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Concatulashuns, annipuss, on tawp of 5-way braid! Whut u liek fur drinks and dansies??
Enny peach an blooberry pii left frum erlieer??
duz ennywun liek da macarena?
No, les do teh Mexican Polka!
Ole!
*dansdansdans*
i liek da macarena, speshly wif cheez…
oh noes, wait… wut yoo meen, “macaroni” izn’t a dans?
No macorona! SOOOOPPPPPPPPP! Oh, end nekkid dans plz?
I iz not dansing nekkid… doan wanna skeer teh kittehs (an anyfink els wif eyez) *shudr*
Konga-ratz annipuss for tawp-spawt ob 5-way TY
Wat wud u lyk frum TY-boo-teek?
Ai haz a thurst, so sumfing 2 drink dat iz long an cowld pls.
BEEEEG berri smoothie jus fer yoo! Ai gibs yoo sum treets too: whut yoo b wantin?
Ai’d liek sum moar kitteh eerings pls. Doan’t want ennee fud rite naow – Ai’ll be habbin mai dinner soon.
Berri-smoothee’s b berry-berry gud
Mango or mebbe ras-berree r fey-vu-rite fur meh.
I juss happens to be sittin heer drinkin my launch – a mango, banana, strawberry an yogert smoovie. It is most skrumpshuss..
I can has berri smoothie? Kthxbai.
*slurp*
fanx!
here, twy dis
*passes o’er tall, fwostee glass wif thissul onnit fool o dunddeeez hunney brown lager*
Dat sownds gud, Thx.
i used teh dellycate sycul.
wot, not teh rite wun?
(um, dat wud bee teh funnier if i had spelt it rite- shoed be teh delly cat
cycle. geddid? oh, nebbermind)
Deli cat? I doan fink I wanna go to dat Deli.
Unlessen its a deli *foar* teh cats… Lessee, wut mite we fine dere?
Albacore tuna
Bacon stripz
Cheezburgers
D…
deli cat sees to nom
every kind o stinkee cheez
fresh fishees to nom
ginormaus selekshun of gushee fudz
h…
Hey, iz dat fishee fur meh?
I finkso it iz!
Joo can hab sum, too.
K…
Hawt Gogg
Ise Tee
Jak Peppur Cheez
Kosher styl Kold Kuts
Lim Burger Cheez
Meets
N…
Nuts roasted in Chilli oyl
Ololives
Peppers,roasted
Q..
Oliv Loaf
Patsrami
Qwintz Jam
Rut Beerz
Subby Sammitches
T…
Toona bellee sooshee
Un-noen mistree meet
Vidalia unyunz (wataya spekt – I b n Jorja)
X…
Xtravigant chicken fried wiff cheez
Yummy tuna sammich wiff xtra cheez
Zebra shaped pizza… wiff extra cheez pweaze!!
Glad to see taht yer intertubes gotted re-inflated. Welcum backs!
fnanx muchlee! iz gud to bee bak.
iz weerd not habing the intertuubz-
Fanks fur teh info on teh kwiet dishwashers.
I hab a feeling dis clothes washer iz nawt gonna b so kwiet.
*sound ob goggie yelpin underwater……. blufgh blugh rulp…..*
and wot is dat “thunkthunkthunk” sound?!?!?
okays, mebbe we shud leddim ouwt? He sownz kleen.
i aer still gigloling ober yur comets below. i finkso yu rilly aer kitteh writing thru yr hooman bean.
ps, re kwiyet dishwah sure, courz, teh kittehz be teh kwiyetest dishwashers aroun az long az you duz not mind teh slimey coating dey leev. ew!
Slimey coating? Dat juss means tehy habn’t been froo teh final rinse.
yew had an intertubes problem? ai has been very bizzy lately, and hazn’t been round much, so ai didn’t even noes, so ai cuddn’t miss you, so ai cuddn’t welcum you back, so here it is all a twonce:
gee where’s sweetpea/MaryO’S? oh so sorry to hear about yer interweb problum ohai welcum back missed yew wile yew was gone …
hmm. is dish a choralarry to dat ole sawng goez sumfin like, “how can i miss you if yu wont goze away?”
Hi dere,
I try da linky. Not no if it werks tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZhT5ZNyHlM
*Push*
Buh-bye kitteh…
datz nawt funnee.
goggies in washer berry funnee; kittehz in washer, nawt sew much.
Onwee a Maus wud find dat waz funee.
“Aaah ha ha! Taek dat, kitteh!” *maus eets da cheez ob viktoree*
Wet goggies, wet kittehs, all are funny!
