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Cheezburger Network Blog
when you get to da fork in da road…
take it.
Countryroadats MaryOuis and all ur DIDs!
Can I interrupts this lol to say:
Aahz’s burfdai is tomorrows!!
So, wut do u all finks, all teh talk uv racing todai, and wut a coninky-dink, a purrfect exkyoose for one tomorrow!
Shall we race to tell him happy burfdais at the 6 am cheeztime (12 pm EST) LOL??
(Annowncemint, part deux)
and alsew, our lubbly frend
CweenMJ has a birfdai Fridai!!
So, we needs a partee then toos!
Rayse 2morrow, partee Fridae!!!
Grate eye deer! We can hab bofe.
I guess teh Friday wun s/b at teh same time, so teh west coasters can be there, seein as how MJ is one of dem!
So I will miss dat wun, cuz I has a stoopy appt, but will say happy burfdays at 9 am and reminds everyone uv the 12 pm partee!
ackshully she may prefer teh 3 pm pic, since teh 12 pm won is still crack o’dawn on teh west coast!
If ennyone sees MJ come by, axe her what time she wants hur partee!!
Da tiemz iz so cumfuze. da 12 cheeztiem iz 3 pm pacific tiem so wud be gud fur mj nd me nd uvvur westrunz. kthx.bai
I are al old lady…so I will say HAPPY BIRFDAI rite naow…an I will be souwnd asleep at 12pm tonite!! **yawn** I may not make it dat far!
noes… 12 pm iz NOON! tomorrows!
NOT when yure MAI age!! 12 is sleepin time….anytime it comes around!!
LOL
Fanky CLOL!! {{{CrazyLittleOldLady}}}
Ohai leeza-b! Wood it b paws-ibble 2 hab da rais awn da 9am Cheeztym (3 pm EDT) Lolcat? I woan b rownd 4 da urleeyur wun, n I wuz sew hoapin 2 purr-tissypayt n mai nawt-sekkund rais!
Plzplzplzthkbai
GMTA!
I just axed u below when I saw u had a lunchy date if u wanted to make it 9 insted!
OF CORSE we will haz it at 9am!! Yoo has to be heer for ur partee!
*ahem*
ATTNSHUN!!!!!
THE PARTEE FUR AAHZ TOMORROWS IS NOW AT TEH 9 AM EST LOLPIC, (DATS 3 AM CHEEZTIME) BEACUSE WE NEEDS TO HAVE AAHZ HEER OR IT WUD BE WEERD!!
Can someone repeat that at teh 6 pm pic tonite??
wait there is a criscross Aahz asked for 3PM EST (9 cheeztime)
and Leeza is sayin 9AM EST ?? decisionsdecisionsdecisions
GMTA! Waol, awlmoast. Iz dat 9 am CheezTym oar 9 am EDT? I kin b heer 4 da 9 am EDT Lolpic, but I prolly caynt rais. I kin rais awn da 9 am CheezTym (3 pm EDT) Lolpic.
…
Wichebber wun it wynz up beeyin, itz gunna b uh grate pardee I finksew!!1! U gyz r da gratistest n da bestist!
meh goes nao to prepars birdie-caek!
wheel jest hasta rayse all dai, kinda like atta hoarse trac
tere wilby bettin adn efferyting! Hippo Birdie Eve Aahz !!1!
Fanky 2w2b2s! I liekz da horsee raisiz!
…
“Now the race is on! And here come Pride in the back stretch, Heartaches going to the inside. My Tears are holding back and trying not to fall. My Heart’s out of the running, True Love’s scratched for another’s sake. The race is on and it looks like Heartaches! And the winner loses all…”
Oops, 2W2B2S is rite, I mixted up teh cheeztime and teh IRL EST.
maybee I needs a purrsonal assititint.
Teh race is to wish u happy burfdais though! U wants to race wif us to tell u happy burfdais? Kewl!
One last time!!
*ahem*
ATTNSHUN!!!!!
THE RACE FUR AAHZ BURFDAI TOMORROWS IS AT TEH 3 PM EST LOLPIC, (DATS 9 AM CHEEZTIME) BEACUSE I IS STOOPY WIF THE TIME STUFFS!
AND DAT’S FINALL!!
Pllllleeeease… tell me I gotted it rite this time???
drats. I had teh bold on and weirdpress nommed it.
Ratz! Ai will be out tomorrow wen teh partee takes plais. Happee, happee birfday, Aahz. I’ll send a angelfud caek wif strawberry toppin.
An menny happee returnz!
