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BRAYNES!!!
Conga-rats erm congratulations Maus foar be nowt secund!
whut wood yoo lieks foar dansies adn noms?
Nekkid dans!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
i needid a happee dis mornin.
a grumpee boss… let me show yuu myne!
thnxbai
Mebbeh day iz vejutarian zombeez? GRAYNES!!!
Vejutarian zombeez wif gud manners.
Dey alwais wash their hands before, during, and affer dinner.
*heddesk*
Oh my. Coffee Everywhere.
Rakoon zombees!!! Aaiiieeeee!!
Agin wif zombees :O
Wii nead zombee-huntr yet agin tu teh rez-q.
He wuz rite… dat iz mor zombies than usual.
FTW
nawt sayin teh fuzzy bandeats R-unt kyoot, howebber:
poor sad raccy zombies dew nawt work onna evalooshunairy lebel
while tehy aura intewresting at witch tew look- they donut orften induce splortagiousness of teh massez – - – elfin they skweeed temseffs uppabit
tehn tere wud bee the bwrains ebberywhare 4 them tew nomnomnom
ownlee teh eetibul stuff tho
ok – will yu separayte the recyclablols wile yer attit?
We ownlee recyclol teh fings we can eet
Awl teh otter tingies git sepuratud on teh floar. Hoomin kan ten pik up teh res.. reck.. teh tingies u kan u-s agin.
canz dem sepurate un da floor ub mai naibor?
garbij in, garbij owt, i gess
*sigh*
cans r in teh back…
Dese r French Lolracoons doing teh Can-Can?
cSmall – duz u hab teh costumes?
We’ll need about elebenty.
u meen teh wonz wif teh rufflee skerts adn teh loe kut sparklee tawps?
Nao u didz it.
U said “sparklee.” Iz onwee a matter ov tiem before LCB shows up.
i cancan has costyooms:
teenytiny bolero tops with sequin edging, and beaded danglols; quadruplol circle skirts with seven layers: maroon on top, then termater red, rust, ornj, gold lame, lemon yelloer and last is rose pink satin.
black boots with black satin ribbins, and maybe sum garter belts…
*rushes in, all out of breff, in baffrobe and shower cap, holding rubber ducky wif red floof*
Somebuddy call?
*with hotgloo gun*
yu needs sun sprklols on dat baffrobe
*gloos red hotfix stones in redrubberduckywithfloof pattern on back*
*looks*
:/
*adds one more*
kthxbye!
Ooooh! Schparkles!
*steels own baffrobe*
kthxbling
We’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…
wut? u pays for garbage?
hm dat is usually free.
*calculates fortune to be made selling garbage to Maus*
K, how about elebenty munnies per lb?
Fur a cheezburger today!
Wez heer to dans! Nekkid!
Moi aussi!
Ohai, YNG!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
What, at this time of day????
Enny tiem ob dae is good fer nekkid dans.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
depens on da dancer, but wib u an da yng… uz ryte *grabs popcorm an watchis*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Fanks!
*Ly shakes her thang*
U can leave ur mask on.
Nd yur hat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ
But woold it still be nekkid dansing if ai has mai hat awn? Ai wunderz.
depends on where u wared teh hat.
Hao mennee hats do I get?
3 — kwite uh lawt akshullee
why am I envisioning a “Woody Harrelson” moment?
Eben iffn u haz awl ur close awn, u is still nekkid unnerneef
I’ve used that exact statement to break people up, especially when things are supposed to me serious “psst, hey, ya know he/she is nekkid under dem clothes”
I’ve actually announced in public places that I’m naked under my clothes.
It definitely gets a reaction.
I imagine you would get a positive reaction. I get a reaction as well, but it’s more of a “thank all greater and lesser for the existence and use of clothes!” but hey, it is a reaction.
I was 21 the last time I said it, I think, so yes, the reaction was general jaw-drops and drooling.
Though at 35 I think I still look pretty good.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
hats is akssessorees…not reel clodes. you still be nekkid wif justa hat, i tink. same for mask too.
But wut abowt teh spikee hi heeld shooz?
hmmmmmmm…you makes gud ?. I tink still akssessorees, teknikly.
but if you beez wearin enuf akssessorees duz it turn into not nekkid?