Wat about wet mausee?
we can haz a spearmint to findout? yesh, ifinkso.
*dunks mausiee*
Let’s see!
*hands Romeow teh seltzer bottlol*
GMTA. use teh seltzer to getz out da whine stains, and den dunk?
Dis kitteh already been in too much ob da bleach!
sownds like a plan!
I spritz and u dunk?
A liddle song,
A liddle danse,
A liddle seltzer down a Maus’ pants.
And I throw the pies…
One for Leeza…
*SPLAT!*
One for Sweetpea Mais Ouis…
*SPLAT!*
A little seltzer for both…
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
My job here is done…
*Disappears into The Maus Hole*
Did sumwon say “dunk?”
I fink Maus is drunk!
Maus is Dunker Dan three wot?
boviouslee, coz hiz aim iz WAY off.
*wipes pi off Romeow*
I doan kno y, butts I seemed to get teh brunt of Maus’ pi flinging episode.
Fanks, leeza-b.
I believe that is because Leeza has learned how to duck…
Leeza izza Duck???!! Sinz wen??
Leeza iz a duck and Sweetpea iz a goose?
I habs to pay closer ‘tenshun.
Fings moobe fass round here.
.
Next fing u kno, sumone will tellz me dat Fikshunkitteh iz a book!
Moar pi’z? Jess doan minshun da pi-uh-pult…
…
(*o noez — I minshunded it*)
*Wheels in the PiePaw Gun*
You want more pies?
*Loads the gun*
As you wish… FIRE!
*SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT*
Awww… You’re all dirty, Aahz. Here, let me clean you off…
*Raises the Ebil Seltzer Bottle*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
That’s better. Well… I must be going…
*Disappears into The Ebil Dimension*
dis yoo guys…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8017HK1GIX0
Noe … moar liek dis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq4tQg4QYLQ
…
***stanz dere drippin seltzer***
Shoodnta hadnta awtnta minshunded it…
…
Hay EM! Nekst tym U shoaz up heer, jess holler “PROFESSOR!!”
Kthxbaigoez2luk4hunnertdollertowl
I’m probably going to regret this. Ah well…
Might I inquire as to why?
Why ask why?
Try sum pi!
Just make shure to duck.
Noe neadz 2 askez Y, EM … Liek dey sez onna kummershul, “Jess dew it!”
Ohai Romeow! Heer’s a lezzon in hao tew tawk Cracker (oar iz taht Quacker?):
M R Duks
M R Nawt
S M R, C M Wings?
L I B! M R Duks!
M R Snaykz
M R Nawt Snaykz
O S A R
C M Lawng Taylz?
C M E D B D Ayz?
L I B! M R Snaykz!
SNAAAKE!!!!!!
Kwik, git in teh car!!
Wet goggies smellz ikky. peeeeeyuuuuu.
Ai wunst readed taht tew unnerstnd waht it wuz liek taeking a showr awn a saylboat, u shuld stnd inna smawl clawsit wif a larj wet goggie. Ai’ll pass, aifinkso!
Iffin yew hab eber has be awn teh saylbote fur awldai twip, teh eefex ob teh bobbin has be doon aftur dun saylin, lyk inna showr, klose ais, wosh hayr fall doan…:oops:
Akshully, Ai libbed onna saylbote wif mai then-husbnad nd owr goggie. Wehn ur awn it alla tyme, u doan git teh moshun sicknez, fank CC. Goggie nd Ai dint laik sayling, prefured powr bote (tehy doan heels ober).
Aifinkso libin awn saylbote nawt sew grate akshully. Ai hab fawl doan ishoos awn enny kyn ob boat: cruz, sayl, powr…Ai eben has ishoos inna elly vadur, gitses teh dizzee 2 E Z. Mai inner eer stoopy, let me sho yoo it!
Ai iz amaezed taht Ai nebber fawled inna watur wehn gettin awn oar awf teh botes inna tree yeers wi libbed abored (goggie nawt sew luckee, her fawled in tew tymes, but wi wer ankored at teh tymes, sew seh wuz ok).
Oh, good fing fur goggie!
Seh culd clymb teh swimz laddur frum teh watur 2 teh dek! Nd teh laddur frum teh dek 2 teh brij (but seh dint noe hao 2 git bak dwon).
Noms Maus NOMNOMNOM
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awl da dog needz 2 do iz gitz dat lid 2 fawl down….
Haha, kitteh!
Suprise bath!
itz jest lyke teh whirleypool!
*WHEEEEEE!*
ai vizits da whirleypool! an ai found sum whirled pees in der…. whut ai do wif dem?
wall, yew getz sum hunny an noms dem, aifinkso!
