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BRAYNES!!!
Conga-rats erm congratulations Maus foar be nowt secund!
whut wood yoo lieks foar dansies adn noms?
Nekkid dans!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
i needid a happee dis mornin.
a grumpee boss… let me show yuu myne!
thnxbai
Mebbeh day iz vejutarian zombeez? GRAYNES!!!
Vejutarian zombeez wif gud manners.
Dey alwais wash their hands before, during, and affer dinner.
*heddesk*
Oh my. Coffee Everywhere.
Rakoon zombees!!! Aaiiieeeee!!
Agin wif zombees :O
Wii nead zombee-huntr yet agin tu teh rez-q.
He wuz rite… dat iz mor zombies than usual.
FTW
nawt sayin teh fuzzy bandeats R-unt kyoot, howebber:
poor sad raccy zombies dew nawt work onna evalooshunairy lebel
while tehy aura intewresting at witch tew look- they donut orften induce splortagiousness of teh massez - - - elfin they skweeed temseffs uppabit
tehn tere wud bee the bwrains ebberywhare 4 them tew nomnomnom
ownlee teh eetibul stuff tho
ok - will yu separayte the recyclablols wile yer attit?
We ownlee recyclol teh fings we can eet
Awl teh otter tingies git sepuratud on teh floar. Hoomin kan ten pik up teh res.. reck.. teh tingies u kan u-s agin.
canz dem sepurate un da floor ub mai naibor?
garbij in, garbij owt, i gess
*sigh*
cans r in teh back…
Dese r French Lolracoons doing teh Can-Can?
cSmall - duz u hab teh costumes?
We’ll need about elebenty.
u meen teh wonz wif teh rufflee skerts adn teh loe kut sparklee tawps?
Nao u didz it.
U said “sparklee.” Iz onwee a matter ov tiem before LCB shows up.
i cancan has costyooms:
teenytiny bolero tops with sequin edging, and beaded danglols; quadruplol circle skirts with seven layers: maroon on top, then termater red, rust, ornj, gold lame, lemon yelloer and last is rose pink satin.
black boots with black satin ribbins, and maybe sum garter belts…
*rushes in, all out of breff, in baffrobe and shower cap, holding rubber ducky wif red floof*
Somebuddy call?
*with hotgloo gun*
yu needs sun sprklols on dat baffrobe
*gloos red hotfix stones in redrubberduckywithfloof pattern on back*
*looks*
:/
*adds one more*
kthxbye!
Ooooh! Schparkles!
*steels own baffrobe*
kthxbling
We’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…
wut? u pays for garbage?
hm dat is usually free.
*calculates fortune to be made selling garbage to Maus*
K, how about elebenty munnies per lb?
Fur a cheezburger today!
Wez heer to dans! Nekkid!
Moi aussi!
Ohai, YNG!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
What, at this time of day????
Enny tiem ob dae is good fer nekkid dans.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
depens on da dancer, but wib u an da yng… uz ryte *grabs popcorm an watchis*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Fanks!
*Ly shakes her thang*
U can leave ur mask on.
Nd yur hat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ
But woold it still be nekkid dansing if ai has mai hat awn? Ai wunderz.
depends on where u wared teh hat.
Hao mennee hats do I get?
3 — kwite uh lawt akshullee
why am I envisioning a “Woody Harrelson” moment?
Eben iffn u haz awl ur close awn, u is still nekkid unnerneef
I’ve used that exact statement to break people up, especially when things are supposed to me serious “psst, hey, ya know he/she is nekkid under dem clothes”
I’ve actually announced in public places that I’m naked under my clothes.
It definitely gets a reaction.
I imagine you would get a positive reaction. I get a reaction as well, but it’s more of a “thank all greater and lesser for the existence and use of clothes!” but hey, it is a reaction.
I was 21 the last time I said it, I think, so yes, the reaction was general jaw-drops and drooling.
Though at 35 I think I still look pretty good.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
hats is akssessorees…not reel clodes. you still be nekkid wif justa hat, i tink. same for mask too.
But wut abowt teh spikee hi heeld shooz?
hmmmmmmm…you makes gud ?. I tink still akssessorees, teknikly.
but if you beez wearin enuf akssessorees duz it turn into not nekkid?
R dey clear heels?
I gess dat cleer heels do be nekkider tahn not cleer heels.
Ai think sum featherz wud be a nice touch…
Wat bowt kleer raynkote?
nah, all that plastic on yer skin just makes you sweat…………….er……..so I’ve been told……….yeh dats it, sommone tol’ me dis, yeah.
I gess U nebber seen Blayd Runnur n da chays seen win Harrison Ford’z kerriktur chaysis da replikant egg-zotik dansur n da cleer raynkote… O mai…
you’ll never look at a snake the same way again.
I remember that snake. All I cud think of was “ouch, that musta hurt!” ffr
Wud be good heer in Skotland.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
the most alluring thing a woman can wear is………..a smile.