Fanky Cassidy!! N I *lurvz* da strawdberreez! *nomnomnomnomnom*
Cors I wontz 2 rais wif yawl! I meen, da birfdai peepz gitz 2 plai da birfdai gaymz at da pardeez n gitz 2 nom da cayk n i skreem doan dey? Wooden b uh birfdai pardee if da birfdai purr-sun nawt dere…
…
**wiss-purrz** BTW, haow U mayk da boald printz n ur kawmintz?
go lyk dis
b 4 enny werds oar leddars
2 tern awf
ob kors wifout the spazis
??!?
rassafrassabrassa!!
Werdpress tuked mai comintz lit R ellee.
.
left bracket then b then right bracket to turn on bold
left bracket then forward slash then b then right bracket to turn off
Wich wunz r U kawlin brakitz?
O fooey — I triez dem awl
Poyntee brakitz
[b]Skwayr brakitz
[/b]
{b}Kerlee brakitz
{/b}
K naow — wich wun werkz?
lukks liek u got teh poynt.
A HA! It b poyntee brakitz! Shooda gessted — datz wat HTML yooziz. Duz WerdPoopz yooz enny moar HTML dan jess kerrikter foarmattin?
Sry, ai nawt no dis langwij
bai brakkets ai meen dees simbols
rassa brassa frassa
use the simbol fur the shift ob comma,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, adn dot …………………
These?
“<” and “>”
Yes, fanks LCB! Ebry tym ai yoozed dem, werdpretzl eetid tehm!!
Teh trick is to drench them in hot pepper sause first. Then WordPriss won’t wanna eat ‘em cuz they taste nasty. See?
*takes bite out of hot-pepper-tasting symbol*
*smoke comes outta LCB’s ears*
HALP! Is there a margarita in teh house?
*rushes up to LCB wif icee code margarita*
Heer yew goze, dwink fass tew puts teh fyre owt!!
Oar beddar yet, calls teh fyre mens!!!
*rushes up to LCB wif icee code margarita*
Heer yew goze, dwink fass tew puts teh fyre owt!!
Oar beddar yet, calls teh fyre mens!!!
doze simbols udderwize am knowed az teh grater-dan
adn less-dan synes.
ef dat helpz.
got several here. mai buddy, for whom I am house/dog/cat/vehicle(izza long story) sitting made the mistake of showing me where the likker is hid.
.
how ’bout peach orchard punch wif rum innit
or orange tangerine wif rum innit?
Fankyoo M21K! Mai brayn be borked tudai!!
Heerz LCB maykin da hawt saws 4 da brakitz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc_UCc8EQcQ
Nao dat izza Nepic splort!!!
a storee??
shoots. teh storees alwais comes up rite when I iz fixing to leeve.
*sniffle*
u puts a b inside of teh ‘lesser than’ and ‘greater than’ brackets, and then to takes off the bold u does the same thing but wif a / infront of teh b.
sew dat wud B —–wut, califurneeya tiem??
Ai haz teh stoopeyz 2dai!
Don wanna du da maff!!!
Iffin EST is free, tehn PST will be wun, rite??? Kin sumbunee plz tew cunfer…confri…agreez or nawt agreez??? kthxbai
*mudders unner breff* &^$X*&V#$%
Ai kant seems tew git ennyfind rite!!! Tumaro 1200 noon fur west coast
ok, ai gets it nao….3 owr dif.
Sew we R 12 noon Aifinkso!
12 nune PDT I finksew…
yes, fank yew, Aahz {{{{Aahz}}}}
YAY!
Aahz,
Ai woant bii a bull tew vizit oar rayse @ noonish pacifist tiem, but I wanna tail yew:
Happytail birfdae, sk8trboi!!!!
Ai hoeps yew n teh fambly hazza grate cellerbrayshun!
Ai wheel treye tew catsup wif yew layte nite.
Fanky smom!! I b lukkin owt 4 ur catsup sew I kin putted sum awn mai fryz
testing
w00t, it werked!
*skampers off to try moar)
testing1
testing2
Hao dew wii maek teh strikefru tag?
oops
oopsi hadtew type teh hole wurd “strike” in teh plaise holdurz.
em
strong
strikear tehre otter wunz?
Tihs iz onlee a test…
(problee woan wurk, butsteel)
codesamp
kbd
Ai fownd wun!
Yew ar inna mayze ob twisty liddlol passajez, awl aliek.
west
Yew cannoe go west.
norf
Yew cannoe go norf.
heddesk
Yew cannoe heddesk.
kill puterkwitHow about a nice game of chess?
cool! wher can I find the tags?
sew far ai haz 4…
em – italic
strong – bold
strike – strikethru
code – courier
yew can nest tehm tew get awl teh
purr… puremew…*sigh*very ashunz
Ai wuz lurkN here:
http://www.w3schools.com/tags/tag_phrase_elements.asp
Soem wheel nawt wurk.pea ess
yur abatar maeks mii smylol
Sew smom — dew U noez da “Cayv Advincher” gaym 2? LCB n I wuz plaiyin it urleeyur furvver daown dis fred.
