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Ur so naise, hoomin. I eets yoo last

but i thot u wuznt gonna eat me.

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  1. aydrean says:

    i hope he dusnt eet tha hooman :(

    • upfi says:

      Conga rats, aydrean! U and annipuss and me, we has a brayde! Wot woold u laik for drinksies and dansies??? Quick, cos ai needs 2 B orff 4 mai lunch (nawt hoomin, jest green stuffs) and then ai can cum back and play sum moar!

      • aydrean says:

        a wud liek karots for noms
        karot juice for liikquid noms
        an…avrul lavegne for dansies
        unles sumwun elze wud liek sumfin
        ai r flecksuble

      • paws4thot says:

        Ah nawt spend elebentee millyun yeers klimin teh evolushunaree laddir jst 2 eet salad!

    • Fhantazm says:

      Kong-ratz-relations on yur nawt sekkund, aydrean!

  2. upfi says:

    and dat’s a shenerous offa!

    • Yoo ar just rite fur desert. ;)

      • Gud morning awl! And hartee happeetailz to aydrean, upfi an “FastFingur” Annipuss!
        .
        Ai’m awnlee heer fur a fyoo minnits – but ai hope teh free ov yoo ohai tayle it daon to the TY Boo Teek. Becuz that iz a reelee nice brayd to start teh day wif.
        .
        an Sumwun haz cleerlee bin bizzy awlreddee at teh PI Stawl, becuz tehy hav hav maed peech PI AND blooberree PI! Ai can smelll them frum heer. An fresh cawfee, too!
        Nuffiing laik the parfyume ov fresh baked PI an cawfee permeating teh ayr awn a lifflee
        day. ;)

        Ai

  3. annipuss says:

    Hoo is nawt sekond 2 eet?

  4. Yoo alwayz hurt teh one yoo luv.

  5. mugglemary says:

    concatulations, looks laik a three wai braid!
    we danses teh charlston to teh tiger rag?

    grrrr ai just missed tihs ai posted sumwheres else at 12 am!!

    ai lurbs teh bebbeh taigers!
    tihs wun looks berry sleepies!
    ooooooh! an look at teh saize uf teh pawsies!!
    >grabs strap of 50’s bavving cap an pulls strap titer<
    foomp
    oops pardon moi

  6. rodney dill says:

    “…but show me how to use can opener first.”

  7. aydrean says:

    onoes!
    forgot 2 reepli :/

  8. rhsb says:

    Ohai, frenz!

    Iz moarnin heer, an ai nawt sew awake yet, sew ai’m gonna lay onna bed 4 a whiel.

    Has a gud dai, eberbodee!

  9. lolllllllllolololol says:

    This lolspeak gives me a headache. People try too hard composing their messages, inviting fail.

    But I want a tiger. OMG do I want a tiger.

    • sawa says:

      i fink yu mite be mor at home wit teh fail pix and vids. menu at teh top of teh page. not hard to find.

    • gremlin says:

      Ohai, lolllllllllolololol.

      This behbeh tiger is beautimus, izznt he? Mayks me want wun too! Lukkit those hyooj paws an teh kyoot liddel fayce wit teh whiskurs. Irresistible! (Altho uv korse we noes tigers is not ment to be pets – they wuz borned fur wilder livvin than haus kats.)

    • ema says:

      Do not get a tiger, or lion or any wild animal. They are not meant to be pets. Please, leave them in the wild where they belong.

    • upfi says:

      *hands lollllolololol sum aspirine and a babelfish*

      Here, ai hope it helps. Lolspeak grows on u when u’ve spent some time here.

  10. rodney dill says:

    Elin and Sam Woods

  11. two_kittehs says:

    Plz don’t leave me, I no wanna goes to skool, odder kittehs beez mean to me
    sayz mah pawzes is too big

    • gremlin says:

      Donawt wurree, sweet behbeh tyger. *snorgle snorgle* Yoo will grow into those beeg pawz. An whut a beeg boi yoo will be! Wun day yoo will be teh beeg feerce kitteh, an those uther kittehs will be sawree they wuz meen!

      • rhsb says:

        Yeah, wut gremlin said!

        Oh, an doan worree. U jes goin frew an awkwurd fase rite nao. Ebberbodee duz. (Unforshunatlee, ai doan seem 2 has left mien yet! :shock: )

  12. CobaltLion says:

    Oh noes….tygers.

    *eyes cross*
    *rumble rumble*
    *Splort!*

    I can has bandaid?

    • Jack Deth says:

      Hai, CobaltLion:

      Haz Bandz-Aydz 4 U.
      Beeg Buddafly type 2 keepz
      braynz frum leekeengz owt

      Awllso habz brandz noo
      CHRG. U wantz Dukkt
      Tayp, Bunjee Coardz oarz

      Vellkro 2 hoaldz it tyte?
      Gotz blankittz andz Iee Bryte
      Tee 2 keepz U wawrm

      Awllso habz Froazinn
      Milkee Way bawrz, Roall-Oz andz
      Hursheez Choklitt bawrz :-)

      Jack.

  13. stefficus says:

    kitteh haz bin gittin rong idee frum lovekraft.

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Tygrrrrr wiff
    beeg floofee paws jusss wantz summ
    hugginz andz rubbinz

    Hewmin leffz owtz fud
    4 Liddill Tygrrrrr. Dis stawrtz
    wundurrful frenzshipp

    Liddill Tygrrrrr willz
    beez beeg wun day. Hewmin willz
    still beez Tygrrrrr’z frenz :-)

    Jack.

  15. thepetmuseum says:

    dats ok. i be eet by teh cute any time.

  16. onlinepoet says:

    Kittehs dey alwaysh be either lyin or lion…

    http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1758420

  17. Kurt says:

    I wants to hug the frendly tigger kitteh.

    • Dana T says:

      Dis tygrr babee luks lyke he jus can had his bottle, so is probly okai to snorgle his frry bellee. Dey getz sleepies aftr teh bottlez. Den teyh waykes ups an RAWRZ an plais.

  18. Dana T says:

    okee dokee, tryn tihs agen. Mai replais to d’Beaker dissaparates, an ai don no whai.

    ohai Dd’Beaker! Yes, teh tygrr babees r highlee snorgable, but I has berry scar-ry paws too frum teh tygrr babees howldin awn mai pawsies an biting biting me! But we luffs dem and snorgles dem ennyway, least until teh babees r nawt babees ennymore. For ennywon what haz cannot seen mai frry babees google teh Bear Creek Wildlife Sanctuary.

    Also, d’Beaker, ai founa akshewally grate utoob videoz of teh tygrr mayking teh ff-ff-ff noyze an udder happi tygrr noyse. Her nayme is Rani. (Ai tookd teh lynx outta tihs repli so maybee u can has akshewally see it.) Go to teh utoobes an serch teh “Rani”.

    Ai don unnerstan whai mai replais go way? Iz maybee da lynx, wich r on da topix an r infermayshunal to teh conversayshun? Dunno. I be confusified agen. Kant do teh bloo nayme, caant do teh abbatars. PLEH!

    kthxbai!

  19. Green Is Good says:

    I wanna nom those furry paws! There sooo cute!

  20. Anonymouse says:

    Ooo! Babey pik of Tatiana teh Tiger!

  21. Doragon says:

    Aw…
    Thank you itty bitty hoomin eating kitty.


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