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Congratshoelaces! Yu wunts drink an nekkid dans?
wii cuud tayke jk2kitteh 2 da nawty barn fur da nekkid dans. ai heer dere’s fyreman and YNGs dere.
Kin ai goe wif u gais?? *Luks eegurlii at lindykat adn jk2kitteh*
conga-rats erm matchulations!!! clapity clapity!!!
Dum az a hammur.
ty!!
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Mah need fur fudz – let meh show u it.
Me tu iz hongree nd furgawt tu taik sumfing owt ub frezur. ratzafratz. Awl mai furriez nd huzbum wil be yeling sune. Nedez a mawm tu bring me sumfing.
Dat iz a hammur, izzint it? If nawt, den neber mind.
iz kynd uv hrd 2 tell…
erm what iz a hammur?
Teh fing yew powndz nales wif? Teh fing on teh grownd luks liek teh shaep uv a hammur.
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Uv coars, ai doan noe if dey callz dem sumfin diffrint in udder plaeces.
scuze pleeze is that not a tiny stuffed penguin?
Mite be. The way it’s laying on the ground though makes it look like a hammer-shaped object. Could have been low blood sugar on my part — but even with food in me, it looks to be hammer-shaped. A hammer-shaped tiny stuffed penguin.
LOLz!!!!
Jus lukked agin an ai kin FINALLY maek it owt azza tiny stuffed penguin.
I THOT U “HAMMUR” PEEPS WUZ CWAZY- DEN AI LUKD
AGIN- NAO AI SEIZE EET ! DA BEAK OB DA TEENY
STUFFD PENGUIN LUKS LIEK DA “KLAW” AT DA BAEK
OB DA HAMMUR- (SNERT)
P.S. AIS TRYIN 2 JOIN DA YAHOO CHEEZFRENZ GROUP
BUT STILL SAYS “PENDING”- DO UZ GUIZE KNOE HAO
LONG IT TAEKS TO GET APPROVED ?
MAYB DEY WIL SAY NO- (SIGH)
I has not seen yer username “sparkysmom” come up? Wuz sumwun else I had nebber herd uv todai, but nawt yoo. Yoo shud hab gotten emeow frum de moderator if yoo needed to gibs dem mohr info, check spam filters, mebbee?
Uh, oh. Did you tell dem ur name HEER is sparkysmom? DAT cud
bee teh problem. Is impoartant to tell ur ICHC user name so weez
know u is a regular. And D Marie, teh moddurator, mite hab emailed you wiff a qweschun
an u hassunt seen/ansurred it yet.
Wee is beein more slow now cuz sum kweschunubbulls has joined ands
now
we has too beez slower and carefuller and nice peepulls like u gets
teh slow treetment. *sigh* Is unforchunutt.
ai can beez kweschunubbulls???
THANK YOU GUIZE !
i tried agin- mayb 3rd time iz da charm. I tried 2 months ago,but gave up cuz I didnt know what 2 put in awl da spayces. den i tried agin sunday nite, but got confuzzled btween user name and real name and nick name- plus i couldnt remember hoa i had set up y yahoo acct, so i just made a new one- my puter stoopyness, let mi show u it!
so just now i tried agin back with my original sparkysmom name and also tld the owners my real name. lets hope this werks !
Yeah, heez uh real chip awf the ‘ol ice block.
Naw…hez drunk Unkle Franks…Hez a littul bit speshul!
LOLz
ohh noes!!!! a sheep iz coming froam behind!!!! run run!!
Nao aiz lukkin fur a wullee creechur…
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brb – need to heet mah lunch (yes – very very late).
Nobuddy’s saein nuffin.
Oh well.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
lolz!!! but yoo finally didn’t tell us what is a thang!
Itz moar a “figurative” thang den a “literal” thang, aifinkso. Kud meen tush, but kud meen udder fingz awlso.
Yah. Ennywaze, Aiz shakin it.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
I seez!!!
UDDER fingz? *snirk*
Ai can haz danses wib yew lyanthya?
Ai does teh nekkid and ebberytink if yew says yis.
ohai, Kim, ai goze shawping tudai fur whine tu taik tu party nd finez hole shlef ub whinez frum NZ, awl Marlborough, nuffing frum norf iland and ai noze dey haz sum gud wunz tu. Praisez wur nawt bad evur. Maibe yu shud relieb Ly frum hur dansing . she bin at it fur lawng tiem nd problee iz tired. Just waching maikz me tired.