Ai eats mai pees wiht hunny
Ai’ve done it all mai lief
It may look kinda funny
But it sticks them to the knife
Ai hazn’t hurd taht wun since Ai wuz a kidlet!!
Goggie go thru lawng progrum?
don’t trust the kitteh, goggie
“no reelee, dis iz nawt elaberrat baff skeem! it jus be fun fer j00!”
U cum owt nice and kleen liek meh!
Cleanliness iz next to goggliness – don’t u kno?
moar liek ceeling catliness.
an nawt haf dat wet-goggie smel eethr
Ai put yoo on floof cycle.
On woof cycle?
poofy cycle mebbe?
or maybee wince cyclol?
teh CYOOT cycle. wen an uglee goggie goez in, cyoot floofi puppi cums owt!
Cleen Masheen and Tiem Masheen in one!
iz uzin delikatz sighkul…
reelee? dats naise ob teh kitteh.
hey Smammie, nice tew see yer pointy nose lukin east!! how are yew? on vacation?
Iz yer turn to see wat Bleech doez to yoo!
Yup, I putted ur ball in there, too.
Keep lookin…Iz in dere sumware.
I leeb u alone, nao.
U let meh kno wen u find it.
*lid slams shut*
HAY, ai found mah ball!
Um….kitteh? kitteh?
Lal
Teh kitteh’s plan iz fool-purroof
Goggie – proof, eben! **ebil laff**
rivinjj ob teh kitteh:
see hao DOG lieks da bleech!
Basemint cat jus caem outta wash dat had teh bleech innit.
Wantz 2 see if saem fing happens 2 blak goggie.
Goggie says:
Teh presoak waz rather nice, but teh rapids were a bit much.
Next tiem, fro me a raft or at least a floatee bottle to hang onto!
The tayl on teh gogg goes round and round…
:LOL:
Menny cheezburgrs 4 u! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
da tayle on da kitteh goez swish, swish, swish
U fink DIS iz fun?? Jes wate till u get inna udder masheen!
Doan wurry – I’ll fro a ball in dere, too.
An u ken CHAZE it!
bee shuer 2 put in da soffener cloff
Goggie needs a blind fold?
Ohai, lindykat – I lukked at yor profile, an yor gray tabby kitteh luks a lawt lyke mah Dexter! They culd be bruthers an sisters, or bruthers frum another muther!
muss be anudder muther. ai knowed alla her bruthers an sister. ai meeted dem at da shelter. Dexter haz gud genes frum somewheres…
O_O
den, u can be as wite as me!
Payback for makin’ kitteh fetch da stick in the da water.
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revenj is best served in teh cold wash cykul.
lolz!
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Nice.
Has ai ebber lyed 2 u, goggie?
Wud I lie to u?
Wud I lie to u honey?
Nao wud I sai sumfing dat wasnt troo?
Im asking u sugar
Wud I lie to u…
Eurythmicks! Ai lubs dem…
wall, dere wuz dat wun tyme wen yew sed dat teh hoomins dint reely want teh stake inna fridj. ai wuz inna doghawse fur weeks!
Ai usta gib mai Josie a baff ebery wunse n a whiel, an hur wud get MAD! Hur wuz sew funnee-luukin wen wet. Hur luuked at mi an cawled mi ebberting but “Mahm”. Ai gotted cussed-owt kitteh-stile!
Mah kittehs doan liek teh baff, but La Luz reely lubs teh blo dryer.
She habs such a thik coat, it taeks forever fur her to dry.
What really happened to Laika? Let me get back to you on that.
an now is time for teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! chonklit caeks, tootsyfrootsy punch, an shiny party hats wif pompoms for ebreewun!! an burfday konfettiz!!
!!
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oooh, taht camed owt purty today!!
Fank you burday fairy. I puts my shiny party hat on ober my CHRG just in case.
@@@@@!
U is so nice to do teh burfdai greetingz!
@@@@@!
Kitteh gets revenj fur Far Side “Cat Fud” prank.
In search of the Clinton’s cat.
Socks…..FTW!!!!!
Where else do you look for missing socks….
…jus waytin for teh karetrolz…tehy’ll be heer…
Ohai lunarmommy!!
how iz u??
since u know bout bleach, i made da clothing dat a captain wearz fur mah kitteh and took a pic and wanted u to see!!