R dey clear heels?
I gess dat cleer heels do be nekkider tahn not cleer heels.
Ai think sum featherz wud be a nice touch…
Wat bowt kleer raynkote?
nah, all that plastic on yer skin just makes you sweat…………….er……..so I’ve been told……….yeh dats it, sommone tol’ me dis, yeah.
I gess U nebber seen Blayd Runnur n da chays seen win Harrison Ford’z kerriktur chaysis da replikant egg-zotik dansur n da cleer raynkote… O mai…
you’ll never look at a snake the same way again.
I remember that snake. All I cud think of was “ouch, that musta hurt!” ffr
Wud be good heer in Skotland.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
the most alluring thing a woman can wear is………..a smile.
garou is good inna Joe Cocker kinda way, and he’s got a good brass section. However, his back-up singers weren’t as involved as Tom Jones were.
lolracoon convenshunz
Awr LOLcatburglar konbenshun?
o yes Is LCB an her frenz
Halp!
Iz bean robbed ov mah trash!
ohai Romeow, how is happy cat?
himz must be happi to be wid Uz
Oh hai, two_kittehs.
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HappyCat iz happy, and glad to b out ov teh shelter.
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Nao dat he’s feeling better after getting “tutored”, we finded out dat hims is a gud leaper. We putted up a barricade, so eberyone cud look at each odder. Last night, hims sailed ober teh top like an Olympic cathlete. He won teh goldee medal in barricade jumping, and teh Shinee in household upsetting.
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Iz a juggling act to keep eberyone happy. We’re a long way frum habing eberyone togedder in one room – iffs dat will eber b possible.
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I checked out teh County Shelter and teh local Humane Society, and dey r boff grate. Don’t kno why teh City Shelter is teh pleh, butts I r wurking on it.
yay!!! three cheers for Romeow and happy cat.
gibe them time they will eventually lyke each odders after
some hissy spitty and tail flicky
When Iz introduced noo kitteh 2 deh resident boss kitteh
I would alwaiz has treatz readee so they would be eating deh treatz
instead of harrassing each odders, it took some weeks but ebentually
there was peace in deh houze
did tehy ackshully fite?
this weekend I tries to innerdeuce noo kitteh to teh old crankee kittehs.
I has a scared for teh noo kitteh!
I hopes yr first kitteh inrodukshun goez well. Two kittehs idea ov treets iz gud…nd short time fur first tiem. Gud luks to Gummi-kitteh and to od kittehs, so day donts feel replayced.
I r keeping gud fots dat fings will b OK.
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Teh prollem iz dat teh crabby tabby doan eben liek teh ones she’s bean libbing wif fur yeers. So, it maeks it harder fur HappyCat.
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Teh gud mews is dat HappyCat iz nawt agressive, nor does he cower. Wen he gets hissed or growled at, he juss looks at dem and sits down. Amazing.
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La Luz will freak out iffs we eben walk next to her, wen HappyCat iz neer. Onwee time will tell. WAY too early to kno hao fings will shake owt.
HappyCat souns eben more lyke my best-belubbed soul kitteh hu is ober teh brij. Gud for HappyCat. Gud for yu.
I still suspekts that HappyCat iz soul kitteh to yu.
But I still stanz by my offer to tayke him iffn it duzzn’t wurk for yu, or no wun closer iz abailable.
Sumtaimez taykes a cuple weeks be4 all kittehs iz happy tugevver.
Fank yew, booklion!
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I REELY ‘preciate teh safetee nets u and JD hab provided.
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I doan fink hims iz quite liek ur Buddah Kitteh (I fink dey borked teh mold). But, hims iz SO speshul and amazing. I want wat’s best fur him. Mebee it iz to stay wif us? Mebee anudder hoam iz better fur him.
Wif awl teh gud fots cuming in frum round Cheezland, we’ll figure it owt sooner or later.
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*sigh*
Mitts juss went affer teh 2 white ones. Mebee fings r nawt quite az rosy az I wud liek to fink.
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Back to teh peece negoshiashuns…
if u gets a brake from the peece-keeping, maybee u can put some pickshures of happycat on ur profile? I wud love to see…
I waz gonna wait until I cud gib hims a baff, but here iz link to teh flyer.
