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ah ha! at last i am free!
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teh orange…git in mai belleh!!!
Con-cat-shulashuns!
Yur nomz and danse of choise?
ai fink wii awl shuld tayk danse lessons frum Amy Peel, sinse itz a brayd adn oranj dreemsicle fur drinkses! evrybody sillybrayt wif meh, itz mai nawt sekond nawt sekond!!!
Xtra-concatshulashuns then!
/cilibratte /cilibrate
yessh yesssh!!! Xtra-conga-rat-matchulations wif lols of NOMs!!!
Xtra sooper dooper conga-rats m21k! *Clappy paws, prans, prans, twurl, twurl, wiggul, wiggul, fall doun adn giggul*
But waht be we are dansing too!?
*Riva danse*
duz yew meen twe sai dat yew kant heer teh moosic in mai hed? darnit!
mai sownd sistem iz borked agin!
Must be tha kittehs in ur hed nommin tha wires?
Ai kant heer teh moosic in ur hed. Kan u heer teh voyses in mai hed?
aifinkso, mm, but wher dew dey spect us tew fynd a hoze, tew duzzen chikins adn a dymond ring at dis tyme uv dai?
ROFLMAO! FTW!
M21k, Ai may hab teh dumb, butt is taht a pawp culchoor ref? Oar didz u just maek taht up awn ur own? Tis bery funnee aifinkso. Ai hab a pikchoor in mai hed ob a chicken waring a dymond ring onna her liddle stik ankle whyle teh udder chikkensuse teh hunt n peck method tew …
ooh mai holly lolrus!!!! I can heer bof teh muziks adn teh voicez in yur heds!!!!1! Alleluia!!! Alleluia!!! Alleluia!!! Alleluia!!!!
conratzshoelaces awn yr nawt sekkond nawt sekkond, mom21kitteh!!!
*danze danze danze*
*singz singz singz*
*drinkz drinkz drinkz (jus koffee; itz erlee hear)
Awl in honor of mom21kitteh! yeah!
fanks teasel2! ai wuz bery xcaited wen ai seed dat ai had teh win!11!!!
awwww…..
dis ladee iz naise, too!
be karfull, teh orenje oens iz poysoness.
ya, u trien ta keel teh amster? dat poyson!
Oar am Ai fibe?
Five is right out…
Ai spoze dat iz a bit owld fur a liddle rodent, but dey can’t cownt berry well….
“Thou shalt count to three. No more. No less.”
Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of counting shall be….
… three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
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U 3 want tu be spanked, aifinkso, yes. Spank us, spank us! Weave bin sew nawty! *skips awf tu teh nawty barn*
And after the spanking, the…
Tell mii, tell mii, teh suspens iz killin mii!
the…. NOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um … datz WUN wai uv puttin it …
:wicked:
Oops. Try again…
Coral steps!
o wichted baahd ebil nawty zoot
pik mii! pik mii!
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
O Lord, bless this Thine Holy Hand Grenade, that it might blow Thine enemy to tiny bits. In Thy mercy…
ONE! TWO! Five – uh, THREE!!!
nao ai skipz off too find u a shrubberi.
“Not everything that counts can be counted.” Dun remembuh who seds dis.
That bit uv lore haz nawt cum 2 mai attenshun b4. Ai noe dat sum triebs cownt “wun, too, free, lots” but Ai din’t noe der wuz a rool abowt it.
Ms Anni, wii haff browt in speshul 4 yoo todai
moobie dvd orf teh Monkey Piethon holey grayul
pic ups yer kopie at teh layoutway counta, kplzthnx
Ohai annipuss! Datz part uvva seen frum “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, ware dey fite da killer bunnee wif da Hoalee Han Grinayd uv Anteeyok. Kordin 2 da rittin instrukshunz (da Buk uv Armuhmintz, chaptur 2, vursiz 9-21), wunst U pull da pin U spowsta kownt 2 free den throe da Grinayd. Ur nawt spowsta kownt 2 fore. “Faiv iz rite owt”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crNRCg3ioU0
hey dere yoo b cuttin mai pofit margarine
Noe wurreez — I nawt shoein da hole fing — jess uh preevyoo…
…
Bur ur kawmint nawt dere win I poastid — U musta chaynjded naymz oar sumfin 2 kawz WerdPretzel 2 nom ur kawmint den hork it bak uppagin…
Thx, Ai nebber seed teh pyfuns – mai late husbing had controll (an Ai do meen troll) uv teh remoat….