Ai playd ett or sumfin liek ett in collidj teh nawt sekkund tiem… wuzzabout 84-85… OMCC Ai am gettN up tehre.
2 bii hownest wen Ai sawr I cud
type liek tihsAi had tew start wif yore Cayv Advincher fun. Cuz mosslee whut Ai member wuz getting frustraytid adn telln teh puter tihngs Ai n00 ett cudN due, jest tew see it saeAi doanoe hao tew stick itAn Olympic LOLcat, Ai jest riileyezd taht teh WP gaev yew teh not sew welcum abbitar en plaise ob teh quilt skwairz. Mai polo geez.
cunfushuss sais to tuurrn 2 tha le-ai meen rite every time
conga-rats foar nowt secund spot!!!
whut wood yoo lieks foar dansies adn drinksies?
erm cough cough xcuse me I haz an announciment!!!
I hav ideas vewwy gud I finkso!!!
Nao I want eberybody ov yoo to tells meh yur opinions on dis but I want alsow to attract teh attention ov teh partee-organizin and dansies mastermynds!!! hoo seems to be: *moosik playz doom doom*
1. JanetCanHas4Kittehs *applauds*
2. Phillipe d’Beaker *applauds*
3. lyanthya *applauds dansdansdans*
Hear we goes wif teh ideas. I somtymes do online moosik partees wif mai friends adn eet iz a lot ov fun ai finkso! So I prorpose we haz an online moosik partee wher eberybody can be DJ!!!1! by selecting moosiksduring teh partee!!!!
Achtualee I can prepare teh place foar teh event which means teh infrastractures foar selecting adn playing teh moosiks online, but I will needs teh help ov some ov teh mastermynds!!!1! What does yoo finks?
Is grate ideer!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Mai last lol to dans nekkid on! Ai has made it 24 howrs!
lolz cong-rats foar dansin nekkid foar 24 howrs!!!! hear yoo goes taek dis howt chokklit adn dis blanket to warm up!
Ooohh, fanks.
*curlz up wif blankie an hawt chokklit*
I shall alert the Guiness Book of Wurld Rekerds!
Fanks, Mamakat!
will dey gif u a goldey medal or trofee? Concatulashuns on de endurrences of nekked dansdansdansing, lyanthya!
I hoapsew it b uh troafee, cuz ifn dey pinz uh meddle awn herz wyl herz steel nekkid, it mite hertz…
Kud be a medal onna ribbun — liek fur teh lolympix.
Or iz that teh Guinness Book uv Whurlold Rekerds?
Ai wil dansdans nekkid wif u! *gits nekkid adn dansdansdans*
Ai wuz maid 4 dansin awl awl awl awl nite lawng!
this cud be fun.
haow duz it werk?
tell us moar!!
Yeah, whut PDB sed!
Oh hai Phillipe! basikally I will makes a paeg wher all ov us will be at teh same tyme adn whoever wants will select which will be teh next song from his home! Songs get in a que adn get played when deir tyme arrives!
Nao der iz no softwaers dat does dis sow fur teh nowt secund tyme I will maek somthing simple adn if peeps lieks ett I can develops eet further adn hav better funs!!!1!
Foar furst tyme I finks dat we will use youtube moosiks videos sow we do nowt hav copyrites problems. So yoo lieks a song yoo finds eet on yootubes yoo add eet in teh list in our paeg. Immediatelyly it shows up on other peeps intertube window adn dey know who maeded teh selection!!!1! When tyme comes teh song starts!!!1! adn dansdansdans!!! Also we will be able to chat liek we do here in order to talk while listening too teh moosiks!!!
BTW Phillipe yoo haz teh moosik tastes!!!1!
whut does yoo finks peeps? erm kittens and dowggies?
Y iz der neber a SPOON in teh road?
Sumtymz derez uh DIPPER n da rode
…
O wayt … datz spowsta b … O, nebbermynd …
NOT WAnt Dipper. They is full of babeeh pooh an stinky.
EWWWWWWW!!!!
DIPPER, nawt DYPER!!!
OMCC. Ai diddint get wut teh prawblum wuz befoar… fankz, Aahz. Nao ai unnerstandz.
what is OMCC, please? kthxbai
floatcat
Iz Oh mai Ceiling Cat!
Teh feline equif … aqua … samy fing as hoomin’s Oh Mai God eggs clam ashun.
Dids sumbudee sai DIPS! Ai brings teh nawchos!!!
Dare fur ebrywun! Nawt myn, nawchos
hmmm… gud kweshun….
“there is no spoon”
Ther iz oanlee Zuul?
there is onlee the Maytricks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzm8kTIj_0M
(Off thred) the dodgy dictionary link has been removed.
Spork?
Foon?????