She taekded a hawt-chawklit break oar tew. Sheez dans iz boluntaree, sew ai fink sheez ok.
Ohai gma – thx for suportink our whine industree!! Teh souf iland maeks teh veddy gud red whines and teh norf iland maeks teh veddy gud whyte whines. And ai not has bias cos hav libbed in boaf ilands. Iz gud taht yew is habing teh knowink wehre Marlboro iz!
Nekkid dansing is sumtink yew haf to be infited to, ifinkso. Orlso, is tooo kold hea todai to jist get nekkid for noe reesin.
Da dansing wil warm yu up unles yu getz frostbit b4 den. nity, naow, ebreebuddeez.
Nitey nite *waves floofy paw*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Ob korse yu can!
*Ly shakes her thang*
Can yu shake yur thang?
*gits nekkid*
Thx Ly. Yew aint seen teh thang-shaking till yew’ve seen this
*shaeks thang, ober and ober*
Yah, yuze a good thang-shaker!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Yew is teh bestest thangshaker – ai has got to haev teh praktis. Is lotzof fun tho.
*shaeks thang liek tehre is no tewmoro*
Ai am goin to hab tu join u. Habnt dun dis fur a looooong tyme!!!
*gits nekkid*
*starts shaekin her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Iz naow ofishully nekkid danspartie!!!!!!!!
Yay.
Ohai!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Tihs am fun, aren’t it?
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai can haz thang-shakin wif mebbe sum clothez on?
Ai wont look, nightshayde. Beleaf me, tihs bodie not gonna win teh bewtimus contest any tiem soon!
We iz awl bewtimus wen wi in cheezland.
*Marfa shakes her thang*
*nekid dansdansdans*
*nekid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Nightshayde shaekz hur thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*gigglol*
Ai iz not luking. Is fun yis?
shaik dems munney makerz!!!
Teh munney maekrz needz to maek me teh munnies so ai can haev teh nekkid dansing all ob teh dae.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Luk at awl teh nekkid dansers!
*Ly shakes her thang*
Yew kin joyne us enny tiem yewd liek!
fang u.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*lindykat shaykes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*whoohooo*
It’s gettin hawt in heer
so tayke awf aw ur cwoves…
Luk at awl teh dansers!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Is grate fun!
LYANFAA!!!
*Donkee appeers on teh seen wiff hoofs on hips! and stares
at all teh nawtee nekkid dansers!*
Juss wutt wurr u finkin?
Look wutt u has started!
*Donkee looks arown at all teh fun and frivolitee*
Well, u gais ARE kinda cute….
*Donkee blushes*
/donkee runs off, red faced
Ohai, Kafleen!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Duz donkees dans?
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai wans 2 joyn! *nekkid dansdansdans adn shakin uv thang*
Ai fink ai needz 2 goe 2 teh nawty barn. *blushes*
mabbe wii can fynd de fyremans and de YNGs! Herry!!1!
Ai joyns u! *Runz 2 nawty barn wif lindykat 4 faindin uv fyremans adn YNGs*
*nekkid danses ober to opheliacat and lindykat*
Kin ai cum too? Ai pwomise ai be gentil wib teh fyremans and teh YNGs.
Unless tehy iz aksing me not to be gentil, ob corse.
sure, juss shayke ur thang, kimikiwi
Thx.
Ifinkso teh fyremans and YNGS shud be veddy, veddy afeared now!
Ifn teh fyremans adn YNGs nawt skird, dey sun wil b, wen dey c mai YNB.
Iz not nawty. Iz xrcise. Xrcise gud for uz.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
BERRI good fer uz!
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dans and mutch thang skaeking*
Duz tihs mean ai noes habs to go to jim? Ai can has teh twerkowt by nekkid dansing.
*shaek shaek shaek*
*spinz around*
*shaek shaek shaek*
did they get the cold shower installed at the nawty barn?
Hoep not!
Hai dan
No. It hazza steem ruum.
ahm gonna NEED dat shower.
.
after all, it’s impolite to point
Issat a flag poal yew gots dare, oar yew jess happi tew C YND?
