Ur so naise, hoomin.
Ur so naise, hoomin. I eets yoo last
but i thot u wuznt gonna eat me.
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i hope he dusnt eet tha hooman
Conga rats, aydrean! U and annipuss and me, we has a brayde! Wot woold u laik for drinksies and dansies??? Quick, cos ai needs 2 B orff 4 mai lunch (nawt hoomin, jest green stuffs) and then ai can cum back and play sum moar!
a wud liek karots for noms
karot juice for liikquid noms
an…avrul lavegne for dansies
unles sumwun elze wud liek sumfin
ai r flecksuble
Noes, u is tawp spot, u can shoes! So here is ur carrots and sum carrotty jooce and ai’ve taken the libbertee 2 bayke a carrot pie wif lots of nuts and nommy stuff and marzipan carrots 4 decorashun.
Which song u wants?
i wud lyk sk8r hoomin
fank u for tha foodz
i r kwite hungrah
itz gut to start tha daey wiv moosic an fudz
sk8r boy – gud choys!!
*sings awf key*
”He wuz a sk8r boy, she sed see ya l8r boy
he wuzn’t gud enuff 4 her
She had a purr-ty face, but her hed wuz up in spay-ce
she needed 2 come back down 2 Err-rr-f.”
*cleers froat*
fink I mite jus leeve teh singin to Avril ….
Ai fink sawa is being tha new Avrul!
Yay, sawa. Well dun!
*taps foot, er, paw in tact wif moosic*
*tayks a bow*
fank you, aydrean an upfi!! *wis-purrs* I iz acshully a old fo-gee but my step dorter lyks Avril an she mayd me lissun to her. I haz ‘Let Go’ an ‘Teh Bes Dam Ting’ an I lissun an lissun …
I are be lisenin to ‘Teh bes dam ting’ now!
Wha a cohinncydense!
-Putsa capitul on mai name- tis a naem aftur awl!
LOL! upfi! Iz there reelee such a thing az a carrot PI? Wif nutz??? Acshulllee, sounds kwite yummee. An teh marzipan carots fur decoashun ar purrrrrfekt!
upfi has reeli maed a gud pie here
tha nutz complimeant tha karutz purrfectli
a brought a huge karut kake for everywun to shaer as we dansa
i hope u all liekz it
i miet get fud IRL nowz :0
Upfi, dat sownds lyke 1 gud pie!
I can haz carrot pie too?
Karut pie fur awl!
I downt hav Upfi’s rescipy but i maed wun aneway
I howpe yew lyk eet.
it’s delishus! fank u aydrean!
wow yammee I can has a slays pleez? oar… erm… two slaysez? NOMNOM ready!
Ebbery cheezfrend can have a slaice. Or two. Or three. Just tayke as mush as you laik. Paaaaardddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Teh pie is tha lyf of tha pady- everywun wantz a sliyse, or two, or free!
lets pardy lyk it’s caturday!
don’t do teh misatke to tells meh to taek as much as meh
wants cause I am NOMing toooo much!!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM
akshully carret, poomkin, an sweet tater piiis ar so much sayme! Nutz be gud in crust, too! Marzipan carrets yum!!!! trii wip creem wif burbun!!!wowza!!!
In teh wartiem wen fud was skaers in TTI, Carruts wuz `bowt teh ownlee fingwe had lots uv. Dey wuz eben maed in2 jam. Ai alwais put sum carruts in mai Crismuss puddins.
adn as a profesure ov main hav said peeps forget too quicklee…
which iz gud in a sens cause odderwise we wood be depresseded!
Whai nawt? U kan haz carrot kaik, an nut roast, and bejytaryan “sheepherdess PI”. Kombinin dhoze sez carrot PI must be pawsibil.
OH DERE!!! of coarse ai meant carrot KAIK, nawt pi. Sry JCH4K iffn ai puts wrong idear in2 ur hed. To me, pi and cayke is ruffly teh saym.
And ai forgotted 2 menshun dat teh ressipee is in Jurman, sow sry 2 awl speekers of LOL or inklish. Ai can mayk translashun if reekwired.
250 g soft, awlmost likkid butter375 g Zucker
3 eggx
250 g rasped carruts
1 teaspoon vanillkja shoogar
625 g flour
3 teaspoons bayking sodar
2 teaspoons cinnamonny
¾ teaspoon Salz
125 g chopped nutz
250 g milk
Pweaze 2 convurt 2 ounces, inches, pints urself. Kthxbai.
and NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
DANG!!!! 375g shoogar b4 teh eggx.
Pleeze, Upfi, how longs an’ at whut temp do we cuk dis cake/pi carrot yummy noms?
Ah nawt spend elebentee millyun yeers klimin teh evolushunaree laddir jst 2 eet salad!
Kong-ratz-relations on yur nawt sekkund, aydrean!
Fank yew ferry much Fhantazm!
Eeet’s mah nawt-sekkund tym to be nawt-sekkund!
