Cavateez…
Cavateez… I fightz dem.
mebbeh u shudnt eat sew much candee.
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ai can haz livr toofpast?
Conga-rats foar yur nowt secund spot on teh top!
erm I haz an anouncement! i does nowt want to sound liek I am advertaising mai site but this mait interest those hoo awlredy hav seen eet… todai from 12 noon until 12 midnight lolcal tymes the cat olympic sport displayed iz mai favourite! adn meh finks teh betterest ov teh ones i maeked!!!1!
I liek teh Maus-Ball logo!
Congratshumalashuns jk2k – u iz top uv teh macrame. Haow shall we sillybrayte?
Nekkid dans!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Iz yew STILL shaekin yer thang, Ly?
Ai taekd a hawt chokklit braek…
*nekkid dansdansdans*
…an Aiz awl refresht nao!
*Ly shakes her thang*
down’t say nekkid adn teh cat gets distracted!!!1! she has nowt finished washing her teef yet!!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Is too layt nao!
*Ly shakes her thang*
iz yoo a man or a wooman?
Ai iz a wimmin.
after having exited mai circle finking conflict (see below) nao I iz branewasseded…. adn I saiz: oh kul be yoo dansdansdans nakkid wif meh?
Yah, Ai finkso.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
okeyz meh waits foar yoo in mai littrbox!
Ly – kan I joynes yoo an teh YNG in teh hekkid dansdansdans? Sorta liek mai last hurrah!
nast hekkid…nekkid!! (sheesh, mai spelling skillz haz alreddy gone down teh toobs!)
Seemz lik sum pretty kekticed dansin 2 me. Bin dancin on 2 pitchurs already!
*wisper* ai leaves you messeaj on over kitteh picshur PB2K.
*louder* hau you cannawt speel en da lolcat?
OH HAI, pb2k ! the 17th is the dai, rite ? (wait- thats
sondai- could that b rite?)
wii will b heer 4 u.
close, sparkysmom! it’s teh 19th. Tomorry (the 13th) iz teh dai I goze into teh horspital. A week frum todai iz teh transplant itself….eep!
Ob korse!
Wai last?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
eh…I finkso I sed “last” just becuz I goze inta teh horspitall tomorry an I’z getting moar skerrd as teh ebening goze awn. iffn nuffink else, iz the last hurrah fer diz monf an wif diz blud.
Ohs, oteh.
Com dans wif me, tehn!
oteh!!
.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Praps teh nekkid dansdansdans shud dans ovr tew teh nawty barn.
Tahts teh purrfekt plaec fur such a “natural” hoedown
Nawty barn am wher teh fun kittehs go.
oh noes! mai holly lolrus dis plays been invaded bai filthy nudists!!!1!
Filthy iz in teh mind uv teh bee-holder
Since dey be nekkid, dey be verry eezy to hose off.
Den u hav clean nekkid nudists
*Putz awn a car warshy fing awn da haoz, spraze wif da soapines nd rins. naow awl da dansurz be clene*
Kikk!
ahh fanks! nao I feels better! erm when is teh nakkid dansdansdansdans?
cause I lieks nakkid dansdansdans
Is rite nao!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
sumfing wong wif meh after teh kikk
Ai fink it’s too cawld heer fur nekkid dansin – dis end uv teh You Kay it’s moar like Nobember dan Orgust
Yah, is cowld in Skotland, too.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Taht’s wai Ai drinks hawt chokklit.
*Ly shakes her thang*
Er… What’s a thang?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Dapf_NKcE
Nope, Ai isn’t ennee wizer -dey seemd 2 be shakin ebberyfing.
Datz a LOTZA gold lamay dere! My disko skills let me sho u dem.
u awl r funnee – ai goez hoem frum teh werk an lookit whut go-es own!
Ai’d liek a nyce G&T, but ai’ll wawtch the nekkiddanz!
We can has 4-wae ty!
and… ov cours yoo can haz livr toofpast it is so yummee erm… and NOMabul!!!!!1! I can haz sum pleez?
pleh! but ai noze sum kittehz arownd heer dat nedes tu
an sum goggies 2
wilz sumbuddy plz tell me wut pic it wuz wif da kitteh sittin in purdy ashun gurls lap at a table wif ashun fud on it?it wuz cutest
Ai haz bin trien tu find dis wun. Itz apeerd wiht difrunt capsuns. Ai thot ai had sabed wun tu mai fabrits, butz ai caint find it.
Tink ai founded itz. See ifz linkee wurks:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/27/funny-pictures-4-mee
Ai fownd itz n tryd tu put im linkee, butz weirdpretzel iz still tinkin bout itz. Trai puttin ‘4 mee’ in serch boks. Dis pic bout 3 down.
…wif mai teefbrush.
Fore owt ob fyve kittehs recommends.
Dr. Tinydentist?
Ai haz strong helfy teef
ima dentill haig… hyjee… i kleen peeplulz teefs awl day.
im glad mai cheezpeeps praktiss gud orul hai-jeen!
Hooz teefbrush is dat? o.O
eet does nowt mattur… nao iz belongs to teh clean-teef kitteh!
I discubberd my kitteh lickin my teefbrush more dan wuns. Icky! Pleh! I noez she licks her hol self clenz wif dat veree same tongue, an dat incloods her buttal rejens. I had to put de reelee hot waterz and de hydrojen proxid onto de teefbrush. Wud hav trown it awaaaa ‘cept it wuz branoo.
Helooo…Iz bak nao wif my nice goggie abatar
sumthing like this?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/15/funny-pictures-to-do-1-lik-mai-butt
and yoo know… http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/12/funny-pictures-recommend-not-letting
Yes….zacklee like dat!
LOL you sed “Buttal rejens”
Ai liked dat describshun tu!
my kitteh, da reely fluffy one, lubs to rub her whole self across my teefbrush. I go thru more teefbrushes cuzza her.
ohai derz a tufbrush
Toona flabured toofiepaste fur da kitteh! He gots gud dentul higeen habits!:-)
actually dis wud do a gud produkt!!! imagine toofpast wif chocolayt flavor! children will be washig their teef awl dai! oar dis thing awlredy exists?
Ai don noe abaut fur childrenz, but dey maek turkee flavur fur kittehs. Mai kittehs haets it.
mai dennist haz de chawklit chippy toofpast.
Cabitiez ….
Ai bitez dem!
teh kitteh iz cute! …canz i borro hiz toofpaste?
remynds meh ov mai taffers kitteh – ai cudnt file mai nailz aneewherze wifawt him runnin in an wannten/trwyin to attacks teh file (ai admit I used to zometimz dooes it jus to play wif him)
Diz kitteh brush so mush his eers fehled auf!
Dr. Tinycat DeeDeeEss
“Ma Cavities”?
It should be “catavies”
oooooo nooooooo Miss Steak! Miss Steak!
postid wrong linkie 4 slang dictionary
yikesyikesyikes deletedeletedelete Rated R+
donotlook donawtlook dewnawtluke
2 late, Ai lukked! u can trie askin teh cheezes 2 remobe teh post – it sumtiems werks.
Ai haz nebber met teh wurd b4. Ai lukked it up in mai papur dikshunry an it saiz it cums frum teh Sowf You Ess Aye wai uv sayin thing.
fangs, btw – were yoo kidding abbott “thang”?
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Luk up Salt-N-Pepa, “Shake Your Thang”, on YouTube.
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai keeps tryin to post teh linky, but it donut wunt to post.
*nekkid dansdansdans*