Diz iz wat he luked like teh nawt second day we seed him.
http://www.colleenscakerie.com/happycat.html
Iz hard to get gud pikshure, cuz hims happee feet iz alwais moobing. I’ll try to get better pics.
Himz is not just Happy Cat…himz is Beeyutiful Cat too.
Ohai Romeow {{{{{{Mitts}}}}}} she needs kitteh yoga maiB
a klyunt of mien haz yoosed this tew calum her forma fairall kitteh
http://www.petcomfortzone.com/cat_multiplecats.htm
cudz b worth teh xperrymint ? {{{{{{LaLuz & TJ}}}}}}
Hai 2+2+2!
We tried dat wen we brought La Luz into teh howse, but it didn’t wurk fur Mitts. U wud fink dat Mitts wud hab sum simpafees fur HappyCat, since Mitts waz a PetsMart kitteh, herseff.
awww ratsies {{{{{{{{{{Mitts}}}}}}}}}}
wren yoo taeks noo pix izz there enny pozzibull wai
tew getz sum clothes-ups ov da Mitts pauwse wiff
all orf those xtree toesies??? plzthx
Sure!
She habs a spidee claw dat taps onna tile wen she walks.
Ai hav had new bebbeh kitteh fur 3 weeks- onli wun of otter 3 kats will let him neer- 2 otters still spit an hiss, but nawt akshully fite…Ai guess we haz a truce sort of- hope fur saem fur u, Romeow!
Fank yew, luvscatsVA.
Fings change slowly. Hope ur otter tew cum round, and plai nice.
Teh masked croosaders r here to fight fur troof, justice, and nommible trash.
hehehe – I wuz finkin tehy is teh Not-So-Lone Rayngers!!
The second one from the right in the middle somewhat elevated it STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT!!!!!
lolrakkoon tongue sticky-owt!! *SPLORT*
Oh noes, lunarmommy. Teh raccoon nayshun is so kyoot!
I puts yor brayns bak in *reinstalls brayns, kayrfully, reboots*
I straps on a noo CHRG fur yoo an titens it wit duk taype *tayp tayp tayp*
Nao, plz to luk away frum tehse furreh bandidos fur a minnit till yoo feel beddur!
*puts a blankee on lunarmommy that haz raccoon dezines onnit* Rest nao!
Iz berry funi dat yure awl hear, ’specially aftr we saww moar zombies dan usual erlyer… you shur yur hear fur da trash???
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oar my brainz, mebbe?
rotflmao!
I finkso, dey wud go hungry at mah howse.
Sowwy guies, no brayne heer, ether. Ai werks 4 teh gub’mint sew ai no has branes N-E moar.
*heddesk*
…an she callt herselph Lil (LOL?)
But evreewun noo her az Nancee…
…onlee 2 fine gidyunz biblol.
Wen Meerkats go bad.
Ohai, frenz!
Dere was a rakkoon onna noos last nite. Him gotted hurt an teh reskyoo playse is tryin 2 halp him.
Heres teh storee: http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/26883604.html
Why klone-in not so good, aktualy
Oh, an ai’m gonna b goen 4 a whiel. Ai’m goin awn vakayshun wif mai mahmcat an dadcat. Ai’ll b goen Thorsdai 2 at leest Sundai. Ai’m awf work frum Thorsday 2 next Mundai, but ai mite come bisit on Mundai. Ai dunno yet.
Todai, ai will play! **runz arown teh groop playfullee, pullin various tayles an runnin awai**
Hi, rhsb! Iz glad yu r palyful tudai, & wishes yu a happy bacyshun.
I saw a pixshur that reminded me ov yu when yu is unner teh bed, so I mayded yu a LOL.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1752411
Oh, ai LUBS it! {{{booklion}}}
don’t be pulling mah tayl, Iz will come after Uz and Uz will beez sorry
butt wiggle of doom and jumps and catches rhsb
**pullz two_kittehs tayle tehn duz butt wigglol ov doom ov hur own, nockin down stuff wif hur floofy tayle**
catch me if you canz, runs lyke the wind, jumping over tables and running
lyke a crazee kitteh
*sigh*
Dis iz y we can’t hab nice fings.
taking a brake from running to pauze and scratch Romeow’s nu sofa
:scratch scratch shred
den proceed to lick deh pawzes nonchalantly…
I gibs u elebenty skratchee posts and u skratch mah couch?
