmmm……….mebbe tew layte?
alsew, in mai sperience kittlins get demz heds intew teh funniest predicimintz an surbibes………….. no make mtn ub molehillz
We have no way of knowing, but I’m sure that as soon as they were done taking the picture they would have hurried to free the poor cat. No cat-lover (and everyone on ICHC is a cat-lover) would refuse to intervene when a cat is trapped that way.
Dear Ashby – This was stuck on Ms. Elli’s head VERY LOOSELY, she was chasing a lizard and put her head in this object. No, she was not happy but stood still while I picked her up and it slid right off. It took all of 5 seconds for me to snap the picture. Maybe I can send you some pics where you will see she is not in such predicaments! I seriously take offense at your comment that this cat will die. I LOVE my cats to the MAX!
Yuze sposeda be NEKKID, nawt warin a hat!
Nekkid dans to teh ty bootik, lyanthya?
Ai has to rest frum nekkid dansin. Ai dansd nekkid fer 24 howrs, an Ai prawmisd Aahz taht Ai wud dans fer himz birfdae tomoro.
But yu go rite ahed. Ai wil maek hawt chokklit an tee.
gud vewwy gud we can seez ownlee yur heds… cause yoo lieks to dans nekkid adn I wus worried!!!
Hee! No nekkee pikshers, Ai prawmis.
Ooohhh, Aiz BLOO! AN Ai has a piksher!
Ai fink Ai change teh piksher, tho.
Ohai Ly! Concatumalashuns! I hazza bloo dans, sumwares.
Nebber mynd. I can nawt find it. I got de frenz fingy 2 werk, finullee! I finkso I will has 2 hab piksher. I duzzent lyk mai abatar nao.
Nu abatars am PLEH. Taht’s wai Ai desided to get seerius an fiks mien. An nao Ai can has frenz, too!
*hugs Mel, duz a liddul dans, but nawt nekkid*
Better?
Neber mynd. Ai leebs tihs abatar.
I think if you change your picture at Word Press, it can take a while for it actually to be put into play.
Yep, yur new abatar is here nao!
Yah, Aiz chanjin it bak. Tihs wun donut krop rite.
Yah, Ai noes, but Ai desided to keep tihs piksher. Ai can has a difrunt wun on mai profile, but tehys bofe ob me.
Just say NO to pot.
is dat reely a pot? it luks weeerd.
dat dusnt lukk liek sumfin a kitteh wud put his hed in bai himsef.
it luks liek a broktee pot
wut i fimd strange iz teh konkreet kitteh on teh right. wut kind ob kitteh wud hollow owt himz belleh for tu maek a bowl? that borders awn beein helpful tu sumwun an taht iz NAWT kitteh-liek!
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Plus it luks weerd…
konkreet kitteh luks at emptee belleh an finks “ware is fud? Fud shud be in heer”
they shud plant da nips ifinkso, den kittehs wud nawt puts potz on hims hed
oh. i getz it. fanks!
Tehre waz tihs mousse, u see…
Mebee harold maid r abatars goez awl funnee.
Yah, Ai luks stoopy.
Sumwun pls tel me hao to fixes mai abatar? An hao to be bloo?
Cweenmj rote aut sum instrukshuns at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Is Ai bloo? I can has avatar?
Yew can has avatar… but yew is nawt bloo.
Ai am beginnin tu tink da bergers hab replaced r qwilt patches wit funnee faces. Ai jus logged owt n in agin tu get mai blu bak. Lettus see ifz im a lyon agin.
Dat wurks. Hab to log rite owt n den log in ta WP n ICHC agin.
mabe caus u picked ur abatar. Ai haz a quilty b4 & did nawt login 2 Werdpress, only ICHC
hmmmm…..
hai guiz! Iz bein buzi a gain…… stoopi claz keepn meiz berri buzi….
alwso gascat gonna goes bai bai to colomarado ( u see bolders…)tomora…. I haz a happi/sad… will mizzez him muchli, but gladz himz gonna tri life awn himz own. Sos Iz bein buzi gettin himz redi……
deez abatarz beez beri much nawt meiz…..
gonna beiz imerestin two see whuts I cum upz wif…..
mit akshulally beez enuf fur me to get mai own wordypress accnt n abatar….
well…… lets see….
momcat
wellll……. duz kinda luk lik da wai I feelz rit naow, lik sumwun bonkeded meiz on da head……
still…. do nawt wantz!
momcat
yu bee bloo bai puttin a web adres in teh place wher it sayz URI: this is a Uneek Resorce Indikator, also kaled a Uneek Resorce Locashun, or URL.