Klassifikashun problums, u has tehm.
N ifn U kraws da spoon wif uh knife wataya gitz? Izzit uh knoon oar uh spife?
Wat bowt uh knife n a fork? Izzit uh fife oar uh knork?
wuddevr yew callit, iffitz sharp, doan puttit inyer mouf!
Has yew scene WALLe? En wun seen hii haz brot home a spork for hiz cutlery collecshun.
*Holds spork by spoons*
*Holds spork by forks*
*Lovingly sets spork in spot between*
WALL-E rocks! My momma tooked me! She’s 70 and I’m 40! But Yung at heart!
floatcat
Ai musta gree!!
Ai’m yore elder (bai 2 turns :snurk: ) and Ai haev tookd mai kidlets twict awlreddii. Cannaw sae nuff gud stuff bout WALL-E!!!
conga ratz mary0spockn!!1!
uz nawt sekund agayn!!1!
*tikkulz kitteh’s hed in Hashim’s abatar*
Awwwwww!!!!!
*kitteh gibz mary0spockn a sweet hedbonk and a kyoot meow*
WOW MaryO! U r awl bai urself at teh tawp. Iz it lonelee up tehre?
Ai gess nawt. Tihs iz sum funnee thred!
Congratshumalashuns, MaryO what sillybrashuns wud u liek?
fanx ebberywun. yesh, it be loonlee at teh taupe. We can haz partee- aftur sumwun feedz dat splortashus kitteh in teh pic.
Lotz of us plans to feed him!
Dat floofy bebbeh is alreddy WELL fed!
Con-CAT-enayshunz Mais Oui! U beetid owt uh hoal bunch uv kun-10-durz 2 gitz da nawt-sekkund awl 4 ursef!!1! Sillybrayt? Haow?
tell what yr abatar is, mebbee? i nebber figgered it out!
Oooo, yez…..DO WANT 2 noe!!
it is Aahz, a character from Perv ( I wouldn’t call him a Pervert, Pervect will do and not get one folded, spindled, or otherwise mutilated) in the Robert Asprin books. Green, with scales, multitude of sharp pointy teeth, and yellow eyes.
I thot it wuz a cartoon drawring uv Yoda.
Iz whut Ai thot, SHD.
Yew (wii) ar rite, Ai finkso.
SHD b rite — itza pitcher uv Aahz from da “Myth Adventures” seereez uv kawmickle bukz bai Phil Foglio n baysded awn da bukz bai Robert Asprin. I can haz uh bigger pitcher awn mai proefyl ifn U wanna gitz uh beddurer idear uv wat himz lukz liek…
the icon you’re using threw me for the longest time, I knew it had to be that particular Perv, but I’d never seen one like that. Until recently, when at a used bookstore, and came across an different cover that any of mine. Looked at it, looked at it again, *bing* (dat’s de light-bulb igniting over mai hed) holey-crow, dat’s Aahz’z'zzz avatar!!!
Da spusiffik pitcher b frum da nawt-sekkund ishoo uv da “Myth Adventures” kawmickle buks bai Phil Foglio. It b da seen ware Aahz meetz Skeeve 4 da nawt-sekkund tym aftur himz gitz summunded bai Garkin n Garkin gotted uhsassinaytided.
O, n heerz wun uv me smylin 4 da kamra:
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/aahz.jpg
yep der dey beee, de multitude of sharp pointy teeth.
Adn a byootimus eering!
Congrats, Mary-O, can we still haz nekkid dansin??
mebbee wen lyanthya haz rested wii can….if shee’s nawt beein demure.
Wehn u git 2 teh fork inna rode, chek 2 c if dere’s fud awn it.
Wehn u git 2 teh fork in teh rode, chek 2 c if dere’s fud awn it!
Ummmmm, sew gud it bare’s repeeting? (Stoopy werd pretzel!)
you can say dat again.
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can u send tath 2 me in an email?
*luks comfuzzled, in other werds, nermal*
umm, leeza iz dat a reel rekwest or a joek i not getting; i having the brain freeze?
it wuz a joek… abowt redundancies…
hasnt dat happened to u?
Dat someone sends u an email, then calls u to tell u tehy has sent u an email, or vicey versy?
Yoosed to drive me crazee when I werked at a bank.
Ohai leeza-b! Ai wereked in menny banks bak in teh dai. Copyin’ stuff bekame a joek over teh years. Ai liek to be neet an organamized so ai regularly threw stuff owt when it exceeded its retenshun requirement. Teh last playce ai werked wuz a family owned bank an’ tehy NEVER threw stuff owt. Their rule was “You can throw it away but make a copy first.”
Brawhahaha
oh, teh ebil!
I had to keep free months werth of rekords under my desk.
Trees, we killed dem!
“dat again.”
FEED TEH KITTEH
Feed teh kitteh!