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1743126
lol, hashim – that’s an awsum pikshur! yup, solereepin iz awful hard wurk, ifinkso, kitteh needz to take himz naps furst…
i’z doin gud heer, skool started yesturday, so my boi iz bak to skool (him iz 12, teh older wun iz livin away at kollij) an now i haz a peece an qwiet to gets my wurk done. follwin teh nooz abowt yor kountree (tho i not knowz a hole lot abowt it), hope fings wurk owt peesfully an smoovly tehre!
Basement cat swears off using bleach in the future.
Romeow – Ai lukked at ur pikshurs. Ur whyte kitteh iz BEYOOTIMUS! But, him haz no tayle. Iz him a Rumpee Manx kitteh?
La Luz (odd eyes) iz a rumpee, and TJ (bloo eyes in mah avatar) iz a rumpee riser.
TJ duzzn’t hab a tayl, but a liddle sumpfing (riser) at teh end ov hims spine, unner teh skin. Wen he gets excited, we can see it go up and down, and we fink iz bery funnee.
i lub ur noo abatar kitteh!! itz soo kyoot!!1!
Fanks, Hashim!
I changed frum La Luz to TJ cuz hims waz 2 yeers old on 8-8-08.
oh… i wish himz a late edishun happy birffday!!
givez himz snorglez frum meh, pweaze??
Fank yew!
I didn’t kno dat u had a sik kitteh. Glad to here dat hims iz feelin better.
fank u Romeow!!
mah kitteh went a bit sick wen he got lost…
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i wanted to ask u sumfin, bout kittehz, mah Simba kitteh alwayz wantz to
go outta da howsie and wen he goez out, he yellz “MEOW!!1!”.
da neighbourz really hate him *sigh*
iz dier sum fin i can do to keep himz in??
if u just keeps him in, he will get yoosed to it, eventuallee, and kwit
asking to go out.
he will yell at YOO insted for awile tho.
Ohai Hashim!!! It tuk 6 munfs fur mai Punkin 2 qwit beeting onna doar wehn Ai qwit lettin hur owt. Yew myte wunt 2 considur sum Eerplugz. Ai hazn’t bin abul 2 B arownd mush, sew Ai dint kno abowt ur lozt & sik kitteh….glad heez bak & awl bettur!!
fank u Catsablanca!!
yesh, i fink i’ll need sum ear plugz…
fanks fur da advie leeza-b!!
Hmmmf… Calgon took doggie away.
Hopefull him cumz bak smellin beddar…
Hay! At leest iz nawt a frunt-lodin masheen!
Mai mahmcat haz wun an ai sware it haz teh JET ENJINN wen it spins!
Goggies alwaes wanna dress up an be liek peepuls, rite? Dis where peepuls get theyr cloes to weayr! Yu can puts on peepul cloes an be peepuls!
“all u need iz a bit of scrubing goggie!! u’d be fine…nawt!!”
ohai Hashim. Howz ur kitteh naow? Iz he fillin bak owt on da gushifud? Iz sew happytayle dat he iz home!
Ohai lindykat!!1!
he’z fine naow!! gud az new!! enjoying life wiff himz mommy pretty much!!
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fank u SOOOO much fur remembering!!
Iz funniest LOLcat yet!!!!!
Jest as much fun az ai had fetchin dat stick!
What does @@@@@@@ mean? Roses? Candies? Ats?
Meanz burgurs. We usta be able to be voting wit da burgurz, but now dey be takin our burgurz awayz. But we be makings our ownz burgurz wit da @@@.
Takin bugurz away?!
TAKIN BUGURZ AWAY?!?
Deetayls pleez, kthnxbai.
We usta beings able 2 vote on da commentz 2. Nawt just da pikchurs. But da
syskats tellz us dis make the pikchursz loadid too slow. Nao we can only
be votin on da pikchurs. So we makez da ascii burgurz wif da at sign insted.
O i c.
Fanks for tha informashun.
I trooly appresheate it.
@@@@@ for yew!
No prowblum. Nom, nom, nom, nom!
Tankuberrymuch. Burger for you! @
mah plehzur. Nom, nom, nom…
Rekummind plentii uv sope an yewz teh hevii soyl sykul!
Out D*mn Spot
Ladeee MACKbet FTW!!!
Elebenty cheeseburgers!!!
Layde MacBeth kitteh nawt liek goggee Spot…
In D*amn Spot!
D*amn
[Expletive Deleted]…. Fail…
Teehee. Fail indeed. Probably didn’t really want to censor myself anyway.
Fluffy kat
Stays fluffy, soff an kleen
Wif noo Kat Kleen, the prefurred daterjent of kats ebrywhere!
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Asshurdly bes’ kitteh play evah, vengeance n sudz to dog: clean fun!
cool funny grat
i rock