Myne is whiskers.vox.com. ifn yu has a blog, yu puts teh adres of teh blog into teh URI. ifn yu has a wurdpress acount, log on, and teh URI wil automaticly bee teh wurdpress act. ifn yu has a cheez acount thru ICHC, put in yur cheez acount URI an it wil drect peepl ther. ifn yu don has any of dose, wurdpres is free, (ifn abit stoopy somtiems) an eesy to set up! gud luk!
pee ess: ai finks teh avatars wud hav to bee changed bai wurdpress
Dat wurks fur dem dat haz nebber been blu or had n abatar. Sum uv us hab dun awl dat but sumtimes loozez r blu n abatar.
huh. wal ai’l be durned. ai gotz nuffin.
Funny looking fez.
ai goez to a hololoween parteh eash yeer an teh rool is yu haz to ware a fez! ai made wun aout of a fanzy chinees fud containr/purze. mai husband went as a flyin munky and made a teeny fez outa a chip kan an a drapry tassle.
iz a grate parteh…
Hed b shrinkin!
but, Maaaahm! She dared me tu du it, srsly
Naow halp me get dis fing awf mai hed….
dang liddle sistahs, dey trubblemaykrs….
an wut happen tu teh kewl abatars? Dis wun, nawt so grate, axually..
Ly, tu be bloo yu gots to has werdiepretzel accownt, den yu has to do stuf…
Ai nawt smartie enuf tu tell yu wut stuf, but Ai bets LCB noes. She noes EBBERYfing.
Dang, Ai DO NOT WANT dis abatar…it stoopie lukin….
Go heer – to cweenmj’s blog.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/
Awn teh left side – ICHC helpers an maybee teh wun above it. It iz reelee well dun, and will tell yooawl yooneed to know. If yoo ar nawt a pewterdunce laik mee.
cweenmj is awwwwsum! i lubs her sew mush. she is teh bestest mos helpful of ebbur!
ai sekund dat.
plus: dem cheezpeepz awl be berry helpfull… dem be full ob fwendlinis an win!
Yew doan akshullee hasta has werdpretzel acct to haz teh bloo naem. Iffin yew logs into ICHC, der is a space (unner “e-mail address” iffin aiz nawt mistaykin) to putz a linkee address. If yew posts yer ICHC profile page address on there, yew is awl set.
… to clarify: the space for your linkee is just above the comments box when you go to make a comment on any of the threads.
but ‘member dat iffn yew haz teh bloo name jus frum teh commintz box yew cannot haz teh abatar tew. tew haz teh abatar AND blooo nayme awl has tew be dun at teh dredded wordpress profyle
there’s alwayz a catch…
♫ hmm hmmhmmhmm…………………….hm hm
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*wanderz off humming Miss Terry Toon*.
sounz fisheeee tew me……… ohai der mayyyyyyyyweeeeeeee
i wunder wot yr gee o’ metrik abatar wud be? haz you spearminted to sea?
hmmmmmmmmm let me sea…………
skritch skritch
Random abatar chek…
Oooops… trai agin..
shmoo- gnite!
Schmooz .. *air kiss* g’nite!
mai speriment shud be along shoretleeee……… ai used alias sew will take a minit…….. haz yew seen yer randum abatar yet?
*tappytoestappytoestappytoes*
*luuks @ watch*
stiffuls yawn (see abatar)
oh cyooooot……….an yew jus hole yer horses littul missy, yew noes teh weirdpress takes itz time
*neeeeeeeeighhehehehehehe*
[holding horses]
hmmmmmmmm let me seeeeeeize
duz you fink bettah wif yr tung like dat?
oooooh ai pwaktice mai mad!!!
my abatar is teh skeered o’ yr abatar, ifinkso…
ai nawt finkin………ai jus had teh cheezburger!!! nom nom *liks mouf*
oh hellllllloooooooooooooooo
oh noes! dey be multLOLplying!!
wutz nooo wif yew, mayweeooooo? any bacashun cumin up?
nah- just a few day twips hear n dere. you?
sayme sayme……… next May aifinkso mai gf an i wud go tew carribean….. unless ai gets a wyld hare tew go sumwair dis fall…sumtimes hard tew line up teh time off wiff frens
truf oar daer!
Pawt…Nawt sew grate AKSHLY!!1!