Mai i offa yew sum of Upfi’s karrut n nut pie?
dis be sutch a naise lol. liek da ‘not awl heroes wear costumes’ and ‘no fite. just rubs.’ sintimintel lolz…. dey iz gud fer u.
Dey iz indeed.
I luk at tha tiger n I think tha he wudn’t reli hurt tha homna- he lyks her 2 mooch!
and dat’s a shenerous offa!
Yoo ar just rite fur desert.
Gud morning awl! And hartee happeetailz to aydrean, upfi an “FastFingur” Annipuss!
.
Ai’m awnlee heer fur a fyoo minnits – but ai hope teh free ov yoo ohai tayle it daon to the TY Boo Teek. Becuz that iz a reelee nice brayd to start teh day wif.
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an Sumwun haz cleerlee bin bizzy awlreddee at teh PI Stawl, becuz tehy hav hav maed peech PI AND blooberree PI! Ai can smelll them frum heer. An fresh cawfee, too!
Nuffiing laik the parfyume ov fresh baked PI an cawfee permeating teh ayr awn a lifflee
day.
Ai
OMCC! Peech pi fur breakfus sounds woundermous! I wassnt in braib but mebbe if Ai hang around lukking hoongry sumwun will feed me…
of corse u can has pi!
and whippy creem to if u wants.
altho I am not so shure if whippy creem goes on karrut pi?
karrat may be too angyoular to be pi.
hmmmmmmmmmmm
jus gitz a big pi pan and set da karrats inda bottim. da rest be punpkin fillinz.
dis b gud karrat? ^
Hoo is nawt sekond 2 eet?
doggy
Yoo alwayz hurt teh one yoo luv.
an dem hurtz u in return, so iffn u eets dem, dey kant.
eets tha curcle ov lyf
Dat sawng awlwaiz maed mi cri. *snif, snif*
I mst esxpres mai sorro for afta heerin ur sadnez.
It mus be sed that tha sng is of teh upmoostest sad makin
Iz okay. {{{Aydrean}}}
um. I neva lookd at it kwite lyk taht b4 but … mayks sense now yu menshun it …. )
concatulations, looks laik a three wai braid!
we danses teh charlston to teh tiger rag?
grrrr ai just missed tihs ai posted sumwheres else at 12 am!!
ai lurbs teh bebbeh taigers!
tihs wun looks berry sleepies!
ooooooh! an look at teh saize uf teh pawsies!!
>grabs strap of 50’s bavving cap an pulls strap titer<
foomp
oops pardon moi
Gud ketch, MM. an sew politses!
“…but show me how to use can opener first.”
No cans opener…soft chewy outerside…krispity insides…just nom nom nom…
Can opener is for after hooman gone, and have to feed self.
lolcan opener!! vey gud point.
oh rite! i awlmost forgeted bout eet!!! we needs to know hao to open cans befoar eat hyooman!
onoes!
forgot 2 reepli :/
Ohai, frenz!
Iz moarnin heer, an ai nawt sew awake yet, sew ai’m gonna lay onna bed 4 a whiel.
Has a gud dai, eberbodee!
This lolspeak gives me a headache. People try too hard composing their messages, inviting fail.
But I want a tiger. OMG do I want a tiger.
i fink yu mite be mor at home wit teh fail pix and vids. menu at teh top of teh page. not hard to find.
Ohai, lolllllllllolololol.
This behbeh tiger is beautimus, izznt he? Mayks me want wun too! Lukkit those hyooj paws an teh kyoot liddel fayce wit teh whiskurs. Irresistible! (Altho uv korse we noes tigers is not ment to be pets – they wuz borned fur wilder livvin than haus kats.)
eberyone haz teh kyoot when iz small! meh had teh kyoots too… but den I growed up adn losted dem!!!1! haz anyone finded dem foar meh?
Dunno.
Kan u sai “pa-sickie”?
is true. Howsoever, our very own d’Beaker Laboratories Adjunct Specialist in Tigerolology, Dana, werks at a tiger rescue place. Seh reports taht teh babeh tigers are hghly snorglable. We takes her werd for it, although there wud be a long list of bolunteers to carry out tests of this report. Ai finkso.
plz 2 b signin up fur teh tiger-bebbeh snorgle test!!!!!
yew has to get in line behind me!
*gets in kew*
*stands in lyne behind sweetpea to snorgle a behbeh tiger, luks hopeful, holds owt orinj paws*
*gets in line behind Gremlin, crosses paws that line will move quickly!* axshually, ai wunce held a babeh black leopard – so soft nad velvety, but sooo muscular, it wuz easy tu piktuur how dangerous teh kyoot liddle bebeh leopard could be wen he wuz bigger!
Ooh, how neet! I useta fantasize abowt wurkin fur a playce that tayks in beeg kats. Ther is such a playc in Florida (an prolly uther playces too). But ther is nuthin lyke that near whar I livs. *sighs, continyoos to hold owt paws hopefully*
i gotted to pet a bebbeh tiger wonce, at a zoo fundrazer.
teh tigers r not sew sawfty, ackshully!