GMTA u, Aahz an me.
Well — teh capshun DID set it up kwite neetlee fur us.
Yiss, it wus teh obvyus commint, Ai spoze.
i choose cheezburger!!
o wait..
dier iz no such opshun!! LOL! XD
cheezburger is ALWAYZ an option!!
o ya!!!
here, cheez burger fur all!!
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fang u fur da cheezburgers, Hashim!
ur welcum!!
u can haz sekundz if u want!
Iz cheezburgerz frum teh ceeling? Yaynez!
yesh!!
and itz free home delievery too!!
None shall pass!
WUT iz teh ayrespeed velawsitee uv an unlaydun swallow?
Afrikun oar Yoorowpeeyun?
Python FTW!!!
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Dey is bofe teh saem – dey commyoots frum Africa 2 Europe an bakk agane – dey can’t maek up der mynedz.
Ai
donut
noe.
NNNNNNUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*fliez into teh gorge wif a kwikness*
…
…
…
(ooh – dots!)
Um … guiez….
…
HALP?!
awt uf teh bloo…
*throws roap*
heer officecat, lemme help. wee mak ropeladderrr
nightshayde????
helloooo, nightshayde, nightshayde!!!!! r u dere????
*tarzan yodel*….*getting louder*
*ssshhhhwwwhhhooooopppp* *snag*
gotcha…um
.
oh, dear……um hand on tight.
*pulls wif AfriCat breenging SHD and nightshayde up safelee*
cool, I cushioned the impact of de wall, *wheeze* ohhhh boiyoboy, thaaats gonna leave a mark.
Yew saevded meh! Fank yew, cheezpeeps!
…
*watches hur kyoot abatar kontinyoo to plummet*
happee 2 b ov surbice, sowwy abowt ur kyoot abatar
heer, hav a blankee wiv teh cheetas an sum springingbucks onnit. o an also teh hawt choklee wiv a liddle Cape brandee 2 hep wiv teh shawk.
Fanks, AfriCat. Ai definnitlee needz to recubbur.
A litlol fasstur tahn a laydun swallow? A lawt faster??
*fikshunkitteh is cast into the gorge by an invisible force*
***Catches fikshunkitteh in hot air ballolooney*** Here yu go, now go find dat Ebil Maus and destroiz him!
**sneekz up neer Ebil Maus**
PROFESSOR!!1!
**runz awai wkiklee-liek**
**pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi**
**SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq4tQg4QYLQ
**um, wkiklee=kwiklee**
Mai pore tie-pin skilz, lemme shoa y swn …
that was a work of art….thank ya Aahz, needed da gigglol
But Aahz, don’t you understand that I’m the one wearing the white suit? and therefore impervious to pie…
you need to watch to the end, the white suit not so impervious as one would presume.
***SPLAT*** *menny tyms*
STN!!!!
NOE WUN iz im-purr-veeyuss 2 pi!!1!
Mwahahahahaha!
**fleengz moar pi’z at EM**
**SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT**
Silly ICHC denizens. Don’t you know that this is just a holographic projection of me?
Well, “Hello, I must be going” as the Great One says. See you all tomorrow. TTFN!
**flingz holograffik purr-jekshunz uv pi’z at EM’z hologram**
**da reel pi’z git purr-jektid at da reel EM n da ebil duh-minshun**
**SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT**
STN!
nyce won, teh scaled wonder triumphs.
Hoo is dis Gorge adn ware did hims cum frum???!!!!??
*Saylin inna hawt air ballolooney, lukin fur teh ebil maus*
Nao ware did hims go??? Hay, officecat–can yew fro teh roap doan heer 2??
Nightshayde, yew can ryd alawng adn halp wif teh revenj of maus…
*pouts* But I sed *I* wunned to ryde alawng if ther ever wuz a hot ayr balloon on ICHC!
*kwiklee dips (wiffout nawchos) daon tew snag gremlin*
Nont powt!!! Grab mai paw, huree!! Gremlin, grabby paws!!
I will bring anudder hot air ballolooney for teh race, kai? We gonna hav live, lokal cubberage of teh festibities on ICHC Netwurk!
Grate Ideer, CLOL! Aifinkso gremlin wood lyk tew be ‘inbyted’ tew ryde alawng wif yew… hint hint
Um, yes, that wuld be luvvlee! I haz a *ahem* wurk event almost awl day today (Thursday) but will joyn teh rayce as soon as I kan! *rubs paws gleefully*
Iz teh Gorge ub Eetirnul Pair-ill. Iz nawt teh gud, adn ai shud noez. Aiz bean heer sins ai gottid askt mai favrit kullur. Iz blu, baut ai sedid yelloh.
(Ai noez iz nawt rite wif moovy, but ai lubs blu 2 much!)