Dese r da floofiest kittehs n Ai tink Harold kneeds a paw ore 2
kitteh has gone 2 pot.
ew, I dinnae like dis new icon, I liked the quilties…
testing
much bedder!
ai lurves chessie sleepin kitteh!!! is yew artist, Chessie? ai saw yer nayme by teh kitteh paw
not artist, but writer.
yer drawin is teh cyoooooooootist!! berry gud fur a riter……….. wut duz yew rite? mai nozzeeee is aktin up!!
picture was snaggled from a C&O railroad fan club site. Father loves trains.
I writes sci-fi/fantasy. 2 major stories in development hell now. I just needs an edytor (like edytor kitteh from yesterdays).
wun ob teh cheezpeeps here iz edytor……… caint fink who tis at dis moment….
Dats ware ai seen dat kitteh! Ai mayded a hukt rug pillo wif dat kitteh menee yeers ago.
I have nothing to say. I just want to see what my new avatar looks like.
Heh! It looks like a triangular doggie with a monocle! Love it!
He he, cyoot! I’z a confuzzled circle wif glasses.
mee neever an saem heer.
i wuz abowt tu sae i liek teh noo abatawrz, but mynz is uglee…
nao iz lawggd in wif my wordypress akkownt, so sshud be mai puppykat piktshur…
I think its funneh and cute~!
I likez em. Dey r diffrunt, furr shur. But I likez em!
dont likes da sad faces
Kafleen, plz 2 luk at mai abatar. It looks lyk confuzzled candee. LOL!
I duzzent mutch lyks it, tho.
I wants a red wun. Or bloo….
pleh I exchange mai avatar anyone wants eet?!
Mien wuz STOOPY, sew Ai fixded it.
woo-hoo lyanthya !!!
yew has the byootimous picture on your abatar which makes yer nekkiddancin (fer endurance and accuracy) all the more impressive. indeed.
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plus, yew has becum bloo. In honor of which, yew receeves a naward, in the form of a moosical interlood. Let’s see what we haves, appropriate for the nooly bloo …
*spins wheel*
*clicckety clickety clickety*
*applause frum styoodio audience*
wow!! yew gets a speshul rendishun of teh Bloo Danube Waltz, in honor of beein bloo (and byootiful).
N-joy!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8Kah6vXsQ&feature=related
Fanks, Phillipe!
I Liked teh qwilty ones – whut am I now?
A preple triangul wif a bloo belt. OK, gonna haf twerk toards taht blak belt, I gess. Kinda glad it’s faseless, but shure is boring. Hrumph…
yew is a pink triangle thingy.
ummm. Prof. d’Beaker, how do i favorite the manatee frm yr page? is berry funnee.
kthnxbai
mayweeee, iz nawt a lol at dis point……….under teh pikshur it sez “build” yew can clik on dat an wen teh lol builder cums up jus sav n submit cuz teh capshun is bilt in
oooooooohes. fanx. i go try dat.
yup. twerkd. fanks!
Tesst of teh d’abatars
hmmm. i gots tape o’er my mouf in dis wun, too. co wince ee dents?
Tess o teh dAbatars, ten minits later, teh see kwell.
yay!!! dey got dis wun rite!!
ai finks dese are kinda cyoooot………….. ai hated mai kwilt, pleh pleh pleh
Boo! I b bak frum deh koste. Sheesh, I leeve uze guize 4 2 daze, adn wen I kumz bak u haz deh funky abatarz! Did u goez shopping wyle I wuz gone??
dey wuz on Clarence Sale, i finkso, leftoberz frum Snood gaem.
wuz wundrin wair yew wuz…………. hmmmmmmm wair did yew goes?
wi wented 2 Newport 2 c deh c.
whoa. you mixin wif teh rich folkses? i wuz in Road Eyelin lass week, but in Misquamicut/Westerly in teh cheep seatz.
It wuz berry kewl and foggee dere. Wuz mai birfday prezzint. klimeded sa litehowse!!
ai no aim not pawt uf tis convursashun but jus tu sai,
Hawaiee has bad puter reesepshun.