Hao wud u like it iffs I…oh wait – dat’s a gud idea…
but but I lykes deh sofa bedder…
to scratch is to claim as myne……anneye WANT dat couch, myne-myne-myne
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*couchcrouch….fullbodywiggle-o-doom* *launch!*……*pounce-n-shread*
bwahahahaaaa……..myne
**rhsb eies a chayr inna cornur** Hai, iz dis noo?
**skratch, skratch** Oh, dis iz fun an it feels gud 2!
Aftur reducing all of Romeow’s furnishoor to shredz
two_kittehs, rhsb and stagehanddan sit in 3 diffurunt
cornurs of deh room grooming themselfs and sitting smugly
*blinks innocently*……..errmmmmph(maintaining a straight face is difficult)
Wha…wha…what happened to mah furnishoor?
Iz…ruined! I’b neber seed ennyfing like it.
t_k, shd, rhsb…didz ennyone see wat happened?
we dosent knoz nuffing
I fink deh goggie done it
Have fun while you’re away. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…
Oh goody! Dat leeves it WIED OPUN!
U knoes ai lubs u, EM.
**whispurrs ** Doan wurree, ai’ve alreddy packed teh Zippo an teh “uthur” stuff, 2!
**slitelee ebil grin**
Haz a grate tyme on vacashun! *runs rownd rhsb in cirkel, swipes at tayl adn runz fasser tahn a screeming pullet*
haz fun on vakashun, rhsb – leev yor trubbles behiynd an keep bein playful!
wee donts needz it in da trashbags, jest hands it direktly to us…
An example that gang problems not only exist in the inner city, but also in the country too!
Wen I libbed in Oklahoma, it wuz definittley Racoons vs Possums. But Coyotes were like big maffea fambly that ates them all.
Wii had teh famlee uv skunks runnin arown teh yard teh uther nite. Wii stayed inna howse!
but demz luks so cute.
Kyoot, yes, but tehre has been reportz ov rabid skunks in mai area.
‘Round here raccoonzez carry teh rabies most. Also skunks, nd sumtiymez woodchucks. But mostly teh raccoonz. Pregnant muvvers pass on teh rabiez already in womb, so liddle bebehs can be bornded alreddy infekted. So sad.
like dat
racoon zombies halp taek out da trash
Dey rinse da braynes in da river first, before eeting. And da trash.
koool.Real racoons do dat too.
an tehy iz so kyoot for zombies!! kyoot an hlepful!!
We iz calls Legion, for we iz MANNY!!!11
Da Furry Legion
But is dey da Fronch furry legion?
quek, eberuwun nok selfs owt, den ebberybuddy saif!!!
raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon
garbage GARBAGE
rake! it’s a rake!
Back away slowly…..
Screw that! RUN!!!!
Ai bet ai’ve been ennertaynin mai co-wurkurs tihs moarnin.
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Ai brot mai hedfones in an has been usin teh UToob as mai purrsonal jukebocks. Ai’ve listened 2 eberyting from Foo Fighters, to Christian Music, Twisted Sister and Poison.
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Ai try nawt 2 sing (which is hard), but ai has been chayr dansin!
dat sowns laik ur doin gwyte well today. an dat makes me happeh. ai laiks 2 see uz doin well. keep on chayr dansin an sing iffn u laiks. mebbeh teh oddurs will join? oar u can has une moar laff… cuz of der strainge faces den.
Hav a berry nyse vacashun wif ur famly, rhsb! And stop dat tayle-chasin rite nao!!
**rhsb swats at luvscatsVA’s tayle, an runs awai kwiklee**
luvscats pounces frum behind shredded couch- grags rhsb- bunneh kiks to tummey!! Bwahaha!
for no discernable reason………..SHD bolts through luvscats and rhsb onna way to other room.
ouchie!!
dat musta hurt!!
*callz dr.tinykitteh fur halp!*
Villij Ov Teh Rakoonz
We Burgl Awl Ur Sekrits!!!
