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Doan’t cut teh bloo wun
Whoa! Conga-rats awn ur nawt-sekkind! Hao u wantin 2 sillybrate?
Thx, we seem 2 haz a macrame agane, Less goe 2 teh ty-booteek 2 see wat iz der.
Fink dey haz eny jeens oar trowzerz?
congrats on top spot annipuss!
can I hijack fur a minnit to say:
RACE IS ON TOMORROW AT 3 PM EST (9 AM LOLTIME) FOR TO WISH AAHZ A HAPPY BIRFDAI!!
That is all.
I is going now, has a gud nite, and leeves annipuss wif a nice aftur dinner drink uv her choyse, sinse it’s late where she iz.
OHS! Ps- if MJ comes arownd, her burfdai is Friday, sumwun find owt what time she wants her partee!!!
You haz a gud nite, Leeza!
kewl I haz prepareded a birdie-caek foar teh part-E!!!1! I iz tryin reellee hard nowt to NOM eet, honestleee!
She’s out ov town – nawt bak until Freid egg, ai think. Ai will chek again.
An nao ai haz a sad. Ai won’t bee abul to bee heer fur teh rayce tomorrow.
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But ai will bere shur to wish Aahz a happy burfday nebbertheless!
oh hai JCH4K! downt hav a saad we will tell aahz dat yoo cans nowt bee hear
oh.. i is sowry Janet.
But I will miss the Fried egg wun myself, unless it’s at 9 am EST, so I knows how u feel.
{{{{{janet}}}}}
REALLY leeving now!
It’s OK Leeza-b. Ai has seen that it iz the awnlee taim when AAhz can come – an he iz the moast important wun! LOL!
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It iz – alas – just nawt possibul to do things wehn ebreewun can com. It’s a rather beig whirled aut there!
Nite nite, leeza.
hooorreeyyyyyy annipuss foar nowt secund spot again!!!!1!
oops… hoorrrreeeyyyyyy ebereeebodeeee foar nowt secund spots!!!
Janet has yoo seen mai announcement on teh previooos lolcat? whut does yoo finks?
No – ai didnt. The wun just befoar this wun???
yes yes yes the one before the one after eet!!
Can yoo pleez bee a liddle moar cleer??? Waht iz teh pikschur??? An about waht taim? .
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ai’m nawt kwite shur where to go.
hear yoo goes read down from this point
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/13/funny-pictures-do-u-go-right-into-da-dining-room-2-feed-the-kittehchoose-wisely/#comment-411713
trying the saem link wif http in front http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/13/funny-pictures-do-u-go-right-into-da-dining-room-2-feed-the-kittehchoose-wisely/#comment-411713
Annownsmint abowt teh nekkid dans partee? Ai finkso it am a grate ideer!
lolz i didn’t say “nekkid” but yoo can bee nikked if yoo wants!!!
hmmm I can alsow add teh abilitee to add yur webcam if yoo want us too see yoo too!
Hee! I fink mai hubbeh, MIL an FIL wud be uncormftabul wif taht.
gud so we avoid eet!!!
sings reelleee baadlee Janet Janet ooowww Janet wher iz yoo?
yoo iz teh part-E organizer adn we needs yur advices srsly!
lyanthya why down’t yoo maeks a profiel sow we can knows fings abowt yoo?
Ai has wun. Ai donut noes wai Aiz nawt bloo.
Heer:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Lyanthya/
Yoo hud ask lolcatburglar. She wud probalee noe wai yoo ar nawt bloo.
Ai wish ai cud hekp, but eben tho cweenmj wuz nice enuf to gib mee a GH(wPoi), ai reelee cannawt ware it.
Are lolcatburglar adn cweenmj icanhascheezburger peeps?
dey know sow much stufs!!! oar dey learned demselves??!
teh r teknukily inklined adn lurned on dey own aifinkso.
Hai, olympic lolcat! Ai wuz there – at teh pikchur befoar – an it lukslaik a reelee terrific idea – but ai must reed it again – purrhaps sebral taims – becuz ai dont’ reelee qwite understand hao it wud werk.
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But ai DOOO think it is a reelee gud idea! An we WILL do it.
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But furst – we must hav the ryace tomorrow to sillybrayte Aahz’z Burfday partee – and awn Fried Egg, we will have burfday partee fur cweenmj at
6 AM ICHC = 9 AM PST = 12 noon EST = 5 PM TTI time = 6 PM Europe time = 10 PM Pakistan/India .
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If enewun iz confoolzed, this is teh THIRD pikshur ov teh day!
Janet — U iz sew smart! U figgerded owt awl da tymz sew evvyboddee kin b at da saym plais at da saym tym!