LOL, I not goez 2 Newport, Road Iylind! I wented 2 Newport, Oryone. Very rittee town wif liddul cottijez and lotsz flaherz.
yr welkum to any conbersashun i aer in!
in fakt, ifinkso i just butted in, myself
wail ai iz buttin owt tew goes tew bed……. Cween ai’m glad yew got tew teh coast…. hope wuzznt froggy awl dai!! is berry bootimuss
nite yew guys……… seez yew tomorrie
{{{jamamamamamama}}}}
g’nite!
lol gudnite jamama!!!
iz vewy fogy in hawaiee.
but sumtimes byutiful.
noes, ai just forgut whut we takin abowt!
ahh. hawaiee. sounz byutimuss.
i aer goin to sleep nao & dweem o’it. nite, all!
gnite maryO. {{sweetpea}}
I need tu go nite tu.
bye evwywon!
G’nitez 2 u 2, Lawlkitkat!!
I kum…everbudde else goez….koinkeedink?
nawt necessairily
Hai Dan!! whuzzup??
laundry, auto repair, dog watchin’, that kinda day.
oh, and heavy equipment operation.
It sownded nrml till ya added deh hevvee kwipment operatin. shudda noen u duzn’t hab deh nrml life.
I hadta move some equipment around so as to get “Miss Dimples” inna garage.
“Miss Dimplez?”
kum on, u kant leev us hangin on dat wun, Dan. Hoo, oar wut iz Miss dimpez????
Oooookay, gimme a couple o’ minutes to compose the incident.
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brb
Sitz down wif bowl uv popkornz 2 nom.
nom nom nom
several months ago, spring, a rather vigorus thunderstorm came through like the wrath of gawd. This Tstorm brought with it hail of golf-ball size. It damaged a significant number of new cars at the dealerships on the other side of the highway. The next morning there were news helicopters circling overhead. My car looks like a red golf-ball. There is literally not a place the palm of my hand covers that doesn’t have a hail dent. A buddy of mine thus stated my car was thus christened Miss Dimples.
nom nom nom.
Dem grate plainz thnderstormz, not so grate ackshullee.
Tuff chrisning. Shudda uzed a shampayn boddle.
BTW, izzn’t it a liddul late 2 b putting mizz Dimplez inna graj? kinda like klozing deh barn door after deh horsez git owt. Next tyme, try putting her in deh graj b4 deh storm.
no room in mai garage for da car, barely room for mai bronze dragon (motorcycle). I’m house sitting for a buddy of mine, who happens to be a master mechanic. More room (once heavy equip moved), better tools, and reference manuals if necessary.
hai cwmj!
Iz wandern in lat az usuool….. didz u lik Newport? I usta hab a fihin boat der bak whenz der were fishies to ketch…..
I haz a pitchur in mai hous ub main streetz mani yerz back.. iz ub da cornor whar Jakes seafud iz (oar wuz…), iz bai a steep hill whar u cud park mani yers ago… I wuz der afor da fishy zoo wuz….. u bringz bak mani memriez….
Iz gona wanda bak ta claz fur awhil n bored maiself silli… lik da claz (iz bout readin!) butz afer 6 weakz nawt much left ta say….
momcat
(da bonkeded face wif da blak eye….)
Kitteh has becum a pothedd.
and apparently, i, a triangle
Dont Smok Pot kittehs.
Dont smoke ANY kinda kittehs!!
Ooooh, I luks grumblity—-an green!!!
Harold is gonna b soooo emb…ambear…hidin unner da bed feelin stoopy after dis
Is Ai bloo yet?
Yay! u iz blu!
is bloo.
and I has a Chessie kitteh as an icon. Is happytayle.
Chessie!! U can haz da REEL Chessie 4 ur abatar!! Haow kyoot!!
needs to fix, I’m not blu anymores…
testing again, sowwies
uz dun it… adn ur abbatar is soooo kyut…
nebber be sowry fur twyin… jus be sowy fur gibbn up {{{chessie}}}
Don’t be blue; you’re blue!
Rehi Ly! U dun didded it! Ur naym b bloo n it werkz 2!!
Ai lawst mai bloo!
i brings yoo blue paint adn a lolbrush adn splats splats here yoo goes yoo looks blue nao!
Yea! U iz bloo. Ifz ur nawt dansin, ai will doo a liddle bellee wiggul fur u.
*marfa bellee wiggul dansdansdans*
(Nawt nekkid tho. Hab tu hab scarffz n shakee sparkuls fur bellee wiggul)
*bellee wiggul dansdansdans*
Yoo is bloo!
yes, yoo is bloo. Check above for yer award.
sew iz teh ovvur kitteh Kumar? iz tehy goin tu wite kassel tu gitz teensy liddul cheeeeeezburgers?
[ ] Win. [ ] Fail. [x] Epic Fail.
CON- GRAT- U- MA- LAY- SHUNS TOO LYANTHYA !