Conratzshoeslaces to annipuss an maus 2 fur bein in teh nawt sekkund bryaid 2!!1!!
*moar danzez, singinz an drinkses*
(Sry I iz sew late wiff mai congratz)
What laid that egg??!!
dunno but waz nomabul!!!
teh raer orinj shroo burd. it be taystee burd wif taystee bebes.
Momotaro hamstur
haz it slaitlee rong.
Vitaminom Cee iz gud foar awl speshees!
I spose it wud have dun sum good to be trapd nomming on tha orange then.
Iz sertinlee moar helthyer tahn wat ai’m eetin 4 brekky. Choklit croysant an Cafe Moka. (Ai callz it the PMS speshul.
)
El Em Ay Oh!
I ad a pck ov Quavers 4 brunch!
Cheese!
Av neva ad a Cafe Moka!
Wat be they have taste lyk?!
Choklit Cawfee. YUM!
Nao Ai hongree fur brekfest tu. Hmm. wut shud Ai hab?
Apples…
Bananas…
Chocolate Muffins…
D…
Doe nuts
Egz (ober eezy)
Frensh toest
G…
Gushifuds
Hash browns
Ice creem awn wffls
Jooce
K….
Daises
Elephants
Fruitcaek
G…
Elefentz? U iz reelee dat hongree?
Yah :’(
An ai cudnt fink of anyfing else
Apllaudsion to u n Martianmary for finkin of stuf
…Teh seam stuff!!1!
Okeh. Hao bowt we maekz laif saizd elefent owt uv uddur fudz? Elefentz iz naiys an we prawbublee shud nawt eet dem.
Donutz
Eggz (chewz hao u want purr-payrd)
Frensh Toezt
Grenolah
H…
Half a graipfroot
Isecreem
Jam on toest
K…
Hawt seeryal
Ireesh soda bred
Kashi
L…
Lemmen poppee seed muffens
Muffins, assoarted
Nut cubbered doe nuts
Oatmeel, cimamum
P…
Putaytoez (in hoem fraiz foarm)
Queesh
Rayzin Bran
Strawbreez
Toest
U…
Vanilla izecreme
Waffelz! (naner, bloobeary, awl kynds)
Xtra maypole sirip
Yogurt
Z….
ZOMGWTFBBQ! (Teh bestest kine ob BBQ)
Skyooz meh! Skooyz meh! I fnik u dropded dis “U” bak dayr.
Oopz! I didded taht!
Hmmmm…..
Ultra rich pasteerees!
An fanks fur findin teh U. I thot mebbe awl teh U’s wer used up wen Ai cudn’t fynd it.
Winz! Nao we kan eetz it awl!
pecawn fronsch toast
quick bred (asst flavrs)
raspberrie filled donuts
pe-Cahn fronsch toast! Wao! Ai has to trying tath!!!
Hao R yoo, Hartwurm, Thelma & Weezy?
ohai DK!
Hartwurm has a noo name: Gummi.
Still a kind uv wurm, but sweeter and stickier!
She is doing GRATE, is eeting fine now, eben crunchee fuds.
Vet sed to keep her awai from the other kittehs until a week after symptoms disappeer. So I guess this Sun we will try and do some
introduckshuns.
Poor Gummi is tyred of being by herself, is lonlee, ifinkso.
How is things in VLC?
Oh, taht is a WIN naem!!! Duz she sleep wif yoo?
Fings up heer bes gud, altho ai’m berry concurned abowt teh sityooashun in Jorja, ob corse. Wun ob mai teechers frum koral kamp (an Uhmerican) has a hows in Tbilisi. But hers in Ukrane rite nao, fank CC.
o noes!
she hazn’t bin allowed owt of teh spare room yet.
Cudn’t risk Thelma & Weezy catching wutever she had.
Jorji, is a worry. Sounds like Russha is trying to work somthing owt. Hope tehy stop the fighting soon.
Gummi
I lubs it!!
Yoo mussent eet her tho,eeben tho she be cuddlee lyke a bear
Glad to heer she be bedders an can sune joyn teh fanmbly an has ‘chudders’
she iz almost nommabul!
Gummi will tries to join teh fambly, I still has a worry
abowt how teh 2 residint queens will react.
wut is a chudder?
I wud certantly not lyk to have being tha wun to eet that orange
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Orinj yoo glad it was not a bananer?
*Headdesk*
“Nok nok.”
“Hu dayr?”