Leest wuz nawt teh Bog uv Eturnal Stench!
Maus iz just jelus ov fikshunkitteh’s cleber ansir.
Fanks, Catsablanca!
an whut iz ur qwest?
Ai seik cheezburgerz!
cant waits to NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
I am opening de gushifudz…
Desishuns, desishuns….
GMTA, Missy!
Fead da kitteh — awlwaiz uh gud choys
I wantz my supper NOW!
Teh troo grayle will leed u to fuds.
Unless it’s a grail-shaped beacon…
Then leads u to horney gurls…
In casel namded Anthraks.
um, can’t I have a little peril?
wut?!11!??
haz Zut had teh grayle lite on agin??
why do I feels like I has been here before, and reesentlee….?
ackshully I was finking of teh grayl in Indianna Jones 3.
‘choose… but choose wiselee….’
Himz haz choazin …… porelee.
Pik teh playne wuddN wun!!
Decisions, decisions….
U r n uh mayz uv twistee liddul passijiz, awl diffrint
Plugh!
U r n uh twistee mayz uv liddul passijiz, awl diffrint
> Throw Aahz
I don’t understand that command
> Throw dwarf at Aahz
The dwarf sails through the air
It hits Aahz
Aahz picks up the dwarf and shakes his hand
The dwarf gives Aahz a mincemeat pie
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> Throw pie at lolcatburglar
watch owt Aahz, LCB has teh wicked pie hole! Good thing yer pie iz awreddy mince meet.
> Kill pie
3.14159265
How much is that in cow pies?
not sher, but I can convert it to cow chips if you needsz to bisit teh Cowsino fer sum gamblin. *whips owt hunnert dollah towil converter. fingerz mivin litnin fas*
elebbenty hunnert cow chips fer yoo
O hay, addkittehz, did u see that I finded a source for hunnert dollar towels?
I’ll has to see if’n I can gets some cowculaters to go with.
Hao manee cowsmopolitans can Ai has foar elebbenty hunnert cow chips?
I can’t do that!
can yoo do coconut cream pi?
O yesh — U beddurer bleev it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hip7Tgr8Lug
NOETISS: — dis b PG-13 n kays parint katz b watchin wif deyz kidletz
FTW!
Ohai Maus! I figgerded it wood b ur ebil bruvver hoo wood b da nawt-sekkund 2 kawmint awn dis beedeeyoe…
You don’t have to be Ebil to appreciate that. Just male…
I herd dat!
Adn fur da laydees…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Py4tTIqkuo
U r n uh mayz uv liddul twistee passijiz, awl diffrint
Oh, hay Aahz (and annybuddy else who knows whut this is all about)
A coulpla years ago I finded this cool article where they gives a history of teh game and has pics from teh IRL cave!
It’s a major geekfest of a read, with coding samples and stuff, but teh again it features photos of geeks engaged in actual outdoors activity, even if most of takes place technically inside, or more to teh point, underground.
http://www.digitalhumanities.org/dhq/vol/001/2/000009.html
I b at werkz naow, but I lukz attit win I gitz da chantz
…
Fanky 4 da leenkee, n 4 da fun awn dis fred!!
Awltho, 2 b onnist, 4 sum reezun I wuz spryzded dat U wood b da nawt-sekkund 2 rekanyz wat I wuz tawkin bowt…
Because I’m obviously way 2 young to knoes about it, right?
RIGHT???
Riiiiite…
LCB da Tweenayj Kitteh
Hao did we funkshun befoar Gore invented teh intertubez?
Datz a kewl link, LCB…. and fun to haz moar stuff put into context.
iz dat laik cat jugglin’?
Noe … Steev Martinz startid uh moovmint 2 gitz rid uv cat-jugglin … itz nawt uh spoart ennymoar…
U r n uh liddul mayz uv twistee passijiz, awl diffrint
Throw birfdai prezzents at Aahz…
The presents sail through the air
They land near Aahz
Aahz picks up presents
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> Tell luvscatsVA “Thank you!”
?
since i iz confuzzled anyway I’ll butt in heer… Aahz, roomer has it its ur burfdai tomorrows! Troo??
Troo dat. Itz da *mumbledy*-fth annumbirserree uv mai *mumbledy*-9fth birfdai
uh ohs!
*runs orf to tell everrywun*
Happi-tayle birfdai, Aahz!!
wavy Kermits armz fer Aahz’ berfday!!!
Happee birfdai 2 u (cha cha), happee birfdai 2 u (cha cha), happee birfdai deer Aahz, happee birfdai 2 u (cha cha).
Hoap iz gud birfdai!