Dan haz veddy thortfully bringed a towel rayle.
well mebbe a handtowel, or a washcloth, depending onna day.
Soemfing for teh boykitteh skowts to camp under, ifinkso.
I would say that the…..utility of obliquely mention object is variable in accordance with ambient temperature.
Hoep iz wayrm wea yew is!
WooHoooo!!1! U go gurl!
How deez pinkwins noes dis hammer?
He’s dead, Jim.
*snerk*
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow.
Scrape them off, Jim!!!
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…
(ooh – dots)
Let’s see if taking it out of lolspeak helped.
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Ai haz a confuzzled.
i missed the conversation about …..ooh dots? splain pleez
dots is a sweety, like gumdrops wifout teh sugar. yummy. dis it? aifinkso.
Er… aifinkso mite haz been sumwun hoo wuz beein a troll but got distracktud by teh extensiv yoos uv ellipsisisis? Ai doan fink it had ennyfing tew do wif teh candeez.
Aifink itz duz naow!!!!1!!
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…
…
nom nom nom nom
Nao I haz eerwurm.
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Derez Klingonz on teh starberd bow, starberd bow, starberd bow.
Derez Kilngonz on teh starberd bow.
Skraep dem off, Jim!
Derez Klingonz on teh starberd bow, starberd bow, starberd bow.
Derez Klingonz on teh starberd bow.
Skraep dem off, Jim!
…
Ai can haz eerwerm.
Therz Klingonz on teh starberd bow, starberd bow, starberd bow.
Therz Klingonz on teh starberd bow.
Scraep dem off, Jim!
Therez Klingonz on teh starberd bow… starberd bow… starberd bow.
Therez Klingonz on teh starberd bow.
Skraep dem off, Jim!!!
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Dis iz teh 5th tiem tryin to poast.
Heh. It wuz teh 4th tiem. Nao WP horked up awluv teh commintz & ai feelz moar sillee dan yoozhual.
noe, WP feelz sillee. WP lurves nightshayde!!1!
an heer i thot it wuz jus da eerwurm dooin it.
iz ok!
me 2!! I fort wuz berry witty an I-ron-ic way ov sayin eer-wurm!!
Dat beeg harballz!
Jim caim tu a berry bad end in bahstin.
luuks lyk a tynee babbehz stuffyd penkwen 2 mee.
Nao WP is nommin mai non-abatar commintz?
Twiec.
…
*shaekz floofee paw at WP*
*luks fur Kafleen to give WP a dawn-key kik in teh reer*
Tried to post something five times now. No links or anything. It’s just not letting my comment through. WTF????
usse the force luke….
Dat gud uze ov force!! Ai see dem aww!
*KICK!!!*
betta late dan nebba.
Itz aktin up agin… but ai lubz yew, Kafleen!
reeelee???
{{{{nightshayde}}}}}
Thank god you knew the Heimlich Maneuver, Ralph.
LOL
Kewe da kare troll in 3, 2, 1…
Were iz kare troll? Kin ai b kare troll?
Testing wif abatar… nawt sekkund try got eeted awlreddy.
WP know laik u, huh? Sowwy.
Bowgs Bownny came to Martoneek
Wen him arribed hims was pretty week
Hims legs feeld like dey wud bukkle in
Hims tribyoolashins caused by a Pen-goo-in
Ai.
Lubz.
Yew.
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Fur yeerz, ai haz bin noeing teh nawt sekkund, sekkund, an forf lienz, but nawt teh fird lien. Mai Momkat an ai still singz, “His tribulations caused by a pen-guh-win” wenneber we seez teh pengee-winz on teh TV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0Y-lpsXQ-8
Az told by mai grandawturr teh udder day
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Why du penguins sit awn marshmellohz?
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Tu keep frum fallin in teh hawt chocklick.
yew iz a granpa??? btw ai iz wachin yer teem an my teem frow baseballs round *wisspurrs ai gotta bad feline bout dis*
Woa! Ai eets sum dinner and jes lukd bak at teh teebee.
Oh and yesh, ai am uh berry prowd granpa. Mai princess habs meh wrapped rown her widdle finger.
granpas/grandotterz=speshull lurves
Hab yu been watchin teh teebee?
dey is playin rite in front ob me as we lol………. yer teem is cummin on strong after we tuk teh leeeeed
Bye
Az in…buh bye…nawt gud bye.