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O, n ifn Olympic Lolcat givz sum moar deetaylz awn haow himz idear werkz, Ifinksew it wood be sumfin grate 2 trie!
{{{{Aahz}}}} Happee burfday tomorrow! Ai am SOOO sorree ai can’t bee there. but ai will be there in the morning tomorrow – an ai can wish yoo a propurrrrr “happee Burday” then!!
If ai had known it wuz yur burfday – ai would hav sined up fur a diffrerent day.
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Ai hav signed up to werk at teh Democratic Tent at ar Countee Faire tomorrow afternoon – so ai must bee there.
O I see I need to explains eet better! Okz we haz teh part-eeeee adn after dat I will explains to YOOO!!!!
Hao bout we celebrayte by telling kitteh to cut red wire?
wii haz a brayd! ate-wai aifinkso
Aifinkso 2!
Lol! Barney ioz lying awn mai keebord – an ai cudn’t doo ENEthing!!
But ” Fast Fiingurs” Annipuss iz again at tejh top ov the 9 fold makrae! WOW!!!
oh nooooooooooooooooes
BOOOOM
iz okay, dough. jest blew up goggiees stuffs.
kitteh skampurr’d away jest in teh nik o time
Whew! Dats gud!
yesh. nao kitteh bee snkerink about awl the slobbery goggiee stuffs dat be hasing blownup.
fr instants:
Alpo
Britelee culur’d ballz wif teef marx
Collar wif “Spike” writtenonnit
D…
Duzzins of half-chood shoos
Ebberytink teh goggie ebber tutched
Fud for teh goggies
Goggie caer producks, assorted
H…
Hare grooming producks
I. . .
Indigoe leesh
Jeluslee protectid fud dish
Kwiklee berried boan
Lavindur kullur goggie brush
M…
Maus toi
Naugahide chewee
Old shoos fur chewing
P. . .
Purrfeklee gud stuff dat teh goggie roo-ind.
Quite soggie fingz teh goggie droold awlobber.
Roo-ind toyz uv menny deskripshunz.
S…
snausages
tbone chewie plastic thingummies
u…
Shooz fur teh anoyin uv teh goggie
Toiz uv rubbir kittehs (ebil tois)
Uglee goggie tagz
Vishus lukin teef
W…
Wiskurrz dat haz kummd off
Xerox copeez uv goggie’s fuzzy butt
Yello stuffingz frum insied a toy
Zebra-stripey choo toyz
Yippee! U finishded teh list! Ai alwayz feel teh call tu do dat maiseff – mai OCDness, ai gess.
Pillow, big wun, takes up too much space in sunspot, that shud go to kitteh.
Quite annoying tendency to lick.
Really annoying tendency to lick.
Super annoying tendency to lick.
T..
Tendency, annoying, to lick peeps/kittehs who dont like to be lick’d
Umbrella wif handle chewed off
Vitaminz
W…
Watter bowl
Xtra leashes
Yellow submarine skweeky toye
ZOMG! a bom jest went off!
Milk bonez
Nekkid dansers
Old soks
Puppeh Chou
Q…
AI thot yoo were thinking ov blowing up soop cans!
the thot did occur az i wuz typin!!
Nuoooohhhh, LCB — nawt agin!!!
O noes!!1 I is havening a deja-bloo here!
Er, deja-boom!
Deja-boo?
Wutebber it iz — itz teh skaree.
ai haz tew kloze mai I’s reel tyte adn hope dat kitteh dusnt need teh res…wresurs…teh kom bak tew lyfe skroll dat Aahz reeded.
Me 2 — wuntz U yooz uh Skroal uv Rekawl, da werdz goez awai. It b uh seengl-yoos aitum…
oh noes! kitteh, b kayrfull!
Deja-boo iz wehn u git teh feelingz taht u haz wisht sumwun Happy Halloween b4.
Rong wyre!!
Teh red wun teh red wun!!!!!!!!!!!
kitteh sayz which wun does yoo mean red?! lol I wus reedin dat cats cannot see red color! ownlee purples, bluez, adn greenses!!! ov course we do nowt know whut exactly cats see but we knows dat dey do not see reds and oranges as colors. hmm may be dis explains dat kitteh dat aet teh orange poisun!
Well, Ai B……..Huh!
fank U 4 teh bit uv trivia n FYI….Ai did nawt no dat!
ok den, cut teh green wun!!!!!!!
We duz noe wat kittehs see – noms, non-noms adn slabes. (Seeriusly, there’s akshually piktures captured from sientists spying on teh optik nurb ob a cat. Nao, wat they maek ob wat they see – that iz sumfing else entirely.)