Fanky yawl! I shure itz gunna b uh nys birfdai… Mai baws b taykin me owt 4 lunchee, prolly 2 Lawnghoarnz oar sumfin liek dat. Mai famblee awlriddee givded me uh birfdai pardee awn Sunnydai sintz mai reel birfdai wood b doorin da weak n da kidletz skewl b startid naow. Mai XYL gunna giv me sum reel tennis shooz naow dat I b plaiyin tennis wif herz. N uv cors I wanna givz maisef uh gowld meddle at da ind uv dis munf win I haz mai nekst sk8n kawmpatishun. We’ll c haow dat goez…
uh ohs… we setted up teh burfdai festivitiees for 12 pm EST.
Shall we makes it 9 am insted?
Don’t want u to miss ur partee!
8 way braid! Letz go to Tye-boo-teek! I wantz kitteh earrings…
Oh no, Ai’m wrong- ai see Mary O’ beet us all!!
Not kwite! MaryO wuz wun minnit b4 teh brayde.
Iz onlee braid for secont….nawt not-sekont…..duz dat kownt???
16 postings in nawt second 2 minits (dat’s iffn Ai can cownt rite!) Ptittee gud goin, Ai fink.
TY Booteek TY Booteek!!!!
Yep- moar showed up- dats a lawt of fast typing- lets AWL go to Tye-boo-teek!!
O waow! I nawt b noetissin da 4 uvver kawmintz at 9:01 under Mais Oui’s nawt-sekkund! Datz pirtee gud!
I dunno, but it b uh 12-wai makrumay!! N 2 u mai kawmintz r awn da saym minit! Kin we steel goez 2 da Tybooteek ennywaiz?
I has nebber been to teh booteek befour!
Ai gotz sum sparklee danglee kitteh earrings- whut did u get, COL?
I gotta a hunnderd dollah towel…markt daown to $99.99! What a bargin!!
Woot woot!!
O rly? I gotted myn awn sayl 4 oanlee $102.77
…
O, waytaminit…
i thought dat we got da fingz frum da ty-booteek fur free cauz i bought a golden plated kitteh bobble hed!!
Yu musta bot yurz from teh Dewey, Cheatem & How Booteek!
Ai thot taht wuz a law firm.
Dey haz dye-versif-eyed.
Cors, ennyfing wif munnee innit dey b innerstid n…
Ratsa fratsa WP lulled meh into a fawlse sens uv sekyooritee. Let meh maek awl sorts uv commintz befoar decidin to nom my “congratulations” posts. Grrrr.
k me iz going to sleep naow!!
see ya’ll 2morro…*THUD!!1!*
*zzzZzzZzzZzzZz*
G’nite Hashim, see u in teh mornin/
hmmm… cant sleep… iz back!!
fur 30 minutez dat iz…
Sleep gud, Hashim!
*Tuks Hashim inna sawf blankie, a grate ideer past alawng frum Tidmum…*
fank u fikshunkitteh, i’ll use it wen i goez to sleep agayn. dont know but dont feel liek sleeping naow.
ok naow iz going to sleep fur gud *zzZzzZzzzZZZz*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai has dansed 24 howrs!!!!!!!
WHEEEE!
*collapses*
Hawt chokklit… plzkthx *gasp*
*Tuks Ly in unner a niec sawftee blankee in a dustee rose kulur*
Yew rest nao, Ly. Yew haz bin doin CC’s werk…. oar sumfin.
We need YNG to fan Lyanthya’s “thang”- it is over-warm frum all de shakin ifinkso.
sumfin!
***pores nuvver steemee hawt chokklit 4 lyanthya***
***addz sum creme de cacao n peppymint shnopz***
***tops wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur***
***hayngz peppymint kandeekayn awn syd***
Heer U goez — grate jawb dansin! Gitz sum rest naow…
right…..I need help…..professional help.
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what you wrote “***pores nuvver steemee hawt chokklit 4 lyanthya***
what I saw :***pores nuvver steemee hawt chokklit over lyanthya***
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so you can just imagine what the rest of it did for my composure.
*sweats*
Duz u need a YNG (female) 2 fan u?
y knodt
*schweaddy grin*
Dat steel werkz — YNG = Yun Nekkid Gerl
Yun = Yung
…
I jess warsht mai hanz n caynt dew uh fing wiffem…
Ai noe, but Ai din’t fink shd wud want a YNGuy!
thar u go maykin me laff soes mai cubeeez (liek deh homeez but @ werk) wunner whu’s so funnee…
Yah, iz reely badz wehn u snkerkz oar snortz owt lowd. Ai’z in teh liberry, sew itz awl qwiet arownd mi.
*hands Dan a 10p towl*
(john wayne voice from the Quiet Man) thanks
ooooo… dat wuz Eireland, wuzznt it???
*swoon*
yepper, one of mai favorites
Hmmm…… wippee kreem, peppymint shnopz, n koko paowdur awn tawp uv uh nekkid Lyanthya……
…
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Dat wood mayk me swet 2, I finksew…
…
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O mai…
EXACTLY MAI POINT!!!!!