Nao ur finkin ov gibbin us ur garbij…
“we iz here to abduct u, plz to cum wiff us… we haz cheezburgerz!!”
mmm… cheezburgurz… mmm… *willingly followz abdukshun zombies*
Mai best fren saw a fat rakkoon get in hur garbidj and hur yelled at it 2 go awai. Hur sworded taht it waddled a few steps, stopped, took a coupla hits ov inhaler, tehn walled sum moar.
Hur is a berry sillee gurl an ai lubs hur moar dan ennyfing!
a few hourz ago, a really big lizard came up da flush!!
it must be finkin ‘IZ FREE!!1!’
but we flushed it back!
it waz bery huge, looked venomous too!!
O.O
eeep!
Oooh! Ai wud be askeered 2 use teh toylet!
Lizzurds iz wun critter ai DO NAWT WANT!
hmmm, the only venomous lizard here is gila monster, but that thing will not fit up through a toilet. even they’re out farther west inna desert.
ya i fink it WAS da gila monster in mah toilet!!
freaky…
dont wana go back dier ever agayn!
yeah, not want toksik lizzurd bite during, um, private moments!
sorry if taht too embrassin
like wuld be lizzurd bite in rong playse 
Ohai lunarmommy!!
iz fine!!
no needz to apologize!!
Owt here, in AZ, u iz bery lukee to eber see a Gila Monster – I neber hab.
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Yesserday, I waz going to skool to feeds teh ferrel kittehs, wen I saw a lizard in a fountain dat didn’t hab enny wadder. He cuddn’t get owt by himselff.
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It taked me a few tries, but I caught him. He bit me and didn’t let go. I got him outta dere and opened mah hand, and he bited meh free moar tiems before he finally ran away. I waz laffin cuz he wanted to teech me a lesson, but it didn’t eben hurt.
hi romeow! i iz in arid zona too! ebree morning wen i go owt in teh yard i see 3 or 4 lizzurds skamperin away froo teh grass an up teh wall. maeks me happy to see tehm. wunce my kitteh tora (hoo iz ober teh brij now) catched a lizzurd an bringed it in teh howse an wuz playin wif it under teh dining ruum tayble. i catched teh lizzurd in a cup an taked it bak owtside, kitteh wuz mad an went owt to find it again, kame bak wif just teh tayl (lizzurd gotted away, kan gro noo tayl!) i taked teh tayl away too, not wanted lizzurd-tayl in teh hows. pleh.
the one time I’ve seen a lizard run up someones pant leg, all my momcat managed to grab was da tayle. There was this half-second of awful realization, then she shucked outta dem britches so fast I think her underpants were smoking. Right there inda field, infront of gawd-n-everyboddy.
LOL!
Dat reminds meh ov wen I waz a liddle kitteh takin piano lessons. One of teh neighbor kids dropped a maus down teh bak ov mah teecher’s shirt.
She skreemed and whipped her top off in front ov awl us kids.
I fink dat waz teh nawt second lady inna bra (besides mah Momcat) dat I had eber seed!
a lizard bited u free tiemz!?!
u iz very strong and brave to catch a lizard, dey gimme da creepyz…
Pardon meh fur a sekund……..
***link testing***
Ai switchin frum IE (sukz) to Firefox….we’ll see
u haz firefox 3??
iz da best yet!!
wiff nifty add ons!!
coooooom owt n plaaaaaaaiiii
Who opened Pringles can?
Please tell me that was photoshopped. Really, I won’t be mad. That many raccoons in one place would scare me if I opened the back door and saw that. Brains, allright. *MY* brains! Eeeek! ffr
Teh most ai git iz mebbe foar, not dis menee! But ai also nawt sea eny dubbles.
Tanuki-san! wise shape shifturs frum da olden past
Dis mus be zombies last lolcat was lukkin at. Shud revers ordur of lolpics!
Teh Not-So-Itteh-Bitteh Zombeh Committeh!
OMG This is really creepy and out of control Scary and one of the racoons in the back doesn’t even look like a racoon!
Casting call for da sequel to BadgerBadgerBadger
Photoshopped
yeah, right, sure it is. ya ever camped at a park that has a large racoon population?