Noooo! Rong wyre!
no, the green wun!!!
nomnomnomnomboom
LOL!
BOOM!!!
*Cowers in the corner*….
Wuz that teh Boombomb or did Dave Blow up his Soop agen?
LOL! It must hav bin Dave! We must find taht wun an bring it forward so teh Noo peepl can see it. Teh absoloote funniest thing EVER!!!
Ai wantz tew see dis lejendairee BOOM ai haz bin heerin sew muchlee abowt.
Ware iz dis pikchur? Kan wii see it?
It iz nawt a pikchur! It iz a storee – BRILLyUNTLEE told bai DavecanhasDrTinycat!
Funniest thing ai EBER red heer. Mary O’Spockn an ai laffed ar selves sillee – az did ebreewun else hoo saw it!!
NOOOOES!
*Ly cowers nekkid behynd hur blanky*
Doan wurri. Iz Dave adn hiz soop agin.
Jeez! An Ai fowt MAI soop wuz danjerus!
perhaps only to the one who has found your last nerve….and tap danced all over it.
iffen ya see me runnin…….keep up
Lemme see, how dat go? “Red nekst to yellow, kill a fellow; red next to bloo, go ahed and chew on throo!”
don’t chew on teh green or yule have lotz to cleen…
Red next to orange…crap. Nothing rhymes with orange.
what a cute bebbeh kitteh
grabs on to herz CHRG
:Splort!
oh noz 2 layte
Ohai, 2_kittehz:
Startz vakkyoommeeng upz
2_kitteh’z braynz and poareengz
demz bakk in herz hedd.
Taykz Buddurrfly Band-
Ayds andz maykz awll prittee. Heer’z
noo CHRG
U wantz Vellkro, Dukkt
Tayp oarz Bunjee Coards 2 hoald
CHRG tyte?
I habz Iee Bryte Tee
andz Frozinn Mikee Wayz 2
Nom andz dunk in tee
Awllso habz Floofee
Blankittz 2 keepz U wawrm wyle
U getz awll bettah
Jack.
o fanks Jack fur teh rescoo
I fink bungee cords will do jus fine.
drinkin deh tea and eating teh milkywayz
I ar already feelin much bedderz
BTW I iz a fan ob Ur poemz
they iz wunderful
alwaiz putz smilols on mah fayce!
I fink tihs is ohai-ku cheetin.
Band-Ayds split butween too laines?
Nawt kosher.
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(Butt still kyoot)
…isn’t kitteh’s color blind?
there you go again…comfuzzling us wif fax.
*feelin a lil paranoid cuz doze eyez are following me around teh compewter*
Thos reelee ar sum ayes that rodney haz. They DOO follow yoo around! Just laik the wachamacallit payntings!
The eyes have it!
Itz teh Ebil Eye!
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Or wurs, tu ov tehm!
Dats wye yoo shud nebber haz kittehs on yur bom skwad.
oanlee on yor nom skwad
Snerk!
is ok,
hes doin it by flavr
Preecoashuss Bawmm Skwodd
Kitteh lubs 2 prakktiss awn
grayt beeg pisskettee
Bawmm Skwodd Kitteh
lykez 2 habz hurrz pisskettee
al dentay wiff sawss
Bawmm Skwodd Kitteh
allso gudz at Mommeeng hurz
Hewmin’z shoolaysess
Jack.
ohai, Jack! i wuz just finking, “wunder where Jack Deth is…”
*wandres off to kichen to see if can haz piskettees fur dinnr*
Ai wish ai cud haz piskettees fur dinr, baut ai iz havin salid. Mai gramma iz makin beeg salids, adn ai haz 2 eet wun. Haoevar, ai alsew gits a smoozy!
Pisketteez sownds yummeh. Ai haz pasta fur lunch — goez BERY nicely wif microwave popkornz. Ai discubburd dis teh udder day. Mmmm….
An hur Hewmin’z pewter wires an tellyfone wires an. . .
U iz gud poit. U kin haz lawtsa cheezburgerz! @@@@@@@@@@@@ (ad infinitum)
Yay, Jack!
Welkum bak, Jack!
Hilarious
Hilawyos? fyv strs.
Ew, ai prefur teh kwiltee abatars.
Deyr uglee an kine dove chyldish. Kwiltee wons apeald moar tew mai mathuhmaticul syde.
Ai liekz teh kwilteez tew — but summuv teh Snoods are better dan udders.
Ai reely laiks teh kwilteez bedder. Ai mys mai abatar. :’(
Ai nawt noes wut Snoods r (sownds lyk wut yoo ware in yur hare). Aneewai, aiz wating fur mai abatar to chanj cuz ai uzd dis wun an its too small. Got noo wun kumming soon! Mai kyoot Dannyboy!