Tomoro. Gimme a braek, oteh gaiz?
Ly, u gonna dansdansdans nekkid wif wippee kreem, peppymint shnopz, n koko paowdur awn tawp 2morrow fur Aahz’ birfdae?!?
She nawt neadz 2, I finksew… Herz b tyrd, n I doan fink mai XYL wood tayk 2 kyndlee 2 mai havvin uh byootimuss gerl dansin 4 me n herz birfdai soot awn mai birfdai…
um…I get the impression she’s a bit tired of this thread.
Shez jus a bit tired, aifinkso. Yew wud be tired too aftur *nekkidansdansdansing* fur 24 hours.
Noes, Aiz oteh. Jus a bit brefless.
*pantpantpant*
Whippee kreem?
*covers teh skwirrlz’s eyes*
I can has blanky!!!
just pulled a pseudo-wool and flannel blanket off of do clothes line, you may borrow. I’ll need back later, it is my winter blanket.
Fanks, Dan!
*curls up in blanky, drinks hawt chokklit*
*getz a hawt cup of choklitt fur lyanthya*
*handz it to her*
*gibz her a cozy blanky fur rest*
*applause*
*whistles*
*leers*
*cheers*
we naow returnz yew to coverage of teh lolympics, wich has been pre-eptied by more impoawrtant live nooz of lyanthya’s nekkid dansin.
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when yew wakes up, L, we’ll get yew some restful moosic
“…more impoawrtant live nooz of lyanthya’s nekkid dansin.”
Ob CORSE it am moar impoartent!
Ly’z nekkid dansin woak ME up…
Ai wood finkso!!
Ob corse it did!
Nao itz nawt letting meh respond to teh Monty Python stuff.
{nightshayde} at leest we can haz teh byoooootiful hello kitteh abatar.
Menny tiemz, below.
Feed the kitteh now!
I
freakin’
hate
werdpretzel
Iz bean meen 2 u? Ai showz it know merci! *Kiks WP’s butt*
Fankyew fur yer support!
rite
nao
LOL!
!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!
impressive.
dat came owt pretty gud….. LOL!
But it STILL won’t let me reply to anything on the Monty Python section.
Nao ai haz dun it. Ai wuz abel tew poast. Slowly.
…
Ai will nawt be defeetud by a stoopy website.
datz da way!!
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o wait…
watz dat evil spirit energy around here?? *luks at nightshayde*
*epic battle between nightshayde and wierdpress*
*nightshayde winz scratchless*
W00t w00t!!1!
u winz!!
Ooh, ai laiks epic!! *gits bin-lol-culars adn watchiz teh ceene*
mauuu!
He chose . . . poorly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd996sqXnDw
O RLY?
Obviously if you choose left and fall down the stairs, it’s because that mean kitteh pushed you. MEAN KITTEH!!!
Kitteh iz nawt mean. Kitteh myte stik owt hiz floofy paw 2 sae “STOP, in teh naem ov Hungrrr!” nd maebee clumsee hoomin tripz ober it. Taht’s kitteh’s storee nd he’z stiking 2 it.
itz just called negative renomforsemint, iz all.
Choose the road less traveled.
I feel like I’m playing Zork or something.
TAKE KITTEH
TURN RIGHT
TAKE CAN OF FOOD
OPEN CAN
EMPTY CAN INTO BOWL ON FLOOR
GMTA! We wuz plaiyin “Colossal Cave Adventure” abuv!
anudda turnin poynt, a fork stuk n da roooooooad
Green Day ftw!!!
*Teh lawng an wyndingk rode*
*Teh rode less taykun*
Knoe, y’awl.
TEH RODE TEW MARMII’Z MAOWTH.
Taht’z teh rode tew tayk.
lolz
lolololz
lololololoooolololol!!!!!!! Dis wemind me of de PROCEED 1!!!
New abatars frum WP!!
I muss see wutt it gibs meh!
Testeeng!
Oooooo, I r a blockhed.
Sew … r U triein 2 ketch Gumby?
Testeeng non-stickliek ava tar….
Pleh, mai non-stickliek ava tar hazza attitude prblm.
I lub dis kitteh’s expression!
so DAT’s wut a grue look liek.
Hippo Birdee 2 Ewes, Aahz!
(I just had to see what new avatar I got, but teh Hafty Berfday is fo’real!)
get ye flask
Iz Basement Cat at bottum uf stairz?
me feed kitteh
LOLZ IMAO HEHEHEHEHEHEHE nice 1
ai chuz left.
feed kity much moir shafr.
ai chuz left.
feed kity much moir shaifr.
JUDGEMEEEEENT!!!
That’s not a crossroads thats a T-junction