Yoo getz da award for da furst eber 24 ower nekkid dancin on ichc! (wif da oakleefs cluster for goin bloo!)
hao abowt wii makes da pink bubblee baff for u to sellybr8? (an for soakin da soree muskles b4 2 moros rayce)
and u win : 4inch ruby seqwined heels, purplee fevver bowa, 4 foot tall seqwined hat wif fevvers, n velvet ribens to ty unnur ur chin! (awl ak cess oar ees suitable for nekkid dancin!)
go, Ly!
FANK YU, Sparkysmom!
Aiz nawt bloo yet, Ai donut finkso.
lyantha, ai was lookin at yur cheezfrenz photos. yu iz teh bootiful! Jus wanted to sai…
Fanks, Whiskers! Tho sum ob tehm pikshers am skary.
ok let me try help yoo. Are logging in from the wordpress.com page or from the icanhascheezburger page?
Da image in mai hed is too skary! Ai think herz thang gonna b sore frum all da shaken
R U OK Ly?
Yah, Aiz oteh, fanks.
Gud nite, cheezpeepz!
Nite nite…sweet dreemz!
Sweet dreemz, nightshayde. Ai hoaps u haz a gud dai 2morrow.
G’nite nightshayde!!
haz sweet dreemz!!
dun let da lol bugz bit!
Lucy and Ethel try on the latest in millinery fashion.
Haute couture… Ur doin’ it rong
Devo cat
OOhh, Rodney- ur new abatar is skeery- ai’m afrayd to see myne…
AAArrrgghhh!!!
OOOOooh luvscats..wut big twwfs U has…
Um… taht wu be TEEFS!
I fwt mwaeb u hwb swmfing stwk in ur twwfz…..
lukz liek a scawwy dracula…. cauz uf da big teef!!
looks like a cheese dracula
\is there a new thing with those?
but i waz not finking dat waz dah problem
Noo abatars are skeery. Bring kwiltees bak! Ai nawt lyk seein teh noo wuns. Iz skeery lyk Hollow weenie.
ai agree! mai noo wun iz hideyus!
ai lieks teh saying awn ur profyl abawt ebery lief shud hab 9 kittehs! We hab sebben so wier gettin thar!
Ohai! Aim shur ai gots peepuls confyoozd wif mai diffrent nayms and abatars. Its jus so peesmeel tryin tew puts dis all to get her. Bee mai frend?
ai sended u a fren rekwest. ai lieks yur orinj kitteh abatar. one ov mai kittehs (Jean Clawed) is orinj – ai has a sof spot fur hims.
Oops, mist dis. Yesh, ai saw yoo had alredee sent wun befoar ai askt. Fanks!
Woh! Lukt at yur pikchurs. Iz dat a bajjer?
yeah…he’s a taski…taksi..stuffed bajjer. We wuz rearranjin teh ruum an put him onna chayr and teh kitteh (Balthazar) jumped up an streched aout neks tu him – it luked liek a kyoot pikshur.
LOL! Ai’s too stupi to see bajjer iz nawt reel. Or wuz he at wun tyme?
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Dat remyndz me. Ai saw dis sine wuns in Wiskonsin, poyntin tew a biznis, an it sed, “Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy and Cheese.” Yesh, at teh sayme plase.
Wate!
Iz kitteh fashun diziner?
ur doin it wrong! Sumwun halp kitteh diziner!!!! befowe he gets embarasd!
PWEZE!!!!
HALP KITTEHS.
Ai sulut tu yu, poor kitteh.
mehbe kitteh want connekt wit white bukkit kitteh in lower rite kornah of pictcha
I be awlso testin my aba-toir. I lyked my grin kwilt so … here gowz nuffin
Wut’s wif awl teh noo, weerd abatarz???
i waz finkin da saem thing…. one moment i sleep, da next i waek up and see dese abatarz!!1!
Makingz mii glad I habbing mine own abatar and not getting deh randum ugleez frum weirdpress…. yup, yup, i b thinking dem b sum reelee strainj abatarz.
it maekz meh glad too to hab mah Simba kitteh az mah abatar, not da uglyz and scaryz!! i fink eberyone should maek a wierd press account naow to change dier
abatarz!
Mee too! I hadz 3 sine owt of wierp press to see wut I lukked like!! I no likez it! Pleh!
o wait, u hab ur abatar at wierd press, rite, idansdansdans??
i dont know wat come to da wierd press’s mind to change da kyoot kwilty abatarz!
