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myne! myne! myne!
Congratshoelaces! Yu wunts drink an nekkid dans?
wii cuud tayke jk2kitteh 2 da nawty barn fur da nekkid dans. ai heer dere’s fyreman and YNGs dere.
Kin ai goe wif u gais?? *Luks eegurlii at lindykat adn jk2kitteh*
conga-rats erm matchulations!!! clapity clapity!!!
Dum az a hammur.
ty!!
…
Mah need fur fudz - let meh show u it.
Me tu iz hongree nd furgawt tu taik sumfing owt ub frezur. ratzafratz. Awl mai furriez nd huzbum wil be yeling sune. Nedez a mawm tu bring me sumfing.
Dat iz a hammur, izzint it? If nawt, den neber mind.
iz kynd uv hrd 2 tell…
erm what iz a hammur?
Teh fing yew powndz nales wif? Teh fing on teh grownd luks liek teh shaep uv a hammur.
…
Uv coars, ai doan noe if dey callz dem sumfin diffrint in udder plaeces.
scuze pleeze is that not a tiny stuffed penguin?
Mite be. The way it’s laying on the ground though makes it look like a hammer-shaped object. Could have been low blood sugar on my part — but even with food in me, it looks to be hammer-shaped. A hammer-shaped tiny stuffed penguin.
LOLz!!!!
Jus lukked agin an ai kin FINALLY maek it owt azza tiny stuffed penguin.
I THOT U “HAMMUR” PEEPS WUZ CWAZY- DEN AI LUKD
AGIN- NAO AI SEIZE EET ! DA BEAK OB DA TEENY
STUFFD PENGUIN LUKS LIEK DA “KLAW” AT DA BAEK
OB DA HAMMUR- (SNERT)
P.S. AIS TRYIN 2 JOIN DA YAHOO CHEEZFRENZ GROUP
BUT STILL SAYS “PENDING”- DO UZ GUIZE KNOE HAO
LONG IT TAEKS TO GET APPROVED ?
MAYB DEY WIL SAY NO- (SIGH)
I has not seen yer username “sparkysmom” come up? Wuz sumwun else I had nebber herd uv todai, but nawt yoo. Yoo shud hab gotten emeow frum de moderator if yoo needed to gibs dem mohr info, check spam filters, mebbee?
Uh, oh. Did you tell dem ur name HEER is sparkysmom? DAT cud
bee teh problem. Is impoartant to tell ur ICHC user name so weez
know u is a regular. And D Marie, teh moddurator, mite hab emailed you wiff a qweschun
an u hassunt seen/ansurred it yet.
Wee is beein more slow now cuz sum kweschunubbulls has joined ands
now
we has too beez slower and carefuller and nice peepulls like u gets
teh slow treetment. *sigh* Is unforchunutt.
ai can beez kweschunubbulls???
THANK YOU GUIZE !
i tried agin- mayb 3rd time iz da charm. I tried 2 months ago,but gave up cuz I didnt know what 2 put in awl da spayces. den i tried agin sunday nite, but got confuzzled btween user name and real name and nick name- plus i couldnt remember hoa i had set up y yahoo acct, so i just made a new one- my puter stoopyness, let mi show u it!
so just now i tried agin back with my original sparkysmom name and also tld the owners my real name. lets hope this werks !
Yeah, heez uh real chip awf the ‘ol ice block.
Naw…hez drunk Unkle Franks…Hez a littul bit speshul!
LOLz
ohh noes!!!! a sheep iz coming froam behind!!!! run run!!
Nao aiz lukkin fur a wullee creechur…
…
brb - need to heet mah lunch (yes - very very late).
Nobuddy’s saein nuffin.
Oh well.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
lolz!!! but yoo finally didn’t tell us what is a thang!
Itz moar a “figurative” thang den a “literal” thang, aifinkso. Kud meen tush, but kud meen udder fingz awlso.
Yah. Ennywaze, Aiz shakin it.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
I seez!!!
UDDER fingz? *snirk*
Ai can haz danses wib yew lyanthya?
Ai does teh nekkid and ebberytink if yew says yis.
ohai, Kim, ai goze shawping tudai fur whine tu taik tu party nd finez hole shlef ub whinez frum NZ, awl Marlborough, nuffing frum norf iland and ai noze dey haz sum gud wunz tu. Praisez wur nawt bad evur. Maibe yu shud relieb Ly frum hur dansing . she bin at it fur lawng tiem nd problee iz tired. Just waching maikz me tired.
She taekded a hawt-chawklit break oar tew. Sheez dans iz boluntaree, sew ai fink sheez ok.
Ohai gma - thx for suportink our whine industree!! Teh souf iland maeks teh veddy gud red whines and teh norf iland maeks teh veddy gud whyte whines. And ai not has bias cos hav libbed in boaf ilands. Iz gud taht yew is habing teh knowink wehre Marlboro iz!
Nekkid dansing is sumtink yew haf to be infited to, ifinkso. Orlso, is tooo kold hea todai to jist get nekkid for noe reesin.
Da dansing wil warm yu up unles yu getz frostbit b4 den. nity, naow, ebreebuddeez.
Nitey nite *waves floofy paw*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Ob korse yu can!
*Ly shakes her thang*
Can yu shake yur thang?
*gits nekkid*
Thx Ly. Yew aint seen teh thang-shaking till yew’ve seen this
*shaeks thang, ober and ober*
Yah, yuze a good thang-shaker!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Yew is teh bestest thangshaker - ai has got to haev teh praktis. Is lotzof fun tho.
*shaeks thang liek tehre is no tewmoro*
Ai am goin to hab tu join u. Habnt dun dis fur a looooong tyme!!!
*gits nekkid*
*starts shaekin her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Iz naow ofishully nekkid danspartie!!!!!!!!
Yay.
Ohai!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Tihs am fun, aren’t it?
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai can haz thang-shakin wif mebbe sum clothez on?
Ai wont look, nightshayde. Beleaf me, tihs bodie not gonna win teh bewtimus contest any tiem soon!
We iz awl bewtimus wen wi in cheezland.
*Marfa shakes her thang*
*nekid dansdansdans*
*nekid dansdansdans*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Nightshayde shaekz hur thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*gigglol*
Ai iz not luking. Is fun yis?
shaik dems munney makerz!!!
Teh munney maekrz needz to maek me teh munnies so ai can haev teh nekkid dansing all ob teh dae.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Luk at awl teh nekkid dansers!
*Ly shakes her thang*
Yew kin joyne us enny tiem yewd liek!
fang u.
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*lindykat shaykes her thang*
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*whoohooo*
It’s gettin hawt in heer
so tayke awf aw ur cwoves…
Luk at awl teh dansers!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Is grate fun!
LYANFAA!!!
*Donkee appeers on teh seen wiff hoofs on hips! and stares
at all teh nawtee nekkid dansers!*
Juss wutt wurr u finkin?
Look wutt u has started!
*Donkee looks arown at all teh fun and frivolitee*
Well, u gais ARE kinda cute….
*Donkee blushes*
/donkee runs off, red faced
Ohai, Kafleen!
*nekkid dansdansdans*
Duz donkees dans?
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai wans 2 joyn! *nekkid dansdansdans adn shakin uv thang*
Ai fink ai needz 2 goe 2 teh nawty barn. *blushes*
mabbe wii can fynd de fyremans and de YNGs! Herry!!1!
Ai joyns u! *R