“Bunanur.”
“Bunanur hu?”
“Nok nok.”
“Hu dayr??”
“Bunanur.”
“Bunanur hu???”
“Nok nok”
“Hu dayr?!??”
“Bunanur.”
“BUNANUR HU???”
“Nok nok.”
“HU DAYR?!?!??”
“Orinj.”
“…. Orinj hu?”
“Orinj haz a hamstur insaid.”
“Dat…maykz absulootlee no sens.”
Lmaoooo
Doan cha wish wii cud loao ?
(laff owr asses off?)
Wel, nawt teh hoel fing, uv coarse. Wud b m-baressin an preezent prawblumz in fyoochur sitin. But laffin awf sum uv it wud b nais.
Ai ugreez, laffin awf mostuv myn wood be grate akshully!
nok nok joeks….ai haets dem.
Whoo cares bout makn sens wen it dat funnnneeeee!
Dear Fruit of the Month Club….
:snerk:
FTW!
Ackshully, iz teh “Froot (wif teh speshul surpryze inna middlol) ov teh Month Klub”.
Spring Surprise?
Crunchy Frog?
Strawberry tart?
Orinj chikkin?….oar hamstr?
wif Larx Vomit?
yikes, whut wud bee inna catalope tehn???
A antelope or a jakkalope?
Kittehlope!
Lovrz elopin’!
Deer Froot an Fuzzee uv teh Munf Klub,
Fuzee araivd fain. Froot wuz alredee eeted. Pleez edvaiz.
Deer LOLDemon, dat is ower speshul “sabe u teh trubbul uv eetin” offur
is free.
no xtra CHRG.
Iz x-tra charj (oar CHRG) tu sepurayt teh froot frum teh fuzee?
Please be aware that citrus fruit (orange, lemon, lime, grapefruit) is not good for small rodents. The little guy could become quite ill if he eats that.
Good advice, I didn’t know that. It’s not wise to feed an animal just anything. You know what else is supposed to be bad for rodents? Avocados.
I rat-sat 4 my nephs ons an wuz skard 2 giv “Wilson” eny brokli cuz mite giv him upset tummee. Wuz told, “Sillee Auntie DK123, de ratzes lib in de soowerz…dey can etz most enyting!” But I guess not avocado or citrus, huh?
My hamsters adore broccoli. Just about any fruit or vegetable that’s good for you is good for hamsters, with the exception of citrus… I hadn’t heard about avocado though, but that’s pretty expensive to be feeding to a hamster anyway.
Mine get watermelon, snow peas, cherries, carrots, broccoli, brussels sprouts, apples, grapes (bad for doggies, though) and breakfast cereal as treats. They also got zucchini from the garden the other day.
I think rats may not do well with cruciferous vegetables (broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, brussels sprouts) because they can’t pass gas.
Ohai der, was yoo gonna eet dis last piece?
Orange you glad I excapeded?
Did yooz hafta eet yer wai owt to escaep?
My glee, lemony show you it
I applelogize fer doubting yoo
Escaping will hert yr chances of a-peel-ing yr conviction…a-pear-ently.
Looks like an inside job
Snerk!
escapid jus in tiem fur a nom!
oar… noming until the escape tyem?
Yay! i can haz innertoobs, er interwebs, bak!
*duz lil danz*
keerfull………..yer tendrils flyin wildleee about………. mite snag on sumfin
*tendril ketchez on DVD playr controller*
*sound of muzak lodez*
*auto memoree bookmark funkshun engaged*
YODELAHEEEEEEEEhEEEEEEEEE …
yodelAAAAYYYYYDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
yodelaaaadeeeeeDEEEEEEe
yodeladeyodelaydeeyodelooooooooooo
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now datz moar like it!!!
welkum bak!!!
*elegant curtsey tward jamamamamkitty*
**klonk**
i didnt gets teh prize in teh soda box, but i gotted a prize in my orinj!!
If you’re going to nick my pix you could at least give me attribution.
Bogwart,
Click teh link unner teh pikshur to let Cheezburgr noe taht yoo desurv CREDIT.
They will gib yoo it.
Is mowse or hamstur?
Is funny lookn rodent…
It mite be a vole.
See hao small teh eyes iz? Meeces haz biggr eyes.
Power Rangers reference win.
.
Oh wait. This isn’t failblog. Oh well.
Dis nicer place dan failblog.
We lubs eech uddur. Beez speshull place. Yesh.
Rodent not aloud sitroos…