Teh fur is really thick and corse.
Kind uv like pettin a carpet.
Dey is very kyoot tho!
Teh tygrr bellees r manee softlies. But yu has to watch owl fur teh shapie bits.
Do not get a tiger, or lion or any wild animal. They are not meant to be pets. Please, leave them in the wild where they belong.
*hands lollllolololol sum aspirine and a babelfish*
Here, ai hope it helps. Lolspeak grows on u when u’ve spent some time here.
An tehn u start ewsing it in ur wurk, an u hab a problum.
Elin and Sam Woods
Lulz. Not shur ebbree wun get dat.
obscure references… i haz dem
BERY obscure…. ai can has halp, pweaze?
hint: Elin is the wife of… and Samantha is the daughter of what famous golfer?
Plz don’t leave me, I no wanna goes to skool, odder kittehs beez mean to me
sayz mah pawzes is too big
Donawt wurree, sweet behbeh tyger. *snorgle snorgle* Yoo will grow into those beeg pawz. An whut a beeg boi yoo will be! Wun day yoo will be teh beeg feerce kitteh, an those uther kittehs will be sawree they wuz meen!
Yeah, wut gremlin said!
Oh, an doan worree. U jes goin frew an awkwurd fase rite nao. Ebberbodee duz. (Unforshunatlee, ai doan seem 2 has left mien yet!
)
Oh noes….tygers.
*eyes cross*
*rumble rumble*
*Splort!*
I can has bandaid?
:O
Hai, CobaltLion:
Haz Bandz-Aydz 4 U.
Beeg Buddafly type 2 keepz
braynz frum leekeengz owt
Awllso habz brandz noo
CHRG. U wantz Dukkt
Tayp, Bunjee Coardz oarz
Vellkro 2 hoaldz it tyte?
Gotz blankittz andz Iee Bryte
Tee 2 keepz U wawrm
Awllso habz Froazinn
Milkee Way bawrz, Roall-Oz andz
Hursheez Choklitt bawrz
Jack.
Oh, fank you.
*Duck taypes*
Quack, quack quack. Roar. Quack, roar.
Stoopid duck taype. Now I has a confoozed.
kitteh haz bin gittin rong idee frum lovekraft.
Liddill Tygrrrrr wiff
beeg floofee paws jusss wantz summ
hugginz andz rubbinz
Hewmin leffz owtz fud
4 Liddill Tygrrrrr. Dis stawrtz
wundurrful frenzshipp
Liddill Tygrrrrr willz
beez beeg wun day. Hewmin willz
still beez Tygrrrrr’z frenz
Jack.
Naw.
A wunderful storri.
Yew shud maek a film!
clappity clappity and bravityO!! Tells us anodder. pweez.
Ohai, dayr Evieee:
Blakk strypz awn sawfft
deep ornjj andz wyte fur iz jusst
Naytchurr’z camoflawjj
Rubbinz undurr t3h
chinz andz bakk arz nyss. Belleh
rubz arz t3h Besstesst!
Liddill Tygrrrrr’z roar
soundz moar lyke Skweekee Toy. Lawtz
ubz tyme 4 prakktiss
Jack.
clappities!!! s’poetical…givs me happie. tanx.
Win!
dats ok. i be eet by teh cute any time.
Kittehs dey alwaysh be either lyin or lion…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1758420
I wants to hug the frendly tigger kitteh.
Dis tygrr babee luks lyke he jus can had his bottle, so is probly okai to snorgle his frry bellee. Dey getz sleepies aftr teh bottlez. Den teyh waykes ups an RAWRZ an plais.
okee dokee, tryn tihs agen. Mai replais to d’Beaker dissaparates, an ai don no whai.
ohai Dd’Beaker! Yes, teh tygrr babees r highlee snorgable, but I has berry scar-ry paws too frum teh tygrr babees howldin awn mai pawsies an biting biting me! But we luffs dem and snorgles dem ennyway, least until teh babees r nawt babees ennymore. For ennywon what haz cannot seen mai frry babees google teh Bear Creek Wildlife Sanctuary.
Also, d’Beaker, ai founa akshewally grate utoob videoz of teh tygrr mayking teh ff-ff-ff noyze an udder happi tygrr noyse. Her nayme is Rani. (Ai tookd teh lynx outta tihs repli so maybee u can has akshewally see it.) Go to teh utoobes an serch teh “Rani”.
Ai don unnerstan whai mai replais go way? Iz maybee da lynx, wich r on da topix an r infermayshunal to teh conversayshun? Dunno. I be confusified agen. Kant do teh bloo nayme, caant do teh abbatars. PLEH!
kthxbai!
I wanna nom those furry paws! There sooo cute!
Ooo! Babey pik of Tatiana teh Tiger!
Aw…
Thank you itty bitty hoomin eating kitty.