Darez mai babee!
*raised eyebrow*
At wut?
I’m hopin’ the cat is named danny
hey eberybuddy lookit !!!1!!
the great cheezes has replaceded teh quilty abatars wif little gee o’metrycal face-like abatars. JackDeth has a particulartly striking wun.
ai goez awai fur a liddel wile an com bak tu no kwilties! sum ov des nu abatars r preddy skaree! aifinkso ai lieked teh kwiltiees beddur.
Dey luks like Snoodz. We can haz Snood? Itsa fun gaem.
ai gess ai iz tu auld tu noe Snood.
Wut it is?
Wut wud ai lukk liek wifout bein logged inna WP?
*logs out*
just ignore me.
OMCC!!! mai nawt-kwiltiee abatar lukks liek a ebil skul! Ai’ll nebber lawg aut agayn!!
berry, berry addiktif, dough.
“Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods, Batman!”
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Yesh, datz uh reel kwoat bai Robbin frum da TV shoa!
LOL! Wuz it reely? Tew funee!
Yeh! I wunst seen uh listee uv awl da “Holy …, Batman!” kwoatz frum awl da TV eppysoadz, n dis wun wuz da gratestist uv dem awl!
Ai hoepz ai haz no moar trubbul wif mai Hello Kitteh abatar – cuz mah Snood is nawt sew grate, akshullee.
bweepbweepbweeep
dis be a test o teh merge in sea abatar sisternm. dis is onlee a test.
had dish bin a nackshuwal ee merge in sea, you wood bee blarghed bye now.
hmmm. thot i logged out so’s i could see my abatarfacethingy. twy agin!
mmmrnphrnmphx
[translashun- HALP! i gots tape o'er my mouf!!!!]
O noes! Log in! Log in!
*hed bobbbuling frum evethemulticatmom’s shaking teh shouldres*
whew
*sigh o releef*
fanx. i needed dat.
K naow … U gyz gotted me kyooreeyuss. I wanna C wat WerdPretzel givded me 4 mai logded-owt abatar…
Ewwww… dat lukz liek sumwun awn dat oald PeptoBismol kummershul — U noez da wun:
“Pepto–”
**tummy swellz up**
“*urp*-Bismol”
Gess ai has tew do it naow.
Dey knoes me too well!
Hoep aim bak tew normal naow!
comforting to know
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ohai, btw….your dead, dead dead deadski, afterlife kidsssssaaaaahhh
Stagehanddan, ur Snood lukks liek a kross btween Moe Szyslak and Lisa Simpson.
I was thinkin’ more along the lines of a colorized spy-vs-spy incident.
or dat…but too manee spikees.
it could be a hole inna wall created by on of da bombs….gimme a bone here, otherwise the thing looks like a horrific bowel movement.
If you go up a bit you’ll see my non-WP avatar – looks like a grimacing skull. You may have it and the entire skeleton! Yes, it does look like when a bomb exploded. (sorry, I’m really LMAO about your comment, but I want you to feel better!)
(lolspeak off)
I have to ask this. What are the benefits of using Word Press when here? Is it just the avatar or is there something more?
as far as I know, it’s just to let you have your own avatar. You don’t need to sign up for a blog, just a WP account.
Favorite button has gone wai! Y? I want 2 add mor picturs 2 mai colex..colla…bunch.
ai see it up der? U is a Mac uzer maybee? Dey has trubble wif favrite button nawt shoween up in sum brauzers
Hmm. Mebee. Iz not Mac, but iz Firefox. Ai tri at home. kthnksbai!
I like yarn…
Hoo changed my abatar??
I’m nawt pointy…I am roun an floofy….!
O noes! Ur fase luks lyk won uv teh gray aleeuns! Onlee green an pointee.
Sumones is tell da kitteh wires is nawt fer eats.
Do not want.
oh noes! itsa bom!
we saved by da nom!
fanksu, bom skwad kitteh!!
bom skwad kitteh now would wants sum corms.
such a cute kitteh!! BIG SMOO!!!!!
cut du pink wier kitteh! pink wier bings cupcaks.
i shouldn’t do that, normally it’s the red wire
noes! kitteh should know to always be cutting teh red wires. srsly.
Aww…dis iz so cute. I luv lolcats. XD
EENVIZIBL MOOVEE SPLOSHON! (two ahvoid harme too kitteh)
Bomb squad kitteh…..looks liek he’s on crack
O Noez u hav 2 cut da red one.
omg bomb squad kitty dont cut blue one!!!
doez nobodee remeba da macgyver episoed? i beez big fan of macg!
any body remember macgyver eepisode? i big fan of macg!