OK – I go furr reel noa. Kidlets uh-rye-bean.
Gud luk!
Foo! I juss gotted heer!
Oh hai kafleen. Ai decided tu refresh wun las tiem beefour ai hed owt teh door. Culd you gib dis brayd ai made tu jamamakitty fur meh? It might be a consul…kawnsol…gud try prize ai finks.
*Snert* Chockolick Fedder Butt…
There’s nothing funny about penguin cannibalism.
WOOT!
U R funneh AND u gotz teh grate website!?
U gotz it goin on!!!!
Aw. *Puts toe in durt sheyely* Thanx Kafleen.
Yesh, iz mah kid.
Srry.
K thx bai
O.o I noes where squeekie stuft bird was gotted! I’s gots me one! McMurdo!
Which boat iz dat?
hmmm…. who pooped??
hai,Hashim ! hoa yu doin ? still watchin da lympics ?
did yur bruvver make it 2 Pittsburg, okai ?
Ohai sparkysmom!!
sowwy i couldnt reply earlier… i waz away…
i habnt watched da lympics and mah bruvver haz landed safely on Pittsburgh (he cant fly skshullee, he landed by a plane, though flying would be pretty awesum!!1!)
“landed by plane” *groan* lemme guess, I just flew in to Pittsburgh, and boy are my arms tired”.
.
Groucho Marx might just live forever.
Ohai Stagehanddan!!
u can fly??
u haz wingz!?!
so red bull really givez u wingz…
should hab tried it…
oh sure, flying is easy, just apply sufficient thrust and anything’ll fly, but the landing can be……….painful
ohh… i know wat u mean… ur be-hind could get injured…
oh stoopy wierd press… dubble commintz again!!
it’s gotten most all of us one time or the other. even though I’m not using wierd press. no need to fret.
ok….
so how iz u nowadayz??
itz been a while since i haz talked to u!!
Ohai Stagehanddan!!
u can fly??
u haz wingz!?!
so red bull really givez u wingz…
should hab tried it….
heres a blog by mah bruvver and himz latest post iz bout his trip dier
da linky iz
jafferhaider.wordpress.com
Halp, ai’v fallin an ai kant git up!
cum on liddle pen cwen guy, ai halps u- but quik, wii gotz 2 runs awai frum da big guize
testin testin …
YAY!! I has a bloo naym!!
WELKUM 2 DA BLU-NESS SAWA!
I SENT U “FRIEND “REQUEST !
U IS WHERE IN TTI ?
Ohai sparkysmom!!
iz sowwy i couldnt reply to ur commint wich iz upper in da thread…
i also lefted u message dier…
Ohai Sawa!!
i also sent u a friend request!!
all da cheez peepz r caring!!
hope u’ll enjoy!!
kthxbai!
ok, i getz it nobuddy wantz 2 tawk 2 mii- dats ok. ai go bedward nao.
oops!! um … I had to go be pa-rentul for a bit … sorry, sparkysmom ….
Heh heh, i like dat
That is FREAKIN brilliant!
I haz dat saim penguinz plush lawl! Bawt it at Biodome in Montreal!
One of the plush toys featured in an lolcats icanhascheezburger.com photo, is up on ebay!
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayIS…0266475308
(Yes, is my auction, no is not THE plushie but one just like it.)
This picture was taken by my dad, though I don’t know who posted it. He was on a research trip to Antarctica (hence the ship, Nathanial B. Palmer in the background). He had a slight to McMurdough Base from New Zealand, but the weather was bad and the flight was delayed for close to a week. So he spend his time doing tourist things in New Zealand- including picking up a small wind-up penguin.
When he was finally out on the ice doing experiments, he found that the Emperer Penguins are very curious and often found one craning its neck over his shoulder while he was kneeling down working on something. So he brought out the little wind-up penguin, cranked it up, and set it going on the ice. The real penguins were fascinated, even when the toy one hit a bump and fell on it’s side. The original caption he chose was “He’s dead, Jim” which hangs on our refridgerator.
why u pplz talkin so funny?
Ai haz a plushee liek dat =o
btw, pinwins maik me rofl. Ai cnt si deyr ayes XD