I hazzing deh wierdpress blog and dere akshullee b 6 diffrent opshunz …. Here b wut it saying on mai Settingz paige.
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“For users without a custom avatar of their own, you can either display a generic logo or a generated one based on their e-mail address.
Mystery Man
Blank [dis b a blank]
Gravatar Logo
Identicon (Generated)
Wavatar (Generated)
MonsterID (Generated)”
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Dere b liddle samplul pitcherz on mai settingz paige but dey didn’t copy in2 deh commint box here. Deh Mystery Man b a sillooet, deh Blank b a hole pile uv nuffink, deh Gravatar Logo b a big G wif a bloo bakgrownd, deh Identicon b deh kwiltee fingz, deh Wavatarz b deze uglee faicez, and deh Monster IDz b unuzzer uglee faice.
oh.. i hope dey switch back to da quilty fingz, nawt da maor uglee faeces!!
P.S. cweenmj, i haz a qweshun!
u know Aahz birffday thread dat iz to be in da 4th lol uf da day, can we gib a nawt sekund commint in it in da nawt sekund minute??
If u b lukkee enuf to get to deh 9 am pitcher wen it sez “no commint” ur furstest (
I sed deh F werd) commint iz yer “race entry.” it shud b a birfday messij to Aahz. A hole bunch will show up wif the 9:00 oar 9:01 timestamp on dem. Pleez to not b putting a “reply” on ennee uv doze race entreez. Dat way ebbreewun hoo lukz at feh fred will seeing awl uv deh race entreez in a row. Just like deh foto finnish at a race!! U kin b making commintz after deh race, just not replieze on deh race entreez.
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I think that’z wut Janet ment.
ok!!
fanks a lot cweenmj!!
dat eggspalinz eberyfing!!
9 AM Skeattle tiem?
oh…wait…lolcats/nawt sekund is on Hawaii tiem?
Wai iz lolcats on Hawaiian tyme?
i fink so cauz ICHC waz maed in Hawaii so itz tiem iz in…. Hawaiish tiem!!
But dey’s in See-attle naow. *shrugs shoulders*
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Want to see some pictures from Maui? I’ll load some up in my pictures if you want.
ok!!
i wantz to see!!
iz dey in ur profile??
wait!
u haz two profilez??
cool!
da pictures r fantastic!
i liek da beach, itz so calm and bloo…
Byootiful pikshurs evethemulticatmom!! Sew relaxing!
Ohai idansdansdans!!
i dont exactly knoe where iz Maui, canz u tellz meh??
Hashim, Maui is one of the islands of Hawaii. It’s very popular with tourists. My family has a condominium there. Some of those pictures are taken from our balcony. Also, I don’t have two profiles, I just have a different name in WordPress than I do in ICHC. Stupid, I know, but I made the ICHC one first and saw that it didn’t give me a name here or let me have an avatar of my own. Then I learned about the WordPress thing and didn’t remember the ICHC name when I created the WordPress name. Stupid me! But they both start with EVE!
oh… itz a very byootimus area Eve!!
and i waz just askin bout da profile fingy, it isnt stoopy or anyfin
wundrd wat my fayce luks lyke nao.
o. i no lyke it.
testing….tap tap tap
I agree with whoever said this is a disturbing picture. What so-called “cat lover” would think to run and find a camera and take this picture instead of sweeping in to help this poor creature. The cat’s entire head and neck is suffocating in a vise. Not very LOL…
Ai cuddunt agrii moar.
THIS IS NOT IN A VISE! I did not have to run a find a camera, it was on the back porch step. The entire head and neck was not suffocating, it was on VERY LOOSELY and I picked her up and it slide right off! She’s a Maine Coon with very smooth and slick fur. But not to worry, no more for me on this web site.
No has lampshayd in mai syz!
Ai jus hoap kittoon iz saiflii frii uv teh plantpawt.
An mai noo ikawn iz DEFINITLII bettur tahn teh oald wan. Kthxbai.
oh no! is your cat ok? was he stuck?
Her name is Elli, that is her brother Olli next to her. She was fine, it was a light plastic piece of drain pipe that she got into while chasing a lizard. It was on VERY LOOSELY and she let me slide it right off when I picked her up. I thought it was funny what she had got herself into, but after reading the comments on this page, I can assure you I probably won’t be back to this website in the future. Thank you for being kinder than the others.
Seriously Harold…
What u been drinkin??
Seriously Harold…
What u been drinkin??